/sug/ - Steven Universe General Bully the Zircon Edition L

Why won't my inner.voice shut up? I don't want to hear the things I am writing.

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Jasper is best ge-

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>>9973760

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End

>>9973802
I hope this is frozen piss

>>9973835
It's a french fry you faggot

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Please cum on Paddy!

Willing to pay $ for someone to RP as Pearl for me.

Contact mail:
[email protected]

>>9973848
In france you calling frozen piss a fry? wow you are the biggest fagets that i ever seen

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Gems should be cats

>>9973827
this would make more sense if Amethyst never met the zoo quartz, she has no reason to miss Jasper.

>>9973879
Licking own anus in da public?

>>9973898
>>9973872
You are single handedly killing this thread

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:c

>>9973752
I love her too but f she sticks around, she can't be ms.plot and madam badass constantly, readjust your expectations

>>9973858
>paddy anon will never drain you onto a picture of paddy

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>>9973964
I totally would if I could!

post gemgina

>>9973882
Yeah a bit weird that they set up the quartz sister angle and then gave amethyst actual sisters.
But i dont know,freaks from earth i guess? I just want them to be friends.

>>9973980
What picture would you pick and what would you do after?

>>9973825
They're all memes, Jasper is next. It's about what flavor of meme you prefer.

>>9973818
I can't believe Peridot is fucking dead.

Will someone bully my small penis

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>>9974037

>>9974020
Dont be sad. She is not dead. Peri is suffering and screaming in agony in da barn.

>>9973343
oh winlock...my bad

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Which gem would you give a burger to?

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>>9974004
Most likely this one! Afterwards I would use one hand to stroke your shaft, and another hand to massage your balls! I gotta make sure to milk all of your cum out!

>>9974002
>Come here sis
>Famethyst (which included the Beta's)
Seem to be setting up all the Earth Quartzes as a family

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>>9974037
You will never truly please a woman.

>>9974037
You have a very small dick. I'm a girl btw

>>9974060
I want to feed Jasper burgers until she is full and happy

>>9974084
Your dick is even smaller you cant judge him

>>9974097
His dick is somehow smaller than mine.

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you have no business questioning anything

>>9974082
I know...
I would have to learn oral and fingering to be able to do anything myself really
>>9974108
How small is yours?

someone bully my very large pengis

I hope you all die.

>>9974060
Take Jasper to a diner and order her a Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser, just for her.

>>9974127
ur brenis too big to zip up ur pants haha

>>9974067
This post actually got me hard Paddy cum anon

What would you do with the photo after you make sure I'm good and dry?

bulimic

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Goodness that took longer than expected.
>>9973703
>>9974132

>>9974118
Being reductive, helps no-one.

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>This girl runs up to you, eats some of the food you have, vomits if back up, cries and finally asks you if she is pretty now.

What do you do?

>>9974165
Liar.

>>9974210
I would strap her to a chair and forcefeed her milkshakes through a funnel.

>>9974156
>>9974165
>>9974212
>>9974236
how do i remove chromosomes

>>9974242
What happens if you feed a bullimic food?

>>9974126
0.762 cm

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My favorite episode of SU. I hope it wins a Emmy.

>>9974210
I would ask her shake mike dick while browse gem porn with both hands

>>9974264
I run to the fucking bathroom.
Nigger I'm drinking literal poison and dyes in order to lose weight.
People on the street ask me if I'm OK, offer me water and ask me if I need an ambulance.

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>>9974299
>Nigger I'm drinking literal poison and dyes in order to lose weight.
BUT W H Y

>>9974264
they make an excuse to leave immediately after eating. if they're eating for real they're gonna take their time, otherwise they're gonna eat as fast as possible to get rid of everything right after

>>9974299
Hope it kills you.

>>9974299
I eat chocolate ice cream on the toilet. And then I throw it up.

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>>9974334
God I hope so too.

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>>9974299
>>9974332
>>9974353
Why are there so many Opals in /sug/?

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>>9974009
>>9973825
Delete this!

>>9974353
chocolate a shit. it tastes horrible when it comes back

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>>9974152
Is it weird to say I would lick it all up? Because I totally would clean up every last drop of your thick seed using my tongue

>>9974364
Becky no don't die please

>>9974367
Top and bottom are all me.

>>9974376
Are they talking about farting?

>>9974376
Where's her neck hair?

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>>9974299
dude. I wish I could be there for people like you.

>>9974380
Actually it tastes like chocolate milkshake and I kinda like it. Sometimes I think it would be interesting if I puked the melted chocolate into a big cup and drank it like a milkshake. Just add a little more milk.

>>9974396
>>9974405
She farted and it burned most of her hair off

>>9974299
Anon, are you drinking rubbing alcohol again?

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>>9974410
If you ever drink your own vomit I am disowning you from /sug/

>>9974406
A person that browses /co/ decided to be Pearl for me, including the voice and motherly instincts. She's trying to get me to stop.
I'm not going to fucking stop.

>>9974316
cuz fatty can't keep their mouth shut or work out. They're a fatty on hold.

>>9974376
Just noticed what peridot is doing here lol.

>>9974299
Who the fuck or where the fuck did you ever read that's the way to lose weight. Absolute literal retard.

No wonder people want to call the ambulance. You need one right now, not just to check your body but also a mental hospital.

>sticc anon reading these posts
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>9974439
I have a picture of my yellow stained cum on a picture of Pearl. Since the picture is black and white it kinda looks like yellow Pearl,so don't challenge me.

In fact it's been 30 minutes since I ate the ice cream. I'll think about it.

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>>9974006
/sug/ claims another life

>>9974464
>Who the fuck or where the fuck did you ever read that's the way to lose weight. Absolute literal retard

/fit/

>>9974469
This is proof that thicc is healthy, sticcfags needs mental help

>>9974381
>Is it weird to say I would lick it all up?
Not it is very very hot
I'm sorry I haven't gotten the audio to you yet. I chickened out and deleted it before. I need to not do that this time.
Is it weird to say I'm going to fap to these posts?
Got any more good paddy?
You aren't just meme posting are you?

>>9974497
But what if I'm naturally a sticc and haven't gained or lost anything in years?

>>9974471
im out. fuck this general.

>>9974489
No way. I refuse to believe that. But to be honest I don't visit /fit/ because my body is in a pretty alright shape so I don't need to visit it anyway.

>>9974512
Im so glad she's yellow. Immaculate.

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>>9974498
Take your time anon, it's fine! Knowing that I'm helping you cum is really great! I'm not meme posting either, I really really want anons to cum to/on my favorite gem!

>>9974528
Here's an example
http://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/41504304/#41504304

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>>9974471
your life is in shambles anoon

>>9974299
Ok but is it working

you know what? i was going to try to stop. i was eating at least a meal everyday and trying to distract myself to don't run straight to the bathroom. then dad started to point out I'm getting fat.
geez, thanks dad

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>>9974441
sincerely now, why?

>>9974587
I only lost 13kg in 27 days.

>>9974565
For some reason unknown to me now the link doesn't work. I'll try later when I'm back home...

Anyone know that one piano song?
It sounds like.

Dun, dun, dun, dun... Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun dun dun... Dun dun dun

>>9974587
>>9974643
Its not working you just lost muscl mass and soon you be hard to walk

>>9974639
>eating at all
I know it's hard to stop eating when you struggle with binge eating disorder, since it's something I struggle with too. But you really need to look into water fasting, anon. It may seem tough at first, but after a few days it'll feel a lot better. It will save you from having to throw up all the time too

>>9974282
adorable!

>>9974639
Do you live with your parents?

>>9974640
Because she likes me.

>>9974643
And in another month you will also lose your life.

>>9974665
So? What's the point of living without Pearl?

I rather die than be fat. People laugh and you and nick and belittle you if you're fat.

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>>9974639
you've gotta press on. your body does not trust you with nutrients, of course you first gain weight. But, in the long run, you'll be happier.

Is it bad that i have super muscle legs and stick hands like garnet ?

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>>9974663
come on, you know what I meant. Why do you hurt yourself?

>>9974676
So you ARE fat. Kek stop eating you druggie fatty

>>9974674
Not sure if you're him or if you're joking, but otherwise you need a reality check.

>>9974689
no. And depending on the rest it can be hot.

>>9974676
Please seek mental help immediately

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Who else here /depressed and waiting for death to finally come/

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>>9974712

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>>9974722
Every evening of sunday till friday noon

>>9974639
Tell your dad to eat shit. If he knows you have issues that's even more inexcusable.

>>9974471
Please take a photo and post it

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>>9974722
I got better. Don't give up.

>>9974722
I've been feeling pretty down the last half year or so but I wouldn't say depressed. Definitely not feeling like killing myself. Fortunately I'm starting to feel a bit better again. Energy returning and slowly feeling more modivated too. It helped seeking a psychologist to start with.

>>9974699
> you need a reality check.
No I don't. The world and everybody around me would be better off without a BPD and NPD half-fag with schizophrenia.

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>>9974722
Me too anon

>>9974718
Stop being an armchair psychologist, being fat will ldo more emotional damage to you than starving.

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Why are su crits such edgelords?

>>9974564
The last 4 times I fapped I've used Paddy images because of you.
Do you get off to knowing people are getting off to your favorite gem/you?

>>9974755
i have tried purging just seconds ago but the only thing that came out was spit, some stomach acid and some foam.

I need to wait a little longer. Either that or i have waited too long.

I can't even fucking purge right, how do i expect to get a Pearl?

>>9974799
>They see everyone and everything
can you be more specific

>>9974822
dey c u p

>>9974799
>shatter gems for fun
its like everyone that writes Homeworld-related fanfiction thinks the Diamonds are just edgy serial murderers

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Jump

>>9974809
I meant the cum picture

>>9974799
Sounds good, but I cant shake the thought of racism.

>>9974799
Because they think everything has to be subtle, nuanced, it's gotta be the next citizen Kane. Everything has to align to what they think is high fiction. They're retards.

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>>9974766
How did you do it
I sleep till noon most days and don't have the energy for much more than eating lunch and dinner
>>9974788
:(

>>9974842
With the white gems being the most sadistic?

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>>9974850
God you just described me exactly anon

Im Herr Roth tell you the truth, your depression won't go away it is part of you. You can't simply "amputate" it either.

It doesn't get better, it ever will get better. Even on the best of days it will still be there.

>>9974860
>Sadistic, white and the most privileged
I don't think they were racist but I could easily be played that way

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>>9974850
tell me a bot about your life, anon. Do you work? Do you live alone or with people?

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>>9974805
Mm, thank you! I really love helping guys blow their load, and it's especially better if they do it to Paddy, yeah!

>>9974850
>always waking up at 12
>only eat about half a meal a day
> on /sug/ everyday

>>9974748
i don't know if he knows. i don't think so

goodbye /sug/
dont go to any old folks home in florida tomorrow

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>>9974876
I would argue this!

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>>9974799

>>9974902
Go to CN headquarters and risk your life for spoilers instead.

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>>9974712

Poil

>>9974912
>CN HQ
>Virgin shoots his way in
>finds the SU offices
>takes pics of storyboards
>"ooh lemme post them on the 4chins real quick"
>goes back to killing

what do you think this is

>>9974905
Lobotomies are horrifying

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>>9974871
We're kindred spirits
>>9974888
No job, trying to get one but I struggle in the technical interviews, live with my parents, one friend who texts me once a week (so my friend group is 1 other person). Spend most of my day on /sug/, watching YouTube videos, or laying in bed begging to die
>>9974898
>tfw depression eat
>tfw always depressed

>>9974934
Bring a phone and livestream the spoilerific surroundings.

>>9974942
>tfw depression eat
me too
>kindered spirits

Want to talk anon? Got a discord?

>>9974910
Idk shattering is a gem's version of murder/death, is it alright show excess amounts of murder in a kid's show?

>>9974912
>>9974934

Worst idea.

I've won again /sug/, I just keep on winning.

>>9974954
is periscope okay?

>>9974970
Perfect, just like based Felipe. But try not to kill anyone.

>>9974936
Not such horrifying as your existance

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>>9974942
first off, maybe getting to know more fellow anons here would indeed be a good idea. And you got to find something outside your home that interests you. Habitualize going there. Make it enjoyable.

>>9974962
these people want nothing more than for the show to just move to adult swim so all their edgy headcanons can come true

>>9974722
I'm a manlet, anon. There's not a day that goes by that I don't pray for death.

>>9974838
https://youtu.be/3KHR6SgjO6c?t=18s

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>>9974967
I wont fall for it this time babe

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>>9974958
I've got one, I think I already have you on there
>>9974976
I talk to one anon here sometimes. I'm not the best at conversation so it's difficult
I have a couple things that interest me but they involve me sitting in front of my computer. I don't know of a place that interests me around here and in nervous to leave the house on my own
>>9974987
I'd trade heights with you if I could, anon

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If you came in Stevonnie and then unfused, who would have your cum?

If Stevonnie came in you and then unfused, would you still have Stevonnie's cum inside you or would it also unfuse?

>>9974967
HELLOOOO-OOOOO

fug wrong series

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Why is not having a father so common in society? Who is to blame for this?

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Who is your favorite SU artist, /sug/?
pic related

is there a sug discord where we circlejerk all the time?

please tell me there is

>>9974893
>You will never cum on a picture of paddy for paddy anon and watch them lap it up

Somebody post the fake intern pass of CN for this >>9974970 anon. I think we have a volunteer.

It hurts.

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>>9975063
Scribble and Galaxy Confetti

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>>9974367
opal is not bulimic stop this meme right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>9975063
She doesn't draw SU much anymore.

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>>9975087
Make sure to have the name be up and to the left slightly

>>9975099
I nohopal for nopal, bulimic gems are bad influence.

>>9975044
Topaz confirms it would fall out most likely

>>9975099
she is

>>9975031
Looking at that pic, do you think Sadie will go and see Lars if she can enter Lion?

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>>9975031
well, you're on the right course then. You should try and practice social interaction. I know it's not easy, and kinda awkward, and you may always feel like you're boring the other, but guess what, many people feel like that all the time. It's normal, and it gets better. The more you can carry your feelings outside, the less can ferment inside.

>>9975101
thx senpai

>>9975069
https://discord.gg/nyvaFX

You're going to regret this, you know that right?

Opal is for oral

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>>9975099
I hope bon is alright (aka the anon that started it)

>>9974986
In the future I wouldn't mind SU being on adult swim. It doesn't have to be edgy just a new take on the show.

>>9975133
you're a nigger

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>>9975142
I'm fine. I'm surprised at how many Opals populate this general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MvtvLWfe6Q&feature=youtu.be

>>9975151
I just want ACTUAL HUMANS, is that so wrong?

>>9975151
>ratings drop from 10 viewers to 5 viewers

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>>9975079
Wouldn't waste any of your load, anon~

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>>9975119
>fug stevonnie
>cum
>now u have you have to explain the two kids covered in your semen
>tfw

>>9975177
how would adult swim bring that

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>>9975214
>tfw you have to explain the two kids covered in your semen

>>9975214
why would you make them fuse in the first place? if you want to go for fusion shit fuse with them as well while you're at it.

>>9975222
By remaking Andy into the Carl we all know and love?

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>>9975158
glad to hear you're ok. And yeah, I'm kinda worried about the actually bulimic ones. You know, I'm genuinely okay with things that are in good fun, but actually going for it? Can't help it, that's where parental instincts kick in.

>>9975133
here's an actual /sug/ server
https://discord.gg/D8qGPVD
it's really shit because it's empty

>>9975234
just kill them all nigga

>>9975158
if you really are the guy that started the bulimic meme then i wish death by starvation upon you, and make it as slow as possible.

>>9975195
Why are you such a fag, anon?

>>9975235
that's how you get a fluorite

>>9975304
nothing wrong with that

>>9975280
i helped
please with death by starvation for me too PLEASE

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>>9975254
But then you can't do it again...

what happens if you fuse with a literal pile of shit?
Shit piles are covered by bacteria and i guess that kind of makes it a living being.

>>9975324
Mummify their bodies and keep their in fridge

>>9975179
That's fine. It's not like SU gets that high consistently

>>9975324
niBBa where the dik @????????

>>9975337
sardonyx/smokey/coprolite

>>9975324
Non canon. Stevonnie has the biggest benis.

>>9975280
i helped

>>9975304
>ywn slowly get fused into fluorite
>ywn slowly feel yourself slipping away
>your screams will be muffled, no one will hear you

>>9975367
These fusions are now rekt forever and are thus banned.

Could you theoretically fuse with a gem using Steven as an intermediary?

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>>9975348
But then they can't fuse into Stevonnie again.

>>9975356
Not currently present. Wait until your turn to bottom.

>>9975371
Only when they're topping... or curious.

>>9975382
>I have no mouth and I must scream.

>>9975386
I'd say Smoky is the most rekt in this instance.

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https://puhker.tumblr.com

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>>9975292
Not sure, it just feels good to worship lots of cock

>>9975404
Connie is a thirsty slut

>>9975428
I want to catch Jasper's AIDS

>>9975195
Why does the cum dripping out look like a tiny lars

>>9975451
>ywn get pozzed by Jasper

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>>9975428
>loves goblins
>no peridot art
What is fucking wrong with this faget

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>>9975314
>>9975378
none of you is supposed to die you fucks.

>>9975437
Neck yourself sodomite

>>9975428
This is all my favorite thing

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Sometimes I feel sad, then I remember Rhodonite.

>>9975461
It is Lars.

>>9974922
REE GET OUT BROWN NORMIE

>>9975468
Peridot is disgusting, plus she's a gremlin not a goblin

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>>9975509
Eyy

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>>9975509
cute.

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>>9975542
Wow goblins = gremlins

Brown,
Black,
Greasy,
Unkept
Obese
Illiterate
Sour
Lazy
Useless
Awful
Richard,
James,

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>>9975545
Oh crap I saved it blurry. I can't wait for the Indexer to molest his way in.

>>9975603
he's coming for you

>>9975578
Eileen,
Impossible
Multiverse,
Better,
Worse,
Familiar,
Unfamiliar,
Disappointed,
Useful,
Different,
Ireland,
England,
Fake,
Scotland,
Protestant,

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>>9975517
I know it's supposed to be his dick but look

Is there a possibility that the UPROOTING was over Rhodonite? Maybe Zuke didn't like the idea that a couple with a forbidden love are played as an anxious, occasionally selfish fusion?

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How's everyone's day today?

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>>9975622
He can fall of a cliff. Break all his bones and not die. And then suffer in the hospital forever and forever

>>9975195
How often would you do it?

>>9975652
Buzzed for quartz STDs

>>9975652
A little less shit than yesterday

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>>9975657
Argh I saved the nice ass Rhodonite art wrong.

>>9975657
i like #2 skin pallet with #1 outfit for pearl

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>>9975663
Sounds fun?
>>9975669
I agree, yesterday was cancer.

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>>9975652
I'm doin pretty good!

>>9975688
And how are you babe?

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>>9975652
Eh

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>>9975659
However often you wanted to use me!

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>>9975682
I love the Ruby/Pearl couple so much.

>>9975652
really good, getting over a hangover and just chilling in bed. I feel like doing nothing

>>9975652
On day 2 of nofap and already getting erections just glancing at nudes

>Bulimia memes

I ALREADY ATE FRIED CALLA MARK WITH FRIES AND HALF A SPOONFULL OF TARTAR SAUCE TODAY.

AND IT'S NIGHT NOW AND I FEEL HUNGRY.


HELP
HEL

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>>9975699
That's awesome! <3
>>9975719
I'm doing slightly better than yesterday. Visited my grandpa for father's day. He's looking pretty rough but that's what chemo does to you.
>>9975734
Eh's better than bad

>>9975754
Are you JOI anon?

>>9975734
This picture is gold.

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Jasper's soul gem turned into greef seed

>>9975782
I'M ALREADY FEELING THE BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT JEEELP

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>>9975798
Summer of Steven was a goldmine for reaction images
>>9975813
?
What's wrong with your throat

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>>9975770
Then have fun with nothing, that sounds pretty comfy
>>9975771
Why nofap?

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>>9975813

The one thing I want to do in Save the light is maxing out Pearl and Gregs relationship meter and see what happens

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*Cries behind you*
"Nothing personal, human."

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>>9975652
My days are usually pretty great, this one is no different.

>>9975831
Read the post I'm replying to

Dr. Pepper on a 100+ degree day is a godsend.
>captcha: dick blvd

>>9975855
They get a S rank.

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*pee inside of you*
*nothing personal diamond*

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>>9975868
I envy you, but I'm happy for you too

>>9975855
>black screen
>*gun click*
>BANG
>"lights turn on*
>Pearl shot Greg

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>>9975787
Nope

>>9975894
I hope their maxed out relationship attack involves dancing

>>9975652
Fair.

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Episode 26:
Undeserving

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>>9973755
>mfw fellow scouse anon

>>9975754
God you are too much anon
making me get hard again

>>9975842
Because I spend 2 hours a day jerking off and it's cutting into my personal time

anyone have the BGM from the new episodes?

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>>9975771
give in

>>9975939
Where in Liverpool are you?
Are you secretly a wool, lad?

>>9975921
It involves Steven getting a half-sibling.

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>>9975771
Cum to Paddy!

>>9975947
does anyone also have holly blue agate's theme? god, they're so good

If Jasper can shake a giant boat by pulling herself onto it then how hard could she shake a bed by sitting on it

>>9975969
Can you guys roleplay somewhere else

>>9976019
It would break unless she's conscious of her weight and force. I'm under the assumption they can control that to a degree, of course Jasper's instinct is "corrupted bull in china shop"

>>9976019
>shake a bed
I think you mean break the bed

>>9976019
I want Jasper to break my pelvis with her fat ass

>>9975969
Kys faggot

>>9976057
It's not roleplay if we mean it for real

>>9975961
Huyton lad. Not a Kirkby sock robber are you?

>>9976158
ENGLISH

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>>9976139
this

>>9976158
Anfield, fella.

>>9976175
kys
I hate paddy now

Is Zircon for hug or for fug?

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>>9975771
>tfw no sex drive so don't get turned on by things

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>>9975905
hey, no need to be down!
not every day can be a great one, but that doesn't mean a good one isn't just around the corner.
You know what they say, if every porkchop were perfect...

>>9976191
Drug, then molest.

>>9976186
Your loss

>>9976191
court

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>>9976198
That is a very accurate Greg.

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>>9976182
is right, our kid

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>>9975771
fap.nao.

FCON ME JERRU

>>9976222
Have you shimshammed your sprocket ding yet, little sconner?

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>>9976192
okay now I'm curious, are you a woman?
Because from my experience there's like an 80% chance you are

>>9976191
Shatter

>>9976222
Meet.me in town lad, I'll buy you a bevvy

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>>9976301
maaaaaaaaybe

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>>9976191
Jasper hugging

>>9976320
ahs abowt i clock you one round the gammer you nasty little oinkerstoinker.

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>>9976191
Both!

>>9976320
>>9976345
This can't be happening.
This has to be a dream.

>>9976362
At the same time?

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>>9976198
You're absolutely right, Gregposter

>>9976370
We are real lad. I'm a fat kopite, born and bred.

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>>9976373
Hugging while fugging makes it better

I want to put my cummies into mommy Pearl