/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #81: Father's Day Edition Pre

Ok we father's day now. Where do we wanna take this? I'm down for pretty much any talk here.

>>9933861
Well, it's father's day on /sad/, there's really only one route for it.

>>9933724
Don't recall all that.
And since satyrs and humans are left be as long as they're not hostile, and DGA lives deep in the ass end of nowhere, it's probably just her settling down.

>>9933861
What do some of the satyr's voices sound like? Anyone voices by Adam west? Phil lamarr?

>>9933881
That's an interesting one. Sadly the voices that come to mind are sort of type casted. But I imagine Warren sounding like Crispen Freeman. Sort a slow deep drawl Zelgadis. As for a woman, I imagine Darcy like Sue Ulu as Kei from Dirty Pair.

>>9933881
Broil has the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. Poor thing can't keep a guy interested because as soon as she opens her mouth he's in a taxi to celibacy.

>>9933988
Pfffft

>>9933877
>Well, it's father's day on /sad/, there's really only one route for it.
This.

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>>9933877
>Well, it's father's day on /sad/, there's really only one route for it.
Slime threesome?

>>9933877
Incest. How totally original. How about we discuss DGA's antics for the umpteenth time? Or maybe how Gumdrop is head over heels about her dad? You know. Like always.

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>>9934197
So, considering smooze is probably genderless, who actually went dadderu?
Did Anon just jerk off onto some slimes?

>>9934220
You forgot incest shipping.

>>9934197
>Those cuties
Yes please. Maybe with a cute colt?

>>9934244
Are they really genderless? And I imagine that Anon or a femnon got slime raped when going into a dungeon underleveled.

>>9933817
>She completely home grows her experiment.
That would make a lot of sense if she has the required equipment and could get a good supply of eggs and sperm from the same parents. That way she'd be able to have them all be born at about the same time. Wouldn't she need surrogate mothers for them though?

>>9934297
>Cute colt
Buddy, he's gonna be a stsllion by the end of this, if he isn't already

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Vag did another post on his tumblr. It's supposed to b Blaire, I think

>>9934743
That looks pretty good. She's a cutie in that

>>9934743
It feels weird seeing her with full green hair. If anything her hair should've been fully brown.

>>9934743
Cute. I wonder why he doesn't draw more here.

>>9935237
Shit storms from autistic trolls and complain anons who feel they have a right to shit on anything they don't like. Driving away content creators and then blaming others for it. Also don't reply to any shit posters that are sure to reply to this post screeching and shitting themselves.

>>9934743
Any reason why her pants ride so high? Does she have high waters? Or was there a flood of rain or magma and she didn't want to ruin her pants?

>>9935292
He's been here long enough that he should know better than to let the troll get to him.

>>9935347
She probably just likes the feeling of the wind on her legs.

>>9935292
>Shit storms from autistic trolls and complain anons who feel they have a right to shit on anything they don't like
>Implying
>Almost nobody has complained about Blare
Whatever you say.
>Driving away content creators and then blaming others for it
Becasue pushing inbreeding and monster incest is a great way to attract others, right?

>>9935368
More like her ankle lel. Seriously she should just go pant less

>>9935463
Or wear shorts.

>>9933881
I'll throw in a fewe
Michael Emmerson for Gale
George Newbern forr Utah
Tom Kenny for Pogo

>>9935956
>Tom Kenny for Pogo
>Earrape.mp3

>>9936199
Either him or Dana Snyder

Is Bonbon OK with it? Enquiring minds want to know.

>>9936315
With what?

>>9936315
If you're going lewdverse, she gets off on the idea of being "replaced" by a younger version of herself and actively encourages it.

If you want to bring electra Gumdrop into a more serious setting, they recognized her odd attachment young, and had a serious talk about it when it didn't stop by her teens, and eventually gently introduced her to their bedroom.
She might not have imagined life going like that, but she's made her peace and become happy and comfortable with the unusual arrangement.

>>9936395
unf, and kind of unf but still unf-ish I guess

>>9933881
I'll add some
Thistle - Olivia Olson
Ding a Ling- Kristen Schaal
Simmer- John Mulaney
Broil - Sarah Silverman
Snapshot- Nick Kroll
Timber- John C. Riley
Utah- Jack McBrayer
Bon Bun- Jane Lynch

>>9936228
I figured Pogo would have a more normal voice than super loud or flamboyant like Dana or Tom. Maybe he'd sound like the VA for Hank Venture.

>>9936395
>>9936428
I rather like the idea of a slow burn into their intimate life. She'd be all hyped for the night she shares a bed and be disappointed when it's just for cuddles.

>>9936455
I like that too. That's why I said gently introduced.
Probably for the best. I kinda imagine she's very nervous and skittish about it to boot, despite her eagerness.
Though she's not as subtle as she might think, and was probably blindsided when they revealed they knew all about her feelings.

Everyone sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.

>>9937057
Only proper answer

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>tfw no Floor Bored satyr yet

>>9937410
Tell me more about this cutie.

>>9937445
She's an OC that's been around for a while, but recently she's been getting more attention due to having her own threads. She's a slobby NEET-pone who rarely showers or leaves her house and spends all day shut in her room that's filled with dirty clothes, pizza boxes and trash. Probably piss-bottles too.

>>>/mlp/30288585

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>>9937410
>tfw she's as hopeless as her mother.
>tfw equally sexually repressed.
>tfw they share mutual masturbation.
>tfw you have to work to support neetwife and neetdaughter.
>tfw you come home every night to a smelly, desperate 3some.
It's a mixed kind of hell.

>>9937445
A filthy, disgusting, unwashed ugly neet horse that you're only dicking out of pity and convenience.
And make sure you tell her that every day.

>>9937571
>It's a mixed kind of hell.
I want that hell.

>>9937410
Well we've got Mal, if you don't mind the Nyx part.

>>9937600
I guess Mal's a little bit in that area, but not quite.
Mal is in my headcanon at least not quite that much of a shut-in.
She's just a chubby, pimply teenage girl who wants to be noticed by boys and isn't particularly shy or afraid to show off her body even if it doesn't always produce the reaction she was hoping for.

Floor Bored is more the anti-social shut-in type of NEET who actively avoids social contact.

>>9937410
with mal, drizzle, and a few others (sometimes), we've kinda got our quota for neet unkept satyrs more than filled.

>>9937523
>>9937571
So she's like Tomoko from Watamote? I'd much rather she's a neet girl without a neet mother. Though I do see the appeal of it at that point it's not really interesting.

>>9937710
Drizzle is closer, but not Floor Bored's kid.

>>9937713
I'm guessing she was inspired by Tomoko.
She's basically Tomoko ponified.

>>9937710
We can never have enough cute unwashed slob daughterus.

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>>9937653
Damn right it is.

>>9937713
Except the universe often seems to conspire to prevent Floor Bored from orgasming. There's several pics of her being blue beaned.
So be nice, and make sure not to ruin that frustration she worked so hard to build up.

>>9937761
i'm saying that, unless the hook is that floor bored's satyr is extremely unlike her, there is little reason to give her a satyr since it would feel really redundant at this point.

>>9937829
I agree with this. Exact carbon copies is kind of redundant and somwhat boring. I'm still looking through the thread though so maybe there is more to it than what we see.

>>9937781
i don't know, man, there's 2 to 8 depending on what headcanons are subscribed to.

>Satyr boys are more varied compared to girls
Really makes your noggin joggin

>>9937863
>They're mostly fathered from a single well off Anon who has a deep fetish for desperate neet girls he can twist around his fingers and mold like clay.

>>9938067
Orly

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What would make the best Father's Day picture?

>>9938434
Why, you taking requests?
Because I'd kinda wanna see the Ariana x Dad kids.
Not even in anything lewd. Just them being their weird, happy little family.

>>9938434
If NSFW fetish wank. Anon on his back as Lewdzu cow girls him and Yuzu is eaten out as she sits on her dad's face.

If SFW Cranky being hugged by Deloras.

If another lewd idea. Cranky fucking Deloras from behind

>>9938434
Anon, Hope and Lyra sitting on a bench.

>>9938434
Hope and Gumdrop showing daddy their new lingerie, or else the DGA girls bringing their dad breakfast in bed and hoping he's in the mood for an entire roast elk carcass.

>>9938434
Hope being railed over a sink.

Gala giving a tit job to Big Mac.

Bun satyr getting fucked hard while pregnant

>>9938434
Garret getting fucked by his dad. Or snapshot. I'd like Snapshot more

>>9938434
Salai sucking the cock or a drugged Sombra. Points it Annie is schliking nearby

>>9933881
>satyr's voices sound like
I swear, if someone make porn game about this. I will pay 10$ for this.

>>9939560
Satyr porn game? I'd like to see that. Who would be the MC? And what would you see happening with it? I'd like to see an undertaking like that. But sadly may not be.

>>9939609
>Who would be the MC
Anon is a good name

Anon is everyone

Anon is you, Anon is me

He's a character who's personality can shift depending on the writer.

We may all have a different story to tell, but one thing will always be shared.

Anon

>>9939755
>>9939560
Better question. Which satyrs could be romanced?

>>9939777
You'd have an option to change the skin to several different satyrs, each with their own flavor dialogue. There could also be a toggle to change whether the dialogue is incestuous or not.

>>9939832
Just like Besti 3D.

Did art friend die?

>>9941056
It was DJ, so it's possible vault-tec called him in for a practice drill.
Or he might be getting drunk and do them tomorrow, or be saving them up for a huge drop on father's day.
Who can say. He'll be based in the end, though. He always is.

>>9941121
Yeah DJ comes and goes. As long as he is ok.

>>9941231
>As long as he is ok.
Yeah. DJ's a good dude.

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Little bump.

>>9943425
Nice. Who is this chocolate cutie

>>9943518
Just a centaur pic I found on tbib.

>>9943544
>Centaur
Oh yeah she has front legs. She's a major cutie regardless

>>9938201
Yes

>>9937653
Because it always has to be your own fucking daughter every single time...

>>9943425
I want to stick my penis down her big horse urethra and cum in her bladder.

>>9937829
>Floor Bored satyr
>germaphobe who cleans the house thoroughly daily
>entirely disgusted by her mother (and by extension father, who slept with her)
>scolds her mother all the time, who mostly just ignores her
>cooks dinner for the house every night
>insulted and hurt that her mom prefers takeout pizza
>is cute but mostly that neurotic perfectionist more likely to yell and get frustrated than find slack off behavior "cute"

>>9949038
That would make for an interesting twist.

>>9949161
Bigger twist: sonfu.

>>9949284
Why not both?
Twins.

>>9949335
Too many twins imo. Plus Floor Bored doesn't seem the type to want one child, much less two.

>>9949424
Having twins isn't usually a conscious choice, just something that happens sometimes.
Not sure how she'd feel about having kids.

What is sexist gift daughteru or sonfu gives to dad?

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>>9952003
A bigger family.

>>9952003
Moving out so that he and his waifu can finally have some peace and quiet.

>>9952057
This. If they want to watch the baby making from the secret floor tunnel they can, but the wild equestrian best pone needs very intimate conditions to breed.

>>9952025
>inbreeding
No.

>>9952706
Silly Anon, that would be linebreeding

>>9952025
>Have 59 kid

>>9953867
You're right, that's way too few.

>>9953886
Reminder that even though fathering a literal army of satyrs may sound like a good idea, you should never exceed Dunbar's number.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunbar%27s_number

>>9954118
That's an interest in premise. It could explain why most bun empires have very stunted buns who are not very intelligent or have no real concern for their fellow buns. Like when buns always assume that other buns get eaten but they really just cant tell each other apart.

>>9954118
You don't need to personally know every single daughteru. You just need to appoint someone to keep track of them for you and schedule a meeting as soon as possible after they give birth so that you can keep them pregnant at all times.

>>9954182
That's why the bunpire becomes a society, bucks breed and the great father is no longer the literally father of everyone, becomes as much a concept as a real person, and why he limits his personal harem to maybe 50 girls at a time.

>>9954193
That's pretty hot, 3bh.

>>9954193
The beginning days of the bunpire were definitely hectic. Anon was so exhausted from the near constant fucking he couldn't tell if he was awake or asleep. Sometimes bending over already pregnant buns and fucking them hard. Long periods of missing time, disorientation, not good man. Thankfully those dark days are done now that the human caretaker project has occurred. And buns are going out and expanding territory. And anon can relax with his small harem of top buns.

>>9954268
I imagine he eventually realized he couldn't keep up his hundreds of daughters by himself anymore and started delegating the impregnation duty to some of his oldest sons.

And we're back to bunny inbreeding for the millionth time again...

>>9954268
A man needs hobbies besides spending time with his harem. What does Anon like to do in his free time? A round of golf perhaps?

>>9954516
Figure buns are pretty decent gardeners, so there might be a great many well kept parks, trails and gardens to walk.

>>9954516
The Royal golf course has long since been rendered unusable by the abundance of hundreds upon hundreds of rabbit holes dug on the greens. It was a terrible event, the escape of an entire school of six year old buns on a field trip that led to this destruction.

>>9954516
Read a book while having a nice relaxing bath in a tub filled with the fresh warm pee of his 100 favorite daughters.

>>9954647
I really hate the pee idea but I had a humours thought of it being the secret to his Immortality and youthful look.

>>9954516
He usually occupies himself with visiting nearby towns and his budding bun theater group to renact all his favorite flims and shows. He plans to have them make it big on the Canterlot strip.

>>9954601
I imagine that buns can be skilled with basic chores and the like. Maybe being attuned with gardening. What would buns like to grow?

>>9954516

"Shit!"
>The two buns cringe as their Great Father curses, his golf swing not quite up to scratch today it would seem.
>The man sighs, watching his ball curve through the air before landing far from the green amidst a patch of brambles and knotted, spiked roots.
"Well that could have been better. I think maybe a do-over is in order... One of you be a dear and go find that ball, will you?"
>"But the thorns!"
>The bun was silenced by her companion elbowing her in the ribs.
>"Don't question his will, Blackberry."
>The bun frowned and rubbed her side.
>"Then you go get it if you're that keen."
>Her companion shook her head.
>"I can't, I have to carry our lord's clubs. Anyway, I went to find the last one."
>At last, Blackberry groaned in acceptance.
>"Okay, I'll go look for it."
>She grumbled under her breath as she marched off in the direction of the thorns.
>"Wish I'd been chosen as a breeder. Never have to go crawling around in brambles or do any real work that doesn't involve lying on my back and pretending I'm enjoying myself. Stupid careers advisor!"

>>9954854
>What would buns like to grow?
Well besides the obvious carrots and lettuce, plenty of flowers, especially climbing plants that can scale the walls to give areas a very organic look.
And lots of tall grass type plants. Buns might not fear the hawk any longer, but oceans of grass are still calming.

>>9954854
>What would buns like to grow?
Carrots and lettuce mostly.

>>9954926
"I command you to find my balls!"
>Bun goes towards his well pressed golf pants.
"Not those! Cmon Bun bun think harder!"

>>9954947
Don't forget kale and rhubarb.

>>9954936
>>9954947
>>9955044
Those are pretty good ideas. Do they ever grow season treats like pumpkins to make punpkin spice lattes?

Probably during the winter the buns all excitedly clamour around for baked pumpkin seeds with little drizzles of salt. Or warm banana cobbler for those cold, cold nights before cuddling up with another fem bun, a SO, or the great father for one of the famous cuddle piles.

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>>9955122
Hell yea boi. They might be mostly herbivorous, but they love their sweets.
The amount of fruit dishes available, especially when it's cold and comfy, is truly something.

>>9956124
How well has Yuzu gotten along with their Bun Empire issued bun? Does she do house chores and gets teased by Murmur.

>>9956408
Yuzu gets along with her dads new buns pretty well. They all mostly cool and young enough they can relate with her very well.
Murmur probably bullies the buns, but they're maternal enough that they're not giving her the responses she wants, and are slowly cracking at her bad behavior.
Mistake has a love-hate relationship with them. She likes them, but she has to work harder to stand out for Yuzu's dad now.

>>9956408
Everybody gets teased by Murmur. It's like the girl has a sixth sense for looking inside a person, seeing their deepest insecurities and dragging them out into the open to shove in that person's face, passive-aggressively tearing them down an emotional peg or two all the while smiling sweetly behind a veil of feigned innocence.

Except her dad. To him she's a sweet little angel that wishes her big sister would stop telling lies about her.

>>9956511
Yuzu and the buns would be a cute interaction. I imagine them grilling outside with veggies and the like.

>>9956610
Murmur is poison honey for sure. What is meanest bully she do?

>>9957186
I expect the outright nastiest thing she's done is plant the idea in Yuzu's head that maybe it's her own falt that her mother left and convinced her on some level that she's innately "wrong" and unworthy of being loved.

>>9957418
Damn, that's cold.
But, you know, little kids aren't as clever as they fancy themselves. How would Anon respond when he inevitably does realize what Murmur does behind his back?

>>9957464
He'd bap her over the head with a rolled up newspaper, send her to bed early with no ice cream, then make her go and apologies to everybody she lied to, manipulated of made fun of. He'd also tell her mother.

Though personally I picture Murmur as being the opposite of Yuzu, in that she's a lot more intelligent than she lets on. She's not exactly bad, she just likes to see how events will unfold if she sets things in motion and stirs up a little trouble now and then.

>>9957659
>Murmur as being the opposite of Yuzu, in that she's a lot more intelligent than she lets on
I bet she pretends to be innocent and airheaded whenever adults are around and usually find clever and subtle ways to manipulate people around her into doing what she wants without ever directly telling them or making herself accountable.

>>9958073
Agreed.

I've learned to always let others think you're just a little stupider than you actually are. The trick is to not overdo it and have them think you're an actual idiot. It seems to work out well if done right, and I expect Murmur knows this all too well.

>>9958073
That's a bit much for even the most clever little kid, honestly.

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So what do you think she's like?

>>9963507
stealthy.

>>9963534
Nimble, fleet, and skilled with blow darts.

>>9962867

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>>9966002
Best couple.

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>>9966030
Y up

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Goodnight, /sad/. Happy father's day!

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Any picture edit requests? Working on the Simmer to Broil picture

>>9966030
That's the shittiest opinion I've read.

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>>9967706
Could we get a bukkake version of this?

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>>9967706
Perhaps a no panties version of this?

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>>9967706
now i'm working on the requests, boyos

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>>9967706
I would much appreciate if you would add a nice little goat udder to this.

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>>9967781
yeesh, i'm really not sure if i overdid or underdid the cum

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>>9967837

>>9968202
Wew! That is one lewd little daughter with one brutally effective seduction tactic. Anon must have his hands full.
Thanks, Editnon.

>>9963534
>>9963605
>Be Anon, out taking a walk in the forest, when suddenly you feel a sting in your neck
>Thinking it's some sort of insect, you reach back and pull out what appears to be a small dart
>Almost immediately, you start to feel dizzy and weak, and quickly lie down before you fall over
>Your consciousness quickly fades out
>...
>What feels like only moments later, you wake up feeling strangely refreshed
>Then confusion hits you.
>You get up and look around
>You vaguely recall the last moments before you passed out
>It's clear from the position of the sun that several hours have passed since then
>You feel a chilly breeze caressing your legs and realize that you are no longer wearing pants
>In fact, you are completely naked from the waist down
>Your flaccid dick seems to be covered in some sort of sticky clear fluid, and a few strands of what appears to be brown animal fur and a few red hairs cling to the sticky substance
>The pants you were wearing lie neatly folded on the ground next to you
>Not knowing what else to do, you put your pants back on and head home.
>Today was a stealth intercourse kind of day.

>>9967706
>>9967856
>>9968202
unf

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I made a cap of MT's bun experiment posts from the previous thread.

>>9969511
Why?

>>9970219
To preserve it for easy posting in future threads.

>>9969004
So when does this mysterious woodlands follower of the HMD turn up in the middle of the night to introduce him to his new family?

>>9954926
>"I can't, I have to carry our lord's clubs. Anyway, I went to find the last one."
"Hmph! You call that carrying his clubs? I could handle his wood way better than you ever could."
"Well too bad, because looking for the balls is all you're good for!"

>>9972670
I wish to breed the Darcy,

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>>9972790
Me too, Anon.

>>9972790
Don't be "that guy" she already has a boyfriend.

>>9972968
Who?

>>9972982
If you going incest "Unlce" Anon
If going more SFW, a slightly older patron anon at the Lady Apple

>>9972982
Uncle Anon or Utah depending on preferences.

>>9973290
There was also that story posted a while ago about Utah picking a fight with some Anon for kissing Darcy, then getting the shit kicked out of him.

>>9972982
Warren

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>>9974239
Thats a cute ship

>>9973586
Didn't that story have Darcy kind of threatening Utah that she wouldn't be quiet about his late night visits with his girlfriend.

>>9975285
Ain't really my bag, 3bh.
But her ability to projectile piss is impressive.

Also, like how you did her hair.

>>9975285
It's shit

>>9975325
Sometimes she actually wins in the pissing competitions with uncle non.

>>9975285
>>9975325
Also, your proportions are starting to really improve, though her right hand (her perspective) has the fingers a bit too short compared to her left.

>>9975330
Don't be rude. It's just "My Summer Car" fan art.

>>9967856
Vag would be proud.

>>9975390
Shit is shit, I'll call it what it is

>>9975626
A troll is a troll. I call you what you are.

>>9974475
I don't think that was in the story itself, but it was being talked about around the same time.

>>9975330
It's piss, actually.

>>9975360
That would be pretty darn impressive.

>>9975390
>your proportions are starting to really improve
Thanks.

>her right hand (her perspective) has the fingers a bit too short compared to her left
Yeah, now that you mention it I see what you mean. I think the back of her hand is a bit too long as well.

>>9976245
>I think the back of her hand is a bit too long as well.
That's kinda where I was coming from. The hand itself is larger than the other, leaving the fingers too short, and giving it a mild flipper look.
I think it could be fixed by simply deepening the finger separations into that hand.

>>9975987
I was right
"Careful now, another remark like that and I may think twice keeping quiet about your late night visits to go see your little girlfriend in the barn."
>"She's not my girlfriend!"
"No? Well then you're horrible for stringing her along and letting her think that she was."
>"Why, what have you heard? Did she tell you something?"

>>9977968
>"She's not my girlfriend!"
It's not like he's lying. He's just a horny kid who wants to stick his dick into anything that has a pussy, and Petunia just happens to love the feeling of cocks inside her.

>>9979293
So is Anon naked? I am kind of confused on what is going on

>>9979345
Tonsil's feels they should wear some actual clothes.

Satyrs don't have fur on their upper half, and tend to at least wear shirts to protect from sun and wind.

Though, given she and her Anon grew up together, he might be nude too, only having any nudity taboos from his parents, while Tonsils thinks it's not the most appropriate thing to do in a medical setting.

>>9979445
Ah ok. The way it was worded sounded like Tonsils and Anon were related.

>>9980272
Nah, even as a lord of 'cest, Tonsil's never struck me as being related to her bf. I just think they were childhood friends.

>>9980304
I agree

>>9967661
We won't be needing that condom...

>>9980419
Good man.

>>9980419
>More inbreeding
This is why people have left us, and why many outside this general stays away from us and hates us.

>>9981214
Poor Hope just wants Daddys dick. Nothing about knocking her up but if it happens... Man thats hot.

>>9981721
If it happens, do you think Hope worries, or is confident?
Do people outside the family know the truth?

>>9983093
I think she would be nervous and a bit excited. As to rather the family knows, I'd imagine they would suspect but would assume Anon is above banging his daughter.

>>9984962
Loira probably knows.
The rest of the family? Either probably make up a story, or if they can keep the whole thing under wraps, say the filly is Hope's sister. Which is technically true.

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>>9985216
>Loira probably knows
Is that the lewd verse Lyra who puts up with all the incest and inbreeding? [spoiler]Because I would totally be ok with that[/spoiler]

>>9985331
If you'd like.
Alternatively, Lyra might have been really young when she got with Anon and is very subservient to her husbands will as a result.

>>9985331
I bet Hope is wondering what the point of wearing clothes is. She probably just wants to take them off and run around naked like all the ponies do, even if it makes daddy have to put the newspaper on his lap.

>>9986717
>even if it makes daddy have to put the newspaper on his lap.
Especially because of that.

>>9975390
>My Summer Car
Huh, that game actually sounds pretty fun.
Will definitely be keeping an eye on that when the summer sale starts.

>>9991016
Can't say I ever expected to see Ambrosia of all changelings here.

199

>DJ never posted back

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>>9992973
Between his job at vault-tec, and how many requests he got, he might be a while.
Maybe he'll drop them all in one big, glorious art spam.

>>9992996
That is such a cute picture. I want to cuddle this satyr

>>9992996
>>9993942
Who is it? Hope?

>>9994073
Ye

>>9992996
I hope he does my request as selfish as it sounds.

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>>9994164
We all do. Just have to hope DJ delivers, and be understanding if he can't.

>>9996413
Does Darcy get turned on from being strangled?

>>9996472
Yes.
A little breath play helps her get off, but she can have a no touch orgasm if Anon jams his cock down her throat till her eyes start to roll back.

Trash having a spamfest or something?

>>9997365
No idea.
Did a new episode of Steven Tumblrverse just come out or something?

>>9997381
No clue. I just noticed the thread had somehow ended up on page 10 in less than an hour.

Surprised the spam faggot isn't here "trying to hurry the thread up". Lookong how slow it is.

>>9998531
Hush, don't give him ideas.

>>9998531
We still have like 80 posts till bump limit
.
>>9998613
It's already been proven that guy spams whenever the hell he wants. Because the last time everyone was talking and discussing super fast but he still spammed anyway. Thus showing he was full of shit because the excuse last time was that the thread "is slow" towards the end but that time it didn't apply but he did it anyway. I'm sure at that point he's just doing it to stir shit.

>>9998664
Not to mention that he spams non-satyr images.

>>9998664
Sarcasm, my friend. Also poking at the bitch for his less than intelligent moves. Seriously though, fuck that guy. Aside from the obvious; >>9998700
Stick to the fucking thread at least. God damn. Go digging in the drop box and drop pictures that don't get mentioned often. Drop some hot pics. Drop some popular pics. Just drop satyr pics at LEAST, if "you're" going to be an asshole. Directed at the guy, not (you).

>>9998778
Ah ok, well you can never tell. Still that guy is clearning doing it to get a rise out of people. Sadly there is no way to really stop it since trash is not really moderated and the guy probably would ban evade anyway.

>>9998778
To be honest, the fact that he usually doesn't spam satyr images makes me wonder if it's just someone from some other /trash/ thread coming in to try to spam the thread off the board.

>>9999328
But consistently doing it the last 50 posts or so? That is more than just a random guy from another board. They have to have some knowledge or track the thread.

>>9999487
If it's someone from outside, they'd be doing that in order to appear to be someone from the thread trolling. But who knows, could also just be someone from the thread doing it to troll.

>>9999540
Idk I've been noticing that some anon is going out of his way to troll other threads with satyr and even those threads call him out as shit posting. So I think it's just a dedicated troll. In any case just report and ignore.

>>9999674
Yeah, I've noticed that too. I figured it was the usual shitstarter from here trying to make us look bad. I guess it could be him doing the spamming here as well.

>>9999999

>>9999487
Maybe they pin/top filter it. You ever see that comic of "I hate my archenemy so much I always keep a picture of them with me, even when I sleep."?

The world is ending and you and your satyr sonfu can only take 1 breeding female each. Who do you pick and who does your son pick? (Also who is your sonfu?)

Thought people would like that prompt

>>10003603
Sounds retarded

>>10003679
>Fallout meets a porno
Idk fampie BAKA

>>10002053
What exactly is the definition of sonfu here? Favorite male satyr?

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>>10006674
Your genetic son or I guess if you want it can be bro tier satyr.

>>10006717
My favorite male satyrs would probably be Simmer and Muddle, but I can't really see myself as their father. Then I'd have to be Fizzle or Garble.

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>>10007712
>My favorite male satyrs would probably be Simmer and Muddle

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>>10007799
They're pretty shit, I agree. As do your digits.

>>10007799
>>10007848
>Giving people shit on their favorite satyrs in a thread about corclejerking autistic inbreeding fantasies
Your opinions would matter more if not for the fact of where we are

>>10008313
>Projecting

>>10008517
I don't think you're using that word correctly.

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>>10002053
Each a random bun. We need to ensure a steady birthrate to maintain a stable population, because I'll need lots of people to witness me. Alternately, I get two buns and he gets nobody until he can overthrow me as warlord and take my place.

>>10009321
Why do you even have to bring another lad?
Just bring 3 buns.

We've already accepted that bestiality is a viable breeding option, so if your genes or theirs aren't good enough to safely linebreed/inbreed for a long time, you could still have your sonfus get some girlfriends from the local woods to deepen the gene pool.

>>10009321
Joe pls

>>10009370
Heck, just grab a few female rabbits from the forest. You'll have an army of bunny daughterus in no time.

>>10009370
>Why do you even have to bring another lad?
>Just bring 3 buns.
I need somebody in charge of putting up shelves to house my collection of trophy skulls taken from my rivals.

>>10009713
So two buns and a eunuch?

>>10009321

>Your second in command, your son, looks up at you on your throne as a score of buns cling to your legs and fawn over you.
>He clutches his AK to his chest and bows slightly in a show of grudging respect.
>"I've returned from raiding the town, just like you commanded."
>You say nothing.
>"There was a lot of loot, but more importantly we showed our strength, dad."
>You frown.
"There is nobody here by that name, boy."
>He rolls his eyes.
>"Right... We showed our strength, Skull Cleaver."
>You nod in approval.
>After a moment of silence, your boy clears his throat.
>"Seeing as I succeeded in my mission, perhaps a reward is called for?"
>You remain silent.
>"Maybe you could grant me one of your breeders? Bluebell, perhaps?"
>Still clinging to your leg with her head resting in your lap, the bun in question blushes and turns her face away from view.
>Another tense moment of silence passes before at last you chuckle.
"No, I don't think so. The strong take what they want, not ask for it to be given."
>Your son clenches his jaw.
"So if you want her, boy, come and take her."
>He grips his weapon tighter for a moment, the prospect of at last ascending to warlord in your place a tempting prospect.
>The seconds tick by as he stares you in the eye.
>At last he sighs, averting his gaze.
>"Another time, perhaps."

>>10009831
Would you kill your own dad for some of that bune poon?

>>9998700
>>9998778
>Ponies aren't allowed here
What the fuck do you think the satyrs' Equestrian parents are?

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>>10010778
>Focus on the non issue of it being non satyr related
>Dont focus on the literal spammer who kills threads because he arbitrarily deems it "slow"

Also if they were ponies it could be more "understanable" but are you gonna tell me that this gets a pass because reasons?

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>>10010478
If my dad was such an irredeemable asshole like that anon sure why not?

>>10007712
Those are some good bro tier pals. I'd pick bro tier Muddle as well but I would give him shit for picking a blind girl to take with him to the new radiated world. Like she cant even farm while we hunt and gather. What the hell?
I'd bring this hearty semon demon who not only has the child bearing hips but can also farm and shit to begin rebuilding society. Also those boobs tho.

>>10010778
>>10011044
Ponies are allowed, but the main topic of this thread is satyrs. Pony pics or whatever that is not in any way satyr-related is simply off-topic.

Fot example, posting a pic with a satyr and ponies in it is fine and on-topic. Posting a pic of a satyr's parent when dicussing the satyr and/or their parent is fine. Posting a pic of any MLP-related character or species and discussing creation of a satyr based on it is fine.

Posting random pony (or humanized) pics out of nowhere with no discussion and no relevance to whatever topic is discussed at the moment is just off-topic.

>>10011781
I know I was not defending the spammer for posting pony pics, I was trying to show the anon that the spammer is not even trying to be on topic by posting humanized pics of ponies. So his spamposting is not some righteous crusade to keep satyr on topic its just shit tier spam that kills good threads.

>>10011828
Agreed.

>>10012637
Who is this cutie?

>>10012709
Lola.
She's Babs Seed's daughter.

>>9935383
>Becasue pushing inbreeding and monster incest is a great way to attract others, right?

>I don't like it
>NOBODY likes it
>I'm going to yell about how the content creator isn't welcome here and say that "we" don't want their stuff
>When several other Anons tell me to stop, I'll proceed to accuse them of allowing "fetishposters" into the thread
>I will then repeat this every time something outside of the narrow view of my approved content is posted for the next several months, all while patting myself on the back for keeping "degenerates" out
>I will ignore how nobody acknowledged the things I don't like and how they didn't become an issue until I had a temper tantrum over them
>If anybody ever tells me that the reason the shitposters keep coming back to post the things I don't like is because they think it's funny that someone in the thread is so easily triggered, I'll plug my ears and tell them that if I didn't go REEEEEEE, then that would somehow invite more people to post the content that only gets posted because I go REEEEEEE.
>When the content creators look at the endless shitposting that has consumed the thread (shitposting which I create at the drop of the hat) and ask themselves "do I actually want to write/draw for these people?", I will spit acid and tell them that nobody wants them there anyway
>When the content creators proceed to leave for better threads and people get upset with me, I'll blame it on all the content that I go REEEEEE about
>I will ignore how our list of write/drawfags went from over a dozen at once to maybe 3 or 4 (2 of which who haven't posted in a month)
>I will ignore how nobody on the board likes the thread I'm in and how it's become infamous for easily-triggered faggots

Being a terrible person is okay when YOU do it, right?

>>10013022
Pretty much this. But sadly that guy will not learn. (Assuming he isn't just a blatent troll) And will probably make some shit excuse to keep doing it.

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>>10013022
>Responding to him.
>Days later.
But why.

You're not wrong, though. He's easily the worst thing in the threads.
Sadly, most every general has at least one REEEtard that decides he's the cop of the threads and throws childish tantrums over anything he doesn't like, making the threads unfun while blaming the content he hates for all the woes he creates. Ours is just overly dedicated.

For my part, I'll probably keep being an Ariana loving, fetish having, incest pushing faggot for satyr for as long as there's a satyr to come back to.
On that note, I really should get back to writing. Would be practicing drawing, but tfw broken stylus.

>>10013148
Nice pic. Don't remember that one.

>>10009616
Wait I gotta ask something of this. In the case of Angel bunny and thr buns made by Glass Flask it was a male bunny impregnating a female human womb. But if a male human impregnates a female bunny womb (and survives) would the baby grow as big as a normal bun satyr or be like a tiny hand held cute childfu?

>>10013212
It's a really old one.

We'd probably either get munchkin buns topping at between 2 and 3 feet minus ears, or small litters and solo births.
It's just an issue of room and attainable nutrition stunting growth though, not genetic. If you breed a munckin bun, you'll get more buns in larger sizes,

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>>10013148
>I'll probably keep being an Ariana loving, fetish having, incest pushing faggot for satyr for as long as there's a satyr to come back to.

>>10013022
>how our list of write/drawfags went from over a dozen at once to maybe 3 or 4 (2 of which who haven't posted in a month)
Because they are fucking sick and tired of how almost everyone tries to turn everything into incest and shipping. You fucking know that many of them said that themselves. Hell, a LOT of people on /mlp/ have said that they like satyrs but stay the hell away from the satyr general because of fetish-pushing faggots like you who just HAS to make everything weird as hell, even when someone is trying to talk about plain lewd.
>"Man, what a hot satyr"
>"Yeah, I would totally hit that"
>"I'd totally hit that to-"
>"-and impregnate my daughter"
>"..."
>"What, you don't want to impregnate your own child and turn her into a cocksock so you can raise an empire of inbred retards? Here, have an anthro pig."

It's impossible to keep it normal if you want to bang a satyr. It HAS to be your own fucking child almost every damn time. And it has to turn into inbreeding too.
And you call those in a general that started with family feels who don't like you posting autistic things trolls and shitposters?

The majority on /mlp/ have standards, you have none of that. Why you even joined the satyr general is a mystery.

>>10013594
>Hell, a LOT of people on /mlp/ have said that they like satyrs but stay the hell away from the satyr general

Huh if only we had some kind of idk seperate general where people who want to talk about lewd shit can come to and people who want family feels can keep the main thread pure and on topic. Im sure that will be beneficial in providing a safe space where anons can talk their SFW content and not come to said fetish thread to endlessly berate the anons following the agreement and keeping their fetish shit contained and not pollute the main thread. Such a shame no such things exist. Guess we will have to all share a single space in /mlp/ and...wait.

>Here's an anthro pig
Nice toxic jab at MT for drawing something she wanted to see. Surely hateful attitude to her work which she enjoys won't drive her away from this thread. It most assuredly was the anons who were having fun and talking with her on building up the character that will drive her off. Not the triggered tumblrina who hurls off handed insults and shits on her for drawing something she likes. No he's an innocent anon who dindu nuffin.

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>>10013594
Here, have an anthro pig.

>>10014320
Kek.

Also honey is one super mega cutie. I just want to hug her and fuck her sexually.

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>>10014479
I want to teach her advanced regeneration magic and have her cook parts of herself for family meals.

>>10013900
>berate the anons following the agreement and keeping their fetish shit contained and not pollute the main thread.
>Implying
Nice try at making yourself look innocent and not guilty at all for the mess the satyr general is in.
I've seen you post in the Incestuous general and throw shit around to no bloody end a few times because many there wanted nothing to do with us.

What do we have?
>Inbred bunny empire
>Inbreeding in general
>Turning your kids into cocksocks
>Monster offsprings
>monster harem incest
>More incest and endless shipping
>Not a whole lot related to ponies because many prefers to focus on monster- and animal offsprings
Try talking about things like that in the Batpony general, Mothpony general, AiE, Flutterrape, Royal Guard Mare thread, or any of the other generals: They will all tell you to go fuck yourself. But of course that wouldn't stop you. You would just start posting as much of that stuff as possible while screaming that everyone who doesn't like it are samefagging shitposters, just like you have done in the satyr general countless times in the past.

You really need to learn when an idea you have is autistic as hell and does more harm than good to a general, because at this rate you may as well remove
>pony
from this line in the OP
>A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony (or any other sort of creature) decide to get freaky

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>>10014536

>>10015525
>>10015536
>30 posts left
You impossible faggot.

>>10015547
Just get those reports rolling.

>>10015890

>>10014584
>The exact same copy and paste talking points every time
Yeah you're a troll. And just because trolls go around taking satyr outside of here does not make us responsible. And nice ignoring of the MT comment. Really goes to show you only care about starting shit and driving away content creators.

>>10016827
>Implying I was trolling
Who was it that permanently scarred the satyr general on /mlp/ now again? Oh yeah, fetishfags who wouldn't shut up about incest and other fetishes. You know damn well that's not a lie.