>go on holiday and stay with family >have to deal with

>>1277192
We have a real easy fix for this anon. It's called booze.

>>1277192
Bring them toys/gifts that don't require or would inspire adult participation. Books that are activity books, really childish games, dressup stuff, gift certificates to stuff around town. Keep in their good graces, but no one should be hitting you. Just kindly say, uncle lazyass needs to sit a moment, but later we'll play a game of that twister/yahtzee, ok? Be tired, but be nice about it.

Just fucking hit them till they stop moving

>>1278743
Same goes for women and Italians

>>1277192
>see someone else
>can't fathom they have different goals and interests in life
>fail to understand not all people are the same
>fail to understand why they do what they do

just get a shell of a life in a big city and shit talk the rest of the world over cocktails with your shitty friends, guy, outside of that your banter isn't going anywhere

1. Watch a bunch of Alex Jones videos
2. Keep watching until you think you've got his mannerisms down pat
3. Just talk to everyone you hate by pretending to be Alex Jones

I know it seems like I'm joking, but I am serious; this actually works. I particularly enjoy screaming like this:
https://youtu.be/uR2UXmTGK4M?t=8s

>>1278748
That's how Amanda Knox got in trouble

>>1277192
>have to deal with their kids constantly hitting you and asking to play

OP maybe if you don't stay near them they won't bother you?

>>1277192
>stay with random family
>little kids keep bothering me when I bring home women
really frustrating

>>1278748
Probably shouldn't hit women

Have you tried raping them?