/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General
Fuck Fascists Edition
Trust only these MEGAs
>OST
https://mega.nz/#F!RQhxBZJA!u5Y781s6xWM3uSBPeFBxTQ
>Fanart compilation (updated June 4, 2017):
https://mega.nz/#!lBkGnLbK!bRW-RXT6iEKuObZY8kcEpXf5uNIZG6nzxd2aiH1WJDU
>Write Bin
https://pastebin.com/wbNTtWHU
>Art Booru
http://nitw.booru.org/
>Game Script
http://nightinthewoods.wikia.com/wiki/User:NoIdeaHowToCallMe/Scripts
>Discord
https://discord.gg/U5AEE
Previous Thread: >>9947708
Just let it go.
Sage
>>9970900
Nah, fuck off Virusanon.
>>9970385
what a neat pic
>save`d
>>9970385
Best anti fa goat.
Reminder that thread activity drastically went down after the discord was posted which means it yet again ruined another general. Thanks faggot.
>>9971833
Shut up Virusanon.
>>9971833
It's not Discord's fault Yuropoors can't keep a thread alive.
I want to kiss Beatrice!
>>9972037
Is it not a coincidence that they had no problem doing so until virusanon started with his discord shit again?
>>9972388
>everything is virusanons fault
dont worry, the discord is also pretty slow atm
>>9972388
Honestly dude, attributing everything to virusanon is retarded. We were fuckin dead till the new posters and artists came in. Then they started a Discord.
No virusanon involvement at all.
>>9972440
Which is exactly what you wanted virusanon you piece of shit. Can't say I'm surprised you got these autists to fall for your shit though. When we got a wave of faggots here only for the porn that was the first nail of ignorance in the coffin of this general, and the discord was the last.
>>9972551
Shut the fuck up virusanon.
>>9972565
Yeah alright guy. Let's increase his cult of personality even more.
>>9972440
Link to discord please? Hope I can go on my phone never used it here
>>9972635
It's in the OP now.
>>9972667
I'm a dumb. Thank you
>>9972565
>every post is him
wat
>>9972771
Fuck off, Virusanon
>>9972771
We are all virusanon
>>9972805
Fuck off virusanon
>just now realizing that this is exactly what the real virusanon wanted all along
>he actually won
The absolute mad man, I wish I could manipulate a thread this easily.
Also fuck off virusanon
>>9972848
Shut the FUCK up virusanon you didn't win shit.
>>9972870
Fuck off virusanon ;)
>people give him power by constantly mentioning him
uhhh
>>9972918
Shut the fuck up virusanon
Guys pls the general has not actually declined in quality very much, sundays tend to be an off day for this thread, give it a day or two and things will go back to normal.
>>9972819
no u
>>9972818
Jesus Christ, slow the fuck down MatPat.
Fucking Christ, this thread is really going to shit. It's just pure mccarthyism right now.
Next your gonna say: "Shut the fuck up Virusanon."
>>9973197
It'll get better, trust me
>>9973219
Don't play your fucking mindgames with us virusanon. We know it's going to fucking get worse because we know this isn't the first time you've fucked up a general with a discord you faggot transsexual agnostic rape-apologizing piece of shit. Your mother should have dropped you one more time for good measure.
So what are you guys doing for fathers day
>>9970385
I want Jackie to be the first victim of the upcoming Fourth Reich
DEUS VULT
>>9973263
Wow. Rude.
Real fascism has never been tried before
>>9973340
Buy him a gift, eat cake and then go back to minding our own business.
>>9973340
My brother drew a lion that I shaded in and wrote a little poem about. We're making a rib dinner as well. How about you?
>>9970385
I want Jackie to get pepper sprayed in the face and arrested after attempting to assault a police officer
I want Jackie to serve a lengthy prison sentence during which his disgusting tiny tranny cock is regularly violated by Big Bubba in the prison showers
>>9971833
There were 29 unique posters last thread. The most we've ever had is ~50. This statement is simply untrue
>>9973263
How do we know virus anon even still posts here?
Also sorry guys I haven't stopped doing the collage I'm just really behind on it, if this board is actually dead by the time it's finished I'll post it on discord and trash itself.
>Be me
>At a college party
>Sees cute goat girl hanging out with her friends
>She yells out "No fascists allowed!"
>Really want to ask her to dance
>Doesn't know if she'll accept the fact that I'm a communist
What do, guys?
>>9973440
It has and it was amazing
>>9973611
Don't worry, Jackie is a communist herself.
Some idiot wants people in his discord and whines in the thread every day and you guys slowly start to wander over like herded caddle.
>>9973551
Virusanon is our scapegoat, we don't know obviously. I do however think the discord owner had been samefagging for days now
>>9973679
Dude I've posted twice in the past two days, so it's deffo not me
Still sleeping
>>9973197
Shut the fuck up virusanon
>>9974070
Wake up, Mae, it's time for school
Maebea mode:
E N G A G E
Mae is likely very squishy. Bea is not
>>9973340
Maebea posting duh
>"I want to fuck that cat"
Tfw I used to loiter at this sandwich shop my friend worked at. It was very pickaxe like. Just pop in and he'd be happy to see me and then he'd close and we'd bail. He moved away
>>9974823
Still the best
Does anyone have the cast in dresses that was posted last thread?
>>9973717
>you will never gangbang a slutty cockstarved Mae
>>9975238
Shut the FUCK up virusanon
>>9975261
We all know that suffering.
>>9975238
All this virusanon stuff actually made me miss you "fuck off maebea fag guy"
>>9975134
>>9975863
>>9975863
>>9975883
Very cute, I like it when Bea takes initiative
>>9975945
Thats a really odd design of Gregg, I like it
>>9975945
Lol Gregg is cute
>>9975829
Danke
>>9974767
God damn I love this realistically squishy smol Mae
>>9976366
I want to squeeze her
question:
why does everyone love jackie so much?
>>9976846
She's cute as fuck
>>9976872
can't argue with that
>>9976846
She may have a dick but she's a cute goat girl.
>>9976846
that's not true, many people hate/dislike her and it's not hard to understand why
>>9976846
>>9976846
Because she's my wife
Where is Stan art it's father's day god damn it
>>9977190
(You)
What if Bea has been poisoning her dad's food in order to take over the pickaxe?
>>9977211
find me another picture of Mr. Santello if you got a problem bitch
>>9977278
>12 ft
I WANNA HUG BIG BEA
>>9977278
You could have posted the non meme version of that pic but you chose to desperately fish for yous. I gave you it, now leave.
>>9977358
The non meme version is shit.
>>9977358
You're still giving him (You)s you niggerfagoo, so get off your high horse.
Are there any other Bea's dad pics?
>>9977322
Tfw i could actually cuddle a 12ft croc if properly restrained
>>9977528
Well duh, I'd have a romantic date with a tarantula if it was properly restrained. In a cage. With at least layers of walls between it and me. And preferably coated in gasoline just in case.
>>9976846
Jackie is everything I hate about modern leftism, she must be destroyed
Why is Mae such a dirty filthy footfag?
>>9977602
Fuck off, Virusanon.
>>9977322
>>9977528
>>9977594
>Not letting a tarantula eat off your dick while you eat off her thorax
>>9977698
I don't actually like feet yet this picture is pretty hot
I think it's Mae's face. I could see her being kinky as fuck and kinda ashamed of it
>>9973524
i want to hug her
ok, so lurk moar yadda yadda, but I just finished NITW and there's all this MaeBea art but I hung around with her for most of the game and that never happenned. did I do something wrong or is this some kond of fan thing?
GregGus is the cutest thing though.
>>9978542
fuck off degenerate this game is about friendship not sinful same sex relationships.
>>9977698
Because she wants to suck dem toes. And so do I
>>9978542
>>9978542
Bea is the only one of the four to appear straight outright and that doesn't stop me from wanting art of them fucking.
>>9978881
And or being fucked
>>9978881
Fuck off, Maebeafag.
>>9978881
So what you're saying is you can't romance Bea? Damn, I missed out on shenanagains with Gregg and Angus. Well, I guess Bea's arc was pretty good.
>>9979073
The game is not a dating sim, no.
Which leads me to this question.
Night in the woods dating sim when?
>>9978881
>exactly one straight character
>in actuality 96.6% of humans are straight
T U M B L R
G A M E
>>9979207
that's because they aren't humans
human (and for that matter horse) dicks are boring, therefore it's not hard to see why angus the anus can appreciate the beauty of greggory's dog dong
also by that logic mae would be unfuckable, because cat vaginas are super sensitive and easy to tear apart by anything other than another cat
why did i reply to a bait post with this
>>9979190
Yeah, I didn't go in there expecting a dating sim, it just felt like the kind of game where you could be gay with somebody. I think Mae's mother was really well written too though, and demontower's a cute little addition.
>>9979207
AKTUALEE Angus and Gregg make a point about how they're alienated because they're the only gays in town and Mae is a girl. All girls are bi at some level, even Bea, but she's a pure Christian slut who only fucks boys because she's too responsible to drink.
>>9979271
>>9977710
Hot.
>>9979342
>>9979898
I really like that Mae but im less enthusiastic about the others.
>>9979898
>that angus
>>9979963
They're pretty all right.
I always thought Lori was a boy until I found out otherwise.
I can't believe I was reverse trap'd by Night in the Woods
>>9980212
Reverse trap is best trap
I want to tickle Lori!
>>9980882
I wanna be tickled by lori!
>>9980882
I want to live in a world where it's okay to love 14 year old Lori but I don't so I'll just be her monster in her home videos instead.
>>9981150
NEVER EVER will this guy get back to me I swear it's like he died
>>9981058
I want Lori to help me tickle Mae!
>>9981231
I commissioned the original. He sent me a PM on inkbunny, like, two months ago asking for permission to make a follow-up. I gave him permission, but I'm starting to wonder if maybe he never got my message or misread it.
Two fucking months. Wish I was still as interested in these threads now as I was back then.
>>9981236
This works too
>>9982222
Whoah momma
>>9982269
I hope she can be happy
>>9982222
unf
>>9982981
mass accidental murder aside, the game ended on a positive note in Bea's path. Her and Mae are like sisters and really close and all 4 friends have grown closer due to their ordeal, I think Bea will be happier [spoiler]once she and Mae start having best available friend sex[/spoiler]
>>9983049
This is objectively the best possible scenario
*blocks your path*
>>9983259
I remove her legs
>>9983259
>blocks
I fucking hate you.
>>9983259
she would have the lego 'short legs' lol
>>9983259
ORANGE TRANSPARENT BASEBALL BAT
>>9983259
That head model really needs some work.
>>9983259
Wow I actually really wish this was real.
>>9977394
>laundry with dick out
???
>>9983259
you ready to effing die?
>>9985071
>Red ears
Why?
>>9985120
idk i didn't make it
Sieg hiel! Ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer
>>9985691
Fuck off with that fascist shit Virusanon! No fascist allowed!
>>9985691
>>9985742
Beat me to it
>>9985742
Fascism is the only key to a truly prosperous society. Socialist and communist rats scurry like the vermin they are, but they will be exterminated in due time
>>9984408
In the game Bea says something about her mom and dad not wanting to be bothered during laundry time and she always heard her mom giggling during it.
>>9985771
Fuck off you weeb fascist degenerate fuckstick. You probably don't even know what real fascism is, you're just a poser.
>>9985842
Honestly, I was just scrolling through and saw the thread name. I legitimately don't give a fuck about left wing, or any kind of polifics. I've had this game chilling on my HD for a while though, just haven't gotten around to playing it. What kind of game is it, anyway? It seems to be some sort of walking simulator with platform elements (which I'm 100% cool with), but I don't know for sure
>>9985886
fuck off faggot this game isn't for cis fucks
>>9985903
>cis
Bruh, I'm actually a transgirl. What, just because I'm on hormones I can't get some "nai anime girl" google results and fuck with you a bit?
>>9985954
you like BBC babe?
>>9985970
I mean, the usually are pretty big from what I've seen~ My ex's was certainly something to remember, that's for sure
>>9986006
What'd you like to do with his dick? Please tell in detail.
Well this isn't what I was expecting to find when I checked the thread again.
>>9986070
stop dodging the question
Hey so there's a surprisingly small amount of r63 for the game. That being said, with all the people who originally thought Gregg was a girl, I feel like Gregg's r63 could still be just Gregg.
>>9986473
give me the angus tiddies
>>9986473
Wow uh
Wow, nice.
D-do Angus next. I need the thicc girl Angus.
Would she be called Angel? Would Gregg be Greta?
>>9982222
Fuck this is great. I love those kinds of piercings.
All that I want
Is to wake up fine
Tell me that I'm alright
That I ain't gonna die
All that I want
Is a hole in the ground
You can tell me when it's alright
For me to come out
Hard times gonna make you wonder why you even try
Hard times gonna take you down and laugh when you cry
(hese lives and I still don't know how I even survive
Hard times
Hard times
And I gotta get to rock bottom
Walking around
My little rain cloud
Hanging over my head
And it ain't coming down
Where do I go?
Gimme some sort of sign
You hit me with lightning!
Maybe I'll come alive
Hard times gonna make you wonder why you even try
Hard times gonna take you down and laugh when you cry
(hese lives and I still don't know how I even survive
Hard times
Hard times
And I gotta get to rock bottom
Tell my friends I'm coming down
We'll kick it when I hit the ground
Tell my friends I'm coming down
We'll kick it when I hit the ground
When I hit the ground
When I hit the ground
When I hit the ground
When I hit the ground
Hard times gonna make you wonder why you even try
Hard times gonna take you down and laugh when you cry
(hese lives and I still don't know how I even survive
Hard times
Hard times
And I gotta get to rock bottom!
>tfw trying to finish my mae sketch but keep bullshitting and getting sidetracked
Its been 3 days
>>9988877
Post it anyways
>>9985221
What a romantic spot to talk about how gay you are.
>>9985071
Wow, took me a while to notice this was a 3D model, Imagine if the game looked like this.
>>9988877
Sweet blogpost faggot where do I subscribe
night in the woods smash bros spin off game when
>>9988983
Shes supposed to be holding a bat but didnt add it yet. The head and ears are off too. The colors are temp were gonna make em darker when i finished fixing the head and ears but dont know where to start.
Hopefully i finish it by tomorrow its just been kinda sitting here
Any suggestions on what i should do / where to start?
>>9989491
replace the bat with a college degree
>>9989491
That's not bad.
I'd say make the ears smaller, she looks kinda like a bat. Something like this maybe?
Besides this small alteration I'd say move the left hand back a bit, it looks like it's on her stomach rather than her hip.
>>9989605
>she looks like a bat
Was thinking the same and damn, forgot the notches on the ear. Ill work on it in the morning with your suggestions and repost it if I DO finish it. Thanks!
>>9989527
That could work!
>>9989786
>That could work!
oh no don't actually do that the bat is better
>>9989819
Lol
>>9986473
damn that's good.
>>9986473
If Gregg was a girl, would she still like boys and be straight, or still be gay and like girls?
>>9982222
I just noticed the quads, but anyway, piercings are cool.
>>9990934
Lesbian biker punk
>>9991655
I don't want to over-saturate with edits so these are going on the same post. Another version cause I know some of y'all like dick
>Shitty side scroller game with nonexistent mechanics
>Cringy, edgy characters with the depth of a fucking string
>Furfag producing community of faggots
You really are a bunch of pathetic retards. Do yourselves a favour and just grow the fuck up.
>>9991966
Pretty cute! There are alts but they just take away from this version I think.
>>9992417
>>9993611
Poor Mae, she doesn't look like she is enjoying being felt up very much.
>>9993611
Damn Wallmasters
Hey guys, my sister drew this recently
What do you guys think?
>>9994160
Angus looks so round and Gregg looks so square, are they okay?
>>9994160
Mae's design is pretty good but Gregg's face needs a bit of work.
>>9994160
Angus looks like a puckered lemon
>>9994160
deviantart
>>9985771
SIEG HEIL!
Haha Longmae. Not very sturdy.
>>9995555
This reminds me of that freaky motherfucker who drew pictures of himself with long fingers in the hospital or whatever
>>9995555
What is this supposed to be parodying?
>>9995632
nitw mae in the hospital with crystals
r63 Gregg
>>9995896
Gregg would do this if he was female and also a stripper
>>9995936
Fem Gregg sounds like a cool dudette
I wonder what Gregg and Angus's first time was like? I bet it was super awkward and not good.
Gregg would probably want to try things he saw in porn and Angus would be too shy.
What so you guys think?
>>9996074
Is anyone's first time ever not super awkward?
>>9996311
It depends, it's a lot less likely to be if your partner is both experienced and really accomodating, and makes you not feel like a total idiot
Consider this: Fem Fiasco Fox who skateboards everywhere, calls everyone dude or bro, has a dick that jizzes out that 90's paper cup design every time she nuts, and the words RADICAL and COOL apparate around her every time she finishes speaking. She also tells kids not to do drugs and to stay in school as part of Fiascola's now-defunct anti-drug outreach program .
>>9997800
Hard on the outside soft on the inside
>>9998026
Hell yeah it is
>>9997950
>Hard on the outside
>>9997950
>>9998456
>>9998497
Too much size difference
>>9998527
Lel ok
Rainy day today
>>9999029
Indeed
Can we all agree that Steve Scriggins is the best character in the game?
>>9999971
Best at takin it up the butt
>>10000156
He's a straight, hard-working man.
>>10000171
He's a fuckboi
>>10000171
He takes lots of dick up the butt, but it's his girlfriend's so it's still straight
>>10000198
You don't think Gregg was secretly cheating on Angus with him?
>>10000278
Of course not, it's not cheating if it's the village cumdump.
>>10000278
Gregg is into petty crimes, not morally dubious affairs
>>10000156
I think that's Angus.
>>10000632
No matter how hard you push your agenda, Angus is always going to be a top
>>10000788
I feel like they'd switch, largely dependent on if Gregg is up or down that day.
>>10000788
I don't really know how gay relationships work. I think Gregg and Angus are atypical of the stereotypical gays you see in media though. Part of the reason I like em so much, they felt like real people and not a comedy duo.
But yeah, would they be strict bottom/top? I kinda feel like they'd switch depending on the mood.
night in the woods gba port when
>>10001456
Stage adaptation when
>>10001516
How would that even work
>>10001631
When the dream sequence starts, all the audience members fall asleep and then Mae comes down and fucking kills everyone
>>10001724
Oh boy I'm preordering a ticket right now!
>>9985822
wait, really? when?
>>9994160
Hit her for not studying her loomis also for liking sidemouth.
Then put her back into her sweatshop where she belongs.
>>10001631
They put a cat in a cage with a fox a bear and a crocodile and we watch as they kill each other
>>10002192
also this happens in an actual house in the outskirts of pittsburgh
>>10002635
Mae is short!
Short!
>>10002794
That's true!
>>10002854
would you pick mae up and put her on top of the fridge?
>>10002891
No that's mean
Also she'd probably jump on me after and while she may be short she's also stout.
>>10002942
she's capable of jumping and walking on powerlines it's not mean
i'd put her on top of all sorts of things!
>>10002854
I just said "awwww" out loud. I love smol Mae
>>9976846
>not wanting a cute radical leftist gf to alternatingly lovefuck and hatefuck
>>10002635
I kinda prefer this Bea with the crooked smile
>>9973524
*her
>>10003100
>>10001894
After you get the best meal combo for Bea and her dad at that dinner scene, talk to Bea on the computer, then after that keep clicking her icon and she'll say to stop bothering for the night and that's she's trying to do laundry and goes off on that tangent before logging back off.
>>10003453
Wait, you can talk to people after they stop messaging you?
>>10003513
I think it's only for that one sequence but I never really tried it on more than a couple nights and it only happened for that one.
>>10003901
nice.
>>10003901
get off the floor mae it's dirty
>>10003901
Ah sweet you finished it. It looks good, still weird seeing Mae in other clothing but she has to change every now and then yeah?
>>10003901
Nice
>>10003937
it's fine she's dirty too
>>10004127
get off the floor mae you're dirtying it
>>10004004
Our prayers have been answered, thanks duder!
>>10004396
No prob duder!
>>10003901
Great job, she would listen to thundercat and saw II
Made some more 90s Fem-Fiascola stuff!
>>10005210
This is way too convincingly 90's
>>10005224
Perfect. Just the way I like it.
night in the woods but in the 1800s and mae dies from dysentary
>>10005742
Why did this make me laugh so hard
>>10005210
That soda is probably more addicting and unhealthy than the drugs.
>>10004004
>>10005210
Where's the guy who spams up the thread when OC is posted when you need him.
>>10005916
that's the delicious irony of the 90s my guy
drugs? no. gratuitous amounts of violent media advertising against drugs? yes.
>>10005939
>fiasco fox
>oc
>>10005963
That's not fiasco fox. It was some guy's idea for a female one who skateboarded and shit.
>>10005998
It's r63 fiasco fox
>>10005998
It's called rule 63.
>be fiasco fox
>actually, be guy who plays fiasco fox
>get hired to do a motivational speech at some dead-end town's high school
>and sell cola, because I don't like starving
>they gave me too much of the flavor nobody likes
>goddammit
>see qtpie gator girl dressed up as one of those constellation people
>seduce
>ask her out in character
>shitanonwhatthefuckareyoudoing
>she says yes
>we go to some part of the forest
>still in her outfit, I keep going in character
>it's working
>we make out, hands get grabby
>that'sapenis.jpeg
>keep going, because fiasco fox is groovy like that
>he grabs me back
>I like it
>oh god his hands are magic
>please keep going
>he has a fuckton of different lubes
>like ten different flavors holy shit
>they're all fiascola-themed
>"I didn't even know we made those"
>he asks for it rough
>"I lots of practice with toys"
>my dick has never been harder
>our moaning scares some teens in the distance
>I still talk in character
>I lose my v-card, so does he
>we exchange numbers, I drive home
>didn't sell any sodas
>fuuuuuuccccckkkk
anyway
>>10006107
Fake fans hip main cahracters. Real fans write smut of background characters that are fictional within the world
>>10006107
Fucking Scriggins!
>>10006302
So are you drunk or just phoneposting
>>10006374
Both
>>10007759
new