/sug/ - Steven Universe General Malachite Edition Last Thr

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*warps behind you*
Nothing personnal, clod.

End my meaningless life

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rutile is cutile

How do you do, fellow sufferers?

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>>9969071
Peridot has grown up over the summer

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME POIL

>>9968660
>tfw we will never get to see Peridot react to Steven being taken to HW indirectly because of a report she made
>tfw we will never see Peridot break apart when she sees Steven returned safely and apologize even if it wasn't entirely her fault
>tfw i have no face

Rebecca whyyyy. End this suffering pls.

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>>9969093
All I can say is that it's going to be a loooong summer.

>>9969093
Badly, but at least I'm not a nihilistic and pathetic sack of shit anymore. And you babe?

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Gems should love bees

>>9969127

the bees are dying

>>9969125
>babe
Scaramouche?

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Leave steven alone he is a big boy already

>>9969125
I'm restless and see demons in my sleep, ironically due to sleep-aid medicine. It's interesting.

>>9969143
Top tier husbando, but no, just a touchy kinda guy.
No homo tho.

>>9969153
Indeed interesting, would changing meds help?

>>9969169
Not taking meds at all would help. Its just over the counter shit. The restlessness sucks, but I'll try it again just to see what else ill encounter.

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Happy Father's Day, /sug/.

>>9969196

Who are they?

>>9969211
Remember when they went into Korea?

>>9969211
Some K-pop group.

There are plenty of gils but i dont see any yaoi here. Does it means that all su fans are lesbian?

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>>9969219
No, but a lot are.

>>9969219
Don't bring that faggot shit here, I don't want this community to sink even lower.

>>9969196
Your mother must be told you fucken sperm from a tube. Fathers call those people who inserts their penis in your mom. Im sure you have plenty of them.

>>9969215

Oh right, it was over half a year ago, so I kinda forgot

>>9969240
I prefer see gay porn instead of lapidirt shit here.

>>9969241
What are you trying to say?

>>9969248
At least it's not a combination of both, right?

>>9969231
Oh thats why she always pisses all her clothes

>>9969257
I hope we will know it soon

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Are you guys saying you want more gay?

I'm here to fucking ruin this thread as usual.

>>9969277
>It's a "lesser of two evils" episode in /sug/
Just... No porn. Is that too much to ask for?

>>9969292
On /trash/?

Yes, yes it is.

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>>9969292
I don't have any porn, so lucky you I guess.

This show isn't for Gays.

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>>9969337
*this show is gay

Mr smiley is the best girl

Why does this show teaches the moral, that anything you do, you can cry your way out of?

Fuck i didnt noticed that Mr S changeg VA in s2

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>>9969371
it's not. You're just baiting.

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Will Lars's dreams come true?

>>9969397
It does, you're just a retard. Case in point Blue Diamond and Pearl.

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>>9969407
Explain what you mean. Explain the reasoning of your argument you shit baiter.

SO WHO HERE REMEMBERS THIS GAME
http://www.friv-games-today.com/game/2860/beach-city-volleyball.html

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>>9969292
I honestly don't understand anon, I mean we're on /trash/ of all places

>>9969422
I do, I just didn't play it.
Was it any good?

>>9969406
>lets go upstairs to my room lars
>w-w-hyy?
>all cool guys doing so
>bang-bang
>tears
>im i cool now?
>yes you aare laura yes you are

>>9969417
Pearl nearly let Steven fall to his death with a fucking smile, but Steven never brought it up again after she cried about not fucking his mother. Not to mention that she tried to kill Steven in TG&B.

Blue Diamond sung the corruption song, and is an accomplice to the destruction of Earth and death of humanity, she knows about the cluster and does nothing to stop it, at that point in time she didn't know there were any CG left on earth.

But she cried, and Steven said nothing, also the fandom loves both of these people. You are a retard and will of course say these don't count.

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>>9969406
As soon as he's back on Earth. now that he's learned to be himself and not a prick people will like him.
And he'll finally be the town bicycle he's always wanted to be.

So is Save the Light coming to the Nintendo Switch?
>>9969429
It had Jasper in a swimsuit, you tell me.

>>9969440
>Blue Diamond sung the corruption song
Opinion discarded.

>>9969460
"Damage from the diamonds" anyway what a surprise, you are a retard. Hidden.

>>9969460
You're probably technically right, I personally believe that it was a fusion that sang the song of corruption

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>>9969427
I was expecting FAR worse. Like /that/ board.
>YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT (in between /a/ and /c/)
For once, I am surprised.

>>9969482
/b/ is bad because it's hard to take it even in a ironic way anymore

>>9969512
They've weirdly mellowed. It's still crap, but in a different way. I think /pol/ and /bant/ really stole their thunder.

Why are humans retarded in this show?

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>>9969482
I guess I can understand, I've never been to /b/, EVER, I just avoid it

>tfw my junior high school teacher is an oldfag and remembers /gore/

>>9969531
It's sad yet amusing at the same time.
Then again, most stuff here is that way.

Yes again /sug/ I've won.

>>9969581
What did you win, babe?

>>9969589
I've won the game, pal.

>it's another gay episode

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>>9969606
Good.

I am actually bothered that I have no pearl pics to save since no one fucking post em.
My phone went to shit and I need those fucking pictures damn it.

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>>9969609

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>>9969624
Here's a pearl for you.

pie?

>>9969665
What kind?

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>>9969624
>My phone

>>9969653
Thanks babe

>>9969677
A white iPhone, furthermore.

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>>9969624
I'll give you one good pic.

>>9969684
What's the context of this? Is this a dream? Man, those are some implications then!

>>9969687
>iphone
wow you must be so unic

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>>9969624
I'll dump some for you.

>>9969712
In my country, kind of.

>>9969716
Thanks babe.
Your kindness doesn't go unnoticed.

>>9969754
Is she holding that rose with her mouth? She is isn't she?

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>>9969768
I think so.

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>>9969687

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>>9969754

>>9969759
Judging from the thumbnail I thought Pearl was a Xenomorph.

>>9969792
That is disgusting, wow.

>>9969789
<3

Do you think Greg and Rose were sappy romantics to each other?

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>>9969841
They seemed pretty sappy in their episodes together.

wanna lick peridot glasses

Okay, this Pearl spam is getting ridiculous.

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>>9969863
I'm almost done

>>9969817
Would Pearl be the kind of gem to screw with a clone of herself?

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>>9969684
What's going on here?

>>9969875
>What are the Holo-Pearls for

>>9969880
That was what I was saying too!

>>9969884
Aren't they to train against?

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>>9969880
do NOT minimize pence

>>9969880
Ronaldo fucking Buck.

>>9969900
The Pearl ones, but I'm suspecting the Holo-Rose's aren't used for "training".

>>9969908
Could she do the holo thing to other beings?

>>9969929
Theres no reason to believe she can't.

I am a man and I am proud of it.

SUMMER OF STEVEN 2 WHEN

>>9969937
Damn straight!
Heheheh.

>>9969936
I think being able to create different beings would be pretty useful.

>>9969929
Yes.
Do you remember the episode in S1 where Pearl lost it for awhile after Steven already knew what Pearl wanted to reveal to him. With the armour and the weapons and the painting, etc.

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>>9969937
YEAH MAN POWER

>>9969959
i thought real men were supposed to fight the power?

>>9969956
You mean with the talk with Fake-Rose at the end? I'm not sure if akin to a Holo-Pearl.

>>9969975
Fuck with power

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I want to see the gems wear more clothes.

>>9969937
https://youtu.be/3KHR6SgjO6c

>>9969954
Yeah but if she needed to program that hologram of her to fight I guess big or complicated creations would take work.

>>9969982
Eh, I view a hologram as a hologram.

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I wanna see clothes wear more gems and when i touch her tits i touch all the gems

>>9969959
>>9969975
>>9969983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v3AV95jMqM

i want to do sexual things to pearl's feet

What if Steven decided to leave the Crystal Gems?

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>>9970023
She probably wants to do feet things to your sexual things
Like stepping on them

>>9970036
>any pearl
>dominant

You couldn't be more wrong

/sug/ is SHIT

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>>9970055
We know.

>>9970055
Yes, and?..

Alright that's it.
Post your headcanon's.

>>9970073
pearl is the killer

>>9970073
I think pearl might be gay

Lapis has a cute voice.

>>9970108
Lapis is shit

>>9970108
>>9970121
Both of you are correct

>>9970108
For once, I agree.

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>>9970073
Lapis barnrapes Peridot every day and makes her shut up about it.

>>9970121
I disagree but you're entitled to your opinion.

>>9970073
PD is alive.
t. ignorant Pearl

>>9970140
Lapis said she was done with raping in alone at sea. Your headcanon is dumb.

>>9970141
You disagree with an objective fact therefore you are retarded

>>9970073
Pearls is watch to steven all night long but not because he sleeping

I think that every time a Gem regenerates, as they not only appear taller, but also stronger of some sort. Kind of like the hit T.V series from 2003 - Winx. Where fairies gain new forms after doing a certain task/gems after "dying" horribly. So I imagined that when the time comes to their battle with Yellow Diamond, they will all have regenerated the third time, as Steven has improved his sword wielding by a lot along with summoning his shield. The gems will have these cool military-like uniforms

>>9970230
So... Gems are Phoenixes?

>>9970181
she's addicted to the rush of raping, she'll never stop now

Where are all kids? At my youth we shitted in internets all the summer

Which boarder draws each character the best?

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>>9970140

>>9970315
sugar
-Everyone

Does anybody have any mildly erotic Pearl x Human fanfics? I'm talking about love and intimacy (maybe even cuddling in bed), but not Benis in Bagina(murder) sex.

>>9970348
Is anal still murder

>>9970362
I'm not sure. Maybe not? All I'm saying is that pee pee-in-cornholio isn't necessary.

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I wish every gem of the same type didn't look the same.

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U wonder which gem I should give this to? Hmm.

>>9970443
I*

Baaah

>>9970443
I think the only one that would appreciate it would be lapis.
Too bad lapis is shit.

>>9970443
Yeah bella baby happy are the best diapers

>>9969805
mouths are gross
pussies are gross
it would make sense the unholy fusion of them both is disgusting

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>>9969863
is this better or worse than that time i spammed ya'll with Frieza pics

>>9970492
>pearl
>bad

>>9970348
P L E A S E
L
E
A
S
E

>>9970474
Actually that's a napkin my man.

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>>9970503
>Lord Frieza
>bad

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we'll never see her again

>>9970523
Reminder: he was supposed to be a she until they thought that fighting girls was bad

>>9970443
You're disgusting

>>9970523
He's not bad, just not as good as pearl babe.

>>9970541
It's for the best.

>>9970547
Frieza doesn't even have a gender, he just uses masculine pronouns because it's easier and he doesn't care at all

>>9970547
Yeah when boy beat girl or vise verse is better

You're all cucks!

>>9970568
rip big green waifu

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Lapis is angry.

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>>9970541
I want Malachite to feel loved

>>9970599
Fuck her

>>9970570
I WANT TO BE KEKED BY PEARL
I WANT TO BE TIED UP IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM WITH A GOOD VIEW OF HER, AND THEN WATCH AS STRANGE MEN COME ON IN AND PUMP
LOADS
LOADS
AND MORE LOADS INTO HER
AND AFTER THEY'RE FINISHED SHE DIES

>>9970599
I want to make her smile and fuck her

>>9970610
I can't imagine her liking that very much.

>>9970568
>>9970606
...I would, I don't like Lapis or Jasper but I would definitely a Malachite.

>>9970599
Lapis is shit

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>>9970628
You will make Malachite feel loved?

>>9970645
Ehh...
In order to do that I have to make love to Malachite.

>>9970570
If I were to get cucked I want it between blue and yellow pearl

>>9970616
I feel sick, why would someone type this out?

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>>9970628
Fuck Lapis for ditching her daughter, Malachite

>>9970676
anything yellow poil is good

>>9970668
What's your problem? Don't tell me you're a waifufag

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>>9970658
She deserves it, she deserves all of your love

>>9970668
>implying you'd care

Don't be stupid, be a smarty! Come and join the cuckold party!

>>9970697
I'm not a waifufag, but what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you, for lack of a better word, degenerate?

>>9970427
That'd be neat. I'd like a skinny Lapis but blue pearl aleady exists

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>>9970682
She can't help it. Blue abandoned her so she can't help but repeat the cycle.

>>9970676
sardonyx

>>9970676
Sardonyx and Cegorach one-upping each other.

There was once a young boy who was care free and had the friendliest spirit you'd ever come across. No matter the situation, this boy would always look on the positive side of things. This boy was named Steven Universe. Steven has black eyes, a small brown afro, wears a light red T-shirt with a yellow star on it, blue jeans, and pink sandals. Also, Steven was slightly larger than average kids his age.

One day, Steven was on the beach with his best friend Connie. Connie is an Indian girl around Steven's age who has black eyes, dark brown hair that reached the bottom of her back, and she wears pink glasses with clear lenses, pink boots, and a dress with a white top with the skirt being a light teal. Steven and Connie were discussing the story of a book that each of the kids held a copy of. Steven seemed the most interested in the book than Connie.

"And then Will and Halt meet this other Ranger named Gilan who had been tracking the two in the snow for about two hours now!" Steven said as he explained what happened in the book. "Apparently, Gilan had been Halt's apprentice before Will! I was totally surprised when I found that out!"

"Yes, Steven. I read the book." Connie joked. If you hadn't guess the book I had been referencing, it was The Ranger's Apprentice series. I recommend reading the series. It's really good.

"So, how did you like the ending?" Steven asked with a glint of hope in his eyes.

Connie thought about it for a moment before answering. "I loved it. Though the ending was a little predictable. I mean, there are like 5 more books in the series. How could I not expect a cliffhanger?"

Steven scratched the back of his head. "Yeah, I guess."

Just then, a colorful explosion happened high in the sky above the city. A few seconds after the explosion went off, seven different colored beams shot out in different directions before a large ball of fire came hurling towards the city.

It was at that moment that three women came running out from around the cliff. One was short and had purple skin, with large and long purple-white hair. She had an amethyst embedded in her chest. Another was average height, had white skin, short, slick back blonde hair, and had a pearl embedded in her forehead. The last one was very tall, had light red skin, glasses that hid her eyes and forehead completely, and she had a garnet embedded in each palm of her hands.

"Garnet, where are those things going?" said the one with the pearl, pointing the to lights in the sky.

The red woman put her hands on her temples and tried to think. "I don't know."

The one with the amethyst looked at her with shock. "What do you mean you don't know?"

"I don't know!" Garnet said with an angry tone.

Steven and Connie looked at where the meteorite landed. "Uh, guys! What is that?" He pointed to the crater as a blue creature was slowly climbing out. Once it stood up on its feet, it fell down to its knees. It looked up at the group and reached out a gloved hand before falling unconscious.

"Steven! Stay away from it!" said the one with the pearl. "We don't know what it is. Or what it's doing here, for that matter."

"But Pearl, it's obviously hurt!" Connie said, pointing out the creature's damaged body. "Whatever the reason for it being here, I doubt it can do anything right now."

Garnet relaxed as she walked over to the kids. "Connie is right. We could get some valuable information from it once it comes to."

"What is it?" Pearl asked, concern in her voice.

"I don't know, but they look cool!" Amethyst said, amazement in her tone.

The group got a good look at the creature. It was humanoid, and was just taller than Amethyst. The creature had tan fur on its muzzle, arms, and belly, had quill-like spikes on along its back. It wore white gloves and red shoes with white straps with gold buckles on them. Its body was damaged with cuts and bruises all over.

"Well, whatever it is, we need to get it some medical treatment." Steven said.

"You can't be serious!" Pearl said. "For all we know, it could be something very dangerous!"

"Come on, give it a chance." Steven gestured to the unconscious creature.

"Yeah! Give it a chance!" said Connie, supporting her friend.

The gems looked at the children who were giving pleading expressions. Garnet cracked a small grin. "Alright. We'll do it Steven's way for now."

"YES!" Steven and Connie cheered.

"But the first sign it shows of hostility, it will be destroyed."

Steven and Connie stopped cheering at Garnet's deal. They looked a little disappointed but rather gleeful at the same time. They nodded in agreement.

>>9970676
Amethyst in an urban setting.

>>9970676
Garnet making a painting of herself called Bold and Brash and showing it to Amethyst who says it belongs in her room

Later

The creature was bandaged up and was laid down on the couch within the house. The Gems, Steven, and Connie were talking about what to do with the creature. Amethyst was too distracted to talk as she was staring at the blue creature, or more specifically, its shoes. The purple girl walked over to the creature and slowly reached out her hands to grab at the creature's shoes, but was stopped by Pearl.

"What do you think you are doing?" she asked.

Amethyst laughed. "Don't be so uptight, Pearl. I just want to see its shoes."

With that said, Amethyst proceeded slowly towards the creature's shoes. As her fingers were about to touch the shoes, Amethyst's heart started to race. She wasn't prepared for what happened next: the creature shot open its eyes, revealing them to be emerald green, and shot his body towards the girl with incredible speed.

In a very angry tone, and fists clenched, the blue creature spoke. "Don't. Touch. THE SHOES!"

The way the creature said that seemed to scare Amethyst, or the very least, startle her. Amethyst jumped back, an arm held up in a defensive way. As she did so, the creature put a hand to its head as if hurting. The other two Gems summoned their weapons, Pearl wielding a spear and Garnet wielding large gauntlets.

"Amethyst. Get away from that thing." Garnet ordered. The creature looked around and saw the Gems seemed almost scared.

"What? No! Don't!" Steven begged. "Don't hurt it."

"Sorry, Steven. But we agreed that the first sign of hostility we destroy this creature." As the red woman said that, Amethyst pulled out a three headed whip from her gem.

"Wait! What?" The creature definitely seemed worried now. Looking around for a way to escape, it saw the door to the house. As the creature started to make a run for it, Amethyst threw her whip forward to try and grab the creature, and succeeded. He was tangled up and couldn't move, or so she thought. The creature curled into a ball and started to spin in place, pulling the girl forward. As she was close to the creature, it uncurled and kicked Amethyst back into a wall.

Garnet came running up to the creature and punched it straight through the house['s wall and onto the sands of the beach. The creature got up and started to dust itself off.

"Man, you got sand in my quills..." it complained, shaking the quills located on the back of his head with his hands. The creature looked up and noticed Pearl was coming down on him, her spear at the ready. It quickly dodged out of the way and then proceeded to kick Pearl's feet from under her, causing her to fall.

Back inside, Amethyst had gotten up and she and Garnet headed outside. Connie and Steven looked at each other, worried.

"Steven, we got to do something." Connie suggested. Steven nodded in agreement. The two then proceed to run outside.

Meanwhile, the creature had just avoided a powerful punch from Garnet by jumping out of the way. The Gem had hit the ground and the force behind it caused a sandy explosion. A large cloud of sand blocked everyone's vision from each other. The creature had backed itself against the cliff, and the Gems knew that.

The creature saw a short silhouette moving in the cloud and thought it was Amethyst. Putting up his fists, the creature soon found out it was Steven. Seeing movement within the sand, the creature then saw three more silhouettes and saw all the Gems charging it. It then turned its vision to Steven, who was still running towards him and saw that he was in the way of the attack.

"Hey! Look out!" it said to Steven. As the cloud cleared, the Gems saw that they were going to hit Steven, but they couldn't move out of the way. Steven was in a state of shock that he couldn't move.

A moment before Steven was hit, a blue blur came and grabbed the young boy, saving him from the women. When the Gems landed, they looked around for Steven and then noticed that the creature and him were safe behind them, with Steven in the arms of the creature.

Setting the boy down, the creature looked at him with worried eyes. "You alright, kid?"

Steven nodded, to amazed for words. The Gems then seemed extremely worried that the creature would harm him.

"Steven, get away from it!" Pearl demanded, sounding truly terrified.

"But Pearl, he isn't hurting me." Steven said, gesturing to himself and the creature. "See! He's perfectly friendly!" Wanting to prove that the boy was right, the creature waved his hand slightly at the three Gems.

Seeing that Steven was correct, the Gems put their weapons away and got in a more passive stance. The creature sighed and started to walk over to them. "Now that we seem to be in a much better mood," the creature said. "Why don't we start things off correctly. My name is Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog."

I don't want this.

>>9970753
>>9970762
>>9970775
>>9970788
>>9970801
>>9970813
Chris?

Stop

>Mentions Cegorach
>Sonic The Hedgehog writefagging happens

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>>9970676
Pearl picking up donuts for Steven but breaking all the windows with her screams as she touches a stain on the bag when Sadie hands it to her?

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You stay in bed too long.

>>9970871
I pay taxes fuck you

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>>9970871
You don't know me.

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Sonic fuse with me

Greag is sad because his wife is dead
Steven is sad too becauze being sad is a taboo
Lion is sad too becauze you are fucking gay and myst die

>>9970847
I decided to stop, then I saw this post and I changed my mind.

Sonic the Hedgehog was fixing a few nuts and bolts on a machine his friend, Tails was working on. It was supposed to be a transporter between worlds so they can visit. Tails walked in the room with a glowing yellow gem in his hand and sat down at a computer console next to the machine.

"All set, buddy?" Sonic asked as he stood up.

"All set." Tails confirmed. The fox then placed the gem within a slot, surrounded by six other colored gems. He then started to type away on the computer. "Preparing Planetary Transporter now! Setting coordinates to nearest planet with possible life."

As the machine started to power up, the gems started to glow brightly. Tails looked over to Sonic with a stern look. "Sonic! Try and contain the power of the Emeralds!"

"Got it!" Sonic said as he closed his eyes and reached out his hands. The glow of the gems dimmed down slightly, but they were still bright.

Just then, an explosion caused a wall to give way. The two looked to see what caused it and saw that it was none other than Dr. Eggman. He was sitting in his iconic Egg Mobile with a large, toothy grin plastered on his face as he stroked his mustache.

"Ah, Sonic and Tails! Just the ones I thought who'd been making the Chaos Energy readies go crazy over the last few days."

Sonic growled through his teeth as he clenched his fists. "What are you doing here, Eggman?" Sonic demanded.

"Why, me?" said the scientist with an innocent tone. "I just wish to take your little invention as my own so I can conquer other planets! So why don't you just hand over the little machine and we can avoid getting our hands dirty?"

"Like that will ever happen!" Sonic said defiantly.

Dr. Eggman sighed. "Well then, I guess we'll do this the hard way!" Eggman then pushed a button and rockets came flying out of the machine he was sitting in. The projectiles headed straight for Sonic but the hedgehog dodged out of the way.

Tails turned his head as the missiles headed for the machine. "No! If the machine is damaged in any way, the results could be catastrophic!" But it was too late.

With an explosion, Sonic and Tails were thrown to the ground. As the two looked up, the machine was badly damaged. Sparks flew around and the screen of the computer was shattered. The Chaos Emeralds started to glow brighter and brighter until it was too bright to look at.

"Tails! Get out of here!" Sonic said, as he threw his friend through the hole in the wall. He and Eggman were soon swallowed by they light.

I'm too tired for this, goodbye /sug/.

"Next thing I know, I'm being attacked by you three." Sonic said. He sat on the couch within the Gem's house.

The Gems, Steven, and Connie were amazed by Sonic's story. They hadn't thought that the hedgehog could be from another planet.

"I can't believe that you are an alien!" Steven shouted, throwing his hands in the air.

"What's your planet like! Are there more people like you?" Connie asked.

"Let's calm down you two." Garnet said. "Sonic here needs his rest."

"But-" Steven said, trying to protest.

"No buts."

Sonic saw the sadness in the children's eyes and got an idea. "Hey, it's not too much trouble. I've been in worse conditions before."

Garnet thought about things for a moment. She looked over to Pearl and Amethyst. Amethyst was sitting next to Sonic, looking fascinated by him and Pearl looked very worried. "Alright. But don't cause too much trouble."

"Garnet!" Pearl said, trying to sway her comrade's mind. "We don't know what Sonic is like! He could harm the kids!"

"Pearl, calm down. He isn't going to hurt anyone. And if he tries, Amethyst will be here."

"But won't we need her on the mission?" Pearl asked.

"No we won't. She'll only slow us down." Garnet started to walk to a light blue platform at the opposite end of the house. "Amethyst, keep an eye on Sonic. We'll be back soon." With that said, Pearl and Garnet teleported away in a flash of blue light.

Sonic was very surprised at how their transport. "Whoa! What was that?"

"That is just a warp pad." Amethyst explained. "We Gems can use them to travel to different places around the world."

Sonic leaned back on the couch. "That cool."

"But enough of that!" Connie said. "What's your planet like?"

Sonic thought about the question for a good moment, trying to gather the words to describe his home planet. "Well, it is very beautiful: lush green fields, dense rain forests, dry desserts, and vast, open oceans. There is even a large floating island that one of my friends lives on."

Please stop.

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

"Whoa..." Steven and Connie said at the same time.

I was about to continue my 5000$ a month on patreon Text Adventure story, but now I'll have to delay it for a few more weeks due to all of this degeneracy.

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Yamete

"Eh, kinda like Earth if you ask me." Amethyst said, shrugging off Sonic's description of his home like it was nothing. "Are there humans there too or something?" It was obvious that the Gem was joking but Sonic's answer completely shocked her.

"Technically, yes." Steven and Connie were amazed. Another planet that was almost identical as theirs. The hedgehog continued. "But they are not the dominant species on the planet. That title would go to people like me."

Connie seemed a bit confused by the hedgehog's statement. "What do you mean? Are there other hedgehogs out there?"

"Yeah. Quite a few actually. But I mean there are other people that are larger versions of their animal counterparts. For instance, I know a DJ crocodile, a happy-go-lucky bee, and a very stealthy chameleon."

"Amazing!" the kids said with enthusiasm.

Sonic continued to tell the kids and Amethyst tell tales of his world and even some of the adventures he'd been on. The three were mesmerized by the way he told them.

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This thread sucks.

>>9970956
Never mind, I just remembered stuff that won't let me sleep.
Here's a taste test https://youtu.be/qUW8sBaacQI?t=46s

>>9970994
Yeah warhammer mmo closed and this is sad. Now we have shitty clone of shitty space shit even dawn of shit 3 being more shittier then dawn of shit 2

shit

>>9971011
I hear you.

How would current humans be able to kill the gems? Can we sue nukes?

Meanwhile

Dr. Eggman was slowly waking up. His eyes opened and found that he was in a rain forest. Sitting up, the scientist found that his Egg Mobile was nearby. As he mad his way to it, two robots sprung to life, one a red, spherical one, and a yellow, cubical one.

"Greetings, Doctor!" said the red robot. "We are so glad that you have finally woken up!"

"Where are we?" Eggman asked. "I don't think I've seen this place on Mobius before."

The yellow robot spoke up. "Well... We ran some scans and it appears that fox boy's invention sent us to another planet."

"Another planet, eh?" Eggman said, stroking his mustache. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say Sonic stayed behind, but knowing him that most likely isn't the case. Well, since we don't have any of my tech, I better start scavenging for some supplies."

Eggman got into his little pod and started to hover around the forest, seeing what he could use to start up a base. After an hour of not finding anything, the Doctor wanted to give up and find civilization. Though that would risk alerting Sonic, wherever he is. But then, the old man found what appeared to be a long abandoned facility. Flying in, Eggman found that the place seemed to be a research facility and there was lots of thins for him to build up a base and a robotic army. The maniacal doctor gave off his signature toothy grin as he began to hatch a plan in his head.

>>9969071
Look at those watermelons, they're humungous.

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>>9970693
i was almost done when I saw it said anything yellow poil and not anything poil

>>9970956
Don't kill yourself anon
Pearl loves you. She's your mommy. Go hug your Pearl.


What's that? You don't have your own Pearl?

*snickers* nice one anon

>>9971045
You just opened a whole can of "Wut?"

>>9971044
Anything poil pls

Pls male an image of Pearl motherly hugging a faceless anon. Please.

>>9971053
The guy sounded like he was going to kill himself. I then told him to go hug his own Pearl. Then I made fun of him because he doesn't have his own poil

>>9971063
I'm not going to kill myself you idiot. The rest however, very funny.

I'm about to pull a trigger on a nigger.

It's been a few days since Sonic had arrived and the Crystal Gems had already gotten to know the Mobian. They were all surprised how fast he had healed as well. Within three days, he was feeling 100% and running around. Today, the Gems were going to take Sonic on one of their missions to give him a taste of what they do.

The five stood on the warp pad, all ready to head out when Sonic spoke up. "Um, I thought I had to be a Gem to be able to warp."

"Oh..." Amethyst said, scratching the back of her head. "I guess I could have been a bit more specific."

"Only Gems can activate the warp pads." Pearl explained. "Anyone standing on the pad will be transported once activated."

"That makes more sense." With that said, the warp pad activated and a light blue light enveloped the five. It took about a good minute for the group to warp to their destination, but it felt longer than that to the hedgehog. While warping, Sonic found that they were traveling within the light that has now been turned into a beam. He also found that it was hard to stay in place as he started to float up a bit.

Once they arrived, Sonic found himself a good two feet above the ground and he came down on the warp pad with a noticeable thud. Sonic looked up and saw that they had arrived in a mountainous area. The cool mountain air sent a chill up his spine and the air was thinner than normal.

>>9971087
Stop that and get back to shitposting.

>>9971087
Let it be me.

"Where are we?" the blue hedgehog asked.

"We are in a region known as the Himalayan Mountains." Pearl said. "It is one of the largest mountain ranges on Earth, as well as the sight of ancient Gem ruins."

"Whoa..." Sonic looked at the mountains and on the peak of one of the taller mountains saw a large temple like building, crumbled by the hands of time. The hedgehog was about to race on ahead until he was stopped by Garnet.

"You shouldn't go on ahead by yourself." said the Gem. "We have no idea what's here."

Sonic sighed. "Fine." The five started to walk up the path to the temple, while the hedgehog looked bored the entire way.

What's the least calorie laden food I can order from delivery services? I want to eat as little as possible to get that Pearl aesthetic.

>>9971087
I'm about to pull a niggered on a triggered

>>9971095
Be careful.

If the 4chan pass spammer got banned and his revoked while he was technically "on topic", you could be in deep shit too.

Meanwhile in the rain forest

Doctor Eggman was sitting at a console within the facility that he had found. SOMEHOW managing to get a few hundred robots built in the traditional Egg Pawns model, Eggman had been able to rebuild most of the building. Looking up at the screen, was the blueprints of the building. Typing something into the console, the doctor pulled up an image of three gemstones. One was cut in a diamond shape, the second was cut in a triangular shape, and the last was cut in a spherical shape.

On the side of the screen read energy signatures and brainwaves. Putting a hand to his chin, Eggman thought about what these gemstones could possibly do if used correctly.

A robot came walking into the room. He bowed before his creator before speaking. "Sir, the lifeforms have reemerged from the gemstones. Would you like to proceed with the decorruption process?"

"Go ahead. Let's see if we can remove this corruption from the gemstones." Eggman gave a wicked smile as he clasped his hands together. "I'm interested in seeing what they can do at their full potential..."

>>9971097
Half of this thread (apart from the shittypasta) is me shitposting.

>>9971101
Do you want me to pull it on you or let you pill it on me?

Within the temple, the Gems, Steven, and Sonic had found what they have been looking for: a corrupted Gem that had taken on the form of a Snow Leopard. Like all snow leopards, this one had snow white fur, black spots all over, and sharp teeth. But what made this one different was that it was much larger than any other leopard, about 15 feet tall, as well as it had icicles on its body and as fangs. The Gem was located on its chest, a cyan colored one in the shape of a pentagon.

They were in the central most chamber when the five were ambushed. Garnet, using her fast reflexes stopped everyone from proceeding right before the beast landed on them. It had jumped from a high ledge, located near the ceiling.

"Is that what we've came for?" Sonic asked. He, along with everyone else had gotten in a fighting stance. The Gems had pulled out their weapons, while Steven had a little difficulty summoning his.

"It looks like it." Pearl confirmed.

"This is what must have been causing the climate changes recently." Garnet said as she felt the air around her get much colder. The wind also started to pick up, making it seem colder than what it really was.

The five surrounded the beast in a circle, or at least they tried. The leopard swung its front right paw at the group, making them jump back away from it. It was a good idea that they did because the air and ground where the beast had swung was now frozen solid. The corrupted gem then roared, causing the ice to break and fly at the group in shards.

Sonic had managed to jump out of the way and Steven was able to put up his shield just in time. The Gems, however, were blasted by the shards and were left cut all over their bodies.

The hedgehog curled into a ball and started to spin in place, charging his signature Spin Dash. Once enough momentum was collected, Sonic sped forward and bounced himself into the air, hitting the leopard in the side of the face. The hedgehog bounced back and came to a skidding halt next to the Gems.

Seeing an opening, Amethyst threw her whip at the beast's legs and managed to grab hold of the front left one. Pulling her weapon back, Amethyst was able to pull the leopard's leg from underneath, but it still stood. The Gem did all she could to keep the beast in that spot.

Pearl went to take out the other front leg, but was swept aside by a swipe from the leopard's paw. Garnet jumped in, seeing the beast distracted, and punched it in its side, knocking it to the ground. Amethyst now was able to pull the beast with her whip, and when she did, she threw it into a wall. The leopard got up and shook its head, trying to get its bearings.

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>>9971126

Seems chris-chan is visiting us.

Once it was able to see straight, the beast roared as it slammed its front paws on the ground, causing stalagmites made out of ice to form from the ground. The Gems jumped out of the way of the icy formations just in time to not get impaled. Sonic raced forward and tried to hit the beast with one of his Homing Attacks, but the leopard breathed a wind of icy air, causing him to be blown back, now with a frozen coat of fur. He stood back where he was, icicles handing from the tips of his quills and his body shivering, but despite that, the hedgehog stood ready to continue fighting.

Amethyst grabbed one of the stalagmites with her whip and threw it at the corrupted Gem. The beast was struck right in the head as the stalagmite shattered. The leopard flinched due to the pain and when it looked back up, it saw Pearl ready with her spear.

Sonic turned his head away to not see what was about to happen. The next thing he heard was a loud roar followed by the slicing of flesh. All went quiet after that. The hedgehog looked back to see what had happened and saw Pearl standing in front of the beast, her spear deep within the creature's neck. The leopard was motionless, its eyes looking towards the Gems.

>>9971142
Alright come over to my house and I'll do if.
Don't wear any underwear btw.

Then all of a sudden, the beast's body exploded in a cloud of smoke and all that was left of it was its gem, laying on the ground. Sonic was stunned by the method of defeating the beast. Never in his life would he ever consider killing a beast or person, no matter what they did. There were only a few instances where he made the exception.

Pearl put her weapon away and reached down and picked up the gem while the others walked over to her.

"Did you have to kill it?" Sonic asked, his voice sounding sincere.

Pearl looked at the hedgehog and noticed the sadness in his tone. "Oh, I didn't kill it. It just retreated back into its gem." A grey-yellow orb formed around the gem and was soon teleported away.

"What do you mean?"

"When a Gem's body is damaged enough, they retreat back into their gem to regenerate!" Steven explained.

Sonic's face seemed to bright up a little. "Well that's good to know." With that said, the five returned home.

>>9971157
What state? If it's too far I'll do it myself.

what do u think about the story ?

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>>9971087
dewit

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>>9971181
It's shit.

>>9971181
When do they have an orgy

>>9971180
It's better if I come there myself. What state are you in?

>>9971190
didnt u see how cool it is theres sonic explaining his world and the gams explaining the warps etc. etc, and its funnytoo ROAD BARN

>>9971181
You didn't even number the posts, it just looks like spam that way. Not a good job.

>>9971208
>needing numbers
l,mao

>>9971202
FL, thinking about I don't need you I can just get someone else to shoot me.

>>9971181
You're not welcome here CWC

>>9971235
*it

Happy Father's day!

>>9971217
1/?
2/?
...
28/28

>>9971257
Fuck you.

>>9971276
What happened to your dad, Anon?

>>9971235
>FL
I'm so sorry. Before you kill yourself, do you want me to RP with you as your favorite gem?

>>9971283
Nothing he's just an ass.

>>9971293
But he is there for you?

>>9971287
No.

>>9971283
He has stuck his dingus up my poop shoot and he killed my mom.

>>9971257
Hope he is dead or being disabled

/spit

>>9971300
Not in the way I need him to be. He's also a homophobe who thought the pulse shooting was a good thing.

>>9971325
Why? That's not fair.

>>9971336
He's from a different generation, they're not as tolerant as you or I.

>>9971349
Why did you skip over me? Am I not important enough?

>>9971362
Because you wrote this.
>>9971313

>>9971370
So?

>>9971349
He was not fair to me and other people. Why i must? If i had a gun i would shoot him if know where is that bastard.

>>9971378
I don't read hieroglyphics.

>>9971399
You'd kill your own father? What is wrong with you? Maybe you should try to reconnect with him.

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>>9971181
kys fucking fag

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>>9971378

>>9971406
They are talking about your mother the whore

>>9971445
I want to pick you up by the armpits and swing you around, fart.

>>9971445
You're one of the worst posters in this general.

>>9971412
He never changed toilet paper when it ended

>>9971476
Thanks I trying to match the thread

>>9971044
Anything Poil is good, it's a good Poil you made.

I want nazis in Steven Universe!

Are gems made on Earth welcome citizens?

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>>9971544
Does this makes her nazi?

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>>9970741

>>9971573
yes. What episode was the leather jacked ep one again?

>>9971575
thank you, my son

>>9971581
Last One Out Of Beach City s4 e6

>>9970723
What's with this artist and all the pet play?

>>9971445
keep do

>>9971636
They're a furry.

>>9971636
Furfag, who is deaf. They aren't bad people, just disgusted by their art that's more popular than it should be.

>>9971575
Yo, you're getting really better at dynamic angles and shit, nice job man.

>>9971651
>>9971647
I dont like furry and lapidot but his art is super hot

>>9971575
Nice!
>CGs preferred
Because you did too many jasper requests and Lapis and peridot suck lol?

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>>9969135
oh no :(

>>9971660
>his art is super hot
What is wrong with you?

Wait there's only 7 playable characters in STL? Not 8? Are the barn gems not going to be playable?

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>>9971544

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>>9969624
heres pearl

>>9971685
>barn
>playlable
Lol. Peri cant even fuse. This game about relations and fuse. She would be useles( as always.)

Lapis cant fuse with none expect jasper so she is fired too

>>9971685
There are eight, one is dlc.