I'm trying to immigrate to Canada from Europe, and all immigration

>>1126945
After you get there, can I stay with you?

>>1126945
I'd rather be surrounded by Pajeets and Achmends than Randys and Beckys.

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>whatsapp groups

My friend. This is dangerously close to a terrorist/refugee smuggler network. This is the first time I'm hearing about this method regarding legal immigration.

>>1126966
Go to Canadavisa.com/forum... Pajeets make Whatsapp groups all the time, but they're useless. "My wife is 30 and basically I'm a gigantic shitlord who can't read the PDF on Canada's official immigration website, what do? Also I'm from Hyderabad."

There was also a thread where a fucking Phd came in asking about basic shit like "how to come to canada"... if you're a goddamn Phd, I'm sure you can do some research, for fuck's sake.

It's really hard because most questions are Indian-centric or Pakistan-centric, it's like no other sane person wishes to come to Canuckistan.

>>1126959
I'm actually slavic. I can squat for you.

>>1127035
Obligatory
>pics or it didn't happen

>>1127038
http://www.canadavisa.com/canada-immigration-discussion-board/-t82213.0.html
http://www.canadavisa.com/canada-immigration-discussion-board/-t277993.0.html
http://www.canadavisa.com/canada-immigration-discussion-board/-t414488.0.html
etc. etc.

>>1127038
http://www.canadavisa.com/canada-immigration-discussion-board/-t107077.0.html

>>1127043
>>1127045
[spoiler]I was talking about the squatting.[/spoiler] Still, that's pretty sad, though. :DDD

>>1126945
Fuck off, we're full.

>>1127059
I could wear a nice black-red flannel shirt and get a chainsaw, would that make ya happy? I also promise not to touch any wonderful Canadian girl and will only seek out Somalis to penetrate with my trusty stick of virginity.

>>1127057
I kinda lied... While most of my neighboring fellows can squat, I rather dislike squatting, as I constrict blood flow to my legs and then they get numb.

Also looking to immigrate from yhe States. Might need to work under the table and squat until i can get settled. Any advice?

>>1128073
Aren't there crossborder work visas for people like you? They're supposed to be easy to get.