/sug/ - Steven Universe General When they will ever learn E

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID JASKEKS.
LET ME JUST SHOW YOU HOW WELL I UNDERSTAND JASPER'S """"CHARACTER""""
>she comes out of the ground perfect
>she's better than her sisters and everyone loves her, but she's depressed for some reason even though everyone thinks she's great
>her mom dies, and she's still butthurt about it even though she got a new mom IMMEDIATELY AFTER
>she spends thousands of years moping until she gets a chance to go to earth which she has NOTHING to gain for doing
>she gets her ass kicked by a fusion and then rapes lapis in order to become a fusion
>gets all mad when lapis turns around and imprisons her evil ass in the ocean
>gets separated, and then tries to rape lapis AGAIN because she wants to be tortured again
>gets her ass rejected and starts collecting dogs to fight rose quartz for some reason, when collecting actual quartz soldiers would make much more sense
>runs into rose quartz, who was strong enough to shatter a diamond, and doesn't try to fight her for some reason
>runs into rose quartz again and jasper suddenly thinks it's a good idea to fight her
>jasper gets her ass kicked (obviously, i mean it's not like rose was in a less favorable situation and jasper had backup, and jasper had a good reason to strike then)
>jasper runs into rose in a similar situation, but this time, rose uses fusion to beat her easily
>jasper, like a retard, tries to use the same method rose used to beat her
>jasper, like a retard, gets infected with corruption because she had no idea what corruption was or how it worked
>jasper, like a retard, refuses to accept help from the person who killed her mom, started the war that resulted in the circumstances of her birth, and ruined her life
so yeah. none of jasper's actions make sense and you're dumb for defending her character

>>9989584
no, because the show would be over
thus; better

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9989600
>continuing autistic drama from a dead thread
i hate this place

>>9989600
Why anon why must you punish us with this shitstorm you are summoning

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>>9989600
Nobody cares lapisfag

>>9989617
Like I said, he's severely autistic and triggered.

>>9989604
It would force Steven to fucking do something, and it would make him realise you can't simply talk all of your problems away

still waiting on that BD redemption

>>9989639
She doesn't deserve it.

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>>9989600
Here's your (you), now fuck off.

>>9989642
i hope your family gets brain cancer

>>9989600
>>9989617
>>9989631
>>9989621
>11 posts
>7 IPs
Hmmm, I wonder who could have made these posts.

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Gems should fight

>>9989639
post BD

>>9989653
Are you retarded?

>>9989653
Please don't put me in with these heathens

>>9989600
I can't tell if you're actually retarded, or just really good at pretending.

Asking from the other thread. I want to be less autistic. I just want to be well adjusted and normal.

How do I go about that?

>>9989678
stop liking jasper

>>9989678
Talk to people. See a therapist. Get a job where you can interact. Think before you act or speak. I dunno man

>>9989678
suicide

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Anyone here have headcanons they'd want to share? Even the most autistic ones are fine.

>>9989669
No, I'll let you know when I start spamming Jasper pictures and trying to justify it by saying that it's not spam because I say so.

>>9989662
Fusions should kissu

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>>9989685
Calm your autism you dumb nigger

>>9989702
>Says the faggot who can't take a joke

>>9989698
fuck you

>>9989699
>"EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS SPAM REEEEEEEEE"
cry more

:3 death is close.

>>9989639
>Implying BD didn't kill PD

>>9989698
Please run you can still be saved

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>>9989700
That's cool too.

>>9989721
you get the fuck out
BD a pure and a kind

>>9989712
>cry more
I don't need to, you're doing plenty enough for all of us.

>>9989727
Says the fag who keeps crying about spam

>>9989737
Says the fag who can't stand seeing anyone say the slightest bad about his pwecious waifu and takes every such post as an attack, who then proceeds to endlessly post pictures and reply to every post autistically and say "wahhh why you so mad"
You're right though, you're definitely not crying. Pffffftttt

lapissfags should hang themselves for our amusement

Are we all evil?

this show needs to be cancelled

>>9989698
The Diamonds are sisters
Zircons are not really lawyers
PD is Rose

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>>9989767

>>9989758
Most
>>9989761
True

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>>9989662
I honestly hated the scene where alexandrite took a full blow from malachite's spin dash, she could've used garnets gauntlets to stop her and throw her away from the water

>>9989748
You guys were already crying about how triggered you were about Jasper in the last thread before I even got here, but ok. Why so triggered? Are you a big Lapisfag? I bet if people shit talked Lapis you would fly into a frenzy and start screaming about how awful Jasper is. All I asked is why people were so triggered by her that they had to start crying in the threads. Kek

>>9989784
I'm not actually going to read your retarded post so bye now [-]

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>>9989754
Agree

>>9989698
Topazes are Homeworld's police.
Topaz and Topaz have the same weapon, symmetrical gem placements, and they apparently work together often.
When the Rubies fuse, they become a bigger Ruby with the same proportions, but when the Topazes fuse, they have a larger torso and stumpier legs, almost like they were designed to fuse and trap prisoners alive, and being mostly torso was the most efficient use of space. Although, to be fair, proportions don't mean much in this show.
It would make sense if on Homeworld, Topazes always work in pairs (not unlike human cops) and fuse around criminals to take them to prison.

>>9989796
Bye faggot! So twiggered! :( poor wittle lapisfag.

>>9989812
>homeworld
>police
wut? gems dont have civilians, its all military

>9989813
>how to falseflag

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I love Steven!

>>9989802
you could make ultramarine paint with that

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>>9989828
and no one else does
now fuck off

>>9989828
Pedophile, hidden.

>>9989820
Peridot? Sapphire? Pearl? Lapis? Bismuth? Aquamarine? The Zircons?

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>>9989828
We know, Lapis
And we know it's not mutual

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>>9989839
Fuck you nigger. You don't deserve to watch Steven Universe ever again

>>9989828
You love shit

>>9989843
those all have a military role anon
peridots=mechanics
sapphire=tacticians
lapis=terreformers
bismuth=builders
zircons=court Marshall

>>9989830
Would be the first time Lapis is useful in something

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>>9989841
If a parent told you they loved their children would you call them pedophiles?

>>9989861
he is a fat ugly cut and this show would be better without him

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>>9989828
Steven is cute!

>>9989873
As an adult you should never "Love" a child you fucking peado

>>9989868
Why don't you go cry more about spammers you fat dumb baby

>>9989873
He's a retard, so most likely he would

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>>9989886
Holy fuck Amyfag, you really are retarded. Or baiting. KYS

>>9989886
You never really had a dad, don't you?

>>9989880
So are you.

>>9989887
Why don't you drop the victim complex and "us vs them" mentality instead, you windowlicking fucktard?

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>>9989901
Kek so triggered. Keep giving me (You)s faggot

>>9989896
Everything is bait, fuck you. You are a fucking peadophile and need to be executed as such.

>>9989897
Stop assuming.

>9989921
you go to /pol/, dont you?

>>9989886
pedos dont love children you retard

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>>9989898

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wow, not 100 posts in and the thread is already cancer
fuck all of you

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>>9989928

>>9989938
That's what happens when jascucks show up.

>>9989938
Please exterminate us

>>9989869
>build another arena for important fighters to fight in
It's very nice of the enemy to agree to fight in the arenas instead of on the battlefield. If they didn't do that, then the only use for an arena would be for recreational combat for the civilians to watch. Bread and circuses, except gems don't need bread. And that's impossible because there's no civilians, it's ALL MILITARY.
>build another spire for important thinker to think in
Oh, do I even NEED to explain the military function for thinking spires? It's so obvious, it doesn't even require an explanation.

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>>9989945
Lapisfags are so whiny

>>9989948
Bismuth was a dumb stupid ape

>>9989948
just because theyre military dosnt mean they dont have recreational time, you fucking autist

>>9989954
See what I mean? When confronted with the reality of their own cancer, all they can do is throw out hypocritical accusations about some enemy they've made up in their minds.

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>>9989979

>>9989933
They fucking do, they "love" them and have sexual relationships with them.

>>9989979
>so retarded he can't even see the irony in his own post

>>9989979
Different jascuck here just saying not all of us are cunts

>>9989828
He's alright

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>>9989998
Amyfag calm down and stop being an autist

>>9989998
That's not love, it's rape.

>>9989967
WE

>>9989896
That anon is not me.

>>9989698
>Even the most autistic ones are fine.
Homeworld is all military, and there are no civilians at all.

>>9990046
WUZ

>>9990051
stevenfags are truly the worst posters

>>9990049
Well kys too you dumb faggot

>>9990018
>>9990024

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PEADOPHILES. YOU NEED TO BE KILLED.

>>9990005
>so retarded he can't even see the irony in his own post

>>9990063
GEMZ

>>9990053
What are Pearls good for?
Who are they fighting?

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>>9990066
Do you have to bitch about fucking everything?

>>9990070
You first, pedo(?).

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I miss the times when we used to actually talk about the show and not throw shit at each other like monkeys.

>>9990080
fat and ugly
probably smelly too

>>9990077
N

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>>9990091
a-are they done?

>>9990076
(You)

>>9990093
SSSSSSHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTT

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pathetic

>>9990091
Same buddy
>>9990096
No go back into hiding

>>9990091
Sometimes it's fun to scream at others over the internet.

>>9990091
welcome to /v/ 2.0

>>9990091
Watch out, you'll get called a triggered lapisfag if you complain about a legitimate issue.

>>9990073
>>9990089
Why are you so autistic nobody here wants to fuck Steven

>>9990107
agreed jasper is pathetic

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Bungacowa.

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>>9990109
o-okay
when its over were gonna post waifus (but not be mean to eachother about them) r-right?

>>9990112
Have another (You) lapisfag

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>>9990073
a-autism this powerful shouldn't be possible

>>9990121
FUCK YOU
U
C
K

Y
O
U

>>9990113
"I love Steven" has serious implications you mentally deranged child molester.

>>9990085
Pearl's are sentient status symbols. Not that I buy into the "all military" theory, but in a military context they would be similar to medals

>>9990113
I don't that Anon wanted to fuck Steven, but Stevenfuckers do need to die.

>>9990127
Yes we are now, go before it's too late little bloople lover

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>>9990127
Let's hope.

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>>9990073

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>>9990127
Apparently waifu posting isn't allowed because it's considered spam now

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>>9990145
ok

>>9990127
Your waifu is some useless background decoration, as you are an autistic cunt for liking her. You fucking useless bitch.

>>9990150
>Apparently spamming isn't allowed because it's considered spam now.
Whoa

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>>9990139
>>9990142
Steven is just cute and huggable? Love doesn't automatically mean romantic and sexual. Wtf

>>9990157
>guaranteed replies

>>9990085
I was making fun of >>9989820, so I guess ask him.

>>9990157
Unironically this.

>>9990139
>"I love Steven" has serious implications
For you, that is. You fucking pedo.

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>>9990163
Have another (You) since you want them so badly

>>9990180
you know, im not even going to start with that given how this thread is going

>>9990197
It's true though

holy fucking shit its 4:00
what the fuck

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I'd only fuck bara Steven

>>9990183
Yeah bro, don't you have some poor child to molest? I fucking wish you would die.

>>9990091
I was about to say the same. This shit is far from the usual shitposting. At least occasionally that can be fun but this gets legit vicious. On the other hand we're in a hiatus without any dates announced when it will end. Everything has basically been discussed already.

>>9990204
heres you (you)

Now I remember another retarded headcanon:
People think the Diamonds are sisters because MLP.

>>9990208
>head canon hair
Dropped

>>9990225
oh great now we just need b*rneyfag to show up

>>9990225
Wut? Because of Luna and Celestia....? What's that even have to do with anything

>>9990225
>Now I remember another retarded headcanon:
>People think the Diamonds are sisters
That is retarded

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So, about that reverse grip?

>>9990244
WE

>>9990225
Remember when people used to think Jasper was a fusion

>>9990234
Luna an Celestia are sisters, so people make the connection for the rulers of a mostly female empire are sisters too.
I told you it was retarded.

>>9990251
WUZ

>>9990262
SITH

>>9990266
N SHIET

>>9990252
I remember people saying that people said that, but I never saw a convincing argument.

>>9990251
Oui oui hon hon baguette effile tower

>>9990252
Remember when people thought Garnet was an actual character?

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a-are they gone?

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It's nice that they hire predominantly POC VAs

I'll go to sleep, and it probably will happen soon, so heads up for >>9999999

>>9990288
Yes we survived another shitsorm

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>>9990297
good. i just want to be comfy

>>9990288
No. And they are going to be here for a while.

>>9990292
Also nice that a lot of the VAs are people who were precious unknown by a lot of us (at least by me). I'm sick of VAs like Tara Strong being in every fucking show

>>9990288
Fuck off, you in particular are not wanted here.

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>>9989667

Not that anon but I has some BD

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>>9990301
Your waifu is cute

>>9990252
Remember when Tumblr thought that garnet with having two gems means she lost both her parents

Someone post that Tumblr blog screenshot

>>9990301
It'll get comfy soon I promise

>>9990306
Previously*

>>9989714

not soon enough :3

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>>9990314
thanks
you too

>>9990288
evidently not>>9990310

Is the background spammer still banned or will they get mad again if we post futa

>>9990306
At least they got that right.
Sadly they had to compensate with a few popular and expensive VAs.

>>9990335
FUCK YOU
U
C
K

O
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F

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But seriously, why have two lighrsabres and why hold them backwards? Also third game when?

>>9990335
>I want to spam in peace

>>9990350
The background spammer is banned you retard. They were using their pass to spam

>>9990306
>>9990292
Agreed. They're so talented too, I can't imagine any characters being voiced by anyone else.

>>9990331
>Make their skin look human
>But not their her hair
I puked a little.

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>>9990361
Hair dye exists.

>>9990346
Stronger grip. Although irl it only works with short knives, as far as I know.

>>9990244
How does this relate to Steven Universe?

>>9990360
>I can't imagine any characters being voiced by anyone else
Sadly I can imagine a better Ruby's voice

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>>9990360
What if Lapis was voiced by Tara Strong in one of her cutesy voices

>>9990375
Who would pick for her?

>>9990358
Go ahead and spam then so you can join them

>>9990370
And paint for skin too.
It doesn't make it less retarded

>>9990375
I can't

>>9990378
Wtf, I hate Lapis now.

>>9990379
I can imagine a voice, but not a VA.

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>>9990370
>tfw I wanted to dye my hair into a rainbow back in sophomore year
>mfw looking back
I was... a little too much into rainbows

>>9990292
I don't see what is so great about this, I do not care if the entire cast is white, brown, or black, all that matters to me is if they prove to be good at the job.

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>>9990383
Oh no a picture of Jasper! Why don't you report me for spam?

>>9990706
It's great if you have an Asian fetish.
I know I have

>>9990378
Waifufags will lap to her even more.

Ring the bell and watch the predictable response roll in:
jasper is shit

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>>9990738
REEEEEEEEEE

>>9990738
(You)

>>9990738
I disagree, I think she's a good character. I wonder what her arc will entail, assuming she'll be out of that bubble.

>>9990774
I wonder what'll a reformed Malachite will be like.

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>>9990783
Hopefully happy. I hope she gets her own voice.

>>9990809
Cum on her!

>>9990806
Fucking hell, I liked her as a hand centaur

>>9990806
I want her her to keep her extra pair of legs, She's the one of two fusions to have that. The other being Fluorite for obvious reasons.

>>9990776
>that hand on her own hip
LEWD

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>>9990815
Not for sexual.

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Gems should crossover

>>9990865
Lapidirt should crossover into the afterlife

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>>9990870
I see your ban expired.

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>>9990883
I was never banned? Who do you think I am? Retard.

Which gem would you sleep with? Not necessarily to have sex with but to cuddle to sleep. Personally, I think Jasper would be a great cuddlebug, can you imagine using her hair as a blanket as she hugs you? That would be so comfy.

>>9990902
I guess confusing you with an another anon.

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>>9990913
I agree! Her hair looks really fluffy. I bet she would give great hugs

>>9990913
Peridot

If you're arguing b with someone and they stop responding take heed, you have won the argument.

>>9990920
*I'm

>>9990924
Why's that Anon?

>>9990926
kys

>>9990936
Because she's small and cute

>>9990943
With or without limb-enhancers? I'm guessing the latter?

>>9990865
>>9990883
Lapidirts should fucking kill themselves

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Amedot?

>>9990970
ugh

>>9990970
Fuck off Zuke

>>9990970
I don't like it.

>>9990953
I don't think it was to cuddle her with that metal on. Especially in this weather

>>9990979
Zuke hates Amedot because it interferes with Lapidirt

>>9990998
She pushed both of them, she just hates amedotfags.

>>9991005
Zuke and Tang are both shit. No "ships" are ever going to actually happen on the show

>>9991017
Never said they were.

>>9990998
>I don’t want to have people have to sit down and put together puzzle pieces to see if they were represented. Not in this day and age. That game is so tiring. As for amethyst and peridot, again, this is only my writing intention, I wanted the feeling of a “first time crush” that you go on to then be close intimate friends.

>>9990970
no

>>9991043
Zuke is still shit

This fandom is retarded and is willing to forgive murder so long as the character cries.

>>9991043
I hate this so much and I don't know why

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>>9991063

>>9991061
Lapis has never cried and yet she's a perfect little angel who dindu nuffin.

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>>9991071

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>>9991063
>>9991071

Steven existing is proof Greg won.
It's over. Now she should move on.

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>>9991075

>>9991063
What's the fucking point of this?

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I love watching the home tv channels. I dream of having a beautiful custom home one day but know it will never be a reality because the world is turning to shit

>>9991061
I'm willing to forgive anything as long as the character is cute.

>>9991068
Because Zuke is a manipulative cunt who tried to convince people Rebecca is an abusive narcissist

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>>9991084
To post steven universe fanart in the steven universe general.

>>9991068
Because she tried to force a character dynamic that makes no sense for the sake of representation?

>>9991107
>inb4 "REEEEEEEE SPAM"

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well i stayed up too long and now its 5:00
so i guess going to bed is out of the question
anyone play skyrim still?

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>>9991089
Why do you want a home when you will never have kids? That has always been something that bugs me. People own this giant, great home, and they are never home to enjoy it because they work too much. They could easily live in an apt and save so much money! It's much easier to move too. Sorry for assuming you won't ever have kids, was just fired up.

>>9991121
I never played that shit game.

>>9991118
I thought your ass would have stopped hurting by now, but I guess that's just your natural state of being.

>>9991126
Then how can you say it's shit?

>>9991121
Would if I could sorry buddy

>>9991126
okay. what about CS:GO?

>>9991140
You don't have to eat a pile of shit to know it probably tastes like shit.

>>9991144
Nice normie tastes, bud.

>>9991123
You guessed correct because I fucking hate babies and never want kids. But so what? Are childless people not allowed to enjoy life? Why would I have to stick to an apartment with probably noisy neighbors, don't own your own property and typically no pets allowed? I plan on having a lot of pets. And I want my own space to decorate and change to my liking.

https://marebucks.com/wbb/33
whoaa..........

>>9991155
Nice bait

>>9991155
sorry. what games are you into?

>>9991136
>"Y-you're butthurt!!!"
>Keeps replying to me
Alright you dumb nigger keep crying

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>>9990970
Alright just a bit.

>>9991121
Hell yeah, I made War Jesus. He's like Jesus, but with face paint and fire and shit.
Then the PS3 got flooded out by a faulty washing machine, so I had to make WarJesus2: The Second Coming. At least Riverwood doesn't just hate me for roasting a chicken anymore.

*In a crowd of people, Pearl stops and looks at you*

What wouId you do?

>>9991156
I guess I was just being self-centered, sorry. I wouldn't really car care about any of that stuff, so I have a hard time relating to someone who does. Still, if you were to get a home, try to get a small one. No need for a huge money sink if you don't plan on raising children

>>9991175
Get spooked and run home a fast as I can

>>9991182
Nah I want all the land to myself so breeders can't come near me with their nasty children

>>9991175
Detonate the explosives under my clothes.

>>9991174
one time i killed someone and the guards didnt notice until the next time i visited
but if you touch a cow while fighting a dragon youre attacked by the whole village

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>>9991175
spill my spaghetti

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>>9991121
It 3:00 am where I am and I'm writing a story while being comfy and listening to music

>>9990706
This and that's basically what should matter in the world. Can you do a good job? Great! And that's all to it.

>>9991184
>she starts running after you
"FUCK!, you exclaim.

What would you do?

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I'm starting my water fast tonight!

>>9991197
nice. might make some coffee later

>>9991210
You feel for the meme, anon. But good luck I guess. Have fun with your binge afterwards

>>9991214
I will not binge...

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>>9991164
What am I supposed to see?

>>9991210
Start your DNP fast instead. Don't you wanna be best diamond?

>>9991210
That sounds like some retarded nofap type bullshit

>>9991206
Start throwing anything I can get my hands on and push stuff into her path to get away from her

>>9991218
Starving yourself will only make you hungrier and crave food more. But I'm sure you already knew that

>>9991222
DNP?

>>9991195
>she has a small giggle, still looking at you


WWYD?

>>9991231
Diamond Noodle Porn

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>>9991233
hug?

>>9991231
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,4-Dinitrophenol#Uses

>>9991061
You have returned, I see.

>>9991239
That doesn't seem safe

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>>9991210
Sure, like you've never said THAT before.

>>9991226
>she's a gem, thus the trash you're throwing at her doesn't do anything
>you get home, lock the doors and shutter the blinds
>through a small crack you can still sew that she is there. Watching. Waiting. But for what?

WWYD?

>>9991238
She's a little creeped out by how fast this is going and shoves you away from her.
Shes still looking at you autistically

WWYD,?

>>9991250
Whoops
>>9991218

>>9991221
they totally ripped off island adventure....whoa

>>9991248
It's absolutely fine. I'm on day, 28 today and I feel BARELY dead! But just barely.

>>9991246
I missed you too.

>>9991254
I dial 911 waiting telling them about the situation while yelling "What do you want!" at the top of my lungs

>>9991254
run

We are modern Bronies

>>9991264
But I didn't even reply to you back then.

>>9991260
Are you retarded?

>>9991267
*to tell

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Which fusion wins?

>>9991272
No, that's bronies.

>>9991272
KYS REEEEEE

>>9991272
kind of. thats why i would never tell a single person i watch this show

>>9991282
Garnet, it's all a matter of coordination.

>>9991275
oh sure go abead and prove me wrong faggt

>>9991272
Bronies are still alive and (kind of) well.
We are our own kind of retarded.

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>>9991282
Garnet, on the sole grounds of 'muh stable fusion'. If it were like Sugilite or Malachite, that'd be a whole different story. But that thing's just a regular jumbled up mess.

>>9991301
i dont think i can ever take that song seriously again

>>9991299
SPEAK ENGLISH RETARD

>>9991272
Basically what >>9991300 said. Those are two completely different things, and bronies are still a thing that has yet to get old. Nice bait though.

>>9991267
Uh oh! Looks like Beach City's 911 dispatch doesn't support E-911. They can't track your location unless you tell them!

You're starting to get hungry, and you threw the last of your groceries at Pearl while running. The only instrument you have in your house is a jar of mayonnaise.

It's getting dark.

What do you do?

>>9991268
Where? You're stuck in a crowd of people and you see a Pearl in every direction.

What do you do?

>>9991313
MAYONNAISE IS NOT AN INSTRUMENT.

>>9991313
just run

>>9991309
that's what i'm doing
and you still haven't proved me wrong

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>>9991301
We all know Garnet would win but that's no reason to insult the monster, I'm sure it'd try its best.

>>9991313
Give myself up to pearl but covered in mayonaise

>>9991316
Mayonnaise is an instrument.

Wdyd
>>9991319
You keep running north, but then you suddenly run into Pearl again. She has a smile on her face.

Wwyd

>>9991335
try hugging her again

>>9991335
Offer her the condinstrument to leave. Pearl a worst

>>9991335
Play the sickest riff on my jar of mayo while walking towards pearl

>>9991320
There is nothing to prove. Going to an island is a typical tv trope, and those two episodes are completely different. kys and stop being retarded

>>9991340
Lapis's arm is all weird. I know it can be easily explained by her just shape-shifting, but we all know what's wrong with it.

>antimatter bombs are actually being researched and arent theoretical anymore
what the fuck

/SUG/, my name is Doug Dimmadome
Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
Thank you for locating my long-lost gem OC, Datolite Dimmadome
Heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome fortune
If there's anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness
All you need to do is ask!

I hope you all suffer.

>>9991358
>i only watched the first half minute btw

>>9991369
Give me the best weed you can buy

>>9991372
I watch both SU and WBB and watched both episodes when they aired. Stop being an autistic faggot