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I'm going to Thailand tomorrow, any tips? I'm trying to learn a few phrases but the language seems hard as fuck. I'm hoping there'll be a decent number of people that speak some english. Also, is it safe to drink tap water?
And any tips for surviving the 16 hour flight?

No only bottled water. Everyone speaks english and every one sees u like a walking money bagg. Dont be the stupid tourist who gets mugged and fucked over. Oh and everyone tries to fuck u over. Thailand got raped by white people. They only returning the favour while smiling. The country has gone to shit. South especially. And suck it up its only a flight pussy. Fuck i hate thailand oh so many traps

>>1089840
I'm gonna be mostly in the south (bangkok area, phuket) so I'm assuming it'll be pretty touristy. Are traps really that bad there? I was wondering how easy it is to hook up with locals.
How do you find places to stay? You must be doing it super cheap since you're not spending money on hostels.

>>1089840
eat you mcdonalds and say thank you.

>>1089833
can you post a general route of where you've been going? it sounds like an interesting adventure

>>1089835
hello > saw wa dee krub (m)/kaa(f)
thank you > kab koon krub
you're welcome > mai bpen rai or yin dee

there is no literal translation for krub/kaa but it's how you formally end sentences with strangers/superiors.

O the flight there may be a phonetic language learning software. I can't remember the name, but most flights seem to have it now a days. You can pick up some basics that way. Fuck learning how to read that shit, though

>>1089833
Tell us your story about the fucking please ? Are they locals via tinder or couchsurfing hosts etc ?

>>1089833
don't go trail running/hiking alone. My friend got bit by two rabid dogs and had to get a rabies shot for it.

Where to visit in Vietnam ? We're thinking of Da Nang/Hoi An or Hanoi/Halong Bay. Will be going with my partner, first time traveling together as well.

Dos and Don'ts as well!

>>1089873
Vietnam- cambodia-malaysia-singapore-thailand-cambodia-japan-cambodia-sumatra- and now again in malaysia fuck the food is good !

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Yes does not mean yes. Every moto driver tries to fuck u over. Always haggle like reach your inner jew and HAGGLE. Watch out when driving its like carmagedon out there. I took my go pro and mountain bike and did saigon traffic runs. Crazy !

Tinder. All these english teaching sluts.

Hostels, met a german girl sat in living room talked about my proffesion. Gave her massage. Fucked right there. Got best bj in my life like deepthroat and all. Dude walkes in freezes up walked back saying nothing. Shit was cash.

Malaysia. Met a girl wanted a massage. Driving in her car. She had rich parents. Said i got a nice apartment. (Was my couch surf host his, he was working) went over fucked. Wanted to text next day. Blocked on whatsapp and vanished like the wind.

Saigon. English teacher was a major fatty slut twerked for me and also deepthroat. Dont know what it is with asia and deepthroating. Probally major slut experience.

Thailand. Local pussy go crazy for 2 meter tall guy.

I have a fake fb acount which i give to these bitches so i can stay anon.

And i use fake gps to tinder on ahead.

And girls who host me while couchsurfing are all seemen demons. Prbly because i have all sport photos on my acount.

As soon as a girl knows u are traveling and a bit succesfull and u can hold up a conversation. They throw theire legs spread eagle open.
But u need to be bold and make the move or suggestion first. Because they dont want to look like sluts....

I mostly prerend the couch surf host who host me i own theire houses. Mostly rich guys. Sluts are whores for nice houses. And most of them live at home still.

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>>1089935
Your friend is a straight up bitch. Im running through these jungles like fucking apocalypto.

Fuck mac donalds u white barbarian. Local food for the win. Fuck i could eat asian food all day.

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>>1089867
How can u choose mc donalds over this u sub human piece of shit.

>>1090087
If you have the time, plotting a google maps route of this would be appreciated. Have you been hitchhiking or just hiking the entire way? How did you afford this? when are you going to finish doing this?
>you will probably never drop everything to go backpacking in SE Asia to fuck bitches

>>1090104
Planes, busses, taxis, hitchhiking, trains whatever. How can u afford this ? Saving money and working duuh. And yeah quit my job back in holland and never returning. Fuck europe and all the stupid rat race lives there. Fuck i hate the time wasted there. European diplomas wil get u a fuck ton of money around here though. But other then that fuck western way of living asians kick ass.

>>1089833
And i did not came here to fuck bitches. I came to find out where in asia i am going to live. I just visit temples, chill with locals/expats. Work wherever i can. And just enjoy the different cultures. Being a foreigner in these countries has a lot of benefits if u know how to use them and how to network the right people.

>>1090108
How come you haven't tried going to Myanmar. I know they have very interesting temples and whatnot. How is Malaysia? I heard there isn't much to see there compared to other southeast asian countries

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>>1090110
I will later. Stil a lot to do and to see. Just not high on my priority list. And whoever told u that is a stupid jew. Took this last week in cameron highlands malaysia.

>>1090111
Would you say the half of Malaysia in Borneo or on the Indochinese peninsula is more interesting?

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>>1090113
How about both ?
Hiking up mountain to see sunsire over KL

>>1090114
Shit man this whole thread is cool as fuck. Hopefully I can do this someday

>>1090108
This is true. Where are you thinking about settling? I plan on doing the same. I have an idea and reasons for where I want to settle. I want to see where your travels and research has brought you to at this point. I also too had no intention of fucking chicks, bu it seems to just happen.

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>>1090117
Who is stopping u beta faggot. Im 26 just finished studie 2 years ago. Worked two years and said fuck it with these jew designed rat race lives. Life is yours for the taking all it needs is some balls.

Me climbing on roof of the boat from vietnam to cambodia. Who is going to tell u, u cant get in the roof. I payed for the ticket fuckers!

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>>1090119
Malaysia man. Money, food, growing economy, good healthcare if any shit goes down. And again the fucking food. This was 4 dollars.

>>1090120
What's stopping me is I'm like 18 with no money. I live in the US but hopefully one day I can enjoy indefinite travel in SEA like you. I don't want to live there though. I want to settle in Europe somewhere hopefully

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>>1090123
All the sand niggers raped europa dont go there all it wil do is suck u up in paying taxes. Sorry to hear u are an american man. I rather have cancer i gues... u are going into a mill of crippeling study dept enjoy that. Meanhile ill be smoking doobies for a dollar a gram at this awesome bar at a beach in cambodia.

And why is no one contributing am i the only fagghot in S.E.A. on 4chan ??

>>1090122
These are all of the reasons I was planning on Thailand. Specifically the access to good medcial, as the economy is growing i al lof SEA buoyed by China. I fully believe SEA has he greatest economic growth potential right now and want to get in on the ground floor. I reckon I never thought of Malaysia as anything more than a vacation spot. I did look at Singapore, and would live there for the right job. I also like the central location of Thailand and how you can get elsewhere quite easily and cheaply through BKK.

Both figuratively and literally, Malaysia always stuck me as between Thailand and SIngapore, though not better than either. I reckon it's a great compromise between the two.

>>1090124
Yea but you're smoking shitty dirt weed. No need to act all high and mighty for baby shit

>>1090124
Hopefully the Eurabia meme will be done by the time I get there. I plan on doing what you're doing before I get old though

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>>1090127
Thailand was the shittiest place ive been to. The whole culture has chanhed to squeezing money out of tourist. Fuck its a hell hole. Im not white but if u are u need to watch your back constantly into not being fucked over. There is a thing called the thai smile around here. They smile so pollight at you while Fucking u over. Here in malaysia people call u bos and sir and want a conversation or a friend. Not see u as a walking money bag. Fuck thailand used to be so nice a few years back. That thai food though..

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>>1090130
Not if u know the dutch guy with a beach bar in cambodia who owns a coffeeshop in Amsterdam and got dutch quality weed and hasj stupid faggot ! Suck it !

>>1090133
I guess it really depends on what you are around. In Thailand I was with locals and long time expats, (young) people with Thai wives, and the like, wasn't in tourist spots are doing tourist things, so I didn't see any of that. I'm also not white myself, so that could have played a role.

In Malaysia I did the tourist thing, people were nice, and all, but it was just nice, but nothing that I saw would want to make me live there long term, over the alternatives,

>>1090135
Yeah but housing money is going way up here. So getting a house here renting it out when u are away is so lucerative here. Plus around 20 dollars a plane ticket from kl to indonesia or anywhere near is worth the peace of mind not being somehwere where u can be found dead in a ditch at any time. Everything has its price though i guess. I do get u that malaysia is a bit less in everything. But still beats europe though.

>>1090135
And the middle clas here is the biggest then any country ive been. So much stupid asians with money to spend for the takings. Nice base to build money and see the nice thing around malaysia.

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>>1090131
Eurabia is a fact. Europe is going to shit. Everyone with a education and common sense is moving away. Fuck sand niggers and im persian myself but fuck i hate arabs.

>>1090307
I mean the city where I come from is 60% black and I barely take notice so if anything Europe will still be better than where I am now

Anyone wants to trade, info or stories avout sea. Like most epic things to do see or have eaten

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In singapore now crazy city

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I'm going to study in Malaysia later this year (Kuala Lumpur Taylor's uni)
Are Malay girls dtf with with white boys?
Are malay man aggresive alphas (sandniggers) or friendly betas (japanese/taiwanese)?

>>1089833
I was in Siem Reap after being in SEA for about 6 months. I bought a fuck ton of opium in Laos and crossed over land into Cambodia. My daily routine was to wake up around 4, take 2 valium, chase the dragon out of a coke can I cut in half, and drink about a third of a bottle of jameson. I'd eat at the guesthouse I was staying at before I'd head out to prowl for women. I had about 50/50 success at night clubs picking up girls but sometimes I'd get too fucked up and end up getting a hooker. Place is so fucking seedy at night. One time I got jumped by 3 lady boys by the river and I had my cigarette case with 100 bucks in it pick pocketed. Didn't get AIDs but definitely bare backed/came inside a few girls. I reported the cigarette case theft to the police and they showed up at my guesthouse with 2 detectives and like 5 cops, they made a big show of it and I had a khmer girl in my room and all the cops were giving me thumbs up. I used to pull in Phnom Penh at heart of darkness but all of the girls always wanted me to give them like 50 bucks in the morning.

>>1090814
also what about drugs? Price, availability...

>>1090814
Atractive white boys yeah. Not fat neckbeards. If u look decent they wil hunt u down. Especially the one with head dresses. The guys not as bad as sandniggers but definantly possesive and proud. Dont fuck with wrong ones.

>>1090816
Everything is available like any where else in the world with right dollars.

Cambodia:
Local weed 1 dollar a gram
Xtc quite expensive 10 bucks a pill
Coke no idea for losers
Lsd if u find right guy 10 bucks a tab
Mdma cristals 35 dollars a gram
Shrooms hard to find.

Rest is for losers and thailand is dirt cheap and everything available in pharmacys without prescription or u buy it. But seems like amerifaggs are the only sad people in the world who do those things.

>>1089833
>>1090815
How do people do this kind of shit and then come back. When I get into my mid twenties I want to go on an adventure like this but how do you take such a long break from life and then come back and live?

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>>1090876
Who said i am coming back. Why cant u make this your life ?. Its all about choices. Some breack and go into the jew masterplan of earning a living(slavery). Other get dragged down in a drug and booze filled crash. Some maintain awesomeness. I am going to be one of them.

>>1090876
>how do you take such a long break from life and then come back and live?
You just come back? Do you think you'll be completely alienated from the Western culture after spending 6 months in SEA?

>>1090876
You become an ATCK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_culture_kid

>>1091014
No but if you've been gone for 6 months you will be without a job and finding one might be hard once they find out you've spent the last 6 months dicking around SEA

>>1089833

Im going to Vang Vieng early next year, just wanting to know what the situation is with tubing, bars, drugs and partying at the moment.

To be honest, im not a huge party freak and we are only there for 3 days, but its a place and experience i want to have, it sounds like real fun.

Everywhere i read its all pessimistic, though it is mainly RealTraveler™ types complaining about how everyone is drunk and how its not 'real' Laos... I mean, not every location has to be about seeing local culture, and for some reason some people just dont understand that.

>>1091017
I can leave my job for up to 10 months and come back. Not everyone gets this lucky, but there are other possibilities.

Also, as mentioned above, not everyone wants to come back. You have to realize that not everyone feels the american (or just western) dream is a dream at all. Many people have the opportunity to live in a western country but choose not to.

>>1091017
Why not, why cant u been enriching yourself with experiences while u where away. Aah unless u have a jew controled suck job. Yeah then not u are right

>>1090876
It was really hard coming back home. Aside from the women, booze, and drugs I got in a really bad motorcycle accident in Laos and ended up having some significant memory problems for a few months after the accident and a lot of health problems. I finally saw an American doctor when I came back that said my leg was so full of infection I could have lost it or worse. 3 weeks back home and I'm playing golf drinking gin and tonics with my friends at a country club. Un-fucking-real. I have a trade so taking time to travel doesn't negatively impact my profession too much and I can always work for myself.

>>1090307
persian > arabs tho

>>1089840
I haven't been on /trv/ long enough to tell how serious on the meme scale this ranks.

Thailand was a great first trip for a travel baby like myself. You can see touristy shit, it's cheap and fun, and you can also find cool ass wats, cities, Thai junk if you stray from the main road even a little bit.

Come to think of it, do you guys divulge your cool spots on the interwebs? I'm torn

>>1091246
I forgot to specify on "cool ass" but I meant places and experiences with only Thai people

>>1091107
This. I am *strongly* considering saving up 75K over the next eight years (25K to keep in a Thai bank for a Thai retirement visa, 50K as a nest egg) and just going off the grid, sailing around the Indian ocean for the rest of my life, supplementing my income with odd jobs (lifetime practitioner of Muay Thai and divemaster certified).

The all-American rat race is fucking exhausting. Human beings weren't meant to live like this.

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Going to chiang mai this friday for a 8 day course. Any tips and things to do ? Im going to get 2 massages a day.

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>>1090134

Would you care to elaborate?

I am going to travel from Bangkok to HCMC to Hanoi from June to October and would love to have a nice place in Cambodia to get used to the climate.

Hey OP, I like your style, you don't give a fuck. This is my thread... >>1091085 ... come and give me a boot up the ass.

watch out for the Gem Stone Scam. You will be told that this is the last week of tax free sales on precious stones very valuable in other countrys. These people will get you to a temple somewhere where all the people at the temple are actors in on the scam showing their great buys. I caught it the next day and went back and only got 80% of my money back. The percentage drops with each passing day.

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>>1091404
Why would u do that in rainy season. If u go to cambodia go to otres village nar sihanouksville friend of mine has a very chilled out guesthouse at the beach called ubuntu/wildside villas.

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Fuck yo thread nigger. Get your punk ass to mine.

Any recommendations for hostels in bangkok? I'd imagine most hostels would be full of drunk expats, which sounds like it could be fun for a while but I'm sure I'd get sick of it after a month. Looking for quieter places, and especially ones that are cheap (though I'd be willing to compromise. i'll take cheap n loud over quiet and expensive any day).

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Its fucking bangkok what did u expect. Move outside the city for that. Friends father has a nice farm just a few klicks outside city. And if u are jew greedy enjoy loud drunk tourist and being mugged.

>>1090127
Malaysia's great, the food is awesome, there are loads of great little bars scattered all over the place now, the people are generally friendly and easy to get on with and because they have industry not everyone is out to try and fleece you which is what I've found in Thailand and Vietnam.

The thing I like about Malaysia is people want to actually have a chat with you, in Thailand and Vietnam they just see you as a wallet, which is fine if you're after hookers but if you actually want to meet people and have a good time I'd say Malaysia's better than Thailand.

There are a few Taps beer bars around which I'd recommend as a good place to start nice mix of expats and locals with a good beer selection and live music.

>>1090133
Agree with this anon, my experience is somewhat similar. Obvious still people trying to fleece you over in Malaysia but they're the dodgy types that you can spot a mile off, in Thailand it's pretty much everyone.

>>1090814
One thing you need to get used to in Malaysia is there are three races, Malay, Chinese and Indian most people fall into one of these categories (also Bengali but you won't associate with them). There's a lot of racial tension and corruption too and the thing that shocks me the most is how much they drink and drive.

The Chinese are definitely dtf although sometimes there is a language barrier as they all natter in their own languages but mostly have reasonable English.

Same with the Malays although they are more religious and shit so can be a headache as they want marriage.

You don't do drugs in SEA unless you're an idiot, the penalties are too high.

Taylors is a pretty good uni my wife studied there.

>>1091017
Don't tell them that you duck say you went travelling, volunteering exploring the world, expanding your horizons & broadening your cultural experiences and understanding.

Not that went to Thailand ducked a lady boy, got the clap spent the next 4 months receiving penocillin and now it hurts when I pee. They will infer that part.

>>1091580
Cool a malay bro. U are very right. Love kl !!

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>>1091576
Hey bro im trying to live in kl.
So where are these bars ?

>>1091549
Bed Station

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>>1091636
me too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU

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Go to Doi Suthep National Park and hike around.

>>1090106
>singapore
There is no right or wrong. Just preference.

Hey OP, what's the plan for the rest of your route? I'll be travelling in SEAsia soon, it would be good to meet.

Which of the "mainstream" SEA countries is the best for a foreigner to rent a house for 30~90 days (depending on visa length, obviously)?
By mainstream I mean the most commonly visited by tourists (Thai, Philli, Vietnan, Indo, Malay, Camb) and by best I mean least hassle, least likely to be scammed and cheapest.

>>1090122
I second this. I'm an 18 yo exchange student in Malaysia form central Europe, been living here for 9 months already, got two more left. Fucked a dozen bitches easily just because I'm white and decent physique. Even muslim girls will throw their virginity at you, took the virginity of 3 muslims, even tho they said "I wanna wait until marriage."
bullshit man

The economy is growing, healthcare is just okay, compared to europe, but for sure as a westerner you can make a ton of money + my host family here are millionares.

And the food man. I suggest like everyone to go to Malaysia once in their lifetime mainly just for the food. I gained 8kgs in 3 months in Malaysia, then started exercising, and eating rice and meat all day got me bulked up af

Malaysia for the win guys

>>1090124
how's the weed there btw? I smoked some here in Malaysia, not too much because it's not really effective or strong, maybe just because i was used to premium european weed as a daily smoker back then, but here weed just doesnt get me all hyped up anymore. I'm the same guy as the reply above btw

planning to go to Cambodia or Thailand this summer, and do all the drugs I didnt do in Malaysia. where should i go?

>>1090814
Alright, same guy few posts above who lived here for 9 months. Shah Alam, next to KL to be specific. I went to both a local high school with lmao babies, oldest girls were like 17 but still acted 12. Then also went to MSU for a while. Most people dtf there, but even highschool girls. When i got here I was also 17 and managed to fuck two 16 yo malay sluts. None of them were virgins already btw., and offered me drugs etc..
Then since december in MSU i fucked 5 girls, 1 indian 3 malay 1 chinese, plus also hooked up with 2 girls on tinder and 1 tranny.

Generally: College students are wild, and they will be mostly dtf, unless they are malay wearing hijab.

Indians: A bit hard to approach and super pretty since they are tamils and not masterrace northern indians so yeah. But they can be super nice and generally have awesome english, especially if they are not the subhuman shittier tamil-only speaking fucks who bring trouble. The open minded christian ones are the easiest to fuck.

Chinese: Generally have okay english, christian chinese usually have better english for some reason, idk, they dress very unproper, just because they are racist(like everyone else in malaysia) and they know malays cant wear mini skirts and shorts and crop tops, so they mostly just wear those for the sake of it. Easy to persuade, easy to get drunk, or if these doesnt work just lie to them that you love them and they will be down to fuck. But local chinese are not nearly as pretty as mainland chinese girls, and not even near masterrace Japanese or Korean. Just okay, nothing special. Ive been here for 9 months and havent found any 8.5/10 or above chinese

Malays: The ones with headscarf(Tudung/Hijab) are a bit harder to get but sometimes they just wear it to look alim(kinda means like "religious" in malay), or just wear it to hide that they actually dyed their hair. You cant get them drunk, but they are very easy to persuade with some sweet talk, some fake love, and a few dates.
cont

>>1090814
>>1092348

cont.

the malays without hijab are pretty, but people dont really like them so they can also be kinda insecure, but that also means they are generally more dtf, more down for drugs and alcohol etc.
Like the girls from my highschool, they wear hijab and long stuff in school, but they wear miniskirts outside, party, clubs, drugs, and fuck everyone. They told me they only fuck with their BFs after a few months, and both of them fucked like 3-4 guys before me, but with me and my glorious white skin they were both down to fuck the same night i took them out. Unfortunately not a threesome, but they did make out in front of me...

So yeah, if you have decent looks in Malaysia its not that hard to fuck... I probably could've done more but it was really hard since my host family is super alim malay family and I can't bring home anyone, so I had to turn down like 3-4 girls already because we had no place to fuck and she couldnt stay overnight in a hotel.


But the 3 races in malaysia are very racist. They generally dont like eachother that much or hangout with eachother, unless the religion is the same. Maybe christian indians and christian chinese hangout, but still not sooooo common.

>>1089833
I can still smell the monkey piss

>>1091549
Niras Bankoc Cultural Hostel
Also next to the famous food spot

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Koh phayam Thailand
Hippybar

I am planning on going on a trip next jan-apr,

Something like:

home -> Thailand -> Cambodia -> Vietnam -> laos -> thailand -> honk kong -> Guilin/ Li river -> Xian -> beijing -> seoul -> osaka -> kyoto -> nagoya -> tokyo -> home

I was thinking something like 2 weeks in japan, 2 weeks in korea, 4 weeks in china/hk, and then 2 months in SEA.

Is this doable or too much for 4 months?

>>1092928
Personally, other than the food, I found Xi'an very boring. I would recommend Wuhan or Shanghai over it.

>>1091030
I think its closed down to many deaths i went a few years ago with a ladyboy hotter than most gorls lol.
But just floated down the river bouncing between empty bars on the saides met up with a group of europeans also with inflatable tubes joined togethor and drank with them.
I guess theres still alcohol for sale if you count some old guy on a boat who comes and sells beer for a living i think.

>>1091030
dont fuck girls in third world countries. Laos' prostitute hiv rate is 40%. Cambodia is 35.

>>1090122
Ah, banana leaf.

Hello, my name is Joshua. It has been 18 months since I last had banana leaf...

>>1091712
>>1091636
There's a Taps off Changkat, and another at the base of Kiara One. Pretty sure it's Kiara One anyway, across from McDonalds in MK.
Pretty much saved me when I lived there. Not real cheap, but not outrageous considering what you normally pay for a shitty Tiger pint anyway.

If you're an expat, you need a duty free guy. My guy was called Kamal, and he was also a police detective.

Malaysia boleh.

>>1090099
>going to Thailand for the food

Why would I do that when there's 30+ SE Asian restaurants in my flyover city in the middle of nowhere America?

In fact, I'm going to the one on the corner from my house now so I can hit on their waitresses(daughters).

Is there anything different about vising Thailand as a younger guy than an older person?

I turn 21 in May.

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>>1093200
Its the whole picture, smells sounds and sights. U pathetic yank stay in that hellhole and die there for all i care. Better to stay there then to pollute the world with your narrow minded being. Waste of biological matter.

>>1092239
Now in chiang mai. Flying to bangkok on saturday. 1 day there monday flight to phnom penh cambodia. Going to the beach in sihanouksville until thursday and then 1 april until 30 in japan. Then back in cambodia. Where are u from where u want to meet up ?

>>1093018
Hey, I'm Amir

it had been 4 hours since I last had banana leaf.... right across my house

>>1090077
If it's a choice between those two definitely da nang and Hoi an. But I think you will be very underwhelmed and also annoyed by the constant scams. Hanoi just sucks in general.

Consider doing Mui Ne and Saigon.

How's the trip going OP? how much did you prepare for the trip...? Or did you mainly just buy a one-way flight and wing it?

>>1090110
I'm on a similar trip and in Myanmar now. Highly recommended but there is zero party scene and the local girls are impossible to hook up with (and paying for it is only feasible in Yangon). The few bars shut down at 10PM and there's not much of a hostel scene either.

>>1093575
I'm from England... I'll keep monitoring this thread. I don't yet have a concrete plan. But I think I'll spend three weeks in Thailand in April, then Malaysia and Singapore for a total of three weeks, then Thailand again for a couple of days, then Cambodia for three weeks. Then I don't know. Maybe Laos, maybe Myanmar, maybe India, maybe China. Where are you originally from? And how much do you plan ahead in advance with stuff like visas, accommodation and vaccines? Sounds like you're having a fucking amazing time!

>>1090814
Guy on similar trip here. Apart from Philippines, KL is the easiest place I've found to get laid in the world. Also happens to be AirAsia's hub so it's often cheaper to do a layover there (and get laid) than it is to fly direct.

Plenty of Malay girls drink and don't care though. Just be aware that it's illegal for them to be in a hotel room with you, so don't be too brazen about it.

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>>1094006
Loving it and winging it.

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>>1094010
Im dutch, fuck singapore, fuck chinese people, didnt do any prep just went on a adventure. Next up month of japan. If youre going to cambodia go to sihanouksville/otres village hippy town super chill.

>>1092928
How can you take 4 weeks off? You just quit work?

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>>1094425
Are u that enslaved by your shitty 9-5 job ? Wtf

>>1091030
I was there in October, its still going, just toned down a lot.

You go to the rental place at 12/1ish and they'll take you up to the first bar where everybody plays drinking games and socialises for an hour or two before everybody goes down the river together.

There is like 2 minutes in the water between bars, they'll throw you a rope and pull you in. There is always something like volleyball, basketball or water sports going on at every bar so it's pretty fun

Just don't get carried away with your drinks, the buckets are deadly. You'll probably be encouraged by some of the bar staff to jump in on re-entry so you really don't want to be too drunk because it hits you really hard, trust me. It's fun as fuck, just take a dry bag, don't take more cash than you'll need and don't take your phone. There are about 4 bars and at the last one they'll get you a taxi to take you back to the rental place. They stopped selling mushroom shakes and stuff at the tubing bars, so if you were expecting it just neck one from a place in town before you go.

The Blue Lagoon is fairly small and my friends were disappointed with it, but I loved it. 3m and 7m tree to jump off into the pool with qt koreans cheering you on is pretty fun. Everybody goes to Sakura bar at night and then when it shuts there are clubs everybody goes to, just follow them down the main street.

Gorgeous place, find a nice spot by the river to smoke a spliff and just admire the river and mountains

>>1094441
Taking 4 months off in not normal.

>>1094452
Damn! That looks like one heck of a fun trip. It's the whole package. Drinking, clubbing, tubbing, sports, shrooms, girls. Saving this post. And what do you mean the buckets are deadly?

>>1090124
>>1090120
How do you get enough money for this? I'm 24 and want to say "fuck it", but I only have like 10k$ in my savings. Gotta live on something.

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>>1094571
I had 10 k in savings when i left. Working while traveling. Dont let the jews tell u u need a lot of money. U can always earn something. Just dont be a stupid american and learn something u can sell to other people. Whatever skill

>>1094635
Can you give us some examples of how you've earned money?

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>>1094687
My god u beta faggs are incompetent.

In cambodia i treated people with neck and back pains (im a physio)

In malaysia i did personal training for gyms

In thailand i gave people yoga classes

In vietnam i went to big offices to fix peoples back problems.

In japan/vietnam gave english classes

Give kickbox classes to whoever is interested

Give nutritional workshops

Give western cooking classes

I know skills and i use them. Pity your countrys where u learn jack shit.

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>>1094494
It is when u are good at your profession nigger ! When they need u they let u do whatever the fuck u want.

>>1094732
>>says as if that's the norm, not the exception

>>1094496
Very fun. There are local girls in the clubs too, they kept feeling my crotch area and telling me I'm handsome, but I was on Opium and also drunk so there was no way I was able to talk to them, so for all I know they were hookers.

The buckets are alcoholic mixers they sell at every bar down the river, very easy to get too drunk on them. Milan pizza on the main road where you'll more than likely get dropped off by the mini bus sells weed, shrooms and opium if you're interested

>>1094728
Damn, I'm no doctor. Just a simple translator/English teacher. Dunno how long will I last.

>>1094728
Sounds like bullshit.

>Oh i just strolled into a large office building and slapped up a sign that said I fix backs. Before I knew it I was rich. Why aren't you betas doing this too?!

How do you get your money. Through an atm?

>>1094425

Yes, you can just quit your job. You can easily find another one when you get back if you aren't retarded.

My best recommendation for wanting to live a lifestyle of travel is to learn to program. You can do your job anywhere in the world, and the work pays extremely well, as well as there being far more jobs than employees.

I currently earn 120k USD a year freelancing. I can, and do work anywhere in the world, and I am exempt from my countries taxes due to not permanently residing there. I am also exempt from the countries I work ins taxes, due to not being there long enough/working for a company from my country.

I am currently working/living in chiang mai, spending about 3k a month on an absolutely balling lifestyle. I get massages 5 days a week, live in a luxury apartment, have a maid come in 3 days a week, eat out 2-3 times every day, have 3 course meals 2-3 times a week. Before this I was in ho chi minh, prague, paris, vienna...

I am also only 24

>>1094851
What's your job?

Programming or Design?

I'm a translator and I can only earn about 1000$ if I only take written translations. 2000-2500$ if I also work as an interpreter. But that requires me to stay at my country, although I'm DYING to start living somewhere far away and have a job that I could do anytime anywhere.

Teach me, anon.

I'm 23.

>>1094851
>>1094878
Fuck me. I didn't see the first sentence correctly.

Anyway, how much time did it take you to learn how to program? I heard that you have to learn that shit from 16 or so. Otherwise - it's too late.

>>1094878
>>1094880
It took me probably 4 years to get to where I am. You can easily go from 0 to decent job in 6 months.

if you just start I would reccomend doing a programming bootcamp, if you are good you can usually get a job straight after. Work domestically for a couple years, and work on building your skillset or specializing super hard. For free lancing generally web dev/mobile is easier to do(make me a website, make me an app), or you are pretty specialized in a language and fix all their shit.

>>1094882
Amazing, bro. Can I have your email or something so I could ask you for some more questions?

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>>1094819
u do the introduction online with your website u dense motherfucker. And also heard of networking ? Here im giving a movement class to pilates studio in KL just sent message to owner saying, so lets go ? Easy as that mofo.

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>>1094851
Oh shit nigger im here for the last week. Todays my last day. Going on daytrip to white temple now. Back this evening and tonight flight to Bangkok. Its fucking touristy though but cowboy hat lady food was great.

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>>1094819
And who cares what the fuck u think is bullshit. Im here traveling and will ceep doing this. contribute or fuck off.

>>1090092
How the fuck do you meet local Thai girls who aren't hookers? I was just over there and fucked a prostitute for cheap but pretty sure every local woman who came up to me was a hooker.

>>1090120
One thing I loved about Thailand is how no one gives a shit about rules, feels like you can basically do anything. Is all of SE Asia like this?

>>1091549
I just stayed at Smile Society. It's on Silom Road right next to Patpong with all the strip clubs if you're into that shit. Definitely more on the quiet side as far as hostels go, and it's right near the metro.

>>1090123
When I was 20 and had no money because I was in school, I worked for a summer and saved money for a plane ticket to Japan and spent my summer (2 months) as a buddhist pilgrim getting free food and shelter while I walked from city to city.

You can do anything if you put your mind to it. You thinking you can't do it is what's stopping you. Just get a job, any job, and save up enough for a plane ticket (not hard, most people can do that in a month) and go. Force yourself to figure out the rest.

>>1090133
Whenever people complain that the place they went was "too touristy" its because they were retards and only went to tourist traps. Don't just go to the places you've heard of. Sniff around and see where locals like to relax and vacation, see where the hippies are going, they usually go to little nothing towns where they can be hippies away from hoards of Chinese tourists.

>>1091278
Godspeed based anon

>>1094966
Lots of places are like that. India/Nepal is like that, too. Total freedom.

>>1094851
Holy shit anon, you're living the dream. How many hours do you generally work a week?
I do System Integration for a government contractor, mainly linux and hardware stuff, with some programming. I'm definitely not a SE though. I wonder if there's any way I can use those skills freelancing remotely.

>>1090092
Dude, I studied massage therapy, do you have to get licensed to work over there? Are you doing chair/table massages with your own equipment or are you using local parlors? I'm excited by this shit yet so confused. Website & business cards I guess?

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>>1094984
Haha nigger im a real therapist not a happy end petting faggot. Not sharing stuff on chan. I rent out a treatment room, treat at home, Or at gyms. So far no one asked for a license.

>>1094973
Oh yeah brother thats the spirit, u are based.

>>1094981
As long as u ceep respect and dont insult the locals yeah. Go to cambodia bro its mad max lands out there.

>>1094977
The chinese cancer is spreading in every seam. Fuck i hate the bastards. Disgusting people. Destroying the world. Chinese hipsters Just russtle my jimmies

Damn I wanna go back to Thailand. I was in Phuket (which is honestly a shitty tourist trap hellhole) and had what looked like a 15 year old Thai girl grab my dick as I walked by and ask if I wanted a happy ending. Also got pulled up onto stage during a stripper show and had two girls grind all over me, touch my dick, sit on my face etc.
I know there's a lot more to the country than just the sex stuff, but for a horny degenerate like me, it's pretty great.

>>1094983
I bill $150 an hour and work roughly 20 hours a week.

>>1094984
This is SEA this is where massages where invented and for dirt cheap so unless u want to work for minimum wage. Learn a skill u can use fot real.

>>1095027
yeah I figure somethig like that.
>>1094990
whats ur degree in? j/w

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>>1095048
Shit i hit then books man
Bachelor of physiothetapy
Master in intergrative manual therapy
Certificates in myofascial release, activation, rehab, nutrition, just got my thai medical abdomen massage lvl 1,2, sports taping, kinesiotaping, pain consultation. List goes on.

>>676136447
Going to japan next friday for a month anyone experiences there ?

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bumping with pictures from my recent trip to Thailand

>>1095451
Could you include the names of the places you post

>>1095536
I think that's Lopburi where there're street monkeys,
it could be Singhaburi.
It's 1.5 hour from Bangkok.

>>1094966
Only the places not ruined by muslim majorities desu

Man, Indonesia could all be like Bali. It hurts me.

Travelled sea alone. Im a bit of an outcast loner so found it difficult to make friends and fuck women..
Did so much walking my legs chafed and bled. Drank lots of beer also. Stayed mainly in hostel or friends i made.

>>1095536
This is Chai Wattanaram, in Ayutthaya.

>>1093991
You hurt me

But I'll be back in KL (and Penang) in a few weeks, so the pain will soon subside

>>1094851
pic of lux apartment?

>>1092344
Cambodia is the place to go for drugs. Thailand not so much. All of the major cities and tourist stops like phnom penh, snookyville, ext.. have drug dealers at every street corner. Its actually difficult to walk down the street and NOT get offered drugs

>>1092928
Way too much for 4 months imo. You simply can't experience all those southeast asian countries in 2 months. It would be rushed and you will miss out on good times

>>1094732
I take off 2 months every 2 years. That's not some negotiated arrangement, that's just what I asked for and after their eyes stopped rolling around in their head, they gave it to me. No back and forth, no making deals, I just told them I want to leave for 2 months, keep me on the company insurance, but don't pay me for that time and I'll be back like normal when I'm done.

>>1094005
Why the Hanoi hate? I found it to be one of the best cities, if not THE best in southeast asia. Its a charming city with great culture, I lived there for a full month in february (due to a shitty unexpected medical problem my gf got)

>>1094425
I was working 40-60 hour weeks for 5 years straight, starting right out of high school. I was making good money in union construction, pulling $45/hr. But man, one day it just hit me that 5 years of my life had gone by and I hadn't experienced shit. I was living the same day over and over again, 2 hours of traffic one-way, no free time or weekends. So I quit my job, sold literally all my shit, and bought a one-way ticket to Bangkok. Its been 3 1/2 months and ill probably be here for another 9 before going home. Hands down the decision I've ever made. Why should taking 4 months off, or even a full year, be a problem? Its your fucking life and you should choose to live it the way you see fit. Were you born on this earth this earth to work 40 hours a week and spend the VAST majority of your life slaving away at things you don't enjoy doing? If you never get out and truly enjoy yourself, I feel bad for you man. Because this white sand beach I'm sitting on right now on an island in cambodia is straight out of a corona commercial

>>1096446
damn, thats inspirational dude. I aim to do what you're doing someday

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>>1096446
U on koh rong ? In at otres village man

I want to check out local fights in Thailand. What's a good place to check that shit out? I'll be in Bangkok and Pattaya in August.

>>1096524
Man no offence but they all look like the biggest phonies ever.
>>1096446
Of course. I just need a way to start saving up money. You can't travel without money.
>inb4 hobo hitch-hiking
I don't wanna do that.

How much do you guys save up before heading out? If I got a plane ticket to Malaysia and had, say, $1000 left over, how could i stretch that out to last long while still having fun + earn money on the side?

Also, traveling to SEA with the girlfriend, Y/N?

Not that i'd cheat if i went alone, but ya know, the whole vibe would be less 'wild' with her...

>>1096524

Is that the average crowd at the bars in Cambodia? Looks like your run-of-the-mill "had a warrant out so i came to cambodia" guys.

Do girls shave their vagoos in any of these countries?

>>1096619
wondering this too, I'd be surprised if they did. seems like a western thing. they probably wax every now and then rather than shave.

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>>1096622
IME, "real" girls don't. Those that are whores or fuck a lot westerners or are west enamored do.I have a lot of SEA homemade sex vids as well, and only the supermade up, bordeing on Korea level ones are shaved.

>pic related

>>1096644
So basically I won't deal with Amazon rainforest if I dwell into bars but I will if I search elsewhere?

>>1096650
They aren't that hairy too begin with though, in SEA. Japanese are hairier, for comparison. google image search hairy Thai pussy. But it if it's a abr frequented by westerners, or even upscale like in RCA, they will lielly be shaved or manicured. Regular "nice" girls don't because it's equated with whores and promiscuity and what not.

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>>1096531
Enough stadiums everywhere man

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>>1096585
U can judge all u like. They are actually the friendliest people ive met in my life with quite some talent here and there. And of course the losers u have in any social circles. But everything is a bit more relaxed around here.

>>1096778

Just busting some balls, I'm sure they're cool. How is Cambodia? potential for paradise?

3 day hike in northern Thailand - should I do this from Chiang Mai or Pai?

Language in Philippines seems like a mess!
Is English enough to survive and meet people in Philippines? Or should I try to learn some Tagalog?

>>1096922
English is one of Philippines' official language.

>>1096524
I was there this whole last week, went to the full moon party and shit. But I'm on the mainland again riding my bike (typical honda win) towards siem reap. Too bad we couldn't meet up on the island and have a beer

any other fellow aznbros want to share their experience in sea? i'll be making a trip to laos in the future.

i'm also lao btw

>>1089909
I was told krup mean yup in English but doesn't mean the same. 555 ifnthat helps at all I'm sure not.

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In tokyo now. U would not believe the amount of 4chan neckbeard weeaboos walking around here.

You can't take a girl in Malaysia to a hotel? What do you do?

>>1096446
>island in cambodia
>straight out of a corona commercial
i dont know why i found this so funny

>>1098298
How long are there? Anything longer than a few days I rent an apartment through Agoda or Booking.com. It's cheaper and non one gives an eff who you bring there

>>1098319
I'm thinking for a week but am open to however it turns out and may stay longer. If I should just start with a weekly rental, you have any recommendations?

Is it me or do the average Vietnamese girl have big nose?

>>1099081
This can be said for the majority of SEAsians, which includes Vietnam. And a fair amount of Chinese, depending on where they are from

>>1099091
I was surprised at how SEAsian girls sometimes have such big ficks. Wtf man.
>TFW bigger than yours
Bullshit.

>>1090124
is that serendipity? like the strip where very place a bbq every night?

I don't have anything to contribute (I've only been to the Philippines once) but this is a fantastic thread that's making me want to quit my job and leave England. But I won't do that. But I think I'd be happy only travelling to SEA for the rest of my life.

>>1099081

tell me how easy it is to teach in Vietnam without a degree you buttfucker

>>1099309
Easy enough.

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>>1099290
No otres beach place called blame canada. Canadian stoner bar.

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>>1099299
Me at tokyo fish market this morning eating some fresh ass sushi. Whats holding u back faggot do it !! JUST DO IT !

>>1099309
Fucking easy i photoshopped my esl certificate. Proper schools not possiburu though.

>>1099374
Pretty nice, anon.

How do you guys travel around once you get there? I want to avoid flying everywhere.

Also, can I catch a ferry from the Phillipines to Vietnam?

Don't want to make a new thread for this.

I want to travel Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam and laos. Starting from and ending in Thailand.

What would be a good route for this? And what are some must see places?
And is it possible to drive around on a scooter without a lisence?

>>1099434
>And is it possible to drive around on a scooter without a license?

In SEA? Naaahhhhhhhhh

>>1099427
No, I believe the only ferry is between Borneo so it's best to fly. I don't know anyone who has taken a ferry to the Philippines, you can take a cruise ship but of course those are more expensive.

The rest of SEA is connected by rail, bus, and ferry lines. Most people fly between Indonesia and Singapore/Malaysia but it's actually possible to take a ferry.

>>1090134
Pls tell me the exact location, alstublieft!

>>1099442
Good to know. What's hitchhiking like? Is it possible and any tips on it? I want to attempt hitchhiking as much as possible for maximum adventure

>>1099378
>>1099312

How much do you guys make per month teaching there?

Teach me your ways master anon. I'm in the us. Single. free. I want to travel the world

>>1099599
The secret to traveling the world is....

......

are you ready to hear it, anon?

.........

........

.......

is to travel the world.

>>1091468

Yeah a tuk-tuk tried to pull this on me in Bangkok. SPECIAL BUDDHA DAY, 40 baht to see all the main temples!

>>1099371
half the employees on otres are fucked on heroin btw. Been to Koh rong yet?

>>1099434
it's illegal but if you get caught you only pay like $10

>>1099628
one guy kept telling me 10 baht for the whole day
Like if you're gonna scam me at least make it believable

My friend is insistant on us taking a motorcycle trip from saigon to hanoi on the ho chi minh highway. i've never driven a motorcycle before and I'm afraid. Should I be though? How likely is it that we run out of gas/have our bikes break down in the middle of the jungle?

This thread really makes me wanna go back and live it up in SEA. Damn I miss it so much, I wanna go for longer this time, do more drugs, fuck more bitches, have more fun, see more places. God DAMN

>>1099374
Was it easy to get in to?

What's holding me back? A mortgage and a job I've spent a lot of time working for. It would be too much to throw it in and try and get another would be impossible. If I did I'd probably have to kill myself afterwards.

If this has already been asked, direct me to the answer.

But how much would you make a month teaching english without a degree in Vietnam or Cambodia? Possible to live off the pay and still have fun?

>>1099705

I asked the same question. not sure if youre trying to pose as me and annoy people.

I've read the average salary in Nam is $1500 to possibly $2000, but I want to confirm with people living there. It's probably lower in Cambodia.

>>1089833
I live really close to that place. If you need any information about KL I can help you

>>1099708

No, sorry I wasn't trying to ruffle feathers.

That seems pretty damn high for not having a degree. Like, couldn't you live like a king on that wage over there?

>>1099498
Dont hitchhike in some parts of the world bro.. like.. fuck whatever Just do it

>>1099445
Haha otres 1 u faggot. Het heet green house effect. Betaalt wel Nederlandse prijzen voor de hasj. En goede friet !

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>>1099646
Of course. Liked samloem better. And no they arent u just went to shitty places. Sakura season japan motherfuckers !!

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>>1099708
Thats cute. No around 900-1200 if u are lucky. Good hours though. And no that is not a kings wage because u still have expenses.

>>1099711
Yes in may in moving to malaysia to rent an apartment with my gf. Going to live and work there for a while. All info is welcome.

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>>1099666
Good luck slaving your life for the jews sucker. No not easy sneaked into but got kicked out by guards later. My fav place in bangkok.

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>>1099665
FUCKING DO IT !

>>1099751

Ha bedankt, homo! En verkoopt hij zomaar aan iedereen of moet je hem kennen?

>>1099765
Staat gewoon op het menu kanker mongool

>>1099655
Because there are some retards out there who do believe it, that's why these scams exist in the first place.

>>1099758
It's a decent place but don't expect much from the city itself. There's a lot of weekend destinations nearby such as Melaka, Penang, Cameron Highlands, Teranganu, and Singapore that can keep a person busy for a while. The nightlife might be a bit boring but at least you can get everything even though Malaysia's a muslim country. Do you need any specific information?

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>>1099955
I already went melakka, penang, cameron. (Singapore sucked ass) any info u think would be usefull for a starter or whatever.

>>1100145
What was wrong with Singapore?

>>1100156

A so called leading economy of the world. A small country with endless luxury, clean streets, relative safety, amazing infrastructure. But for what price ?
Studying the locals all day, and have only seen stress, rushing, anoyance, obession with appereance/brands and i can count on one hand how many people smiled or looked me in the eyes today. Sad to see a former asian part of the world where cancerous concepts like capitalisme and materialisme have been adopted by the western side of the world.
What is that prestige worth when your whole life is revolving around the pressure to maintain that so called luxury ?

A good reminder why i left europe in the first place. This sad kind of slavery to a system/lifestyle. Although the food scene is good. It is a soulles metropolis of concrete and metal. The grass can even be less green on a bigger and more fertile lawn, quite funny.

Glad im only here for one more day, and then back to the loving embrace of Kuala lumpur.

>>1100171
I ask because I've never been to SEA and am planning a trip there this summer. I was thinking of flying in to Singapore and having a few days there to just explore before flying on to Vietnam, Philippines, etc.

I haven't really considered Malaysia yet, what's the main appeal of KL as opposed to Singapore? They both look like advanced, diverse societies based on cursory google searches.

>>1100171
>it's not third world enough for me

The post

2.5 years ago I went to Thailand and Cambodia for 5 weeks on a whim solo. Since then I spent 15 months travelling SEA and living in Thailand (lived and trained Muay Thai in Chiang Mai for 5 months and fought twice).

On May 20th I'm moving there and having a child. Will be living in Hat Yai.

Was the best decision of my life to travel there.

>>1099434
>And is it possible to drive around on a scooter without a lisence

Possible but if you injure a local you can get in real trouble or if you injure yourself badly enough your travel insurance won't cover it so it can end up costing you thousands. Not a likely worst case scenario but one worth considering before you decide whether it's worth it.

>>1094009
>there's not much of a hostel scene either.

good.

>>1094009
Myanmar is a place you definitely have to talk to girls online before coming. Find some liberal college student or something

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>>1094014
>it's illegal for them to be in a hotel room with you
What do you mean? Why illegal? By law or is it against Islam?

>>1100945
They have religious police there that go around and search for amd arrest Malaysia for homosexual activity, adultery, and premarital sex. I don't know how much of that extends to tourists

>>1100945
Both. I'm surprised that he says it's easy to get laid here when it's really not.

>>1100145
There's really not a lot of things to be said about KL. It's just a boring working city and there's honestly not much to be done.

If you're coming as an expat, look to rent an apartment in Ampang or Mont Kiara (preferably), where most of the expats live. It's not cheap but Mont Kiara's quite safe as well and there's good ammenities nearby. The only downside is that it's 20-30 minutes away from downtown compared to Ampang's 5 minutes.

As for the nightlife, Changkat's the only half decent place.

What do you plan on doing here?

>>1100947
Are you Malaysian?

>>1100947
>religious police
Not sure if trolling

>>1100945
>By law or is it against Islam?
>implying there is a difference

American detected.

>>1100981
No he's not but I think the technical term is morality police. They enforce Islamic shariah law. This happens in the middle east why do yu think it wouldn't happen in an Islamic country in Asia? Google religious police or morality police and Malaysia

>>1100989
>Thinks every muslim country is like Saudia Arabia or ISIS
True american detected

>>1101002
>Missing the entire point and only seeing a chance to attack an American

True Europoor

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>>1094014
you

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were

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>>1101057
saying?

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>>1101058
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/unreported-world/on-demand/63201-001

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>>1101059
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>>1101056
The fuck?
What about if I take them to a private flat?

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>>1101059
This is greatly exaggerated but true as well. About the LGBT people, there's a ton of lesbian couples everywhere but they're not muslim so no one cares.

Also, these cunts sometimes raid nightclubs in search of muslim people. Once when I was underage and completely drunk in a club and these guys raided, they didn't give a shit just because I'm not muslim.

>>1101230
The original talk that brought up the religious police was hooking up with locals so the fact they don't fuck with non Muslims is almost irrelevant, as the point is it can make it difficult to pick up locals who are Muslim.

I wouldn't say it's exaggerated. The vids specifically say they only look for Muslims, they can't enter a hotel room unless you open the door, and they can't enter private residences.

The thing I find most fucked up is that the tips come from Malay Muslims telling on each other. Probably feels like living in a police state if you're Muslim there.

>>1101230
Exaggerated in what way?

>>1101237
Sharia law is a meme.

Also Malaysia's definitely not one of the worst places in the world for LGBT people just because of the large number of them.

>>1101236
>The thing I find most fucked up is that the tips come from Malay Muslims telling on each other. Probably feels like living in a police state if you're Muslim there.
Yeah that happens apparently. Thankfully my Malay friends are diplomats and have British accents so they're rarely ever stopped and can get out of this stuff.

The video is exaggerated to some extent but still kind of realistic.

I've heard stories of these guys reaching random people's private houses because of some complaints by neighbours and shit like that.

Speaking for myself; I detect a large degree of bs.

Second, go to Indonesia by any way. One can travel to Indonesia via ferry, commercial transport, or fly. Get outside of Jarkarta and Bali, for each island is rather unique. Go east in Indonesia. Cheap. Don't forget Timor Leste.

I love Thailand, only the North. I avoid the south and Bangkok. Long beyond fucking katoeys and men. Interests: esoteric ma; healthy eating; enjoying the journey; and meditation.

Also, visit HK or Taiwan. Taiwan is quite interesting for martial artists and gays.

>>1101253
But what about ladyboys?

>>1101944
Not that guy, but Katoeys are ladyboys, dumbass

>>1093200
this is why people all over the world prefer the americans that go on holidays within their own country

>>1102052
Americans are fantastic tourists compared to the Chinese, Russians, French, Indians, etc.

>>1101954
>mentions Indonesia, Hong Kong, taiwan
>says it's interesting for gays
>what about ladyboys?
>Durr only Thailand has ladyboys XD issa katoey dumbass
Well are they elsewhere or not?

>>1102325
That term is used to some extent thoughout Asia. Just like ladyboy. They are synonyms so him saying Katey doesn't exclusively mean Thailand. This thread may be relavent to your interest. Ladyboys in other countries are referenced. >>1101453

>>1100947
>>1100981
>>1100989
>>1100997
etc...
Sharia law governs muslims. They can't bring a foreigner into the court.

Plus, if you're out on Changkat trying to fuck someone, they're probably Chinese anyway, and the god cops give zero fucks.

Malaysia's politics are a bit complex at the moment, the ruling party knows they won't get re-elected without the support of the far-right islamic parties. So they're doing things to show how islamic they are in order to win support.

Yeah, it's shit, but it really won't effect you unless you're Malay. I lived in KL for three years, and I'm here at the moment untuk libur

>>1101195
You'd be fine. The guard at your flat is a Bungla, he won't give a fuck. Also, if you think you're going to find a hijab wearing Malay at a nightclub...

>>1101236
>locals
Repeat after me: Malay, Chinese, Indian, foreigner. Three of these groups will be found in a club. One of these groups is of concern to the religo-cops.
>oh no, I can't pick up muslim chicks for freaky burqa sex
Unless you're doing uni here, you're not gonna meet anyone. Although they might be on Tinder I guess

>>1102376
I actually have a bit of amateur jungle hadji porn. No idea if Malaysian, Indonesian, or Southern Thai. I got it off Thai sites and FB pages.

>>1102378
how lovely

Is there anything worth seeing in Phi Phi other than Maya Bay and the view point?

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>>1089833
>In KL because of work, will probably be here in a year
>talk to people who've been here before
>Petronas Towers is overrated you just look at it, they said
>Batu Caves is overrated you just climb up and the view above is meh, they said
>Its fucking easier to just tour around Singapore and hop on to Legoland for a bit rather than going to Legoland directly from KL

Anything else I can do here on the weekends? Food is alright but I'm bored and the hot weather lately isn't helping

>>1102568
Great MTB trails in Bukit Kiara
Great dirtbike trails behind Zoo Nagara - you can buy one of those KLX150s all the locals ride pretty cheap
There's an AFL and Gaelic club
There's a heap of rugby clubs
Movies are cheap
Try and hook up with one of the expat clubs, there's a decent social scene you can tap into.

Thats how I filled my three years. Oh and eating at Nong and Jimmys. You can LRT there, or cab, it's not that hard. If you want to eat an amount of seafood that will actually make you feel guilty, that is how you do it.

>>1090122
Ha! I eat banana leaf in the same restaurant

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Whaadup japan. Its been a crazy fucking month faggs. How u been ?

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>>1103693
Shit, man. I'm jealous. if I'm a broke 21 year old, how much should I save up before taking off to SEA? I haven't graduated from college, so I won't have access to "good" jobs.

I have about $800 saved up now. American, by the way :(

>>1103693
>>1103783
Also, what have you been doing in Japan? Meet any people? Do any drugs?

>>1090099
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>>1090133
I'm eating peanut butter out of the jar and crying.

>>1103783
That should cover flights and visas (barely). Save up a little more and you're set.

>>1103802
Me too!

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>>1103788
Had a little 4 chan meeting with ops from japan General thread. Mostly im eating visiting temples and sightseeing and more eating. And stealing shit way to easy in Japan.

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No drugs here but next week staying at a hot chick as couch surf host. Hoping to bang her.

>>1094851
Any recommendations for where to start learning programming? What is a 'programming bootcamp'? I learned Java for 2 years back in highschool.

>>1103829
Enjoy never being able to explore out-of-the-way places, never go on long hikes, never sleep at locals' houses because you need internet access 7 days a week.
He's painting it like it's the dream lifestyle, but he's still dependent on regular work. I'd rather be broke and free.

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>>1090099
>These chillis
Does anyone actually eat them? When I tried to eat one I got chemical burns on my lips and tongue. Maybe you're just supposed to steep them in the broth like teabags.

Here's a pic of Tra Su forest in Nam

>>1103846
I did. Though I admit some extreme stomach discomfort for a like day when I first started eating Thai food, and and an accidental pepper eating can still be shocking, though I think I'd place too much Wasabi above it.

One of the things my Isan ex liked most about ,e is that she didn't have to dial down her cooking. In her words I was "easy" and "can eat everything"

On the flipside my spicy bar is way too high now, I put spicy peppers and spices on everything just to feel something. And am not affected in the least by most USA commercial "spicy" foods

>>1094955
>ceep

>>1103807
Bro, that looks tasty as fuck.
What's your destination after Japan? Do you see an end in sight, or are you riding this trip out like a motherfucker?

>>1095597
Bali is the biggest shit hole in indo.
I really don't understand the attraction of drinking with Australians in sports bars or getting ripped off for a temple tour/yoga course

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>>1104338
Every fucking thing in japan is so fucking tasy man. After this two weeks of cambodia meet up with my gf. Then go to kuala lumpur and rent apartment and live and work there for a while. And do trips to indonesia from there.

>>1104578
Is she Cambootian?

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>>1105147
No italian.

I'm thinking about going to SE Asia for a couple of weeks in the winter. I thought about maybe stopping over in HK for a few days and then hanging out in Bangkok and going through Cambodia (Siem Reap, Phnom Penh and Sihanouksville)

I've never been outside of the US (outside of Canada and getting deployed). And while I'm smart enough not going to fall for obvious tourist scams, I'm a little apprehensive about going there for my first time, especially alone, but I want to go somewhere different that isn't some lame Sandals resort or whatever.

Should I maybe go to Europe first as that seems more of an easy mode for traveling as a white American who only speaks English?

>>1105322
i don't like europe in summer
too hot to enjoy sightseeing
too hot to enjoy typical european food
shops are closed, locals are away on vacation, places are packed with tourists

maybe go to portugal/normandy/napoli/portofino if these are your things

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Kobe beef ramen bitches

How safe is it to do some unguided bike touring around SEA countries? Not necessarily inter-country, but in cities and around?
Is it easy to get a bike in, for example, Hanoi, Manila, Vang Vien or whatever, and just roam around?

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>>1106679
I rented a Mountain bike in, cambodia, vietnam, thailand, malaysia, japan and fucking shredded those streets. Almost died a few times but def worth it.

>>1105322
Go to Thailand. It's the perfect starter Asia trip

18 yo American with $3K - where to?

>>1106685
Awesome! What's the rent rate for the SEA countries? Do you remember?

>>1090814
KL is the easiest place I've ever gotten laid apart from the Philippines. There are a decent number of cute girls husband-hunting for white guys on Tinder that are very easy to fuck casually.

>>1106702
you can get them every where and they're dirt cheap

>>1106705
Interesting. How common is proficiency in English. Also are the girls more Thai or head-wobbler in looks?

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Odawara Japan u faggs

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Guys, I'm going to Da Nang, Vietnam soon and I'm wondering where them brothels at?!

Also, any thing in particular I should watch out for?

Any pointers would be appreciated

Just to hijack off the previous question about bikes in SEA. I'm in Vietnam and finding myself frustratingly limited by lack of mobility so am considering renting a bike in the next place I go to (reasonably rural area, nothing too crazy) how easy will learning to use one be to pick up? And how common is it that fully manual bikes are the only option? I can drive a manual car but I feel like adding a clutch into the mix is making things more difficult for myself unecessarily

Also in general am I an idiot for wanting to do this with no license? I've met plenty of people so far who are in the same situation as me, first timers and so on and they've been fine but still.

>>1094788

What's opium like? I tried to get some in Vietnam from this bar in Sapa. The guy there give us a shitty little bit of something or other for $10, just to try it out. He said he'd give us more for like $20, enough to get us really fucked, but I think he was trying to scam us.

Do low-fare airlines in Asian sell tickets for less than US$100? Or is this something that only European ones do?
I've checked a Bankgok->Saigon and Bangkok -> Phnom Penh and both are at least US$170.

What's up with Laos? Is it good times and easy women there?

>>1108927
Pretty great. We tried to smoke it in a joint but really struggled to keep it lit and get the most out of it, even as 3 smokers, so we went for tea the day after and it was much better. Incredibly relaxing, it's kind of what I have always thought heroin would be like but a bit weaker. 5 hours seemed to pass very quickly. I think the visuals I had were from the shrooms

Go easy on the alcohol and any other downers

>>1109243
I can only speak for Luang Prabang and Vang Vieng. In Luang Prabang I encountered none and in Vang Vieng it was easy. Good times in both places, probably the highlight of my 6 weeks in SEA in terms of both natural beauty and fun

>>1108930
I got Bangkok > Singapore for £40/$50-60 and then some domestic flights in Thailand for much less than that.

When are you booking for?

>>1089833
Hi. Im just thinking about doing the same thing. How much money do you spend in a month? And how do you get money while traveling?

>>1109251

Hmm, I'm thinking the guy must've given us opium then.

I remember it was hard to keep the joint lit, and I did feel a bit calm and relaxed, and had some very minimal visuals. We must just not have had enough

>>1109253
I'm checking for November.
I checked AirAsia and a few flight aggregators.
All gave me US$170 or more for Thailand->Cambodia or Thailand->Vietnam.

>>1104350
Clearly you have never been to Medan

>>1105322
I've travelled pretty much all over Cambodia. I can say thankyou in Khmer, that's about it.
There's always someone who can speak english.

>>1108772
Rural you might have trouble renting. But usually the guesthouses will help you out - it'll be an informal arrangement. Almost none of the scooters in Vietnam have a clutch, as such - they're almost all clutchless manuals. I got stopped only once in V by the cops for speeding... he didn't speak english, basically just waved to get me to slow down and pushed me on.
The only problem with being unlicenced is that you're probably uninsured, and only certain hospitals will accept foreigners. There was a law that hospitals needed government approval to work on foreigners, this might've changed by now but you should be aware. You want to make sure that if you get medi-vac'd, you're covered.

>>1109348
Try skyscanner. Certain routes are more expensive than others.

Has someone here went around SEA with a camper? I'm kinda pulling shit out of my ass here, since I don't have a camper and I don't know what the expenses would be, but wouldn't it be cheaper? Also, you get to sleep at your own (tiny)place and not some hostel you have to be worried about getting stolen from.

>>1109451
>cheaper
accommodation is probably the cheapest part of SEA travel, and given that you'd usually pay $10 for a ticket on a bus that'll use $60 of fuel on the trip, I can't see how you'd save any money at all
also the fear of theft is probably increased when you park literally anywhere

>>1108930
You are looking somewhere else apprently. Flights in SEA are much cheaper than in Europe especially if you can't buy months in advance. If a flight in SEA costs more than $50 I would consider it expensive.
There are two countries where domestic flights are expensive (around $100 on average): Myanmar and Laos.
Cambodia has no domestic flights.
Vietnam: Saigon-Nha Trang is $20, Saigon-Hanoi around $50
Thailand: pretty much any local flight from Bangkok around $25-30
Malaysia: from $5 to $25 inside the same part of the country, $30-40 for flights between the peninsula and Borneo
Indonesia: more or less distance-based fare, on most routes it's about $20 per hour of flight time. So flying to Papua will cost more than $100 but it's very far away
Philippines: local flights cost $30 on average
Internationally it's usually expensive to fly to Laos and Cambodia, except from Kuala Lumpur. Flying to Myanmar is cheap. Main routes between Bangkok, Saigon, Kuala Lumpur, Singapore usually cost $30-50 even on short notice.

>>1107860
There are no brothels in Da Nang. In Vietnam, there are only four or five small towns where prostitutes are concentrated. None of them are famous tourist destinations, they're mostly for locals, but you can go there if you wish. One of them is near the city of Vinh IIRC.

Going to visit family in the Philippines next year. Are there any other countries I can fly to from there for relatively cheap? I'm mostly interested in seeing cultural sites like Angkor Wat in Cambodia and the Great Wall in China. Highly photogenic areas like national parks and cities with interesting architecture are also being considered. Are there any other countries I should look into?

>>1109467
>Cambodia has no domestic flights
You'd better tell Cambodia that, cos for some reason planes fly between PP and SR erry damn day
>Malaysia: from $5 to $25 inside the same part of the country, $30-40 for flights between the peninsula and Borneo
Oh, I see now. You're delusional.

I mean, if you're buying on sale, months in advance, then yes. But otherwise no.

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>>1109490
>Oh, I see now. You're delusional.
How about no? Just checked skyscanner for flights for the day after tomorrow.
>You'd better tell Cambodia that, cos for some reason planes fly between PP and SR erry damn day
You're right about this though. Never ever heard about anyone actually using these flights, probably because they cost >$100 while the bus costs like $5, so few people would choose the flight.

>>1091290
Don't get dengue. Don't use tap water for anything.

In a scale of 1-10, where 1 is airport level with the country's passport in hand and 10 is impossiburu, how hard is it for foreigners to cross by train (read: by land, not by plane) between Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam?

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