>(random Italian gibberish)
>sorry, don't speak Italian
>"aah, Americano?"
>nah, Australian
>"same contaminated English"
Should I have decked the cunt for AUS/USA pride?
wait holy shit spooky ghost
>>1226677
Shoulda glassed the wog cunt
>>1226677
Should have smacked him across the face with a crocodile
Shoulda smiled and gave him a vegemite sandwich.
Should've knurled a pie-eyed stonker, mate.
>>1226677
>Should I have decked the cunt for AUS/USA pride?
You would certainly have stood up for the Australian bogan tradition.
But in all seriousness, the disdain that speakers of British English have for Murrican and Strayan (and other) varieties of English is just a sign of a dying culture grasping at its past glory. More American writers have won Nobel Prizes in literature than Brits; it's been our language more than theirs for more than a hundred years.
>Guess this is a bit /int/y or /pol/ish, sorry. And yeah, I know America has just entered a very steep cultural and intellectual decline, so we'll be as bad as they think we are within another couple of years.
Should've whacked him with a wallaby
>>1226741
Underrated.