ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) Do you think Mega Evo

>>9951984
hell yes

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>>9951945
(You're not alone there anon)
>>9951965
... I don't get it...?
>>9951936
Okay Annie! Are there any scarf places around your villa thingy...?

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>>9951927
Hey, I could get a nice scarf if you want.

>>9951936
Fuck, I hate it when they make me come to them.
Alright alternate offer, tell me where you are and I'll come pay you a visit, tell you everything I know and even bring my own handcuffs.
How does that sound?

>>9951984
There's no Mega Skarmory, so no.

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>>9951984
Yep.

>>9951984
It needs a wine bar.

>>9952017
MEGA GOOOO

am goo

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>>9951984
Eh, I dunno... I haven't seen it that often, and what I have seen of it... well, it unnerves me.

raindrop

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>>9951997
Um... No I um... I...
Haha I'm uh...
I just need a simple scarf?

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>>9951984
Well, I can probably survive in space with it.
So, for me, it's good.

>>9952148
>roll to mega evolve doggo

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>>9952148
What's so unnerving about it?

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>>9952171
>The BEAR cannot be mega evolved, for mega Bewear is not a thing.
>Nice try.

Boy, that last thread sure sucked shit. Let's try to avoid that this time around, chucklefucks.

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>>9952183
Eh, I dunno. Maybe it's just Mega Banette, since that's the only mega I've seen so far. But... it's almost as if Stitches is a different Pokemon when he mega evolves. I can't explain it.

Also, hello.

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>>9952214
(I take personal offense to the word "chucklefucks" being used.)

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>>9951984
I don't know what to think of it, none of my pokemon can mega evolve that I know of.

>>9952226
DO YOU HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SHITPOSTER

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>>9952166
Not even for the low price of another one of your Pokemon?

>>9952226
can i have a you pls

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>>9952216
Sure it's not just your Banette friend that's different when he Mega Evolves?

>>9952226
(Would shites n' giggles work? Also not that other anon. As well as don't reply to them man.)

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>>9952235
Not like I need to!
I'm plenty strong enough, don't you think?

>>9952251
Back off he's mine.

>>9952265
>throws ice cubes at

>>9952226
>People bitching you reply to shitposters
>When they do it themselves

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>>9952246
... no I'm okay.
Some of my friends wanted to talk to you though, maybe they'll snatch me yours!

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>>9952255
Maybe it is, I dunno. He's the only Pokemon I've ever seen mega, so it's not like I have any evidence to the contrary.

>>9952259
(It was just a quick joke, man.)

(Also, captcha was UNOPAR Lessingstr. There can only be one /PAR/.)

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>>9952369
Can't say I've Mega Evolved any Pokemon, but a friend of mine has. I'll ask him for you, see if I can clarify anything.

>It's time to text Des.
>"Deeeeeeesie~ Does Kag's personality change when he Mega Evolves?"

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>>9952265
"Yeah dude, you're fine, when you're not uh... falling on your face"
>Quincy winces
"Those fights were bad, but it's okay, we can do better, in fact we're going to have to today"
>He holds up his phone
"I uh, called Acerola last night, Morty has gone missing completely, and the only clue to where he is, is his old cult, so we're going to go ask around there today and get that gold back"

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>>9952331
Let me know if you change your mind, I think it's a pretty generous offer considering how good these scarves are.
Also good, I can't wait to meet them and take everything they care about from them.

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>>9952455
Um... You're welcome to try but...
I don't think you're strong enough!

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>>9952272
Hey!
>Dynamic punch it back at anon

>>9952447
I've been working on it, so I should be fine!
Where is his cult, anyways?

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>>9952550
"A few towns over, it won't be far"
(OOC I forget exactly which town Mort said his cult was based in, but I know it was mentioned so Quincy should remember it)

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>>9952502
Are you serious?
Do you remember what happened last time?
Next time it'll be more than 1 of your Pokemon that I take.
Maybe I'll even use your own Pokemon against you, that might be fun.

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>>9952564
Well, alright then!
I've also been trying a few midair maneuvers. Maybe I'll practice them on the way.

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>>9952587
Who says I have the same team, silly?
And it's not even me I was talking about!
But um... Not gonna tell you who they are, that'd ruin the surprise!

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>>9952638
"Well, we're sitting tight for a few hours first dude, I said we're checking it out today, not right this second, I've got some other stuff to take care of, like figuring out what happened to that Architect that was going to be here"

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>>9952641
Oh, so you've replaced the Decidueye?
Let me guess, you've got another Pokemon named something that means sun, right?

Also I'm guessing one of them was that cute lady who thinks she can arrest me.
I'd like to see her try anything against me.

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>>9952729
No, I'm not gonna name this one! He already has a name!
Hahah, yeah, she's one of my friends, but I wasn't talking about her! I saw you two arguing soooo.... That would be a dumb thing to try and make a surprise!

>>9952729
>throw great ball at

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>>9952759
Wow, really?
You know Sun you should've told me you snagged people's Pokemon too, I would've offered you a spot as a recruit!

Also that's a good point, I'm sure you have many friends for me to capture, torture and then brainwash.

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>>9952673
Maybe they got eaten on the way?
Or their boss caught them or something.

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>>9952841
I didn't snag him, he's a wild Pokemon with a name!
Maybe if you actually talked to your Pokemon you'd know if yours had names for themselves!

Good luck, stronger and cooler people than you couldn't do it!

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>>9952882
Wild Pokemon don't have names you stupid little kid.
I talk to Skarms all the time and he only has a name because someone gave it to him before he got captured and turned into a Shadow Pokemon.

Did those cooler and stronger people also have snag machines? I don't think they did.

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>>9952876
"I don't know, let's find out"
>He calls the firm again and inquires about the person he spoke with yesterday

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>>9952961
And you've talked to every single wild Pokemon ever, so that's why you know that?
I can ask where he got his name later, but I'm pretty sure he's had it since... Forever!

Who said it's gonna be a Pokemon battle?

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>>9952961
>Meanwhile, a wild Pokemon who does have a name is driving a jeep between Phenac and what was formerly Pyrite Town, but is now Ceridwyn Keep.

>>9952961
You're fucked dude, I'm pretty sure he's talking about Rayquaza.

Hey, grass trainer from a few nights ago here.

Good news, I managed to come to a diplomatic agreement with the hoard of parasect. Bad news, that diplomatic agreement was agreed upon by the mushroom crabs, not the family of sceptile, colony of gloom, or entire herd of ivysaur that have overrun the rest of the house. It's a start though!

>>9952961
>distant fug sounds

>>9953061
>inb4 war in house

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>>9953015
Remind me to punch you when I see you next.
Repeatedly. In the face.

Who said I'm not also prepared for that? You and your friends don't scare me.

>>9953021
What the fuck...
>77: equip binoculars and attempt to get a better look at the jeep.
>Roll to see if he can see the bear driving it.

>>9953023
>>9953062
How does Shadow Rayqyaza sound to you?
Because I think that sounds like a nice catch.

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>>9953061
That is a good start. Perhaps the Parasect would be willing to help you negotiate with the rest of the Grass Pokemon.

>>9953100
>How does Shadow Rayqyaza sound to you?
>Sounds like I fucked up, fucking hell.
>You know what I meant.

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>>9953100
>You see a pink-and-black floofy bear in a military-style assault vest, leaning back in the driver's seat of an equally-military-style jeep with the top down, with one paw on the steering wheel and the other arm half-out the window. Judging from the movements of his head, he's rocking out to something he's blasting on the radio.
>Nobody else is in the jeep.
>Crit bonus: Teddy doesn't see 77 at all, and doesn't seem to be going that fast, maybe 20 to 25 miles an hour. He's not in any hurry, after all.

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>>9953100
Here's your reminder to punch me next time you see me!

Well, yeah, kinda hard to be afraid of someone when you don't even know who they are!

I'm pretty sure Rayquaza would just eat you if you tried to snag him! Tons of people of people tried to catch him before, snagging doesn't look too different!

>>9953100
It sounds like a nice way to destroy Cipher from the inside. Their own hubris ending the team would be so fitting.

>>9953104
Right! Uh... just one problem.

They uh... kinda stole my keys and wallet. I think the evil parasitic head mushroom brains are like... forming some kind of colony hive mind thing? Is.. Is that even possible? I don't think that's supposed to be possible.

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>>9953181
They could possibly be communicating with each other through the use of spores. I'm presuming you've already asked for it back?

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>>9953134
Well then, that's not something you see every day.
>77: leave a message for 33.
>"I'm going to go catch a bear, see if there's anything left that still works in the lab, I don't want to bother taking this guy back to the Key Lair to turn him into a Shadow."
>Out comes Skarms.
Alright buddy, just follow him for now. Try to not screech to much.
>77 hops on Skarms as the metal bird takes to the skies in pursuit.
>Roll to see if Skarms doesn't just swoop down over the jeep, screeching loudly.

>>9953163
You're so confident that I'll fail, but I'm confident that I'll succeed. I guess we'll have to wait and watch your hopes be crushed.
Again.

>>9953166
Sounds like an opportunity to wrest control away from the current Admins who do nothing useful for Cipher.

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>>9953340
Or we wait and watch yours be crushed!
Maybe Nebby will be as nice to you as he was that Lunalatic!

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>>9953340
>Teddy, meanwhile, continues leaning back in the driver's seat, listening to music.
>Perhaps, if 77 ends up close enough, he might be able to hear it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA

>After a bit, he glances over the mirrors... rolling to see if he notices a Skarmory following him, or perhaps the glint of the sun shining off a metal bird and onto the dash.
>Otherwise, full speed ahead to Ceridwyn Keep.

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>>9952985
...No luck?
>Zem flops on a nearby couch

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>>9953450
"Nada, apparently they resigned yesterday"

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>>9951984
Expensive and not all pokemon take it well, opinions are mixed.

>>9953100
>>9953166
Or at least lose an arm.

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>>9953496
Well, that's unfortunate.
Guess we need to look for another if this one doesn't show!

>>9953340
You want to put Rayquaza in his place?
Do tell, why?

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>>9953406
That psychotic lion thing is going to fucking die.
I'm saving my regular bullets for him after that shit he pulled last time.

>>9953409
Oh fuck is it...it's going to that fucking keep isn't it.
Alright new plan.
Skarms, bring us down on that dune, I'm going to get in some target practice.
>Skarms lands on a nearby sand dune, 77 hops off onto the sand and kneels down, aiming down the scope of his rifle.
>Aiming for one of the front tyres.
>Gonna wait one more post because it seems a bit cheap otherwise, so you have another chance to potentially spot 77.

>>9953520
Stay out of this magnet nerd.
I'll put you in your place before too long.

>>9953532
Why not?

>>9953409
>>9953554
>Deep within the desert, a rumble of earth shakes the sand in waves
>Both bear and man are at the outskirts of these waves, which seem to be centralized in the opposite direction from the Keep
>Will either of you investigate?

Remember to vote for prop. 88
The banning of Dihydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:


>is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

>contributes to the “greenhouse effect”

> may cause severe burns

>contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape

>accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals

>may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes

>has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients

The containment levels of this chemical is so high it's even in our genetic make up as humans are made up of 60% of it. As for most pokèmon they contain large quantities of it as well.

That is a report released by Kantos environmental committee. What does PAR think of this? Should we ban it? How many of you truly know about this substance? (And how many of you will fall for it?)

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>>9953577
...I took a basic chemistry class. That's water, you fucking idiots.
God Kanto is full of idiots.

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>>9953577
Everything said here is true, my friends!
I, myself, have been dependent for all my life!
Truly, the worst dr-
>>9953606
You just couldn't resist.

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>>9953631
I'm sorry I lack the Kalosian sense of humor, I'd rather save people from their own stupidity THEN laugh at them.

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>>9953554
>Bear doesn't seem too concerned with his surroundings, but he does take a quick glance at his mirrors again, a glance that might catch the sand.
>Assuming he doesn't see them, he continues on.
>Assuming he does see the sniper on the dunes, he immediately brakes and swerves to face 77, ducking behind the dash for now. He also seems to reach for something on the seat, but his paw finds nothing.
>He left his shotgun at the keep. Fuck.

>>9953656
>The dunes swell as a great force from far away shakes them
>A sandstorm has risen

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>>9953574
>>9953687
>You know what, fuck it. I'll roll with it.

>>9953656
Shit.
Shitshitshitshit.
This is so not worth it.
>77: hop back on Skarms and take to the skies once again.
>Skarms attempts to fly out of the sandstorm, towards the keep.

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>>9953554
Good luck with that, I'll make sure Nebby doesn't turn your chicken into KFC!

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>>9953554
You don't say?
I'll have to make a deal, get a specific Metagross before it is clean in that case.

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>>9953687
>>9953752
>The bear growls as he sees the Skarmory-mounted take off towards the keep, before growling even more at the sudden sandstorm.
>Not that he hasn't dealt with them before. He pulls up the top of the jeep and steps on the gas, heading towards the keep himself- this time, gunning it.
>He needed to warn people, after all.

>>9953801
*skarmory-mounted sniper
fuck

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>>9953648
There's nothing to laugh at if you save them, mon cher.

>>9953752
>If you're observant you might see a little decoration out in front of the main gate.
>A suit of cipher gear strung up like a scarecrow.
>Get a better look with your binocs?

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>>9953758
I won't need luck, trust me.
If he so much as touches Skarms I'll personally make sure it regrets it.

>>9953793
...I'll have to deal with you sooner than I had originally planned.
Watch out for those red scarves, maybe you'll see me before you get hit with the tranquillizer.

>>9953801
>Roll to see if 77 can beat the bear back to the keep and land on one of the battlements.

>>9953869
>Roll with the second to last number to see if 77 can spot anything to identify whose suit it is.

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>>9953897
>Failure. Teddy parks the jeep beside the keep's gate, admires the handiwork that someone put into making the cipher gear scarecrow >>9953869, then heads into the keep.

>Rolling for if anyone's awake/there that Teddy runs into to warn while he heads to the guard barracks and grabs his shotgun.
>Note to self: set up some sort of alarm system that the bear can set off to warn people of danger.

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>>9953947
>Shelldon is at the bottom of his pond
>Lurks, watching what he can from under the water

>>9953897
>No identifying marks, either painted over or filed off.
>There's a large X pattern gash in the chestplate, coated with red paint for visibility.
>If you look close enough, you might notice it looks a little.. odd, for a scarecrow.
>If you look to the side of it, you'll see tallies scrawled into the wall, also highlighted in red.
>Your guess as to what that means.

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>>9953897
Alright, have fun getting turned into a veggie!
I've got a scarf to buy, see ya never!

>>9953947
>the tremors continue
>the sandstorm intensifies

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/PAR/! Where do you shop!?

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>>9953947
Fuck me today just isn't my day is it.
>77 gets out his binoculars again and watches the front entrance from the air.

>>9953998
Hmm..I guess I'm not the first guy to try and raid this place.
>77: message 33 with a full update on what happened.

>>9954024
Have fun losing all of your friends, one by one.
Any scarf you buy will be subpar to mine.

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>>9953897
I'll enjoy not being on the business end of the angry pokemon shaped truck for once.
Or don't, you quickly assumed that I even know where it is.

>>9954095
Junes.

>>9954100
>flecks of sand blast across your face
>the storm has a source, deeper in the desert
>will you investigate?

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>>9953990
Sniper followed me to the keep on a Skarmory, might be Cipher!
>Bear: head to the battlements yourself because where else is a guard supposed to go, shotgun strapped to back, still in the assault vest.
>No time to swap to Ceridwyn Keep guard chainmail. Besides, it's not like it offers any additional benefits.
>Chainmail is essentially another assault vest.

>>9954078
>Bear gives a worried sound under his breath.
>Sounds like Cipher isn't the only storm the keep's going to weather today.

>>9954100
>Teddy growls softly as he quickly spots the bird. It's not hard to find a Skarmory in the air in Orre if you're looking- it's a big gleaming metal bird in a cloudless sky.
>He gets to cover, though- which isn't hard to find, about half of the keep's battlements have roofs. You kinda need a roof over your head when you're patrolling over the top of a castle wall in the desert heat.

>>9954155
(No offense, but you might want to make the source of the sandstorm come to them. It's clear that they have bigger problems in each other and aren't interested in looking.

>>9954169
(I know, I'm giving them a chance to see it from a distance before it's in their face and things go to hell)

>>9953577
hello r*ddit

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>>9954126
Maybe I was quick to assume, it's often better to assume a threat and deal with it first than to waste time confirming.

>>9954155
Fucking hell, the one bad thing about the desert.
>77 isn't going to bother investigating, like that other anon said, sorry man.
>Although a sandstorm would force 77 to seek cover, which would be interesting.

>>9954156
>77: put on battle music in anticipation.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckYXt_BjAe0
>Skarms: screech loudly in the general direction of the bear, no point trying to be stealthy.
>Skarms circles overhead slowly, occasionally screeching while 77 watches and waits.

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>>9954095
Random grocery stores, mostly. I'm cheap.

>>9954249
:/

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>>9954156
>Pokes head out from pond
... That's bad.
>Equip life orb
>Nervously keep watch

>>9954277
>There is a pond in the middle of the keep's courtyard
>Although the water is mostly clear, it is difficult to see under the water

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>>9954277
>Bear pokes out from cover and tries to get a few cheeky shots in with shotgun slugs.
>Severe accuracy penalty because smooth-bore shotgun, will only hit on 2, 4, or dubs. And of that, it's only a hit on 77 if dubs- the 2 and 4 are glancing shots that hit the Skarmory.
>Besides, actually hitting the Cipher Peon isn't the point- he's trying to get him to either scram or come down from the sky, where the real fight can begin.

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>33: Finally wake up and check your messages.
"Fucking hell."
>Boot up tracker program.
>Off to find 77.

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>>9954334
>77 can see the pond, but not the lobster.

>>9954348
Fucker.
You know what, fuck it, lets go, Skarms fucking Shadow Rush that fucking bear!
>Skarms swoops down towards the bear, rushing in a shadowy fashion and screeching profusely.

>>9954277
>>9954348
>The sandstorm rages on, growing stronger
>the tremors intensify, beginning to form a pattern
>footsteps

>>9954489
inb4 this is a fucking mh crossover

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>>9954485
>Bear sidesteps the Shadow Rush, and aims a Hammer Arm.
>Except he's not aiming for the Skarmory. He's aiming for the Cipher Peon riding the Skarmory. And he's going to be right there since the Skarmory just dived for a physical attack.
>This is why you don't ride Pokemon into battle.

>>9954489
xDEee

>>9954489
monoblos pls go

>>9954489
this seems really forced

>>9954531
>>9954545
(I'd fuckin smite it myself if that's what it is. Those got cleaned up and killed off for a reason.)

>>9954531
>>9954545
>>9954551
>>9954576
(It's primal groudon you fuckheads)

>>9954614
(why the fuck is it in orre fuck off you faggot)

>>9954614
Except groudon isn't free?

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>>9954614
(Uh about that.)

>>9954624
>>9954631
>The sandstorm fades
>I didn't know, sorry

>>9954640
Is k

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>>9954532 (You)
>>9954485
>Wait fuck ignore the sidestep
>I was just informed of the accuracy system being revamped

Theodore (Bewear) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Fluffy
Level: 73
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Return
- Earthquake
- Shadow Claw
- Hammer Arm

>Theodore staggers back, but the rest of the post plays out as usual assuming it's not a 1HKO

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>>9953406
>that lunalatic
Hellwoh Shhhunh

So uh, is Mew god? Or does it just contain everyone's genes?

>>9954676
Arceus is God, Mew is his son/daugher/child
We have no idea what mew fucked to make all of us.

>>9954691
Mew fucked Xerneas, if I remember correctly

>>9954708
Gee, that sounds hot.

Is Latias around?

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>>9954708
She's fucked several people, not just him~

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>>9954731
Yes?
If this is about that bad argument I made, it was spurred by lack of sleep and stress.

>>9954732
I'd fuck Mew.

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>>9954751
Apologies, forgot my image.
...I could try to find you a human or two to try and bond with. If you could teach me how to cloak myself in a human form?
I know this is a strange request.

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>>9954732
Random people on the Internet don't need to know about my sex life, Mesprit...
>>9954754
Uh... well, thank you.

>>9954640
To clarify, to my knowledge groudon isn't being played, but is owned/captured by.. someone I can't remember at the moment.

>Throws Vi at Gay Ghost Keep

>>9954768
Yes we do.

>>9954771
>Throws her back where she came from

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>>9954771
>Is thrown
>Lands face-first in the sand outside the gate or whatever the fuck
>Why would you do this

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>>9954754
You can achieve anything with enough effort. My past lovers thought they would never even see me, and look how it went for them.

>>9954768
Heh. Sorry~

>>9954794
>kills bones and brings GGK out of purgatory

(Can we not turn this into a shitpost off.)
>>9954802
(Is this even Sniffs?)

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>>9954532
>>9954638
>>9954670
>Firstly, sorry for taking so long, got distracted by IRL shit.
>Riding Pokemon into battle is objectively the best way to do it, come on.
>The attack does basically no damage anyway because Skarms is level 21, believe it or not.
>The hammer arm however, does not do basically no damage.
>77 is knocked off Skarms and lands hard on the battlement, it's a good thing he wears his armour all the time.
Fucking hell, fuck you!
>Out comes Malamar level 90.
Fucking Superpower that damn bear.
>0+ Atk Malamar Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Fluffy Bewear: 118-140 (42.1 - 50%) -- 0.4% chance to 2HKO

>>9954640
>This is why you ask about things OOC first dude.

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>>9954767
It's perfectly reasonable.
Hmm...can you change the color of your skin? You could perhaps take on a shade close to that of skin, and then morph into a human shape.

>>9954809
(Yes. Why?)

>>9954840
(Sorry, Mesp seemed a lot different than you normally play her with the weird sex comment, rip)

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>>9954798
>Vi spits out a wad of sand, looking up
>>9954814
>Oh shit hi there's a fight going on right in front of her
>She scrambles backwards, sending out Mal and Trace as she scoots along the sand

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>>9954798
>>9954860
>The dragon desperately flaps his wings, getting airborne just in time to save himself from meeting the sand
"Fuckin... Why? The fuck's goin' on Vi?"

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>>9954830
...No, I can't sadly. I don't think the death aura I have going on is going to be the most subtle thing for blending in.

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>>9954277
Makes sense in an Orrean way.

>>9954754
>sippppppp

>>9954848
(Its actually in character for this setting's Mesprit)

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>>9954873
Can you stop the death aura with a suit you wear yourself?
You could perhaps put concealing human clothes over it, possibly painting parts that stick out a skin color.

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>>9954860
>>9954867
>The computer has awoken, he's a little unsteady in the sand.
"Where are we?"

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>>9954814
>Bewear is sent back, growling under his breath, before he runs forward and wraps his thick, furry bear arms around the squid, and squeezes with all his might.
>He then jumps off the battlements and into the courtyard, aiming to land on the squid.

0 Atk Bewear Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Malamar: 90-106 (31.9 - 37.5%) -- 89.9% chance to 3HKO

>>9954334
Shelldon, I'd like some backup!

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>>9954914
>>9954867
"I don't know! A psychic threw us here or something, we've got bigger problems though!"
>She points at the fight between bear and bird/man

>Throw Desmond and Hilbert at GGK

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>wanna rp acerola (or just any loli really)
>write post but unsure if shes taken

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>>9954934
>Silently acknowledge the bear, waiting in ambush

>roll to just die already

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>>9954955
(I used to roleplay her, but I dropped her recently because her group kinda got killed off by comfy. Feel free to pick her back up, I don't mind.)

>Throw Joe Schmoe and Sabi at GGK

>guy tries to play something
>LOL NO OUR CIRCLEJERK TOOK IT FIRST WHY DIDNT U CHECK THE HISTORY XD

>Throw Quincy at GGK

epic farting reddit

>>9954965
>one off
why do you taunt me like this.

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>>9955001
>Very fast weeb being thrown at incredible hihg speeds
>he flops into the sand outside the gate
>oh god a black cloak is not a good thing to wear in the desert

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>>9954974 (Me)
(Basically I just had her as a sassy, sadistic, 13 year old girl. You can go with that if you want to continue with what I had, or you can retcon mine into being a ditto or something, it's whatever.)
>>9954941
>Alright, how about we not throw literally every single character at GGK?
>Hilbert grabs Des and UB portals the fuck out of there.
>>9955031
>Grab this fuck while you're at it. Just drop him off in Castelia, I guess.

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>>9954974
(T-thanks, anon, anything i should know before hand?)

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>>9954860
>Up on the battlements, dude.
>She can see the fight, sure, but 77 is nowhere near her.

>>9954909
It's almost as if you want me to do terrible things to you.
I'm happy to oblige, of course.

>>9954934
That...is an interesting tactic.
>77: walk over to the edge of the battlement,take out the rifle and look down at the bear.
You know what to do Malamar, keep fighting!
Try to knock him off you!
>+1 0+ Atk Malamar Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Fluffy Bewear: 35-42 (12.5 - 15%) -- possible 7HKO

>>9955046
(that's actually a good idea! thanks again anon)

>>9955083
(Yeah, no problem. I'll update the rules pastebin with all of the taken canon characters/legendaries. I hope you have fun playing her)

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>jesus fuck
>Roll to teleport everyone in GGK to Sinnoh.

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>>9955063
>And so the shotgun and assault vest go flying, and land on the sand near the lake. Wow, how lewd.
>The now naked bear doesn't care, grappling the Malamar again, squeezing hard enough to break something.
>Good thing Malamar don't have bones.

0 Atk Bewear Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Malamar: 90-106 (31.9 - 37.5%) -- 89.9% chance to 3HKO

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>>9955118
>Vi and co are now in Sinnoh
"...what the fuck is happening today"

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>>9955046
>Oh shit now Quincy is in Castella
"...Where the fuck, what in the name of Arceus' wheel is going on!?"

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>>9955120
>Near the lake
>Shelldon sees his opportunity, leaping out of the water, and climbing onto the malamar from behind
>He opens his claws, and viciously snaps them shut on the malamar's head
>Shelldon used crunch
>Level 62, adaptability, life orb, +252 attack evs

>Roll to throw SF at GGK

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>>9955118
>Literally everyone or just the people who got thrown there?
>>9955145
"Fuck this shit. Wake me up when things ain't fuckin' weird."
>Mal grabs and smacks himself in the face with his Pokeball.

Riggity riggy ccuck cuck cuck!!

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>>9955145
"...I'm going back to bed."
>Click goes the ball.

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>>9955192
>>9955208
"...Well okay then, guess it's on me to figure out where the fuck we are"
>She's in the woods somewhere between towns in Sinnoh
>This could end poorly
>Rolling to find a route

>throw bat at GGk

>throws bones OUT of GGK

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>>9955242
(I mean I'm supposed to be playing my other characters and I'm probably going to get shitposted but might as well make everyone hate me too.)
>>9955063
>>9955120
>>9955162
WRRRRRRRRY

>>9955290
bite a bullet

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What should I do if a child is possessed and begins foaming at the mouth?

>>9955290
>hug a batte

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>>9955290
(Today is a bad day man, shitposts ahoy all around. It would be shit for me to speak for everyone else but... I don't hate you dude. You could uh... Always add me or jiji if you want someone to chat with?)
>>9955327
.... that sounds like a situation in which you may need a cleanse tag.

>Throws thread in the incinerator

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>>9955120
>Malamar is on 26% hp.
>77 watches the fight from above.
Alright, good job Malamar.
>77 throws a Great Ball at the bear.
>Rollin' for capture.

>>9955162
Oh shit, a Crawdaunt.
>Malamar is KO'd.
Fuck, this isn't good.
>77: hop on Skarms and swoop down.
>Out comes Hypno level 90.
Hypno, put that crab to sleep!
>Rolling with second number for Hypnosis.

>>9955290
>Bat pls, you're pretty great.
>You'd have to do something really shitty to make me hate you.
>Skarms screeches back at the bat.

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>Roll to eat all of SB's doritos

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>>9955063
Not really feeling like being back in a hospital alone, sorry.

>>9955262
>>9955242
>>9955191
(This is getting too silly imho)

>>9955290
(I certainly don't hate you, play the chars you want and like to play)

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>>9955443
>Shelldon is in the middle of tearing into the fainted malamar, when the hypnosis hits
>Lobster falls asleep, not sure for how long

>>9955290
(Play whomever you like. Plus you are less likely to be shiteposted if they don't know who you are.)

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>>9955443
>Bear smacks the ball away and throws the fainted Malamar at the Hypno
>0 Atk Bewear Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Hypno: 109-129 (38.9 - 46%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Fuckin' hell, WE NEED BACKUP!
>Yes, Bear shouted that, attempting to grab the attention of everyone else in the keep

>>9955555
Who?

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>>9955553
>Request accepted.
>33 joins the fight!
>Ferrothorn drops Spikes and Toxic spikes!

>>9955443
77, the fuck are you doing?

>>9955544
turn your trip off

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>>9955553
>>9955443
>Fro, yo: exist for the first time in like months
>Peek out of the front door of the main building
the fuck is goin on here.

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>>9955451
Ohnoyoufuckingdint
>Run for the doritos
>Roll to not trip

>>9955634
(Inb4 Bones samefags saving the GGK with Froman.)

>>9955553
>>9955619
(Sorry, I'm being kind of stupid today. 33 is backing up 77 not bear.)

>>9955659
(He wouldn't do that. So shut up.)

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>>9955553
>squawking can be heard from the inside
(I'll let the grunts decide if to show up, this may be too much of a clusterfuck)

>>9955687
(Except bones plays him so its up to him)

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>>9955457
What makes you think I'll let you get to a hospital?

>>9955521
>Brutal.
>77 returns the fainted squid.
>Throw a Great Ball at the lobster too.

>>9955553
No, don't be silly.
You need to go to sleep.
Hypno, same on the bear.

>>9955619
What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?
Grabbing us some more prizes.

>>9955634
Wait hold on, why the fuck are you here?

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>>9955401
So, I used the tag.. it worked! He stopped foaming, and then he collapsed and stopped moving. Thanks mister, you're a big help!

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>>9955729
... are you sure he's still alive?

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>>9955722
>22
>Caught effortlessly
>RIP shelldon

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>>9955722
>The thing about a bear: the body is stronk, but the mind is weak
>It only takes one swing of the pendulum for the bear to collapse, fast asleep.

>>9955634
>One can only hope that he somehow saves the keep.
>I meant to hook Teddy into a plot and get him potentially captured, not get the entirety of the Keep captured.

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>>9955634
Miror B? Why are you here?

>>9955722
Well, grab them, hurry up.

>>9955795
>33: Make sure no backup is coming.

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>>9955747
I am the ghost type member of the elite four, soooo, it doesn't really matter to me!, i'd be glad to have an extra spot on the team.

>It's another Kill plot before anything cool happens episode
i wanna die

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>>9955722
I live here, silly!~
The same question goes for you though.
What exactly do you think you're doing? Hm hm?~

>>9955834
Why am I here?
Why are you here?
Why is anything where it is?
Hehe~
seriously though i live here and you're kind of beating up my roomies.

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>>9955862
The real issue would be the legal ones. They may or may not consider it murder.
What kind of ghost was he possessed by?
>>9955885
(same, wanna get that wicked nutmeg?)

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>>9955782
>Not rip.
>Shadow lobster.
>Soon.

>>9955795
>Last attempt at capturing the bear with a Great Ball.

>>9955834
>77: grab the lobster's ball and the bear's, if he gets caught this time.

>>9955890
I'm doing my job.
The better question is why are you here and not back at base with everyone else?

>>9955885
(Blame Bones, he wants GGK to be the eternal comfyzone where nothing bad can ever happen ever ever)

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>>9955963
>The great ball fails, although the bear seems to be still asleep. Perhaps you should try something stronger.
>Rolling for awakefulness

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>>9955890
What I'm hearing here is that you're a traitor.
>Ferrothorn drops toxic spikes, Miror B is gonna have to cut around them or jump them if he wants to get to 33.

>>9955963
77, you need help?

>>9956003
>Toss Ultra Ball.
>Success on a 1 and 3 I guess? I'm not sure, I saw some other people doing that.
>Feel free to ignore that if you want.

>Throw Vi and Quincy at Aether Foundation

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>>9956032
>Nah, I was just waiting on an evens.
>Success, you caught a Bewear!

>A bewear who happens to be the head guard of Ceridwyn Keep. Which now has no head guard.
>And you're standing right in the middle of it.
>Fuck.

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>>9956053
>Fucking psychics
>Why would you do this
>weeb lands somewhere in the Aether Paradise

>>9955993
(Equilibrium- a state in which opposing forces or influences are balanced.
"the maintenance of social equilibrium"
synonyms: balance, symmetry, equipoise, parity, equality; stability
"the equilibrium of the non comfy and comfy.")

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>>9955993
>Fuck you, Bones is cool.

>>9956032
Nice work 33.
Clearly I couldn't have done this without you.
Seriously though thanks a lot. Think it's worth looking around for anything else or should we leave?

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>>9955963
Mmm. I see.
Because theeeese guys don't yell at me for my music, you dig?

>>9956032
Now now, traitor is such a harsh term.
and false.
But I can't exactly have you beating up my guys, you know?

>enter thread
>this level of shitposting
>maybe tomorrow i guess

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>>9956063
>33 grabs the ball.

>>9956136
Guess we should leave? Your call in the end, I guess.

>>9956152
I suggest fucking off before we snag all your pokemon and put a bullet in your brain.
>33 loads a bolt into his crossbow.
Now.

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>>9956183
(Alright, see ya tomorrow anon. Stay safe!)

>Good news: Devon sells Mawilite online
>Bad news: expensive as a motherfucking
>The full number of this post is the price

>>9956183
Enter my asshole anon
My body is yours to use

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>>9955923
It was a haunter, a very pathetic haunter, it was trying to possess the kid for some kinda vendetta, but don't worry! I heroically stopped him! In his tracks, and i've possibly saved someone's life!

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>>9956216
>landorus comes out of the sky
>tosses everyone in the keep across the world
>the cipher peons to johto
>Miror B to Kanto
>the crawdunt to hoenn
>everyone else to Sinnoh

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>>9956152
>Nice timing nerd.
Right, sure.
I think I know some people who'd like to have a little chat with you.
>77: load a tranquillizer round and aim his rifle at Miror B.
Are you going to come quietly or not?

>>9956216
I think we should take the traitor with us too, why not.

>>9956263
No.

>>9956234
>swooces in and faps

now i remember why i ditched this place
pff

>>9956322
Yeah this is worse than fucking /tlhg/

>>9956370
nope

>>9956382
yep

>>9956382
The pedos are more welcoming of new people than you.
How does that make you feel?

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>>9956251
... did you check for a pulse? At all?

>>9956370
(/tlhg/ can go die in a hole. Every. Last. One. Of those fecking pedos.)

>>9956370
nothing worse than /tlhg/

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>>9956370
ahahahahaha no

>>9956424
>>9956428
>>9956451
I love how none of you refute >>9956396

>>9956396
>>9956461
(Those are shiteposters. Not the actual people here.)

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>>9956216
Oh yeah let me just get outta here, never mind the poison spikes and the fact you're blocking the gate.
Also, threatening an admin? 33 I thought you were better than that.

>>9956287
>I try.
Boys, boys. It's rude to point, you know?~
Again with the "traitor" thing.
Nobody got the message about going dark?

>>9956412
Well, mister. I briefly considered doing that, but I didn't feel like touching a potential corpse, and if he was still alive, he doesn't deserve the honor of being touched by me.

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>>9956461
They welcomed me pretty alright. And I don't think "welcoming" is a good trait when you're referring to pedos.

>>9956490
And that makes a difference how? You still drive off several of your members every week.
>>9956514
It's one of their few positives.

>still replying to shitposters
This place is beyond saving.

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>>9956533
You misunderstand. Having pedophiles happily gathering new pedophiles or proto-pedos to convert is not a good thing.

>>9956551
Kaz, I'm already a cancer.

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>>9956287
Sure.
>>9956497
Alright, B. I always liked your music, even if we never worked together.
>The toxic spikes are cleared as 33 lights up a smoke and heads out through the gate.

>>9956569
You are moving the goalposts, the reason they're nicer doesn't matter, the point is that the pedos, the scum of the earth, are nicer and more welcoming than you people.

>>9956533
>Pedos.
>A positive.
(Pick one. Here's your (You.))
>>9956569
(Do I know you?)

>>9956615
Overall it's a negative, but they are, again, NICER, and MORE WELCOMING, than this shitty RP general.

>>9956631
>he's still defending the pedos

>>9956657
>Defending the pedos
No, I said the pedos are the scum of the earth, I am saying that YOU! YES YOU! ARE WORSE THAN THEM!

>>9956694
Say what?

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>>9956603
>you people
PAR isn't my home, lad. And your entire point here seems to be that kidfuckers who watch a children's cartoon are more approachable than a small cluster of autists with preestablished lore and shit.

>>9956615
No.

>>9956694
>trying this hard

>>9956715
>giving him a (you)

(Plz stop replying before the whiny faggot tries to start a raid. Please.)

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(Could you guys maybe stop responding? You're trying to convince a guy that his opinion is wrong. That'd be fine if he were actually open for discussing it, but that's not what's going on here.)
>>9956502
... so you have no idea if he's dead or not.

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>>9956497
Does going dark include helping at least 3 Pokemon escape the Lair before they could all be turned into shadows?
>77: lower the rifle slightly.

>>9956594
33 are you smoking?
Stop that.

>>9956711
(Some of us have hecked up medical problems as well. So our autism is nothing.)

>>9956706
>>9956711
This is my point right here.
You guys are literally doing worse than the pedos.

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There is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

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>Doritos: probably safe from isopods

>>9955722
Basic human decency? Just kidding, I know it's scarce.

(Could you all please stop replying to the obviously samefagging shitposter?)

>>9956797
Get out

>>9956797
Fuck off pedozilla

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cleanse

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>>9956594
Why, thank you!~
I'll let that death threat slide, just for you~

>>9956754
Alright, so I maaay have had a lapse in judgement for a short while.
Not like they were any good anyways~
I've got some new blood if that would bring everyone around, though.

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>>9956817
>>9956821
Not an argument.

>>9956896
Pedophilia is a mental illness, you cannot procreate with a prepubescent child, seek help.

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>>9956754
Let me finish this cigarette at least.

>>9956886
Really appreciated. Maybe I'll get you some new sound equipment on an off day.
Back to base?

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every reply is bad porn

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>>9956934
I'll throw something in too

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>>9956810
Sorry, I ran out of that a long time ago.
If I get any more I'll be sure to let you know.

>>9956886
I'm not entirely convinced.
That being said, if you come with us back to base there won't be anywhere to run.
You can explain exactly what happened to us when we get there, I'm sure.

>>9956918
>77: bap the cigarette out of 33's hand.
No.
No more.

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>>9957006
"...."
>An inquisitive chirping sound can be heard from the dinosaur, who cocks his head and bends down to sniff the cigarette. He eats it but a moment later.

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>>9956918
Oh goodie, I ran out of tapes and my equipment wasn't taking too well to moving around so much.
And listen to Sevens over here, smoking's no good for you.

>>9957006
What, you think I'm..
Lying?
>Faux gasp: happen.
Why, I'd never.
Would you like to see them?
I've got three on me right now, coincidentally~

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>>9956915
But in 2D and fiction, they can be pubescent because they're not real.

Just like how you guys can imagine yourself fucking Pokemon.

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>>9957006
Goddamn it 77-

>>9957035
Lucky, I swear to fucking god. Please don't eat those.

>>9957133
Great, we can stat a boyband. Miror B and the grunts.
Yeah, yeah, as if no one else here smokes.
>I assume they're heading back to base now?

>>9957138
Pokemon don't exist IRL