I want to travel all the African countries, but I've always

Why would you need to bribe them?

This is how bribes (sort of) work:

>Your shit is in order, yet they still hold you back
Pay a small bribe right away, you're set

>Your shit is not in order
You pay a bigger bribe.

>I want to do this very difficult thing
>I have put 0 effort into planning and have nil common sense

>>1186122
Make sure you cross at well populated paces.

Recently drove through West Africa with a fellow /trv/ler, we visited 8 countries together and paid a grand total of 2 cigarettes to bribe border officials. Get your visa, vaccination and any vehicle papers you need in order, and all it takes is time and patience.


>>1186122
>Your shit is in order, yet they still hold you back
>Pay a small bribe right away, you're set
If you have the time, simply insist everything is in order. They'll let you go. Or insist you have nothing to give. Doesn't take long - minutes.

>Your shit is not in order
>You pay a bigger bribe.
Or wait somewhat longer and ask if there's a way to get shit in order further down the road.

>>1186136
The ones where my companion and I ran into most shit and bribe attempts were invariably the busiest border crossings.

>>1186122
I knew a middle aged woman from US, she was buying hand made stuff in african countries and selling it in NY shop. Well, she was bribing border customs with her pussy.

>>1186301
Haven't those poor helpless africans had enough disease vectors forced upon them?