HG thread If you have any advice on how to stay awake, it will

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Here's the other one.

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>>9991009


Recitation: Oh goodness, don't tell me you are one of my very flawed copys that I have encountered so many times before.

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>>9991027
I forgot to take this Penguin outfit off...;
Gah, I'll fight in it anyway. Won't get my regular clothes messy!

>>9990918
..!?
>she's taken aback at the sudden grabbing and shaking
Hey...Hey!
>Urotsuki places a hand on one of Uso's shoulders
Just calm down for a second.
It may take me a little while to get to where you are, so you'll have to wait. But I CAN get you out, and I will.

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>>9991027
Starting

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>>9991027
La la la la la la la LA!

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>>9991027
>>9991051
I, Reigen Arataka, can accept both these challenges.

>>9991042
Sarcasm: Oh It is certainly out of the question that YOU are the flawed copy

Obvious statement: I am quite posititve that you will have no problems eradicating undesirable meatbags!

((Glad to see someone picks up an old ava of mine))

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>>9991051
I had to RUN through the halls, but I made it.

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>>9991051

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>>9991027
>>9991051
Alright. It's really late, I had the real smart idea to start talking, and I had the exceptionally amazing idea to go back to school like the genius I knew I was.
Well, as long as I don't flunk my classes, this'll be a cinch! Visit my party and you'll get, like, three Capri-Suns!

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>>9991046
You will!? Thank you...! Thank you so much!
>She lets out a few more quiet thankings as she instead drags Uro in to a hug.
I've waited this long, I can manage a few months or whatever more! You're-you're Japanese, right? I still remember my address!
>>9991051
I'm the king of the schoolyard!

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>>9991051

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>>9991051
Goodness, you flatter me! But I already have foudn true love. The United States of Amer - Uh, darling. You betterp ut that ggun do -

>BANG

Second Amendment, Iowa..Remember the Second!

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>>9991090
>Nom

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>>9991090
Just look at that ugly green lighting!

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>>9991090
I wanted to be a part of Julius Caesar since Trump was in the news for it lately, but I didn't get it because I'm "not dramatic enough"? Oh, you can suck my Statue of Liberty because I can be plenty dramatic! Ask anyone here and they'll agree!
I'm putting banana peels all over the stage! They'll learn to mess with Alfred F. Jones, the undisputed, star-spangled hero of the United States of America!

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>>9991090

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>>9991064
Observation: There are many meatbags here in this odd arena, the sounds of their watery insides is making me go mad!

Excitement: So many to assassinate and so little time!

>I'v been on the fence about it, wondering if I can pull him off.

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>>9990869
I see.
>Her smile melts into a different look. Instead of the neutral expression she always had, it changed into a more determined expression.
Do you remember what I said about the last one like you. I stated that it was wrong that she had that taken away from her. That nothing should deserve that. And it is the same with her. We would have the power to prevent a fate like that for her. To resist the future set out. I do not care how difficult it would be.
>By the end of it, her eyes widen. It seems she was surprised at all she said.

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>>9991129
Oof! Looks like this gal is out for the count. Godspeed, Mr Jones and don't forget! REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

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>>9991091
>>9991129
>Steals Iowa's cap before pushing her into the machine
Ka ching!

>>9991129
>that hunter event
Canon as fuck

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>>9991129

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>>9991129
>Alfred bites the banana straight up after having a bit of fun with it. He can already feel Arthur breathing down his neck for playing with his food.
Well, that was fun. Hey, does anyone have another one? A hero's gotta keep his strength up, correct? POTASSIUM! POTASSIUM! POTASSIUM!

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>>9991153
>Iowa gives the best thumbs up she can manage while still trying to catch her breath after being crushed with brute force

Lookin' good on you, sport! I hope you find use for it, and if not? It looks fine as a centerpiece above a fireplace!

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>>9991087
>Against her natural reactions, she wraps her arms around Uso in a brief hug. reaching into a bag she has near her waist, she pulls out a pen and paper
That isn't... nevermind.
I'm Japanese, yes. Well... that should make getting to you easier!
I'll be on my bike. You'll hear when I get there.
..Are you sure you'll be ready?

>>9991090
If you don't want to hang out, you can just say no. Don't make up excuses when it's obvious.

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>>9991163
>>9991180

>>9991179
Tuesday

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>>9991163
I may not be saying anything at the moment, but seeing some activity at this time makes me not regret this decision.

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>>9991163
I don't think we will be getting that A in class now...

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>>9991194
Fortunatissimo per verita!
Fortunatissimo per verita!

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>>9991129
>hic
I'm just.... I don't know what to do.

>>9991163
Tch. I'm not letting anyone go through what I did...

>>9991149
...Hmh.
>Urotsuki can't help but smile. So she does.
And you say you're not useful. That kind of determination is exactly what she needs.
I didn't say I wasn't going to help her. Of course I'm going to.

>>9991194
If only they had stopped. I never got why...

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>>9991163
You know what the girls love nowadays? Freedom. Look, I may be a manly, all-American hero, but who says the men can't know a few fashion tips here and there? Trust me, if it weren't for US... Y'all wouldn't have cowboy hats 'n socks and sandals.
>Alfred pulls out a few napkins and red, white, and blue face paint (made only in the U.S.A.).
Who wants to look like a true American?! Five bucks for the first four people that come up to get a face paint!
>>9991194
>Alfred's flabbergasted, confounded, absolutely confused at how a man in armour managed to beat the literal embodiment of America in an art that he himself created.
I-- HEY! This isn't fair at all! I want another round, because I'm 99% sure that he was only speaking gibberish to an uneven beat!

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>>9991194

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>>9991225
>Alfred sighs, his glasses fogging up because of all the steam. He hates it whenever things like this happen because it makes him look like a nerd... Which he is. Big-time, as a matter of fact.
Sir? I'd like someone else to take my place, because I can't concentrate when distractions like this keep happening! It's almost as annoying as I am!

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>>9991225

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>>9991243

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>>9991243

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>>9991225
You don't know the half of it. I'd rather not talk about that...

>>9991243
Ghosts? I know some ghosts. Not friendly ones, but ghosts. One stole money from me once.

>>9991259
The greatest psychic gets possessed. How ironic.

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>>9991243
Look, man, it's not my fault everyone was insensitive to your culture! If you wanna point fingers to someone, blame Christopher Columbus for taking the pilgrims to America in the first place! If I sacrifice this guy as some sort of tribute, will y'all quit being mad?
Oh, also; dude I'm about to sacrifice, don't take this personally. This is only culture. You'd give up your life for America, wouldn't you?
>>9991258
>Alfred laughs, drowning the man as he falls in the lake like a psychopath. He's not, but he takes it as karma.
Serves you right for trying to kill me while sleep-deprived! People might call me dumb, but man, that's on another level! No hard feelings, alright?

>>9991265
I don't think that's how irony works.

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>>9991273
It is.
If it isn't, it's most likely juxtaposition.

Whoever gives me the best idea for a drawing gets a drawing.

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>>9991258
If you are wary, the vomiting event is not fatal.

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>>9991216
Um...
>Still a little shocked from her speech, she looks away.
I am not certain where that had come from. But I do know that all I said is what I honestly feel.
>Hearing her answer, she looks back with one of her smiles. Combined with the little embarrassment from earlier, it seems more goofy than scary.
Urotsuki. I knew I had chosen a good friend in you. Whenever we are set to do this, it will be very enjoyable.

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>>9991286
I've already killed one of you. Now to make that t-

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>>9991225
Do you want to see what I prepared? Here.
>Ochako grabs a tiny plate with some rice and meat.
I spent the whole morning preparing it for you. I know you have to go out in about an hour.

>>9991243
>Her eyes widen as she looks at Reigen's eyes. They are red. Like blood coming out of them. Blood? No, there's actually blood running down his cheeks. However he seems to be fighting back , holding his head. Right there, Ochako grabs a bat but then throws it to a side. Instead she decided to use her Quirk on a big piece of metal, enough to tower both of their bodies. With tears on her eyes, Ochako hovers the huge chunk over Reigen and then...
K-kaijo...
>After those words, the huge metal completely crushes Reigen. Blood splatters all over to the sides and she drops on her knees.

>>9991286
>Ochako vomits rainbows all over the room, without control. She cannot stop for even a second. Even after breathing in that strange smoke, she still think it is because of the use of her Quirk.

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>>9991180
>She already had a book that appeared from thin air, about to tear a page from it.
I love this little thing, it lets me write in my book even when I'm asleep, and it still managed to show up in the real one....
>The smile has long since returned to her face as she jots a note down and holds it out.
I don't own anything more than the clothes on my back anyways!
...Will we...will we make them...?
>>9991194
The dance OF DEATH! Hahaha! This is the best night ever!
>>9991225
Sit still! Sit still and take it like a man!
>>9991258
Wow...unreal! My gosh! This is amazing! I feel INCREDIBLE! YES! YES! YES! I feel great! I can do thi-
...Awwww...

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>>9991286

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>>9991286
>Alfred digs in, finishing in a mere matter of seconds even though he just ate it from the dumpster. The dude's hungry, okay?
Man, that was KILLER! I gotta look through the trash more often if it gives me more treasures like that! Yes! Time to go look for some McDonalds in the nearby dumpsters! I'm STARVING!

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>>9991306
>Alfred muses to himself while crossing the street, forgetting that there's a driving test going on during the day. He always was a forgetful person...
You know, I didn't take into consequences what would happen if I were to eat somethin' from the garbage. Then again, who cares? I'm gonna win, and Iowa 'n America's gonna be proud of me! Yeah! I can already feel my spirit building up like a true hero!
Hey, why's that car going seventy in a thirty-mile zone--?

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>>9991306
This will be the climax of this match. I am certain who will be the favorite of the remaining, but I could be surprised what others want.

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>>9991285
Ochako flying on a giant dick with wings while holding money bags with thousands of dollars worth of yen pouring out of them.

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>>9991326
Urakakalalalalala Laaaa!!

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>>9991326
An epic display of clumsiness or the result of meticulous planning? The winner would only know.

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>>9991296
>the traded smiles make her's even bigger.
Keep hold of that honesty, got it?
We're set for this as soon as we know the location and how we're going to approach the rescuing.
>she closes her eyes for a second, nodding to herself
Really... I haven't felt this alive in a long time.

>>9991304
Huh? Even I didn't have something like that.
>she takes the note, stashing it in her bag
Good, good.
...We can, if you want. Given the way they treated you....
>she equips her chainsaw
As messy as you'd like.

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>>9991355
Ochako wins.

>>9991355
The armor isn't the only curse Bishamon has.

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>>9991362

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>>9991368

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>>9991368
Gratsie

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>>9991356
I just found it on my desk one time I entered my dreams! If I wanted to I could stay asleep for days because of that thing...
>She pauses, considering the weapon, before giggling ominously.
I think I'd like that. They...they deserve it. But I need something more...suited to my tastes.
>And she equips her nailbat, patting it to her hand.
>>9991362
Good work! And thank you!

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>>9991362
>>9991368
Like a champion! I might have lost, but at least you took down the one that had killed me in such a horrible manner! It ain't fit for Alfred, that's doubly so!
Hey, miss, congrats for managing to stick the odds! The hero salutes you! Oh, and a mighty thanks to you as well, miss! The hero salutes you as well!

>>9991368
Thanks for hosting best girl.

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>>9991362
>Looking for some books on the other side of the room, Ochako accidetally slips on one fo the books laying on the floor. She goes off rolling a little and her body hits one of the bookshelfs.
Oooww...
>From there the bookshelf loses its balance and falls to the other side, then the next bookshelf has the same effect until they reach Bishamon on the other side and crushes him.

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>>9991380
Hmhm~.
Alright then. We have it all planned out.
So, Usotsuki... What do you want to do first when we get you out? you've been inside so long, you must have a lot...

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>>9991368
Thank you.
>>9991362
And congrats, of course.

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>>9991368
Thanks for the game!

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>>9991362
W-wait, I won?! Woohooo! Thank you for giving me this opportunity, host.

>>9991380
>>9991382
Thank you, guys. I always try my best to become a Hero and earn a living.

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>>9991379
>>9991380
>>9991382
>>9991386
>>9991427
>>9991431
>>9991433
You are welcome. Thank you fro participating and spectating. I really do mean it this time.
>>9991356
I fail to see the value of the opposite, so I shall. Very well. I shall leave that all to you when it happens. I know you will not fail.
>Exhaling a deep breath, her smile shrinks down something a little more normal.
I believe I know what you are feeling. It feels... right. And of course there is the bonus. Ha ha ha. But I would be no use if I fail to get any rest.

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>>9991416
The main probem...hmm. Even if you really are awake here and stuff and can summon that thing, I can't make mine....
>She blinks, scowling for a second as she seems to think about something.
Uso. Call me Uso.
>And she's right back to her more cheery demeanor.
The first thing I want? I think I want some ice cream! I haven't had anything more than dried fish and rice and bread and veggies for years!

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>>9991433
Here.

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>>9991433
Now that you've got your first win under your belt it's time to go celebrate like any responsible young adult would, by getting completely wasted.

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>>9991467
Thank you! I'm saving it. It looks awesome.

>>9991470
O-oh... This is actually my win number three.

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>>9991443
Don't worry, you have plenty of time to rest before this.
Go ahead, Rammy. I'll see you again soon.

>>9991457
I can bring something then. It's not like bats are rare in the world, y'know.
Uso...huh? Okay, Uso.
Hah...
>she snickers to herself
Fine then, we'll make that the first thing we get. Any flavors you want, as much as you like.

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>>9991481
The nails just make it more satisfying.
I'd rather call myself "Lie" than "Liar", you know? Wasn't always called that....
Great! That's great~! I'll eat until I can't move and then I'l leat some more! But what's with at little laugh?

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>>9991480
Really? Man I'm starting to lose track of what's going on around here. My apologies. But still, a win's a win, no reason we still can't go out and celebrate like it's 1993 again!

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I have done enough for this place within 24 hours. Farewell for those that will still be awake. Do not die until I return.
>>9991480
Good. You enjoy it. I can go rest in peace.
>>9991481
As will I. Good bye Urotsuki.

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>>9991499
Nails aren't too rare either. I can make it, simple.
Huh? Hah, it's nothing... I'm just happy you know what you want when you leave, Uso. I overthought it and I never really decided by the time I left.

>>9991521
Farewell, Rammy. Sweet dreams.

>>9991521
>Pets the Ram

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>>9991508
Yeah of course! Orange juice, right?

>>9991521
Good night, and thank you again.

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>>9991521
Buh-bye!
>>9991533
Great! Thank you again so much!
Oooh...that. I never said I had a big huge plan! I just want...freedom!

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>>9991549
Orange juice? Eh, whatever floats your boat kid, doesn't really matter what you're drinking as long as you're having a good time doing it.

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>>9991561
Well, I figured it out after I left. You can too.
>she yawns
...I'd like to talk more, but I think it's time I tend to my own dreams now that you're back to your old self. See you again, Uso! Hopefully soon.

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>>9991624
I plan on i-
...Oh.
>The sudden statement seems to take the wind out of her sails, leaving her much more serious-looking all of a sudden.
Oh. Alright.
>She half-forces herself to crack a smile, offering a tiny wave.
Of course. Sweet dreams, Uro. See you soon. And in person soon.

I summon Alfred

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>>9991645
YES! I'm here, Anon! I got here as soon as I could, using this sweet new mobility scooter Tony got for me as a birthday present! What's up, man? Tell the United States what's ailing you!

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>>9991662
>Throws a burger on the ground

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>>9991645
Is there something you need sir?

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>>9991686
MY PARENTS ARE DEAD

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>>9991680
...You've got some nerve just wasting food like that when I could have eaten it. Didn't your parents teach you not to waste food?
>Alfred catches the burger four seconds after it hits the ground, eating it like the pig he is.
What? Five Second Rule, man! It's only been there for four seconds, so it's edible still!

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>>9991690
I know sir, they've been dead for almost 30 years now, you don't need to keep reminding me.

>>9991680
YOU MONSTER

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>>9991703
Eww...must you really eat that like a schwine?

>>9991709
thanks for reminding me of thinking of picking up a Batman character

>>9991717
It better be Polka dot man.

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>>9991717
Well I wish you the best of luck on your future endeavors, Master anonymous.

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>>9991716
>Alfred looks back, still eating the most-likely unhygienic burger with a smile on his face.
Well, yeah! You know about the Five Second Rule, right? It only touched the ground for like four seconds - it won't kill me or anything! You want to have a bite? It's totally safe, trust me!
And don't look at me like that, it's not like I'm a savage or anything!

>>9991738
Bitch I don't even know, it might be Gordon in the mechsuit for all I know
>>9991742
You the man Alfred

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>>9991749
I live to please, sir.

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>>9991743
You know you are not really helping yourself by still eating and talking with your mouth full. I don't believe it, but you are sure proving right those who say Americans lack manners.

>>9991749
Here's a list of villains because DC couldn't bury these deep enough
Poka Dot Man
Kite Man
Zebra Man
Condiment King
Rainbow Raider
Crazy Quilt
Ten Eyed Man
Calender Man
One of these many choices should be good.

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>>9991767
Eh? Oh! That's right, I gotta act proper in front of strangers or else I'll get on everyone's bad side. Gimme a minute!
>Alfred swallows and wipes his mouth with a napkin, finishing off by smiling at the girl even though he just ate the whole burger.
Hey, a hero's gotta keep up his strength somehow, right? Even if I'm American, sometimes you've gotta get your strength from unlikely sources! I can't excuse my manners, though, you've got me there... No hard feelings?

>>9991777
At least arkham city did calendar man a little justice. Made him seem a little creepy, even though his whole gimmick is based around God damn calendars.

>>9991777
Didn't Condiment King commit mass murder with his fucking condiments once

>>9991791
It was a concept that was flexible. Basically just a killer that strikes upon special dates. Though his original concept was much more silly. Pretty sure we won't be seeing Kite Man or Condiment King in any Arkham game any time soon. Though I personally would love to see some ass hat run up to Batman with a container of mustard trying to squirt him.
>>9991806
Probably, some people can't stand ketchup on their food and he has bound to go to a BBQ at atleast one point.

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>>9991784
It's no problem, after all we Germans can appreciate a fine hamburger as well. Though I wonder why you guys made the Franfurter into a "Hot dog".

>>9991812
Nah, I think he attacked a diner or something and sprayed an acid in to peoples' eyes or something
Honestly I hadn't even heard of Zebra or Ten-Eyed Man.
And I think I only recognize Rainbow Raider or some other color-themed villain from The Brave And The Bold. I fucking dig his costume though.
I also considered Dr. Polaris too but I dunno how much of him there is to work with

>>9991866
I can respect The Brave and the Bold for embracing all the dumb as shit villains from wayyy back when it wasn't seen as stupid.

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>>9991857
Oh, I know why! It's because we went against Germany during World War II, and because we were trying to discourage any sympathy towards the Germans, we renamed any German things into American ones! Like Cologne!
>Alfred waits, realising that he may or may not have said something extremely, terribly bad. He's not a bright person...
I-I mean, uh, wow, I don't really know myself! I-I was never the best at history, you know? Haha... Pleasedon'thatemeIdidn'tmeantoletmymouthgoathousandmilesaminute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqm_UJB8vxw

>>9991888
There was a shitload of references to stuff like goofy-ass covers from the Golden Age, too, I need to rewatch that thing

Shame that it looks like any new DC animated series that isn't TTG-tier is doomed to be fucked over by the network

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>>9991909
I only need one type, ka ka~!

>>9991915
Shame they made the Green Arrow a dark brooding serious guy instead of the lovable goofy guy in tights. It's also a shame that we will never see an actually good DC movie.

>>9991927
I'm okay with the serious GA as much as I am with the light-hearted stuff, I'm flexible in what I like (even if I prefer the lighthearted).
And hey, at least there's animated movies.

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>>9991890
Hehehehe~ You're pretty funny, in a clumsy way. No worries though, I like going to America from time to time, the wildlife is really nice! Why I think last year I went exploring around Death Valley, almost had a nasty run in with a venomous snake, but hey that's what makes adventuring exciting!

>>9991938
True, and I dunno man. I think DC usually just takes itself a bit too seriously and that's why the live action stuff kinda bombs. Usually being why Marvel trumps them in the movie department.

>>9991924
give me your opinion of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Epnpruww0

>>9991947
Yeah, that's my general opinion on how they handle things. I typically prefer DC characters but the writing that Marvel does.

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>>9991956
Not too bad for song you humans listen to these days. But it is only acceptable when I am eating the donuts myself. I do not wish to be reminded and tormented by the reality that I do not have donuts in my possession.

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>>9991944
R-Really? Oh! Sweet! Wait, you went to Death Valley? Dude, you went to a desert all by yourself and came back to tell the tale? I mean, I know it's expectable considering it's 2017 and all, but dude! You gotta have guts to visit there and enjoy it!
Heck, *I* live there and I don't enjoy it that much! And I'm the HERO! Hate the sand, hate the heat, hate all of it! How did you manage that?

Oh, DC has plenty of good characters, example being Batman's Slew of memorable villains. Kinda iffy on Superman, what with him being the original Mary Sue but eh. And Marvel always has its own humor in every movie. Plus they push obscure series into the spotlight like Guardians of the Galaxy. No one knew what that was until recently. Where as Dc likes to stick to Batman and Superman and generally the Justice League.

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>>9991960
>>9991996
Fuck

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>>9991996
Guardians of the Galaxy is Marvel.

>>9992016
Yeah, I was referring to how Marvel pushes obscure series to the front.

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>>9991985
I don't know. I've been doing that sort of thing ever since I was little with my dad, we've been everywhere. It's almost like a movie. To me, my dad was like Indiana Jones. He taught me everything there is to know about survival and exploring. For me I can't stand being inside for too long, doing nothing.

>>9991996
You've gotta respect that Marvel's willing to take risks, at least.

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Is it normal to get a mix between bad headaches, random chest pains, and a nausea feeling if you're really tired, or am i just dying over here.

>only slept four hours
>still missed games

Should I master the art of awake sleeping when there's no games or roleplaying so I can stay "awake" for 24 hours and never miss games or roleplaying?

>>9992040
They have also struck gold generally any time they have. So it seems to be working out for them. When's the last time we have even seen Martian Man Hunter in a live action movie? I don't think he ever has.
>>9992050
Headache sounds about the norm. The other two maybe not so much.

I miss Vert

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>>9992033
Indiana Jones? Dude... DUDE! Your father sounds like he's more of a hero than I could ever hope to be, and that means a lot coming from me! Man, I haven't had an adventure in ages, so I bet you guys have a real great time going around the world!
I... It's not insensitive to assume something like that, right? 'Cause I know a LOT about assumptions, and I mean a LOT, and I feel like I might have said something bad.
>>9992050
>Go to the fuckin hospital lad
>I felt the same way and I went to the doctors because I knew shit was up. Go there and see if you're up for anything bad

>>9992060
Shit, now that you think of it nah, I only really know of the Supergirl one though I never really watched much of live action DC before Arrow.

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>>9992067
Well....I haven't seen him since he went missing years ago...But don't feel bad about it, cause it has nothing to do with you.

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>>9992067
That sounds like a logical thing to do, but I've been having heart pains for about five or six months now and I'm still going somewhat okay. Maybe i should give the doctor a visit though, before poor old Eric ends up dead.

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>mfw there's such thing as putting sandwiches on a pan and grilling it
Is this normal? Have I been living under a rock for years?

>>9992077
Trust me, there isn't much reason to. Their talent shines through the comics and animated shows. Though live action tv shows like Arrow and the super girl one aren't really my cup of tea.
>>9992087
You mean like a grilled cheese?

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>>9992087
The rock, foolish human.

>>9992093
Legends of Tomorrow's aces though in my opinion. Heat Wave went from an edgy "my entire character is burning things" character in to my favorite of the cast after what happened to Snart

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>>9992083
Man, I knew that it was gonna lead somewhere real bad. You tend to learn to predict where conversations will end up after being here for such a long time. Hey, if it's any consolation, that makes two of us! I... Didn't even KNOW any of my real family. Only me 'n Arthur Kirkland.
Hey, I can help look for him if you want! I've got connections, man. I can turn a whole country upside down for one person!
>>9992086
>Nigga just call 911 assuming you're an Amerifat, heart pains is urgent like fuck. CHEST PAINS are important like fuck
>It's gonna say it on your tombstone
>"HERE LIES ERIC ANDRE: HE DIED FROM SHITPOSTING ON /trash/ INSTEAD OF SEEKING MEDICAL HELP"

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>>9992093
>>9992100
Yes I know what a toasted cheese sandwich is but literally what is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irsxLgmKQdI
During all my years on living on Earth I have never seen anyone put a fucking sandwich in a pan

>>9992117
Yeah, that's pretty common place. You can even make it with ham. Called hot ham and cheese.
>>9992108
Kek, Snart, Mr Freeze but not quite as good.

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>>9992113
I know i should man, weird thing about it is that I'm only like 140 pounds, you would think that i would at least last another 10 years before I started getting the elderly death treatment. Don't worry though, pretty sure I'm going to we going to the doctors later this week, depending if they can actually get my appointment in. Last time I went though they said something was wrong with my insurance or whatever, so I'll have to see how that goes.

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>>9992113
No, you're fine! I don't want you to waste your time worrying about my problems, it's my mission. But let's move on from that topic. I mean who would want to listen to me mope and whine all day? My name's Leo! Who are you?

>>9992131
>140 lbs

M8 my good friend had the body of an olympic athlete and was going to play college football at Oklahoma state. He died of a heart attack on a plane, he was only 20.

Shit can happen to anyone.

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>>9992117
Humans have invented all matters of strange cooking methods. Your journey to discover all of them are far from over. They fry watermelon, WATERMELON!

>>9992130
I like his sarcastic ass in Legends and Flash though I won't lie
Plus from a design standpoint I tend to prefer Cold, as well

>>9992145
He was probably juicing.

>>9992159
probably.

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>>9992145
Well that didn't help my confidence at all.

>>9992154
>fry watermelon

Prove this or it's bullshit. Impossible mode, show someone who isn't black doing this. I straight don't believe you.

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>>9992131
>Oh shit man you're gonna go through some tough times
>Don't worry though, you're gonna be fine. Heart pains and shit will blow over before you even know it, and I should know
>Stay safe lad, no one deserves shit like that
>>9992133
Hey, some people deserve to have their problems heard out. Heck, if anything, I hate talkin' about MY problems because I can deal with them later! As the hero, it's personally my job to make sure everyone's alright, both emotionally and physically - that's the magic of the U.S.A.!
Alfred! Alfred F. Jones, also known as the hero! It's a pleasure to meet you even after such a rough start, Leo!

>>9992155
I just like how Mr Freeze has a completely understandable reasoning for what he does. That to me is a good chunk of what makes a good villain. Though if they manage to make boomerang man into a decent villain I will eat my hat.

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>>9992168
https://youtu.be/kBm1gd5sLZs

Not for the faint of heart.

I have also discovered this establishment on my journeys.

https://youtu.be/QpHFY8PydnE

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>>9992087
I meeeeean. Why noot?

>>9992168
People have friend candy bars man.

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>>9992130
I know, but you don't put a sandwich in a fucking PAN
You put it in a fucking gadget designed specifically for toasting sandwiches, not a goddamn pan you put eggs into
>>9992154
I've heard of that, supposedly tastes like steak but I sincerely doubt it
I mean, it sure as fuck isn't worse than fucking deep frying water you know that for sure
>>9992181
Fucking WHY
THE BREAD'S GOING TO TASTE LIKE SHIT

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Yawn...
Good morning, I guess.

>>9992191
Some of us live the struggle. I often make mexican grilled cheese on pans.

>>9992087
It's american "cuisine".

>>9992181
ily puru

>>9992180
oh my fucking lord

Fucking remove it.

>>9992176
I think Captain Boomerang showed up in Arrow? He was actually pretty effective and scary, but needless to say he lost.
And he has a good MOTIVATION, but jesus fuck Freeze goes in the exact wrong direction

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>>9992208
Remove it from what? From your sight? It's already too late.

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>>9992174
Don't worry man, I've been doing a bunch of stupid health shit recently and i think it's been helping just a little bit. I'm confident enough that I'll pull through this though, not the worst thing that's happened to me. Also, i just want to take a moment to just acknowledge the fact that one part of the thread is talking about health conditions, another part of it is talking about DC super villains, and another part is talking about frying certain foods that you would normally fry like sandwiches in watermelons and shit. I love this place.

>>9992181
>kissu

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>>9992174
We all have our ups and downs, so it I don't judge. I just didn't want you to be embarrassed so I let you know that it was not the best idea to eat that burger. You really like saying your a hero...are you like Captain America or something?

>>9992222 (super fucking checked my man)
I wouldn't know about your personal health situation but I would suggest not eating any fried watermelon.

>>9992213
Probably, but that's why he is still a villain. He just wants his wife back and isn't going to let others stand in the way until he finds the cure.

>>9992222
Unrelated, but nice tripquads.

Also who got >>9888888

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>>9992191
Buuuut.. Haven't you tried toaasting without a toooaster?

>>9992207
Sillllly.

>>9992233
Sillllllly!

>>9992240
But you need a toaster to toast, pururut....

>>9992236
Doesn't Deadshot have a similar motivation, in a parental "I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF MY GIRL" way?

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I guess dead hours aren't happening today, huh? Is there something going on are all of you just stubborn and didn't want to go to bed?

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>>9992244
Baaaaka, baaaaaaaaka.

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>>9992258
I guess it's dead hours now that you arrived! Get it? Cause you're a skeleton!

>>9992258
I only slept four hours.

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>>9992222
>And I'm confident in you as well
>HG is a magical place even when it's dead hours, I can confirm this from being here for a year
>>9992234
Embarrassed? Me? Why would I be embarrassed when there's no one else around to see it? I don't feel sick at all, as a matter of fact - if anything, I feel kinda good about myself!
Yeah, I'm a bit like Captain America! I don't have superpowers or anything, but I've got a heart to match my determination! It's my duty to make sure that everyone is okay! Justice and democracy are in my blood!

>>9992265
But whaaaaaat if we make something so you can make toast without a toaster?

>>9992254
Probably, but he literally has to make tons of money to back his research and probably the cost of keeping her frozen or she dies.

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>>9992258
MY BURNING SOUL CAN'T BE EXTINGUISHED!

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>>9992258
I am a being of the night.

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>>9992278
Just use the oooven.
Or a paaan.
Or a bonfiiire.

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>>9992258
I'm trying to get to sleep but haven't had anything to eat in like 10 hours so I'm just sitting here trying to sleep but my stomach is all like "fuck you" so I'm stuck here.

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>>9992266
Excuse me ma'am, but we prefer the term "undead." But yeah, that's a fair call to make. "Undead hours," as I've taken to calling it.

>>9992269
Humans can sleep for that little amount of time? And here I thought they needed eight hours or something. Huh.

>>9992282
Ohhhhhh, it's you. I don't like you. Why the heck won't you just let me kill you, just once? I mean c'mon!

>>9992283
No kidding, I can see those pointy-ass teeth of yours. I'm gonna go ahead and guess you're a vampire.

>>9992288
I feel ya man, I've got a bit of an empty stomach myself.

>>9992284
>ywn be that Nep doll

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>>9992258
Uh... I just woke up.

>>9992282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjlJXPWg_eI

>>9992258
I just woke up bitch

>>9992279
If only he know how fucking loaded his enemy was and how he'd probably be more than happy to help

>>9992258
I'm just studying and AFK gaming.

>>9992284
Buuut how should we call it if we use either of those instead of a toaster?

My head huuuuurts

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>>9992328
Toaast?

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>>9992271
I mean Captain America doesn't have any superpowers either, just a really strong shield. But where's your costume?

>>9992295
Samething isn't it? I mean you are a walking skeleton, so you'd have to be dead.

>>9992310
Funny isn't it? It's a simple case of if only he knew. But Batman couldn't simply tell him. Reminds me of when it was either superman or batman goes to the homeless section of the city and it becomes apparent that there are some problems you can't simply solve by being a super hero.

>>9992334
Tooaaast from a frying pan and a grill without using a toaster

wow Plutiaaaaaa. I didn't know you were this smaaaaart

>>9992336
Captain america is a super soldier and has above human average strength mister.

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Eh, give me 24. I'll take you into a forest or something.

>>9992302
>>9992308
Oh yeah, time zones and all that. I just came in from down under, it's almost midnight over there.

>>9992326
AFK gaming? Isn't that a hobby that requires your full attention?

>>9992336
No it is not the same thing! Although I don't know what the word means, I'm no languager. If I had to take a guess from context I would assume it means "dead, but not really lol"

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>>9992355
Avenger

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>>9992295
No! You're a bad skeleton, Mr.Bones and I... I won't let you lay a finger on me or any innocent people.

>>9992306
No one is my fire extinguisher.

>>9992355
Araragi Karen

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>>9992355
Bishamon

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>>9992355
Alfred Jones
>>9992336
He does, doesn't he? I thought he was given superpowers because of an experiment! Was he? Hm... I haven't seen the Captain America movies in ages, so I'm not sure.
>Alfred motions to himself with a large smile, pointing to his bomber jacket and his glasses.
I'm wearing it right as we speak! Hold your applause - I know it looks awesome, I know I do. What do you think?

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>>9992355
Vince

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>>9992355
Oshino Shinobu

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>>9992355
Merak

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>>9992355
Eggman-kun

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>>9992355
Hachikuji Mayoi

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>>9992364
Eh, I'll get you one day. I have eternity on my side, I'll wait until you're old, weak and frail if I have to.

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>>9992355
Cream

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>>9992355
Yotsugi Ononoki

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>>9992355
The Wheeze-master

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>>9992355
Gigavolt

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>>9992355
Uncle Funkle

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>>9992355
The Scourge

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>>9992355
Arashi

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>>9992376
Then I won't get old. I'll stay young forever and ever, Mr.Bones. You better have a pair of bones to sit down and wait for me because oh, I am going to last a long, long while...
...Not the same can be said about you, Mr.Bones.

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>>9992355
A Giant Rat

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>>9992355
Kuroyuri

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>>9992355
Good Hunter

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>>9992355
Iowa

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>>9992355
Kaiji

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>>9992354
Sorry, I don't read comic books, and I'm not a mister!
>>9992355
But you certainly aren't alive! Least I think so...

>>9992366
But what about the whole thing about needing a secret identity

>>9992355
Leo

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>>9992414
The very same can be said about me, actually. When the sun shrivels up and dies I'm gonna be sitting here on Earth with front row tickets to watch its demise; that's how long I'm gonna last. And you? With a figurative blink of the eye your entire life would've passed by me because I've got forever on my side. And I'm not tickling your funny bone here! You're gonna wither and wrinkle before I event know it, because that's what happens when you've got forever on your side. What is already dead may not die again!
>The skeleton finishes his rant.
So how was that? Bone chilling, right? Yeah. Definitely. You don't even need to talk.

>>9992457
I'm somewhere in the middle. It's magic, don't try and think about it. Just go with my motto: it just works.

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>>9992355
Detective Bones

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>>9992457
Who needs a secret identity if you're an average guy with a name like "Alfred Jones"? You might think that this is the superhero me, but you're actually seeing casual me right now.
My superhero form only comes out when I get REAL passionate about my home country! Well, it's not really a "superhero form", but I call myself something else and it FEELS like it!

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>>9992355
A Rock

>>9992485
>file name

What sort of rock is it?

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>>9992381
You again?

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It seems things have slowed down a bit, but it don't matter. Here's the roster, the game will begin shortly

>>9992485
Do you smell that? Smells like somebody's cooking breakfast.

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>>9992338
>One would think he could at least be cryptic and tell him he knows people with money that'd be happy to help
>>9992355
Severe Computer Issues Uso

>>9992513
You gotta work on that speed.

>>9992499
a rocky rock

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>>9992467
>Listening to the words of Mr.Bones coming out of his skull, resounding through his hallow frame, Karen stomps the floor and draws a line of dirt with her shoe. It lifts off a huge cloud, towering her body.
I'm going to last more than time itself, Skeletal. While you're looking at the world falling apart, I'll be training. And with those skinny bones you have you won't be able to beat me in any way whatsoever. All I have to do is train more! Even then... Remember you said you had bones of steel? Well, I have a teeth of steel! How about that?!

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>>9992504
I got an hour and a half of sleep.
Anyway, let's begin.

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>>9992504
Let's begin.

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>>9992504
>>9992378
>>9992513
Hey, mister! Can you do this for me, please? Mom doesn't want me to be out too late!

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>>9992517
>Doesn't help when your computer is basically locked in place for 20ish minutes because a game is the least-optimized piece of garbage ever
>And yes I know it's pasta
>>9992533
Huh!? The little rabbit? Thank you!

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>>9992501
Yaaaaaay, peace peace, onii-chan.

Yes, it is me again. Is it strange to meet someone you have already seen before around here?

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I haven't touched the Bloodbath since I finished it in March. I should improve it once I get the chance.

With that said, Bloodbath!

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>>9992548
No, just. You always appear in a four. It's odd.

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>>9992529
You see, coming from you those words don't mean anything because you're a mortal! I'm undead! I literally have all the time in this world! And teeth of steel are nothing compared to bones of steel, you silly girl. Jeez Louise, I really can't wait until I can kill you.

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>>9992556
Now that I have tested it on this rock, it should work on any person! You're mine to play with criminals.

>>9992556
>already dead

Good game.

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>>9992557
In a four? I can't say I'm sure what you mean. There is only one of me, and I do not only appear when the clock hands are at a four.

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>>9992556
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
>snap
The Hero of America becomes a victim of bullying. This will only strengthen his resolve, I'm sure.
Ha! You're fat! I can definitely kill you now, Karen. I can just push you over or something and you'd roll down a hill and into a river, where you would sink.

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>>9992575
I'd tell you to get good but that's impossible. I'm sorry luck was not on your side.

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>>9992556
>A ball of fire falls from the sky, like a meteor. Against all odds it's a human, a squishy meat bag. As soon as the form reaches the ground, a earthquake roars through the distance as a huge crater is created with the same sound. In the center it's Karen standing.

Ready to spin like a tornado. A karateka!

>>9992565
But Mr.Bones, you don't get what I mean. I'm not any mortal. I'm Justice itself! Did you know that Justice is eternal?! What a shock! And just like Justice, I'll be here, stopping you, and of course, not dying...
...Teeth of steel are comparable, yes, they are. I'll bite one of your bones one day and you'll see why.

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>>9992581
Ooowww.... I think eat too much mangos.

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>>9992581
As long as it tastes like actual food...

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>>9992581
OVERDRIVE!
Nobody got the skeleton event. That's my favourite one. Lots of people die though.

>>9992590
What, you mean the physical embodiment of justice? That's an injustice to skeletons! What about Ghost Rider? What about his justice?

At least I think he's justice. He might be vengeance or something though now that I think about it...but in any case, steel teeth does not beat steel bones. That's all I'm going to say on the matter.

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>>9992580
No, i meant the three others with you! That spirit, the blond and that girl in the yellow jacket.
>>9992581
>

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>>9992612
Well, that's certainly one way to go.
>snap

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>>9992612
The Feast beckons you to it and yet so many still fail to find it. I just don't understand.

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>>9992612
An inJustice to skeletons which is infact a Justice to everyone else. You can't have Justice if you're wanting to kill everyone as soon as you see them, Bones. That's not correct behavior or manners. Perhaps if you were a good guy... Me, Justice would be at your side but that's not the case.
I'm going to bite you the next time, Mr.Bones! You'll see that steel teeth and melt steel bones.

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>>9992640
>>9992612
>Uso is off in her own world enjoying the promises the future holds

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>>9992640
Karen is on fire! Substitute that pun for a more appropriate, lightning-based pun at your leisure.
It's funny that despite making this arena I have no idea how to use any of the spells inside. Having the "old age" spell would really help me out with this brat I'm dealing with. All brats, actually. I'd age them into mature women so they stop being frickin' brats

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>>9992621
Ehh? What do I look like to you, their keeper, onii-chan? Although we do collaborate with one another everyone once in a while, I assure you they are as independent as they can be. What is it? Do you wish to be with then instead.

I see, I was always under the impression that I was the least entertaining out of all of us. I understand how you feel, onii-chan.

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>>9992656
Skipped some peace to bring you this arena event...that ends the entire game. Huh.

If you're afraid to look up, we can do it together.

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>>9992686
Congratulations! Good job!

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>>9992704
PLACEMENTS

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>>9992704
>>9992686
Wow.

>>9992704
>>9992714
RIGGED

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>>9992714
A round as impressive as my victory. Are you impressed, Hone onii-chan?

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>>9992704
Uh... congratulations.
>>9992714
Thanks for hosting, I guess.

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>>9992686
I was... So close this time. I'll get my win in the arena, I know it. Everyone is so tough. I'll keep moving forward.
Thank you for the game, Mr.Bones.

>>9992704
>>9992715
And congrats! You really deserve it, Yotsu.

>>9992714
3rd place isn't too bad I guess... But Justice needs to be on top.

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>>9992686
>>9992749
Next time, I'll make it enjoyable for you to lose~
>>9992714
Heehee...congraats! And thank you, thank you very much!

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>>9992764
But I'm not going to lose the next time.

OH! It's you again. What was your name? Utosukiyho?

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>>9992749
It feels strange to win, given that I am always playing a support role. I wish that I were able to prevent your untimely death under unfortunate circumstances.

>>9992764
>>9992743
I am humbled by your commendations.

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>>9992645
I can't decide if that's prejudice or racism what you just said, so I'm going to say that it's a sick combination of the two. You shouldn't use me a basis for every single skeleton that has ever existed, idiot girl!

You can try and bite me, but I won't allow you to get close. Your insane ninja skills were not expected last time, but now that I know that you know kung fu somehow I'm gonna take a different approach.

>>9992731
What the FRICK makes you FRICKIN' say that? THERE WAS A FUCKING SKELETON IN THAT GAME YOU FUCKING TWAT GOD DAMN I WANTED THE SKELETON TO WIN YOU-

>>9992738
Oh yeah, yeah! That was an impressive victory, Yotsugi. I'm very proud of you. You were the best of the best and therefore the best winner. I have no qualms with you having won that game, noooooooooope

>>9992743
Sheesh, really pouring your heart out into that thanks aren't ya? Eh. Thanks anyways.

>>9992749
No problem.

>>9992764
Huh, that time you actually sound like you mean it. Thanks.

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>>9992794
Sometimes I wish that you had a face I could read.

good night everyone

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>>9992780
Usotsuki. I remember last time asking if you knew what that meant~.
And oh...I plan on doing quui-te a number on everyone here next game, heeheeheee...

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>>9992824
Sweet dreams.

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>>9992806
Even if I did have a face I can assure you I'd have a brilliant poker face. Those piercing eyes of yours wouldn't be able to decipher a thing.

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>>9992783
It's okay. In order to get stronger I need to fall down a couple of times, don't I? All I need to do is endure it over and over again to win and raise as victor. The sweet taste is yours now, embrace it.

>>9992829
Usotsuki! I remember now. Sorry for not getting it the first time. Oh, really? On everyone? Even me?

>>9992794
You bet I'll be prepared Mr.Bones. Don't understimate my strength or I'll turn your bones into dust! Like you and any skeleton who happened to walk by.

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>>9992857
I have a feeling that if you had a face, you would be smirking after every bone joke you make.

>>9992923
You bottom must be friendly with the ground, Karen onee-chan. Soon it will break every time you fall on it.

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>>9992923
You won't be prepared because it's going to be completely out of left field. Whatever I'm going to do you'll never see it coming, because not even I know what I'm going to do. I've got not even the slightest of an idea.

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>>9992923
Not even.
Especially! You're too energetic!

http://poal.me/z5vw7q

>>9992857
I really like this image. Mind if I save it?