>Be me
>Go to Orlando International Airport
>Waiting for flight to France
>Look into suitcase
>Packed wrong suitcase
>Suitcase contains a gun and two bags of weed
>Start to panic
>Run to bathroom
>Get retarded idea
>Shove suitcase down toilet and flush
>Toilet practically explodes
>Water pours all over floor and spills out into baggage area
>Ohfuck.jpg
>Quickly grab suitcase
>Hide into nearby crowd whilst shit-storm unfurls
>Leave airport
>Call cab
>Get the fuck out of there
>Mfw thousands of peoples flights are now delayed for hours
>>1285856
> Wake up, with a full bladder.