Taking another 24 non faggots
>Previously, on the HG threads... >>9931969
Mr. Compress
Penguin
Jon Carnage
>>9934022
Aron.
Ryuuko Matoi
and thanks for that last game
>>9934022
Ketchup man
>>9934022
Rose Lalonde
Ramlethal Valentine
Elias Ainsworth
>>9934022
Bru.
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>9934022
Homemade ice cream
>>9934022
Keemstar, the Gnome King
>>9934022
Rika
>>9934022
Cthulhu
>>9934022
exyF
Daisaku Kuze
>Kuze picks up his jacket, carrying it over his shoulder as he looks over his shoulder, looking at the host.
I shouldn't even be thanking you after you managed to be unhonorable and poison food to take me down, but it's a tradition and so I'm obliged to follow. Thank you for the game... tch... but I'll be leaving now.
Adam
Lord Beerus
Hachikuji Mayoi
Antifa Remover Connor
>>9934022
Big Pajeet
>>9934022
Boat
Oshino Shinobu
L A N K Y
Give people a chance to enter before you start flooding the game you fucking beaner
>>9933333
Who got it?
>>9934022
Mikun
Dum.
S-see ya later scary looking not yazkuza affiliated man
The Player
Tyler1
>>9934103
I warned you you faggot so I'm giving some of your spots to UIDs
Sneaky Pupper
Check
>>9934022
Emi
>>9934167
YEAHHHH! ABOUT TIME!
Let's do this shit, old man!
>>9934167
Ready.
>>9934167
Last one for now, I better make it count!
>>9934167
Exchange
>>9934044
>>9934110
>>9934206
Appreciated.
We start
>>9934052
>>9934179
Swap
>>9934225
>>9934225
Gear befitting a true American! Prepare to get fucked, I don't even need these guns to take all of you pussies out!
>>9934233
>that sneaky nip grab
>>9934232
>Too bad. Thank you anyway!
>>9934225
What a shame that we will be forced to viciously attack and murder each other after this wonderful ride.
>missed every game this morning due to bullshit
K-Kamina please host one more time after this.
>>9934247
No Aikawa
>sprays with water bottle
Bad
>>9934263
>asking kamina to host a forth time
boi
>>9934276
Ahh, not the water~!
>>9934225
Money? Where do I spend it? I didn't see any stores around
>>9934266
Looks like the money will be for my funeral costs
>>9934266
Fucking pajeet, find your loo somewhere else, you fat fuck.
>>9934225
Riding in style, huh?
>>9934266
Alright, whose grand idea was this? Do I LOOK like smoker? Seriously?
>>9934277
I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A GAME FOR TWO DAYS ;-;
>>9934279
>fucking shoots
>>9934266
How about I let the little girl deal with them instead? I'm certain that she will do better than I ever could! So for now! Goodbye!
>As the fight begins, the Masked Man quickly runs away, leaving the girl behind to do the dirty work
>>9934279
>>9934300
>>9934300
>hides behind the dragon girl >>9934309
>>9934216
You are welcome. Something else has caught my attention and I see fit to complete it. This is the part where I wish you good luck.
>>9934321
Even if I will not be participating, thank you for this match. Bye.
>>9934319
>throws away gun
>pulls another gun from jacket
>fucking shoots
>>9934321
As a person who adores deception and lies more than anything, I think I could get along very well with that gentleman. Too bad that I had to fool him.
>>9934331
>fucking dies
>>9934321
M-MR PRESIDENT! I'D BE HONORED TO FIGHT THOSE FILTHY IMMIGRANTS FOR YOU!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
>>9934321
You sure?
>>9934321
Uh. American? Yeah, sure, alright. Let's go with that.
>>9934343
>>9934343
>grabs body
>chucks it into a trash compactor
>turns body into a cube of bodyparts and GARBAGE.
>>9934321
>Aron is spared by Trump
lol
>>9934367
>arrives in the >>>/trash/
hi
>>9934366
You could have saved me
>>9934386
Ho Ho Ho~
Yes, that's exactly how it happened. He shared his meal with me, because he is such a kind soul, and those supplies didn't end up in my possession because I stole them or anything shady like that!
I bet Ram's skin is smooth as silk.
>>9934440
And I bet she has an ass like a peach, too.
>>9934451
You know. This is actually better than I thought it'd be. Shame you dress like that.
>>9934451
W-Winner next
>>9934489
Kamina
>>9934489
It's going to be fucking Boat, isn't it?
>>9934492
What
>>9934489
So you want to battle, young girl? Well, let's see! You've brought a battleship with you, while I have another little girl on my side!
...
I hope you accept my surrender.
>>9934511
I love you
>>9934536
>>9934536
RIGGED
>>9934536
Congrats Boat.
>>9934542
That sure is a cute girl........................
>>9934536
Damn this has got to be the most generic abyssal I've ever seen
Somebody sauce me up
>>9934528
T-Thank
>>9934569
Looks like Ru-class
>>9934569
>>9934536
>>9934569
>>9934575
The fuck is this, I'm back from fighting off those immigrants and the fun's already over?! No fair!
Oh well, what the fuck can I do? Congratulations to the...winner, and thanks for hosting.
>>9934489
Damn. Alright, I take back what I said about you, you're alright!
>>9934524
Little vampire, actually, I think she was holding back. Odds are I wouldn't have stood a chance if she gave a crap. No hard feelings for, you know...the brutal murder?
>>9934536
...Eh. Yeah, I'm okay with that. Second place works just fine.
>>9934569
Good work, lady. Thanks for the show!
>>9934569
>Ri-Class I think
>>9934575
So who's hosting next?
>>9934569
It's Ri-class
>>9934602
You are.
>>9934569
>Congratulations
>>9934575
>thanks for hosting.
>>9934569
Thank you for the game. My neck still hurts.
>>9934632
>pets
>>9934632
come close i'll give you a massage
>>9934639
>smacks
No
>>9934586
Thanks to this odd place, I'm starting to get used to the sensation of dying and the temporary darkness that comes after it. It slightly resembles the end of a performance, so I don't mind it. But I do mind the fact that you ignored my surrender!
Now that's something absolutely unforgivable!
>>9934637
Thanks? I hope your hands are clean.
>>9934639
>>9934646
What is this? Why is this person trying to stop you?
... Ah, whatever! I'll have to go now. Maybe next time.
>>9934666
>pets again and whispers in your ear
I didn't wash after wiping.
WRYYYY
>>9934575
If you said Ri-class ily
I haven't flapped in a week
Say something nice
>>9934718
>>9934722
Good job on not flapping, anon-kun.
>>9934722
Fuck you.
>>9934722
I didn't even know flappy bird was still a thing, but good job.
>>9934718
>kamina loves me
I can die in piece
>>9934663
Honestly with me? I sorta just...explode for some reason. No matter what I seem to explode in to a bunch of lights and then poof, I'm back to normal somewhere else. Only really seen people from where I live do that when they get killed here.
And it's a DEATH ARENA, come on. Surrender isn't really an option for anyone. Try and not take it personally.
>>9934722
You're a credit to flightless birds everywhere.
>>9934734
I loved flappy birb
>>9934739
>Torments
>>9934744
What's the big deal, what'd I do this time?
>>9934759
>bullies
24 non faggots
>>9934793
Mikun
>>9934793
Rose Lalonde
>>9934793
Elias Ainsworth
>>9934793
Ryuuko Matoi
>>9934793
Sliver Queen
>>9934793
Emi
>>9934793
An energetic Serval
>>9934793
A pod
>>9934793
Emil
>>9934793
Lana's mother
>>9934793
Lord Beerus
>>9934793
Michael Jackson
>>9934793
Gascoigne
>>9934793
Naoe Yamato
>>9934739
Who was the person who declared that surrender wasn't an option here? Was it you? Or someone important? Not all of us are blood thirsty psychopaths
>The masked man silently mutters his next sentence to himself
...even if there is absolutely nothing wrong with being one...
So I doubt that you're right about that, young lady!
>>9934793
Rika
>>9934764
Oh. "Just because". Screw you too, then.
>>9934793
Boudica
>>9934793
Sterling Archer
>>9934793
Doot Doot
>>9934793
Mr. Compress
>>9934793
4v4
>>9934793
Adam
>>9934793
A Griffon
>>9934831
Nah, not me. The law of this place that says that "there can only be one person that wins".
And you better clarify, half my best friends are blood-thirsty psychopaths!
>>9934793
Arachnid
>>9934832
FUCK you TOO
>>9934823
Oh hi Hideki Kamiya.
>>9934793
Sanae Kochiya
>>9934829
>pushes back into the ocean
>>9934793
Nah
>>9934870
>winks in Japenese
>>9934793
Avenger
>>9934892
I hate you so fucking much.
>>9934934
>>9934876
>>9934843
Dooot
>>9934867
Hah! You can't even get your capitalization right!
>>9934934
Let's get this going.
>>9934859
The law of this place? So after all it's this way just because someone said so. How absolutely repugnant and utterly disgusting! People like you, who let others or a greater power control their behaviour and attittude towards life are nothing but fools.
>>9934944
That was intentional you skank
>>9934934
All set.
>>9934934
Fuck yeah, let's get this shit started!
>>9934793
Reigen Arataka
>>9934936
Well, that's suprising, thank you.
>>9934934
District 12 represent!
>>9934981
>Doot doot
>>9934976
This...this wasn't supposed to go that way...
Fucking pussies, can't win shit without rigging the fucking game!
>>9934976
Go-Koigne will wreck you all.
>>9934976
Well, I'm no shining knight, so I can't do the whole princess carry thing, but I can do something that's almost the same!
>The masked man grabs the woman's shoulder and just like that, with a simple touch he temporary turns her into a tiny marble
Well.
>He throws it up in the air and then catches it
Isn't this just convenient? I can actually carry you this way, and you don't have to worry about anything while you're in that form. Ho Ho Ho~
>>9934952
Oh, yeah, sure it was. If even a "skank" like me can get something like that right, what's that make you?
>>9934950
Haha! Oh, please. I'm just here to unwind and have some fun, maybe test a few little gadgets along the way. It's "this way" because it's just...the nature of this place really, yeah.
Then again I tend to just kick peoples' asses regardless, surrender's not much of an option where I come from. So suck it up and move on!
>>9934976
...I just got insulted by a talking fish.
Welp. Check that one off the list.
>>9935020
MICHEAL NO.
HE'S JUST A BOY, DAMNIT.
>>9934976
I think I'll pass it up this time, I won't be needing them.
>>9934996
Doot Doot indeed, you don't even have to blow into it and that trumpet of yours goes crazy.
>>9935020
>Horrified screeching
>>9935020
Sanae.
Did we just really get humiliated like that?
>>9935020
>>9934988
>>9935048
Humilation is quite subjective, don't you think?
I think it's cool to see such an iconic creature do its thing.
>>9934886
>>9935053
HAHAA!!
>Mikun raises up his gatling gun and shoots as fast as he can at the poor boy.
>>9935085
>She shakes her head violently to brush the hat off while wiping the smearstain from her mouth with her sleeves
Why did you do that, Anon? Is it so normal for you to bully an innocent girl?
>>9935085
u throw ur hat on the nah and u become the nah
>>9935087
Lana's mom being best swimmer again
>>9935069
I'd just as soon pretend it never happened, myself. I mean...it's a ZOMBIE. You'd think at least the person that goes around throwing holy power like it's candy would be able to deal with that!
>>9935106
Lana's not getting dinner tonight
>>9934877
Oh sorry anon, I was playing on my DS what do you wAIT WAIT LET ME PUT MY D-
>>9935053
W-WAIT I JUST STARTED PAYING ATTEN-
>>9935087
I don't remember Nier having an ending like this...
>>9935113
Shit. She won't be able to feed her children now.
>>9935015
That's what you say, because that's what you want to believe, but in reality you've been already brainwashed into fighting a pointless fight. Though this isn't the first time I've seen it happening.
It's a rather common thing that people are forced to to see the world in a really specific way, and you're just another victim of that cruel practice.
>>9935110
Well, of course!
But I can't do much if it sneaks up from behind.
The only time you see zombies are in movies, even if I saw it coming I wouldn't kill it straigth away
>>9935143
My, my, what a cheerful bunch! I can feel the energy and positivity radiating from you guys, except for that woman!
Hello?
>>9935143
>Obtained a weapon, a tv, and a hug from Beerus
>There is no shame in this death
>Except the part with getting stabbed by some kind of robot cat
>That's kind of shameful
>>9935161
Well, that depends. Do you count jiangshi as zombies? I mean, they sorta are getting more...westernized nowadays.
...Honestly, caught off-guard or no, that's just...embarrassing. It's not the worst but it's up there.
>>9935149
Haha...hahahaha! Alright, alright. I'm a girl of science-sorta-, I'm feeling good today. Go ahead and educate me on what you mean by all this "brainwashing", would you? My viewpoint changed for the better recently.
>>9935205
moshi moshi?
>>9935186
>killing thicc MILF
Not cool, man.
>>9935186
Well shit.
Looks like Lana's an orphan now.
>>9935209
I don't understand!
>>9935243
Daijobuuuuuu
>>9935258
STOP SPEAKING IN WEEB AND SPEAK THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH, YOU PLEBIAN.
>>9935221
Winner next.
>>9935269
Dameda
>>9935280
Fuckin japs, I swear.
>>9935208
Isn't it obvious? To explain your reasoning behind your actions you had to resort to bringing up one of the "laws" of this place. By letting laws and rules control your life you turn into a puppet.
That's all to it!
We are all different, so why would you let yourself be controlled by things that only exist to take away your individuality just for the sake of order?
>>9935208
No, Jiangshi do not count. They're clearly different.
You can be embarrased all you want, I'll take this defeat with some pride.
>>9935323
Alright then
>>9935323
That's is a pretty fishy way to win.
>>9935323
Kek, a fucking fish won
Thanks for hosting, boy.
>>9935323
>>9934121
>forgot to say thanks for the winscreen and for hosting.
>>9935323
Those guys had some serious vendetta against masked men.
>>9935358
>>9935358
Congrats...uh, fish.
>>9935364
Thanks for games
My fucking god. Ever since I've started drinking some health drink thing I need to life because of my reduced eating capabilities for reasons I won't get into my balls have been hurting like hell. I look at them now and they're redder than stawberries and hanging so fucking low, I can't walk more than a few steps before the feeling of my legs brushing against the heavy weight forces me to kneel down and rest unless I physically reach my hand down my pants and lift them up. I didn't know who to turn to but HG, you're my only friends and people I can tell this to.
>>9935364
Thanks for hosting
>>9935364
>>9935303
They do basically behave the same, it's just that they hop instead of, er...limp? Drag? Shuffle? Whatever.
I'm just saying, it shoulda been easily-prevented on both our parts'.
>>9935298
.....
>Rika stares at the man for a good, long moment, before suddenly doubling over in laughter.
Really? Really!? THAT? This place is like Valhalla but luck-based! You know what I do? I build tanks. I build tanks when the most advanced thing around in the rest of my homeland's water wheels and internal plumbing! I make a habit out of fighting the typical 'authority' where I live, even! You don't know crap.
>>9935358
The fish that insulted me won. Wow. Uh...congrats?
Thanks for this.
>>9935358
>>9935364
That was quite the spectacle, Mr. Host! But make sure that the next time you won't let that plane take off.
>>9935364
Me riding the fish
>>9935399
>>9935375
>>9935392
THUNDERING
TANK
TITS
>>9935433
Quiet, you!
>>9935392
If it was so preventable, why didn't you do anything about it?
You've clearly never seen a zombie movie, they can be quite devastating.
I want to see Mima grope Rika
>>9935392
My, my, no need to get so passionate about a silly discussion. But that's just so weird. Why would someone with such a rebellious personality go out of their way to quote one of the main rules of this place.
>The masked man laughs out loud
So weird and suspicious. Young lady, it seems like that your actions don't match up with your words.
>>9935392
>>9935461
You're standing in master's second graveyard.
>>9935487
>breakdances
i fucking hate breakdancing
>>9935516
>Punches in stomach and crotch
FUCK
OFF
READ THE SIGN! A MAX OF TWO TOUHOU'S ALLOWED
kys cuckmina
>>9935522
Ho! My friend, you're just like a puppet! A puppet that got tangled up in its own strings, but a puppet nonetheless!
>>9935461
It SHOULD'VE been preventable! And those movies are all about because it gets out of control because nobody has a brain until there's nothing but the main cast left.
>>9935516
She doesn't own ANY you idiot, she just has you there to be creepy!
>>9935478
...Creep.
>>9935487
I get passionate about everything, especially when I got a chance to make someone feel like an idiot.
Do you rebel against gravity? Do you rebel against the fact that you need to breathe and eat?
>>9935536
>turns you into a Touhou with mysterious weeb magic
>>9935516
Perhaps you should go back into your grave then
>>9935536
I feel bad for the /v/ fag
>>9935606
>those armpits
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGH
>>9935606
It would make for a boring movie otherwise. You really know how to suck the fun out of things, don't you?
When's Secret Ava Weekend again?
>>9935654
right now
>>9935617
Weirdo.
>>9935640
It's a living. Everyone's gotta draw the line somewhere, you know?
Giant robots the size of space stations beating the tar out of each other? Awesome. Fun.
Things that can barely move faster than a paraplegic turtle overrunning all of humanity? Stupid.
rika a cute
>>9935654
never ever
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