/sug/ - Steven Universe General
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pie?
>>9946811
reposting from last thread
if the imperium of man were to come across the gems, who would win? and how hard would said looser get BTFO?
Gems should stand out in the rain
>>9946752
>>9946802
What about the other wars? What about the Iron curtain and the post commie breakup? Did they fight in those wars?
>>9946858
we don't even know if russia exists in SU. did you not see the giant chunk missing?
>>9946848
the imperium has bigger and better everything
theyd get BTFO so hard it would be comical
now i wonder what would happen if chaos found them
>>9946845
*an angry little piece of shit
>>9946848
Daleks.
>>9946848
Imperium. Gems have proven to be incompetent except for the higher echelons and they seem to generally lack comparable firepower to the imperium.
The only thing interesting about Zuke's parteon is the old sketchbooks she could post.
>>9946858
they already replied to you on the last thread
Has anyone here ever made coffee with coconut milk?
>>9946868
daleks would get BTFO so hard it wouldnt even be funny
>>9946875
how would the diamonds react to getting completely dominated by organics?
>>9946808
You mean this thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFOK2BzZf_c
>>9946888
You obviously know nothing about Daleks then. Daleks would btfo out of the imperium to the point of nothing being left over.
>>9946882
Have you ever had jizz with orange fanta?
>>9946848
the irken
>>9946899
Yes! My god that is awful.
>>9946902
have you ever had lobster with white chocolate? I have. It was actually not bad. I had to neutralize the sweetness though
>Zuke is back in business
What are the chances of her doing something with BM?
>>9946901
you have obviously never played 40k
the daleks are weak shit compared to some of that
>>9946848
daleks=timelords>imperium>gems>irken>asari.
it's canon.
>>9946863
What about this part? It wasn't soviet controlled territory, but it was still a bunch of socialist shit. Let's not forget the ethnic genocide that happened here too.
>>9946848
Gems are bringed a corruption on earth. Later it spreads on entire galaxy and born chaos gods. But nobody know this only gems. Necrogems would join emperium of man to deal with it. They will act like dark angels. Seek and destroy corruption and do it silently shitting on other tasks btw
>>9946919
literally where?
>>9946925
your autism is hilarious. nobody cares
>>9946912
Have you ever had sex before? I'm guessing you have because you eat fake chocolate with fucking seafood.
>>9946915
You forgot the reality bomb.
And the time war, a few other things, etc.
Gems should
>>9946915
Kek. Daleks would wreak havoc on 40k.
*warps behind you*
Nothing personnal, clod.
>>9946947
chaos gods would fuck them up in ways you cant even imagine
Zuke is going to be taking commissions or have a Patreon
>>9946948
Spread aids, through cooking food with their sweat, blood and saliva to unsuspecting victims!
Why do most of you seem to hate Jasper?
Also, post lewd jasper
>>9946914
Ahh! Hell no!!
I know she drew lapidirt art recently
>>9946959
I like you clod oster
>>9946970
she is my queen anon, get with the times.
>>9946964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruQAxo4V4gY
>>9946949
and 40k would wreak havoc on them
you seem to forget the sheer sillyness of the game
>>9946975
>I know she drew lapidirt art recently
BM?
She doesn't do anything else
>>9946970
Nobody hates jasper personaly. Nobody just dont like shit.
>>9946848
orks vs gems who wins
>>9946960
Time Lords enforce the very laws of physics upon the unorganised chaos that was the beginning of the universe.
And the Daleks threatened to unravel and destroy that.
>>9946975
I think this was from two years ago, what are you talking about?
>>9946978
I like you too, fellow Jasperfan
>>9947006
thats exactly what the chaos god do
they fuck up space and time in horrible ways just for shits and giggles
>>9946993
No, Zuke.
>>9946942
I'm not going to get shit-talked by a nazi who doesn't know shit about my culinary prowess. Give me any one ingredient you want and I'll find a way to make it awsome in a way you never even considered
>>9947001
WAAAGGGHHHHHHHH
Many people feel dissatisfied of the dull and graying colors life is made up of. Many look to the worlds of fantasy and color to find a brighter picture. Many look to the arts, as a way to see a promising future. Very few look to the dull colors of life and try to put a brighter image on it, like that the grays are a cloud covering a warm sun, a warm world of color, hidden by dullness.
That's because the dullness, the grayness, more often then not, is the only color. The only people who can look at life and see a warm and colorful world, are the ones who try to look to the future, and see a bright and warm world ahead.
However how are we sure that the future will be better? How do we know it will have the colors we wish to see? For all we know, it is just as dull and grey, if not more.
And what can we do? All we have is hope.
A hope which hasn't proven itself reliable in the past.
What should you take away from this? Whatever you can interpret, after all, the reason we are here now is from our interpretations of life and morality. We are what we are through interpretation.
>>9946897
as I said the last time you asked, by being shattered in a hail of bolter fire
>>9946863
>>9946921
>>9946877
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_Federal_Republic_of_Yugoslavia
What about the 90s Yugoslavia breakup wars and genocides? Yugoslavia was a pretty mortal enemy to Russia (Stalin tried to assassinate Tito multiple times, but failing).
The breakup would have happened with or without Russia.
Do you think the crystal gems help?
btw sup /his/
>>9947026
Chaos cannot be erased. Its absolute. To erase chaos you need destroy all life forms.
>>9946970
I don't know who they are but I really dig Jasper.
>>9947001
Probably the Orks through sheer numbers. Though, if injectors are as thorough at killing life as Necrons the gems may have an advantage if they can draw out the fight that long.
The real question is, could Orks loot Gems?
>>9946848
Chin. He would kill them all. He can kill 1.2 billion red chinese communists without even breaking a sweat. You don't fuck with Chin.
>>9947032
How about dirt or semen? No seafood!
>>9947048
Leave fagit, no one cares. here's a (you) now leave!
>>9947032
chicken cartilage
In search of yellow pearlfags!
>>9947036
/r/ horde of perigobling charging with waaaaagggghhhh
>>9947052
you understand SU is a children's cartoon right?
I'm just posting this for the feet
>>9947058
That's part of Lord President Rassilon's original plan to win the time war actually.
>>9947081
Fuck, the hand of Omega can do that.
>>9947064
I like how this only has four columns. It really drives home the point.
>>9947078
I do but the deepest lore still fascinates me.
>>9947080
Blushmallet's avatar looks just like Aqueefmarine...
>>9947080
>Feet
>post deformed flippers
>>9947064
I don't see how this applies to me, my language was not verbose and the topic isn't on here.
>>9947066
Thank's let me return the favor.
>>9947070
Peri-Grot.
>>9947080
I thought BM said she wouldn't do porn of Aqua.
>>9947122
I kinda wanna ship Yellow Pearl/Yellow Zircon
>>9947122
Who the fuck want's to be the annoying one?
>>9947122
>I'm the innocent one
Sounds to me like you're the innocent one for thinking that Bloople is the innocent one.
>>9947069
I'm one but I'm high as fuck on gfsnajalkzsdsr right now. Sup?
>>9947112
And people paid for it
>>9947125
lel
>>9947116
alrighty then, pickled ginger. I've got way too much of the shit after an aborted pork recipe.
>>9947106
you have autism. I'm gonna ignore you from now
>>9947130
Smuggos are for huggos
>>9947137
BLOOPLE IS PURE
>>9947148
you have autism. I'm gonna ignore you from now
>>9947122
>>9947137
I'm not that innocent.
>>9947161
you are decent majority of the time.
G'night /sug/, I got banned from /co/ for posting pic related about a year or two ago. Worth it?
By coloring zukes art i just realised that she use the fucking same parts all the time.
>>9947181
Show?
>>9947174
the dick looks like it got crushed.
>>9947175
thanks!
>>9947143
Nice, what you high on? Weed? Shrooms? Also great taste, anon.
>>9947181
What do you mean?
>>9947180
No.
It's a shit pic, and there's a lot of other stuff the could get you more (you)s
How often do you think about the end of the world, /sug/?
Will you have lived a fulfilling life by then? What if it's tomorrow?
I sure haven't
>>9947195
you happen to be quite welcome.
>>9947069
blooplefag here
yearl is cool too
>>9947211
life has no meaning and i welcome the sweet embrace of death
>>9947161
Shy, submissive, obedient... sure. Pure? No. My Diamond has educated me too much to be innocent or pure.
>>9947211
I'm gonna end you're virginity's world tomorrow
>>9947211
1.Every day.
2.No.
3. Nothing i can do about it.
>>9947192
Bloople can be quite tight.
>>9947221
you are wrong
blooples love is pure
>>9947226
Stop eating weird shit.
>>9947222
O-oh
>peanut butter cookies with milk
things are ok right now
>>9947236
I love My Diamond and my love for her is pure. I do not love the rebel.
taking request. stuff with the original three preferably. SFW
>>9947242
I eat normal stuff.
Did you mean to send it to the cooking guy you were talking to?
i dont want to shave
should i grow a beard
>>9947215
What are you up to bloople poster?
>>9947256
how long will it last?
>>9947258
search your heart you know it be true
>>9947211
Well, the universe is going to end via energy decay so the only thing truly worth it is to basically enjoy life.
And who knows, if we live long enough as a species we might manage to even infiltrate alternate dimensions.
If the end of the world was to happen tomorrow I wouldn't be worried for myself, I would be worried for mankind as a whole.
>>9947262
Pearl in a cute dress.
>>9947280
nothing really
i try not to post too much, but sometimes i cant help myself
>>9947252
You'd very much enjoy that wouldn't you? Mhm, eat some pussy aye-non.
>>9947265
No, I'm guessing you eat weird shit alot. Pearl fags are the kinkiest and most peculiar.
>>9947262
Blue Pearl reading Blue Diamond a book.
>>9947262
Amethyst getting something to eat at 4 am
>>9947269
Probably not.
>>9947262
pearl and blue pearl cuddling
>>9947280
Which one of us?
>>9947292
If you think Fruit, vegetables, and lean meats are weird then sure.
>>9947305
thats what i thought too
welp, im off the bed
gooooooodnight /sug/
>>9947262
Cato Sicarious and Pearl banter, preferably swordfighting banter.
>>9947324
>not denying you're kinky and overtly sexual
Okay anon, tell me why you didn't disagree with that part?
>>9947226
I live near a military base so I'm fearful of a nuke being dropped on me. Mainly fearful of not being in the "instantly evaporated" range if it happens
>>9947292
d-don't make me blush anon
>turn gf into Pearl
>realize this isn't what I wanted
> make a tulpa of Pearl that I love more than my actual perl gf.
How do I break up with her without her killing me or herself
>>9947349
>How do I break up with her without her killing me or herself
the gf or the tulpa?
>>9947302
I'm sorry. It gets confusing/awkward when there are two of us.
>>9947211
Im an expert in fallout and already have big reserve of caps under my bed.
>>9947283
I know my heart and it belongs to My Diamond.
>>9947196
Tranquilizers. I have to type out one letter at a time otherwise it gets out garbled.
i am going to attempt to be a drawfag
i will steal the idea of sultan, and make shitty MS paint drawing, because i am an unoriginal retard. although they will most likely be even shittier
what are some requests
>>9947348
I love you anon, don't have sex ever, and stay pure!
>>9947384
Pearl swimming in a top hat full of tea
>>9947342
My mistake, i'm not that kinky or peculiar, i've seen some weird porn but am a vanilla.
>>9947348
I live near a military base right now too. but at least if i'm nuked i won't feel the pain of a slow death. You should be more scared of being JUST outside the radius and dying slowly of radiation.
>>9947373
soon(tm)
>>9947384
A gem of your choice diagnosed with jaspergers
>>9947357
The gf
nevermind, I'm not in the mood for drawing. maybe tomorrow. sorry
>>9947384
Bismuth and Blue Pearl haha
How's your night going /sug/?
>>9947412
Now you sound like a true artist.
>>9947397
We need a pearlfag discord. I volunteer.
>>9947146
that I can do.
pickled ginger injected duck breast with pineapple duckfat fried rice
Take the duck breast and with a sharp knife peel the skin off. Mince the skin and render in a pan until the skin is crispy, then remove the skin from the pan.
puree the pickled ginger with orange juice and a bit of salt, then strain the liquid. with a syringe, inject the duck breast with the pickled ginger brine.
Use some of the duck fat to sear the breast until medium rare. The rest is going to be used to sautee green onions, peas, red peppers and pineapple chunks along with the rice. It's seasoned with soy sauce and the skin is mixed back in
>>9947421
Boring but better than most days, killed the queen of that blasted colony.
>>9947391
I'm sorry, but those Pearls do not have P A R A L L E L S. Obviously saltwater is end game.
>>9947421
trying to will myself to draw some more
>>9947397
I think the other Blue Pearl went to sleep. I should probably do the same.
>>9947440
I wouldn't join. I couldn't talk to you all in real time... it's just too much.
>>9947421
I'm trying to convince myself to leave /sug/ and go to bed. But bed is cold and my blanket/chair are warm.
>>9947446
When did it get colored?
>>9947421
Coloring other arts but 2 lazy 2 draw something by myself
>>9947468
About a 2 days ago.
>>9947456
Lucky for you I am a guy!
>>9947388
and wa~la!
an attempt was made
>>9947442
sounds good except for the veggie/pineapple mix. All i'd likely taste out of that is the onion and pineapple. Have never been able to taste most veggies. especially peppers. Its like im eating spicy packing material.
I do however love duck so i'll likely just do this without the peas n peppers.
>>9947477
>>9947486
Piss is yellod you stopid pearl. You swimming in da chocolate
>>9947514
I think that is my cue to sleep.
>>9947450
You can do it anon!
>>9947525
don't worry no one will like it.
goodnight.
>>9947421
waiting for my sheets to dry so I can lay down
>>9947543
Dont drink before sleep
>ywn have someone send you little doodles just because they know it wil make you smile
>>9947392
yipee
>>9947421
Awake and wanting to do stuff
>>9947553
Why not? or do you mean alcohol?
>>9947562
shit i forgot his legs
>>9947467
Yeah, I'm about to go to sleep right now, actually.
Goodnight bloople posters and everyone else
>>9947556
what do you want doodled
>>9947585
The Pearl there is very cute
I wouldn't care. If they drew it just to make me smile I'd love it.
>>9947578
The Jaspergers took his legs
>>9947642
thank you anon
hey /sug/! how are all you anons doing tonight, i just got back from moving out of my uni
>>9947675
I touched myself all night long.
>>9947675
Whaddya mean tonight. It's morning and I just woke up.
>>9947664
your welcome
>>9947675
DYing of heat stroke in my bedroom
>>9947421
I'm going to work soon. It's 9am here
>>9947048
You can at least do the decency to get some more varied images you Negative Nancy.
>>9947675
Done for the semester or graduating?
I'm good, laying in bed watching YouTube videos
>>9947111
It's the fact they both lack noses isn't it?
>>9947682
nice my dude, im about to start myself
>>9947687
i live in socal anon, its about 1am
>>9947690
tell me about it, it was about 100 degrees today..
>>9947706
just done for the semester, finished up my second year
its 3:00 for me
time for beddy bye
>>9947698
I'm not that negative right now.
Sorry but i'm keeping that image.
gn
>>9947717
I remember the uni days. Glad that shit's over. Did you have a good year?
>>9947690
Thief! Gimme back my summer. Its still cold. I got chill at night under a blanket. But was 2 lazy 2 get up and take warm one.
>>9947729
don't wake up
>>9947731
honestly, this year was pretty boring overall.. kinda regretting not making a ton of friends at my college, but at this point im just happy to be back in my hometown with my old friends and family!
Go to fucking bed
>>9947729
Lol dat fucking hilarious
>>9947754
no.
When peri is sleeping she turns in a fluorite
>>9947795
Peri should die.
>>9947795
Peri should live.
>>9947262
Garnet baking square cookies on an angry Ruby of your choice's head.
>>9946848
Everyone in 40k is a Gary Stu.
They would wipe the floor with the Gems.
>>9946948
>Gloryholes.
Hot.
>>9947795
Peri should.... Exist? She was never truly "alive" or "dead" anyway.
>>9947795
i wanna cuddle with peri
I can't sleep.
>>9947876
I can't read.
Gems should know about humans
>>9946848
We have to consider a few things
>The 40k Imperium ( As in, the one from the year 40,999 ) fighting Homeworld from the 21st century
If that was the case, the Imperium would win
without a fight.
>21st Century Homeworld vs 21st Century Age of Terra era humanity
Homeworld would win without a fight, humans do not even have faster then light travel in this period.
>40k Imperium of Man vs 40k Homeworld
This is left in the air. Homeworld has some big questions they have to answer such as if they can stabilize their resource problems. Additionally, their inability to grow past their mold leads to a society that lacks innovation, potentially leading to a tech stagnation to the point that they wouldn't be able to catch up to the staggering levels of tech that the Imperium reaches.
I spent $90 on /toy/ junk the other day and the package unexpectedly came with an extra figure that usually goes for over fifty bucks.
The moral of the story is that impulse buying is a great idea that only leads to good things.
>>9947875
Me too Anon, me too.
At least my Peri dakimakura is a decent substitute.
What's /sug/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWRjoFHUSHo
I want an episode were paddy and Sapphire hang out and do some shopping together while Lars and Steven have to at along and carry all their stuff
>>9947993
I just want an episode in general.
anybody remember when cartoons had seasons that would air without taking unannounced months long hiatuses every three or so episodes?
>>9947986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4T2W91dGJc
>>9947991
shhshshshh
>>9946964
I'd rather slice my irises with used heroin needles.
I miss when Peridot was an engineer.
Gems should try some clothes
>>9948122
I miss when Peridot was something
>>9948122
some mins for entire 129 eps. Wow.
>>9948136
This.
>>9948138
>S1E36 to S3E04.
Peridot's main characteristic was science for a pretty long time.
Would you?
>>9948202
Scientist and engineer are different things. She always was a scout and support. Only one time she created something useful and it was a giant robot. Loved her geekness and antisocial behavior btw
>>9948217
Put some lemon on it and we have a deal
It's pretty late.
I'm going to sleep.
>>9948227
True but in cartoons it is usually more or less the same thing.
She helped design the drill as well.
>>9948278
have pleasant dreams!
What are great games on steam you can play with 1 hand?
>>9948320
What happens to their heart when one will sleeping and other is not?
>>9948348
they have two torsos so i imagine only one heart will slow down, if they even have one that is
>>9948316
>She helped design the drill as well.
You guys aren't giving her nearly enough credit. She also hooked up a satellite to a lawnmower to get wifi in the Skype short.
>>9948359
Gems don't have hearts
to get internet I mean*
>>9948394
Her wifi was sucks btw
>>9948359
I feel like Rutile has a lot of potential for cute and fun scenes that is never going to be used.
>>9948394
Oh yeah.
That short did a good job reminding me why I liked the barn gems.
Anyway.
It's late.
Goodnight /sug/!
>>9948423
It seemed to stabilize soon enough and again: She got herself wifi by connecting a satellite to a fucking landmower. That's impressive.
>>9947211
Can't wait for it, so the filth of this world hiding deep within humanity would finally reveal itself.
Zuke is taking commissions again? Do you think she'd draw Jasper shattering Peridot if I told her to
>>9947211
I'll die before the world ends. Not that there's any difference from my perspective except the assurance that people I care about aren't also dead yet.
I mostly lament that if I had been born in 200 years I would be nearly immortal.
>>9947059
kill yourself
>>9947069
kill yourself
>>9947180
kill yourself
>>9947195
kill yourself
>>9947196
kill yourself?
yes
>>9947358
kill yourself
>>9947584
kill yourself
>>9947795
>>9947950
kill yourself
>>9948237
kill yourself
I was bored. Shodows are suck btw. Fucken background it would take 2 many time 2 cut original hair so fuck it
>>9948791
at that point you could just redraw it, or even trace it if you're feeling absolutely lazy
>>9948790
>limon
fucking foreigners
>>9948799
I have 15 min rule
>>9947986
https://youtu.be/IzWsLaolyLw
>sudden jump in posts
>it's Indexer being a massive faggot
>>9948833
then suck it up and do it better
>>9948888
You dont understand the basics do you? There is q limits for 5-8 and 10-15 min ps. Not we created them not to us break the rules.
>>9948907
e-english pls
>>9948961
I mean fuck you
>>9948992
Oh, so you CAN speak english
I`am a chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY
ZUKE OPENED COMISSIONS, SOMEONE COMISSION A JASPIS DRAWING
>>9949135
She's not gonna do it. Only lapidot I bet
>>9949135
>Cunning plan
>lauren opens her commissions
>doing only lapidirt
>shows it to sugar as proof that community wants them back
>new barn mates arc
>>9949135
>JASPIS
This is the full version right Indexer?
>>9949159
NO. It takes years to develop episodes, that couldn't happen.
>>9949176
Zuke is already done them by herself. Every day when she comes home from work in tears she begin draw lapidirt all the time until fall asleep. Day after day. Thats why her eyes are red everytime.
>>9949168
can't tell, photos are different from digital media, much harder to tell at a glance
>>9949159
Rebecca don't give a shit about the communities wants though, we did just get a massive Lars arc over a Lapis/Peridot one
>>9949220
And thats great. Community is so cancerous with their ships
>>9946848
Saitama
>fell asleep with "In a Gadda da vida" playing on repeat.
O fug will i become a blonde serial killer now?
>>9949135
I think Zuke likes Cucksper Jaspis, I also think she's okay with Amedirt since she helped board Too Far
You would have to try harder to get her to draw something she hates, if you asked her to draw Rebecca Sugar wearing an 'uprooted and destroyed' T-Shirt it would probably work better
>>9949220
I LOVE REBECCA. Lars is 10/10 better than lapidot
>>9949297
What if I asked Zuke to draw Pearl kissing a human (male)?
>>9949203
She paints herself green, and finds her best blonde wig. She's still looking for her Lapis...
>>9949346
That is not argument. Everything would be better than lapidirt
>>9949356
oh okay
The time has come
>>9949355
She would reject it.
Although isn't she a man now?
>>9949356
This is worse than gore video spam
It was costly but now i have it.
>>9949382
ehhhhh not really.
>>9949384
Now you have shit
>>9949380
What if I paid her money?
>>9949384
Why would you buy this? It's like bad fanfiction with samefaces everywhere.
>>9949396
I still don't think she would do it.
She's all about "queer representation".
>>9949384
nice job wasting money retard
>>9949400
What if I paid for her surgeries?
>>9949405
Too late. Her titties are already gone.
Dont go on tumblr
>>9949413
They fit perfectly on peris ass
>>9949419
Kill yourself
>>9949374
Is that really you?!
>>9949384
what is this
>>9949413
what about her bendis?
>>9949419
Who would have thought that Peridot and Lapis would become the most popular ship in SU.
>>9949480
me literally with their first interaction
>>9949480
Me. I would have.
>>9949480
They became ship not because they are good. Fans have nothing to do cuz their characters were throw away.
>>9949480
Who would have thought that autists would self insert into an autistic memey comedy relief character like peridot
>>9949516
I'm talking about before she became a meme. Those two didn't interact yet.
Is it just me or does it feel like Peridot is shrinking every season?
>>9949570
Your penis is shrinking
*Pearl pulls out a fucking glock*
You can go:
-North
-West
-East
-South.
Pearl is to the north
What do you do?
>>9949570
Who
>>9949585
I will bow my panties and my dick will lead the way
>>9949585
embrace my death with open arms
>>9949585
go east
>>9949600
meme dorito
>>9949585
Move into a dark place :3
>>9949585
run up to her and grab her hand and put the barrel of the glock to my head and beg her to pull the trigger
Why the fuck do disabled people get so many privileges? My fucking tax dollars for towards your shitty parking spaces and ObamaCare.
I'm really sorry that you were born with gammy legs, but why should I have to pay for you, or give up my space for you?
>>9949656
You run off to the north to confront her. You get on your knees, take the gun and beg her to murder you.
She looks at you bedazzled but also angry and asks "why?"? Why exactly. Why would a man willingly let himself get executed?
>>9949668
i tell her to stop thinking and to hurry up and kill me already
>>9949384
Unlike the other fags here being rude, I'll politely ask you if you'd like to share it here with us.
I've been looking around everywhere to find these comics online, but it's incredibly hard ever since Dan Dashly disappeared...
>>9949659
You cont paying to them directly its goverment creating new work places for service staff and other shit. Tecnicaly you paing fora larger range of jobs and not a falling standard of living.and risks ofc
>>9949675
He was a LARGE fan of su. This is a BIG loss.
>>9949688
Steven has not aged well
>>9949675
what is it
>>9949674
You beg some more and she gives a bit of a pause, after which she freezes up and finally pulls the trigger.
.
.
.
.
The safety is on. Pearl has no idea that even existed. What do you do?
>>9949698
i unclick the safety for her and tell her to continue
>>9949585
get ye flask
>>9949688
For (You)
But for real it kinda is because he scanned comics for /co/ (and I think /mlp/ too) for a long time. Now nobody seems to be generously doing that anymore.
>>9949703
While you're taking your sweet time examining the pistol and googling on how to disable its' safety, Pearl starts thinking out loud.
"Why would ANYBODY ever want to get shot?!" after uttering the sentence she turns her head towards you with bewilderment.
Remember: you can still get out of this alive.
>>9949709
You can't get ye flask
>>9949740
i give up and ask her to use her spear instead, and i have no desire to get out of this alive
>>9949746
She is disgusted by you, your reckless disregard for life and tells you to go away and leave her alone.
You travel back to your moms house and go down into your basement. Your walls are filled with candid images of Pearl, upscaled to a point beyond recognition.
>>9949779
i go back and tell her "is this what rose wanted? a useless pearl who can't even finish off a pathetic organic lifeform? she would be ashamed, you should be ashamed"
>>9949801
kill yourself
>>9949791
One of her eyes start twitching
"H-How DARE YOU", slowly getting her spear out, but then she remembers Rose's rule that all life is valuable, and that they must protect it at all costs.
She simply turns around and walks away
Defeated, again, you go to your musky old basement.
Along the way you spot Steven going home. He appears to be alone.
Your current inventory:
A lock of Pearls hair
Pearls scent
The gun from before.
>>9949825
i call steven a fat cuck and i walk off of a cliff
>>9949831
Steven heard you, followed you and has trapped you in a bubble before you hit the rocks.
He brings you back up, helps you out, asks if you're OK and asks you what a "fat cuck" is.
>>9949857
i tell him i'm perfectly fine and i tell him its a compliment from my home country
>>9949861
"hahah" he laughs. But he's still a bit worried about you. He asks you to go get some fry bits with him, and maybe even stay for dinner.
"Wait, what country are you from again?"
>>9949879
i agree and answer with "uh, estonia"
/sug/ is dead and we killed it.
>>9949916
I asked what the comic is and still no answer
onion is yellow diamond
>>9949950
Thought you were baiting but alright since this thread is dead anyway. SU has an official comicbook series. Nobody so far has uploaded the latest 2 issues.
There's your answer.
>>9949885
After getting some fry bits, you both head home to have dinner over at STEVEN'S. You're both fat fucks btw.
Amethyst opens the door "Hey Steven! Who's your friend over there?"
"Oh, just our new foreigner friend that almost had a little accident near the cliffs"
"Well, if he's your friend then he's our friend too, am I right guys?"
You look inside and see Garnett, Amethyst and Pearl (with her back turned, thus not being able to see who the new friend is.
Garrett is sitting at the dinner table, while pearl is preparing an odd looking meal. You, Steven and Amethyst take a seat while Pearl is preparing food.
Despite there being 5 people, there's only 4 plates.
Pearl:"Well everyone, dinner's re-"
Pearl, finally able to see who the new friend is, has a bit of a breakdown and excuses herself.
"Ehm,)Steven? Could you come over here for a second?" Pearl asks Steven.
You can clearly see Pearl giving a stern talk to Steven. None of the other gems really know what's going on.
>>9949994
i withdraw my pistol and ask steven to look over here, then i shoot myself in front of everyone
>>9949994
>You're both fat fucks btw.
How does Anon know what I look like
>>9950026
>mammi
>sauna
thats finland, not estonia
>>9950046
estonia is finlands bastard child
>>9950046
Literally the same shit but with more suicides
>>9949982
It's okay. Not the first time my question was ignored this thread.
>>9949950
Nobody has dat comic here. I just trolled. Found dat screencap while browsing images on twitter.
Its an "official" comic, the 4th one out now from a particular series. And when I say official, it's done by fans but published by CN
>>9950102
Lets ignore each other together
>>9950010
-this is where I jump the shark-
Steven and Pearl come back to the living room/kitchen.
Steven has a confused look on his face while Pearl has a stern and serious facial expression.
Pearl clears her throat
"He-"
As she starts relaying the first word, you jump out of your chair, cheap Estonian vodka in one hand and the glock from earlier in his other hand.
"MAMMI VITTU PERKELE" you say. To everybody in the room it sounded like random words, which essentially it was.
You clock the glock and as you start aiming it at yourself Garnett tackles you. The pistol falls down and
...does nothing?
Upon further inspection, that stolen gun you bought off of AlphaBay might not have been such a good idea.
This is where you'd expect to be kicked out, except...
it never happens?
Pearl is furious, but Steven and the others genuinely seem concerned.
About you.
Take a minute to process that.
There are actual sentient creatures that give enough of a shit about you that they recognize your attention seeking and your desperateness that they're willing to help!
They want to give you something your parents never did. They want to give you love and attention. They want to be your friend. They care.
Epilogue: But you don't want THEIR attention or love. You want PEARL'S attention and love! You would do ANYTHING to get it! You don't care about anybody else, and you have managed to make her hate you more than she hated Greg, in a span of a few hours.
You go home, lying to their faces, promising them you'll get better.
That night as you go home, you stop near a hardware store and buy some heavy duty rope.
See you, space cowboy.
(this was the shitty cop-out feelgood ending. I'll make a proper one once this thread is over.)
>>9950228
what a way to go
>>9950228
>feel-good ending
>MC kills himself
uuuu
>>9950242
Don't worry, I'll edit the ending completely once I get my $5 on patreon and I get a confirmation mail from patreon that $10 has been deposited, and after i have successfully validated that the $45 is indeed in my personal bank account
>>9950228
>this starts playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx7ykE6myo0
>>9950274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHLMtRaXJa0 bit depressing, don't you think? This one suits the occasion better.
heres japper
>>9950294
It's european time cuckboi
does anybody have any finnish gems?
>>9950294
we've always been here, you just haven't noticed
ayy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHEKafMBEuA
>>9950319
yeah, basically used your first linked image as reference, just recently started drawing. not good enough to start a drawing from scratch
Dear Finns. Why must you always here for alcohol? Please do not keep causing such a ruckus and get into fights with our people. This isn't your land.
t. Eesti
>>9950340
>finno-russian rape babies
lol
Honestly even if the comics are shit i would like them to be story timed.
There´s no way the next issues are as bad as the first two.
>>9950353
All scanned issues are shit. Only those 2 last are good but they are only on paper
>>9950363
and /sug/ scared away the only one who scanned them. for shame.
fridge
>>9950315
peridot because she's autistic
>>9950370
Maybe his fat fingers are 2 fat and he cant use scanner properly anymore.
>>9950370
how does /sug/ scare someone away?
>>9950384
She is like clownpiece makes everybody nearby 2 act autistic
>>9946919
Irkens>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gems
>>9950390
Seriously, how? I want you people to scare me away.
>>9950413
boo
>>9950413
Somobody posted pic with your mom in bikini
>>9950450
I'm all for storytiming custom content. Like that turn based text based RPG up there
>>9950498
And all of it be full os tumblr shit about shipping
>>9950290
She's cute
Jasperdemptionseason6 is less than a season away
sup sug
Its me cosplaying jasper
>>9950539
damn, new waifu
>>9950539
>green
>autistic
>ugly
Looks more like your shit waifu memedotfag phoneposter
>>9950556
Im 2 poor for memedot cosplay thats why my waifu is jasperd
>>9950576
Implying yu can even look as good as the SUPREME gem herself even if you had the money
>>9950576
If u 2 poor than u need to stop jerking off ur peen to shitty meme frogs and go get job and education
big bad gems
>>9950528
I'm ready
>>9950608
I could pay someone that he will pretending like he is me
>akin is starting to yellow
>piss is darker than usual.
>high BP 24/7
>hips and waist developing nicely.
It's happening!!!
>>9950388
My ex had that problem. UNF.
>>9950640
this is good
>>9950705
are you pregnant
>>9950705
dumbass
Are there any streaming sites that can work on a toaster or should I just kill myself now?
Good morning sug
>>9950733
>we'll never get YD rewarding her zircon
kill me
>>9950733
Hello!
whats under the hood anyways
>>9950724
why
>>9950773
god damn I love Jascon
>>9950782
are you in kidney failure or getting jaundice?
you people are so shit
>>9950728
End it all
>>9950802
I knew it, there's no other option.
>>9950766
>ywn earn the big shirt
>>9950799
go to sleep angry britbong
>>9950782
what are you gonna do once you hit your gw? keep on drugging on and dying or dropping it? because i can assure you with a low chance of error that you wont be able to maintain without drugs if thats how you lost.
>>9949585
Can I join in?
>>9950790
I'm drinking yellow paint. It's making me lose weight but also paints my skin and almost all bodily fluids (even the eyes) yellow
>>9950828
anon just get tapeworms
>>9950819
It's too late. The author made a cop-out ending and ran off with the thousands of patreon dollars.
>>9950828
Why do you want to be yellow, is this the power level of a Yellow Diamondfag
>>9950832
But I want to be yellow. Fuck applying makeup desu senpai
fridge
>>9950844
Typical.
>>9950847
>is this the power level of the most powerful diamond in existence
duh
>>9950864
ilu fridgefag
>>9950828
Oh youth youth. At your age i had same hobby
>>9950878
How did this happen.
>>9950892
colloidal silver
>>9950901
can I give colloidal silver to a cute girl?
>>9950901
where can i get this
>>9950918
Maybe. You can also give this to a cute girl to turn her yellow.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2,4-Dinitrophenol#Uses
>>9950918
Why do you want to turn her grey-blue?
>>9950918
Why do you want a Tau chick, Anon?
>>9950949
at least i could die looking like my waifu
>>9950964
This
>>9950964
Only if your waifu is a pile of shit.
home cooked soap
>>9950984
no you're not my waifu, anon
>>9951003
Leave
thread
now
>>9950943
>>9950954
I think ever since I first saw the Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger music video I had a thing for blue women
That's why all blue gems are best gems for me
>>9951039
excellent taste, anon
>>9951053
is something wrong, doodley?
>>9949419
Despite the subject, I do like how this is animated. I suspect it is rotoscoped.
>>9951058
Kill yourself
>>9951053
oh oh
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/161919236934/possible-patreon-commissions
>>9951304
she's really struggling with that ppg 2016 wage
>>9951304
Thanks paddy
why has god abandoned us
>>9951370
shit nigga thats kinda cute
>>9951304
puke confirmed loser neet that has to resort to asking her autistic fags on tumblr for money and a place to live
>>9951381
>three fingered hands
>downey topaz
>zircon's dislocated shoulder
>topaz sideburns
it's shit
>>9951276
Dawww I'm okay with this development
Im still ignoring all of you
>>9950766
>>9951402
Then it's kinda cute shit, faggot. I'm not telling you you have to like it.
pay attention to me
>>9951393
>Check the source
>Nothing found
Does anyone have a different source?
>>9946848
Very clearly the Imperium, almost all of Homeworld's weaponry is directed towards other gems, (Those scanning robots, Gem destabilizers, et cetera) And what few weapons they have that work against more than just gems, are short ranged, meanwhile, the Imperium of Man have plenty of long ranged weapons, including laser weaponry, and ballistic weaponry, and considering all you need to do in order to destroy a gem for good is to shatter the gem, a bullet, or a las-rifle shot would utterly decimate them. You wouldn't even have to shoot the gem directly. Just shoot them, then when they retreat into their gem, stomp the gem. And since we've hardly seen any gems wear armor, except for Jasper, with her helmet weapon thing, almost every shot from a weapon would be powerful enough to make the target retreat to their gem.
Tl;dr, the Imperium, for very obvious reasons.
How hard would they get BTFO'd? Honestly, it'd be like if you sent first graders to fight ISIS with shit taped to sticks.
I know I'm late, but what ever.
>yd will never squeeze u
life is meaningless
>>9951558
I have one of his evil twin brother but be careful http://mikanwater.tumblr.com/archive
>>9951573
Wanna piss inside of her
>>9951567
The Gems do have some advantages over the Imperium of Man. FTL travel that doesn't require The Warp, time manipulation, and stasis weaponry.
A single Aquamarine stopped a 5 gem fusion and a group of humans in under a second. While I believe the Imperium of Man would definitely win (because 40K is ridiculous in power levels), it wouldn't be quite as easy as you make it seem.
>>9951612
Even our generation would easily kill gems while poof them with single gunshot then shatter the core gem. Their advantage is only space travels teleporters and orbital strikes from outer space that we cant predict
>>9951589
Looks like Pearl turned Heretek.
>ywn have a sexy archeotech machine spirit to "study"
Is it weird that I imagine all the OCs in /sug/ as knowing each other and/or working together?
>>9951705
that's adorable
>>9951705
Not really.
>>9951612
I doubt there are enough Auqamarines to freeze an entire group of people, KEEP IN MIND, the stasis beam only works on one person at a time, unless they're linked together (fusion), so snipers could take out Aquamarines while hoards of Imperial Guardsmen charge to weaken the masses.
You've got a point about FTL, but once the Tech Priests take a look at that, it'll be replicated time and time again until their toaster fucking selves bluescreen.
>>9951749
Uh... that beam froze all the humans except Lars, because he was off in the ship.
>>9951757
Oh, I was thinking of something else then.
In that case; they were infront of the beam, this can be solved simply by not being in front of a giant, hard to miss ship. And using Anti-Air (Which The Imperium of Man has) to take out the ship from a distance.
(Unless I'm retarded and suck dicks and am still confusing one thing for another)
>>9951705
Nah, that's cute shit
>>9951780
All right, here's a screenshot. Aquamarine's wand has all of them. Yikes.
>>9951824
I am, indeed, retarded, and I do infact suck cocks, disregard. Point about Anti-Air and snipers still stands however.
>>9951838
Snipers would absolutely fuck Aqua up, that's true. I don't get why SU doesn't feature more competent humans.
>>9947841
Is there any more gloryhole art of gems that you know of?
>>9951860
Why are you calling it gloryhole? What is so glorious about holes?
>>9949659
Anon, that's kind of what society's for? You pay into the country's government and the government is supposed to provide the highest quality of living it can for its citizens. That includes citizens with particular limitations.
If there were more accommodation for disabilities in the workplace and city planning, maybe we wouldn't need to give as many privileges to the disabled (depending on the disability), because it would be reasonable that they could live like anyone else. (Ex: make more places wheelchair accessible, teach sign language widely, etc) We don't, so it's either give them privileges to make up for it, or let them die.
Basically the alternative to you and everyone else paying into taxes that help the disabled (among many other things that YOU benefit from) is being fucking cavemen
>>9950228
Hey guys. I'm back to finish the story, as promised. The next round of choices will follow very soon®™
I'm working on it as soon as I cum
>>9951904
>finish
Perkele
>>9951903
I mean why are you calling this glorious. Is that because of low life standards in your country?
>>9947080
But the feet are the worst part of that picture.
Everything else is decent though.
>>9951928
Glory is just in the name anon
>>9951920
>Estonians can't make their own insults up.
>so they steal Finn ones
Also saunas
>>9951928
Glory > "I just got sucked off by someone in a dark bathroom who might or might not be a woman"
>>9951988
That's why you cut it in the women's bathroom so you don't get the gay dudes in there
>>9951904
My dick seems to be broken ATM, so bear with me.
>>9951996
>implying that will stop them.
>>9951985
>owch dang that smarts why did amethyst tell me to do this
I had a really cool dream about a new SU episode where we got to meet Pink and White Diamond. I wake up and realize that we're still in hiatus.
>>9951844
guns not allowed, right? With the exception of that shotgun, but I think firing guns still isn't cool in childrens cartoons.
>>9952027
Hey, want an IRL Lapis?
>>9952043
True, but you'd think that there would be some sort of authority figure trying to handle shit. It's always weirded me out that the only person with any sort of political power was made into a joke, and then there was nothing else in the way of government, seemingly.
page 11
>>9952074
wtf you're right.
>>9952063
Where's the President? FBI? CIA? Bane?
>>9952074
hiatus
>>9952063
sure