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Bumpfag
Again
It's amazing how much one dedicated autist can do.
It's kinda weird that I don't see any other threads complaining about bumpfag.
Back up it goes
>page 10
>>9967608
>It's amazing how much one dedicated autist can do.
Any clue on whom is doing all this mess?
I've only seen one such autist, though experience teaches that there are many more to be found.
>>9969252
That's because he also bumps them. I think I might give up on HFur threads here on 4chan and just get my fix from e621.
>>9969252
Because they are unaware of the guy, or just don't care about what he does
Why do I care?
Because this shit has been going on for too damn long and it needs to stop and I want /trash/ to be comfy again
>>9969252
Maybe he also makes sure to bump all the threads that he doesn't see as 'haram'?
>>9970384
I'd rather keep going - eventually Bumpfag's autism takes enough toll on his life that he will be left a wreck.
>>9969252
its a boogy man
On another note, It's happening again,
But the pattern is very different to be bumpfag
Could be somebody who just wants to fuck up our speeds down to an hour
>>9970488
you do understand that mods from other boards dump threads onto trash right
>>9970500
That Rarely happens and does not do any damage
I've been tracking the guy for a long while to know his tricks
Anyone know how to use irc?
I was trying to figure out how to use it to talk with a mod
>>9970648
and at that moment god touched eve,
(he) proclaimed
Let there be girlcock
and he saw (the girlcock) that it was good
Her head radiated with ancient blood magic
her loins first popped outside, freeing her from her feminine chains
a layer of flesh was next, sculpting the framework for what would be its creator's greatest achievement
Her blood ran hot, filling its newly found organ with the same life that flowed through her.
Forming a thick head the molded skin began to darken nearing finalization.
She could feel it begin to inflate, the first of many erect times to come
a warm instinct now began flooding her motor functions, on reaching full length the massive member was now guiding its owner to release
Adam swallowed
A rutting hath come, and it was he who had to take the brunt of it
>>9971069
its god's work anon
can some tell me why do people like this because
i really want to kown
anyone got any uhhhh elephant / stronk herms
>>9976348
I might have some. Who's asking?
>>9980462
t-the um.....elephant girls with dicks fan club ?
>>9969252
what the did you guys do to piss him off?
>>9970436
Man those awful anatomy.
How do people find these deformed bodies hot?
>>9987230
Be gay
>>9987230
Broke his autistic little mind with shecocks.
Stop putting dicks on women
>>9989320
No
>>9988516
>attacking anatomy
>in a furry thread
1-800-get-real-nigga
>>9989890
Giant tumor growths make my dick soft.
>>9989961
how do you feel about hyper
>no herm gf that wants to train you in deepthroat
>>9990219
Not a fan but it can be drawn alright.
>>9990271
>no herm gf who wants to train your ass into her custom cock sleeve
>>9966899
Is that Jake Long, American Dragon?
>>9990219
Bump, because thread is sliding.
Mm belly bump?
>>9993121
She could give me a belly bump
>>9993131
>never get belly bulged by a well hung futa gf
>>9993478
Never have a futa gf to fill your cunt with her cum and give you a real belly bump...
>>9993507
life is a cruel joke
consciousness is the punchline
>>9993553
At least we can laugh along
>>9993553
I just want a futa mommy to love me and knock me up why is that so much to ask :(
>>9993582
that is the tastiest foreskin ive ever seen [spoiler]got any more[/spoiler]
>>9996106
oh fuck my ass i still dont know how to spoiler text
>>9996106
>>9996126
there was no reason to even try
we're all cocksexuals here
Bumpfag is at it again
>>9996519
I'm not
>>9997262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA
>>9997262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA7Ltq9HGkQ
>>9992460
*smacks lower lips*
>Report bumpfags shitty threads
>get warned for false reports
Well just fuck me then
>>9990219
>>9992460
>>10001908
ok I know veyll's faces aren't great but how can you hate dick sucking lips?
>>10002604
You want a nigger suckin your dik? What a faggot
>>9996106
Probably, though they're all mixed in with all my other hfur images.
>>10002744
I don't see a nigger anywhere.
>>10003589
The fuck, is that thing supposed to be Nazrin?
What is bumpfag? You faggots cry about him in every h/fur general
>>10004432
That's the faggot that keeps killing our threads
we're unable to have any nice threads with him around
Here's the age old question:
Cut, or Uncut?
>>10005288
Uncut with balls, anything else is shit
>>10005310
I'm inclined to agree
>>10002604
you can't suck dicks ONLY with your lower lip, my friend
Veyll needs to learn mouths have two lips, then maybe he could draw lips that don't look like this..
so /hfur/ tell me your fantasy scenarios.
>what is your role?
>how many herms are there?
>how many have feral, horse or human cocks?
>tit sizes? close to dfc or DDs or even bigger?
>any other stuff? BDSM, Hyper, Vore, Bodyswap, etc?
I'd like to be gangbanged/spitroasted by 6 different antro species, with varying tit sizes, the fox and horse keep feral cocks (the cock sizes will be little above average human size in length and girth). I would have cock ring on and not be allowed to cum until everyone was finished with me. As a punishment game if I cum I would have to fuck everyone of of them with large vibrating prostate toy up my ass until my balls are dry.
>>10006562
Whenever people talk about fantasy, It's always the same thing every time
>>9972824
I have a fetish for the color blue.
>>10006562
I just want a qt herm gf who is pretty subby when sober, but gets a little more dominant when she's drunk.
Looking to commission some herm art, anyone got any suggestions?
>>10008920
>implying people pay for their art here
>>10008194
Haven't seen Furball in a long time.
>>10005310
>>10005387
Good taste.
>>10005288
>age old
hello goi, are you ready to be religiously branded?
>>9970525
>how to use irc
https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1459
>>10009570
"usually i build dams, but tonight i'm breaking one"
Up you go
Lipstick~
>>10014255
Tipstick
Dickstick?
Wake the fuck up
>>9970379
Anti-futafags honestly just need to be killed. They're quite obviously mentally ill, like any monosexual faggot is.
>>10022687
Yeesh. That cobra has NOT aged well.
>>10022687
this pic is a prime example of why a good ass matters more than any tits at all on a dickgirl.
>>10025077
b-c cup tits
fuggin sizable ass
>>10025101
that's agreeable, yeah.
i think a positive hip/shoulder ratio is much more universal, identifiable and harmonic indicator of feminity than just tits.
it doesn't have to be in prejudice of muscle definition though, you just have to put the muscle in the glutes and quads, and flare out the hipbones.
>>10022856
God I'd take her on a date so hard.
>page 8 in 30 minutes
Fucking bumpfag bumping shit
>>10027276
futas with big balls and milky tittys are the best
who are you favorite hfur artists, what sites do you use to find new stuff, and what tags are you using?
>>10029371
>[Insert "Booty" joke here]
damn
Any herms shoving their thick cocks down girls throats?
>>10034419
that looks weird as hell
is it the oblong face?
or the male jaw....
tits on the midsection of the torso?
>>10038546
Yes.
Back up it goes
>>10029673
Rajii, Siyah, Modeseven, RevaDiehard, some Bonk. I almost exclusively use e621, sometimes links from here, but that's about it.
Dickgirl, dickgirl_on_male (specifically femboys or crossdressers), cock_vore
>>9970488
I would like to request more elephant cocks
Or at least elephantine proportions
writefag here working with an artist that does furry stuff currently brainstorming scenarios for a comic about 30 pages long.
what would make for an interesting hfur comic?
>>9966899
That pic is literally 10/10
Out of the /trash/ it doesn't go
>>10044824
I don't know about "interesting", but:
M/F couple go in to a transformation clinic/resort. She comes out enormous (8-12 feet) with a suitably giant cock, he becomes a pint-sized (4-5 feet) female with a nigh-impossible capacity for taking dick.
I'm not sure if it's better to reveal who put in the orders. I like the idea of them putting in each-other's order, but one of them ordering for both is fun too.
Also, at the end you reveal that the lady invited a bunch of her friends to come get turned into giant dickgirls as well. But that's after the little 'guy' is already stuffed full of spunk.
>>10044824
Vampire cocktails
>>10044242
Yearning for medicinal marijuana, South Park-style?
>>10006562
My role is fellow herm
Everyone is herm, in the world
Feral cocks are reasonably common, but don't exist outside their species
Tits range from loli chests to fucking T cups
Other kinks involve merging with partners you are fully in love with, wincest and ogasmic birthing
Also non anthro as well
>>10044824
Anthro TG virus that turns everyone herm, origins are nanotechnology corrupted with magic, but there isn't any rhyme to who becomes what, family members become different species, and while minds are intact they are super horny and uninhibited now
>>10044824
>expecting to get good ideas in the trash
I don't think you've thought this through.
>>10050613
Yes, bumpfag is doing stupid shit again
>>10052241
I don't think that's how dog cocks work.
My Oc Chloe
7'8 strong futa shark lady
>>10054433
>>10054708
God, Veyll's dicks look so damn juicy.
Shame about the fishlips, but I guess they're not so prominent in that pic.
I love herm cock!
>>9997555
checked and keked
Would you guys want to be a dom herm or sub male?
>>10062154
You can't just have an option with "herm" and expect me not to pick it, regardless of the qualifiers
>>9970931
...
amen?
It's nice to see dicks rock hard
But what about soft and floppy dongs, or the wieners that are in between?
>>10068488
those are also nice, also grats on those doubles
mare
meat
>>10070212
the best part of horsecock is the medial ring, otherwise, a human-like glans like this is perfect.
>>10044824
>the suggestions are transformation filth and vampires
>truly this is the trash
Here's a scenario: human spaceman gets Farscape'd to a planet of scaly amazons and shenanigans ensue.
Easily enough for reader/viewer to self-insert, it's enough to appeal to people outside of a very niche of a niche of a niche fetish, and it's easier to write since it combines two staples: sci-fi and primitives meeting a member of an advanced civilization.
Have at it.
>>10072863
And here I thought I was the only one sane around here
>>10073991
Considering how I normally avoid this thread like the fucking plague, well, you're probably still the only sane one around here since I'll be gone in a bit.
I'm just waiting to see if the writefag comes back to see the suggestion and says it's good/bad.
>>10077300
I hate art styles like this where everything looks like it's extruded PVC.
>>10078317
That's a shame
>>10074642
might want to copy-paste them into a text file, since this thread may not be here, depending on how autistic bumpfag is feeling today.
>>10078501
>literally square foreskin
It just gets worse lmao
>>10078501
not that first guy complaining, but he's got a point. that shiny rubber look works perfectly on sharks or other aquatic species since that's how their skin actually is (despite it feeling like sandpaper for sharks).
they should look like that for furred species unless they're actually wearing a clear bodysuit. their bodies are supposed to be covered in a layer of hair, however thin, so the light hitting it should have a softer appearance instead of a sharp contrast. i understand they're trying to make it look better, but it only ends up making them look like they've got tattoos on their bare skin.
t. furry porn connoisseur.
>>10078501
>>10077300
It's like they're wrapped in 8 layers of plastic
>>10078646
I understand all of that but seeing people whine about it without contributing literally obligates me to post more when I would otherwise have stopped at one
Literally PVC for skin
>>10078739
why don't you save some of these bumps for the wee hours of the morning when this thread gets slid?
>>10078739
>purgy
>>10078836
This.
>>10078739
>seeing people whine
I just said I hate a certain art style.
>without contributing
It was on page 10, you should be thanking your goddamn lucky stars that I felt like saving the thread instead of bawling about your "obligation." That's my contribution.
I may be the first, or one of the first, people to spam Spiderman on this Mongolian carpet riding emporium. Maybe I have an obligation to nuke this thread, but that doesn't mean that I should.
>>10080193
Almost like half the posts in this thread are 'saving' it from page 10, that's like how most image threads in /trash/ work. I'm helping juggle like four different threads to keep them alive. You're not Superman for bumping a thread that someone else was ready to bump.
>>10080419
I never claimed that I was, but acting like I've committed some unspeakable horror for openly disliking something is complete bullshit. I really don't care what he posts, he could dump image after image of shitty art right up until the limit and I wouldn't bat an eye, I already made my comment.
You know to be honest this thread really isn't hot shit, it's short on content and the indigenous population is rife with the attitude that makes furs universally despised.
>>10080717
So like one person does one small thing to spite you and all of a sudden the thread is shit and furries are terrible?
This is probably the most interesting thing to happen other than solely bumping with images to keep the thread alive
>>10080717
>>10080804
You're both faggots. Now kiss and make up.
>>10080804
>one person
I was referring to you too, jackass.
Actually the thread was shit before and where exactly did I say that furries are terrible? I didn't. Shut the fuck up.
Sure are some triggered as fuck anons in here
>>10081030
We're sorry highness, we'll try to cater more to your very discriminating tastes in the future so the thread is less 'shit'
>>10081175
>we'll try to cater to your very discriminating tastes
Which is, frankly, not herms; I'm just here to save anything with scales that interests me. I'm not the one who threw a fit about what was posted, post whatever you like, I just said, "I don't like X." You got angry. You acted like a child. Now you're being treated like a child.
This is the attitude I was talking about, you start something and then act like you're the victim. That's partly why it's shit and the other half of it is, as I said, that the thread is short on content. Which is funny because the moment you're called out is when you choose to bust out the collection.
>>10081372
>comes to hfur thread
>doesn't even like hfur
>complains about the art posted
wow, it's like you're in the wrong place
>>10081372
>Which is, frankly, not herms
>>10081438
image didn't post, let me try again
>>10081372
I could see how you might perceive the thread as being short on content when you don't like 90% of it on principle and for some reason came here instead of the scalie thread for scalie
>>10081438
>>10081451
>focusing on the fact that I came here just for the OP image
Nice job on missing the point, but I'm pretty sure that's intentional. Easier to strawman and pass the buck than admit you were wrong on the internet. Anonymously.
Plus it's not like that art style (PROTIP: original "complaint" by the way) is strictly used just for herm art, so you don't even have a point.
>>10081372
Sounds like you're the one with the attitude problem my man
>>10081550
>perceive the thread as being short on content
Let's compare that with /scaly/ shall we?
/hfur/ has 277 posts and 195 images, of which five are my posts that have four non-herm images with two other off-topic images that aren't mine. We'll subtract those to keep things fair. 70% content for a mature thread.
/scaly/ has 101 replies and 77 images which is 76% content for an immature thread.
Unfortunately there isn't other types of contributions available in either thread (did a quick scan, might have missed something) so right now it's just down to images.
Like most of the other /scaly/ general threads it's likely that #255 will be rich with interesting things, while most of /hfur/ is multiple posts with one word: "bump." Hell, even >>10080419 claims to be the resident bump champion. Actually the beginning of this thread is multiple posts going on about the bumping and many without images too. Not that I really care too much about that, I am basically shitposting right now and baiting people into posting more images, but the phenomena of useless bullshit is not restricted to this particular incarnation of /hfur/ at all.
>you don't like 90% of it
Where did I say I didn't like "90%" or even any percentage? Or at all?
Oh wait... That's right, I didn't say that. I just said my "discriminating tastes" (not my words) are "frankly, not herms."
>>10081654
My attitude's just fine, actually.
Can we go back to when this thread didn't have a bunch of stupid autistic bullshit in it?
>>10081750
LOL this really is quality trolling
>>10081784
You mean when it was stuck sitting at the bottom of the /trash/?
>>10081835
I'd much prefer a slow thread than one with your autistic shitposting, yes.
>tfw some retard comes into a thread with content he doesn't like and complains there isn't enough of it
>>10079838
>black goop dribbling outta her nipples
Uh...
>>10081438
>>10081451
Hermaphrodite means male and female genitalia.
Most of these don't have that. This is literally just dickgirls. Always makes me laugh when you guys do a h/fur thread and it's not even herms.
>>10081952
Good job reading the OP, Velma Dinkley.
>>10081817
Thanks to this thread it writes itself, I keep getting passed a steady stream of dodgy bullshit that always gives me enough material.
It's like clockwork. I call somebody out, they just cannot possibly accept being wrong in public on an anonymous image board, and then they give me more material. Observe:
>>10081843
I can keep it up until I go back to work on Tuesday. Would you like that?
>>10081857
>tfw some retard comes into a thread with content he doesn't like and complains there isn't enough of it
Point out exactly where I said I didn't like the "content."
You keep dodging this like it's somehow going to go away, like I'll somehow overlook your constant snide comment and take the moral high road. I'm shitposting in /trash/ you dumb fuck. I'm either a guy who's recovering from a surgery earlier today or just some loser with too much time on his hands, no matter what explanation for my presence you pick it's always going to end with the same thing.
Seriously though, go ahead and point out precisely where I said I cannot stand to be here. Or even implied it! I'm pretty sure I've done the opposite by now, but I think you know that.
ONCE MORE FOR THE SHORT BUS:
All I said was I didn't like an art style. That's it.
Then later, sick of the attitudes, I said "this thread really isn't hot shit" and explained why in a pretty reasonable way. Then the locals went and proved my point... five times in a row!
>strained silence
[flexes in autism]
That's right. Stay silent you little shits, you know I'm right.
I WILL NEVER LIKE,
YOUR SHITTY PLASTIC ARTWORK,
AND I DON'T LIKE YOU.
>>10081116
>Smolder with a dick
Didn't know I needed this.
>>10082229
It's good shit
>>10062573
>dat picture
>>10062573
that raptor is pretty hot, ironically i think the less we see of her nethers the better
both pics i've seen just made me diamonds
>>10062154
Why can't I be a sub herm under a dom herm? Because that's my choice
Morons
>>10062154
sub male
>>10083841
that was not the question
>>10084214
>saging the last bump
The only moron around here is you trying to kill off our threads to no end
>>10062154
Sub male. All the way.
>>10084537
It's a shit question, then.
Also new thread when?
>>10084596
page 8
>>10084611
>>10084701
>>10084701
>>10084701
>>10081938
i like it. i'm desperate and lonely enough that even if that thing showed up i'd happily consume any fluid from any orifice she wanted.