ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)
Do you like Z Moves?
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Previous thread: >>9951984
charismatic duck
>>9957662
quacc
>>9957641
I haven't gotten the chance to try them, they seem cool though.
Uh, does anyone know about a weird lab thing in the middle of the ocean? A psychic threw me here and I'm completely lost.
>>9957641
I love z moves, they're pretty cool, and especially efficient for dispatching threats.
>>9957690
Wait, you too? I'm on some weird man-made island and I haven't seen ANYONE around.
(Someone please save me from this hell)
>>9957690
>Fuckin'.
>UB portal Quincy into Almia.
>Have fun in the cold, nerd.
>>9957720
>ULTRA SPACE IS WEEEIIIIRRRD
>Quincy flops into the snow in Almia
>Okay now his black cloak is useful
"...What in the fuck is going on today"
>>9957743
>Fuck it, follow the weirdo.
Xurrr?
>>9957690
>>9957703
Hmm, are you two..miight be on the Sevii islands, I don't know if they have a lab down there, but.
>>9957703
>Kidnap the girl
>Drop her off in Ransei
>>9957756
>Oh god what the fuck is that thing
>Quick, throw out Zem and scan the new pokemon
>>9957690
>>9957703
Try finding a window to the outside, see if you can spot anything on the horizon.
>>9957411
And that's because I don't smoke!
And I always keep a bottle of Sitrus lotion on me.
>>9957364
>Don't kill the dinosaur.
>Not yet, at least.
>>9957578
Aw, you don't like them? I trained them all by myself.
So, mind giving me a refresher course on the escapees? It's been a while and, well.
let's say some chemical interference was involved.
>>9957770
>abducted by Sun and his Solgaleo
>but why
"Who... who are you, where am I, what's going on!?"
>>9957777
>I'm leaving it up to Xur what happens here
>It's going to be very bad though, the last time he got badquads he died
>>9957578
Yeah, true 56 is a fucking asshole.
>>9957789
Sitrus lotion? How's that workin' for you?
...Chemical interference?
>>9957777
Where are we?
>>9957756
>Wave lazily
Heeeeeyyyy.
You aren't trying to kill us, I hope.
>>9957777
>777
>7
>Gold bars: meet dork face at high velocity.
>>9957641
I'm not entirely sure what Z moves are
>>9957777
>>9957832
>You're gonna get payday'd so.
>UBs don't show up, sorry, nothin' doin'.
Kree?
>>9957849
Xurrr... Kree!
>>9957816
"Um... You kinda made it sound like you needed help! So um... I was headed here anyway and uh... Just grabbed you too?"
>He scratches the back of his neck awkwardly, shifting from foot to foot
"Sorry if I was wrong! Um... I'm Sun!"
>>9957641
naver used one
would i looks good trying one?
>>9957853
>crunch
>that's a broken nose
>Quincy falls onto his back, clutching his bleeding face
"FUG"
>>9957868
"GARDAMIT"
>>9957868
"PEW!!"
>The Cosmog escapes from his ball at a very opportune moment, launching himself at Xurkitree's legs
>>9957899
>Vi blinks for a few minutes before shaking her head
"This has been a really weird day, sorry, uh, I'm Vi, nice to meet you Sun, and I guess thanks for getting me off that weird island"
>She holds out her hand to shake
>>9957598
I wouldn't count on me ever getting that back, sorry.
Nice try at getting me to leave you alone though, it was completely ineffective but at least you tried.
>>9957789
I don't know, honestly.
Sorry, I guess I'm just still a bit tense from earlier.
The three escapees that you helped were a Sandslash, a Trapinch and a Yanma.
I think a couple of them got turned into shadows before they escaped, I'm not sure.
Also, you're going to have to not have any more chemical interference if you're going to work with us again.
>>9957847
Seriously, the only person worse than him was fucking 22.
>>9957911
>>9957933
>they really are made for each other
"COSMAGH DAMMIT NO GET AWAY"
>>9957641
Never tried one.
>>9957866
"Enhanced versions of normal moves, need some crystals only found in Alola and a bracelet only given to trial goers, to use them"
>>9957911
Kitreeee?
Xurrr?
>>9957933
>Dubfail.
>Yududis.
>The covering is worn away and Cosmog touches bare wire.
>ZAP.
>>9957981
>"Oh that sounds useful. Shame we couldn't have gotten some while in Alola."
>"How did the meeting with your boss go?"
>>9957937
>Now it's Suns turn to pause - the boy hesitating for a good ten seconds before accepting the hand shake
"Um... I dumped us in Ransei, I hope that's not too bad?"
>>9957981
(Hey, sorry, I've been busy the last few days. Feel free to say Walker met with Nate and it went along well. Sorry.)
>>9957991
"FUCKDAMNIT NO!"
>Quincy hops to his feet, blood running down his face as he looks on in horror
>This has gone horribly wrong
>>9958051
"...I have no idea where that is, my home is in Kanto"
>>9957991
COSMOEM SOON BOIZ
>>9957847
Yep!~
You tell me~
>Pose like they do in those hoennese cartoons.
>Lose a little balance when he mentions that
uh.
yeah.
>Cough.
bad batch of fairy dust.
>>9957948
Ohhh, yeah, I remember now.
I think I met that Sandslash again a while ago, actually.
but he shoved off for clearer waters if you know what i mean.
The others, I've not the faintest idea!~
Of course I'm not, that guy's in prison.
>>9957641
Z-Conversion on a Porygon is one hell of a thing.
>>9957948
You miss all the shots you don't take, as someone somewhere said.
>>9957979
>>9957991
>The puffball made a critical error in its moment of excitement. It's screech is odd in its tone - a sci fi like chiming, musical in sound, yet still blood curdling.
>It falls into the snow face first, the little nebulae patterns on its puffy body now accompanied by many black hole like patches.
>>9957948
Fucking 22, they would have assigned me with him had he not kicked it. Piece of shit.
>>9958161
Must be pretty good.
Well I can say with certainty I'm not following the Sylveon dust trail like you.
>>9958082
"It's a lot like feudal Kanto! Like um... They still wear samurai suits and stuff! See!"
>A quick gesture is made to a small family watching from a house nearby, all three wearing old style kimonos
>>9958075
Xurrr???
>>9958164
Kitree!
>Poke the pewball.
>>9958018
"Getting to be accepted as trial goer would have bogged down further an already strict timetable"
"It went well, Cubone and all. Just need to get Gooey officially in the team"
>>9958065
(Yeah, I knew already)
(Thanks for dropping in, see you later)
>>9958164
>Quincy freezes, staring in shock at what just happened
>>9958223
>He looks up at the UB, then back at Zem
"Zem, Dragon Dance, then Outrage"
>Zem used Dragon Dance!
>>9958164
COSMOEM SOON
cmon senpai i know you arent gonna kill pew
>>9958223
>>9958249
>The pewball's normal glow is dim, but not completely gone. It's still alive for now, if just barely. No response is given to the poke, pointing to Pew either being unconscious or barely conscious.
>>9958272
(Shhh, spoilers)
>>9958220
"That's actually kinda cool... but uh, feudal Kanto had a lot of problems... we're not gonna be dealing with trouble here are we?"
>>9958249
Kitree?
>What level is Zem 60?
>Xurkitree is 85.
252 SpA Xurkitree Hidden Power Ice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Multiscale Dragonite: 196-232 (99.4 - 117.7%) -- 93.8% chance to OHKO
>Point at the pewball.
>>9958298
Xurr?
>>9958314
(Zem is 69)
>>9958249
(Sorry, some stuff came up)
(NPC zem for now)
-Sniffs
>>9958318
(Grazie)
252 SpA Xurkitree Hidden Power Ice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Multiscale Dragonite: 170-202 (75.5 - 89.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>9958314
>Zem is actually level 69
>252 SpA Xurkitree Hidden Power Ice vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Multiscale Dragonite: 170-202 (63.1 - 75%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>He's still up and ready to go
"OUTRAGE, NOW!"
>Zem used Outrage!
>Outrage has a 100% chance to hit!
>+1 0+ Atk Dragonite Outrage vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Xurkitree: 204-241 (77.8 - 91.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Meanwhile, in Sinnoh, a ghost makes tea for his family, busying himself to stave off worry
>>9958301
>>9958220
Are they actually samurai, or is the entire region just a bunch of imitators.
>>9958161
Wait, really?
Any idea where it went?
Either way, want to join us in tracking them down?
>>9958163
I'm not sure why you're being so calm, but it's a refreshing change honestly.
Most people just threaten me and say terrible things.
>>9958209
Aren't you glad you got stuck with me instead?
I don't think 22 even had any Pokemon.
>>9958227
>"Well that's good to hear, you had seemed distressed prior.
>>9958343
>Good hit m8.
>HP Ice time.
252 SpA Xurkitree Hidden Power Ice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Multiscale Dragonite: 170-202 (75.5 - 89.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>9958209
Why thank you~ I'll send some your way sometime.
Sylveon dust? Gods, no.
I mean coke. What kind of degenerate do you take me for?~
>>9958423
Yeah, pretty sure he mentioned something about it.
Last I heard he.. was fixing up the old Libra? And, well, it sure isn't here anymore, so I don't suppose he is either. Haven't heard anything since.
Might as well~ I've got nothing better to do!
Haha.
ha.
>>9958343
>>9958452
>Snoop.
>>9958413
Hi Acerola! I'm pretty sure they're actual samurai and stuff! Like.... They're really really anti tech and sorta neophobic, so it kinda didn't develop past that!
At least um... I think that's what's going on here?
>>9958301
"... what kinda problems?"
>>9958452
>Zem is recalled
>Quincy wipes his nose and pulls out another Pokeball
"OBLIVION, OATHKEEPER!"
>The doublade appears, and Quincy grabs the black keyblade, leaving the white one to float behind as the weeb himself charges forward and stabs at the Ultra Beast!
"GET AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS!"
>Oblivion used Sacred Sword!
>Since he's missing his other half, his level is halved!
>252+ Atk Doublade Sacred Sword vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Xurkitree: 33-39 (12.5 - 14.8%) -- possible 7HKO
>>9958423
Doubt he did.
Also you're at least better to look at than 22, dunno.
Maybe.
>33 laughs.
>>9958484
Fab as hell.
Coke? Nasty, I wouldn't touch that shit with a snag machine.
>>9958514
>shoving a metal sword into a bundle of cables
>right after Pew died touching the same bundle of cables
Mort died for this.
>>9958452
>>9958514
>You missed it, didn't you? The space child getting back up? Staggering, barely conscious, body burnt irreparably and in obvious pain, but deeply upset by the fighting. A broken cry echoes from the space puff as it flings itself in front of the sword, body glowing and changing along the way.
>The sword clanks against the hardened outer shell of the Cosmoem.
"Pew."
>>9958423
Maybe I'm seething inside, maybe I have not been threatened in a way that would surely make me flip out or I have a warped perspective on life after almost dying. Or I'm just underestimating you.
Either way, thank the gods for all this distance between us.
>>9958587
nice
>>9958587
>it skitters along the top of the evolved pokemon, and connects
>did you forget No Guard?
>>9958447
"Indeed, this could have gone bad in many ways"
"Do you have plans for the day? Because I certainly not other than finding Gooey and possibly get some training on Cubone, who still needs a name"
>>9958514
>>9958587
>>9958622
>Welp, Quincy didn't get the electric chair at least.
>Tree UB portals the fuck out.
>>9958500
Hello, sunny boy, nice to see you again.
I'm surprised they haven't been assimilated into normal society!
>>9958484
Well then, this is all very interesting.
I'm going to go back to the Lair to get some work started on these two Pokemon.
If you want you can go back with 33 to the lab, it's just us there now and a weird girl who we're hoping joins as a recruit.
Nice to be working with you again.
>77: hop on Skarms and fly back to the Key Lair, dropping off Shelldon and Ted in cells with some other Pokemon, ready to start being turned into Shadow Pokemon.
>Feel free to have them try to escape if you want, otherwise they'll be shadowmons in a couple of days.
>>9958518
Thanks a lot 33, fucking hell.
See you back at the lab.
>>9958596
Distance that will not be there for long.
I guess I'll see how you deal with waking up in a dark room with a couple of psychics.
I'm hoping it's with the same calmness you're showing now.
>>9958661
>Quincy looks down at Oblivion, and further down at the small Cosmoem
"What..."
>He looks back up, realizing the UB is gone, he didn't even touch him
"..."
>Quincy's arms go limp, the black keyblade hanging at his side
"I'm sorry, cosmog, I let you get hurt"
>>9958587
>>9958622
>>9958661
>>9958732
>Human hitting our child?
>Tree thing?
>Darki comes out of the shadow.
"What are you doing? What's going on here?"
>>9958742
>Darki
(That's a fantastic typo but I mean Darkrai.)
>>9958742
"...Darkrai? What are you doing here? I've been tossed around by psychics all day and that... thing attacked us, it hit my cosmog first, and then Zem, and then when I tried to fight back... cosmog got in the way, I don't... I don't know why"
>>9958661
"...pew?"
>>9958732
>You're talking to a literal shell man. It has no visible external reaction, nor it is mentally matured enough to really understand what happened anyway. Well... Outside of it getting an ouch from trying to hug a friend.
"... pwwwwewww?"
>>9958742
>The Cosmoem bounces up and down excitedly - as much as it can, anyway, being a small shell now.
>>9958714
Definitely not nearly as well as now.
Actually, I'm not even well right now.
The question is: why?
>>9958769
>forgot half my post fug
>Quincy's nose is bleeding profusely, and is at an odd angle, clearly broken
>snow falls all around them, and where his dripping blood doesn't splash against his black coat, it makes beautiful stains in the ground
>even though he technically won the battle, he looks utterly defeated
>>9958714
>Theodore groans as he flops against what I presume is a cold steel floor, still asleep.
>Roll to wake up.
>>9958769
"You have our child, why?"
>>9958775
"Hello, you've been behaving well?"
>Darkrai leans down, petting the upgraded Pew.
>>9958518
Oh, come on now.
They use it constantly in medicine, painkillers specifically.
except they mix it with all manner of nasty shit and that's why pill poppers are so fucked up most of the time.
>>9958714
Alright.
Pleasure meeting you in person, 77.
Even with all the gun waving~
>>9958714
>>9958803
>Shelldon does the same, a clang echoing through the room as hard shell makes contact against metal
>Roll to wake up as well
>>9958634
>"Plans? I had considered wandering the city but outside of that, no."
>>9958808
"...this is your kid?"
>He looks down at the cosmog, unaware it's new name is cosmoem
"He was teleporting things onto my head from inside my house, so I caught him, I had no idea he had parents"
>More defeat weighs onto his shoulders
>he couldn't keep a legendary's kid safe
>he probably can't even get ONE arceus-city built
>why was he brought back, if he's such a failure?
>>9958714
See ya, 77.
>>9958809
Which is why I try and avoid that shit.
Guess we're going to the shadow lab, come on.
>I really have no clue what I'm doing right now.
>Roll for travel time with last number I guess.
>>9958808
>The bouncy has yet to stop, Pew bouncing up to pat itself against its Dad's hand
>>9958848
"Pwooow!"
>>9958848
"He has a tendency to cause trouble, my apologies."
>Darkrai looks from Quincy to Pew.
"How did he become like this? Your recollection of the events. please."
>>9958916
"Do you feel better like this? Two pews for yes. One for no."
>>9958854
It's perfectly fine on its own.
I suppose we are, then~
>Return the three mons you let out and follow along
>>9958963
(Fug)
>>9958847
"Feel free to explore, just try to not get lost"
"Personally, I like the docks"
>>9958916
>Quincy smiles a little at the excited stareye
>>9958951
"We landed in the snow, a strange pokemon standing over ush, then a Meowth threw those bricks of gold in my face"
>he points over to where the bricks can be seen
"then Pew popped out of his pokeball and ran over to the weird pokemon, and touched it. He got electrocuted before I could do more than shout a warning, and then... we fought the pokemon, drove it off, and you showed up"
>>9958963
>>9958974
>33 scans his card and enters the password, letting them both into the lab.
As 77 said, we have a recruit hanging around. I think she's asleep or ran off... Make yourself at home, I guess?
>>9958951
"......"
>Pew falls both still and silent, sitting as it thinks.
"Peew peww? Pew? Peww pewwwwww pew?"
>>9959003
>Darkrai nods, taking a few moments to speak again.
"I suppose their evolution is triggered by stress or something similar. Tell me, do you wish to keep him?"
>>9959070
>Darkrai chuckles.
"I see! Do you wish to go home...?"
>>9959108
>As every small child has done before, Pew proceeds to hide under Darkrai's skirt.
"Pew pew!"
>>9959070
>that helps nothing
>damnit cosmog/pew
>>9959108
"It's my fault he was injured, I would like to repay that debt by caring for him, if you'll allow it"
>>9959036
Neat.
I'll make sure to!~
Haha~
Hah.
heh.
>Go find an empty room to take over.
>>9959177
>Whoops, the legs aren't out.
>Pew sees The Beak.
"...I see. Would you... Rather stay with this human?"
>>9959179
"I'll have to see what he and my husband want, first. Thank you for your respect... Quincy?"
>>9959182
Alright, have fun.
>33: Light up a smoke and go make sure the new recruits are getting along well.
(I can GM for Ted and Shelldon if you want, I'm sort of running between busy and stuff so I might be a tad slow.)
>>9959234
>Aw shit Darkrai remembered him
"Yes, that's me, uh, thank you for the opportunity to try and fix my mistakes, Darkrai"
(Those fucking failquads haven't come into effect yet, I was expecting Darkrai to put him in a coma and chop off some limbs, shit. My rule on failquads is unavoidable serious harm, either loss of life or loss of limb, so I guess I'll just have to chop off his leg again somehow)
>>9959312
>Fine by me.
>Teddy seems to be waking up. Or at least, he's close to it. He's muttering something about it "not being Revielle yet" though, but I highly doubt these guys have a translator within five miles.
>>9959312
>Shelldon is awake, taking in his surroundings
Nervous clacking of claws.
>>9959377
>Poke
>>9959234
>Good thing Pew is just a wee babby and doesnt understand what the fuck he just saw.
"..?"
>A confused chiming sound comes from the Cosmoem
>>9959400
>Dubspoke
>Bear flops over, groaning as his eyes focus on the crawdaunt.
...Shelldon? Wha... what happened...?
>>9959427
I think we got captured.
>The lobster is visibly tense and nervous
>>9959314
"Of course. Thank you. I... Will be back soon."
(Darkrai is trying to be less of a dick IC. Just roll with it, don't force Quincy into something.)
>>9959422
"Just a moment."
>Shadow Sneak off to get the husband.
>Explain the situation and drag him here.
>>9959422
>dubs chime
>it reminds Quincy of the sound pokecenters make when you open their doors
>he remembers to give Zem a revive and wakes him up
>>9959509
"Okay"
>he waits for the darkdad to return
(If I don't obey the dice god's will and break my rule they're going to curse Quincy even harder and he'll get the 9s of doom that are slowly coming up)
>>9959377
>>9959400
>>9959427
>>9959469
>The room is dark, covered in polished metal, a single door far from the cages.
>33 is in the corner, smoking a cigarette.
>The cages they're in are reinforced, enough that one hit won't break or buckle it unless it's especially good.
>There are a few psychics in the room, prodding into their heads making sure to get rid of any thoughts about running away.
>I guess I'll roll for the success of that?
>Rolling.
>>9959566
>scripting
>>9959584
>dubs
>scripting
this is weak bait
give me one that tastes better anon
>>9959566
>really long post time
>dubs
i smell a scriptfag!
>>9959509
>>9959536
>From the shadows emerges a massive Dusknoir, tall even by the standards of their species. His one eye shifts, pinning Quincy under its piercing red gaze.
".... you wish to keep my son?"
>>9959469
...We got cap... tured... aw, fuck.
>The bewear gets up, groaning again, before stretching. He's most likely still injured from the fight in the Keep.
Well... it's not like this isn't the first time I've fought my way in and out of a Cipher installation, just never been on this side of the bars...
>The bear steels himself, rearing up for a Hammer Arm that he'd deliver to the bars, then...
>>9959566
>Immediately collapses, paws on his head. Yep, there's that weakness to Psychic, he's an open Word document.
>Those Psychics also get rather juicy memories of the bear, along with other Ceridwyn Keep members, busting into Citadark Isle and busting free some Pokemon in various stages of shadow-ification, including a Trevenant. Noteably, the bear was the one Hammer Arm-ing doors open.
>>9959631
"I wish to care for him, as payment for the harm I let come to him, yes"
>Quincy is slightly nervous right now, but hopefully this goes over smoothly and he can pay back his debt by babysitting.
>>9959566
>Not far from 77 is his Tyranitar - not much of a surprise, as Lucky never leaves his side. Although dumb, his memory isn't terrible, a hand swiftly coming down to slap the cigarette out of 33's mouth
>>9959566
>>9959668
>Upon psychic manipulation, Shelldon flops in the corner, and remains motionless
>Not much in his mind, just mafiabirds, a boring life at a swamp, and a quiet life at the keep
>Lobster has done nothing with his life
>>9959815
>just like all of Sniffs other characters
>>9959668
>>9959815
>The psychics are doing a good job of getting rid of the want to escape, I guess.
>They let up, giving the two a few moments to rest so they don't kill them.
>>9959760
>Smack.
Ow! Fuck! Okay, I'll stop.
>33 empties the pack of cigarettes into the trash.
>>9959689
"This sweet child of mine was hurt under your care once before. I know not if it would happen again."
>The star child, nustled in Darkrai's arms, receives a pat from its father
"Tis not wise to leave either alone. If you wish to care for him you will do so where I can, in turn, observe you."
>>9960063
>Quincy nods, understanding
"That's fine by me, sir, I understand completely, and I'm sorry I let him get hurt in the first place. But we'll do better this time, won't we Zem?"
>>9959949
>First, shelldon's lover disappears, then he gets captured, and now his mind is half melted while he awaits whatever procedure is ahead
>Lobster remains flopped in the corner, silently accepting death
>>9959949
>The hand that hit him rubs the cheek, an apologetic rumble reverberating through his chest. Lucky designates 33's shoulder as his new head rest, peering over to stare at the new arrivals.
>>9960097
>>9959668
>A puff of sand is blown in the direction of the two, swirling and stopping just short of the cages.
>>9959663
>responding
>>9960096
>EXTREMELY LOUD CLANKING NOISES
>Rolling to open the fridge.
>>9959949
>The bear groans as he gets back to his feet, a paw on his head as he stares out of the bars at 33 and the psychics... before locking onto a different idea.
>Escaping's been neatly excised from his head, but his hate for all things Cipher hasn't. He Hammer Arms the bars, snarling. The idea: make the entire base crumble around him.
>>9960165
>there is no fridge in the woods of Almia
>Oblivion what are you doing man
"...Oblivion please stop trying to tear my arm off"
>>9960150
>Responding
>>9960210
>responding
>>responding
>>9960097
>Since Shelldon is Dark it's probably going to take a lot more from them to do anything.
>Another burst of psychic manipulation is applied.
>Rolling for intensity.
>>9960146
Thanks L-
>>9960188
>Dubs.
>The bars crumple in.
>You'll need another hit to break your own cage.
>33 grabs a pokeball from his belt, wishing he had a fire type right now.
Lucky, you want to take this fucker?
>Sniffs bitching and moaning about Ciphergrunts.
inb4 they go the way of the bat
>>9960146
>Squints at the dino
>>9960188
>Feel motivation, rising from his corner
>>9960294
>Yeah, I completely forgot he was dark type
>Whoops
>Fighting against the manipulation, he crabhammers the bars, where ted hit them
>>9960360
it seems that you are doing the same anon
but it seems you are leagues better at bitching and moaning that the one you are accusing
>>9960398
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HAHAHAHA
>>9960294
>>9960188
>Eager to obey, the Tyranitar snarls, stepping closer to the cage. Sand swiftly fills the room, pouring from the dinosaur's every orifice.
>>9960188
>>9960372
>He aims for the one doing the most damage first - the Bewear. An ear piercing roar echoes through the room, jagged stones erupting from the floor below Teddy.
>Tyranitar used Stone Edge!
>Misses on 8 and 9, crits on 0.
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Bewear: 144-171 (51.4 - 61%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after sandstorm damage
>>9960533
(Crit)
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyranitar Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Bewear on a critical hit: 217-256 (77.5 - 91.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after sandstorm damage
>>9960612
(I told you about the revamped system. If it were dubs 8s or dubs 9s it would be a critfail, but dubs threes is just an all around crit, since its a success.)
>>9960629
(We never covered crits when you covered that. ...Eh, I guess it works. Baleting and rewriting post.)
>>9960533
>>9960587
>>9960294
>>9960372
>Theodore Roosevelt gives a keening cry as his second blow comes straight for the Tyranitar.
>Or, at least, it would. That Stone Edge is enough to knock out the Bewear, seeing as he was never healed from the damage from his battle in the Keep.
>...The door's still presumeably either wide open or severely damaged, though. You'll need a new cage.
>>9960433
>Projecting.
>>9960372
>>9960530
>The bars are broken.
>>9960533
>>9960687
>Uh yeah, ok.
>The cage is broken, I was kind of meaning they were in separate cages, man I shouldn't be GMing rn.
>Ferrothorn glares at Shelldon.
>33 shakes his head.
Make my job easy and drag your friend back into the cage.
>>9960096
(Whoops. Sorry)
Yeah, we will!
>>9960762
Pffffff i put way more into this thread than he does
5 plots vs 1?
Keep giving me (You)s.
I love how sniffs avoids drama and combat whenever he can, notice how he dropped out of Zem and the crab as soon as the fighting started?
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaap
>>9960096
>>9960792
"And where is the abode of yours located?"
>>9960165
>Squint
"A strange form this Honedge chooses."
>>9960766
...
>Shelldon sighs, not wanting to make his circumstances worse
>Drags the bewear back into the cage, begrudgingly
>>9960798
(I missed zem because I had IRL stuff to do, and I forgot crab was dark type and resistant to psychic)
>>9960887
>punctures cylinder
>>9960792
"Good to know you have my back dude"
>>9960857
"Johto, Blackthorn City... which is not where we are now, because some psychic threw us across the world several times"
>He hefts Oblivion onto his shoulder, and grabs Oathkeeper from where he was floating
"These two possessed items I already had, they were originally part of a costume, and now the costume is a part of me, and the same goes for Oathkeeper and Oblivion"
>>9960798
>anon has the worst timing possible
>>9960857
I am a key.
>>9960917
>ANNOYING KEY NOISES
Can I have a cupcake?
>>9960883
>KOed Bear doesn't react much, other than attempt to lightly and weakly pull the lobster into a fluffy hug.
>Don't worry, nowhere near enough pressure to hurt. Teddy couldn't even do that if he tried at the moment.
>>9960883
>>9960948
>33 lets a few of the other grunts know about the twp and goes back to guard duty a new Shadow Decidueye in tow helping with the guard duty.
god chiphergrunts are powergaming bullshit
>>9961088
>inb4 your called out as being Sniffs when in reality you'll just try causing as much chaos as possible on both sides
>>9961088
It's funny because its true
>>9961088
This desu
>>9960917
>>9960939
"... I see."
>He doesn't see.
"I shall take us there."
>Shadow sneak, last numer * 10 for minutes. 0 on this roll results in 10 minutes.
>>9960917
I've been supporting you for a long time.
Why would now be any different, bud?
>Zem laughs a little
>>9961088
this
Good morning!!
How is everyone today?
>>9961088
(I think they're fine? I don't want to see them get run off like the bat guy. I think we're too hostile to plot people. Instead of shitposting you should say what you don't like. Are their teams too strong?)
>>9961330
Pretty good.
>>9961330
(This. Seriously. State what's wrong. Don't shitepost.)
>Captcha- Click the sign that matched above.
>>9961330
(Teams strong enough to take on a pokedestined and get away with snagging from them. While targeted by multiple other players)
>>9961330
terribleterribleterrible
>>9961330
( I feel like they're so powerful even the IP agent teams would get lolwiped against them. Shit, even most of the canon protags and most Legendaries would get stomped. )
( That, and right now they can basically teleport into any Region, stomp and Snag any Pokemon anywhere anytime, and teleport out to their Orre base before anyone can react. )
>>9961441
(I see.)
>>9961446
(I know the 77 guy has some 90s but I'm p sure 33 is 60 or 70 at the strongest? Besides attacking the trainer is a thing. I don't think their armor would take a Fire Blast from Entei or a DA from Fug.)
(Addition: I'm not them so I'm going from memory, forgive me if I say anything wrong.)
>>9961380
Anything cool happen lately?
>>9961539
Not much, just kinda sitting here.
>>9961330
I'm okay! I went to go get a scarf!
Annie said I should get a purple one, I think I'll get one for her, too!
What color should I get Annie, guys?
>>9961623
Sitting there? Why don't you do something?
>>9961645
She's the purple lady, right? Why don't you get her a blue one?
>>9961539
(If an antag requires a leggo to bring down, then there's a problem.)
>>9961692
I dunno what to do, and that's the thing.
>>9961645
Blue! Colourswap!
>>9961746
Alright, I think I will, thanks! How're you doing?>>9961746
Colorswap! That's amazing, um...
Oh! You could always like...
Play twenty questions with thread!
>>9960939
"When we get home buddy"
>>9961195
"Thank you"
>>9961220
"You've been acting kinda passive latel-"
>shadow sneaked
>QUINCY DOES NOT LIKE THE SHADOW SNEAKINGS
>OH GOD THIS IS THE WORST ROLLER COASTER EVER
>>9961330
I'm doing great, my bushes are finally fruiting.
>>9961806
Oh, okay, that sounds like a good idea.
>>9961910
Heya!
>>9961987
Hey yourself! You keeping busy?
Good god, I see why bat left now
>>9961987
So um... Do you wanna ask questions or be asked questions?
>>9961910
Oh my gosh
That is the best news
Also hi Sylvie!
>>9962231
Hey Vapey what's up? You ever manage to convince N to put in a moat?
An Ultra Beast tossed Desmond and I to a weird castle in the desert.
There was a fight going on between some weird armored asshole on a bird and a bear so I teleported out but I just wanna know...
In which fucking region of that world is that a normal thing?
>UB portal into key Lair.
>Teleport the bear and lobster to Sinnoh.
>UB portal out.
>>9962029
Yeah, I was gonna play 20 questions!
>>9962227
Oh, I wanna be asked questions.
>>9962335
I have no idea, and I saw the same thing, and now I'm stuck in Ransei with no idea how to talk to the locals to get a ride home, they speak a completely different language.
>>9962384
(but why though)
>>9962384
>Yeah that works I guess.
Uh...
>>9962423
(probably because we broke the bat)
>>9962335
Sounds like Orre, amigo.
That's part of why I'm glad I'm out.
>>9962384
Thank you batman.
You are the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
>>9962256
No but its OK
I'm having a great day
Snugs and helping with stuff here
>>9962423
(Not him, but holy fuck there's so much bitching over this. It's the best course of action, thanks based bat.)
>>9962422
Ransei...? Shouldn't they be speaking Kantonese or.... old Kantonese or something?
>>9962441
Orre? Fuck. I suddenly feel bad for Des, place sounds even shittier than I thought.
>>9962510
I'm gonna take a guess and say 90% of the bitching is from Bones because someone invaded his comfy keep
>>9961861
>The ghost has never been to Johto before, he has no idea where to go after this.
"... I know not the physical location of your home. I fear you will have to lead me."
>>9962335
Nowhere civilized, I would guess.
>>9962384
(I..... no comment)
>>9962510
Very, VERY old Kantonese, I can understand maybe one word in twenty.
>>9962384
>>9962439
>I-I'm sorry but what
>...Well, looks like I won't get to see Shadow!Teddy be a thing yet, and that's something I do want to explore before I shelve Teddy for good... but this is too much of a clusterfuck for me to protest, so I'm just rolling with it
>Thank you bat
>The question becomes, where the fuck in Sinnoh did lobster and fainted bear end up
>>9962510
Gateon's got something you might mistake for frontier law, but out past there?
It's rules of nature, ese.
>>9962558
You're right about that, man. Nowhere civilized.
>>9961861
Passive? Really?
Why so?
>>9962553
>Stare at ghost
So...how does your mouth work?
Can you eat things with it? If you can, where do they go?
>>9962423
>>9962439
>>9962558
(Np.)
>>9962571
>Fucking lets go with the great marsh.
>Get some Shelldon chardev maybe.
>I'm going to go back to lurking now.
>>9962393
That sounds like fun.
>>9962485
Maybe one day but nice to hear you're having a great day in spite of it.
>>9962418
Okay um... What's your favorite type?
>>9962422
Just do charades with them, it's fun!
>>9962619
(Well...thanks, I suppose)
>>9962571
>In the great marsh, in the blink of an eye
>Shelldon blinks his eyes, confused, but looking at familiar terrain
>Collect bearings, and attempt to move wounded bear up against a tree
>>9962568
... well hell, good luck.
>>9962558
It's Orre, so I guess that fits the description.
>>9962588
Dog eat dog type shit?
>>9962665
>>9962619
>Thank you again
>Bear groans as he's dragged out of the mud, and leaned against a tree... giving a small shiver as the cold Sinnoh wind brushes against him.
>Theodore Roosevelt hasn't been outside of Orre since he was an egg, and thus, while his body might be designed for colder climates, he definitely isn't used to them.
C-cold... I... wuhhh...?
>>9962643
Heck yeah
I wonder if we should train?
That might be fun
>>9962612
"A body of ectoplasm mine is, a split in this body the mouth is. Anything in there is stored in the ectoplasm, either dissolved and absorbed or kept in a stasis."
>The ghost pauses, glancing over at Darkrai
"Most eating down with it is in a more modern sense."
>>9962706
I'll put it this way, I'll bet you a drink that Des has a knife on him at all times. I know I did since seven.
>>9962743
...Somehow I'm home.
Normally, I would feel crushing emptiness at the sight, but...I'm more grateful that we are out of that mess. Somehow.
>He sighs, in relief
So...are you okay? Nothing broken, I assume.
>>9962661
Hmm..
I'd say either ice, or dragon!
>>9961910
which berries, i ask
>>9962837
As in I get the drink if he does? Or if he doesn't?
He probably does, but I'll go check really quick, for the sake of the drink.
>It's your daily episode of sit on Des, with Hilbert taking a seat on his chest and prodding his cheek.
"Dessie~ Hey sleeping beauty, gotta question for you."
>>9962845
>The bear shakes his head.
Not... not home... too cold... nngh... I-I don't feel okay...
>He may be kinda-sorta conscious, but he's still functionally fainted. This bear isn't going anywhere.
>>9962921
>Desmond gives a slight grunt.
"Yessss, my darling sweet?"
>>9962926
>Worry
Uh...stay here, okay?
>Shelldon runs off
>Rolling
>>9962837
Somehow I wonder why Orre is allowed to exist.
>>9962921
If Des has been there with you all along, I... don't know, maybe be mildly surprised.
>>9962794
Yeah probably, haven't trained at all since we got here.
>>9962911
For me it's Pecha, the best berry.
>>9962921
No knife, I owe you a drink.
Or a six-pack.
>>9963011
Because there's nothing out there other than maybe some mining claims worth the rest of the world raiding them?
>>9962997
>Well, that was almost a disaster. The bear nods softly, then slumps against the tree, slowly breathing in and out.
>One hopes someone playing a Safari Zone game doesn't come along and find the bear.
>>9963047
these are nice
im mostly growing sitrus, uncle really likes them
>>9962952
"Hmmm... Well."
>He rest his hand on the cheek
"Seemingly random question but... Do you take a knife with you into the bath? Or shower, whichever you prefer~"
>>9963011
He practically lives here, what's surprising about it?
>>9963050
Cheap stuff, or will it at least be drinkable?
>>9963172
>Desmond makes a biting motion at Hilbert's hand.
"If I'm in Orre, yes, somewhere else, no."
"...Why? Are we getting a shower mauler roommate?"
--While 77 and 33 were gone--
> Tock wakes up with a horrible headache, and all alone.
> On the ground where she passed out from a panic attack earlier.
> Only now, she was alone.
> At first she was a bit alarmed, but after a few minutes of laying on the ground staring at the ceiling she drops that feeling and instead begins to wander.
> Which is when she finds the showers.
> It has been a long, long time since she's had an opportunity to use one of those...
-- Present--
> Tock is wet.
> Her hair is wet.
> Her skin is wet.
> Her clothes are wet too.
> Still has some suds on them as well.
> But she is clean, for the first time in... A long time.
> However she was unable to find any towels.
> Not wanting to simply stand around and wait to dry, she came up with a better solution.
--
> The sounds of a mop-bucket echo through the complex.
> It stops momentarily, only to start again.
> Over and over.
> Tock is walking backwards slowly, mopping up the water she drips.
> When the mop is soaked, she drains it in the bucket, and resumes.
> She seems to be so amused by this as a way to pass the time while drying out, that she's just kind of wandering between the maze and living sections of the base.
> The floors also have a strange clean path on them.
>>9962553
>Quincy leads the ghost to his house
>>9962612
"I dunno, you just seem kinda... lazier than usual lately, where's that fire I saw in Sinjoh?"
>>9962797
"Huh, neat, I have no idea how Oathkeeper and Oblivion eat, but I've seen them drink before, it's kinda weird"
>>9963056
>Shelldon comes back, looking disappointed
Well...
>Holds out a few tiny, shriveled orans
This is all I could find, and they aren't going to help.
...
>Sighs worriedly
Uh...you aren't too beat up, right? You'll be fine in the morning?
>Shelldon speaks with great concern
>>9963050
Makes you think why is it even part of Unova.
>>9963172
Nothing really, just completely lost track of him.
Tell him that his room here is now a guest room.
>>9962797
Oh!
That's pretty cool!
How do you taste things? Does it act like a tongue?
>>9963299
I... don't know where it went.
I feel more like laying around than actually training recently.
>>9963426
It vanished when Sniffers started playing you
>>9963243
>33 chuckles.
"Having fun there, Tock?"
>>9963341
I'm still not certain why that's surprising. He's been camping out on my couch for... hmm. Several months now?
Anyway, I'll let him know.
>>9963222
"No, just winning a six pack off of Olivar. Thanks hun~"
>Hilbert leans down, planting a kiss on Desmond's forehead.
>>9963050
Ooooolivar, guess who owes me a six pack?
>>9963334
>The bear only groans in reply, his eyes unfocused.
...I... I dunno... it's kinda... hard to think...
...I... Is Sarge gonna be okay...? He... he's all limp... and I can't wake him up...
>>9963426
"..... I have several ... tongues."
>>9963299
"Honedge? Through the blade I believe they intake what they need."
>>9963426
"Maybe we should take you to a psych and get that checked out, you're usually way more amped up to train, shit sometimes you went out on your own and I had to drag your unconscious ass back to the tower to rest up"
>>9963687
"Yeah that sounds like how they drink, they just stick their blades into the liquid and it absorbs, it's weird"
>>9963621
Sarge? What?
>Splash bear with a bit of water, attempting to bring him back to reality
>Lobster is visibly close to panicking
>Confused, frightened, and your friend might be dying
Uh...what should I...?
>>9963736
>Sniffers making the crab pass out from stress in three...
>>9963687
That's neat, I guess.
>>9963733
I think I'm bored, and need somewhere new to train.
You can only beat up mamoswine so many times before it gets predictable, you know? That's sorta what was going on.
>>9963561
> Tock looks up at 33.
> She doesn't blink or say anything for a good fifteen seconds.
> It's the first time in the last two years or so someone has seen her without matted hair.
> Or her skin without a sheen of dirt and sweat on it.
> She suddenly looks a lot less like a homeless person, the incredibly high quality of the clothing actually mostly preserved under the filth that had collected on it.
> She might even look familiar (feel free to make a roll to recognize, relevant knowledge would be Kanto, Business, and Rich/Famous).
> Seeing the true features though some how makes her... More unsettling.
> Though that might just be the fact she can absent-mindedly stare at someone for 15 without blinking, no staring contest required.
> She finally snaps out of it though with a slow nod.
"Y-yes. It's much better than watching myself dry in the mirror... That's not a problem, right? I-i know I messed up really bad yesterday but I don't want to mess up again, so if this is messing up I can stop messing up by stoping it... But then I'd just be dripping everywhere and that'd be messing up to... So I really shouldn't stop. But that'd mean I'd be messing up either way, unless... Maybe if I just laid down it wouldn't count as being a wet floor because it'd just be a wet me..."
> Tock very quickly spirals into a recursive loop of worrying, seemingly still agonizing over her previous faux pas yesterday.
> And the puking, that was probably embarrassing too.
>>9963736
>COLD
>VERY COLD
>Water cuts through fur in a way that air can't
>Bear's eyes open wide and he shields his face
A-augh! I-I'm awake, I... nngghhhh...
>Now-kinda-alert bear stays where he is, but blinks as he looks around.
...Where are we...? ...Eugghh... my everything hurts...
>>9963608
I proved my point, ese. I still call that a win.
I'll send you 2000 Poke, that should get you a six-pack of the good stuff and then some.
>>9963341
Mining claims? Fuck if I know.
>>9963812
"It's not like we're in Sinjoh right now, there's the local Johto wildlife, and there's always the Blackthorn Gym if we want some serious training, but for now, let's settle in, I'm gonna see if our architect friend showed up while we kinda went missing"
>>9963815
>33 waves it off with a single hand.
"Relax, I'm not mad at you. Maybe you should think about a towel or a fire type next time."
>33 pauses for a few moments.
"We can get you back into the bathrooms, get you a towel and a second scarf. Then you'll be all dry and have more scarves. How's that sound?"
>>9963862
>Sighs in relief as the bear moves
Uh...
The most boring place in sinnoh.
Also known as the great marsh.
...
I...uh...need to get you medical help.
>>9963608
Mostly because I thought he had his own apartment or similar. With the rents there, I'm actually not surprised.
>>9963864
Better be not because of the abandoned bases littering the area.
>>9963947
...Sinnoh? How'd we get to Sinnoh...? ...Why did we...
...Y-yeah... I... I don't think I can move... nngghh...
>>9963974
And here I was thinking he stuck around because of my good looks and charming personality.
How sad.
>>9963864
Sweet.
Thank you for your kinda donation, Olivar~
I'll go get smashed for you.
... or not, I think I might've made a fool of myself last time I got smashed.
I'll get tipsy for you, how about that?
>>9962706
>>9962661
So I've decided to take the easier route, and try to convince my Charizard to let me ride him.
>>9964038
I don't know how, but...
Uh...if my memory is right, the closest pokecenter is...far away. So this is really bad.
>He groans worriedly, once more, looking at the sky, rain clouds forming
Uh...we should move to a cave.
You don't want to get caught in the rain here.
>Sees if he can lift the bear
>>9963897
>He perks up
Blackthorn gym?
That sounds interesting. And challenging.
>>9963047
>pecha
>not chesto
Heresy.
>>9964251
You like hard and salty things?
Is there something you wanna tell me Foxtrot?
>>9964243
"Considering it's full of Dragon types, yeah, it is"
>I'm gonna assume they got home now
>Yay them
"Alright, we're here"
>>9964181
>Teddy groans softly at the attempt to lift him, before attempting to get up himself. This will only work on a 6 or 8, and the attempt clearly seems to be hurting him regardless.
>This is not a bear that should be on his feet right now.
>>9964291
>Someone is sitting in front of the door, they roll a stone between their fingers.
"Are you the guy?"
>>9964293
>Shelldon winces a little, easing the bear back down
Okay. That's not an option.
...Uh. I really don't know what to do here.
>Cold raindrops start to fall
...
>>9964291
>>9964329
>Gadreel's eye locks onto the stranger. If he could squint he would.
"Is this a companion of yours?"
>>9964291
I'm sure I'd get a good match there.
>Grins cockily, visibly excited
>>9964329
>Wave
Hey. Are you that architect dude?
>>9964375
>The bear shudders, then pulls the crab into a small hug, closing his eyes as he feels the cold rain start to fall onto his fur.
>He then blinks, before setting the lobster down.
Go... get help. I'll stay here... you'll know where to find me.
>>9964288
I dont know
But theres something Frankie needs to admit
>>9964288
I don't judge but, H-hey, i'm into that kinda stuff.
>>9964329
"You're the architect right? Sorry to keep you waiting, there was some ah, psychic nonsense that we had to deal with"
>>9964421
"I'm building something, this person is an architect, I asked them to come take a look at my plans to make sure they're sound"
>>9964426
"Maybe, but for now..."
>He looks to the new person
"Would you like to come inside?"
>>9964101
It could be the rent, maybe free shows are involved, could be any reason.
Steel and Dragon get along very well imho.
>>9964443
>Lobster gets hugged, which seems to calm him down
...
>Nods
I'll be back. I promise.
>Shelldon sprints off
>Roll for time or something, I guess?
>>9964421
"G'day."
>>9964426
"Yep, that'd be me. Planes are hell to ride from Hoenn to Johto."
>>9964476
>They chuckle.
"I can imagine that. Sure, I'm good to come in."
>The stone is stowed in their pocket as they stand up.
>>9964476
>Zem flops on a couch
>>9964525
Well, nice to meet you
I probably could have flown you myself in a fraction of the time.
>>9963917
"I don't really need any other scarfs. THIS scarf, is the one that makes sure I don't have to worry about my neck misplacing itself."
> She nods to herself, as if she had just said something worthy of being considered oracle level wisdom.
"But uh... I guess a towel will be nice! I couldn't find any though, but I guess you can because it's your... Fortress? Base? High-Tech Hedge Maze? Probably the later... It looks a lot like a processing facility of some kind..."
> Her voice trails off into a quiet but short lived moment of sanity as she ponders her own statement.
> She quickly recovers with a shake of her head.
"If you want to go ahead, I'll meet you there. I can't really go much faster than a crawl with this mop."
(Success on 7.
All: Her name is Elaine Telesma
Business: Tock is the daughter of Kasmir Telesma, the CEO and primary shareholder of Kanto's largest chemical manufacturer.
Kanto: She disappeared when she was 15, four years ago. The gossip mags couldn't shut up about it, until they did and then it never really came up again.
Rich/Famous: The second child of Kasmir Telesma, she was ambitious and a popular if aggressively minded debutante who frequently competed with her brother Adley in basically everything.)
>>9964465
Oh are you? Tell me more.
>>9964447
What's that?
>>9964525
"Hail, newcomer."
>>9964476
>The Dusknoir doesn't wait for Quincy to open the door, simply floating through the wall and into the house, his child giggling all the way.
>>9964598
"Alright, no other scarves."
>33 chuckles.
"You don't need to worry about the mop, we have janitors for that. You want to drop it and just come with me?"
(I'm not quite sure how to have 33 get that info IC. Do you think it'd be farfetched for another Cipher Spy to have got the info and fed it to 33?)
>>9961330
i'm doing pretty good
i'm pretty happy right now
>>9964703
(If he posted her picture and talked with other members about potential applicants, one of them would probably recognize her. If he likes to read gossip mags or watch celebrity TV in his free time as a guilty pleasure he could pick up the Rich/Famous one easily enough, just recognizing a face he saw years ago.)
>>9964625
Frankie might be a teeeeensy bit curious about hard and salty~
Naughty, naughty, naughty
Oh, that and the big doggo Pokemon who smeel like everything are really really powerful but thats not important now
>>9964524
>Bear smiles as he watches the lobster scurry off, before leaning against the tree again, sighing.
>While his remaining out in the rain is probably a really bad idea... it's probably the first time he's experienced rain, as in actual, not-caused-by-a-Pokemon rain, in a long, long time.
>>9964525
>They're quickly led to the table that Quincy has laid out the blueprints on, detailing the entire project, magic and all
>it's very large, think literally the size of a large town HUGE
>and he plans to build 17 of them, with three additional ones that have their own designs tacked onto a corkboard hanging on the wall
>twenty large towns, and he wants to build them all, it's right there in the notes he's neatly scribbled in the margins around the edge of the design
"Go ahead and make yourself at home, anything you'd like to drink?"
>>9964597
"He says that, but he's never been to Hoenn, and last time we tried sending him to run an errand someplace he'd never been, he got so lost we had to go find him"
>>9964698
>Quincy points upstairs
"I kinda let him have a room of his own up there, first door on the left"
>>9964785
(Alright, I'll go with a combination of those and a bit of spying. Cipher probably does a thorough background check without consent. So they probably dug up a bit of dirt.)
>>9964625
>mfw that was a typo)
U-uh, I mean, I wouldn't mind..er, y'know, sucking dick..
>>9964597
>They shrug.
"No worries about it."
>>9964698
"Hail! What century thee hail from, yon ghost?"
>>9964809
>Wew internally.
>They look the blueprints over, the stone being retrieved from their pocket and fidgeted with in the left hand.
>Now that you can clearly see it it's a key stone, a small chip taken out of it.
>Like, I dunno, someone removed it from the pommel of a decorative sword with a screwdriver as a last 'fuk u dad.'
"Whiskey. Pepsi if you don't have any of that."
"Well these are interesting..."
>>9964703
> Tock takes a moment to look at the mop in her hand.
> Then she laughs.
"A maid, that's certainly not something I'm dressed for... Too much green."
> She plops the mop into the bucket and leans it again the wall, and follows 33 to the bathroom and hopefully towels as well.
>>9964830
(Sure thing. There's aboslutely nothing on her though after her disappearance, even with computer magic, it's like she just fell off the face of the earth.)
>>9964867
How interesting, aren't you a boy though?
>>9964796
Heh
>>9964907
"I've got pepsi"
>Quincy quickly returns with two glasses of soda, setting them on coasters at a clear spot towards the edge of the table
"So... uh, first thoughts?"
>>9964915
>Three towels, green, blue and yellow are retrieved once they reach the bathroom.
>33 holds them out like some kind of butler.
"Any preference for color?"
(Alright, I'll say 33 got the info somewhere between the shadowification debacle and here. He'll probably, definitely share it with 77.)
>>9964929
H-hey! I thought you weren't gonna judge..
>>9964809
"Hmm. Later I shall retire there. My child now would destroy your floor."
>He pats the sleeping Cosmoem, running his fingers along the ridges.
>>9964907
"The 12th century, born to see a language grow and change. Middle English, as you call it now."
>>9965049
I'm not judging, I don't mind some hard 'n salty from time to time.
>>9964929
Hes curious all right
Also, um, the thing I shouted to distract Zorro from the spinner
I wasn't kidding
>>9964945
>They take a sip of the pepsi, putting a hand on their head.
"Looking good... Before we get to building everything... Do you have an electricity, sewage and clean water solution?"
"I mean you could melt snow but you'd be wasting electricity you could be using for housing... Using electric types for energy generation is morally questionable..."
>>9965081
"...Wow. Well it's a pleasure to meet you."
>They squint at the Cosmoem and then Darkrai.
"...Are they some kind of... Alola forms?"
>>9965081
"...What do you mean by that?
>Dex scan the Cosmoem
"...Oh, that's what you mean by that. How did he get so heavy? Nevermind, uh, make yourself at home I guess"
>>9965194
>Quincy grins
"Do you know where I got these plans?"
>He pulls the single scroll he carries with him out, not unrolling it
"These came from an ancient ruin in Sinjoh, and they planned to build these and operate them using magic, something I can verify works"
>>9965089
E-eh? What do you mean?
Do want me to feed you berries?
>>9965121
Hoho today is just full of fun surprises.
>>9965306
Maybe but what's above the berries is more important~
>>9965264
"... magic? What do you wish to know of it?"
>>9965194
"I know not of a place called Alola, but from Sinnoh Darkrai and I come, the heavens the origin of my son."
Hmm
I wonder how hector is
>>9965333
You want me to feed you a tree?
I mean, I carry a stick in my tail all the time so if you wanna eat trees..
>>9965264
"Oh- Right, magic."
>They pause, sharply inhaling.
"Where is the poop going in this magic, sir? Because I've never heard of magic that runs off poop. Dookie. Doo doo."
>You can tell they're trying really hard to not start laughing.
"Wait. Is it scatomancy? But seriously, does it just... Delete that? I'm not exactly a white mage if it wasn't obvious."
>>9965361
"Darkrai? Sorry, no offense meant, I've never heard of him."
>>9965403
Pfft how'd we get back to talking about real berries when you mentioned you wanted to suck a dick.
>>9965436
Well, berries do taste good..
they have a lot in common!
>>9965361
"...Oh, right, you're a professional with that sort of thing. Uh, actually Cam helped me figure out what all this stuff does, and since the diagrams are already layed out, all I've got to do is build them in full scale and they should work once they're supplied energy, speaking of which..."
>>9965406
"No, this doesn't run on poop, I don't think there's a magic in the world that can convert matter into energy. These things were designed to be self contained, so instead, the magic moves it over to the farms here"
>He points towards the back half of the design, ironically near where Arceus's anus would be if he had one
"And turns it into fertilizer, it also purifies urine and uses it to water the plants there. As for how it's all powered, well, you see these circles that are just about in every room?"
>He jabs a finger at one of them
"If a pokemon uses just about any move on that spot, the energy gets absorbed and is used to further run the Arceus-City"
>>9965503
True, true... Maybe next time we get together we should swap berries and things.
>>9965544
>I don't think there's a magic in the world that can convert matter into energy.
(Lol what?)
>>9965670
(Quincy doesn't know if there's magic that replicates fission technology and we banned nukes)
rape
>>9965601
Yeah! That would be fun!
Uh, so do you wanna schedule when to do this or..
>>9965544
"Hm. I see..."
>>9965406
"Darkrai. He is... The manifestation of the new moon, of the night, and the nightmares that accompany it."