/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Cosplay Edition
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>>9952112
1: find qt grill
2: forcefeed her colloidal silver
You'll thank me later.
I'm a professional sith but my heart's not in it
>>9952143
Or, you know, stock up on body paint.
>>9952156
Y'know, I haven't posted all of these in a while Here we go.
>can't cum if I'm not drunk
>can't get drunk because the meds I use are explosives thet will kill me if u drink any form of ethanol
>need at least a fifth of 40% of vodka to get drunk
This is bullshit
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>>9952167
>>9952176
>>9952181
>>9952189
>>9952155
>Being a Sith
Grey Jedi >>> Sith >>> Jedi IMO
You can dispute that, if you want.
>>9952195
>>9952189
Got any pearl or yellowPearl?
Maybe cosplay pearl porn?
>>9952200
Last one of this cosplay.
>>9952201
I don't have any Pearl cosplay porn... which really pisses me off. But, I do have some Yellow Pearl.
>>9952220
>>9952222
>>9952228
>>9952243
Hey guys, text adventure fag here. Sorry that the real ending STILL isn't here, but masturbating has made me so tired I have decided to go on a nice long relaxing vacation ;).
Thanks again to my patreons (all 1153 of them). I'll be posting a backers only update now!
>>9950828
Yellow paint anon, what kind of paint are you drinking? (Out of curiosity, I figure you already considered the dangers of trying this beforehand.)
Also, what does it taste / feel like in your mouth?
>>9952220
Thanks for this set. IMO she had made the suit way too shiny.
Also, I was joking about the cosplay porn part, but is that real?
>>9952245
I have a few more with Blue Pearl, but I have to head out.
>>9952261
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,4-Dinitrophenol#Uses
It's more of a sulfur based dye. It has no taste, as the person I have bought it from (100 caps for $150) has been making it for 15 years so far, and he puts certain chemicals in it that save your body from destroying itself..
Although ODing will still make you die a fiery wet death.
Couldn't sleep, worked on this instead. Jascon is a good meme.
>>9952356
great work
>>9952267
>I was joking about the cosplay porn part, but is that real?
Yes. Yes it is.
>>9952356
The way you draw Zircon makes me angry and I don't know why
>>9952275
Is that a mummy?
>>9952368
Gib?
>>9952401
pls
SU cosplay porn when?
>>9952383
No, you just have bad eyesight.
>>9952434
Even spongebob has...
>>9952434
Shouldn't take too long. I mean if /mlp/ got cosplay porn...
>>9952434
Check ur mail
Subject name is "DMCA C&D". Don't worry about the name
>>9952478
Give
>>9952485
Shit. I overthought that.
>wanna make gf cosplay
>she got thicc because she wanted to be Harley Quinn but now I want her to be Pearl or Yellow Pearl.
>already got thicc for the part
.what diet should I put her on?.
Also who should I cosplay as? (I'm a guy btw and doing cosplay porn just for the fun of it sounds exciting)
>>9952356
Oh boy
>>9952461
Good ш will not worry about size of my dick
post your gem weapon
I've finished the first ten pages. Any requests?
>>9952543
They still want a big schlong to savor like a lollipol
>>9952461
>Poor.
Well maybe by your standards.
>>9952619
That's not cleavage.
>>9952595
Memegrot as a raging squad in the heat of battle charging in da waaaaaagggghhhhh
>>9952592
>>9952656
Hi, discount Garnet
If only there'd be some content about Lars and Zircon together...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I
>>9952666
Hey fuck you this is my country's history right here buddy
>>9952595
Good job. /r/Jasper humping pink Diamonds finger
>>9952592
Can I post something fictional or does it have to be real?
OK so check out my crazy idea okay?
OK so
A female gem...
in love with a male human
BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER
You see.
The human.
And the gem
Wait for it
ARE NOT DEAD!!!
>>9952684
Sorry mate
>>9952721
Yeah, no problem
What's the Gem you're closest in appearance to?
>>9952356
Why all the sweat?
>>9952762
None of them are that ugly. Not even Fluorite.
>>9952723
Holy shit!
>>9952356
Jascon is cute
This is cute
>>9952346
So it's one of the old sulfur dyes that use DNP?
What's the dye's usual use, if it has one? I'm curious if your guy sits around making diet + yellow waifu powder all day, haha
>>9952762
probably rutile
>>9952762
None of them.
>>9952762
Yellow pearl. I've even seen a cosplayer that has a face %99 similiar to mine, pic
>>9952762
Flourite
>>9952762
I'm like Lapis without tits. Or being blue
>>9952787
What a faget. What is he doing there. Did he missed?
So Zach Collison is doing some cover songs with Caleb hyles. Not sure if they'll do SU songs though
>>9952762
>tall
>thin
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
Pretty much any gem from steven-universe-edits
>>9952774
Well, like you said. It was used as a sulfur dye and it slowly paints (in this order) urine, semen, eyes, sweat and finally skin to yellow.
Another personal use is for dietary purposes, although it was banned after people took 10 pills and expected to be fine.
Three days it's used as an industrial pesticide. There's a meme going around that it's used as rat poison, but it makes no sense.
Additionally there's a rumor/joke going around that you'll "boil yourself alive" if you OD.
In reality all it will do is raise your metabolism by a steep percentage where your heart will simply stop beating.
So yeah. All he does is sit around make waifu powder and talk shit about gooey Chinese DNP meant as a cheap use for explosives in their various mines.
At 250mg (default dose most of the time) you will feel slightly warmer and bodily fluids will start changing. It's also used as an allergy testing dose.
At 500mg you will start sweating. Hard
Most madmen go up to 500mg max (in 2 separate doses during the day) but some actually go up to 750mg, which is what I am on. 2x250mg in the morning and 1x250mg at night..
Don't go to 1g or above. It won't kill you but you have to be a hardass to take it.
You'll OD at 2,5g
>>9952748
A double glaive, close to this in terms of blades
>>9952762
Peridoodle, for I am a pale sad thing.
>>9952889
>Jasper
>Lamenter's Marine
>>9952898
Whoa fuckin sick
>>9952762
If there's ever a gem that's 100% white, including hair, that's me
>>9952762
Combo of Blue Pearl and 8XJ
>>9952793
Hey kid I can help you out with both ;)
>>9952762
malachite
>>9952762
I wanna kill myself
>>9952762
Lapis, considering how thin I am and my hair
>>9952997
dkys
>>9952592
>>9952997
Speaking like adult. Your parents must be proud of you
>>9952762
probably peridot if i could style my hair
Finally up.
How are all of you doing today?
>>9953055
i feel like dying honestly, i hope youre doing better than me
>>9953055
Eh, just got up too
>>9953055
Pretty great.
should i buy a tablet so i can actually draw things instead of sloppily editing different expressions on a dumb little triangle
Drawfags I call thou, a request for whoever can muster their pencils. Pearl, or Opal, with their crotches bulging hard as for their cocks and balls have swollen and their pants have rips all along the sides. For they are about to burst. I will make it rain shekels. My post here is done.
>>9953095
I use a phone, it works out ok
>>9953063
i wouldnt consider myself a midget but im pretty short
>>9953095
I read toilet at first and was confused
>>9953073
Hope you will beokay anon
>>9953095
Sure but don't end Doodley. It has become /sug/s mascot of love and hate.
Quick Question: How can I hurt you all? Emotionally I mean,
>>9953177
By not killing yourself.
>>9953095
Only if Peridoodle gets to stay.
>>9953177
by posting LOTS of pornography
>>9953209
That actually hurts bro, not joking.
Depends on what porn it is though.
>>9953131
Are your pussy looks like chieldish? Will you show it to me?
I bought a new fan
What should I name it?
>>9953275
>>9953055
Went to the Independence day celebration only to find out the Lady of the Mountains this year was a tranny freak. Fuck this country
>>9953073
Aw anon... I hope everything turns out ok for you.
>>9953075
I've been oversleeping a lot lately, but I just can't stop.
>>9953084
That's great to hear, anon!
>>9952897
Damn, anon, you go hard.
Stay safe and get yellowbuff, friend. Saved all this for records the bards can use later when they tell of the ultimate YDfag. pfffff
Stop in and let us know how you're doing every once in a while too, alright?
>>9952228
Jesus Diamond Christ, that cameltoe.
>>9953438
Look into eyes animal
>you will never suck Skinny's hairy penis
>>9952592
My dick.
>>9952762
Ruby, but with a penis.
>>9952762
>>9953102
OP I would if I could but this picture sums up how my art skills are.
new episodes when
>>9953177
Post shitty THICC porn
>>9953551
Is smug for lug or chicken nug?
>>9953628
Snide snug.
You are given an ability to possess one gem from the show for one whole (24h) day.
Who would it be and what would you do during the possession?
>>9952595
Peridot as Isaac Clarke, fighting a cluster gem.
>>9953691
I LOVE MY MOMMY
>>9952142
lewd
>>9953703
pearl or pisspearl
if pearl, would masturbate in front of steven
if pisspearl, would masturbate in front of yellow diamond
if asked to stop, i would not
>>9952642
what?
>>9952222
No offense to this person but she has a punchable face.
>>9953703
I would posses lapis and ask her to shatter herself
which of the gems is most likely to FUCK A GOAT?
>>9953703
Yellow Diamond.
Put my boots up, put my fingers together and cause an elaborate self-destructive conspiracy. Like implanting a command subconsciously throughout the Gem empire, basically hypnotism. Or something like that.
Or just plainly surrender "my" forces to the CG's.
>>9953730
Agreed. She's not even wearing a nose prosthetic.
>>9953747
>implanting a command subconsciously throughout the Gem empire
laputan machine
>>9953743
Steven
>>9952228
PSA: If you can see the full definition of your genitals while wearing something, it may be too tight.
>>9953766
In layman's terms, please?
>>9953766
I WANT A SKULLGUN
I WANT A SKULLFUCK GUN
WHERE'S MY ORANGE SODA SKULLFUCK GUN?
>>9953743
Jasper
>>9953777
It's the secret killswitch phrase secretly implemented for the UNATCO Agent Gunther Hermann in Deus Ex 1
>>9953722
Something like this
>>9953691
Thank you! I want to add little hearts,
>>9953703
Steven.
I would use my time to hang out with Peridot.
Maybe watch some cartoons or something, talk, maybe c--c--cuddle for a while.
>>9953722
I think I can translate this.
A group of Peridots dressed as Orks from Warhammer 40k charging into battle.
There sure are a lot of Warhammer fans on /sug/.
Your class is:
>>9953720
Mage
>>9953747
Rogue
>>9953737
Witchhunter
>>9953797
Flatlander woman
>>9953797
That's cool.
>tfw can't even come up with something orginal
>>9953691
I want a japser pencil/finger topper. A shogun brand one, to go with my "diagnosed with jaspergers" t-shirt designed by Sultan
>>9953720
>if pearl, would masturbate in front of steven
hot
>>9953720
If I were pisspearl I would crawl into Yellow Diamonds vagina while she is not looking
>>9953703
if steven, would masturbate in front of pearl
if asked to stop, I would not, and would then proceed to follow her around until my seed i sin her hair, possibly every body part available (depending on the time available)
>>9953177
Pepe gem edits. Not even kidding.
>>9953863
/sug/ merch, don't forget the quartzmilk
>>9953483
Hi Greg
>>9953907
Those get posted often.
>>9953905
>masturbating in front of someone for ~24 hours
Damn son
>walk into your room
>see this on your bed
what do you do?
>>9953209
>>9953939
Call the police
>>9953905
nice
>>9953939
Call police & sue that fucker for murder attempt
>>9953939
Call your mom. She is an expert in such things
>>9953841
Hm.
That is at least pretty accurate in terms of body type.
Still awful.
>>9953939
lawyer up
>>9953966
Damn son.
>>9953703
I would possess Sapphire. I would unfuse with Ruby and proceed to fuse with every other gem available, showing it off to my former partner and talking about how much better this is than being Garnet. I would abuse her emotionally and physically until she was a broken shadow of her former self, or committed suicide.
>>9953939
I promise I'm not gay but I've always wanted to know what it feels like to give someone a blowjob.
>>9953987
Your class is: Sick fuck
>>9953841
jesus this looks like fucking Xavier: Renegade Angel
>>9953939
Call the police immediately.
If Greg is bound (I can't tell from the picture) ask him if he needs medical attention and who did this to him.
>>9953987
Mein nigger
>>9953987
>He says this as Ruby had poofed Sapphire before she could even get away as Garnet because of FUTURE VISION
>>9954012
wait, that
that IS a guy cosplaying as jasper, right?
>>9953987
>>9954012
....I CAN'T UNSEE IT.
>>9954020
and then torture him while waiting for the cops, right?
>>9954028
Pfff everybody knowa is that show is 4 gals. No men would watch it.
>>9953987
even steven?
Hey sug, this is heartsper. Say something nice to her!
>>9954066
You look like a pony.
>>9954066
You don't stink.
>>9954066
hey heartsper, is your weapon also a helmet?
>>9954066
Her gem shaped conveniently for someone to break
>>9954066
A cute
>>9954043
No.
Partially because I don't want to, but mostly because I am too frightened of whoever tied up a middle aged man in my house.
>>9954080
merp?
>>9954066
I like your cute round face.
>>9953841
We could be like beauty and the beast, whattya say? Will you be my beast?
>>9954025
This why I like Garnet.
>>9953703
Does it have to be at a timeframe the show has shown?
I'd want to possess Peridot back when she was just another worker on/for Homeworld. Messing with limb enhancer and getting to see an average day's work in the life of another space race would be pretty amazing.
In the show's time-frame... Do fusions count?
If so, Opal or Garnet to learn what it's like to be two people at once. If not, Ruby.
If I could get myself to not feel bad about it, I'd really want to poof myself while I'm at it, just to know what it's like. Then immediately reform the gem's body with something like a "sorry, once in a lifetime chance, love you" on their hand.
Who here wants to coat my face in their hot, sticky, anonymous load?
>>9954240
It depends. Are you a male? Are you cute? Do you like doggies?
Which drugs would crystal gems take? Don't answer with "crystal meth" because you're not being original.
>>9954084
:D
>>9954088
Most quartzes, unless agates, don't have weapons persay.
>>9954090
Few gems aren't
>>9954103
>>9954128
A cute!
>>9954142
Do you believe in God?
>>9954267
Stevens fart
>>9954267
Lasers, duh.
>>9954276
I want to put my winky in your stinky if you know what I mean
>>9954296
Should I be happy this gif didn't load?
>>9954262
I am Anonymous, so I'm whatever you fancy, dear. Yes I am cute, yes I have a German Shepard called Luna, she is a big fluffball.
>>9954309
Sorry fixed
>>9954318
Sorry mate, not interested.
>>9954292
https://youtu.be/Sn7QvnhJgeA
>>9954276
What are you wearing Heartsper
>>9952356
Canon Zircon I'm not the biggest fan of, but your Zircon I have a huge crush on.
>>9954308
Heartsper isn't stinky!
>>9954352
Her gem mask, of course
Tell me about 9/11 in the SU universe.
>>9954397
RUBIES DID WTC
Can I have (you) for no reason, it makes.me feel validated
>>9954474
No.
>>9954474
hey (You)
>>9954474
Have a big, sexy (you) from me.
What is a secret team?
>>9954474
Hello fellow NPD and or BPD sufferer! Have a (you)
>>9952356
Got a blog? I'm a fan now.
>>9954397
Theoretically impossible.
Without WW2 the Hebrews wouldn't have populated Israel, we wouldn't have fleeing Hebrews populating parts of modern America, and today's modern day terrorist groups would not see the western world with hatred, but ambivalence.
As the middle east is populated by people of middle eastern descent with a nigh implausible Hebrew populace, probably pilgrims.
Terrorism by other forces is plausible, however.
>>9952592
>>9953703
If you can't alter the history of the show, or had to stay in the modern day show wise, I'd probably possess one of the off colors, Rutile or Paddy, just to see more of homeworld.
If you can use this to go back in time and alter the course of the show's history, Pink Diamond, on the day she was shattered, and do everything I could to prevent it. No shattering, could reveal whoever was behind it outright. Might even get to use that one day to arrange some sort of truce between the rebel forces and Homeworld, which would me no cluster experiments, fewer shattered gems in all, and who knows what else.
I really like Pearl and Zircon as a couple. It's like hyper nerd on steroids
>>9954514
Would the Iron curtain exist? Nothing really stopped communism.
>>9954547
Perhaps nothing has stopped communism in the SU universe.
Although Rose stopping Genghis Khan by turning Mongolia into a lush paradise would ultimately keep Russia into a feudalistic city-state nation with no plans for unity, at all. It's a fanfiction tier idea, but it fits perfectly.
I think the next episode is going to be "The War". It makes a lot of sense. Steven's going to want a no bullshit explanation from them. He doesn't really know what went down in the war, other than PD getting shattered, and the ending
Townies vs barn. What is the worst?
>>9954543
The essence of pearlidot.
Please cum on Paddy!
>>9954543
>constant, lack-of-emotional-wisdom-expressing screeching
>>9954690
Retarded mentally handicapped child abuser
>>9952356
You're one cool anon, Galaxy
>>9954542
How would possessing Padparadsha feel iyo?
>>9953863
>>9953918
Maybe if you stop being sad for a fucking minute your life would be better.
>>9954725
kek nice shogan
>>9954725
Is that a mullet, is your opinion that low of /sug/ lmao, nice
>>9954725
i like the ring
I want interactions between Our Sapphire and Padparadscha. It'll be cute as fuck
>>9952592
>>9954725
If an anon doesn't show up at comic con likethis I don't know what I'll do.
>the first person to ask for Jasper
>>9954777
I want interaction with garnet and rhodonite
>>9954721
Like being tranquilized, your very perception of time is FAR slower than everyone else's.
It is night in here and I am listening to some epic cyber-themed music. Feeling powered up as shit.
Antti Martikainen - Synthesia, so you won't have to give me (you)s.
Padparadschas had to be Pink Diamond's Sapphires.
ZIRCON MENTIONS PINK'S SAPPHIRES, AND THEN WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE WHAT ONE LOOKED LIKE AN EPISODE LATER
>>9954823
No wonder Pink was assassinated. Kill all sapphires.
>>9954721
I imagine it'd be a bit odd, to have visions of things that had just happened, or to have visions of things play out so slowly that they happen before said vision was done. Definitely be a size adjustment too, since I stand at 6 foot tall IRL. Rutile would be odd as well, no matter if I got control of both heads or just one, though the double vision thing would mean getting to see twice as much. I just said those two since being a fusion would probably be weirder, Flourite isn't even a consideration, and Lars is right out because he's not a gem.
>>9952356
>ruining a nice Zircon drawing with Jasper
kms
>>9954823
>pink diamond is shattered
>....
>MY DIAMOND WATCH OUT!
I'm really excited for the upcoming episodes.
>>9954876
>upcoming
>>9954863
she draws a nice jasper at least
>>9954678
Townies.
The barn started out fun with mech fights and stuff.
A few of my all time favorite episodes took place in the barn. Sure it shit now but at least I can alway rember happy day.
Which crew member confirmed the hood things Zircons have is actually their hair
>>9954863
Do it. It's the artist's choice, not yours.
>>9954922
Colin Howards @howhowhoward
>>9954937
>It's the artist's choice, not yours
That's what hurts the most
Does anyone have the full album of Fluorite and Peridot? Specifically 8 and 9, which I can't find?
>>9954678
Barn. Townie episodes only sucked in season 4 because season 4 as a whole was shit. Barn episodes are pure autism and Beta was the worst episode of the show.
>>9954971
https://imgur.com/a/QxACu
>>9954983
>jasper is in the episode
>worst episode
that's not how any of this works
>>9954983
It's all Zuke's fault, hopefully her last episodes are soon.
Requesting someone to write or vocaroo a version of Mambo #5 with gem cuts
>>9953055
kill yourself
>>9955045
>Mambo#5
My Salamander gene-seed enhanced Battle-Brother.
>>9955004
Rebecca tried to redeem the shit pile that she realized Zuke and Hilary had made by throwing a Jasper cameo into it at the very end but it wasn't enough
Girls i have serious question for you.
Do you like suck hairy balls or shaved?
>>9955006
"his
>>9955094
I like sucking clits not dicks
>>9953939
hold up
HOLD UP
is that "Foreverial Tiedup Delitized" Greg?
Is my spleen about to rupture again?
WE WUS DIAMONDS N SHIET
HOMEWORLD WAS PINK
>>9955094
I don't like sucking balls at all normally, but I imagine shaved balls would be better.
I mean come on, hairs collect sweat and dirt, they become fucking tentacles of filth. No healthy at all, sucking on those.
>>9955094
I kind of like the musk from hairy guys, shaved is eh I mean at least you wont be pulling pubes out of your mouth
>>9955094
people shouldn't have any body hair
>>9955141
Not all of people are gay sorry
>>9955133
We wuz revolution and shit
>>9955141
if ingrown hairs werent a thing i'd shave every week
>>9952592
What the fuck was Jasper doing before coming to Earth again?
Garnet likes you, but do you like Garnet?
>>9955176
Is garnet laying an egg?
>>9955201
being butthurt
>>9955201
jackin it over rose
did she fight in the war
>>9955217
Yes.
>>9955217
But isn't three a crowd?
>>9955236
She is the war
>>9955089
Jasper showing up at the end didn't save the episode.
It was just to make sure people didn't drop the series after Beta by promising that the next episode wouldn't suck.
>>9955201
Bullying smaller gems and crying herself to sleep
>>9955236
Well, there was that mural in that pyramid that show White Diamond fighting against Rose Quartz, then of course, it could just be metaphorical. It's generally a bad idea to have your leaders be placed in a position where they can be easily killed. Then again, these are the Diamonds, they apparently didn't knew that one could be shattered after the incident with Pink Diamond.
>>9955275
you bet
>>9955275
she is not very decisive
>>9955163
and what does finding body hair gross have to do with being gay?
>>9955217
Yeah
>>9955255
Crowds aren't bad.
>>9955255
I'm breaking the interspecies-barrier rule.
A major, unforgivable violation against my own moral code.
"Just stick with your own species" Pretty difficult in theory, nigh impossible in action.
>>9955201
I think she probably put herself out there and went on as many missions as she could to try to make herself as useful of a soldier as possible and make up for being a failure/earth gem since she's really insecure about it and the main reason she came to earth to kill rose outside of avenging PD was to redeem herself for not being able to do what she was made to do
>>9955255
Three's a threesome.
Ohoho we are going to see WD
>>9955255
Isn't it technically four?
>>9955312
>>9955352
Garnet seems to to disagree with you lot.
>>9955352
That's redundant
>>9955378
The same idea still applies.
>>9955387
And Garnet has less of a character then sapphire or ruby.
>>9955444
double dubs and trips. This approves of Garnet threesomes.
>>9955378
I wonder if the components can talk to their fusion within their mindscape.
Can Ruby and Sapphire talk to Garnet? Can Steven and Connie talk to Stevonnie? What about Alexandrite? Can Opal, Sugilite, and Sardonyx exist at the same time within Alexandrite?
>>9955444
While you're not wrong, I think the whole thing was Jamie wanting to be romantic with Garnet. She's fine with fusions, but not more additions to the relationship itself.
>>9955472
such a clusterfuck
>>9955444
Rape peridot*
She "offered" when Peridot was still trying to find her proverbial legs on Earth. Garnet offered when Peridot was most vulnerable
>>9955344
>make herself as useful of a soldier
That's what keeps bothering me
Why there are soldiers in Homeworld? It seems there are no other life in the Universe aside from Earthlings and gems. Who are they fighting?
>>9955442
It's not my fault the cannon goes against your fappin' fantasies Anon. If it makes you feel any better I have that same issue, with a different gem though.
Will Jasper or Bismuth come back first
>>9955491
>She's fine with fusions, but not more additions to the relationship itself.
So what would her reaction be when she sees Fluorite?
>>9955528
CGs are not the only rebels. perhaps just a demonstration of power, so nobody would have a funny idea like CGs had
>>9955562
every other gem will be redeemed before jasper, and the show will get cancelled before they can get to her.
>>9955566
I think she'll be fine with it. Maybe add a "Dang girl." kind of reaction to her, though it's positive in nature. Just how did Fluorite came to being?
>>9955562
I'm thinking Jasper. She's on the default posters included with the main characters
>>9955528
they conquer planets, and theiright have been life on other planets that the diamonds didn't car about
The rebellion for Earth and humans only happened because PD is a weirdo who liked humans more than she should have and ended up influencing Rose to start the rebellion of the theory that Rose Quartz gems were specifically made by PD to take care of humans
>>9955604
circlejerk family
What characters do you want to see in STL style?
>>9955633
centipeetle
>>9955562
Axolotl apparently said that the crew members told her Jasper's VA had been in the recording booth a lot recently, so maybe Jasper, even if it's in the form of a flashback. I'm not sure if Uzo Aduba even comes to CN to record her lines.
>>9955625
I keep saying this, there are other aliens out there that the gems killed. We "may" see some but so doubt it.
>>9955633
Fluorite
Hey gang, since there's a probable chance that there's more Zoos, and the fact that the gems being breeding them akin to dogs most likely, what sort of horrors would they created? They been away from "main" mankind for quite a while.
>>9955625
And we're meant to "sympathise" with their leaders because they cry a bit. Fuck the gems, fuck Steven too. They're all invaders but Ronaldo is painted as crazy for pointing this out.
>>9955732
Remember there's no villains in SU :^)
>>9955726
Just several thousand years. Not much from evolutionary point of view. Their mindset is fucked, of course, but it is to be expected.
at least I think this is what you meant, because I can't decipher your message fully
>>9955754
Sugar is an idiot idealist. She and her show and teaching children sick and twisted morals
>>9955344
I swear this show has infinite material as it stands
>>9955807
>because I can't decipher your message fully
Can you say in where I'm being confusing Anon?
>>9955815
t. Jasper
I don't think she wants to attract all the "accept invaders" kind of things.
>>9955328
How come I don't get a witty riposte?
>>9955833
Listen to yourself.
They killed millions if not billions, if not trillions of lives and we're meant to feel sad for them because they have one family member killed?
>>9955562
I feel more confident with both of them than ever, but mostly Jasper. But for Bismuth, I'll say that them snagging Patti LuPone repeatedly bears good tidings for getting Uzo Udoba back on set too.
>>9955863
She did it in Gem Harvest. Andy was painted as crazy for not wanting his barn given to foreigners. (Who have attempted Genocide)
But no, he is in the wrong for it. Sugar is an idiot idealist and is teaching children sick and twisted morals
>>9955878
Maybe not sympathize with them, but surely to emphasize with the Terrible Matriarchs
This fandom is a joke and proof Tumblr would resonate with the scum of humanity, so long as the character had LGBT inclines.
>>9955696
>Axolotl apparently said that the crew members told her Jasper's VA had been in the recording booth a lot recently
Did Axolotl confirm this very recently? I know she said that Rebecca hinted but didn't actually confirm anything so far.
>>9955792
As long as they cry, none of that matters.
>>9955926
You are an idiot, and most likely a weak willed faggot. They are the enemy.
>>9955848
I think Jasper is one of the characters with the most complexity and potential with what we currently have seen of her, but you are right for the most part, they wouldn't need to keep adding new characters and plot points/twists if the writers just stopped padding all development out and made full use of what they already have
>>9955986
There's being compassionate, but then there's perverting justice. I would say this is a perversion of justice, personally.
>>9955562
Jasper.
Bismuth's VA is more expensive.
I just want to point out that we're talking about the show right now.
This has probably been pointed out a million times, but I just started watching Adventure Time and noticed the dollar bill had a Diamond on it. Just like in Steven Universe.
>>9955958
She hasnt given any other spoilers on her google + account, that is just what an anon who had talked to her privately over tumblr during the vox drama said she told him. She did publically say that she was witholding information that was too spoilery to share, so I think she might know more about future events in the show than she lets on
>>9955861
> what sort of horrors would they created? They been away from "main" mankind for quite a while.
Right here. Do you mean that they'd breed new races like human chihuahuas and pugs? But it would mean that there are several zoos.
Or do you mean the grammatical errors? Shit, it makes this meta-confusing.
>probable chance
Sounds redundant, something "big chance" is better
>there's more zoos
there are more zoos
>and the fact that the gems being breeding them akin to dogs most likely
I don't even know how to rewrite it, but i get the idea
>what sort of horrors would they created?
what sorts of horrors they could have created? / would they create
>They been away
They have been away
English is not my native anyway, so I'm not sure.
I think we'll get episodes in July. The SoS did really well. Also, they're planning themed marathons, and those only happen when new episodes aren't far away
Tell me an erotic story about Zircon
>>9956012
Jasper has established potential, not imagined (like lapis) or squandered- as long as she returns. The show felt very small for the longest time aside from a blip in Jailbreak, the peridot arc was the last great example of the show using an added element to full effect.
Lapis, the worst. Expectations were high.
>>9956040
Being reductive, helps no-one.
>>9955726
I feel like the zoo is to preserve humans (albeit without free will but such is expected from gem society) hence why after thousands of years the humans are still diverse somehow
probably the same for any other zoos
>>9956087
Id be mad if Jasper episodes again get rushed out the door as in SOS1 with no time to digest, not that I expect her to appear so soon.
>Our bodies are just a distortion of light
So you're like a hologram
>No, we still have mass and can touch things.
Does this piss anyone else off?
>>9956085
I always knew my grammar was a little topsy but I never thought it was this bad, jeez. Rest assured your first assumptions are right.
>>9956012
seasonal padding
look forward to knowing all the gems more intimately than you have ever imagine over the course of 9 (nine) season
>>9956110
Neck hair
>>9956074
I wouldn't be surprised if she did confirms this privately but still can we trust this information blindly?
>>9956190
I'm more surprised over the fact of the gems not weighing the same weight as their gemstones.
There are alot of kiosks in my town.
>>9956190
Alien science is pretty much magic Anon.
Solid light is pretty common in sci-fi (Green Lantern's ring, Star Wars, ect.) although this is the first time I can think of where it is sentient.
>>9956047
There's also that one episode with the "Crystal Gem Apple" and the Gem enemy that has a "gem weakspot" that Finn shatters.
>>9956110
It was a normal day for Citrine, until it wasn't.
As she walked down the street, she accidentally stepped in something. Inspecting her foot, she realized it was covered in little white gem shards. She stepped on a gem!
Next thing she knew, Citrine was getting screamed at by an Emerald for stepping on her Pearl.
A pair of Topazes fused on either side of Citrine and trapped her, taking her to jail to await a trial.
Citrine hadn't planned on being put on trial that day. As a low Quartz, she knew she wouldn't afford a good lawyer. She was surely doomed.
But just then, a blue Zircon stepped through the door. Citrine had heard the rumors about the Zircon who defended Rose Quartz, THE Rose Quartz, so well that she had to be poofed before she could speak any more.
"Wow, you're in a really sticky situation, huh?"
"It was an accident, I swear! I didn't know that there was a Pearl on the ground! Please, you have to defend me!"
"Oh, I can do that for you. But first..." Zircon made her clothes disappear, revealing her pudgy belly and happy trail that led from her neck all the way to her pubes. At the end of it was the biggest tentadick Citrine had ever seen. It was dripping at the end. "You'll have to do something for me."
>>9956040
This happens between European night until American Central time night
>>9956266
this sounds pretty cool. I wonder if theres any other similarities with Adventure Time and SU. I haven't seen much of Adventure time
>>9956247
I guess if you don't want to you don't have to. I figured the anon was telling the truth since he seemed hesitant to tell /sug/ because he didn't know if it would be disrespectful to axolotl or not. I wouldn't expect him to post a screenshot of his supposed private convo with her since that would cross the line into being disrespectful
>>9956190
It's worse when you could see them in absence of light, and they can be a source of light
>>9956326
Hot gem waifu.
>>9956190
Princeton University is working on that. it's possible
>>9956312
I am unfortunately intrigued by happy trail ultra... who here has the ballsgina to render it in art?
>>9955958
>>9956312
>This guy tried to make me suck his dick!
>This is kangaroo court!
>>9956466
>>9956473
If she still interacts with the crewniverse so often then why does she only ever shill Voltron shit?
>>9956256
Here is Funko Pearl in front of Radio City.
>>9956552
>galaxy zircon.jpg
>>9956552
The Grinch looks like green Zircon
Never forget, Jasper raped Lapis
>>9956593
Who cares, it's lapis
>>9956593
Get out Lapis
>>9956593
You can't keep pretending to be a victim forever Lapis
>>9956630
Lapis is the only one who realizes she did anything wrong dumbass
There's something no one's talked about yet
>>9956639
Where is my witty riposte?
[iwishicouldspoiler]Why is the rum gone?[/imissspoilers]
NEW BREAD
>>9956636
Kys Lapis
blue zircon's fuzzy tiddies
>>9956621
*Steven
I'm going to sleep. Good evenings, burgers.
>>9956466
something like this?