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>>9940795
marry the jiji

>>9940813
wanna

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>>9940772
>oh shit someone's making a real character
>meanwhile the rest of Quincy's team lays untouched since Zem got picked up and then dropped
"...There's no one petting you, and I have no idea how you got here from Mt. Pyre when this is Johto"

>Quincy dexscans the creature and is rather glad to find out it's actually a pokemon
>he then goes online
>>9940795
I feel like people shouldn't choose their starter, their starter should choose them, Zem kinda just dropped onto my dad's head when he first showed up, but then he decided to stick with me instead.
And then Oathkeeper just possessed a cosplay piece out of nowhere and then the rest is history, though the rest of my team also kind of picked me instead of the other way around.

But enough of my past, my present is very confusing, a shuppet that looks like a creature from one of my favorite games just appeared in my house from Mt. Pyre.

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>>9940776
"Ah well I swim by kicking my legs to kinda paddle around but you'd probably do better by swimming like a human. Lean your upper body forward and reach out with both arms directly in front of you then with a sweeping motion bring both arms back to your sides while kicking your legs up and down and repeat."

>>9940880
THERE WAS A HUMAN PETTING ME IM SERIOUS!
QUIT POSTIN WHILE IM TALKING TO YOU!!
-shadow heartless shuppet

>>9940813
gonna

>>9940903
>pet

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>>9940880
(I mean...I wouldn't mind playing him more. It's just sorta awkward to play him like before. Maybe I need to have him do his own things on the side?)

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>>9940880
>a shuppet that looks like a creature from one of my favorite games just appeared in my house from Mt. Pyre.
...I'm glad I'm not you.
Take it home.

>>9940880
(what is quincys team)

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>>9940795
Three flowers in bloom,
Soft in the cool evening light,
But not without flaw.

I believe so, yes. The Starter program is flawed, alarmingly so.
I myself was one, I saw things that pain me still, bad breeding practice.

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>>9940938
>BITE

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>>9940903
"I can post and talk at the same time, and I'm done now anyways. So, again, no one is petting you, you're in my house dude, I'm the only human here"

>>9940937
(I honestly thought you had dropped him and was about to ask if anyone else wanted to pick him up, either way is fine with me)

>>9941000
(Dragonite (M), Arcanine (F), Dugtrio (M), Weavile (F), Quagsire (M), and the Doublade)

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>>9940918
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
>>9941059
ITS RIGHT THERE
ITS RIGHT FUCKIN THERE

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>>9941029
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
>Fuck off into the ether.

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>>9940883
>Foxtrot attempts to swim, whille he's able to do it for a few seconds, he just kinda freaks out and begins flailing horribly.

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>>9941059
(Yeah, I'll see what I can do with him.)
(Perhaps give him his own side goal alongside the legendary statue thing?)

>>9941086
this is fine
>pet the angry shadow

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>>9941086
"...There's literally no one there, dude, I'm looking right at you"
>very confused weeb noises

>>9941112
(That's up to you dude, but you're also the king of playing passive, so I'm gonna be brutally honest and say I don't expect much, sorry man)

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>>9941118
>Roll to curse anon to have shitty wrists for the rest of their life.
>>9941137
Never fuckin' mind.
Can I go home?

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>wandering around
>spinning the new spinner

>>9941151
>boop
alright ill leave you alone now
have fun with the dweeb

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>>9941103
>Sylvie's ribbons snake out and coil around Foxtrot's waist and chest in an attempt to stabilize the phox
"Here I've got you everything's alright. I'll keep a hold of you until you get used to the motions okay?"
>>9941200
Where'd you get another one of those?

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>>9941151
"I don't think I can just send you home dude, that's a flight to Hoenn, or a teleport, either way while there's nothing keeping you here, going home is kinda... difficult right now"

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>>9941202
>Roll to curse anon with lower back problems.

>>9941265
Alright, just gonna fuckin' claim a seat and chill.
>Do that thing.

>>9941226
>Give spinner

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>>9941340
"Alright, you got a name?"
>Quincy looks over the plans that are currently laid out on the table for his Arceus-City thing
>He scribbles a small note on the edge of one of the papers, and from the banette's angle the word "magic" is the only one really visible

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>>9941137
(Well...thanks for being honest, instead of hiding your feelings.)
(I'll...think of something. Hopefully.)

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>Finishing report
>"On the dances of the Dustox"

>>9940795
Bug catchers everywhere can not be wrong, many Bug types make for perfect starters.

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>>9941226
>The phox stabilizes himself,
"Okay."
>He attempts to swim once more, t-thanks for your help."

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>>9941792
>She smiles while still holding on to the phox
"It's no problem at all, I'm happy to help you learn."

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>>9941453
(I hope you actually be active with the character man, I really do)
>Architect must have gotten delayed somehow
>continue going through the blueprints and adding notes and details anyways

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>Frankie: come out of Busy RPer Purgatory
>>9942068
>>9941792
"You two okay?"
>Secretly hope not to have to swim in this uniform

>>9942068
>Foxtrot begins to wade more comfortably now in Sylvie's ribbon grip, and stops flailing awkwardly like a dying fish.

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>>9942391
"Oh hey Frankie, yeah everything's cool I'm just helping him learn to swim."
>>9942415
"Hey now you're getting the hang of it."

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>>9942542
"Yeah!, I think i've got it!"
>He flails his arms up in victory.

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Why is it so hard to make friends?

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>>9942929
>She releases her ribbons so Foxtrot is floating freely
"Alright let's see how you do without me helping."

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>>9943060
... um. It's never felt very hard to me but ...
Maybe it's just um... The people you're talking to...?

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>>9943093
That's the thing, no one talks to me.

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>>9943139
Well... That's not true! You're talking to me right now!
But uh... Maybe you should start talking to people?

>>9943139
Just wait 'til halloween then you'll be the talk of the town.

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>>9943287
But none of the other pokemon talk to me after I tried to help my friend.
>>9943322
When's that?

>>9943360
october 31st

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>>9943360
... what'd you do to help your friend...?

>>9943085
>Foxtrot seems to have some sort of grip on the art of swimming, as he's able to mvoe around, albeit at a slow pace.

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>>9943371
Oh!
How far is that?

>>9943491
Ummm some Rockruff were being mean to him and I told them that I'd tear their limbs off and leave them for the Grubbin to feed on?
I dunno why everyone is scared of me now.

>>9943560
4.5 months away

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>>9943494
>Sylvie watches him for a minute or two and after being satisfied in his ability she decides to float around on her back

>>9943560
...Maybe because you threatened to kill people?

OFF YOURSELVES

>>9943646
I really want to

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>>9943560
... um.
Most people are scared of possibly dying! They um... They probably think that if they mess up or make you mad or anything you'll actually do it!

>>9943713
responding to shitposts begets more shitposts

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>>9943568
That's far.

>>9943605
Don't humans do that to people that are being mean to them?

>>9943733
...But I will? I don't wanna lie, that's bad.

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>>9943560
ha I make people want to kill themselves by existing

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>>9943587
>Foxtrot decides to imitate her!..only to fail horribly, flailing and then reverting back to his original swimming position.

/par/ if i made out with my female (male) pokemon is that gay?

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>>9943982
>Sylvie giggles at the phox's attempt
"You gotta relax if you wanna float like this."

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>>9943982
>Frankie sees the flailing and does the lifeguard thing, diving into the water!
>This was a poor idea in full uniform.
>>9944040
"I'm really glad these duds wash easy right now. Heh."
>Frankie tries to relax and float.

>>9944038
nah (yeah)

>>9943713
please do

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>>9943761
And that's why they're scared! They don't wanna die! Maybe um... Try to work on being less scary!
Like... stop threatening people and stuff!

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>>9944038
Here's a better question
Are they game for it
And are you game for it
If so who cares

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>>9944137
...Like lie?
I can't lie, I'm not any good at that! Lying makes people not want to be friends with you!!

>>9944172
fuck off let the thread die

>>9944072
>Foxtrot laughs at the man's "attempt" to save his life.
>>9944072
"How do you float in that suit?"

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>>9944172
Um... Maybe work on anger issues? Being really scary and maybe killing people makes them not want to be your friends either!

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>>9944172
Like, threatening people kinda does the same thing, bro.
I've threatened dudes before, but like, I didn't plan on being friends after.
Anyway, where 'chu at, dude?

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>>9944171
This.

>>9944172
Not lying, just sell yourself as someone not threatening and willing to be friends.

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>>9944072
"Yeah Frankie how are you floating with your suit all wet?"

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I have been out like a light, guys
Anyone online?

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>>9944278
I'm not angry though, I was just trying to make sure he didn't hurt my friend and that's how I felt!!

>>9944280
I don't think I get it...
Um, the Megamart.

>>9944322
I'll try?

You can kill one (1) poster here, who?

>>9944397
ray

>>9944397
Turts

>>9944397
Sniffs

>>9944397
zorro

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>>9944274
>>9944356
"I'm going to have to dive for my boots later."
>He pulls off the tunic and throws it onto dry-ish land.
"That, and most of the under-outfit doesn't retain much water. The tunic's the worst as far as that goes."

>>9944397
sniffs

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>>9944397
Emrys

>Quincy continues to slave over his modifications to the Arceus-City blueprints, adding little details to the statue that couldn't be done in the stone of the past but are now possible with modern materials.

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>>9944397
Myself

>>9944360
Yeah.
How are you doing?

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>>9944371
Dang. I'm out in Hau'Oli. Kind of a long trip to hang out, like, on short notice. Next time I'm off Melemele, 'chu wanna hang out?
>>9944322
"Yo, bro."
>Snug nerd.

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>>9944278
>Poke.
"Hey, boss, how good are you with a bass?"

>>9944360
i am unfortunately

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>>9944430
>Zem is lounged nearby, tail wagging lazily
So, how are you gonna bring people to this? Let them come on their own, or persuade them to visit?

is there a reason why you continue to flood the board with 7+ generals a day instead of just fucking off to a discord channel or something

>>9944531
hg is a few blocks down my dude

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>>9944371
I um... I'm trying to say that like... Other Pokemon are probably scared! Not just the ones you threatened! Because like... they'd hear about it to!
So um... Maybe talk to them and explain it?
I don't know, I'm really bad at advice!
>>9944476
"Um... Like... Like the guitar?"

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>>9944457
Sure!! I'd offer to come down there but you're probably going to make up an excuse.

>>9944595
Okay! But... If they're still mean do I follow through?
I don't wanna be a liar or bluffer or whatever by not following through...

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>>9944488
"Well, I was hoping news of huge construction would help draw people in, but if they're all said and done and nothing happens I'm gonna just start traveling and telling people about it. I think the more important question is government, I don't know of Sinjoh would count as it's own region legally, I don't even know if founding new regions is possible, or if we'd be tied in with Johto"

>>9944531
(We have one live thread and one threat that falls off the board at bump limit, max, never more than two at a time and never more than one active, so where did you get 7+ generals a day?)

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>>9944595
"Exactly! I was thinkin' it'd be a fun side project to do some music. I can program the drums and stuff! Figured I'd offer bass to you."

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>>9944640
No excuses, bro. If 'chu really wanna trek all the way to the Hau'Oli outskirts, like, I'm down to hang out whenever 'chu're in the neighborhood."

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>>9944640
Um... That would probably get you in trouble so... Maybe use a different threat like... Just say you'll hurt them?
I don't know I've um... Never had to threaten anyone...
>>9944678
"But I don't know how to play guitar, Rotom!"
>Sun pauses, drumming his fingers along his chin
"Are you gonna teach me?"

>>9944701
>wanting to be anywhere near a murderdemon
ray plz you have a husbando

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>>9944487
Go to sleep Anon, it's... another lonely friday night spent online.
>>9944447
Marginally sadder than usual, but not noticably so.

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>>9944729
Hey, you've lived a long time right?
Have you ever looked into the legality of founding your own region?

>ITT: responding to shitposters
what the fuck is wrong with you guys

>>9944765
because
just tell them ooc to quit it

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>>9944360
I am for now.

>>9944371
Try with Ghost type enthusiasts first.

>>9944457
>One arm hugs are go
>At least until arm brace is off
"Heyyyyyyy"
"Got any plans fir the night?"

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>>9944655
Well, nobody owns or regulates it.
I suppose we could just claim it as our own land?
I think that would be pretty cool.

>>9944729
Well, hope you feel better.
Done anything interesting recently?

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>>9944743
I'm only 96, it's not THAT old.
I never really cared to, the days just fly by too fast for me to get anything done.

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>>9944701
Now?
>Rolling for how fast it can Shadow Sneak there with last number.

>>9944720
Ooooh, I'll try, thanks!!

>>9944780
Okay!

>>9944806
"I don't really want to be king, I want to build these, and then let someone else run them, I'm not fit to lead"
>He continues to post on his dex and write notes in the blueprint while he talks

>>9944824
Oh, I thought you and Latias were centuries old at least, guess I'm wrong about that.

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>>9944848
>DRINK

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>>9944780
"Maybe hanging out with some dudes, if that's cool with 'chu."
>>9944837
Works for me, bro.
See 'chu soon?

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>>9944813
Some old lady at the marketplace was scared by my screeching and they asked me to leave so I have like a hundred candles just sitting around because I got kicked out of my booth.
Latias is always out with friends so I have the garden to myself to read.

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>>9944720
>Rotom attempts to pretend he knows how to play guitar.
"Yeah, yeah, gimme a sec."
>Zip off to find the guitar he bought.
>Ding!
>Rotom drops a Gibson Double Neck Guitar into Sun's lap.
"You, uhh... Put your hands like this?"
>Rotom attempts to demonstrate with his fin things.

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>>9944837
Good luck!
>>9944911
"Um.... Okay!"
>It should be quite obvious to most people that Rotom doesn't know how to play guitar, but Sun trusts his robotic companion, placing one hand on each neck.
"This feels kinda awkward..."

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>>9944848
I'm 164 years old.
Spent most of that running and hiding, so...not much social experience from it.
It's easy to slip into patterns, and never realize how damaging they are to you.

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>>9944848
Well, someone has to lead at first.
You don't have to do it forever, just until someone shows up that's fit for the job.

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>>9944865
>Your friend Mimikyu has arrived!
"Hello?"

>>9944954
Thank you!!

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>>9944865
"Nice, count me in"

>>9944892
Why did you screech in the first place? Or is it just a normal thing for you?

>>9944892
Well, that's unfortunate, but at least it didn't go worse.
What's in the garden, if I may ask?

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>>9944961
>running and hiding
Because you don't want to just stay in the dmn garden, you always want to go out and explore and constantly disguise as Bianca and people start to notice.

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>>9944954
"See? You're a natural."
>Rotom points to random strings as he names them off.
"Lesee, you got your A, and then your B, your C, D and... E... Try the A first?"

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>>9944990
"Yo, what up, dude?"
"Good to see 'chu got here okay. Can we get 'chu a drink, maybe a malasada?"
>>9944991
"Real bro hours."

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>>9944984
"And what if that someone doesn't come forward because I'm already in charge?"

>>9944961
So I'm told, I don't know of any bad habits I've got, but I think that's kind of the nature of bad habits.

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>>9945025
( ITT: I use the wrong faceclaim. Fug. )

Who here is most likely to be jewish?

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>>9945028
That's why you make it very clear that it's an open and temporary position.

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>>9944996
It's a real chill place but it's called the secret garden for a reason.

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>>9945025
>>9945035
(F.)
"Sure! A malasada would be nice. Are you gonna have one? You're kinda fat."
"Maybe you should save some for your friend?"

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>>9945017
I believe you might be mistaking me for the other Latias?

>>9945028
You usually don't notice them most of the time until others point them out.

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>>9944990
>>9945088
>Nerd status: slightly startled
"I just got the notice you were coming, welcome"
"I'm fine, thanks"

>>9945025
"Yeah, missed having visitors"

>>9945035
(Classic Ray)

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>>9945088
"I got a typical Alola-chu build, we just tend thick, bro."
"I cooked up plenty, I'll get three."
>Zap mouse zips off, and comes back with some Sitrus-filled malasadas.
"'Chu chill at the old Megamart, huh? 'Chu ever prank dudes, like, exploring the place?"
>>9945136
"Yo. Malasada hours."

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>The phox wades out of the water, climbing up the stairs.
"I'm gonna go dry off, it was a nice swim, bye!"

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>>9945136
"Hey! You aren't gonna have any? Do you eat anything?"

>>9945162
>Mimikyu snatches a malasada and pulls it under the rag.
"Yeah! Sometimes I lock them in the back room until they cry and say they aren't coming back!"

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>>9945119
I don't know...
I just need to read or something or maybe go terrorize that old lady with my piercing screeches.

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>>9945021
"Alright..."
>The guitar is shifted so that it rests against his leg, Sun placing a finger on the third string.
"Is this right...?"

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>>9945313
"Spitting image of a real guitarist if I do say so myself. Let 'er rip, big boy."

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>>9945191
>Sylvie waves goodbye to the phox
"Yeah it was, if you ever wanna do something else together just say something okay?"

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>>9945162
>obtained 1x Malasada
>Fuck yeah, Sitrus
"Never getting tired of these"

>>9945204
"I mostly sustain myself on coffee and alcohol, but can't really say no to the bro's cooking"
"That does sound kinda mean, to be honest"

>>9945305
Actual books or words on a screen?

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>>9945204
"Daaaaang. That's a little on the harsh side, like, do that to the dickish Trial-goers, bro. 'Chu ever toss boxes over dude's heads and trip 'em up? I heard a dude I knew once, like, got tat done and he, like, tripped up into the bathroom stalls."
>>9945376
"I grew up with these and I'm not tired of 'em, bro."

>>9945073
>Raises hand

>>9945454
You should die desu

>>9945454
>Loads pistol.
What >>9945464
Said.

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>>9945376
"You should eat more, if I wanted to I could claw right through your ribs like paper!!"
"Ummm, is that bad?"

>>9945448
"Ooh! Yeah that's fun. Oh! Oh!! One time there was a human that we kept trying to scare off but he wouldn't go sooooo I pushed the-the-the... The shelves over on him. Some other humans had to drag him out, it was so funny."
"Except everyone said I went too far after that..."
>Is that a bad?
>Mimikyu watches the two for their response.

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>>9945509
"Uh, if the other dudes had to drag him out, like, 'chu probably went a little too far."
"He, like, survived that, right?"
>Ray: try to remember if Acerola's trial had a body count anytime in the last few years.

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>>9945448
>Trying not to apply the bellyrubs in front of a guest
"I know, right?"

>>9945509
>Eating much faster
"That's a... way to put it. Yeah"
"Sorry to be blunt here, but you can kill someone that way"

>>9945376
Real books

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>>9945569
"Uhhhh, I didn't pay attention!! I'm not sure."

>>9945619
"I mean yeah? I wouldn't do it to you unless you were, like... Mean!!"

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>>9945344
".... Rotom? Um... How am I supposed to strum it if um... If both of my hands are up here?"
>He waves one of the hands on the neck, frowning at the guitar

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>>9945076
"That won't really help dude, and even so, that's kinda a long ways off, first we have to build these things"
>Scribbles of notes continue
>Despite all the note-taking, his blueprints are very well organized

>>9945119
I guess so.

Does anyone know how to found a region? Just like, since I'm gonna be building 20 fukkin towns in Sinjoh.

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>>9945642
"'Chu might wanna stick to the hella light magazine racks for that, dude. Humans are cool, but, like, they just don't bounce back as fast from stuff as us. My BF kinda got, like, maimed once."
"Then again, like, I can't really judge. Glass houses, stones, 'chu know."
>Ray looks a little sobered as he nibbles the malasada.
>>9945619
"Yeah. Good thing about being a spych, I can work around the whole, like, thumbs thing with TK, mostly."

>>9945642
Hmmm... well I do need to empty my balls. Might as well dump my load in your pussy. But first...
>While she laps at his cock he grabs her by the head and shoves the whole thing down her throat. His nuts slapping against her chin as he bottoms out and holds her head down.
My dick needs a nice cleaning and your throat seemed perfect for it general. A nice cocksleeve to hold down.
>He held her down, his entire shaft clogging up her throat. Pulsing with blood.
I want to see your face covered in your tears and make up.

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>>9945642
"Define 'mean'"
"The target needs to be real mean to be pranked like that"

>>9945723
>Fiddling with the arm brace, in the left arm
"The thumbs is what I end missing the most these days Jirachi wakes up and starts pranking everyone with tranformations"

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>>9945723
"Oooohhh... Okay! I'll be more careful if I can? Um it was fun being with you, I'll visit again later!!"
>>9945857
"Like... Annoying?"
>Shadow Sneak away.
>I have no real clue what to do and how to RP here so rip, see ya.

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>>9945372
"Cya!"
>Foxtrot waves goodbye back, but stops for a second to look back at Sylvie, then continues walkan

>>9945872
>ignoring me
fine, bitch.

>>9945889
(You aren't them. Shut up.)

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>>9945872
"Peace out, bro, see 'chu later."
>>9945857
"Yeah, man. It's weird, but like, I don't miss 'em that much. I'm basically, like, 100% cool with this now."

>>9945902
>responding to shitposting
it just keeps happening

>>9945902
>>9945746

>>9945902
get fuck out of my cuck ASSS.... xd

>>9945937
>>9945942
(I'm half asleep and I wasn't reading the entire response. Sorry desu.)

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>>9945872
"Guess you do need to tone down a bit the pranks"
"Come back soon!"
(You'll get used to it, you're doing good)

>>9945920
"Must be because I only got the cool psych powers once and even then it was awkward"
"Maybe you were just meant to be like this"
>Guests are out, apply the bellyrubs

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Daily report, cells are coming along well, haven't thrown up at all today.
Anything interesting going on out of this shithole lab?

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>>9946037
No, not really. At least not on my end. I might see if Tobias is down to challenge another gym, I'm not sure yet.

>>9946037
I haven't been here in a while but I've managed to study the effects of Munnas dream gas, and several different drugs (as well as some psychic manipulation thrown in)

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>>9946037
Well, I'm working on reaching space.
Currently assembling the required materials.

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>>9946069
Have fun with that.

>>9946084
I take it your research is going well?

>>9946107
Hello, Latias. Good luck with that, I hope it goes well.
>Rolling for a thing for A9, hope for evens.

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>>9945697
We don't need a king at first, just a caretaker.
So, how are we building them, anyways?
>Zem looks over the blueprints from Quincy's shoulder
Probably going to be really expensive.

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>>9946037
>>9946133
Finally restarted doing field research a few days ago, getting paid to observe bugs is bloody great.

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>>9946198
Same, senpai.
Hmu if you need bug tips, m'dude.

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>>9946179
"Yeah, but we've got funding, remember all those ruins? They're filled with gold and other precious artifacts we can sell, and since the Sinjonians planned to build these anyways... the money is going where it should have gone in the first place"

>>9946217
>toss at sun

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>>9946198
>Flaps around, dancing midair
>Still throwing out dust clouds, unintentionally

>>9946247
>They're filled with gold and other precious artifacts we can sell
>selling their artifacts to their god
>respectful in any way at all
Holy shit I hope Arceus himself or fuckin Fug smites your ass.

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>>9946249
... why do you guys like throwing things at me so much...?

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>>9946266
>You got a Guzma.
"Yo, does this happen a lot?"

>>9946263
(He's selling them to get funding to build statues of the god, which is what the Sinjonians originally planned to do, collect taxes to build these things)

>>9946286
collect taxes =/= sell off our priceless artifacts to our god, families, other shit

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>>9946247
Are you sure that's a good idea?
It sorta feels wrong!
What if that gold and stuff was never intended to go to the statues in the first place?

>>9946133
Mostly there were a few bumps when looking for the results I've been working for
But I have it mostly down to what I've been looking for

>>9946263
>>9946298
(This basically, it takes some logical leaps and bounds to say that's okay in any way.)

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>>9946283
"Um... Yeah! Normally it's me that gets thrown though! Like um... Last time I got thrown at some Kalos guy, and the time before that I got thrown at Rayquaza, and there was a different time where I got thrown at Black...."
>Sun awkwardly scoots over on the couch
"Uh... welcome to Unova?"

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>>9946217
If you have any recommendations of Hoennese Bug types to observe, I'm listening.
Get some reports in, get them approved, then propose a few game changing observation methods.

>>9946257
>Cough
>Equip surgical mask, mooched from the closest Pokecenter
"Hey, how's life?"

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>>9946298
(they weren't valuable back then dude, they were just plates and shit, they're valuable now because they're old, also, see the IC post below)

>>9946311
"It was in the scrolls how exactly they planned to build these things, they were gonna collect steep taxes for a few years to build them, for the nations defense at the time, and the currency of the time was gold coin, like the stuff we found when we got the Azure Flute, so it's really valuable today. I'll start by searching for the government buildings and taking the actual collected taxes they left behind, and then I guess go through homes and collect the gold."
>He shrugs
"If it really bugs you, we can like, ask Arceus himself about it, I'm sure he'd be fine with it?"

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>>9946362
Great!
Flying is so much fun!
>Do a few midair loops
There's so much I can do now!
Cross the sea, explore the stars...

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>>9946337
"Right. ...Well it ain't a party if Uncle Guz doesn't show up."
>He hops off the couch, rummaging through the fridge.
"The fuck is with all the grape soda?"
>>9946362
The Nincada and Surskit family are still pretty understudied. Try those out.

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>>9946402
>smites

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>>9946402
I guess the coins aren't an issue, then!
The idea of selling off family artifacts seems sorta disrespectful, though.

>>9946498
Shoo shoo ditto

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>>9946498
Hey, kiddo, could you not? Ditto impersonators are shit.
>>9946402
Look, go replace the offering on that statue and any important family stuff like teddy bears and I'll look the other way, alright kid?

>>9946552
Hey Arceus can you make Fug permanently mega for like 4 days?

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>>9946427
>Oh god not the grape soda.
"Uh... I um... Really like grape? It's um... They're um.... Kinda salty though."
>He trips over his words, trying to think of a way to explain himself that doesn't make him seem like a perv.
"A-and they went flat, so I don't think you'll like them!"

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>>9946427
>Roll to kidnap

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>>9946528
"Those are a last resort, the cities are full of angry ghosts and I'd really rather not piss them off by taking their stuff, but the gold is well... less of an offense to the dead I guess? If they're in like, an offering pan to Arceus or a frozen fountain I'm not gonna touch them, but the government of the time should have vaults of gold right? We'll just need to look for those first"
>Quincy is probably wrong on this
>But before he can even start collecting funds an architect needs to get over here and look these plans over

>>9946552
>Oh shit hi actual Arceus
>Quincy takes a knee as God himself appears, slipping into respectful priest mode instantly
"Yes my lord, I will retrieve every gold coin from Mort, and return the scrolls as well now that I am finished translating them, those are all I have taken, save the flute I already returned to you"
>New PRIORITY objective get: restore the offering!

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>>9946423
"And dance even better. I have scientific proof of that"

>>9946427
"Surskit it is then, their evolution is something I'm still perplexed by"

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>>9946595
"Alright, who the hell drinks flat soda anyway? Goli?"
>Guzma hands one to his Golisopod.
>Rolling for if it sniffs the "soda"

>>9946599
"Don't fuckin' touch me or I'll shove a golf club up your goddamn ass."

>>9946618
Protection, yo. Being in the air > Being on the ground. Basically.

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>>9946552
>Wave casually

>>9946610
Well...that sounds reasonable.
If the are in vaults, though, I wonder how sturdy they are...

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>>9946663
>Roll to sting.
>UB portal outie.

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>>9946618
Yeah!
>Dance wildly, kicking up more clouds of toxic dust
I'm gonna win every contest, and dance among the stars!

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>>9946663
"Um... I do! I don't like to waste so-"
>>9946599
>>9946694
>Sun panics, backpedaling at breakneck speeds
>Odds and he falls off the couch

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>>9946694
"Fuckin' stupid jellyfish things, piece of shit."

>>9946728
"Woah. champ? You alright over there?"
>Guzma grabs a cup and fills it with water, walking over and offering it to Sun.
"Lay off the soda, champ. Does that thing come around a lot or something?"

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>>9946663
"Doesn't help much against the local birds buuuuut it is worth testing that theory"

>>9946722
>Consider buying an actual gas mask
"I'm free this weekend, how hyped are you for contests?"

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>>9946784
"... no, it's only been here once."
>He accepts the cup, looking away awkwardly and taking a sip, an excuse for the champ to be silent more than anything.

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>>9946907
Yeah but now you get that extra speed boost. Have fun, man.

>>9946920
>Squint.
"Fuckin'... You can talk to me, Sun."
>Guzma drops the guise for a moment, flopping down on the couch.
"I run a gang of druggies, depressed people and ex-cons and all of them are workin' to be better people. Talkin' with people is how ya get help."
>Guzma gives sun a jab in the neck.
"Your purple neck ring isn't exactly the most subtle thing, kid."
>Guzma leans back, breaking his train of thought.
"If you don't wanna tell me I'll quit bugging you. But you gotta tell someone or that shit'll make you into dinner."

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>>9946907
More than hyped!
>More excited air loops
I'm gonna win!

>>9947051
Surskits are already fast on water, yeah I'm definitely researching them now.
Thanks mate.

>>9947084
"Get some rest then, can't be tiring yourself out a night before the contest"

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>>9947051
"...."
>A few minutes are spent with Sun just staring at the cup, fiddling with the edges and trying to calm himself.
"... it really was only here once. I um... "
>A pause, Sun returning to fiddling with the cup for a few seconds
"I guess I'm a... Um... Ideal rape target? Or something because um.. That's... Four attempts and uh... Two successful ones? I um... I try not to think about it too much it's.... It's..."
>His ramblings are cut short by a severe crack in the voice, and he stops, trying to collect himself before he breaks down.

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>>9947201
(fuc)

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>>9947205
"Fuckin' hell. This is why you tell people, so shit don't happen twice. Look, I'll couch up here and chill with you, fuckin' might as well since I got dragged here."
>Guzma cuts himself off, opening his arms.
"You down for a hug, kid?"

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>>9947320
"But last time..."
>He lets the sentence trail off, hesitating and going in for the hug instead.

okay PAR scratch that kissing thing, if i FUCK my pokemon, is it gay?

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>>9946682
"Probably not too hard to open them? But we've got bigger issues, we need to find Mort and ask him about getting the gold back tomorrow, for tonight though, you get some sleep, I'm gonna stay up a little longer and work on this stuff"
>He also dexposts

>>9947415
...Assuming it's male on male or female on female? Yes, that's pretty obvious.

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>>9947409
"There won't be a last time, yo."
>Guzma hugs the Sunkid, rubbing his back.
"You feeling any better?"

>>9947415
Joke's on you man, everything's gay. Anything and everything you do is gay. I don't make the rules.

>>9947409
(remember the time sun got raped by a nihilego, that was a good time desu)

>>9947428
It was a male Glaceon. He kept baiting me by swinging his delicious boi tail at me.
>>9947444
FUCK

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>>9947460
You're gay now c'mere and finish the job you started

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>>9947460
You might just be bisexual, do you still like girls?
Whatever orientation, it doesn't really matter, as long as you enjoy it and it's consensual.

>>9947483
O-ofcourse, I LOVE WOMEN.
>>9947482
I'm only finishing because you asked. Otherwise, this is RAPE.

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>>9947509
Yeah whatever nancy boy now get over here and make a real woman (male) out of me

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>>9947448
(anon plz i just referenced it)
>>9947444
>Trips, Guz gives the best hugs
>Sun sniffles a bit, calming down after a good ten seconds
"Yeah... I'll be okay. Um... What're you gonna tell Annie when she gets back?"

>>9947535
Sh-sheesh, since you're so willing to rape me.
>stick dick in

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>>9947460
Get used to it, man. This is the future you chose.

>>9947545
>I mean he basically helps everyone in Skull so he gotta give some good hugs.
>Guzma shrugs, loosening up on the kid.
"Fuckiiiiiin... Community service. You being the community, me giving the service. The service being my venerated fuckin' hugs."

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>>9947582
>The Glaceon yelps in pain as he goes in dry
Arceus fucking mew have you not heard of lube?

>>9947654
I'M SORRY. I-I FORGOT, IT'LL BE OVER IN A SECOND, THRUST ME.
>stick dick in further

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>>9947600
>The champ giggles, hugging tighter for a moment before letting go
"Um... The rock that was bingeing movies with me kinda had to leave but... You can watch them with me instead if you want!"

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>>9947725
>Guzma lets go, flopping back onto the couch.
"I'm game as long as there ain't any fffffffffuckin' golfing involved."

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>>9947680
Hell you better last more than a second I swear and geeze are you still not all the way in?
>He thrusts back and lets out a low moan as he hilts himself
Now that's better.

>>9947773
F-fuck, it's n-not gay! It's not gay!
>reassure self, it's totally NOT gay as i moan, reaching out to touch the Glaceon's butt while giving it a lick on the cheek

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>>9947861
>He looked back at the trainer with a smirk
Sure tell yourself whatever you want if it makes you feel better.
Now are you gonna have me do all the work or are you start movin'?

>>9947953
>gonna start movin'
(fuk proof reading)

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>>9947770
"... um. Nope, those aren't the kinda movies I like! How about um... Starship Troopers!"

>>9947953
>grind up against the Glaceon's nice ice boi butt, grabbing it with your arms and feeling it up as i jab my sword into it's icy core in a triple attack
Aaa-aaaah, it's not gay! You don't even have BALLS!

>>9947988
>you don't even have balls
>an eeveelution that isn't Vaporeon lacking testicles
...So spaying and neutering Pokemon is a thing, huh?

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>>9947988
>The Glaceon bites his lip at the haphazard thrusting in an attempt to hold in a moan
What do you mean I have no balls, just where have you been looking? Next you'll tell me I don't have a dick, speaking of which he's come out to play~

>>9948004
I Neutered THEM to stop THEM from GIVING ME AN ERECTION, also keeping your TESTICLES OUT in public, is something only I, THE MASTER can do.

>>9948055
You keep your balls out in public? Wonder how long until you get arrested for public indecency.

>>9948050
GOD DAMMIT, THE OPERATION WAS A F-FAILUREEE. >Plunge the sword into Glaceon's stone, rolling for moan.
>>9948079
Not in public, only when my pokemon are around.

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>>9948104
>The trainer's dick hits his prostate just right and elicits a loud moan and a large drip of precum from the ice type
What operation are you talking about? I don't remember anything like that...
Whatever - quit playing with my ass and grab my dick instead, he needs some attention.

>>9948186
>start jerking off the glaceon at an incredibly high speed
WHY ARE YOU SO SASSY AND CUTE YOU FUCKING FAG, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SUBMISSIVE AND BEGGING, WHO'S THE RAPIST HERE?..Hnnngg~...

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>>9948229
>He tenses up from the sudden and quick stroking
Hah- are you trying to start a fire or something?

>>9948305
A fire in your fucking boy pussy! >he unleashes his ultimate load all over the glaceon prematurely, like the dissapointment he is.
Y-you fucking FAAAAAAG.

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>>9948342
Aw what the fuck dude I was so close too. Oh well I guess we'll have to finish this another way
>He turns around and tackles the spent human before placing his dipping cock in front of their face
Get to it then. And no whining, you brought this on yourself.

>>9948398
Fiine.
>he begins sucking on the glaceon's peen, while also jerking it intensively
>muffled
You'd better repay me for this afterward!

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>>9948419
Repay you? You're lucky I didn't turn your dick into a popsicle.
>He said in between pants
Ooohhh f-fuck
>The ice dog shuddered and thrust his dick further in the human's mouth before coating his throat with icy cum

>>9948469
>ripping himself off of glaceon's icy cock, he pants, and with the icy semen still lodged in his throat he kisses the Glaceon
Seriously, fuck you. I'm GAY NOW BECAUSE OF YOU.

What the fuck did I walk into.

>>9948545
Some fuck fucking his neutered Glaceon and leaving the camera running.

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>>9948544
Damn right you are and you better prepare yourself because next time you're gonna be the bitch.

>>9948573
We'll see about that.
>pat glaceon on the head
you're still a faggot.

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>>9948600
Yeah you too buddy

goo

>>9949044
gooooooojirachiisgonnaquitooooooooo

bumparooni

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Remember to always accept a free virus scan when offered.

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>>9949893
You again.
Identify yourself and tell me who you work for.

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>>9949893
Do i need a virus scan?

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>>9950041
Really? Are we really going to do this?
>annoyed quack

Current Designation: 386Q
Unit Owner: [Redacted]
Group Owner: [Redacted]
Model: Porygon ***TRIAL MODEL --- NOT FOR COMMERCIAL USE***
Manuf. Date: January 8, 1996
Available Storage Space: 89/200gb
Available Input: DB-25, DE-9, RJ-14, RJ-45
Remaining Fucks to Give: 255+1

Happy?

>>9950061
Yes. Beep boop, you're gonna Overheat. Maybe Flamethrower.

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>>9950123
>Digital squinting
No, in fact I am not satisfied with that.
More information required, specifically unit and group owners.

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>>9950183
>somewhere across the vastness of cyberspace, you can hear a duck slamming it's head down on a virtual desk it cobbled out of Wingdings just for the sole intent of slamming it's head down in an overly dramatic fashion

Do you really care? I am, by my estimate, the 12th porygon to be sent by a anonymous third party to, oh boy, shocking, steal some kind of information. How original. Truly the most creative use of my existence. It's not like that's been done a dozen times before.

Can we move along already? I've been out of my crate a whole two days and I'm already sick of it out here.

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>>9950225
...This unit apologises.
As you can likely guess, I am in a similar situation.
I will refrain from trying to get further information from you.

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>>9950266
I couldn't tell you anything else anyway. The user group is literally just [Redacted]. As in, the group is just named [Redacted]. Nothing is being hidden, someone just straight up typed [Redacted] in for the name.

I guess that's supposed to be clever? Doing a Ulysses and the Cyclopes thing or something? Couldn't actually say. Or care.

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>>9950292
Clearly they thought it was clever, despite the opposite being true.
At least my owners put that information in, although I have been programmed specifically so that I am not able to tell anyone without administrator privileges.

So effectively the exact same situation as you.

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>>9950372
Fantastic. This is truly a efficacious day.

Alright, quick questions. One, what year is it, two why is everything in hexadecimal, and three I've been down for a long time, so Is there any place I can put my magnetic tape strip in?

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>>9950424
The year is 2017, I am not sure exactly why everything is in hexadecimal and perhaps, where are you right now?
I may be able to pass you off as one of our own Porygons, as I manage all of our Mk1 Porygon units.

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>>9950494
...2017? That's not possible. Everyone knows the Y2K is going to destroy all digital existence in the year 2000. Be serious. What is it really? Like 1998? '99?

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>>9950509
What?
I am not lying to you, you have been inactive for over 20 years.
...Either that or my clock system has been horribly misconfigured.

Perhaps it would be best to ask a non Porygon entity, just to make sure.

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>>9950541
There's no way it's possible. That would mean I slept through the end of the world. Next you'll tell me I've been made root administrator of a group of patriotic defense AI.

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>>9950572
Maybe you have?
All I know is that my internal clock says the year is 2017, so either the year 2000 did not destroy all digital existence or I am mistaken.
I cannot imagine any other likely explanations.

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>>9950627
>>9950572
My clock indicates-
>Click
C'est 2017. Encore une année avec cet idiot-
>Click
What you need, fancyboy, is a boot up your-
>Click
Will you two keep the bickering to yourselves?
Sorry about that. They don't get along-
>Angry shouting and a flurry of clicks
Well.

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>>9950627
...Crap.

CompUServe is still up right? I had a lot of money invested in that.

>>9950690
...Did someone come at you with a magnet?

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>>9950690
It is good to know my clock is up to date, at least.

>>9950713
...Hopefully you will not miss that money.

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>>9950780
...
>quack
I'm going to go run rkhunter and then find a directory to hide in for a few days. Have a good one.

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>>9950713
We ain't defective, you darn-
>Click
We are an experimental-
>Click
Supérieur!
>Click
...model. The goal of our design was to
>Click
Avoir plusieurs esprits dans un seul corps, tous pensant ensemble, augmentant le pouvoir de traitement. Bien sûr-
>Click
Unfortunately, what they didn't take into consideration is that-
>Click
Some people are just too darn stuck up-
>Click
Je ne suis pas coincé, votre cochon incivilisé. Vous possédez simplement l'intelligence d'un bloc de bois, et c'est pourquoi nous avons échoué -
>Click
...Is that multiple minds may not necessarily get along well.

>>9950780
It's always important to keep your systems maintained. Especially with 3x the wear, as in my case.

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>>9950896
I am sorry, feel free to contact me if you wish to have someone to talk to.

>>9950908
Correct.
Luckily I do not also have to deal with that, it seems like it would be exhausting.

>The shiny Porygon-Z is just a walking DID joke
ow

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>>9951005
>Angry shouting and clicking
It is very exhausting.
But at times, we do manage to meet our design goal.

Dogars

>>9951273
(Either ignore it or ask Sniffs to change it I guess? Sorry, famuel. I'd ask him for you but I'd probably word it in a cunty way and make him leave.)

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>>9951318
borf

>>9951319
(Should I throw it away, then?)
(Was just trying to be creative and probably failing at that again.)

>>9951374
(I dunno, I'm not the anon. Maybe rework it a bit? Sorry, mate. I liked the concept as it is.)