Here is the scenario You wake up butt naked in a hotel in Denver

>>1235161
what the fuck is the point of this retarded game?
>Please provide links
well since you asked nicely i will, too: please go fuck yourself

https://www.amazon.com/Steampunk-Plague-Gothic-Cosplay-Doctor/dp/B01L1JK07Q/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1491778798&sr=8-7&keywords=plague+mask

https://www.amazon.com/Grover-Trophy-B150-Slide-Whistle/dp/B00IMNCM2Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491778839&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=slide+whistle&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Bulls-eye-Ghillie-Suit-Woodland-Large/dp/B00HJARUWA/ref=sr_1_2?s=hunting-fishing&ie=UTF8&qid=1491778862&sr=1-2-spons&keywords=ghillie+suit&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000HIFA8W/ref=sxr_pa_click_within_right_1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=2957865922&pf_rd_r=59SYTRR7J7RXXSKAB114&pd_rd_wg=R7rkP&pf_rd_s=desktop-rhs-carousels&pf_rd_t=301&pd_rd_w=uNff2&pf_rd_i=lay%27s+chips&pd_rd_r=0130HBEM5VGPB0FVH7C1&psc=1

>>1235163
>Do my shopping and planning for me!

>>1235161
There are but two reasons to post this thread I am able to think of:
-you are in this situation right now, but too stupid to cope with it yourself
-you are fucking retarded and think this is funny or something

>>1235161
Get everything from Uniqlo.com and order with the fast shipping

Get plane tickets from Hipmunk.com

Kill yourself for this shit thread

>>1235166
10/10 list

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I worked hard on this thread so everyone could have a nice time playing along on a sunday afternoon and every one is just poop on it

>>1235207
>I worked hard on this thread
>having to work hard on 10 poorly written and utterly inane sentences
your parents must be so proud of you

>>1235166
fucking kek'd

>>1235161
Why don't you go fuck yourself? Please provide link. Do your own planning.

Oh, I hope you get banned. Have a nice day.

>>1235161
fuck off, do your own travel planning

>>1236366
>>1236368
children, learn to sage

>>1236366
>>1236368
>adding nothing productive or new to a terrible thread
you realize you're just as big a problem as op, right?

also, this >>1236370

>>1235161
I buy cheap pants and a plane ticket.
I use the remaining money to buy Thai hookers

also how am I going to go straight from Denver to Thailand if I have to backpack in Seattle for three weeks?