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As I'm sure you know, you can find all-inclusive package vacations (flight included) for under $1000 easily in Cuba. Probably shouldn't expect much though. Shit food, a pervading feeling of 'fake' everywhere. Dominican Republic is equally popular for sun'n'sand vacations.

Jamaica is a little more interesting for independent travel (violent crime is concentrated in Kingston slums and rarely affects tourists, unless you hang out selling drugs in Kingston slums). Petty theft and being ripped off are common in the entire region, so don't get drunk/stoned and then be stupid.

Mexico is also interesting. You can sit on a mega-resort's beach, or you can go exploring cities or countryside. Cartel violence is easy to avoid, as you're not really the target. Heed local warnings about where not to go, and/or when not to go there.

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caribbean
canary islands
egypt
french polynesia
hawaii
maldives
seychelles
south east asia