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I am taking a short trip to Cartagena, Colombia. I need help

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I am taking a short trip to Cartagena, Colombia. I need help with:

-Easily finding cocaine
-Easily finding hookers

Any tips?
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People will literally come up to you and ask whether you're interested in blow or whores.

I had a guy come out of the shadows with a smartphone, start showing me pictures of girls, and then pulling bags of coke practically out of his ass.

I'm not a sex tourist or druggie, so I said no to both. However, that sort of thing happens all the time in touristic parts of Latin America.
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>>1226787
Google "Colombian drug laws" and 'Colombian prison system" before making a decision on that. Not trying to tell you what your decision should be, it's your life, but am trying to tell you to make an informed decision.
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>>1226787
both of those thing are too easy to find, but fucking be careful of the dudes o the street who are selling if they are sketchy then just get out of there.

besides the point, cartagena is a literal paradise. the old city is gorgeous, there are multiple beaches and islands with more beaches which are all different, it's really fucking hot but if you're by the ocean and you got that breeze then it's like a dream city.

if i were to reside in colombia i would either live there or in medellin, which is literally the nicest city i've ever been to in my life, nicer than u.s. cities in my opinion.
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>>1226787
Lots of the local girls on Tinder are hookers, one of them I met was the hottest hooker I've ever seen, and a total sweetheart too.

So if you match with a girl that shows swimsuit pics or is way out of your league, just ask them, "Hola guapa! La verdad... que estas buscando?". They'll say something like "Dama de compania" (polite form for hooker) or "scort".

There are also lots of clubs filled with hookers, and there's a plaza full of them standing around at night as well, it's on the southeast part of the old town if I remember right.

If you get coke off of the drug dealers that will ask you, you'll get ripped off. If ask the hookers to get some for you, you stand a slightly larger chance of not getting ripped off.

>>1226831
You should do the same before you post comments like this. Coke is legal in small amounts, and hookers are legal too.

The worst that will happen is that a cop will demand a bribe because he thinks you're too stupid to realize that it's legal and your spanish won't be good enough to argue. Or, more likely, you'll get shit coke.
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>>1226858
What the hell are you talking about? I lived in Medellin for a few months last summer, really liked it too... but you can't compare it to US cities and especially not European, hell even east asian cities are almost all nicer.

Medellin has amazing weather every day, some of the most beautiful women in the world, nice and laid back people. and El Poblado/Laureles is nicer than most of Latin America, but you can't compare it to 1st world countries.
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>>1226873
Are you completely retarded? I am a 5/10 white male, completely average in any sense and I got laid in Cartagena via Tinder without having to pay shit. Why would you pay when you can get it for free?

Also I wouldn't go to a brothel alone, I went with friends from Colombia and it was pretty shady but the girl were dreamlike high quality. Like what you see in porn movies.

Don't go on Tinder asking for hookers, you will be ripped off. For example a girl on Tinder offered me for 300,000 the hour when you can get a high quality one for 120,000 usually.
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>>1226879
>Are you completely retarded? I am a 5/10 white male, completely average in any sense and I got laid in Cartagena via Tinder without having to pay shit. Why would you pay when you can get it for free?

It's not always worth the bullshit you have to go through to get laid normally. If you just want to fuck a hot girl but you aren't feeling up for doing a whole night of dating/drinking then hookers are a great option. In Cartagena especially the quality of the regular girls you can get is much, much lower than what you'd get in most other colombian cities. You're not "exotic" being a white guy there.
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>>1226874
when i say nicest city i've ever been to that's just my view on it, it had almost the perfect combination of everything that i like, and i felt safer there than i have in many '1st world' cities
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Wich is the best place for Blow and Hoe's in Colombia
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>>1227033
For hoes, just go on internationalsexguide.
This website should literally be in the sticky, this is how you can find brothels and the best places
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>>1226946
What bullshit? I go on Tinder, do a boost and then I say to them

>hola hermosa, como te va?
>te ves muy linda
>tienes whatsapp
>te gustan los alemanes?
>ya has probado una salchicha de mi pais?
>no? que pena, porque son muy largas y saborosas
>a ver, te mando una foto

Did that routine in multiple SA cities and had good success. Of course 90% will shut you down but it's about getting laid for free

That's it, if I don't feel that the girl will fuck with me I won't go out with her. I agree though that Cartagena women are not that high quality.

But yeah, I'd recommend spending good money on a hooker if you want a 10/10 colombian girl that you could definitely pick up yourself
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>>1227074
You send colombian girls a dick pic, and this works 10% of the time? Seriously?

I'm going to try this on some of my less interesting matches where I am in Mexico now, but I'm not expecting much.
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>>1227074
Ay lmao, can clearly see those Colombians asking for the German dick. Pretty good, keep it up.
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>>1226873
Does that line work on non-hookers? I sort of like it.
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>>1227089
Only if they get on the jokes

I had sex in Brazil, Bolivia, Peru and Colombia that way. I never meet up with girls on Tinder if it is not clear we will have sex.

I only chat when I'm in my hostel bed or have nothing better to do so it's not even a great time waster like meeting up with random girls for "chatting".

I mean at the end, why would they be on Tinder chatting to some foreign guy who will be in their city for five days? It's quite clear what they are looking for.
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>>1227074
My last line was missing a NOT. The quality of hookers is insane if you are paying the right amount and completely dirt cheap to Europe. You can have sex with absolutely gorgeous women and it's completely worth it
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Hey, a buddy and I are planning on heading down to Colombia next month. He only has a week because of work. I can stay longer as a solo traveler.

Right now I think we are heading to Medellin as that is where his flight goes. I am hearing good things about Cartagena.

My question for those that might have advice if you only had a week would you just stay in Medellin or try and split the time?

How difficult is the travel between the two? How expensive and how long?

Lastly, I am going through Bogota, should I plan a day or two there, or just get out asap?

I have read TripAdvisor and Wikitravel and shit, but if you have any recommended day time fun to do or see, give me your opinion.
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>>1227145
No, non-hookers will claim they're looking for "friendship" if you ask them that. Never ask a latina what she's looking for on tinder, they'll always bullshit unless they're hookers.

>>1227207
Yep, I had a literal 10/10 for 100USD, maybe could have bargained lower. Never seen hookers anywhere near that attractive and she was clearly not very experienced, just a slutty girl making some money.

>>1227242
Cartagena is so hot and muggy that it's uncomfortable, and there are lots of touts around trying to screw with you. So if you go there, you only need 2 nights, 3 nights at the absolute max.

I lived in medellin for a couple months. There's not a huge amount to do there from a tourist perspective but it's a really cool place with lots of good nightlife.

Domestic flights are super cheap in Colombia, should be less than 100USD to Cartagena from the domestic airport within the city.

Once you're on your own I'd recommend heading up the coast from Cartagena to Santa Marta, specifically Minca. Then maybe do the Ciudad Perdida trek, Parque tayrona, etc.
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My ability to speak Spanish is close to non-existent

Can I pick up a girl normally it will I have to get a hooker
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Also how do I find quality cocaibe

I don't want shit like I get in the US
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>>1227509
Realistically you have no chance of getting a girl normally unless you're extremely good looking. Only an absolutely tiny number of colombian girls speak any english, and they usually end up being super entitled and cunty, not easy.
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>>1227512
It's everywhere but you need a real local friend/girlfriend to get it for you. As a gringo you'll just be ripped off and given total shit.

Also will probably need to speak spanish. Anyone educated enough to speak decent enough english to be your friend will usually stay far away from coke.
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>>1226879
>Like what you see in porn movies

Those kinda women are nasty af
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>>1227633
This desu
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>>1227633
>>1226879
This is a girl that I got off Tinder in Cartagena. Very sweet and perfect body.
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>>1227674
Yeah, that one is very beautiful - nothing like the girls in (professional) porn.
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>>1227633
I thought it was hilarious to see,we were in that club for all night long and having those women with their gigantic asses and tits dancing in front of you was just such fun I can't even describe it
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>>1227674
did you pay or not
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>>1226787
>tfw you will never move to a small colombian town and marry a cute girl and raise 3 children with her and lead a hard but honest life

>tfw instead you have to experience the decline of your nation and the mass immigration of muslims and africans

really makes me think desu
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>>1227697
Yep, about 100usd.
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>>1227701
how long? Whole night? I paid $200,000 for one I took home with me for an hour, she was gorgeous, had a top tier orgasm
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>>1226858
>it's really fucking hot

This bears repeating.
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>>1226873
>You should do the same before you post comments like this.

I stand by the advice that it is wise to understand the laws on drug use and possession in any country you plan to visit, if you plan to use drugs there.

I cannot see any way that is bad advice, and call your attention to the fact that I offered no advice on what decisions it should lead to or on what the drug laws are in Colombia.
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>>1227064
I suspect that the idea of placing sex info in the same mental space as "sticky" might be disconcerting.
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>>1227701
Can you please elaborate the story dude and how it all went down etc
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>>1227703
>>1227727

I opened her on Tinder, then given how ridiculously hot she was (i.e. I had no chance normally) I just asked her what she's really looking for, she said she's a "dama de compania". Asked for 300k per hour, 700k for the night. If I saw her again I'd do the night for sure.

She showed up, looked absolutely perfect with her clothes off, and was a total sweetheart throughout. Fucked for a while, cuddled up for a bit, then left. Definitely not a hardened pro, it was pretty easy to find her real identity too.
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>>1227970
damn dude can you give me her information on email
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>>1228362
No, I think she's out of it now. I have an app that tells me the last active times for all of my tinder matches, she hasn't been using it in months. She wasn't a true pro.

But if you swipe a bunch on Tinder in Cartagena you'll find similar girls. There were others that I didn't go for that looked almost as good.
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>>1228362
Sure, no problem bro. Just sent it to you via private message.
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