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>>1229922
Mister Lobster! You're back!

Do 1.

Brilliant Comrade is too powerful opponent for you even if you level up on the way.

>>1229922
If you want really suicide mission - go to Iraq/Syria/Libiya/Nigeria/Somalia. Or take DPRK visa, steal a portrait of any of Kims and masturbate on it.

I'm going to have a trip across Afghanistan from Herat to Tajikistan border someday in the future, I cannot name it "suicide" but a bit close to something like this.

In Russia the only way to have experience like real low-level crime adventures is to go to Zabaikalskiy kray and join A.U.E. potsoni band lol. Or join any salafi jamaat in north Caucasus but it would be very difficult to look out them.

>>1229967
Yeah it's me! Nice that someone remember me!
But I think I can attack Kim.
now 1/1
>>1229971
>>1229971
>A.U.E.
Lol heard abouth them, they cocks, old russian bands is dead. A.U.E. is now a russian young subculture (dont really know did kids copy aue language in web or in rl too) with trolling about they are lowest homosexuals. It start being popular after many steams of low-homo-gangsta person.
>north Caucasus
This is much cooler guys, becouse they really fight and kind of fun. And they like kind of dwarves. I'd like to ride with them.
>Afghanistan from Herat to Tajikistan
Why it that? I know about afgan only that is heroin world/asian leader and was/are taliban here.
>Libiya/Nigeria
I not much time ago learn tht its cool wars there, and in west sahara was, Tuaregs rebellion intensifies, and they cool looking, they colors are INDIGO(;)) and they have swords, camels and matriarchy. I'd like to become king of tuaregs or leader of band mounted on camels, riding the desert towns with AK.
>Somalia
Anons from russian imageboard more than a year want (trying to start) conquer Somalia and make B/tardia country there.

>>1229991
You wanna street criminal or organized crime? I undersant the first one, just because the second is unreachable for you. So should not be underestimated AUE patsany, they control whole regions in Zabaikalye with villages, with entire police, etc. Dangerous scum. (IDK is it real or just a mass-media tales, so you go and get back to me)

>Why it that?
Because I can. So, okay, I would. I read about an ukrainian hitchhiker who had a bus ride from Herat to Kabul thru Kandahar, and everything had been ok with him.

Why you won't go to DPR/LPR to do that you want? Land of anarchy, land of opportunity, land of the free, kek, and right next to you.

>>1230006
>DPR/LPR
I think they bydlo (budlo) and communistic, and I think this land are already destructed and looted. Plus I want fight on democratic/usa/euro/japanes/.../albanian side.

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