What are the requirements to become Mr. Worldwide? >speak

Uno, do, tre
DALE

>>1258614
Let's see

Me:

>speak 3 languages fluently (plus 1 decently)
>been to 45 countries
>fucked a girl from every continent
>Not a music Guy

Am I Mr. Worldwide now?

>>1258629
Speaking three languages is normal in Europe, lol.

>>1258629
>45 countries
>speaks 3 languages
Have you even traveled? You can't say shit until you hit the 100s

And let me take a guess for those languages
>English
>French
>German

>>1258632

Its not though. Most of France barely manages 2.

>>1258629
>>been to 45 countries
lol 45 countries. This is 2017 not 1960. Come back when you reach pro level

>>1258648
So he's Mr. Europe? Or Mr. West?

>>1258677
more like flyweight champion

>>1258614
>fucked a girl from every continent?
Uh... this is definitely not Mr. Worldwide. This is easy as fuck.

Make it every country, then you have your Mr. Worldwide status.

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>>1258629
>you will never fuck a girl from antarctica

>>1258629
>>1258648
>45
>100
I went to 100 countries yesterday... Don't even think about posting on this board in my presence until you have been to at least 400 countries.

>>1258841
Weren't there a few Argentinians born in Antarctica, as part of their attempted claim on that continent?

>>1258899
come back when you've fucked girls on eight continents

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>he's only fucked girls from one planet

>>1258950
>>1258841
>>1258940
>only fucked girls
lol. try some boys, squirrelkins and liquid based lifeforms
plebs.

>>1258957
>he hasn't fucked interdimensional non-corporeal beings in another plane of reality
>he hasn't gone back in time to before the Big Bang and fucked the void essence of the universe

>>1258616
this kekked me up the first time i saw the thread

now its kekked my up again

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>>1258940
>his girlfriend was born in the solar system

>>1258649
Well fuck france.

I'm dutch, in high school we have to learn dutch, english, german and french. You can either drop french or german after 3 years.

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>>1258966
>his gf is not a sentient light-form both having holes and not having holes thus having sex and not having sex at the same time

MISSER WORLWIIII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMXuHBEn8F8

>>1258997
Do you have to drop one or can you continue with both? In some austrian schools, you can choose between French, Latin or Russian. But you can only take one.

>haven't gone and fucked themselves yet
shit tier