pony thread
>>9986288
Morning
>>9986339
Morning! How's you?
>>9986252
I guess 27 isn't too late to finish adolescence
>>9986279
personality is much more important. the ultimate turn on
but nobody wants a girl that looks like a trash compactor either
>>9986347
you never know. most fat chicks I've met are either in relationships, or married.
never underestimate low standards!
>>9986288
Can any other pony beat her?
>>9986346
I'm alright thanks. Had a weird dream where I was wearing a costume and pushing this girl around with two other guys, then I started fondling her..
How are you doing?
>>9986382
Interesting dream. I'm fine!
>>9986236
I'll have to figure out something. The one I have was used kek, but like new I guess. I think I told you the last one I had died, theo ne before that I accidentally killed it by throwing a dart at it by accident and rupturing the radiator thing, I had to open the window and quickly kick it out because I wasn't sure if the gas it started leaking was deadly and I wasn't willing to find out so I evacuated the room for a day
>>9986304
>>9986626
What about her? Could she beat Pinkie's efforts?
>>9986667
>>9999999
>>10000000
Getting close.
>>9986659
lol
i didn't know that you broke it that way
why are you just tossing darts around
i think it's just freon in there
>>9986691
what do you think the get will be? let's place bets
>>9986667
So you circlejerkers don't want to discuss something different for once? Sad.
>>9986752
>>9986855
>>9986920
How many hours did it take you to make that?
>>9986954
>>9986974
What's so funny, anon?
>>9986715
It's been a while since I had done that. Thing is I had put a board on the wall and a target to throw darts at and after a while, the one dart that veered grossly off course managed to land right on the AC radiator thing and killed it kek
Also I don't know much about freeon, I have no idea if it's safe to breath and I wasn't gonna find out. Also my PC was in that room and then I had a cellphone that took like 30 minutes just to load google and I wasn't gonna search that so I just let lol
>>9986727
I'm hoping it's gonna be one of us, otherwise it might be one of those other threads.
I'll bet 1000000 will be some random comment by some unsuspecting anon and the 9's will be one of us.
>>9987019
You got some sort of point here?
>>9987066
>>9987037
it displaces oxygen or something so you would die if too much was released. but it's not really any worse than liquid nitrogen. have you looked into ordering any yet?
you made the right choice tho, except the bit where you put the dart board so close to a window
>>9987037
there will be no unsuspecting anons when the get is near. why don't you use a script or something? do you find it unsporting?
>Large
Can't even save images properly
>>9987126
Do you fap to these pics?
>>9987159
Probably a couple of times but not much since I don't really like pony. I prefer human or furry when it comes to hyperscat.
>>9987188
I see. Fascinating.
http://i.imgur.com/aCaKkTa.gifv
>>9987109
Isn't liquid nitrogen expensive? I would get some if I could and just release it all in my room.
I've thought about making one but.. I haven't bothered...
Did you want me to try and make one?
>>9987264
Have you seen the "rainfurrest" albums?
>>9987285
it's not that expensive for how crazy cold it is, you won't need much if you add some insulation and make an ice cavern.
yes
i wonder if you can make one in time
if you do it will be the best get script in existence
>>9987246
You seem really intrigued by this, anon.
STOP POSTING PONYS
>>9987336
No, what is it?
>all this pooping
This doesn't have to do with that pony scat/fat/shitting thread that lasted forever, does it?
>>9987285
>>9987370
>get script
There's this: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/16671-get-watcher
You might be able to use it as a reference.
>>9987422
Link to thread?
>>9987382
Do you practice that in real life?
>>9987385
Hmm, I thought you had. Furry degeneracy:
Part 1 - https://imgur.com/gallery/qcPC8
Part 2 - https://imgur.com/gallery/mkBay
Part 3 - https://imgur.com/gallery/da5h6
>>9987461
No, it smells and I'm a bit of a germophobe. I just like hyperscat.
>>9987486
>>9987555
>>9987504
Very well/ Carry on.
>>9987573
>>9987590
>Carry on.
You mean carry on enjoying it or carry on posting it?
>>9987608
>>9987609
Whatever you want, anon.
>>9987630
>>9987644
Do you... want to see this stuff?
>>9987656
Shh bby, it's ok~
>>9987674
No. But who am I to censor another anon.
>>9987794
Very well then. I shall continue posting.
>>9987370
Nick pls
It seems unsportsmanlike, but that comment gave me an idea...
https://onetimesecret.com/secret/1ffhvuhysxnn1tbhppb36npgn592cca
use my trip to see it, it will be destroyed once you see it..
>>9987440
Does that still actually work?
>>9987829
I'm sure everybody in here appreciates it.
>>9987853
Well they should, because I'm posting some great things.
>>9987830
It appears to still work but only with the native extension.
>>9987919
>>9987980
Oh, so it actually tries to make an educated guess for how long it will be until a certain number is reached? I thought it tried to make a post to get a certain number.
>>9987941
They're gonna need a bigger truck.
>>9988004
One.... one of the images Urshula.... I could see too much... No man should be able to see that...
>>9988039
Kek. Indeed.
Want to see something even bigger?
>>9988063
Sure...
>>9988035
Yes, that's correct. Apologies for the misunderstanding. :P
>>9988061
Please, tell me more~ ... have I traumatized you?
>>9988086
Get ready for it. I drew this (poorly, I can draw better but this was a quickie) myself.
>>9988178
>>9988143
https://i.imgur.com/lyE1kic.png
>>9988178
>>9987830
i thought you would think so.
didn't know such a thing was even possible. it's a good plan and i support it fully. i will pay you a fair fee to make a script tho if you still want to.
same passphrase
https://onetimesecret.com/secret/knv768gmcv89uduaqqvoyrr3dmj0l2h
gtg
Have one really good night yesterday of overwatch then tonight literally get zero wins.
>>9988102
Don't apologize, I was just not sure if it was also able to do the get thing and I didn't want to get on firefox to check if it still worked, but I did anyway and see it's actually a statistic generating script intended to work on multiple boards simultaneously which is why it's so goddamn big. I was wondering why something that would attempt to get a post number was that complicated but I see that's not what it's actually for now.
>>9988267
don't stop playing till you win
>>9988199
You ready for the last two parts?
>>9988208
Hahahaha! I haven't even looked through those albums entirely. Great find there! :P
>>9988221
LOL nick pls
Goodnight. See you later.
>>9988293
As ready as I'll ever be
>>9988292
Nah, I had already exited the game when I posted that, dropped 90sr tonight. Started the night being 8sr away from plat.
>>9988322
>>9988331
Here it comes...
>>9988309
The one girl I saw up to that point, was overweight and had yellow teeth.
>>9988361
>>9988371
>>9988267
>Being bad
>>9988369
You may now wield this degeneracy... this weapon... use it wisely.
>>9988420
Glad you found it amusing anon. Guess it was worth posting after all.
>>9988491
>>9988500
No problem.
>>9988507
>>9988544
>>9988584
>>9988625
>you'll never have a bun cutout.
>>9988716
Why not make one?
>>9988693
Is that the "I've just gotta hold out a little longer and I'll make it through this fuck session" gif?
>>9988742
...no, Rarity is much to dignified for such things.
>>9988716
Those cutouts look cute tho ^_^
>>9988462
>>9988740
It wouldn't be the same.
hey does anyone have the full image ?
>>9988767
Much obliged, but your energy is better spent on trying to win.
>>9988756
You're right... she'd be loving every second!
>>9988780
Why not buy it then?
>>9988805
The picture is of the person that snagged it for their personal collection.
>>9988795
Get me a リコ cutout.
>>9988833
See, she's a dirty girl.
>>9988833
>>9988844
>>9988844
>>9988889
What the fuck does that file name even mean?
>>9988906
You have to read the text in the picture.
>>9988959
It still makes no sense. What did I paste?
It means he "should of" paid attention in school.
EHE
>>9988971
I thought you were perpetuating the meme of being into JCs and lower.
>>9989018
This makes even less sense.
I want to sleep its getting late and i'm getting tired but at the same time i want to stay up for some reason ;~;
>>9988783
Have you tried asking in the clop dumps? >>9983079
>>9988783
anyone ?
>>9989059
oh that must be new as I was looking for one of those and did not see it so i came here
>>9988864
Nou
>>9989040
What do you want to stay up and do?
>>9989159
nothing really something wants me to stay up but i really need to sleep like physically but mentally i can't sleep.
>>9989191
>something
>>9989143
No u!
>>9989191
That sucks maybe try thinking of petting fluffy Nanachis?
Okay i can't even think properly I really need sleep Goodnight /b/read kek.
>>9989295
Goodnight M1ra! Sweet dreams!
>>9989220
Maybe me, but not her
>>9989367
>>9989367
Wait, so are you saying you can be a dirty girl?
>>9989400
Sounds tantalising~
>>9989532
On the internet, anyone can be anything~
>>9989554
A-are y-you trying to flirt with me?
>>9989736
welcome back skitty
>>9989755
hello
>Skitty greets Interrogator but not me
Why even live?
>>9989788
>>9989797
Kill me.
>>9989804
You think you deserve death?
>>9989773
So what are you doing other than waiting for the get?
>>9989824
No, but I desire one regardless.
>>9989788
But.. you never say anything... do you mean to say when you do that thing where you blank post at me? I usually don't know how to interpret those
>>9989629
Not at all!
>>9989788
I suppose the answer is don't even live!
There's no point D:
>>9989837
All I want is for you to come in thread, greet me even if I appear to be absent, and not acknowledge Interrogator at all. This would please me immensely.
>>9989835
A friend from out of the area called me and said they were outside so we were just standing around talking for about 2 hours while I played with my fidget spinner and did dank trick spins.. I started getting bored and said I'd watch a movie, they wanted to come too but I felt too embarrassed to let them inside my room because I have some things they might judge me on so I made up excuses and we parted ways.
>>9989850
So act like a bot then. Hmm.. This is like a new level of strange behavior I'm not sure I'm willing to employ.
>>9989867
Can you tell /b/read what those things were, I can't say I own anything I would be embarrassed by people seeing.
>>9989907
mlp merchandise
>>9989919
Goodnight.
>>9989848
I'm just messing with yah~
>>9989942
Night Urshy
>>9989942
sleep well ursh, remember I'm only like 6 hours away.
>>9989939
Your image makes me uncertain as to whether you are masturbating or you are indicating you are single and looking to mingle.
>>9989907
I was referencing the contents on my computer. my TVs connected to the computer and I'm not willing to have some weird thing come up and then they'd see it and judge me on it forever kek
It's already happened to me twice, one with a friend I drink with every now and then finding my steam profile and my mom finding ponies on my TV lmao
>>9989919
Darwin pls
kek
>>9989965
I am going to KILL MYSELF because of YOU, Script Kitty.
>>9989965
Did you successfully explain it away or did you freeze up?
>>9989976
SHUT UP
I know you're not as psychotic as Missingno. aka that Boo guy
>>9990000
Those are not the same person as far as I am aware.
>>9989976
>>9990017
WOW OKAY
>>9990023
Upon further review, who gives a shit if they are the same person? They might as well be.
>>9989985
With my friend? Well I had taken in my PC to his store cause he wanted to clean it and do some hardware stuff to it so I didn't think anything about it and took it and let them do their thing, stupidly I didn't think he would turn it on but he plugged it in and turned it on while I was watching something he was streaming, then I walked over to where they were and saw it had steam start and somehow the my steam page popped up, he closed it (he also uses steam) and acted like nothing, I just started laughing awkwardly and then he got on google and I was also logged into that and had a pony avatar on it and back then every time I logged into steam I would have a barrage of PMs from ppl, at least 5 ppl immediately PMd me and their ponies started showing up, it was a horrible experience and I could feel myself turning red af but they just ignored it and finished what they were doing.. worst experience I've had in ages
>>9990015
Maybe the Boo you remember is another one. This one was from the pony and anime threads back in 2012-2013 then they were like exclusively using steam. they had gotten a new account cause they made ppl uppset so he was pretending to be some missingno person and went by that now and then flipped their shit at me and started blaming me for irl problems and it was crazy
wow I think the get will come in just 4-5 hours and I'm pretty sure I will sleep by then.. lame
>>9990115
I am referring to the guy who posted the black cat and, to put it crudely, is a fucking retard.
>>9990128
That's what I was think too, it's going to come while most of us are asleep.
Eris has only been coming on to point out my spelling and grammar mistakes.
Me too.
I don't know why missingno hated me so much but they really seemed to not like me, I even started getting lynched by him and northern wind who was trying to get me to apologize to him for everything he was accusing me of. and then blewberry sperging out siding with them about how bad I was
It needs to be done.
>>9990253
>northern wind who was trying to get me to apologize to him for everything he was accusing me of.
What?
>>9990255
Thanks Eris, I appreciate it.
>>9990323
That makes this arduous task somewhat worthwhile.
>>9990299
they were doing the thing they do and assume the role of an arbiter in peoples social issues and because blewberry and this other insane guy were both going off on me for an hour he decided to join too and try to help them find some resolution only problem was the way he wanted to find one involved me assuming responsibility for this guys mental issues and I wasn't into the idea
>>9990848
AM NOT
>>9990848
Same.
>>9990853
in your defense korean unicorns aren't exactly japanese
next time i won't be so lenient
>>9990884
>>9990895
fuck off, weab
>>9990930
Did you have a bad day or something?
what to watch...
>>9990966
Weren't you going to watch space dandy?
>>9990975
kinda dont wana
>>9990740
Right, fair enough
>>9990989
Have you seen Iron Sky yet?
>>9990966
Are you caught up on Adventure Time?
It is pointless to provide him with recommendations.
>>9990944
is this a trick question? i hada good day
>>9991003
kek Idunno how I haven't heard of this one, the trailer looks amusing I'm gonna watch this
>>9991008
already finished it last month, I'm waiting on season 9 to show up :(
>>9991026
Well normally you don't start off trying to harass us, you usually work into it after post a bunch of pictures.
>>9991011
>>9991044
Well I'm going to bed so see ya guys later.
>>9991037
penis
>>9991055
ok. i'll post three bunches beforehand next time
>>9991026
I bet you just had a day.
>>9991054
wut
>>9991103
night
>>9991044
>I'm waiting on season 9 to show up
We are 9 episodes into season 9.
>>9991112
love me some day
>>9991127
yeah but I am waiting on it to finish so that I can watch it consecutively
also I do not know where to find any of the episodes right now I have already tried looking for them I cannot find them without paying for them
>>9986373
Question still remains unanswered, guys.
>>9991360
>anti-anon hate speech
wtf
Anonymous are a plague upon us.
>>9991396
You're in the WRONG neighborhood anon!
add-on using cyborg vermin
>>9991351
y-yeas
>>9991360
Doesn't answer my question, faggote.
>>9991435
>>9991463
anons are people too y'know
>>9991473
take it or leave it
>>9991473
>>9991517
They're more like apparitions that have the ability to become human but rarely do so.
Never going to stop anon posting, just burnt my finger on a pot.
>>9991580
im sorry you will never be human
>>9991601
I'd rather be barely human than fully a monster
>>9991610
>he doesn't know about the option
>>9991601
see it your way
>>9991610
yes, except all the shit comes out of her mouth.. or was that rainbow?
>>9991608
ok this is getting ridiculous
>>9991629
Can you provide some visual proof of this?
>>9991631
Pardon?
>>9991639
no pony can beat pinkie, perhaps not even celestia herself
>>9991679
heya Pasta, how're you?
>>9991683
But you just sad Rarity could?
>>9991687
I'm alright, how are you?
>>9991694
Tired, it's after 9pm here.
but decent.
Watching an old horror/thriller based on the internet from the 80's-90's.
These old things are hilarious.
>>9991707
Ah, I see
It's 7 am over here
>>9991714
Did you sleep well?
BIG MEATY HORSE LOGS
>>9991721
Yeah, I slept pretty decently
>>9991729
>logs
yeah i like me some horse wood
>>9991750
But not horse chocolate?
>>9991730
That's good, have you got many plans for today then?
>>9991750
How's this for horse wood
>>9991776
Not really
>>9991761
just the soda
>>9991780
it looks photoshopped
>>9991780
Fair enough.
>>9991807
How do you feel about anthro, then
>detected possible malicious code in image file
Shit
https://derpibooru.org/1311120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dvSAXEjP_U
>>9991838
I don't save a lot of porn
I think I'll stop posting dicks after this, since theres probably not a lot of people here who appreciate it all too much
>>9991854
Yeah, you should post hyperpoops instead
>>9991854
implying its not you who's enjoying it~
>>9991880
I might be
I'll stop now
>>9991905
*boop*
>>9991975
Yes?
>>9991986
Heya skit
git!
>>9991987
hello
>>9991999
palindrome: noticed
>>9991999
Checked
>>9992013
How are things?
Did you just wake up?
>>9992022
Nope, I've been awake for a while :P
Just finishing up Iron Sky, amusing movie, very silly.
>>9992028
Ah alright
Sounds like a fun movie
>>9992044
And you?
>>9992056
Not too much, might consider playing a game soon
>>9992068
Oh.
Talking about what's up I just found out some guys horses from down the street were left out in the sun all day yesterday and they died from the heat.
These guys had been leaving them in front of my neighbors house these past few days with no shade and would take them at noon for water and bring them back but it was so hot (110F) that they died and the cops came by to ask who's horses those were.
what assholes.
>He actually watched it
I hate it when Interrogator is right.
>>9992170
Right about what? Yall talking SMACK behind my back?
>>9992202
Only the best back smack for skitty
>>9992202
I suggested that you would not watch what was suggested to you.
>>9992217
Wasn't back smack a thing you get in halo 3 when you killed someone from behind like a jerk?
>>9992221
but that's' not true. I've watched things yall recomend me.... >.>
<.<
>>9992245
The halo assassinations, yeah.
I'm going to bed bread, night.
>>9992303
night
>>9992303
goonight
Awright you fuggers. You keep bumping my weirdass porn and cancer threads off my board. These threads have to go.
>>9992439
do you actually lurk any of the other threads
>>9992138
fucked up
>>9992449
Good morning, did you read what I said earlier? Some douchebags around this area...
>>9991999
chekm8
>>9992465
yeah
very rude, and sad. hopefully the horse meat will not go to waste. it is already cooked after all
>>9992454
Haha
I actually do watch that "marecock" thread from time to time and that "clop dump" one. Other than that, there isn't really the correct sort of furry or whatever weird shit I'm into on this board very often.
>>9992449
That's very cute, pretty and more than that...
Moar?
>>9992483
It's Juniper, and she is the happiest fox.
https://www.instagram.com/juniperfoxx/?hl=en
>>9992476
This made me lol on two levels
idunno what they did with it, I think the owner was forced to come clean up their horse and they were charged with animal cruelty/neglect
they make a big deal about stuff like that here, you don't just leave animals in the open like that at this time of year.. pets/elderly die every year due to the heat.. an A/C malfunction will have you killed in a day
that get is getting here a lot slower than I anticipated...
also turns out that thing I wanted to do doesn't quite work anymore, something changed from the last time I did it :/
>>9992502
I would totally love a foxie as a pet, but I don't like the smell of pee. I strongly dislike dogs btw, but foxes seem to mostly only have the good qualities of them.
New.
>>9992524
>>9992524
>>9992524
>>9992524
>>9992524
>>9992527
how many pony threads can you fill in a single day?
>>9992586
They're autists who won't go back to their board. They have nothing better to do with their time.