ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) How has your Father&#

>>9980777
god cock

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>>9980777
>trips
I dunno, i've never met my dad, so i'm just kinda watching ships come dock and go.

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>>9980777
>coins
>coins fucking everywhere

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>>9980741
"... pew?"
>What's the other thing he did that got a lot of attention....? Oh, that's right.
>The star child sulks, taking a seat on his big toe.

>>9980856
cock

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>>9980777
Okay. I kinda don't like Father's Day that much, but, like, I guess I'm kinda an uncle, and that's pretty cool.
>>9980597
"It's been a chill day. Went out, surfed a bit, came home and, like, I'm chilling out now."
"I might wanna do some legit training soon, I'm feelin' a little rusty."

>>9980773
>Rip.
>Cult leader is KOed.
>The bag of gold drops on the ground and so do the balls.
>You guys should get your shit and get the fuck out.
>Rolling to see if anyone checks on this debacle.

>>9980858
>CRUNCH.

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>>9980777
Shit sucks.

>>9980924
>Greet the newcomer with a punch to the face.

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>>9980856
>>9980777
>Wooo, it's raining money from the sky! Seal grabs some.
>This will be handy later!

>>9980974
>roll to rob seal

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>>9980924
>Quincy scoops up the bag of gold and the pokeballs, tucking both inside his coat

>>9980948
"Let's go, before we attract more attention"
>He starts walking right out the front door, whistling a tune to himself

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>>9981014
>Nooo!
>Seal can't let you do that!
>Bubblebeam

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>>9980777
haven't seen my father in years
>>9980856
>picks a bowl and picks the coins on the floor

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>>9980948
>>9980924
>>9981025
"Pew!"
>The two humans and the starchild find themselves teleported to the dance theater, a chiming from the Cosmoem their only warning.

>>9980948
>KO.
>Good job.

>>9981025
>Most of the group is distracted, shit will only go badly if this post rolls a dubs or you roll a dubfail before you make it out of the door.

>>9981095
>Welp.
>Never mind that above message.
>SCENE: OVER.
>Rolling for one last thing.

>>9980856
BING BING WAHOO

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>>9981025
"We'll be fine."
>They crack their neck, following Quincy.

>>9981095
>And are now in a dance theater...
"What."

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>>9981095
>Quincy sighs
"Pew please, if you're going to teleport us, teleport us home"
>He tries to leave the theater and get outside so Zem can fly them home

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>>9980856
>>9980777
>Attempt to get that sweet sweet money and stash it with his friends

>>9981039
>roll to kiss seal

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>>9980914
"Just slowly appreciating more and more Alola, getting accustomed to the heat"
"Team is also feeling like they lack activity, mostly Zeta and Panoptes, but for now..."
>Pickup the zapmouse into a hug
"Lets get comfy, tomorrow is going to be a long day"

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>>9981317
>You don't have to roll for that
>Happy seal noises

honestly a plot where leggos went against humans and pokes would be fun

but fucking
muh comfy

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>>9981197
>>9980777
>>9980856
>Pick two or three coins
>Archen 2fast

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>>9981159
>>9981168
"Pew!!"
>Hearing the word "home", Pew teleports the group to an old, Tudor style home in Sinnoh. Despite its the building is in good condition, the only cracks visible being on the closed door.
>Behind them are massive patches of belladonna, the garden working as a fence for the smaller gardens that make up the yard. One or two bodies are visible towards the border nearest to them, but any others are well hidden by how thick the flower patch is.

>>9981374
(Now remove that last part Anon. You'd sound less like an arse and people would like the idea more.)

>>9981426
(But... I really don't see people like bones and sniffs wanting in on it. Mesprit would probably try to stop it, idk. I don't know why I still come here.)

>>9981374
>Leggos go against humans/pokes
Good way to get weak characters killed, and end up with pokedestined being the center of it all.

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>>9980777
(I always forget to reply to someone)
Father is practically a non entity to me.

>>9981374
(Mostly because most leggos have no reason to go against humans and pokes as a whole right now)
(Feel free to brainstorm a thing, with an unclaimed leggo or two)

>>9981458
(Equilibrium. All I have to say.)

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>>9981486
"I know that feeling, bro."
>Supportive nerd snugs
"Like, maybe marathon training tomorrow will help, like, get my mind off that?"

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>>9981531
Oh, are you gonna run a marathon?

>>9981458
(so you want no character on a oposing team)
(is that what you want?)
(even then mespirit is a pretty weak pokemon, why would it be a threat agains other leggos?)

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>>9981531
>"What did they say about their house before..."
>"..."
>"Ohfuck"
>Snug back harder
"Deffo. Though I can't go personally, have one hell of a workday tomorrow"
"Will pay well at least, for the radio project and... a few other things"

>>9981458
>>9981612
(>Mesprit)
(>Getting involved)
(You do realize sniffers wouldn't even place her at risk, right?)
(Although, to be honest, a plot like this would probably require the pokedestined to win.)

>>9981463
>>9981486
>>9981511
(yeah thanks)
>>9981612
>>9981688
(Yeah you got me, delet the thread XDDDD. No, I meant stopping as in shitposting and bitching until the plot has to be dropped. Like with bat and the grunts.)
(Like with the heracross, it's so easy to just shitpost until something has to be dropped, fuck, someone could probably shitpost SB or Ray or Hilbert consistently and everyone would pressure the players to drop them or change them.)

>>9981731
(when does he shitposts?)

>>9981731
(Well Ray had to change a FC cause of the targeting so yeah. It's possible.)

>>9981761
(Did you miss him literally whining about how "bat is too OP, bat needs pokedestined to beat him" and then "grunts are too OP, grunts need pokedestined to beat them".)
>>9981797
(Very possible. The TERRA plot, the cipher chick, the heracross, ollie, C to an extent I think. I know I'm missing things but this thread is really falling apart with the shitposting in thread and in discord.)
(yes, I know I'm shitposting. I'm trying to point out problems we have.)

>>9981840
yeah

>>9981840
(which is funny that he mostly said on discord while to not shit up the thread, yet "someone" post on thread, "wahh he is whining, he is whing" which riles up people)
(i don't get why people just ignore it)

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>>9980777
Ummm... I don't know him, so I've kinda just been watching movies all day!
I'm watching this one about these space bugs and one of them sucks brains and stuff!
>>9981688
(If you need a Pokedestined to win than you just wouldn't win. The only one actively being played is Sun, and he's a chicken who won't get involved in something unless it's unavoidable.)
(Please don't rely on PDs as your go to for strong opponents, there are always other ways.)
>>9981731
>>9981840
(Yeah, it's always a shame when that happens. It's a problem we know we have, I'm just not certain how exactly to solve it without like... just telling people to shut the hell up or something.)

name 1 (one) good plot that has happened in these gay ass threads

>>9982106
Farsail :^)

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>>9981420
"This... isn't home, Pew"
>He pinches his nose between his fingers, then realizes that hurts like a bitch
"Can you take us back to my house?"

>>9982106
MCD was decent

>>9982106
(If you mean a plot that actually completed then none, because they all die out due to shitposting or just being dropped, Farsail included)

>>9982132
>>9982150
ok now fags think about what made it good

>>9982106
the pokemon deleter plot had start, middle and end, and i liked it
but i guess you forgot because you only remeber the ones that don't end well more than the ones that do

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>>9981984
Hell, we are sort of neighbors now, you could come in some day. The more people, the better the movie night.

>>9981840
(There's not really much that can be done about shitposting, apart telling the players to not reply or more drastic measures that I really don't want to happen)

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>>9982196
(The Zekrom and Reshiram plot got finished but uh... It never got a chance to really get interesting before Kyurem and Black stomped Zek into submission and N was forced to take action, so idk how good you'd consider it.)
>>9982274
Um... I don't think I've seen you in Undella, which villa is yours...?

>>9982266
>Guy asks about plots
>u-u dont remember it
how high

>>9982321
(i literally talked about it)
(can't you read?)
(oh wait it's the selective memory that you have working)

>>9982321
On a scale of 1-10? Yes.

>>9982358
>Mention a thing you missed
>Y-you arent paying attention
gold metal for this kid

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>>9982312
Oh sorry, thought you still lived near Hau'oli.
My mistake.

(Please stop replying to the obvious shitposter cloaked in a thin layer of concern)

>>9982377
(so?)
(even so it's still a plot)
(you missing it or not is irrelevant)

>>9982403
>you missing it
>implying i didnt take place in deletman
seriously wheres the trophy

>>9982403
>>9982425
>Being this aggressive towards something that shouldn't matter much now.
(Can you guys not be so fricking mean and converse like normal civil people?)

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>>9982401
My mom lives in Iki Town but um... I kinda started staying with Annie?
... aw man, I um... just realized I never uh... actually asked Annie if I could...
It's gonna suck if I've um... Actually been bothering her or something...

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HELLO.
I AM THE META METAGROSS.
I AM HERE TO SAY THAT BEING RUDE TO EACH OTHER IN OOC TEXT IS GROSS.
AND ALSO META.
THEREFOR META AND GROSS.
LIKE MY NAME.
IT IS A PUN.
BE AMUSED.
HA.
HAHA.
THANK YOU.
>fly awaaaaay

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>>9982519
(rip, I Ray'd in my own joke funpost end me)

>>9982532
>Pat the memegross

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>>9982519
...
>Alain pours out his wine, switching out of Tobias' clothes and into a pair of riding shorts and a tank top.

>>9982510
have you ever sucked cock before sun

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>>9982510
Well, thanks for remembering me to visit Iki town again, last time was months ago and we were in a hurry.

>>9982519
>>9982532
(Thank you Metagross of meta advice)

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If i'm royalty, can I have people be beheaded?

>>9982669
Ye.

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>>9982669
kid,,,
where are your parents

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>>9982587
Um... no?
That's kinda a random question, anon....
>>9982668
No problem!
Whaddya need in Iki Town?

>>9982712
>Roll to teleport Nebby's ball into Kalos.

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>>9982690
Coool! I wonder who I should behead first!
>>9982691
Dead! I'm the last one here! with spooooky ghosts.

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>>9982669
... no, I don't think so. You'd just be a figurehead due to modern government.

... does anyone know if you can hallucinate something from secondhand smoking? And if you can secondhand smoke by wearing a smoker's clothing?
I just saw something really fucking weird and I don't have any other explanation for it.

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>>9982669
What.

>>9982712
Just visiting and relaxing this time, weeks since I moved here and there's still much to visit. Blame work for that.

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>Meanwhile, in the great marsh

>An injured pink and black bear lays against a tree, looking up at the sky.
>He's been drifting in and out of consciousness for several hours now, and his fur is soaked to the bone from rain and the general wetness of the marsh.
>Would this be how the story ends for Theodore Roosevelt...?

>>9982712
well sun i can demonstrate how to do it.

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>>9982785
oh...
i must apologize but don't you have anyone you stay with it, like a family member a kid being unsupervised is not safe

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>>9982721
>The dice said "no", anon, rip you
>>9982814
... no thanks, anon, I um..
I've seen how it goes...
>>9982802
Oh. Well um... I'd say go to Ten Carat Hill!

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>>9982794
Awww.. and
Maybe you're just crazy, and why would you wear a smokers clothes?

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>>9982803
>There is rustling in some nearby bushes
>A crawdaunt walks out of them, scratched and scuffed up, and carrying a torn pokemart bag
>He pokes the bear, taking something out of the bag
>A potion
Well...morning, I guess.

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>>9982892
Mmmmmmorning...?
>The bear blinks his eyes awake as the crawdaunt pokes him, slowly looking over.
...Shelldon...?

(...Hey Bat, did Sniffs cause you to drop your plot?)

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>>9982794
No?
Maybe it just happened. IRL.

>>9982842
Mental note taken, I will need to take longer breaks to visit all of Alola.
Maybe even take the trials, hah.

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>>9982849
Because uh.... Tobias' clothes are comfortable?
I don't think I'm crazy?
>>9983042
I don't even know anymore.

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>>9983007
(Decline to answer.)
>>9982842
>Drop grape soda on.
>Last two numbers is how much.

>>9983059
(OH MY GOD YOU'RE BACK AGAIN I'M SO FUCKIN HAPPY)

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>>9982138
>Pew's chiming is a mix of sad and confused, staring at the house for a few moments longer before teleporting them back to Quincy's house.

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>>9982993
Er, yeah. Morning.
I... managed to get a potion.
>Holds it up
>Then sprays it on Ted
>Being the base level heal, this may not fully heal the bear, but it's definitely going to leave him better off than he was
...Better?

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Okay
Mister bug. Thing i made a big enough shirt for you

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>>9983116
>Success, Teddy has gone from Fainted to 10% health.
>The bear grits his teeth, before sighing, then blinking.
Nnngh... my everything still hurts like a son of a bitch... what'd I miss...?
>He then blinks... turns out fainted bears aren't the best at collecting memories
...Wait, where are we? ...And why am I wet...?

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>>9983120
>The buzzwole takes the shirt, excitedly trying it on
>Does some flexing in it, visibly pleased with her handiwork
>Tearing open a rift, it reaches into it, and hands her a pile of money and some odd fruits, probably picked from ultra space
>Last post number x100, I guess?
>Awaits her response, continuing to show off it's arms in the meantime

>>9983196
(x1000, actually)

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>>9983042
Yeah, there's a lot of cool stuff here!
Like the Va-
>>9983059
>Oh shit that's a lot of soda
>Sun shrieks in surprise as 59 bottles of "soda" land on him
"WHAT THE..?? WHERE'D...?
>He squints at the ceiling suspiciously

its funny how everyone talks about sniffs being cool when hes basically killesd multiple plots been shittalked in GM chat and been outed on playing certain characters

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>>9983178
...The most boring marsh on the planet. The great marsh, of Sinnoh. I don't know how we got here, but...uh...
At least we are safer than we were?
>Rain starts falling again, the lobster letting out a groan
Can you walk?

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>>9983196
>>9983213
that would be enough
thank you whoever you are, mister muscle bug

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>>9983102
"Thank you Pew, your dads should be around here somewhere, why don't you go look for them?"
>Quincy collapses into a chair, pulling out the bag of gold and belt of pokeballs he got from the cult
"Mort died for this... Arceus damn, what a waste"

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>>9983297
"...You want some time alone?"
>They look over the blueprints, waiting for an answer.

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>>9983265
I... I think so...
>The bear groans as he lifts himself up, a little unsteady on his feet.
>He places a paw against the tree behind him for support.
...Can we go somewhere that isn't as... you know... wet?

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>>9983326
"I'm fine, and besides, I need to get this and the scrolls back to where I got it, that won't take long, learned a new trick thanks to Gadreel"
>He goes and grabs the scroll bag, and then pulls out Oathkeeper and Oblivion
"Alright guys, we did this short range today already, let's go long"
>Rolling to shadow sneak to God City Temple, Sinjoh

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>>9983271
>It nods, patting her on the head
>Winks, and flexes goodbye, leaving a small photo of himself on a nearby table
>Then tears open a portal, and leaves...

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>>9983378
>Hey we didn't die.
>Jay is a Hoenn native and not really used to the cold.
"Where are we going...?"

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>>9983429
>They land right at the top of the temple, blisteringly cold air lashing across the both of them
>Quincy pulls his hood up and shouts over the howling wind
"Come on, we're going inside!"

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>>9983344
...
Everything here is wet.
It's literally nothing but mud, rain, and sorrow.
>He says this with a vindictive tone, clearly harboring resentment towards the area
The marsh isn't infinite, but... it's still a long walk to get out.

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>>9983215
Uh? Did something happen over there?

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>>9983464
>Jay silently follows him inside.
"..."
>They rub their hands together, thank god for gloves.

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>>9983470
...

...Well, why are we wasting time standing around, then? Sounds like we both want to get out.

...Lead the way, I guess?

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>>9983526
Uh...yeah.
Be careful, and avoid the more muddy spots and water.
You'll sink straight in, and never get out.
>Shelldon starts walking, carefully leading the bear through the swamp

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>>9983492
Yeah, a whole bunch of soda kinda just...
Landed on me?
It was weird.

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>>9983517
>Inside is much warmer, by nature of blocking out the wind chill
"Welcome to Sinjoh, specifically, the ruins of what I call God City, and this is their biggest temple, where I got the scrolls for the Arceus-City and this gold, and now I'm returning both"
>He leads him down a flight of stairs that opens into what looks like a church, at the back of the room is a statue of Arceus, which Quincy goes around to the back of
>He climbs up inside for a few moments, then climbs back out
"Alright, offering returned, now Arceus won't smite me for taking the gold from the rest of this place to fund construction, I think I've got a good idea of where it might be, if we want to start gathering it tonight"

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>>9983405
umm good bye...
>adri puts the money down and looks at the picture
why did he give me that?

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>>9983556
>Bear nods, carefully following the lobster through the swamp... his gait unsteady, but stable enough to move forward.

>I suppose rolling for travel time, last two digits
>If 00, the bear ends up stuck in the mud.

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>>9983561
Guess someone likes you enough to send you free soda.
How sweet.

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>>9983644
Ha ha... I guess so...
I've um... Been counting it and it's...
... 59 bottles? I think?

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>>9983597
it's not bad, mighe as well keep it
>adri puts on a frame
>she puts on her room

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>Somewhere in Unova, what appears to be a massive Ultra Wormhole opens amid a thunderstorm

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>>9983585
>Yep, he just climbed up the anus of a god you barely believe in.
>Nothing makes sense anymore.
"Yeah, sure, I'm game. Any freaks with Aegislashes going to be floating around here?"

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Hey /par/. Me and a bunch of my buddies just kicked the hell out of this grass trainer. We took over his house and then he started getting all pissy and crying on the internet, so like, shit got real.

Loser was all like "imma be dipluhmadik cuz u took muh house and hurt muh feelins whaaaa" and then I was like "NOPE, MEGADRAIN" and then these like, 5 ivysaur dudes that were bangin' on in the back room all showed up, and I told them to throw him in the pool and let the tentacrule back there lewd him up and THEY TOTALLY DID, ABSOLUTE MADMEN!

Ssso uh, anyway, what do you do when you've got a live human tied up, half drowned, and full of uh... "sap"?

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>>9983684
>ACTION: WATCH AND RECORD.
>NOTE TAKING: BEGIN.

>>9983710
hey borb

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>>9983684
Someone needs to stop opening these and not using them... Nihilego.
>Kartana closes the portal.

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>>9983678
Really likes you, I guess.

>>9983710
You free him before the local law enforcement gets wind. By that, I mean right now.

>>9983710
>Inb4 this is just the doggo again and N gets involved

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>>9983726
>something falls out of it
>it is not an ultra beast that is on record
>it looks like... a spacecraft, of unknown origin
>>9983797
>it falls out just as the portal is closing

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>>9981588
Nah, more like I'm gonna do battle training all day tomorrow. It's gonna be, like, hella intense.
>>9981632
"Yeah, man... I'll see what we can do, OK? Maybe I'll get, like, John to help."

>>9983682
>>9983597
>The photo is of buzzwole showing off, in full glory, roses scattered around

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>>9983710
As a grass type I say eat him.

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>>9983710
Well... I would suggest calling in sick to his job for him and cleaning him up - it's less likely to get Pokemon control called on you.
It would be easier to help if I could see the situation myself, can you send me your location?
>>9983842
(N has been involved in this plot since it's first post...?)

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>>9983847
>ACTION: STEAL THAT SHIT AND BRING IT BACK TO COLRESS

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>>9983826
>Were Seb anywhere near Sun he would see how hard the boy flinched in response
Ha ha... Um...
I guess...
I uh... Don't know what to do with it now...

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>>9983893
>it blasts off at low altitude, seemingly searching for a place to land

>>9983935
>crossover garbage

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>>9983863
>adri looks at the image
Hmmm....
>she may be staring at it for a while
Nice picture...

>>9983935
>crossover fuckery

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>>9983710
Uhhhh...
Not this: >>9983865
I've seen what happens to Pokemon who eat humans, bro. Holy Fug can, like, get away with it because nobody's gonna try to slap his shit.
'Chu, though, like, 'chu'd end up like that one Salazzle a few years back in my home Region. Put down, like, hard.

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>>9983933
A party, maybe?

>>9983849
"I'll just need Hal, feel free to take everyone else in the team for a spin. Though Jay seems content being at the same level as Hal"
>Sighing
"I need to relax, I'm starting to stress out again with work again. Though not as much as Catalyst in its worst moments"

>>9983935
>space ship
>par

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>>9983826
...Kinda kills the whole Bandit Queen angle I was hoping for.

>>9983865
Much better.

>>9983879
My location? Uhhh... cccrhk ssshshshshsh- Ooooh noo, you're breaking up whoopse - ccshshshshshhhh - I-i'm going through a tunnel, I'll call you back.

>>9983959
Okay. So that's a "no" to the human stew idea, got it.

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>>9983629
>The land slowly begins to become drier, the mud turning to dirt, then grass, as they reach the edge of the marsh
Well...that didn't go horribly.
You doing okay, Ted?

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>>9983703
"I don't think so, maybe an aegislash on it's own, but there's never been any humans here that I haven't personally brought with me, come on"
>He leads them down several flights of stairs to a room with a strange pillar in it's center, and statues of arceus lining the walls
>there's also several hallways branching out from it, and on the ground are the signs of a fight
"we found a flute here that summoned Arceus himself, guarded by haunter, that was fun, but it's not what we're after today, follow me"
>he checks out one of the hallways
>rolling

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>>9984004
Hey if you need someone to bail you out I'm your grass type.

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>>9983935
>it eventually finds one on the outskirts of the league
>a strange, fuzzy creature, perhaps a pokemon, and a robot hop out

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>>9983959
>Hug the 'chu
>He needs it, given that memory

>>9984004
You are really trying hard at getting put down.
You don't need to do this.

>>9984004
>She typed out static noises
>And is breaking up
>On a Hoennian trumpetsmithing forum
I love it.
Genuinely.

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>>9983981
(I mean, they're a thing here, it's just like... NASA type shit, not personal spaceships.)
(Exception to the Beeheeyems)
>>9984004
That's a weak excuse, considering you happen to be posting to a forum.
A "no" would have sufficed.

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>>9984087
>Grimsley flicks cards at it from behind a pillar.
"Bisharp if it comes near us night slash it."

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>>9984053
>Ted status report
>Still at 10%, soaked to the bone, most likely shivering and probably developing hypothermia because he's never been outside of a desert before, bottom half of legs coated in mud
...Y-yeah... I'm fine... I think.

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>>9984143
>It looks around for the thing throwing cards at it
>It locks eyes with Grimsley and raises an eyebrow

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>>9984087
>>9984197
>A woman yawns, watching from an airborne position near the ceiling, floating lazily using psychic powers.
"...."
>>9984143
"Why do all the strange things happen in Unova?"

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>>9984207
"I don't know. I'm running out of cards here, help."
>>9984197
...
>Flick.

>>9984197
( Hey dude, a moment, please? )
( Faceclaims from other series are mostly cool, but full-on crossovers aren't kosher in thread. Sorry. )
( You're welcome to participate, but people would prefer it if you drop the Ratchet & Clank thing and try to fit mostly in the Pokemon setting )

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>>9984207
>>9984241
>It's ears twitch, and then it facepalms, adjusting a dial on it's helmet
"Could you say that again, and stop throwing cards at us?"

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>>9984173
...
>Bear is shivering, and coated in mud
>Concern levels: rising
Uh...we should really dry off somewhere.
There's a town nearby, but...
Might not be the best idea for me to go back there. I sorta got desperate.

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>>9984241
>With a sigh and a burst of psychic power the thrown cards fling themselves at Grimsley, at least one hitting him in the face.
>>9984261
>She watches, squinting and scrutinizing, eyes still gleaming with psychic energy.
".... you are not from here."

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>>9984261
"...こんにちは."
>The man who looks like he hasn't slept in five days and eaten in six steps out.

>>9984304
"OW."

>>9984261
>>9984260
(Yeah, that, or make it fit in a Pokemon setting. Case in point: The Kingdom Hearts expie with actual keyblades is cool because the keyblades are a Doublade, and I've seen someone do Bladewolf from MGS:R and explain it away as a Type:Full prototype made by Aether. ...That being said, I have zero idea as to how to make fucking Ratchet and Clank work.)

>>9984261
Man, Aether's experiments are getting really weird.

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>>9984267
>Bear blinks, and looks down at the crab as he leans against a nearby tree.
...Define desperate.

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>>9984304
"I get that a lot, could you tell us what galaxy we're in?"

>>9984320
"What?"

>>9984260
(I read that this thread was having trouble with stagnation, and people wanted to shake things up, so I thought I'd help, if like, a LOT of the actual players and not just anonymous dumbasses want it to stop, just say so, but right now it looks like it's going well)

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>>9984350
Well...uh...the pokemart and pokecenter both refused to give me a potion, because they thought I was just mooching free ones from them.
I ended up stealing one?
I was worried about you, and... not thinking clearly.

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>>9984086
Neeto burrito.

>>9984095
...You can prove nothing, move along.

>>9984093
Look, I already got 40 custom t-shirts that say Lady Roseade Sinensis' Merry Mons on them. The Bandit Queen gig is sticking damnit.

>>9984131
I - you- aking- up - CHSSSHURRRRRR BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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>>9984392
...
>Bear sigh

...Is there any chance you could walk in with me and that'd take the heat off you? I certainly still look and feel like shit... Or are we just going to have to either just resort to crime, or hoof it to the next town?

>>9984389
(Yeah, I understand, thanks. But full on crossovers are still a no-no)

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>>9984320
"あなたはアクセントを持っています, ギーマ。"
>She picks up a card, twirling it between her fingers.
>>9984389
(I was gonna have Caitlin ask him to return to his own dimension but uh... Maybe like... I don't know, I'm dead on ideas on how to make him fit into this rp man)
>The woman stares blankly, the card continuing its twirling all on its own
"Perhaps "which dimension" would be a better question."

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>>9984417
You are not even good at laying low. Enjoy the local SPAT team or SPAT analogue.

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>>9984389
(Non-anonymous here, I'm >>9984338)

>>9984417
...You do know that IP tracing is... a thing, right? You might want to clean shit up before things go out of control.

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>>9984389
"The milky way...? Are you lost?"
>Grimsley shuffles a deck, watching it.

>>9984465
"Oh, please. I'm working on it."

>>9984508
(Man, avoid the IP tracing thing. It's not fun for people to deal with.)

>>9984508
>IP tracing to ruin plots
chuckles at it agan

>>9984528
>>9984557
(I'm not going to have anyone actually do it, Zeta included. I'm just mentioning the possibility of it happening. Calm your fucking tits.)

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( I'm >>9984260, by the way. )

>>9983968
"Works for me, bro."
>Ray looks around.
"Uh, if my bro's here I think he is, like, he's gonna come home feeling bad."

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>>9984456
Uh...
I don't think either of us have money to pay for it...
And petty theft doesn't make people like you very much...
I'm sorry about this.
>Lobster sighs
We can either go to the next town, or...take our chances. Which probably aren't good, but...maybe they'll understand?

>>9984565
>overly hostile ooc
AT IT AGAIN

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>>9984565
(Hey Chuckles, wanna stop being so fucking defensive? You've done that shit before, do I need to remind you of the time you fucking traced and ganked that Zoroark?)
>>9984528
"I am sure you are... Perhaps in a few years you will be fluent."

>>9984623
(not him but)
(that is not hostile)
(he's saying to him to calm down)

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>>9984465
>The robot on his back speaks up
"This is what you deserve for using the Gravometric Warp Drive you built out of Blargian scrap metal"
>The fluffy one rolls his eyes
"Relax, Clank, it's not like we haven't been stranded before, at least this time we've still got the ship"
>He looks back at the woman
"So, which dimension?"

>>9984528
"...Milky Way? So you people do have galactic maps, do you know which way it is to the Solana Galaxy?"

>>9984661
>>9984462
>>9984508
(I'll see what I can do about transforming him? That or he's just gonna leave)

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>>9984508
>>9984565
"Hey, would you be willing to train with Ray for most of tomorrow? Going to be busy with work"
(I agree that you should stop replying to every shitpost)

>>9984569
"How so?"
"I have a few plans for tonight but if he needs help, I'm going to help"

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>>9984475
Wait what.

>>9984508
This was a lot less complicated in the movies.

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>>9984565
(ok)

>>9984629
"...Perhaps. You want to go to Kalos for some Key Stones later?"

>>9984661
>Bluff roll.
"Ten parsecs from Betelgeuse."

>>9980822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVjnBo96Ug

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>>9984717
Well, the movies usually don't have modern things like the Internet or cell phones involved, because... say, for instance, you're in a horror movie where a killer's stalking you, and he cuts the phone line. Cell phones don't run off the phone line.

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>>9984717
Special Pokemon and Tactics, Unovan law enforcement special group. Wouldn't want to cross them any day.

>>9984683
(If you can find a way to explain the everything about him in Pokemon setting, excellent)
(Might need to retcon a few things, though)

>r&c crossover gets to stay
and +1 reason to leave

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BURN IN HELL FURFAGS

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>>9984726
>Good enough for him
"Alright, thanks!"
>He hops back into his ship and takes off into space

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>>9984693
"He might, like, wanna talk. That, or just watch movies and sleep, I dunno."
>>9984794
( We're trying to address the issue politely. )

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>>9984762
...
CSSSHSHSH You're breaking- ssshshshshshshshhhhh

>>9984770
That sounds. The opposite of good. You think I could maybe have my bard sing them a tune until they get distracted and fall asleep?

>>9984830
(Yeah, sorry I'm gonna get the HB treatment but if he comes back I might just post my characters and fuck off.)

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>>9984596
...

>Bear sighs.
Off to the next town, I guess.

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>>9984853
Let me mention that they are not averse to get really rough, or targeting trainers.
Nevermind what they would do to an actually hostile pokemon.
They have most probably earplugs, or an Exploud.

>>9984830
"In that case it's movie time with the f a m, probably"
"We can go to Ten Carat hill some other night, it seems like a real romantic location"
"Maybeenoughtogetintimate"

>>9984794
(We are working to get his char to work in the Pokemon setting)

>>9984901
(aren't you exaggerating just a little bit?)

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>>9984661
>>9984683
(Could uh... Go for a... Lucario... With a buncha mental disorders... that thinks he's Ratchet? Idk man having him leave and introducing a new character that actually fits is the best course here.)

"Not the one you belong t-"
>Aaaand he's gone.
>>9984726
>Caitlin pushes back her hair, revealing matching keystone earrings.
"A present from Cynthia."

>>9984943
(Yeah, cool. I wish people would change shit up IC, have some leggos be antags or something, why do literally ALL of them like humans.)
>>9984956
(Probably, time to go back to lurking.)

>>9984969
(...I'd personally suggest against having it be a Lucario, to prevent shitposters. They had a field they the last time a Lucario character entered the fray.)

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>>9984827
>Bluff master.
>Wave.

>>9984969
"I'd offer to play you for one but we know how it'd turn out."
"...Back to the party room?"

>>9984993
(I know what happens with Lucarios. I was just kinda brainstorming to myself, honestly.)
>>9984984
(All of my legendaries are neutral and see them more as like... tools than anything. I'll bring back my antag leggo though, we'll see if it works better than last time.)

>>9984984
>Leggos
>Antags
It's like you like being able to do absolutely nothing.

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>>9984943
>John opens the door, looking frazzled.
"Happy Father's Day."
>Into the chair he goes, clutching his head.

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>>9984930
...Yeah.
Sorry... about that.
>Lobster sighs, and starts walking down the road, bear in tow

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>>9985057
"John, what just happened?"
"Hold on"
>Rush to the kitchen and back, John looks like he needs a stiff drink

>>9984984
(Nothing is preventing you right now from claiming one of the unclaimed leggos and play it antag)
(Just remember that playing a good antag is hard)

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...
First poster here to reach the peak of Mt. Pyre gets a gift from me.
If someone reaches it at the same time as you you'll need to fight for it.

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>>9985023
"Your ears are not pierced. You would not possibly be able to wear it."
>She doesn't even land again, floating after Grimsley into the "party room"

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>>9985158
>John takes the drink and chugs it down.
"Father's Day happened. I went for a visit. It didn't go well."
"Fuck... it was like dealing with your mom."

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>>9985191
No teleportation or flight.

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>>9984004
I'd say eat him! It'd be poetic, since he's probably a vegan! You might even get a new friend if he becomes a ghost.

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>>9985191
>WHALE SPOTTED
>Don't forget the job Rayquaza gave you, Hilbert.
What kinda prize?
>Looping an arm around Desmond's waist, Hilbert releases his Kartana, stepping into Ultra Space. He hesitates, waiting for a response before he decides whether or not to step through the nex-
>>9985243
>Reconsidering his options, he has the portal open to the base of Mt Pyre.
"Hopefully that's far enough from the peak..."

>>9985158
>Just remember that playing a good antag is hard
(Not if you are Ray. Yes he doesn't always make a good antag but there are some good ones.)

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>>9985225
"Shit man, I kinda expected him to be dead in a tragic accident"
"This is actually worse"
>Time to drink as well

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>>9985191
>>9985243
How far is that from Mauville?

Hey PAR?
I went to the Pokemon Center in Veilstone and my Empoleon is acting really funny after the checkup.
He keeps sitting and staring at the wall, it's like he's comatose or something.
He responds for about 10 or so minutes when i put him back in the ball and let him out and then he goes back to acting comatic.

>>9985334
somebody musta sliped him some antidepressants lmao am i right boys

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>>9985296
You'll have to get there to figure it out.
>>9985327
Very.

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>>9985069
>Bear follows.

>No seriously, I don't have any idea what else to do here other than that, sorry

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>>9985309
"Nah, he moved out during a messy divorce. He's not exactly happy that I'm not at my old job, that I'm even bothering with Training and Pokemon in general. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't had a stress heart attack yet."

>>9985348
Uh, so I asked him if he could do anything and named a few examples.
He, uh, did them all, in the order that I named and then went back to staring.

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>>9985350
Welp, time to hit the road
>Not even rolling, he is not going to get there first

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>>9985409
>>9985334
(I keep forgetting to reply)
When did he start being like this?

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>>9985387
"Not exactly happy indeed, you seem like you encountered a shitstorm with legs"
"These types that are against pokemon perplex me"

>>9985460
Directly after the checkup. I'm not sure if they did something or he was acting like this before.
I mean, he wasn't acting like this before. Something happened in there, I think.

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>>9985373
>Up route 212 they go
>The lights of a large city are visible, in the distance
Well... that's promising.
Can definitely fix you up there.

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>>9985350
... right.
>Time to go through this fucking mountain
>I'll do it like this...
>Hilbert can't progress to the next floor until he gets evens, every odds is a wild Pokemon encounter or a trainer.

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>>9985515
"It's more that he sees anything concerning Pokemon up-close and personal as a distraction from career advancement. Something for other, non-success-track people."
"I told him about Ray, and he flipped his shit..."

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>adri snaps back from looking at the picture
uhh
yeah... that was a nice picture but i should put somewhere closed off

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>>9985556
>The bear blinks as he sees the lights of the city.
...Huh. Well... that's something you don't see every day in Orre...

I uh, in we go I guess?
>Onwards!

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>>9985573
"Well there it is, a gender bent version of my mom. Pray they never hook up"
"You were holding the news about Ray for almost half a year?"

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>>9985432
>Ian you can do it.

>>9985569
>I was expecting some more people to get in on this, honestly.
>Duskull LV 30 appeared.

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>>9985604
>Into the sprawling expanse of hearthome city they go
>The fifth largest one in the world
...Wow. This is... big.
>Stares on, in awe
>Remember you have a wounded bear in tow
...See a center anywhere?

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>>9985528
>Walking from Mauville
>Carrying a lot of repels

>>9985528
That's bloody suspicious, what do the PokeCenter aides say? What about other trainers in the area?

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>>9985645
>Not many people in Hoenn, rip
...Hell.
>Bagon LV 35 is sent out.
>Bagon used Dragon Dance!

>kyogre offering something cool
>everyone would rather comfypost
and this is why this shithole is dying
this is why the ciphergrunts are strong
because you fucking retards would rather comfypost than do anything
fucking
going to get a character on this so i can fuck you tards up

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>>9985634
"First he accused me of hitting the drugs, then he tried to call the cops."
"Also, I don't think they'd hook up, unless they bump into each other at work. Oh, and as for Ray? I knew he wouldn't believe it."

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>>9985708
( I have only one occasional non-FCed poster in Hoenn and am scaling back my RPing due to RL shit, dude. )

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>>9985645
>By popular demand
>Rolling for travel time to Mt. Pyre
>40 + (last two digits / 2)

>>9985708
(Making chars is the correct answer)

>>9985708
K

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Humans. You all seem to have lost my gift.
Reclaim it in one week, or I will force it into you again myself.

>>9985744
(Exactly. You're the problem.)
>>9985745
(What I'm doing.)

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>>9985656
>Bear rolls for finding the Hearthome Pokecenter
>Evens other than 0: Pokecenter found
>0: someone finds them first
>Odds: nothing

>>9985708
(I personally have exactly three characters active. Of those three characters, two are in Alola, one of which is tied down and the other has exactly zero way to get to Hoenn, and the third is doing plot in Sinnoh at the moment. I can't go.)

>>9985708
>Slateportfag: jump inna cheap speedboat, try to get to Mt. Pyre.

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>>9985759
( I can't exactly throw my RL shit out the window to RP more, dude. Why the hostility? )

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>>9985755
... um.
Who are you...?

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>>9985803
I am Azelf, in the beginnings of the world, I gave Humanity the gift of Willpower, but I can see it has faded, what was once a great light has become but a dull glimmer.
Rekindle the light, or I will do it myself, and my method will not be pleasant for anyone.

>>9985759
(No, I think you're the problem here famygdala.)

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>>9985755
What gift would that be? Were there party favors? Was I not invited?

>>9985801
(Because.)
>>9985836
(OH! Because I'm RPing and trying to make plots?????????? Dang!!! You got me!!!!!!)

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>>9985723
"What a godsdamned role model of a father, at least you took the nice house"
"I don't think mom ever comes to Alola for work so at least we're safe in that and yeah, Ray's tale is quite unbelievable... and I'm real happy to be part of it."
"What else did you tell him?"

>>9985759
(Un-fucking-called for)

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>>9985825
Oh....
I um... spent an entire year and a half saving up money and doing weird jobs and stuff just so I could summon and be friends with Ho-Oh, does that count....?

>>9985848
(No because you're being a cunt about nothing.)

>>9985759
(Pretty sure doing non-comital RP, when you can't be reasonably consistent in your attendance, is actually a good and admirable thing)

>>9985856
(get fucking bent youre the problem with your comfyplot bullshit)
>>9985869
(YEP!)
>>9985872
(Anon that's way too many big words for me)

>>9985848
>>9985896
(I'm going to agree with this guy, even if he is a cunt.)

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>>9985838
It is one you posses in great quantities, for most humans, the life you have lived would have spelled death.
You, and some others, are examples of my Gift, Willpower.

>>9985863
You are an example to be looked up to, the rest of the masses should learn from you. I have an ally that shall be testing humanity's willpower as a whole, should you or any other true examples of my gift interfere, it will be proof to me that humans have lost my gift, and I will be forced to find it for them.
Your "Pokedestined" cannot save you this time, humans.

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>>9985745
>45, rounded down to 44
>22
>Total: 66
>Time to walk

>>9985825
>>9985755
What...?

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>>9985936
Hey Azzy~
You need some help?

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>>9985765
>No luck
...This place is like a maze.
Still better than the marsh, though.
Uh... maybe it's on the outskirts?
>Rolling

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>>9985936
That's cool and all but I'm still kind of fed up with adventure after getting almost killed by a Metagross.
That and I have a boyfriend, nay, a whole family to look up after.

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>>9985825
So what, you'd have us all drop everything and go to Mt. Pyre like a bunch of sheeple, just because Kyogre said to? I believe we can get along just fine without.

>>9985936
Oh good, more world-ending disasters. As if the world hasn't had enough of those in recent years yet.

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>>9985896
>>9985848
( Okay, I'll be blunt: If you're this combative and hostile to people, you should reconsider whether to GM major plots. And that's coming from someone who GMed major plots. )

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>>9985979
I see why he says you guys are lazy now.
Hmmm....

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>>9985936
Oh... So I can't help?
Okay um... Can I have front row seats though?
I haven't had much to do lately!
>>9985949
Hi Fug!
Are you in on the thing too?

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>>9985999
I work my ass off to get multiple projects running, dude.

>>9985994
(This)
(You make a good plot, and the chars will come to it)

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>>9985949
Please, aid me by not interfering, the world relies far too much on their legendaries, ordinary humans and pokemon alike have grown complacent.

>>9985979
I have nothing to do with Mt. Pyre, and this is not a world-ending disaster, but a world saving miracle, either humanity and pokemon will prove they can handle a threat without their pokedestined and legendaries, or I will grant my gift again through a great purge of disaster, it will be painful, but the world will improve for it.

>>9986023
The world is the stage, you are already in the best seats possible.

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>>9986023
Maaaaaaybe.

>>9986096
...You think I could aid you by causing some trouble?

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>>9986096
A purge seems like a disaster to me.
What is the objective?

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>>9985936
It sounds like a good cause... I'm currently in Orre but I'd love to take a front row seat. It sounds wonderfully fun! And Exciting! and Educational! It's good to teach others after all. I look forward to this immensely! Incredibly even!

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>>9986096
...

>Spindanon sighs.
Mind at least telling us where this disaster will end up being? I swear, if it's in Hoenn...

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>>9985979
"Yeah. Like, back in January, I nearly died like, three times.
I did some fucked up shit to, like, not die.
After visiting, like, four Regions, joining a Team, my bro leaving the Team, and blowing up some dudes...
I've seen some shit, man, and I don't wanna go fighting for my life again."

>Interesting plot
>Ray and SB are just going to circlejerk

>>9986189
>Anon is just going to circlejerk instead of assisting in on the plot and make it kinda decent.
(There's a better way to approach this. You don't have to be like this.)

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>>9986096
Oh... okay so um...
How're you gonna keep the people who already have the gift out of the purge thingy...?
I don't wanna get hurt or feel a bunch of pain or um... Whatever... Just because someone else messed up!
That would suck!
>>9986119
Awww, everyone gets to be in on the thing except for me!
... and I guess that Orre girl but um...
I'm getting a blue scarf for Annie, do you wanna scarf, too?

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>>9986189
(holy shit okay)
>>9986182
(Hey, Ray? Smell that bridge I just burned?)
>UB portal Ray into Sinnoh.