TEAM BATTLE 34: RULE 34 EDITION
COMES WITH A SEXY SEX CODE
Anyway, you know the drill:
Kazugeta and Krew
Foxhoud
U.A. High's Finest
Capitalism
Shadow's Strike Team
Utensil Warriors
NSH
Don't Sexualize Me
Team Heartbreak
Mystery Inc.
Andy's Randoms
Hartmann
Make sure to post your tribute and what team he's in to make my life easier.
Daphne Blake
Monopoly Man
>Capitalism
Big Boss
>Team Heartbreak
Shadow
Shadow's Strike Team
Deku
UA High's Finest
Freddy Jones
Benjamin Franklin
>Capitalism
Sora
>Shadow's Strike Team
Lustful Kazugeta
>Kazugeta and Krew
Todd Howard
>Team Heartbreak
Alvin
Shadow's Strike Team
John D. Rockefeller
>Capitalism
Shaggy Rogers
Laura Bodewig
NSH
Hubert Oswell
Shadow's Strike Team
Shoto Todoroki
UA High's Finest
>>9962353
Dr. Rodicknik
>Kazugeta and Krew
Velma Dinkley
Tom Cruise
>Team Heartbreak
>>9962333
>>9962348
>>9962367
>>9962377
Ready
Alice Baskerville
NSH
Illuminati
>Capitalism
Lucky Luciano
>Team Heartbreak
>>9962394
Pirate King Blackbeard
>Kazugeta and Krew
>>9962396
>>9962371
>>9962339
>>9962312
Mystery Inc.
Toxicroak
Yoshino
NSH
Liquid Snake
>Foxhoud
>>9962411
Trash Bandicoot
>Kazugeta and Krew
>>9962319
>>9962343
>>9962368
>>9962408
Team Capitalism, ready to destroy commies' asses
LET'S DO THIS
https://youtu.be/KKny_ia8Fvo
Psycho Mantis
>Foxhoud
Reisen Udongein Inaba
NSH
>Captcha asked for Wok
Excuse me, the fuck?
Fork
>Utensil Warriors
Joseph Joestar
Androided
Revolver Ocelot
>Foxhoud
Spoon
>Utensil Warriors
>>9962374
>>9962406
>>9962430
>>9962467
Let's hope the weather gets better.
Knife
>Utensil Warriors
>>9962328
>>9962355
>>9962399
>>9962410
We've had a roster change since the initial booking but we assure you its for the best.
All-Might
UA High's Finest
>>9962353
>>9962394
>>9962411
>>9962449
Using their ultra sexy powers, Kaz and Krew crashed the competition with their skills and their DICKS
Spork
>Utensil Warriors
King Cosmos
Androided
Shota Aizawa
UA High's Finest
Sniper Wolf
>Foxhoud
>>9962472
>>9962483
>>9962499
>>9962513
All here
Bitchin ass
>>9962336
>>9962378
>>9962502
>>9962522
>back to playing Vidya I go.
Christian Manga
Androided
>>9962445
>>9962462
>>9962482
>>9962523
Foxhoud! always hot (except for psycho mantis), always ready!
It seems some fags are too late to join the genocidal orgy. Backup Team, I require your presence!
Sorona
Dragons
Glover
>maverickhunterZ's Mercenaries
The Dragonlord
>maverickhunterZ's Mercenaries
Corrin
Dragons
Cynder
Dragons
Sarius
Dragons
>>9962741
>>9962756
>>9962766
>>9962781
Let's do this
Fireman
>maverickhunterZ's Mercenaries
Count Bleck
>maverickhunterZ's Mercenaries
>>9962742
>>9962753
>>9962801
>>9962815
bumping so the thread won't die
maverickhunterZ's mercenaries is not in booking
4 wildcards, ready set go.
Blacksmith
>>9963018
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Ai Ebihara
Inkling
Is this thing on? Welcome to the genocidal sex games, are the tributes ready?!
>>9963190
Ready and banging!
>>9963190
Let's go!!
>>9963190
Nero's probably not going to last very long, but let's see how it'll go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBdyQvEINSM
>>9963190
I'm ready mang let's get it started
>>9963190
Bit of an awkward start but ready
Had to switch a tribute, I hope none of you mind, I'm sure you won't.
Oh yeah see you later Maverick.
>>9963259
and nothing of value was lost.
Ready anytime
>>9963259
I don't even know who you switched...
LETS GO!
As all the tributes run and fuck each other, Dr. Ivo Rodicknik has to make the greatest choice of his life to either live as a rich fruitcake faggot with monopoly man or a poor straight man with Daphne.
>>9963330
Only that of high quality can touch the RoDICK
>>9963330
>Fred dabs before running away
>Fred dabs before running
>FRED FUCKING DABBED KMS
>>9963330
Since we're here and alone together, tell me Kazu, have you preordered Fallout 4 VR yet?
>>9963330
haha what a fucking nerd
>>9963330
Can I please go at least one TB without losing someone first thing.
A pregnancy fest, will the tributes live long enough to see their own child's birth? Are anymore transgenders gonna be purged? Is Trash gonna kill everyone with his motherfucking knifegun?! Stay close and find out!
>>9963369
From the looks of it, he seems enlighten from staying with her.
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>>9963448
Fuck, i'm pregnant.
At least Rodicknik is happy
>>9963407
Just shut up and get naked
>>9963448
Like Zoom once said:
>I swear ro god, chaos and his beast cock
>>9963448
Fitting event.
>>9963448
looks like fucking Daphne's a good way to live your life afterall
>>9963448
Fork doesn't really tolerate trannies after being used as an anal stimulant.
>>9963448
Todd Howard has been stripped naked and relentlessly fucked.
He's too old for you Laura.
The ultimate fight between a mind controlled nigga and a freaking dragon and this bitch just walks the fuck away.
Spoon and Knife having sex, you better bring their child, Spoonife, as your next tribute in the next TB.
The rest of the events are pretty much mistakes into dreams.
>>9963535
You even kept the fucking typo.
>>9963647
Dont mind me. He's all yours, freddy
>>9963647
I bet there are at least 25 fanfictions involving Shadow that start out this way.
>>9963647
>Rodicknik gets penetrated by his own dick
>Blackbeard fucks todd
>Traplover and Big Boss want to fuck me
>Trash fucks a fork
>mfw
>>9963694
Shit now what are we gonna do with this thing your pregant with
>>9963647
I think you need to take a look at this...
Now all Boss has left to dress is his cardboard box.
That's a nice mixtape you got there.
What clothes Fork and Kazugeta are wearing?! They already look pretty naked to me.
Oh yeah, dumbfucks die due tree climbing again, cool!
>>9963647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I
>>9963748
Abort it and never think about it again of course.
>>9963760
God damn it, Alvin.
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>>9963760
I imagine Nero sending sharks into the lake or something.
that mixtape was NOT fire
>>9963647
A date with cherry pie!
>>9963792
woo
>>9963792
here goes the big killer of my team
You better hope the dragon doesn't win this conversation, Liquid.
Shadow no! That's not what he meant when he asked for a pounding... not we're gonna have to clean that shit.
Cool to see the Utensil tributes really love one another... unlike NSH's as you can clearly see.
>>9963888
Laura's team is probably never going to stop with the infighting. Sad.
>>9963888
No one must ever find my porn!
>>9963888
>yfw a sexy girl want to "make love" to you... but also a furry dragon
fuck...
>>9963888
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>>9963888
Guess Rockefeller wasn't much of a rocker after all.
His name Lucky Luciano ain't for show.
That's what happens when you don't sex with Liquid, Corrin!
Of course Fork won't join the threesome, he only fucks who's part of his team!
>>9963888
>Infighting from my team again
When will it stop?
>>9963921
I don't think it ever will.
>>9963965
I like where this is going!
Also
>Blackbeard's Nutshack
>Trash gets eiffel towered
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District 11 on it's final tribute.
>>9963965
Why is everybody trying to fuck me
>>9964003
Rodickniks death will not be in vain!
Poor Todd, how is he gonna sell his games like this?!
Blackbeard and Benjamin doing their bara porn thing... ugh.
Who freaking activated a landmine? Why is there a landmine?!
Laura caught STD.
>>9964076
Pascal a shit anyway.
>>9964076
Todd deserves this... DESU
>>9964076
Not many can say that they fucked Tom Cruise
Um... wouldn't that kill Luciano's cops?
There's that fucking landmine again, it won't stop!
Well, Foxhound is getting one hell of a beating and it ain't the sexual kind.
>>9964120
Todd had enough.
Boss had to choose between being gay or a pedophile, the smile in his face shows he doesn't care.
>>9964174
But i don't want to be pregnant anymore, you bitch!
>>9964174
I think he's finally questioning his decision to fuck a fork.
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DISTRICT 9 AND 11, DEFEATED!
...9 11... heh.
>>9964174
Please don't do what I think you're about to do to me plz
>>9964174
Ok... i'm out
>>9964210
That's what the dragon gets for leaving
>>9964174
why hello there
Shota, there's only one girl in that orgy, you're metaphorically and literally fucked, dude.
Trash vey, why tho?
Just the usual sexfest you all know and love.
>>9964261
You truly learn about an individual when you have sex with them. And at this point, you gotta flee
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>>9964285
What the actually fuck i'mma just put this one back ....dats just gay
>>9964285
>Trash makes a rape face at Illuminati
Damn, Todd is not fucking around anymore. Look at him go!
Shadow got reap'd.
Velma's real whore.
>>9964369
Take this as a lesson for those who have yet to show their loyalty to Bethesda
>>9964369
This is gonna suck.
Shaggy, stop, das gay
Boss is having a fun time
I bet all the porn Shoto found was a bunch of incest.
I guess you could say he ran out of luck... heh.
>>9964369
Muh dick!
ARENA EVENT
RUN, THE MODS DISCOVERED THIS IS A PORN DUMP THREAD! PREPARE TO GET BANNED!
>>9964457
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
>>9964457
Rest in peace, Kazugeta. Trash has become Dio the mod!
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Districts 3, 4, 5 and 8! DEFEATED!
Next person to fuck me gets the hammer up their asshole
Blackbeard had enough of this orgy, he's going for the win now.
Funny how the now revealed mods are together.
Are you guys this much of dumbfucks?! Can't even wait to be killed. Curse these tributes, UNLEASHING A SECOND ARENA EVENT NEXT DAY!
>>9964559
At least your team mate didnt kill you this time!
>>9964600
Well fuck there goes my chance at winning my 1st TB
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>9964600
of all the ways my wildcard could have died
: c
>>9964600
good job Crapa
>>9964638
HE DID IT AGAIN! AH SHIT! THIRD TB VICTORY!
"YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!"
>>9964717
Congrats Kaz, and thanks for hosting TB, Zoom.
See you next time!
>>9964757
Thanks Zoom. Thanks for hosting Team Battle for me and in general
>>9964815
Utensil Warriors
>>9964815
The Heartbreakers
>>9964840
>>9964855
Sorry, I forgot the new rule! I'll need to host a 24 game tomorrow so this can be done properly.
Faster