Thailand thread. Anyway I'm going to Pattaya this weekend

>>1224970
>don't have a thai drivers license?

Pattaya is a funny place. You can rent them but they take your passport and IIRC it was ~800baht a day

>>1224999
You got ripped. I'm not sure about pattaya since I never went. But Chiang mai, Koh Samui and Kph Phangan we got scooter rentals for like 200 baht a day and didn't have to hand over our passports.

Pattaya may just be more expensive because of all the sex pest white people.

>>1224970
Just get an international drivers permit from AAA if you're still in the US. They're like 20usd and you just need a few minutes.

>>1224999
BTW the prices for these bikes are around 7000 baht or $250, and you won't have to worry about them taking your passports.

>>1224999
>give away passports

You're a fool if you do or have ever done this there are plenty of places that dont require this and you should never hand over your passport

Will a thai whore lick my ass?

>>1225145
Most certainly. There must be an Anon on this board who can tell the exact price.

Is barebacking okay in Thailand? Do the women there go for it?

>>1225146
Nice, very interested.

Do you usually shower with the whore before fucking? or would she even lick my unwashed ass?

>>1225180
I'll never understand people like you

>>1225184
Local Thai here:
In soapy massages yes, after she cleans you up(using her body as a wash cloth) you can discuss extras:

DATY - free but she's probably not into it anyways
DFK - free
RIMMING - usually like 200
BBBJ - as requested free until...
BBFS - this is tricky, of course there are two prices 400 for no CIP and 1000 for CIP if you did the 400 and Came in her snatch she will get pissed, at this time I highly recommend you offer her another 1000. If you don't an ass kicking might happen to you downstairs

You can also buy her for the night for like 3k locals and 5-6k tourists. If you buy her for the night its usually anything goes, she might ask you for another 1k for cab or abortion fee.

>>1225186
Abortion fee? What if I don't fuck her raw - I really don't need that when fucking a stranger in a foreign country.

Also, I'd never dare going to sleep, because I'd be afraid of the girl stealing my belongings

>>1225189
Why would you fall asleep at a soapy massage parlor? Do you mean when you take a girl home? If that's the case just kick her the fuck out.

>>1225191
Yeah, I was thinking if I brought a girl home.

So fuck her for the night as much as I want and then kick her out?

>tfw never been to Pattaya but still subscribe and watch this dude's channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqSNqJJ4_sM

>>1225199
Yes, you can also buy Cialis, Viagra and there's some Thai shit(not very potent) to help make your experience last longer. Still by the 4-5th pop you're kinda fucking raw and your dick will hate you for it.

>>1225189
I fall asleep with questionable girls all the time. Just keep your important stuff- anything worth stealing- in the safe and you're fine. A girl isn't going to steal your dirty clothes.

>>1224970
>Pattaya

Absolutely disgusting, ive been to Thailand 6 times and after I went to pattaya the first time ive never been back. Its full of trashy unwashed backpackingers and old men who just drink and party.

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>>1225233
>implying your typical /b/tard won't be like that in 30-40 years time

>>1225186
>You can also buy her for the night for like 3k locals and 5-6k tourists.
Jesus, thats like $200 I thought you could get a "girlfriend" all night for like $50. Oh well. How much are quality dickgirls?

>>1225236
free if you're charming

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>>1225238
Now we're talking.

>>1225243
Traps are easy and readily available all around the world. Just use Tinder.

>>1225236
I got a massage girl all night in Pattaya for 1,500 baht, plus 500 baht bar fine for her to leave work. And she was the one they had standing outside trying to get people to come in.

>>1225246
I don't do Tinder. Besides, I want the oriental experience and there are hardly any asians where I live.
>>1225248
That sounds more like what I've heard in the past. In the thread the other day they said you could arrange with a girl privately to be your vacation escort for a week for like $300-400.

>>1225236
Thais are getting richer. 10 years ago in Phuket I got the full girlfriend experience for about 200€ a week. Se was a good girl.
Back then I got 50THB for 1€. Now it's closer to 35.

>>1225265
Phuket is probably the most expensive spot in Thailand, as well. But your general sentiment is correct. Costs are going up. Arabs and Japs are big part of why. As well as the Russians before the ruble collapsed. Throwing around a lot of money, inflating prices.

>>1225202
holy shit I didn't know this existed this is great, how are thai girls with you recording having sex with them?

>>1225202
Are the "promo girls" out front of these places actually available to fuck? They're much hotter than the girls I saw within the few places I went in BKK and Chiang Mai. Are they representative of the girls that are actually inside, or are they much hotter than you can actually get?

>>1225265
>Back then I got 50THB for 1€. Now it's closer to 35.

That has more to do with the falling Euro. Even one American dollar is about 35 baht. A Euro and the USD used to not exchange at about the same rate.

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>>1225312
Depends on the place.

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I went to Bangkok and Pattaya in Oct. went to anniesbangkok.com which is a soapy place you can see some of their staff. my hotel was right down the "road" I think it was 2,500 baht for 90 mins I don't remember.

In Pattaya I checked out devilsdenthailand.com the website lists the prices and girls

>broke up with whore gf
>went to Thailand
>tour that country for about two months
>fucked North through south
>met up with this E-San girl
>she has a face like one of them Jap AV models cute as fuck
>been fucking her exclusively for 2-3 weeks
>friended her on Facebook
>a few months later I get a PM that she's fucking preggers
>I was fucking her raw at the time and assumed she was on the pill, guess not
>she said she doesn't expect me to take care of the kid but she will have it because she always wanted a mixed baby
>okay...
>didn't think anything of it
>few months pass and the guilt is eating away at me
>asked my boss to take a month off
>he said whatever he'll take me back when I get back
>okay...
>went back to Thailand about a few weeks before she was due
>turns out the kid was a girl
>cute as fuck
>spent more time than expected in Chiang Rai
>finally got back here baby mama, I honestly don't know what to call her at the point I also have a gf here but she's a fucking cunt and a whore, anyways we keep in touch
>she pretended it wasn't mine
>I call her and send her a few bucks to help with diapers and what not...
cont. if people are interested

>>1225356
interested. Also, your story backs up something I have said about Isaan girls in the past. Every ine assumes they are all dark and stuff because of all the Isaan whores in Central Thailand, but just like Mexico, the light cute ones never leave. Isaan is the best kept secret in Thailand.

>>1225356
jesus christ dude, that seems like a movie. Also what the hell were you thinking fucking random girls in Thailand without a condom

>>1225385
Happens more than you think. Especially in Asia where many girls, especially rural ones, have the mentality of condom = whore. If they look at you like a boyfriend/potential boyfriend typically means no condom. I once had a Chinese chick remove my condom mid-sex. Think about it, how many condoms have you seen in Asian amateur porn?

>>1225315
You think USD has not weakened compared to THB?

>>1225202
This is really addictive viewing, anon. After watching 3 or 4 of his Bangkok clips I was starting to plan a trip in coming July. Probably won't do it, but thanks.

>>1225517
It's been roughly in the range of 35 baht for a long time. Even when the Euro was more. It's actually strengthened from the lowest I have see. The same time you were getting 50 baht was probaly the same time you were getting 1.5 or more USD to the Euro, as well.

>>1225531
I went by myself round trip plane ticket when I went was $600 then for decent hotels it was $50 a night. Total I spent was around 2 grand. You could do it cheaper for sure.

>>1225548
Was there 2 weeks. The sucky part was I happened to be there when the king passed away and they banned the sale of alcohol for mourning

>>1225541
hold on to the dream now

How do you avoid the famed thai penis ?

I don't want to pay a whore only to find out it was a dude all along.

>>1225592
That doesn't happen. Even for newbs that can't spot a ladyboy , they don't get tricked. They just get too wasted to care when the lady boy tells him and are like "fuck it'

>>1225000
kek, white people make up like 5% of the people that pay for sex in Thailand holy shit I love how everyone always seems to forget that fact.

>>1225000
>because of all the sex pest white people.

You know that native Thais and Arabs make up more of the sex trade in Thailand than just white people right?

>>1225385
This is true. Overall they are very nice, plus I prefer E-San food to other thai foods.

>>1225385
First few nights I opted for a condom. Then it gets pricy fucking Durex cost like $6 a pack there. Overall she had a white bf but was dumped, and needed a few bucks for travel expenses back home. Anyways...

>yea we've had this arrangement for like 7 years now
>kid is pretty fucking smart plus she looks like my mom if she were thai
>I call her promise I would come visit if she does good in school
>her mother stopped working the streets when she became pregnant
>she now work at a factory making thai meatballs that sends their stuff to restaurant over seas (company is called CP which is pretty funny)
>she's now a manager
>I go see her once every few years
>no idea why she never married
>said she's happy raising her kid by her self
>her parents also help they own a small farm so they save a bunch of money on food
>when I go to visit I would normally stay at her house
>at 39 I've had too many failed relationships here to count
>was thinking of bearing with it being single until I retire at 55 and just living in Thailand with my pension

>>1225663
You forgot the other Asians. Even in Japan most full service hookers are Thai or Brazilians. .

>>1225670
Yeah not sure why everyone always just pays attention to the 5% who are white.

>>1225667
I'm 34, I have a wife in the USA, and a gf (probably same terminology you should use) in Thailand for some years now. No kid as I have had a vasectomy since my only son in my 20s, who is my namesake.

I see the gf every year, to every other year. I send her enough money for her place, which is 4,000 baht, I send about 5000 baht/$150 USD, which is nothing to me, every month. Ultimate plan is retire to Thailand, marrying her, when I am old enough for the visa. Or when my kid graduates (in his teens now), I may marry her earlier if I can't find a job in SEA. I understand where your girl is coming from, as long as they can support their kid or senpai, I have a lot of Thai friends that are happy to do it solo.

>>1225674
Should I send her money? She seem to be doing fine since her parents are supporting her. Its also hilarious how much money their entire family makes, literally $6k or 200k baht annually. I don't tell them what I make and her parents think I am some poor aussie. Maybe if I send her some money she can move closer in town. But if she's in town she might be whoring herself out again.

>>1225671
I think it's because the image is more jarring and hey stand out more. On top of the optics, whites will parade whores around in public, Asians keep that shit on the low. Whites don't respect "face" in general.

In short, whites put themselves out there. Even though Asians are the majority, they keep it on the low.

>>1225675
Mines is from Isaan, like yours but mom is old as shit and doesn't work. Has older siblings that aren't shit. I do the room so she can focus her earnings on her senpai. She does work at a restaurant. I say send money to contribute to your seed, if you or so moved as a man. But don't support her, at least not more than she supports herself. If you have no long term intentions for your kid, her, or Thailand. Do what you want. I ultimately plan to retire to Thailand. So keeping my girl in the pocket is insurance I can do that pre-55, if I choose. At 5000 baht a month, expectations aren't too high for me to meet no matter my situation ( she only needs 4000).

>>1225680
I guess I can send her something but it would be awkward for it to come out of the blue. Again I do want to retire in Thailand but I honestly don't want an Issan girl. Basically Issan girls, Cambodians and Burmanese are valued lower in that country.

>>1225684
You are wrong, sort of.
Isaan girls are the equivalent of country/southern girls in the USA. And Bangkok people are like snobby New Yorkers who shit on everybody that's not from. Norrhern Thailand, Chiang Mai Chiang Rai, Nan, and such, are like California. They even have that one city/village the hippies love so much. The name escapes me at the moment. The South are muslims, so I guess that is Dearborn Michigan? Phuket amd that area is like Florida. A bunch of tourists and even for the locals most aren't originally from there. I recall one friend, who was from Isaan,damn near Laos, amd was making fun of another Isaan girls "country" accent. But tosay they are vakued lower in society is just false. Irrelevant to me as I would retire in either Isaan or Northern Thailand. As far as beauty standards whiter is preferred, but my gf, who is from Sakon Nakhon province, looks Chinese. And my ex, who is from Rayong, is so dark, when she doesn't bleach her skin, that her nickname is Som, which is Thai for orange.
.

>>1225776
Is Pai the place you are thinking of? Also northerners are the best thais

>>1225799
Yes. I'm from the Southern USA, and Isaan felt like home. I like rural Thailand. Chiang Mai would be my preferred place to work. My gf has a rich brother there, and I do love the North, too. I have great friends from Chiang Mai and Nan.

>>1225804
>>1225799
To add, I wouldn't call any one place the best. It's what's best for you. They are all different and each have their own charms

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Is this official Thai thread now?
I'll assume i is.

How much is for BKK - Chiang Mai train?

>>1225831
I don't know, but less than $50 for a plane ticket. I cam understand taking a train and seeing the countryside, but that ia too much time on transportation for me. I reckon better than the bus, though. Everyone I met that has taken the bus arrives to Chiang Mai late and exhausted

>>1225356
>>1225667
wait
did you get a DNA test?

>>1225831
depends what class of ticket
thank god for train autists

http://www.seat61.com/Thailand.htm#Bangkok_to_Chiang_Mai

>>1225843
>but less than $50 for a plane ticket
That's $50 round trip, btw

Has anyone gone to stay at a Muay Thai gym a beginner and got semi-decent at it? My job is likely to come to an end next year and I'll have a lot of cash and spending 3 months or so learning Muay Thai seems like a good use of my time.

>>1224970
Going to Bangkok, Thailand on Monday
Never been to SEA
Looking to fuck a prostitute or two while there. any advice is appreciated

>>1225831
Cant remember but 'i have gotten it twice - if you can get a cabin in the old ww2 Japanese train, it's lovely

>>1225954
Go try a soapy

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>>1225954
http://cherrymassagebkk.com/
https://twitter.com/CherryMassage24
http://rockitreports.com/review-cherry-massage-bangkok-thailand/
http://rockitreports.com/review-ice-and-may-bangkok-thailand/
http://rockitreports.com/review-bell-lisa-bangkok-thailand/
http://rockitreports.com/review-yaya-ploy-bangkok-thailand/
http://rockitreports.com/lots-of-new-ladies-at-cherry-massage/

>>1225985
>>1225978
what exactly is this? I read the first review and the website description and it seems to talk about quality and how pretty/down to earth the girls are without describing what you actually get

>>1225843
>>1225940
>>1225963
Thanks! Really cheap, if the prices are up to date.

>>1226005
full body massage with a lot of soap
happy ending

next

>>1226005
>because people are going to openly talk about an illegal activity online

>>1225674

Jesus, you have a wife and a kid and a secret thai gf? And you plan on getting with her in like ten years? Every day you wake up, kiss your wife, head to work... all while thinking about this alternate life. How do you live with yourself?

>>1226108
>how do you live with yourself
Not him. But im sure he's fine. Should he just ignore his kid and gf? If he's supporting both families and they're satisfied then has he really fucked up? I don't think so.

>>1226108
I know guys like that and often wonder how they do it. Then I kinda feel sorry for the wife. Then I remember the wife probably has multiple lovers and is working her way towards lucrative divorce. Is it just wester decadence or human nature?

>>1225146
>>1225145
Anon here who was in Pattaya.
Yes they will lick your ass.
I usually paid 1000-2000 baht for short time. I think you can pay 2000 for long time, but it isn't worth it, and they will try to guilt you into becoming their "boyfriend".
Ask before what she will do and what she won't.Just do it in private, not in public(she will be ashamed, lose face)

I picked up freelancers on Beach Road, most are 5-6/10 but if you are patient you will find ones that are 9/10

>>1225180
>Is barebacking okay in Thailand? Do the women there go for it?
Some do, but is safer to bareback ladyboys. With women you can get a child, with ladyboys just HIV. If you are from EU, HIV treatment won't cost you anything, while child will mean 25 years of financial slavery.

>>1225236
>>1225238
Anon isn't that far off.
Ladyboys and trannies will fuck you for free if you are attractive and they are ok financially at the moment.

At the end of the day they are a bit like men, so they enjoy sex in itself(if it is an attractive person).

In the longer term I would advise to pay though.
You pay after all for the escort to leave.
Relationships are too tiresome.

>>1225356
>>a few months later I get a PM that she's fucking preggers
And that is why I switched over to ladyboys.
Pregnancy is simply too dangerous.

>>1225596
>That doesn't happen. Even for newbs that can't spot a ladyboy ,

I am fucking ladyboys since 6 years, and I have been "tricked" a couple of times.
I met a girl in a bar once that I talked to and only at hotel I discovered "she" was a ladyboy.
Very convincing one.

>>1226134
So what, do I just slap their crotch to know what they're packing ? I suppose there is place without them, no ?

>>1226131
first I chuckled, but yes, I'd rather take HIV over a child

life's full of choices

Do you like Chang? The beer that is.
Is it just me or does it taste a bit strange?
Leo and Singha are fine.

>>1226143
Singha is the best beer in the world

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Couldnt convince any of my buddies to go with me to Thailand for all the degeneracy, any tips for a first time lone traveller to not get overwhelmed? I've only ever been to one country and that was Poland for a military exercise.

>>1226163
Where in Thailand will you be going?
You could maybe even out the degeneracy with a bit of normal touristy stuff too?

>>1226131
>>1226140

BS. Not saying you can't get a girl pregnant, but you have no financial obligation to that child. The only way she could ever get you on child support is to go tp your home country or hire a lawyer from yours, of which she is not going to have the means. I know a bunch of Thai women with babirs from foreigners (and locals for that matter) with no support.

>>1226143
Though Chang has overtaken Singha as the number one beer, most Thais turn there nose up at it, and even where it's drunk over Singha it's because it's cheaper. Chang is only more popular with farangs.

>>1226139
Ask.

>>1226130
That's a lot for short time beach road girls anon. In the unofficial hooker caste system, the beach road girls are the lowest. You could get them for 500-1000 baht short time, easily

>>1226165
I was definitely interested in going to Cambodia to see the Angkor Wat. What's a good method of travel to get their from, let's say, Bangkok? Cab to the border?

>>1226172
I have never done that myself but most of the places selling day trips and such seem to have trips to Cambodia on offer too.
If you want to do it yourself and on the cheap you should probably go by bus.

What's the most comfy airline for the horrendous 16+ hour flights to Thailand from the states?

>>1226175
Delta.

>>1226175
Just get the cheapest flight you can and take a bar of xannax and wash it down with a beer. You'll sleep the whole time.

>>1226166
> but you have no financial obligation to that child. The only way she could ever get you on child support is to go tp your home country or hire a lawyer from yours, of which she is not going to have the means.

Oh you sweet summer child.
All European countries have signed international agreements guaranteeing alimony to members of non-European countries.
You will not escape paying alimony even if you go to African jungle.

>>1226192
What if you're a United Statesian? In the clear, right? Consequences are for shmucks.

>>1226192
Nah, just American. This must be why all the knocked up Thais I know with absent fathers the dads are either American or Thai.

For Europeans doesn't she still have to have resources to bring a case from Thailand? Isn't alimony only gor divorce? It is in the USA. I should have realized anon was not American when he mentioned support until 25. It's only 18 in the USA

Good hotel in Pattaya?

>>1226262
I recommend Harry's Place on Soi Honey. It's a guest house. Literally right around the corner from the best gogos in Pattaya on Soi LK Metro. Has private access, no joiner charge for women. Great Belgium bar downstairs. About 800 baht/day for a room with a balcony overlooking the Soi.

>>1226092
what is the fucking activity, just a massage with a happy ending? who gives a shit?

>>1226310
>what is the fucking activity, just a massage with a happy ending

Nah, you fuck them. Not just a happy ending, though you can get just that if you want.

>>1225945
Polite bump

>>1226274
you're a wizard Harry

>>1226172
See
>>1225940

There's also trains to Cambodia from Bangkok.

I'm planning on going to Pattaya for about 2 weeks, any idea how much it'll cost me daily? (including hookers, food expenses etc)

Anyone have any experience buying businesses in thailand? Been eyeing go go bars but the take ins they report don't seem right.

Selling a gogo bar in pattaya for 14mil baht and claim they make 24-30mil a year in revenue. Taking into account other associated costs i can't imagine anyone would sell given that ridiculous profit margin.

Im wondering if anyone on the ground in thailand would know if a gogo bar would actually bring anything close to that or am i being bamboozled?

>>1226757
That's revenue, not profit.

>>1226678
My cousin and I are planning on taking at least $1.5k each for 2 weeks, but we'll be traveling around as well.

>>1225647
>white people make up like 5% of the people that pay for sex in Thailand

This. Sure there are lots of old white guys looking to bang young women but most sex tourists I saw were asian, quite a lot of Japanese too. I got talking to a Japanese guy who worked in purchasing for some pharmaceutical company, he was like "I fly around the world for work, when I'm coming back I always stop off here for a couple of days"

i spent a week in bangkok and was disgusted by white people while there, can't even sit in a ramen shop without some fucking kraker talking about fucking hookers

fuck white people (I'm white btw)

>>1226757
Being bamboozled and forgetting about the 40% cut you give to the local police for operating.

There's a reason these bars change ownership and names every visit outside the big ones.

>>1226772
Thank you my man
But I was kinda hoping for a more experienced like "100$ a day" etc

>>1226953
$20/ day for lodging
$5/day for food
$50/for whores

>>1226953
$100/day is plenty

>>1225954
Check Thermae Bar for many many freelancers. Open buffet style. Find Snow White Massage and there are lots of oily massage parlours around, check each one to find whom you may like.

>>1226995 here
I've been to BKK, Pattaya and Phuket last summer. I'll be checking this thread tonight. Ask q's if you have any.

>>1226917
the place is fucking called 'bangkok'. you being surprised at the fact westerns go there to bang hookers is fucking hilarious. btw you being white makes you a part of the the problem you're mad at - "oh but im not there to fuck hookers" damn son, you gonna need a parachute if you fall off all that moral high ground.
and to top it off you sign off with a self deprecating shit meme. go le fuck yourself cuckNIGGER.

I have a 10k budget and I want to get out of my small town for a few months.

Is it possible to rent an apertment, nice view, preferably 5 floors up away from traffic and noise, with AC?

I have no interest in bars or prostitutes, I want 2 massages each day at my apertment, visit monuments/temples and rural areas.

Would be really sweet to bring some weed up to hotel but probably too dangerous.

Anyone who visited thailand without going to parties?

>>1227010
if you don't care for paid sex and rather smoke weed, then simply don't pick thailand as your destination. makes little sense really.

>>1225954
Depends on where you are staying. Soi Cowboy may be touristy and the girls there overpriced, but it's still fun and you can get some decent girls from the go-go bars there.

My experiences from Soi Cowboy go-go bars have been hit or miss, but the last time there I lucked out and got a really nice girl. Usually a go-go bar girl is either hot or great in bed but not both at the same time. I finally got one who was both so I was happy.

>>1227015
I was thinking amsterdam but its just another boring european city, i want warmth, cheap massages, eat healthy, be relaxed.

Maybe you should shut le fuck up ?

>>1227019
Thailand is not good for weed smoking Even if you get it it is crap weed. If you want warmth and weed, Jamaica. Or somewhere else in the Caribbean or Latin American.

>>1227016
>Soi Cowboy
I prefer NaNa Plaza

>>1227034
Yeah you are a moron.

>>1227044
great argument

>>1225674
Could you describe more how you got into this situation?

No judgement on this end, just curious.

So anyone find it weird that there's a bunch of girls dressed as guys over there? Are they like lesbians or something?

>>1224970
One thing that is pretty good to know is that most thai whores are pretty good at speaking Japanese and MUCH better at it than speaking English. So if you are one of those people that speaks a bit of Japanese try to use that instead of English.

Ok I'm not going to do this but I just want to know it.

Could you get away with murder in Thailand? Lets assume I have a friend that wants to slowly torture and mutilate a prostitute and pay 20k to her parents to keep quiet will he be able to get away with it?

How expensive are doctor visits and treatment in Thailand? Is it cheaper to go check for STDs in thailand or should you check for STDs when you are home again?

>>1227215
You can only get away with murdering foreigners, and in most caes, only if you're Thai. They are very proud people. Don't think they are not because do many sell sex. They just don't look at selling sex the same way as Americans

>>1224970
What are the scams you should look out for as a noob going to Thailand for the first time in his (22yo) life?

>>1227215
I've met an Australian businessman who lives in Northern Thailand, and swears that on the way into town his taxi hit a lady on a bike and killed her, He had to pay $10,000 usd and no law enforcement was involved.

>>1227235
Do not trust anything a tuk tuk driver tells you. They are all scammers, every single one. Nearly everything is up for barter, especially when you know it is overpriced. If you can't speak thai, they will over charge you. Mostly just don't trust tuk tuk drivers, they're cunts.

>>1225667
SOunds like you should marry whore...her.

>tfw cumming in a prostitute with no condom

There is no greater thrill.

>>1227258
How much do they charge for condomless sex generally? Condoms are for cowards after all, amirire everybody?

>>1227258
Best feeling in the world

>>1225667
That's why you pull out, you dumb bastard. Read up on it, do it absolutely right, and it's pretty much as effective as condoms.

>>1227284
>pulling out

>>1227286
Do the reading. The popular perception of it is bullshit. It's not for everyone but if you're disciplined and can pull out reliably it's fine.

Has anyone used ThaiFriendly here?
How do you know which ones are ladyboys?
anytips on how to use it?

>>1226108
>secret thai gf?

Who said anything about secret
>>1227186

Worked abroad for like a year when I started dating her, senpai was back home in the USA. Actually broke up when I left, but never really lost touch. Reconnected on a trip to Thailand a couple of years after the initial separation.

>>1227196
There is a lesbian scene in Thailand. IIRC they are called Toms.

>>1226131

> Would rather have HIV than a child

What the actual fuck.

Also if you have a kid in a 3rd world country, and don't live there, you're good. There is nothing the broad can do.

>>1227363
I think the scenario involves accepting some kind of parental and/or financial responsibility for the child.
In which case I would rather take aids.

>>1227365

Well once you get back home and you are HIV positive it's gonna kill any dating or marriage prospects.

>>1226189
I see people mentioning this all the time. Do you just go and get prescriptions at your doctor's? I'm not sure I could do that.

If not, do you just pop it before security or do you smuggle it through?

>>1227352
Interesting, thanks.

So your wife knows - and I'm assuming she's accepted your long term plans?

I might be in a similar situation soon, although definitely secret.

>>1227367
not really

>>1227377
My wife knew of her, and my wife knows the marriage has an expiration date, We are both co-working towards her independence when that time comes. She knows I don't love her. She knows it's her fault. But we are friends/friendly. And still live is a married couple. But the gf is pretty much don't ask/don't tell. It's not anything I throw her in face or whatever.

>>1224999
>handing over your passport
>anywhere

Are you fucking retarded?

>>1227389
>it's her fault
I need a story anon. I've never heard of divorce going so well.

>>1227389
I have been away because of work, off an on, my whole career, for months, up to a year, at a time. She cheated on me while I was away. I was faithul. I wasn't really fucked up over it, but I didn't look at her the same/feel the same way, but didn't have animosity at the same time. Stopped caring about her at all really. But didn't feel like my kids should pay for her fuck up. So agreed to ride it out, though I think she is secretly hoping feelings come back, but I don't work like that. Of course she did that dumb shit women do, where basically after I tell her I don't give a fuck what or who she does, and she is free to date around, she doesn't do shit. But when I expected loyalty she slept around.

>>1227429
meant to quote this>>1227442

>>1227399
Its required by law in China for example to hand over your passport whenever you stay at any hotel

>>1227336
anyone?

>>1225647
>>1225663
>>1225670
>>1225671

LMAO all these triggered sensitive white boys. I love how white dudes are always railing against minority groups, women etc. if they bitch or hurr durr about muh opression or whatever and then turn around get so defensive like this. Hilarious.

>>1225676
This is very correct. This guy gets it. The whites are just much more visible based on appearance and behavior. Obviously their fat guts, balding heads, cargo shorts and shit stand out, but they act the most obnoxious as well. The Japanese dudes aren't going full Lad's holiday with this shit.

>>1225670
>Even in Japan most full service hookers are Thai or Brazilians

This is just false. Most prostitutes in Japan are of course Japanese. Your comment about "full service" specifically seems to allude to the notion that in Japan it is technically illegal to pay for vaginal sex. Anal is legal to pay for and on top of that, soaplands and delivery health are nearly always full service. They just don't say it because it's technically illegal.

Aren't Thai men insanely jealous that everyone in the world is fucking their women?

Can you imagine the top 10-20% of American women being prostitutes only fucking Black/Arab/Asian men from outside the US and you can't compete because they make like 50x the amount of money you make? Geez.

>>1227268
last time i was there it was 1000B with a johnny, 3000 without

>>1227614
it doesnt actually work that way. its a big country and theres only a few big hubs of prostitution for westerners. not to mention thai men use prostitutes far more often than in other countries and often get charged less than half as much as westerners for the same tier women
>>1227625
got gypped, just negotiate it beforehand and itll only be a 500 upsell or sometimes not at all

>>1227442
Glad you found an alternative you're looking forward to at least.

How did you meet the Thai gf?

If you fuck a thai/cambodian hooker without a condom, is she expecting that you'll cum inside her? Are they actually on BC?

I fucked a few without condoms but always pulled out because I wasn't sure.

>>1227268
chance for contacting HIV by the way of having vaginal intercourse with a HIV+ woman for a male is around 0.25%

Ive been on koh phangan for a while now but gonna stay 1 more week. Anyone around here want to meet up?

>>1227666
Working in the Middle East, actually. In the Gulf/GCC countries most service jobs are done by South Asians/ South East Asians/ Africans.

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>>1227842
Somehow I have the feeling that this is written by a cuckold fetishist. But he is kinda right and I get where he is coming from so I take it.

>>1227842
Not likely to be in Thailand, as over 90 percent of male Thais have fucked a hooker, over 70% lost their virginity to one.

>>1227900
He has a thai IP flag though.

>>1227682
They are never on birth control. Birth Control is pretty expensive in Thailand so they cheap out on it. If they get pregnant they usually keep the child and see it as an investment into a future ladyboy/whore

>>1227905
>He has a thai IP flag though.

You can set up a proxy so your location displays wherever you set it to. You have people on /pol/ and /int/ posting with North Korean flags occassionally.

Also anyone with a Japanese flag is either a foreigner on holiday or they're using a proxy 99% of the time. Japs use 2chan, there's no reason for them to come here.

>>1227595
This entire post seems like damage control to me.

>>1227595
>This is just false
By full service I mean traditional vaginal sex. That's rhw reason most Japanese hookers don't service non-Japanese who don't speak Japanese. Because the expectations from foreigners is vaginal sex, when it is typically not on the menu. That's not to say vaginal sex can't happen if she likes you enough. But that is not what you are paying for. And anal is typically not on the menu for westerners, either. Hell, your average Japanese can barely take doggy style with western dick, let alone anal.

>>1227614
No. A lot of the Thai hookers will hzve a Thai bf or husband. Who she introduces to her customer or sponsor as her "brother"

>>1227914
Not entirely true just like Japanese learners go to 2chan to learn Japanese better. Japanese come to 4chan to learn English better. You are still right in that they are 0.01% of the Jap flag posters though.

>>1227921

That only makes it more absurd. Wouldn't they be even more jealous then? Or are they voluntary cucks?

>>1227936
closer to pimps, in mentality, than cucks

>>1227919
absolute BS. Have you ever been to Japan?
Normal vaginal sex is widespread even if it's technically illegal. You'll find it in almost any establishment in most cities' red light district unless you go to a BJ bar or something.

>>1227949
This is typical Japan stuff. If something is illegal you simply make a cheap loophole and nobody will care. Just like pachinko machines *technically* not being gambling for money or how most of the whorehouses are "soap+massage" shops where she just so "coincidentally voluntarily" chooses to have vaginal sex with you because she likes you so much.

I don't even know why they bother with making laws when every single one of them has loopholes like this.

>>1227907
Couldn't you just give them a plan b pill?

>>1227949
Why don't most Japanese prostitutes/health women, or whatever they are called serve foreigners

>>1227959
language barrier primarily. It's hard to explain rules of the establishment, what a girl will and won't do etc. if you don't speak Japanese and she doesn't speak English.

There might have been other bad experiences with foreigners (Arabs and Indians in particular I heard were very bad) and just banned all foreigners from their establishment

I went to a soapland before and they mostly ignored me when I approached but when I started speaking in Japanese to them, they suddenly started touting me in pretty hard

>>1227966
>language barrier primarily. It's hard to explain rules of the establishment, what a girl will and won't do etc.

Why is this an issue in Japan and practically nowhere else in the world?

I've wandered into random brothels where they've never seen foreigners before in a bunch of countries where we didn't share a language, but it's never been a problem. Hand signals are sufficient for what you need to do there.

>>1227981
Japan is weird man. Normal rules don't apply there. Basically they don't see you as a real person if you don't speak Japanese.

>>1227220
Dunno if you should hit them raw.
They could have HIV, couldnt they?

>>1227683
I call Bullshit on this.
Source?
And if your Penis is not mutilated (uncut)

>>1227379
>only if you tell them
Yes, it will kill any romantic feelings off.

>>1228033
Not him but transmission on HIV for straight sex is really low. Almost impossible to get something like every 1 in 100.000 vaginal sex with a HIV infected person transmits the virus to you (and then you still have only 30% chance that the amount of HIV transmitted is high enough to give you the disease)

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>>1228041
I should also add that there is no concrete proof that HIV can be transmitted via oral sex which is why the statistics say somewhere between 0 and really low %.

>>1228041
I just saw it myself.
Amazing.
So the whole condom industry is just a big jewish Trick to fool you into buying it for avoiding a risk of 0,04%? (every 4th male out of 10.000 gets hiv after straight vaginal sex).

Time to hit it raw, guys.

>>1228043
Every 4th male out of 10.000 having vaginal sex with a hiv+ woman i meant

>>1228043
Remember that the study this is from was based on Africans so for Whites it's even lower

To get HIV from a woman you and her have to pretty much have bleeding genitals

>>1228043
>>1228046
There are stories of gay men trying to get HIV by anal sex with HIV+ men and still not getting it after years of trying.

Most people get it from needle sharing. Even evidence proving getting HIV from vaginal sex is spotty at best. There are doctors that believe it's impossible to get HIV as a male from fucking HIV+ woman.

But you don't want to be that doctor that gets sued so you just keep spamming the condom meme.

>>1228048
>trying to get HIV

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>>1228050
Gay people are per definition mentally ill so there you have your answer

>>1228050
It's how the impregnation instinct manifests within gay men. I'm not even kidding some gay men treat getting HIV like getting pregnant and it getting to full blown aids is seen as giving birth. I WISH I was shitposting.

>>1228052
>>1228053
Before 4chan, I would have dismissed you as shitposters. But after seeing the level of mental illness of gay posters of 4chan, I won't.

No offense to the sane gay men out there.

Hey guys have questions on South East Asia in general here..
>>1228023

Any help would be great

>>1227336
>Has anyone used ThaiFriendly here?
yes it's limited best to get the line number and go from there
>How do you know which ones are ladyboys?
they have their own section

>>1228047
>To get HIV from a woman you and her have to pretty much have bleeding genitals
It's not that uncommon, plus you ignore that men have anal sex with women too.

>>1228048
>There are stories of gay men trying to get HIV by anal sex with HIV+ men and still not getting it after years of trying.

>stories
I can confirm this as true and not a "story".
I use grndr for finding trans girls and there are plenty of gay profiles there where guys talk about "pozzing" or "breeding" in regards to HIV(it means infection).

To be fair, HIV now is more of chronic condition than a deadly disease, modern medicine made it quite manageable.

>>1228063
Anal sex only works one way. Anal makes it easy for the anal receiver to get HIV but it's almost the same risk for the anal giver as vaginal sex.

So as long as you are a male fucking HIV+ women in their ass the risk is still absurdly low.

>>1228069
>So as long as you are a male fucking HIV+ women in their ass the risk is still absurdly low.
Not if they are bleeding(and it needs just to be small tearing of the skin, not like wound bleeding)

>>1228079
Better not going full ham with my thick, veiny castigator in phuket then.

>>1228069
nah, risk is higher for all STDs for both partners for anal

What you guys ignore about those studies or percentage risk is that this is for couples that have not been recently infected. If you are fucking a recently infected whore RAW (in the vagina or ass) your chances are as good as those of a gay male getting his ass cleaned

>>1228083
Wrong. Recently infected people have even lower transmission rates due to the amount of virus per 1cm^2 in the blood being pretty low.

>>1228084
http://www.catie.ca/en/pif/fall-2011/recently-infected-individuals-priority-hiv-prevention

>Researchers estimate that the risk of transmitting HIV to another person from one act of unprotected sex is 26 times higher during the first three months after infection than during the months and years that follow

So if we take the 0,04% chance of infection during vaginal intercourse you now have a chance of 1,04% with a recently infected woman.

>>1228085
Combine that with the tiny chance that you're actually fucking a recently infected woman, along with the lower risk from vaginal, and it's still nothing worth worrying about from your average encounter.

Just don't fuck traps and don't fuck them raw in the ass, and realistically you have nothing to worry about.

>>1228098
I'd agree with you that there is an almost impossible chance of catching HIV with a woman you fuck in the vagina.

But I wouldn't even worry about HIV, it's basically worse to have Diabetes in 2017 than HIV from a medical standpoint but there's a few STDs out there that are transmitted way more easy than HIV.

>>1224970
Question for you lads:

I'm going to SEA with my GF and we're sort of deliberating between Thailand and Vietnam. She wants a nice beach (Phuket was her first hope) but really I just don't want it to be JUST the beach, which Phuket seems like. I'm thinking Chiang Mai would be better for a nice chill romantic getaway but she seems very dead set on a beach. Is the best option for us maybe to go to Bangkok then bus it over to pattaya or some relatively close beach? We aren't really the clubbing sort and I feel like Bangkok would be unecessarily overwhelming for us. We just want to fuck in a cheap but nice room and live day to day well but cheaply.

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>>1228110
Phuket is better. You will get your culture from the night market, Bnagla rd, Temple, and Big Buddha in Phuket ciity. Mt fav beaches in the area or around Surin and Bangtao. Chill beaches. You will need to rent a car or take a taxi into Phuket City. Or charter with a tour agency.

>>1228115
Yeah, the day to day cost in Phuket seems higher, food and transport etc. I was also considering spending a week in chiang mai then flying to surat thani because the budget airlines have it cheap. Are those beaches about as good?

Phuket seems like the go-to if I'm just a lad on tour trying to get laid but I'm not in that position.

>>1228117
>Yeah, the day to day cost in Phuket seems higher

Phuket is low key probably the most expenisve place in Thailand, comparable to the Caribbean in the Western Hemisphere.

>Phuket seems like the go-to if I'm just a lad on tour trying to get laid but I'm not in that position

It's the go to normie/couples vacation.
There are easier places to get laid in Thailand, whether for pay or play. But the best alternate to Phuket, couples wise, is Koh Chang. Rayong is better than Pattaya for couples, unless you are in to partying. I can't speak first hand on Surat Thani. Chiang Mai is good for couples, but no beach.

Phuket/Chiang Mai via Air Asia?

>>1228120
I'm looking at air asia/jetstar and then also thai lion air (the latter seems to be the cheapest). What do you recommend? We're likely initially meeting in Hong Kong (she is coming from a different city as me) then going on from there.

Last time I was in Thailand they were selling all over the place some figurines of praying mice. It looked very cute, does anyone know what it is ? I can't find them on the internet, but I recall in Thailand they were in every shop.

>>1228121
Air Asia was consistently the cheapest for me, though DMK is inconvenient. Prepay for more weight, don't do it at the gate. Like $10USD before hand, but much more at the gate. Phuket to Chiang Mai is like 2 hours. But from Bangkok everywhere is about an hour.

Is it easy to get a job in Thailand?

>>1228352
if you know a skill or trade yes. But you'll get 20% of western pay (but it'll still be a fucking lot ppp wise)

>>1228125
We are at an impasse, do you think we will have more fun in chiang mai or Bangkok? As mentioned, we just want to screw in a comfortable room, spend as little as possible, but also drink and eat relatively well each day. Bangkok seems like it has everything but it also seems overwhelming compared to tiny cute chiang mai. 2 week trip.

>>1228589
You will have more fun in Chiang Mai. Me and my wife sure did. Look up AirBnB for accomdations. Make sure to check out the Ladyboy Cabaret.

Watch Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown Thailand episode. It' mostly Chiang Mai.

>>1228589
If you want the beach, as the previous poster wrote, a Ko Chang is the best option.

I'm currently in Phuket, Went to Ko Chang last year. It is infinitely better in Ko Chang.

Phukets fine, but it's waaaaay more expensive, it's fucking crowded and touristy.

The street merchants here are aggressive. There's way too many drunken lads etc. It's pretty obnoxious and loud - and I've just come from Saigon and Bangkok.

Ko Chang will have a bit for both of you..
It's quiet and relatively small, it's developing and but not too developed yet..

The beaches are nice, they have a legit elephant sanctionary their. There's a nice waterfall. The place is cheap AF.

You can get there via a 6 hour bus and a short ferry from Bangkok, which means you can have a couple of days in the big mango, shop etc then chill out at a nice Island without all the fuckery.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-thailand-pattaya-image-idUSKBN16X090

Is this going to be a genuine problem?

Anyone in Thailand at the moment that knows how bad the situation is?

i'm looking on airbnb for monthly rentals; seeing decent places at $600 per month and luxurious penthouses at $1500 per month

are these decent prices? i've booked airbnb for short stays but haven't tried long term in bangkok

ITT: most posts by sex tourists
FUCK OFF OF ASIA

>>1228740
it good, fuck you

>>1227595
Shouldn't you be in /b/?

>>1227907
How the hell does that work then? So many of them didn't demand me to use a condom and I'm sure many/most guys aren't going to pull one out by themselves. They'd end up pregnant pretty damn often.

What's the best way to find semi-pro girls in Thailand?

I've found in other countries that the best-looking girls with the best attitudes can't usually be found in the bars or brothels, because they're just working for a short time and they're too high-class to be seen as a whore in public.

>>1228977
How does what work then? Do you need me to explain the birds and the bees to you? A bunch do end up pregnant.

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>>1228996
>>1228977
>>1227907
A photo I just saw and reminded me of these posts. This was the caption:

>pregnant now welcome my baby girl สิแตก หลาย ooh momma

>>1229019
Now this particular working lady does like to post food baby pics, so I have no idea if this is a serious post.

>>1226917
Well the only reason you don't hear anyone else talking about banging any hookers is because you can't understand them.

>>1228718
Thanks a lot for the rec. How much is the bus+ ferry? off the top of your head?

>>1228613
I've actually been to chiang mai and chiang mai only when I was younger with my family, but I remember it being pretty cool. Is there any chacen it woudl get boring for 2 weeks straight iyo? We aren't into clubbing or ladyboys we are pretty vanilla but we like to drink and eat.

>>1228718
Also, any specific rec on a good cheap place to stay? We want privacy but don't need frills.

>>1226917
Thank fuck English isn't my native language, despite being white. Also my native language has only 5 million speakers, so.

What's better for a solo male traveler in Thailand - hostel/hotel/airbnb? Not really caring about the hooker part but just for a good time in the country without too much fuss

>>1229062
Stay at a 5star hotel, you can find them for surprisingly cheap.

>>1229066
>Stay at a 5star hotel,
This, Sheraton Grande Sukhumvit at Bangkok is pretty top tier.

this thread is useless

they need to start banning sex tourists

>>1229072
How would they be able to tell them apart from regular ones?

>>1229068
My favorite hotel. I was there literally just a week ago.

>>1229075
And what defines a sex tourist anyway? Most people do not go there for the primary purpose of fucking hookers. I go to Thailand to enjoy lots of things about the country. But yes, I will also enjoy a hooker if I feel like it. Does that make me a sex tourist;

>>1229030
Well, the drinking and eating seems to be the top Thai past time and it gets more popular the more rural you get it. As far as drinking keep an eye out for some Lao Kao (literally white spirit, Thai rice whiskey moonshine) an ya dong (an herbal whiskey made with moonshine. Matter of fact, it is the first thing featured if you watch the aforementioned Part's Unknown Thailand episode. One popular tourist thing to do in Chiang Mai is to take cooking classes, though me and the wife did not. One thing with food that we did was attend the Chiang Mai Cultural Dinner, where they serve traditional Chiang Mai/Lanna food and perform traditional dances and shows with narration from the Lanna people, as well ad the various hill and Hmong tribes of the region. Note we did this tour for cheaper than this price by booking directly with the Cultural Center through the concierge at our hotel. That said, we did use this tour company for other tours and they were great. http://www.tour-in-chiangmai.com/khan-toke-dinner-with-cultural-performances.php

As for would it get boring after 2 weeks, for me, anywhere does if I am on vacation. It starts to transition from vacation to routine. So though, I wouldn't stay in Chiang Mai for 2 weeks straight on vacation, there is enough to do there. I am going back this year, so that says a lot. My wife has an eye on possibly working there. She works in early childhood education so a TEFL is all she'd need to work there. I'd suggest splitting your time between Chiang Mai, Koh Chang, and Bangkok (if you have never been, seen the tourist highlights).

Also check out Art in Paradise http://www.artinparadise.co.th/mobile/

>>1229031
AirBnB. Whole apartments $20-30 a night. Booking.com and Agoda.com are also good.

>>1229031

I stayed at Boonya Resort. It was pretty good, cheap but clean and a good distance from everything.. Not too close and not too far away.

It's run by this German lady, Christine.

If you want like 3 Star and clean.. I enjoyed it.

If you're the same poster as above, I believe it was 600 baht return for the bus and ferry.

>>1229077
yes
fuck you

>>1229082
Splitting between Ko Chang and chiang mai would be perfect but the added cost of transport between the place is tough considering we are already tight. Is the only feasible way to do it to fly between chiang mai and bangkok? I'm looking at flights and most seem to be at least $60-$120 depending on the city and day within Thailand.

>>1229309
you can take the train

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>tfw thinking of retiring in Thailand
>If I choose to do that I will be taking $400k($150 from work and $250k house if the housing prices don't shit the bed again)
I don't know if I should buy a beach front condo, or a fucking house in the city.

>>1229871
I thought it's illegal for foreigners to purchase property in Thailand?

>>1229891
I have dual citizenship.

>>1229891
foreigners can buy condos. And do buy homes through their Thai wives

>>1229891
You can set up a business that owns the land and rents it to you. You need proper Thais as partners but you can set up shares so that your share holds authority over others.
At least that's how it worked a few years back.

>>1229871
I would just rent. Thailand may have a real coup in the future and foreigners, including dual citizens, may find themselves without any property rights, i.e no condos or "business" houses.

i'm in bangkok on my ones now if anyone wants to meet up and do something

>>1230014
The fuck is different between a dual citizen and just straight up citizen when it comes to land ownership?

>>1230022
What other boards do do visit?

>>1230040
/sp/ and /int/

>>1228864
Are you insane? The average rent on a decent room even in BKK is like $200-300. Either use Thai friends to help you get a place, or hit the classifieds when you are there

>>1228864
1. Get a short-term room like a hotel or AirBnB for a week
2. Find a local girlfriend on Tinder
3. Get local girlfriend to help you out in finding a good place

>>1229896
Dual citizenship is not tolerated in Thailand

>>1230089
>implying they can tell

>>1230055
Well I am /k/ and /pol/, I reckon you don't like guns nor Trump...

>>1230156
I'm not American, i don't care about guns nor Trump m8

>>1230159
Yea, we would have nothing in common.

>>1230160
isn't part of the reason we travel in the first place is to meet people we don't have anything in common with?

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Any way to see a cockfight in modern thailand? Bangkok specifically? I also wanna drink snake blood, doable? Will be there in June. Pic unrelated

>>1227200
no they don't

>>1230163
Yes and to berate them on how their country/government is doing things shitty/wrong and how your country/government is doing them better/right.

>>1230282
Where are you from and how old are you?

>fucking a street walker
>condom broke
>didn't really when it broke but I nutted inside of her
>she seems to be okay with it
How fucked am I?

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>>1225517
looks like its gotten stronger over the last 5 years dumbass

>>1226757
whats the old saying in thailand. If you want to make a little bit of money start with alot then buy a go go bar. might be worth your time to check out a small stall in one of the beer gardens first, to get your toe wet

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>>1230881
>looks like

Ok, it's my turn to cherrypick the year 1998 and call you a dumbass.

>>1230894
I cherry pick 1985, your a bigger dumbass

>>1230899
2001
Double dumbass on you.

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>>1230894
How is looking at the last 5 years cherry picking?

>>1230909
>>1225517

I think you forgot how weak the dollar got with the recession, and the weaker baht with red shirt vs yellow shirt, and the coup, which was occurring as the USA economy strengthened. The USD definitely has strengthened against the baht

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posting rare thai sideline girls, most of these girls have respectable dayjobs, like nurses and university students

Any recommendations for a place to stay in Bangkok? It'll be me and my gf, looking at under $40/night but like 25-30 would be preferable. Walking distance to cool stuff would be nice but we don't mind like a 15 minute walk.

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university girls are the best, so submissive

>>1230953
low key best girls are Isaan University girls. Night and the day from Isaan whores you see. It's like Mexico where they keep the best looking girls in Isaan to themselves and only the brown ones leave. Shout out to Kohn Kaen University.

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>>1230970
True most Thai guys also prefer white skinned thai girls.

>>1230980
>>1230958
>>1230953
nice!
I heard that theres a few thai language only websites where the girls advertise them selfs out? this it true

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This one isn't really a sideline girl, she's looking to be some guys mistress, "a mia noi,"

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>>1230985
Yes, there are many actually,even in fb groups. They don't advertise themselves to foreigners though, but money is money. You're gonna have to pick up enough thai to not scare them off though, they are deathly afraid of English.

Hint: Use thai2english to look up thai words, mistress, also don't use your real fb to get into those groups.

>>1230990
why are they so afraid of english? and i can speak alittle thai, but cant write it for shit.

this reminds me of the saying i heard once why are all the prostitutes (the one thai men use) pretty,tall and light skinned, because they have a ugly, short, brown at home

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>>1230992
All thai people aren't highly educated or bargirls are afraid of English. They never paid attention in school and English is an anathema to them.

It's worth it though, I can't even go back to bars anymore, these sideline girls are a lot less used up and even cheaper sometimes, usually nicer bodies also since they aren't getting wasted every night.

>>1230993
ill just have to make due with tinder i guess

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>>1230996

I can't write thai either, what i do is copy useful thai phrases and message them by pasting them.

It's not a long convo
Basically: "I got money, am interested, come to this locaion, at this time."

Usually they're surprised when they see me, but I just flash the money and they get right down to sucking my dick

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>>1230980
And those white skinned girls that Thai guy slike you will find in the bars, even gogo bars of kohn kaen. Note the complexion of this girl and the ones on the street:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_TNU5ZLvR4

Or this quote about a gogo bar in Kohn Kaen:
https://www.stickmanbangkok.com/weekly-column/2010/04/stick-does-khon-kaen/
>The girls, oh the girls. One word. Wow! On stage are about 20 girls dancing, most of who look to be around 20 – 23. They are fair skinned, tall and have curves. They've got the look that Thai guys like, which also just happens to be the look I like.

Here is a more recent blog on Kohn Kaen Nightlife:
http://www.thailandredcat.com/nightlife-and-thai-girls-in-khon-kaen/

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a brown one to add some variety

>>1230998
how much?

>>1230986
>a mia noi,"

I have one. It's nice to fly in to Thailand a few times a year, and already have someone there to pick you from the airport. Make sure you don't screwed over on prices, take you to all the local joints, travel around the country with. Mines even has a day job.

Only costs me about $150 (5000 baht) a month. She only asked for 4000 baht, which is her rent, I just throw in the extra thousand for a nice round number.

She hates to be called "mia noi" though. Either 2nd wife or girlfriend, she prefers. Even though mia noi means 2nd wife, I believe.

>>1230998
Do you fuck them raw or use protection?

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>>1231007
It depends on the girl, 1,000 for one shot is usualy the starting price, this one in particular wanted 3,000 baht to pay her rent, got her to stay overnight.

>>1230999
nice trips but ive been to kohn kaen, nice zoo, but the girls werent that great

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>>1231012
You can if you want, bargirls usually demand condoms, sideline girls sometimes but they are less willful, personally I use condoms for safety.

>>1224970
Have fun for me anon.

I spent a month in Thailand and then ended up never going to Pattaya because the girl I met there in a hostel didn't want to.

I was kind of burnt-out on prostis and wanted to try a 'real girl' again. Long story short, I made it to half base (a hug) and she lost her camera so all those pics we took are gone....I was better off alone with a selfie stick.

>>1231022
The University girls. I respectfully disagree. Especially compared to some of those you are posting, but different stokes, and all that.

If you speak a bit of Thai easy to pick them up, as they will want to practice their English with you. There are much better places for pay to play, though. Even in Issan.

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If you're ever in chonburi, this girl just charges 1000 baht, about 30 dollars for one hour with her.

You should download the line application, it's mandatory if you want to hook up with thai girls, as a bonus you can put that phone number in the app to message her if you dont know enough thai to call.

>>1231030
oh im not posting the pictures and yeah kohn kaen isnt even the big city in issan, I know Udon and Ubon is bigger but the whole north east is ethnically lao, hey if thats your thing go for it. I would just get bored after about three days in Kohn Kaen

>>1231031
Names of any of these FB groups. I already have LINE, have a bunch of Thai friends, speak some Thai, but am a pro at translating apps (which it does take some skill to kno enough Tinglish to get the proper sentence structure for a proper translation). Mine posting the name of any of the closed groups, or are they all secret groups?

>>1231031
Chonburi specifically, or Pattaya? I could find cheaper for an hour in Pattaya.

http://เว็บสาวไซด์ไลน์.com

i found this one, how about some translating tips

>>1231032
I'm from the Southern, USA, and Isaan, down to the personality and culture of the people, feels a lot like home. My fav region. Hope to work long term in Chiang Mai, but will retire in Isaan somewhere.

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>>1231030
Well these are just average girls, the best looking ones are already being taken care of by some rich thai guy or tomboy, or already pros.

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>>1231036
It's blocked in this country. Also what the fuck is up with the captcha?

>>1231042
>>1231042
>>1231034
>Names of any of these FB groups.

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>>1231036
Thai2english website is the best translator so far.
its not great but you can look at individual words and guess it out.

That website is blocked in thailand haha. gonna have to use a vpn if you come here.

>>1231042
Why are there so many lesbians in this country? It's weird like in America I would probably run into one like once a year, when I am in the city. Here its like every train ride or just walking around in the mall there are girls literally dressed as guys with other girls. And the girl they are with is like for thai standards at least 8/10.

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>>1231046
Thailand is probably the most of accepting of homosexuality n the world. The Toms are the flipside of the ladyboys.

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>>1231044

for example
เมียน้อย

SL@สาวรับงานpattaya

I have to warn you though, there are a lot of uggos out there, and lots of ladyboys. Some of them are also scammers. You gonna have to do your research.

Your best bet is to find a hot thai girl, and see what groups she's joined
you can do this by adding "groups (name of thai slut" joined") on fb search then use the translator on the group names to see if you've struck gold.

>>1231036
google is the best to translate a whole page

I like Imtranslator becasue it aggregates multiple ones, if I am on PC. I just use google on my phone I have learned how to structure my sentences for proper translations. I have back up translation apps in case I am ever not sure

>>1231051
Google for a limited time had a great service where you could take a picture of foreign text and get the translated version of it, but they got rid of this feature WHY?
I know I wasn't perfect could probably not up to Google standards but this would have saved my ass in Japan for some simple signs!

>>1231043
thats some tough captcha we must have reached singularity while i sat here shit posting about thai pros

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>>1231049
Thanks. I have like four FB pages. I joined those and a few other I immediately saw when I searched with my Thai FB page. My profile pic I got from google.

>>1231049
>have to warn you though, there are a lot of uggos out there, and lots of ladyboys. Some of them are also scammers. You gonna have to do your research.


Don't worry. Not my first rodeo. This is just a back up for a possible night alone in Thailand, of which my network of friends and "friends" is so extensive, that's a rare occurrence when I am in country.

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Alternatively you can type theses in google and work your way from there.

สาวรับงาน

สาวไซด์ไลน์

กิ๊ก

Also an example website, some girls but lots ladyboys also. Not that i judge if that's your thing (dot) fanfinfin (dot)com

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>>1231030
>วรับงาน
Speaking of Kohn Kaen and Univeristy girls. First hit on the sidleine 69 site I found after googling the green text. I bet she is a student at the university. 20 years old

But this is an example of what I was saying many of the local girls being pale, unlike the Isaan girls you see in Central Thailand in Bangkok and Pattaya.

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>>1231063
More Kohn Kaen. This is really no different than the sugar daddy stuff with college girls in the USA.
https://69sideline.com/%E0%B8%AA%E0%B8%96%E0%B8%B2%E0%B8%99%E0%B8%97%E0%B8%B5%E0%B9%88%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%B1%E0%B8%9A%E0%B8%87%E0%B8%B2%E0%B8%99/%E0%B8%88%E0%B8%B1%E0%B8%87%E0%B8%AB%E0%B8%A7%E0%B8%B1%E0%B8%94%E0%B8%82%E0%B8%AD%E0%B8%99%E0%B9%81%E0%B8%81%E0%B9%88%E0%B8%99

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>>1231065
Great isn't it? And for westerners being a sugar daddy is a drop in the bucket, unless the girl demands too much, but usually they know there is plenty of competition.

yeah i dont know how to set the filters, only get it to the area at which i want. so i hope im actualy looking at females...

>>1231071
If you are looking at sites use chrome browser. the translator is built in.

I have seen two different verbages on two different sites one translaltes as "girls with snake" and another "The two girls are still" . And either say real woman or girl for real girls. What city do you want. I will post a link. If you translate the page for sideline69 you will see the cities listed at the bottom by region

>>1231071
>>1231073
You can also click on the city of someone you are viewing and it will display all listings for that city

>>1231073
thanks man ill get chrome. so girls with snake are ladyboy and the two girls are still is for dudes/

bangkok please

also i think crack the egg in mouth means i can blow down their throat

Hey guys, newfag here. Never traveled before and Thailand looks like a great place for babbys first trip. What all do I need to do before visiting? I know I need a passport but then where do you get your visa? What happens after that?

>>1231078
dont need visa, i assume your american, youll just get a stamp at immigrations, best place in asia to get your feet wet

>>1231077
two girls are also ladyboys. You may also see some translate as "second women". Those are ladyboys as well

>>1231084
the two girls are still is ladyboy for fucking real, ive never been fooled but im looking like an idiot now

are you in thailand now, i think theres three of us in here, ill be there in may

>>1231082
Sounds too easy to be true but okay no visa.
>>1231090
I'll be trying to go towards the end of may

>>1231089
สาวประเภทสอง and ผู้หญิงประเภทสอง— both essentially mean "second-type female" but ome translates as second women, the other as two women still

It's in the first paragraph here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathoey

>>1231093
Depends on how long you stay if you need a visa

>>1231097
What if I want to stay for a month or two?

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>>1231098
month, no, two, yes, but you can get the visa for the extra 30 days while you are there
>>1231077
>bangkok please

https://69sideline.com/%E0%B8%AA%E0%B8%96%E0%B8%B2%E0%B8%99%E0%B8%97%E0%B8%B5%E0%B9%88%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%B1%E0%B8%9A%E0%B8%87%E0%B8%B2%E0%B8%99/%E0%B8%88%E0%B8%B1%E0%B8%87%E0%B8%AB%E0%B8%A7%E0%B8%B1%E0%B8%94%E0%B8%81%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%B8%E0%B8%87%E0%B9%80%E0%B8%97%E0%B8%9E%E0%B8%A1%E0%B8%AB%E0%B8%B2%E0%B8%99%E0%B8%84%E0%B8%A3

how small are thai dicks? what are the chances of getting a ladyboy with a big dick

>>1231105
Well I had a friend tell me that once out of all the girls that lined up for him, he picked the hottest one, Then when he took her to the hotel, he saw that she had the tiniest dick the size of her pinkie finger.

>>1231106
but what about averages

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>>1231108
Who knows, though there is that infamous size study and Thai men ranked pretty low on that, about 3 or 4 inches if I recall.

I think they it's probably true, since all the thai girls gasp at my size if they are not familiar already with foreign cock.

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>>1231108
Depends on things like hormones and such. But average Thai penises are 4 inches. Go to /gif/ and check out one of the five ladyboy threads that are probably there and judge for yourself.

>>1231108
>>1231111
>>>/gif/10326003

>>>/gif/10326003

>>1231111
cool. itd really kill my vibe to get a ladyboy with a big cock. plus maybe they will appreciate mine a little extra

do these escorts have their own place? i'm staying in hostels at the moment to save money so obviously i can't take them back to 'mine'