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>finish movie
>really sweaty with piss all over me
>walk into theater showers
>guard stops me
>sir are you here alone?
>autistically nod
>i'm sorry sir, you need to stay behind the virgin glass
Why is this allowed? I should be able to shower with the rest of my fellow moviegoers.
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>shower
>movies
>pick 1
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>forgot my towel
>ask for an extra
>it has shit on it
>use it anyway because it's freezing outside
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>>61760330
Hello yuropoor. I guess you wouldn't know much about showering.
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Why do frogposters have the worst memes
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>>61760330
non american spotted
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>Go to movies
>Movies about to start
>Announcement plays on the intercom
>"Attention: A surprise penis inspection test will take place before the showing of the movie."
>Panic
>Haven't been inspected since high school
>Never got circumcised like I was advised to
>They find out
>I get 30 days jail and a five thousand dollar fine
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>>61760359
I don't see any frogs m8
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>>61760330
>doesn't go to the cinema showers
dirty redcoat detected
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>Finish using the toilet
>Everybody starts clapping
Do Americans really do this?
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>>61760742
more of a midwestern thing tbh but yea
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Do you guys take your popcorn bucket with you into the shower or what? I have popcorn left over sometimes and I don't want to throw it out or leave it unattended, trying to find a better solution fam because my theater stopped giving out to-go boxes
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>>61760330
autistic single detected
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>>61760835
put it in the locker you dingus
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this thread is fake. enough.
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