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also fuck this heatwave in britain rn

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake for the rest of the hour, /npg/!

(Also, goddamnit. I was distracted for barely 2 hours, & the thread goes to Page 10 & beyond & dies. At least we made it to 252 posts.)

>>9973030
feed me

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>tfw everyone is ded

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drawfag from last general is back gib things to draw
can be slightly lewd

>>9975061
draw a sleepy bori because the thread is asleep

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I've been away this weekend so apparently my frequent shiposting hasn't been keeping us afloat

what's new

>>9971320
agreed

>>9975061
Sleepy Darigan Draik

>>9975112
im almost done i just gotta had to the store cus my dads constipated yknow

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>>9976986
nice

Ugh, I hate myself.

Set up nice bets but didn't cover Bonnie as the only part.
So OF COURSE Bonnie wins.
Would have had the nice double upset.
Now I'm upset.

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holy fuck this took me way too long
this is why i only do monochrome pieces
i cant Color
sorry lads

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>>9978814
you are to be commended for coloring it and also picking a plushie bori

>>9978814
Cute!

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>>9976329

>>9979594
nice

>>9978814
That's adorable.
>>9979594
So is this.

Pick a name for yourself so I know what to save these under.

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My plushie artist should be finishing her current project this week. It looks like she's working down her list of commissions from top to bottom so I am hoping she starts my Bori next

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>>9979952
my names elise desu

>>9975061

>Went back to sleep after posting Turmaculus alert.
>Possibly missed making a draw request.

Dangit. Oh well. I got the Fenny Vail request last thread. Maybe don't be too greedy.


Well, if I can get another request.... Zafaras are kangaroo-like, aren't they? They are, kind of, to me.
How about a female Zafara with a pouch, with a baby Zafara riding in said pouch?

Hopefully that's okay, & no bother, please & thank you, Elise.

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While we're on art, the artist who drew the recent picture of my bori mage playing pipes at an oasis also drew me this for free and just sent me it! I love their lighting style so muchhhh

>>9980798
is slightly-anthro ok?

Can I request a drawing of my own pet?
Every time we have a drawfag I get skipped because nobody likes drawing mutants.

>>9981494
ill do it mang

>>9981222

Quite okay! Pardon the delay!

>>9981494
what mutant is it

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>>9981514
>>9981719
A mutant gelert. I don't have an OC or anything but I look at her as some kind of hyena.

>Tombola Man asking for donations
That's... a first

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>>9982640
im so nice

>>9982621

Cute! Not entirely what I expected, & frankly, I actually think babies look less cute with pacifiers, but thanks for drawing nonetheless!
Maybe I shouldn't be complaining much anyway; "Beggars can't be choosers" and all that!
You drew it very fast as well, too!

What do you use?

>>9982640

Happens rarely. Here's a game. Refresh at his page, & watch how fast his debt gets paid off. Call it a "somebody else's problem"/"bystander effect" fallacy, but as long as SOMEONE pays it off, there isn't much need to donate yourself.

(But I still do donate sometimes myself.)

Also, seeing >>9982699 donate makes me tempted to do so myself, too!

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>>9981716
here mang,i deleted the old one and fixed the face on this one
>>9982257
do you want her to be doin anything or

>>9982735
yeah i like to insert my random obscure fetishes
i use paint tool sais crayon tool because i have no idea how to use anything else (autism)

>>9982742

Oh neat! It does look a bit better. Nice shading touch-ups, too! Was wondering about the deletion.
Although, arguably, you could've just not deleted the 1st & left it up for comparison.

>>9982766

Paint Tool Sai costs money, doesn't it? I wanna get into drawing, but I'm REALLY dumb with GUI & have a SFP4 so I'm terrible at working out which art program to use & how.
Paint.net doesn't have all the features I want, Krita's confusing....


Also, fetishes? Pacifiers are your fetish? That or workout outfits, I guess! Well, whatever. You said "slightly lewd", but unexpected or not, fetishes are fine, especially here of all places!

Pardon me being all fretful & rambling, please.

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>>9982857
lol no dude youre fine, im just glad i can post my art in a somewhat active thread as /i/ is slow as shit (and yes, the work-out clothes are GOAT)
I have an extremely old edition, like 1.1.0 from when I pirated it in 6th grade
desu,i dont draw super often so i usually just use a pencil and paper,which is what i recommend
for tablets, ive always had an intuous. theyre alright
colouring however,digital or traditional, is always a bitch. but if the drawings presentable, colours are just an extra topping

>>9982742
Nothing in particular in mind. Go nuts.

>>9982742
>>9982257
Requesting the mutant Gelert/hyena sucking her own dick

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>>9983217
cease

>>9983217

Actually, I may be wrong, but, not all varieties of hyena have pseudopenises among the females. I think it's primarily spotted hyenas.
So who's to say Mutant Gelerts have them... I mean, other than it being a possible mutation of their genitalia?

(That & also I'd question if that's too lewd for our current drawfag, Elise.)

>>9983558
Sorry
>>9983796
>TheMoreYouKnow.mp3
Thanks for the trivia, Prof. Wordanon
I was just doing the whole hyena dick meme

>>9983918

No problem/Sorry, anon!

>>9983058
alright i started, but i probably wont be done till later cus i gotta eat
also
>people not liking mutants
fags
>>9983217
maybe someday anon,maybe someday.

I got a Faerie Quest and i didn't even realize it
Could you help with a Pitch Black Lipstick?

>>9984649
Take your time.
>>9984732
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=tcausten&buy_obj_info_id=46888&buy_cost_neopoints=800

I find it weird that it's been 1 year and that was the first Faerie Quest i got
Right after i decided to refresh on the Faerie Quests page
Guess i have a new refresh spot, hope the RE don't fuck me over

>>9984649
>people not liking mutants
I'm actually currently saving up for a Gelert Transmogrification Potion so...
>>9979594
Thank you! I love it and now I have a new headcanon for my Draik

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Rawr.

>>9985694

Wordy anon here. I own a Mutant Ruki, which I've had since childhood. I make sure he reads lots of books, so that he can be an intelligent mutant.
I also wanted a Mutant Techo as a child, & still own my Techo.... But I'm okay without getting a Mutant Techo for now, & there are arguably better Mutants out there anyway.


Also, let us have a moment of silent respect for the Nimmo & Wocky, the last & 2nd last Neopian species to fall to Dr. Sloth's mutating desires, after so long evading his efforts.

(That or they were just released/discovered from his secret labs somewhere or something the most recently.)

Only those Vandagyres remain seemingly unmutated now....

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>>9984823
sorry,took a lot of artistic liberties
i just watched half of lion king too

bumo

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HAPPY MACY GRAY DA-
....

HAPPY KAU DAY, /NPG/!!!


http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle
http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml

Answer today's Daily Puzzle with "A Mootix" for 268 NP & a Kau Cupcake, a Rarity 89 (Dang, 1 off from being Gourmet!) Food category item last valued at 1,050 NP by JN, 1,519 NP by NC, & 1,888 NP by the 1st User Shop that NC currently lists as selling it!


Oh & also, free training for Kaus level 40 & under all day today, here: http://www.neopets.com/pirates/academy.phtml?type=courses

No new Kau Day Colours or Clothes out just yet.
(Also, I need to get around to posting those other recent Pet Day Colours & Clothes.)


Anyway, enjoy the Pet Day, /npg/!!

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Well then.

So, how's everyone else's Kau Day going so far, /npg/?

>>9981000
I want this Bori mage and Rasala to double team me

http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/topic.phtml?topic=158777620&next=1

Well, this is certainly interesting.

>>9991289
At work, can't log in, what is it

>>9992034

Someone posted what are supposedly, Altador Cup related statistics for the teams.
Which teams have played what how much, how many on what team are "flagged" -but not who- & such.

I copied it to Notepad & saved it, just in case the board goes down, but it's about 4,948 characters long; More than twice the max post length for /trash/.
Besides that, I recently (re-)learned that the AC Tourney ends on the 25th, & not the end of the month like I thought. I'm only Rank 13 right now, so I've done my 46 Yooyuball Games for today & now I'm grinding Slushie Slinger because it offers extra points to me today.
Once I max that, have to do Shootout Showdown & probably some Make Some Noise, too.

Basically, I'm way behind on my grind.

>>9981000
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>9987640
Very nice

Serious question: If some individual stamps are so rare, like the Coltzan Stamp, that TNT is watching the movement of each one and freezing accounts (sometimes mistakenly) just for moving it, then why don't they step up to the plate and fucking DO something about the absolutely insane stamp situation?

If they're so concerned about inflation by having events like the Charity Corner, why don't they start introducing these billion-dollar stamps into the economy again to bring their value down to more reasonable levels? Even if it's in the tens of millions instead of hundreds?

I'm gonna sleep for now.

>>9993141

In the past, there have been Dr. Sloth's Stamp Auctions, where, at the beginning of the month, Dr. Sloth at the Auction House auctions off a Rarity 101 Stamp, to hopefully deflate the price some.

http://thedailyneopets.com/articles/stamps/

However, they haven't been seen in a while, supposedly.
Maybe write into the Neopian Times Editorial & ask about it? See when they'll do it next or if they can re-introduce it?


Also, to some degree, Charity Corner helped with that, since you could donate 5 Junk items that were Rarity 90 or more & get a Rarity 90 or higher item back, sometimes a stamp.
Yes, the items you donated would be valuable, but only because of, & during Charity Corner for most such donation fodder items; Good luck getting them sold any other time.

>>9993287
Auctioning off one a month is fine, but that's not nearly enough. The r101 stamps are so ridiculously overinflated that it's beyond even the richest of Neopians to even purchase one.

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fuck summer

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post em

im done for this season

rank 3 is enough

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>>9997394
my give a shit level just wasn't high enough to play the same game more than 3 times a day and thats not even counting the days I just didn't feel like playing.
I'l probably get to at least rank 2 but EH beyond that

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>>9997394

I'm glad it's over, but I'm still playing yooyuball for more prize shop points. And speaking of, how are prize shop points calculated anyways?

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>no offers on any of my trades
God, what are you, poor? Buy my shit.

feed your pets

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

I just woke up, Turmaculus is still awake for 5 more minutes!

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I want to preform the horizontal mambo with Timu.

Yooyuball should be a mobile game

>>10002752
Most of the site needs to go mobile if they want to survive.

Rev up that Cheat Engine

I'm going to spend 100k+ NP in stocks
Which ones should i buy?

>>10003970
There's a 1000 stocks per day limit. Only real options are KSON and VPTS

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>>9997394
>>9997491

Play some Shootout Showdown. Here's how:

Optional 1: Find a link to the low-quality mirror version on the Neoboards for less lag.
Optional 2: Play 3 times for points.
1. After you send your score, keep your cursor with where "Restart Game" was/will be.
2. Turn on mouse keys.
3. Use Tab to navigate menus.
4. You only need 1 goal per score send for a "win", so after scoring 1 goal, use Tab to go to "End Game" & hit Space Bar/Enter to End Game.
5. Send Score.

You will be sending wins in SOSD in just a few seconds each & get the equivalent of almost 33 & a half Yooyuball wins in roughly 40 minutes.

Even if you don't want to get All-Star Level Rank, & can't be bothered to try to max other games in the next 6 days or so, you'll still get plenty of Prize Shop Points.


AC ends on the 25th. That's about 6 days to grind, so assuming no break days or you've done even a little work, All-Star is still probably narrowly possible.

Maxing Yooyuball is about 2 hours per day.
Maxing Make Some Noise is roughly 1 hour, 40 minutes per day.
Maxing Shoot-Out Showdown is about 40 minutes per day, as detailed above.
Maxing Slushie Slinger is around between 3 hours & 35 minutes & 4 hours & 18 minutes per day.


Without maxing Slushie Slinger, that's about 4 hours & 20 minutes (Lol, 420) per day, which can still get you pretty far, even if not All-Star.


As for my own stats, I neglected my grinding, for like, 2 weeks. That said, I was recently like, Rank 6.

And to think, my team is currently in last place....

>>10004484

Oh, I forgot: You use mouse keys so that after Tabbing & hitting Space Bar/Enter to Send Score so that you can you can just hit 5 with Mouse Keys to hit "Restart Game".
This way, you don't have to click with your mouse; You just use your keyboard, & you don't have to move your cursor.

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>>10004484
>>10004513
Saved for future years' use

>>10004959

Wow! I'm surprised my post was good enough to get saved.

Also, just for anyone viewing that "guide" or planning to use it in future years, note that the Daily Max for SOSD is 401; After 401 "wins" in a day, it won't contribute to your Rank's Level anymore, & you'll have to wait until the next day for SOSD to help you again.

And if you only play Shoot-Out Showdown during an AC, it would take you about 25 days to reach All-Star. And that's with maxing.
Same for Make Some Noise.

Pardon my rambling.

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I found this little guy at a flea market
10 pesos, literally less than a dollar
And he's even got the same petpet as my main pet

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Still 10 minutes to cool off from the hot summer weather with The Snowager.

>>10007493

Damn, nice! Do you live in Mexico? I don't envy your weather, but I wish it was so easy to find Neopets merch here, even if I don't look much.
Maybe I oughta' check my local farmer's market again sometime.

Then again, it's a Kiko, & they're not my favorite species, but still. Merch is merch. & only 74 Cents where I live! Wonder how it ended up there?

Enjoy your new toy!

>>10007601
I do live the land of the raising taco, also
>Easy to find
Eh, relatively, really
I just happened to get really lucky yesterday
You can find a lot of things in that market
And I will enjoy it, thanks Wordanon

>>10007601
do you own any neopet stuff word-anon

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>>10008166

I believe I have a plushie or 2 somewhere from long ago. Shoyru &/or Aisha, I think. Wouldn't mind getting more, but I'm low income & Plushies are a luxury.

I also own a copy of Neopets Puzzle Adventure for PC, I believe. Still need to play it &/or use that code from it.

Anyway, going to bed now, all! <3

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buff bori

ghoul catchers being down is hurting my grnd

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Help I can't stop commissioning pictures of Tammy, my desert Bori

I'm asking the artist I adopted my ice bori out to last year if she wouldn't mind doing q picture of the two of them together since she ended up making her into a magic user like my Bori and I would love to see a pic with the two of them in it together

Is there any kind of surefire way to protect yourself (I guess I mean protect your PET?) from that little fucker Bocchi?

A random event that could happen at any time that changes your Pets' colour without warning is intimidating as hell to me and I live in near-constant fear of refreshing or opening a new page just to see that little Baby Bruce and finding out that he's zapped my Active Pet into a Baby colour and all of my effort and Neopoints for the last decade+ get fucked. I have Pastel and Maraquan-painted Pets, and my current active is an Alien Aisha.

Is there any way at ALL to guarantee that Bocchi stays away from you, or that your Pets are safe from his random attacks?

It has happened to me once ever in my entire history of playing NP, back when I was still in school and he showed up zapping my Faerie Shoyru into a Baby.
Never want that shit to happen again.

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>>10011718
Color and species changing random events are no longer a thing, to prevent people from losing their hard earned pets by random chance. Boochi will always miss and only exists to trigger his battledome challenge unlock

>It's a bye day on a day that I actually have time to grind

>>10007493
I have the same one except he's green not speckled. Great find!

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Bye Days/Practice Days are a cruel joke.

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>visit pet lookup
>wonder why the birthday theme is up even though it's not their birthday
oh right

So where exactly can you find the cupcake pets for stats?

>>10014238
Clraik has a list but you have to make an account to see it.

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http://www.neocodex.us/forum/topic/128253-pound-pets-birthday-list/

gothic247 works for today

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>>10014227

Happy Birthday?

>>10016731
thank you anon!!

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>>10016785

Oh! It IS your birthday! You're welcome!! :D

News is out - nothing special.

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>Neocodex team wins AC again

>>10019045
I'm out of the loop, who is the cheat team this year?

>>10019155

Kreeeeludor

>>10019045
>>10019535
cK is backing Meridel, aren't they?

What faction should I join /npg/?

Anyone who wants premium neocash items please put your UN and I'll send you all my shit I don't want.

>>10020304
milky_914

>>10020513
Oh hey, I've given you stuff before. I'm just gonna dump neocash stuff on you whenever I don't want it. Is that cool with you?

>>10020595
Sure, go nuts.

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I'm always first in line for giveaways because the one time I saw one and didn't post it ended up being a pirate draik egg and then cyfer got it.

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Okay. Bit worn out, but whatever. At least I'm actually doing it this round. So. Tally time.

Assuming I counted right & a lack of cross-board posting....

About 11 people said they would join The Brute Squad.
About 44 people said they would join The Seekers.
About 41 people said they would join The Thieves.


There's also a sizeable group planning on join The Thieves this round. With support from them, & assuming no overlap, The Thieves have a little over 150% of The Seekers's numbers this round, so far.

However:

http://www.neopets.com/~oxbridge786

Predicted odds are:

Brutes: 21%
Seekers: 48%
Thieves: 30%

Win rates are a thing according to that page, apparently, but just based on collected statistics; No verification via code reading, I assume.

Also, respectively, their last wins were on the following dates:

Brutes: March 27th, 2017
Seekers: April 10th, 2017
Thieves: February 13th, 2017

Source & guide: http://www.sunnyneo.com/battledome/skirmishbattles.php

I like Bank Bribery more than anything The Thieves Guild offers, but it looks like it's gonna be close, so pick wisely, /npg/!!

OTHER GUIDE: http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=tyrannian_battleground

JOIN HERE: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/


YOU HAVE LESS THAN 29 & A HALF HOURS TO JOIN A FACTION, /NPG/!!

DON'T FORGET IT, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!!!

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>Page 9

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Slow day, eh, /trash/?

>>10023875
Looks like it, I'm just now doing muh dailies
No good shit, except for Trudy's Surprise

>shop stocks
>get multiple UBs
>oh good i'm alone in here ton-
>800k item stocks
>instantly gone
Oh okay so I'm not alone, just the other person has their autobuyer threshold set high.

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>Page 10

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is NOT awake! He was scheduled for 1 AM or PM, NST, however, so be sure to check on him again in about 12 hours from now!
In the meantime, like Turmaculus, I'm gonna sleep, because Altador Cup looks a little glitched today; It still says we're against the Practice Team today.

Night

Cute

>>10027211
where

>>10020833
Thanks, tally anon.

I want to be a neopet

>>10028194
Which one?

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>hanging out with a coworker at my house
>go to pull up netflix
>typing an N into the address bar autofills neopets before netflix

Is there a place where you can sell your items for there estimated value?

>>10029965
nope
estimated value means jack shit

>>10030250
Except for the avatar
Gotta have an item/items that total have an estimated value of 1M or something like that

>>10028459
one that gets fed regularly

>>10030330
So, a Grarrl or Skeith

Hey /npg/, I've been a disgusting hoarder for most of my Neo career, and I'm trying to clean everything out of my SBD and sell it off. I don't know if soliciting is frowned upon, but if you're interested in anything, please leave a comment on my spreadsheet.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15_iu8AIRGhWIrFUgGmKYukmhpZMSDPIG-RvftiG5ntU/edit?usp=sharing

All the prices are scraped from JN, but I'm selling at whatever the lowest SSW value is, or the lowest on the TP is. The 0 value items are ones JN doesn't have a price for, so they're expensive.

>>10030461
can you do a sum of the total column

I want to see how much you'd make

>>10031409
Sure, but again those are JN prices, which are always off to some degree. Plus, the neopets economy is really in the shitter right now. The reason I'm doing this is because literally no one wants to buy my shit on the TP, even when I undercut everyone else by a large margin.

So whatever the total ends up being, take 33% off of that and it may be more realistic.

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http://www.neopets.com/medieval/index.phtml

TURMACULUS IS AWAKE

>>10028194
>bori anon will never be a bori

>>10032976

>The icicle spears of The Snowager's icy blasts will never pierce all your vital organs.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

cum

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>>10032976
I'd rather have a Bori pet IRL than be one if I had the choice

>>10032976
>bori bori anon will never sit on your face

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>>10035351
I would not trust /npg/ with my butt

>>10028960
>i-it was my day yesterday with my wife's son

>>10035739
I love butts. Large, small, male, female, soft, firm. All butts are wonderful. There is no part of the body more perfect than the butt. I have no greater desire than to experience fine butts as fully and completely as my inefficient human form is capable of doing.

And yet you have the audacity to imply that I would ever harm a butt. To even insinuate that I would willingly mar such a divine creation is an insult against everything that I live my very life for. I may be a lover of butts, but you sir are an ass.

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I have a dark confession.
I unironically still like neopets. I play it once a year when I remember it exists but I never remember my old account and I make a new one every time.

>No Hissi bro IRL

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>>10030461
I run a jelly gallery. I want one of each of the following:
>Small Ice Creamy Jelly Smoothie
>Large Ice Creamy Jelly Smoothie
>Mega Ice Creamy Jelly Smoothie
>Jelly Slushie
>Lime Jelly Blumaroo
>Jelly Covered Greycorn
>Lime Jelly Usul
>Orange Spanner Jelly
>Jelly Berries
>Lemon and Thornberry Jelly
>Lime Jelly Acara
>Strawberry Jelly Chia
>Orange Jelly Toilet
How much for the lot?

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Snowager time.

Also: Don't forget to join a faction & fight this round, /npg/.

GUIDES: http://www.sunnyneo.com/battledome/skirmishbattles.php
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=tyrannian_battleground

JOIN HERE: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/

YOU HAVE LESS THAN 1 HOUR & 35 MINUTES TO JOIN A FACTION, /NPG/!!

DON'T FORGET IT, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!!!

>Tell the king a joke
>>Why?
>>A chombies!
>He hates it so much
>Tell it again
>He's in hysterics

Poor guy's bipolar.

Ok so this is some kind of Pokemon clone, but I have a legitimate question and it's what is with the lack of porn ITT?

>>10043888
It's a dead game, so I doubt even that gets much new content these days.

>>10043888
>what is with the lack of porn
Believe it or not it's just a normal thread in /trash/

>>10043888
dumb PAR poster

>>10044445
>44445
Shit, almost.

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>>10043888
neopets is not a pokemon clone at all. if it is a clone of anything it's a tamigotchi clone

Let me give you my money already

>checking e621 randomly for another pic in the transformation tag
>somebody commissioned a xandra tf pic
cool
I had considered commissioning something like this but now I dont have to

>>10048514
I could take your money if you dont want it, anon

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>>10049869
This one?

>>10050472
Noice
o
i
c
e
>tfw decided to start playing Neopets again 1 year after the most recent plot
I still want to kms for that one

>>10050472
yes
very relevent to my interests desu

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Page 10, it's blasting time again.

(Also, damnit, my alarm didn't go off at 6 AM NST today like I wanted it to, so I may have missed my chance to alert you guys to Turmaculus today; Dunno. Haven't checked.)

News is out - not much going on.

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good year for mq

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ten

In a personal sense, I'm proud how balanced Shenkuu has been.
But also I wish it was winning on what is probably my last year...

why do i want to make a neopets-based web-comic so badly

>>10057771

Why is it your last year, anon?

>>10058423

Why not do it?

>>10058506
I don't know
do you think id get sued for making a neopet say "fuck"

>>10058615
Do you know how much neopets porn there is

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>>10059233
fair point
if i were to do it,it'd probably be in the style of the plot comics but from a weird anachronistic order
its something ive been wanting to do for awhile but i was always really afraid of it being shit because i cant write too well
should i have at thee?

>>10059233
Not enough.

>>10059485

Of course! Ain't nothing ever got done by quitting, & actually putting it will provide opportunity for constructive criticism, so you can see how it can be improved.

Good luck!

>>10059233

Admittedly, I can't think of many full-blown Neopets porn comics....

Bu M P

>>10061338

www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Blasting time.

How has your last minute AC Grinding been going for all y'all, /npg/? Rank 18 here. Maxed YYB & SOSD today, doing some MSN. 123 YYB games to All-Star currently.

>>10061410
>Blasted
>Still no avy
same olD FUCKING BULLeh not even Rank 1, even with all the guides and such it feels like a chore

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MQ are top of their bracket

we'll make podium next year now we've proven ourselves a good team

http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml

About 25 minutes left to gamble some levels! When was the last time you played with Count Von Roo?

>>10063249

Nice!

>>10063258
+1 lvl
No av yet

Also got all star a few days ago, feels good not having to scramble at the end

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>>10010846
oops i did it

>>10063518

Congrats, anon! (I envy you!)

>>10063519
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yebtzASTRj8

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post pets with petpets

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>>10064782
got this last night v:

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>>10064782

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>>10065669
Oh hey! You got the darigan ukali! Matches my pet!

>>10011948

FAN FUCKING TASTIC

That's the best news I've gotten all day

>>10065864

Hopefully more good news for you follows! Be well!

Anyway, I'm going to bed now, /npg/.

>>10065669
>>10065681
Their names both begin with M, that's cute! They should be friends.

post staff tourney scores nerds

>>10066438
good idea

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>>10066496
forgot my own picture

>>10066438
we need more art of pets being friends like >>10063519

Hey, somebody with NeoCodex could check the price for Flaming Wuzzle Toy?
JN shows last price as 700+k np but i wanna make sure

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>>10066496
first round got me fucked up

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>>10067902
aww fuck wrong file

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>>10060015
might as well start practicing

anyone have requests desu

>>10068036
hannah facesitting armin

>>10068036
Illusen's Creamed Cookie

The entirety of the Haunted Woods team helping Zo Junior relieve the stress of carrying them all every year.

>>10068036
>>10068056
I second any facesitting requests

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I though /npg/ was dead, but some anon on /co/ just informed me it was just moved to /trash/. The fuck?

I guess I'm /trash/ now. Hello anons.

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>>10066496

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>>10068800
hello anon, welcome back
we're slow but we're here

>>10068841

Just like Neopets.com har har.

That joke hurt me inside.

>>10068800
Which /co/ thread?

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>>10068906
delet

>>10068925

http://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/93400479#bottom

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>>10068056
ill complete everyone elses later today
im gonna spend time with my friend whose gonna be moving soon
ill be back desu

>>10069046
nice
thank you anon

>15 minute long auction battle for a Secret Lab Map piece
>that one asshole who ALWAYS shows up at the last second wins
>"You will buy me lots of presents from the Grooming Parlour wont you?" Random Event
JUST
U
S
T

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>>10069824
groom your pets

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>>10066496

How many Shootout games do I have to play to rank up

>>10070744

Depends on your rank. Also, only the 1st 401 "wins" -Sent Scores with 1 or more goals- in SOSD can contribute to your rank.

To see how much of which games you need to play to rank up, go here: http://www.neopets.com/altador/colosseum/
Click on where your Rank is listed, with the Shield Icon.
Something should pop up showing how much you need to play.
On said window, there's also a line with wooden shield icons; Those indicate ranks & you can click ones past where the green line ends -how high your rank is- to see how much to get to those ranks.

>>10065681
Yeah, I was able to get it cheap so I jumped on the opportunity.
>>10066438
sure
>>10069824
Theres a bot right? I swear there has to be some way that people know how to vote on literally the last second

>>10071584
>Theres a bot right?
That's what i was going to ask a while ago
It's like the third or fourth time it's happened

"You will buy me lots of presents from the Grooming Parlour wont you?" Random Event
>again
I think i should stop wasting NP on Negg Baskets and go waste it on grooming stuff

>>10072070
>"I think i have had enough grooming for now!
Well, screw you too

>>10072450

Screw your pet, eh?

(>Page 9)

News is out and so is the Editorial.

>>10074601
dicks out

>>10074601

From it:

>Hey, TNT! I saw that question about playing YYB and other Altador Cup games during work hours, and I just have one question: Do you happen to be hiring? ;-) ~the_crimson_rose
Well, I must warn you, be prepared if you expect to interview with us. We take our craft very, very seriously. The most important step in the interview process is the gaming portion. We require you to play three games (of our choosing, of course) and if you can't get a high score then you're out. We can't have any rookies around. (Just kidding....

...

....maybe.)


Do you think you could get a job with TNT?

Link: http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=787

Also:
>Page 10, yet again

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Still blasting time for about 40 more minutes.

Also, damn. Already did my YYB today & my SOSD. Here's hoping tomorrow's not a Bye/Practice Day, & if so, I can play for Rank Levelling on the 25th.

My Game's to Go:
479 Yooyuball Wins: +39
0 Yooyuball Draws: +115
94 Slushie Slinger Wins: +77
432 Make Some Noise Wins: +457
2,807 Shootout Showdown Wins: +457


How are yours, /npg/?

>>10078751

I need 59 points for All Star. Should be easy because there's two more playing days left. I've been away for a long time during the cup so I've been playing catch-up all week and I'm so sick of it.

>>10079158

Just keep going! You can do it, anon! 1 day of maxing SOSD & YYB can get you that easy!

Enough time to max SOSD today right now, for that matter; Just make sure to do 1 goal games!

Have you maxed for today, in fact?

>>10079354

Today I maxed YYB, and half-maxed SLSL because muh team asked for that. But for other days I've been maxing YYB, SOSD and sometimes even playing so MSN. I have no time this weekend though so I'm just going to do the minimum. It's 8 am here so I gotta go to work.

My god, I don't understand how these triple and quad All Stars max four games every day.

>>10079467

Damn. Shame you're missing out on the equivalent of like, 33 last minute games for today, but it should still be possible to make it with some effort.

Good luck!

>>10079582

Thanks anon, good luck to you too!

How's your team doing? I'm in Lost Desert, we got screwed hard in the second round so the results are disappointing this year.

After almost 3 weeks, i finally did it
I actually did it!
I reached RANK 1!
I feel proud of myself
Also, bump

>>10080409
DYDaDFtFYP
Do Your Dailies and Don't Forget to Feed Your Pets, /npg/

I like doing the Negg cave puzzles

>>10079684

I'm Team Faerieland. We're in 5th place out of 6 in the Low Bracket.

As in, 2ND LAST/17TH PLACE.

Clearly, after tying for 4th place last year, our players got complacent, especially if the number I saw in that thread a bit back ago are any indication.

Then again, I'm not much better myself, considering I didn't do much grinding for like, 2 weeks, but at least I'm nearly All-Star now.


>>10080409

Congrats anon! Keep going & maybe you'll reach Rank 2! (Honestly, though, I'm surprised you can't do 401 SOSD in a day. It's like, 40 minutes. But whatever. What matters is you did something for your team.)
Which team are you on?


>>10080734

Yeah, they're kinda fun, IMHO.

>>10080812
Also Team Faerieland
And dunno what's with my bro's computer that doesn't let do the SOSD grinding strat from that one post

>>10080409

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Seriously though, still a good effort. At least you'll get some prize points.

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Perhaps there are more appropriate songs for this, but I dunno 'em: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

(I'm still gonna grind some more for Prize Points, though.)

>>10077418
>Do you think you could get a job with TNT?
Yes, I'm a Javascript/front end stack developer at a fortune 500 company.

>>10082797

Congrats! That song is perfect, the only song worthy.

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folks

we need to build a wall

a great wall

around meridell

to stop the flow of illegal immigrants

many of whom, I'm sure are great people

great people

into this country

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GUYS

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>>10085166

Trump may think that it's feasible to build a wall

Trump may think it's sensible

Trump may think it's what you want to hear

But - it is clear to me that Trump has neither the experience, the leadership, nor the ability necessary to undertake such a monumentous task as building such a wall - or leading Neopia

http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/topic.phtml?topic=158788232&next=1#bottom

a live Q&A with neopets staff about the AC

holy shit

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>>10085742
it's a shit show, people are piling on and upsetting scrappy

>>10085742
So far she said there's a new plot coming, and possibly a Key Quest update.

>>10086151
so did they retrieve the missing files for KQ?

>>10086166
Not sure. Her exact words: I am working on some things I will have further answers to the future of Key Quest in a little bit. Just be a littleeee more patient please!

From Scrappy: "When I say plot I mean plot. I can't give you details because I'm really not sure if I'm allowed and don't want to get in trouble but come on guys. What would a plot be if we couldn't fight off some bad guys?"

WAR COMING!!!

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>>10086226
yayyyyy maybe

>>10086117

:D
Sorry to use an emote, but I'm super happy to see TNT acknowledging the fans!

>>10086166
I thought they didn't actually technically own the rights, same as Habi

>>10086226

YES

>>10086117

Goddamn, anon saves the day again.

>>10086117

It's fun to see Neo oldfags that are also anons.

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus awake about 2 more minutes. (Sorry, just got up.)

>Page 9
We can't die yet, /npg/
Did i read that correctly?
We may get a new plot/war?

>>10092876
we're not allowed to die until my darigan bori plushie is done

Considering playing the NQ games
Gonna start with NQ1, any tips?

>>10093084

Unsure. Not much experience with NQ myself.

Here's a guide, I suppose: http://thedailyneopets.com/neopets-games/neoquest-beginners-guide

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>TNT does a live Q&A on the forums
>next site plot involves battling
>every battledome item leaps in price

>>10094994
Hope the codestones do too, i have a couple still in stock
And suddenly i got the mental image of a chia doing the Jew Merchant pose

Just beat the first NQ boss and jesus that took longer than i thought it would
I got like 5 REs during the whole thing

>>10095414

How long did it take? Is it your birthday?

Also, still Snowager time for about half an hour. http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>>10096198
Going back to the post saying i was gonna do it, like 2 hours
>Blasted
>No avy
Thanks for the reminder
And no, birthday is on Feb
i just got half luck
Kind of a lot of REs but useless ones, Groom stuff, forgotten shore map piece, random food from Alien Aisha, SPider Grundo

Wow, Neopets. I haven't played that in nearly a decade. Has it changed much in that time?

>>10096475
Like you wouldn't believe
http://www.neopets.com/~ArentIPretty
I'm currently doing something and not the best with recaps but this link should have all you need to know
Welcome back, anon

>A smug bug sits here eating a Scabu. He says, "I'm going to eat all your Neopets food when you aren't looking!!!"
Fucking smug-ass bug

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>>10096674

>>10096674
So quite a bit.

Unfortunately, in my absence, I've forgotten all relevant information to my old account, so if I do reenter Neopia, I'll have to start fresh.

>>10096942
>I've forgotten all relevant information to my old account
Yeah, i know that feel
Luckily, with all the guides and shit (i recommend JellyNeo, good site) you should be on your way to being a NeoJew and swimming in NP in no time

>>10096995
Alright. My laptop is having connection trouble right now. Does Neopets work on mobile?

>>10097123
Kinda, i use Firefox with Flash installed,
when you access thru mobile it gives you this shitty mobile version, just make sure to switch to full site and you should be fine

>Oh, look! Jhudora appears and hands you a gift. That was ni- wait... Jhudora!? A gift?! Umm... are you sure you should have taken it?
>Poison Tipped Dagger
I think she's trying to tell me something

So how did this thread end up on /trash/?

man new plot hinted at
i hope it doesnt come too fast, or i'll get cucked trying to train my shitty pet to the level where I can beat koi warrior without alternating with the easier guys

>>10098022
/vg/ was too quick for us

I hope one day we return to /vg/, hate /trash/

>>10096942

Same as me, I just started a new account a month ago. Although I tend to do that every year because this site is like crack.

I can't believe how excited I am about this possible plot.

>>10098705

Maybe when Keyquest returns or the plot happens. We've got enough posters I guess, could use a bit more.

whats the best wheel and why is it mediocrity

extravagance

im never spinning that one i got the worst luck

>>10099065

I don't know, but it is.

>>10085189
Oh no.

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>>10099816
O H Y E S
H

Y
E
S

>>10100324

Fuck, that looks good.

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>putting a dick pic on 4chan

>nearly put it in the wrong thread

whoooops

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>>10102147

Oh come on anon, you know we would have loved to see your dick

>>10102192
there was an anon a few years back promising to lend SUAP to anyone who posted a timestamped dickpic

I was tempted

luckily I have SUAP now, without turning into a whore

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nearly at level 400 with 800 def

>>10102829
also

>age: 4,444

checkem

>>10102829

Wow, that thing is a monster. Guess you're gonna win the war, whenever it comes.

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>>10102870
thanks

seems like not so long ago she was barely a battle pet at all

>>10102829

FEED

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>>10102896

They grow up so fast.

I just made a new account last month, so now that the AC is over I guess I'll spend my time training my pet so she's at least decent when the plot kicks in.

>>10102829
I thought max useful str and def was 750?

>>10103670
yes but what if they go further in the future?

(they won't)

I want her evenly trained though

Shit, if only I knew there was a plot/war coming Soon™ I would've kept on training my main pet.
She's only Lv 20

http://www.neopets.com/neocam.phtml
>Cam is frozen on Wednesday, May 16, 2007 @ 6:57:04 PM
Damnit, i was hoping to check what the office looked like now

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>mfw lost on all my food club bets
FUCK how do I get good with this shit

>>10105442
How do you know 30 minutes early?

>>10105559
Timezones I guess

>>10105681
Well check again now since its actual update was a few minutes ago.

new thread where

Just starting a new account. Does initial pet choice matter?

>>10106829
Besides some items only being wearable by certain species, not really

new thread
>>10108017
>>10108017
>>10108017