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>>1224231
I have eurotrip stories so much that I can't even enjoy them ironically anymore

>>1224231

>go to western europe
>every city has blacks trying to scam me with bracelets

>go to eastern europe
>zero scams.
Seriously not even once

>>1224383
>every city

You only visited the largest most touristy ones. Unless you are making this all up. And LEL @ no scams in eastern Europe.

>>1224383
I'm not sure I saw a single black person ever in Poland.

>>1224383
<Eaestrsn eourpe\
>zerso scams
Yeahs ure

>visit europe
>more chinese tourists than townspeople

>visit europe
>that huge group of teenaged tourists who take up the entire sidewalk and blast music from their backpacks

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>>1224390
Eastern Europe is %100 times safer than shitholes like Paris, Brussels, Amsterdam, Berlin and such.

t. have been to whole Eastern Europe and few of those Western Europe shithoels.

>>1225690
Are you sure about that?

>Take the bus to Poland because I'm really broke
>End up drinking 12 beers through the night cause the WIFI isn't working and theres nothing to do
>Get out in Warsaw at about 4 in the morning, got no way of getting to the town I wanna go to
>Proceed to get another sixpack and get a superexpensive cab to the place I need to go to
>Get there with the sixpack gone after a two hour ride
>Sleep for a few hours at a friends place, wake up and kick the day off with a morning beer
>Go around walking, getting some food and more to drink
>Take the bus to Warsaw and proceed to get drunk again
>Somewhere through the night I manage to pass out twice and sleep somewhere in the dirt next to the castle
>Stumble into a bar with my mates and some guy starts buying us beer
>I still don't really know how I got home that night

Got similar stories from Spain and Italy.

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>new years eve in Austria
>drinking with some kids from my highschool and waiting for fireworks
>Not used to the high altitude and alcohol
>Wasted in 20 minutes
>Fireworks light up
>Italian chick asks me to take picture of her friends
>They're wasted and giggly
>and qt
>10 seconds later I'm getting dragged
>It's the Italian chick
>okay.jpeg
>after getting dragged for 5 minutes we stop for a drink and talk
>don't even remember what we talked about
>start making out
>tongue and all :^)
>Start getting dragged again
>no cute Italian girls this time

One dude in our group got separated from his gf so we had to get an officer to help us find her. Never saw the Italian girl again

Pic related, fireworks in Austria

>in Budapest with gf
>visit the castle
>around the back of the castle there's an outdoor courtyard bit with an archery range set up
>I was in an archery club when I was like 12 -18 year old legolas wannabe faggot
>pay to shoot some arrows, prizes for high scores
>bows are shit, sights are glued on instead of fixed, too high, so everyone aims low
>compensate for crooked sights and hit the gold centre 5 times
>slav gypsy guy is impressed
>gets pissed when I play again and win again
>win a little toy crossbow with wooden bolts
>go into the castle and look around a bit (sidenote: why are the floors in this castle so fucking squeaky?)
>get to highest viewing point
>overlooks the archery courtyard
>shoot all the wooden bolts over the side at the archery carnie
>laugh and run away

>>1224231
>Go to Germany with a few other people who I don't know very well
>Staying in a hotel in Rotenburg
>Turn on TV
>First channel is porn
>All three of us look at each other awkwardly

9/10 would country again

>>1225876
So is this what crack looks like?

>>1224231
>Get off plane in Serbia
>Walk out of the airport to a taxi
>The taxi is some car from the 80's or something with a poorly made "taksi" sign on top
>Look for driver
>Guy in full tracksuit walks up to me while smoking
>"Hello u need cab?"
>"Yes, i need to go here"
>Show him just the name of the hotel for like a second
>"Yes i know ok lets go"
>I was suspicious cause the hotel is not popular yet he knew it right away
>Get in car and go to put seatbelt on. No seatbelts
>"no no is okay! In serbia no worry"
>Driving down highway at 30km over the speed limit atleast
>Takes phonecall from his 90's nokia phone that millenials played snake on as children
>Yells at the guy on the phone while swerving traffic
>Charges me €30 for the cab ride that took about 10 minutes

Good first impression. Atleast he didnt take me to a dark field to rob me. He robbed me peacefully and legally

>>1226738
>going with someone who approaches you first
>not agreeing on the price beforehand
That´s travel 101.

>>1226969

it took me way too long to figure out that anyone who comes to you is ripping you off and anyone who isn't ripping you off is going to sit there and hope you can find them.

>>1226738
>taksi

that's just in serbian (minus the cyrillic)

>>1227328
>local anniversary of a town that I lived at for a while
>100 whatever the fuck anniversary since the name change of the town
>on my way to an open air concert
>see two tourists looking lost and just wandering around aimlessly
>tell them about a free open air concert paid by the town government
>they're Asian and think I want to rip them off
>I patiently try to explain it in different ways
>they believe me and come with me
it was fun

>>1224383
Found the mark

>>1226313
Sounds like a shit time.

>>1224383
>go to western Europe
>doesn't know how to say "no" to niggers selling bracelets

Wow, fuck me that was hard.

I'm going on my first solo trip this summer before I start college. I'm going to Berlin, Barcelona. Prague, and Budapest. Any advice?

>>1226397
Fuck off kek

>>1228749
For Berlin, if you enjoy the nightlife, go to some of the techno clubs such as Tresor, Suicide Circus, Ava, Griessmuehle, etc. There is a famous club called Berghain that is considered to be the best club in Berlin, but difficult to get into because of the strict door policy.and bouncers being picky on who they want to let in