What are the secret tips for Disneyland? What are things

>>1273127
Which one are you going to? General tips:
>pick the right day (if you can)
Use this: http://www.isitpacked.com/disneyland-crowd-forecast-predictor-calendar/
>utilize Fastpasses
They're free. Get Fastpasses on the most popular rides early in the day, like for Space Mountain. On crowded days they usually run out of Fastpasses by the midway through the day.
>buy souvenirs at end of day or ask them to hold it for you at the park exit
That way you can pick it up at end and not have to carry it around all day. The main street shops and downtown Disney (assuming you're in Anaheim) close an hour after park closing
>ask for ice water instead of buying bottled water
You can ask for it at any restaurant
>bring sunscreen and your own water/snacks

I dunno anon, what do you want to do at Disneyland? There's nothing to really avoid

I dont know why a single person would ever want to go there

>>1274070
Because kids lose their shit for it.

>>1274092
Teach them corporate worship from an early age. Be sure to buy them lots of merch so they can sleep under a duvet cover of images engineered to stifle their own creative processes. Stifle them into a one-track, ethnocentric, family-friendly worldview. That's stellar parenting.

>>1274070
When I was living in Tokyo, I went atleast once every six months. I constantly had this thought in my head, (Im too old for this, etc) but my Japanese friends or a visiting friend always wanted to go.

Every single time I enjoyed myself and left the park thinking it was silly to think that beforehand

>>1274186
The absence of spending is its own spending.

>>1274070
1. They might no longer remember going to Disneyland when they were younger.
2. To finally do all the shit that they wanted to do but their parents didn't have time for.
3. Star Wars Land is in development.

>>1273127
>must do
Immediately go for World of Color fastpass, they run out within two hours of opening.
>must avoid
Any parade happening at the end of the day. Literally thousands of people packed into a tiny area.

Want an item but don't want to buy it? Try the lost and found, they literally have hundreds of items from the stores.

Bought an item and want another? Show them the receipt at lost and found and they will replace the item.

>>1274070
Sometimes it's nice to go to a place literally meant for tourists. Didney Worl has always been god-tier.