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>>9924872
Jasper is best gem

HAIRY
ZIRCON
TITTIES

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Gems should dress up like aliens

>>9924927
But why

Gotta love forced memes.

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Reposting in case the OR doesnt see it in the last thread before it 404

>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv

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4EVA

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>>9924872
Here you got OP
sides this only human gems I have is jasper, but no one wants that

>>9924967
That looks nothing like Bob.

>>9924967
>random girl in baseball outfit
Just post the Jasper.

>>9924937
i miss peridot's m mouth

>>9924937
>youre watching the worst gem on tv, Ayy lmoa up

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>>9923294
already listening again, it's actually comfy

>>9924967

That's a cute Lapis

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>>9924872

hey /sug/
so who "killed" themselves this time?

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>>9924979
>>9924985
picky, kek
and well what do you know, I lied
got a peridot one too

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New thing. Enjoy.

So witch one did drawfriend choose to draw?

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>>9925014
>Lapis

It's clearly max.

>>9925043
Someone who drank rubbing alcohol, someone who considered a fake tumblr leak real and the guy who thinks joke tweets are real.

>>9925054
Damn dude, that observation. I'll be needing to verify this

>>9925054
kek I like that first jasper face

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>>9924967

>>9925058
drawfriend shot himself

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>>9924936
That comic was cute af and probably the only decent comic SU will ever get.

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>>9925079

>>9925085
That's real? The rubbing alcohol?

You know what the worst part of aspergers is?

It's not the social dysfunction, or the inevitable cringe memories, or even the bad hyegene

It's the fact that in most cases your detail-oriented mind is going to make connections that nobody else would figure out, and they will treat you like a retard because they don't understand you

>>9925129
no you idiot

>>9925161
I keep seeing it referenced. I don't even know how it started.

>>9925109
>All comics so far have been low budget jank
>This was decently made, slice of life and everyone just getting along
I dont know who sold their soul for this but im eternally grateful

>>9920289
I recorded audio cumming to that one Paddy you were posting but I chickened out and deleted it

>>9925152

connections like what?

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Best shippu

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>>9925293
drink it away

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>>9925259
Agreed

>>9925344
I don't drink

>>9925293
I want an army of sad Blue Diamonds

>>9925344
I don't think alcohol would make gems drunk

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

>>9925293
i love you platonically and as a friend

>>9925023
>you will never marry this Lapis

I don't want to live anymore.

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>>9925344
don't drink it away
t. someone who used to try to drink their troubles away

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>>9925356
then masturbate the sad away

>>9925377
they wouldn't have tits either

>>9925379
>png
FAKE

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Gems should be taking care of by their mommy

>>9925382
Kys or whatever.

>>9925180
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9884449/#9886467

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>>9925382
Come to think of it, anyone got all those bikini lapis requests that one anon was collecting?

>>9925415
Tsundere anon.

>>9925413
>Yellow
>Jasper's mom

Dumb Jasperfag.

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>>9925430
Original requester here. It's just that one and this one as far as I know.

>>9925407
That is a great Blue Diamond...
>>9925386
Wanna chat anon? Got a discord?

>>9925447
An adopted mom is still a mom.

>>9925430
What's even the point of wearing a top when they're that small?

>>9925233
for example, kill la kill. People see an anime with boobs and fight scenes and they immediately turn their brains off. It's just mindless, trashy entertainment.

I can't do that. My brain stays on and starts dissecting it, processing it symbolically and interpreting it on several different layers.

On one layer I see boobs. On another I see a story about a girl who goes to high school, starts bleeding and is embarassed by her skimpy outfit. At first it makes her weaker but when she stops being ashamed of her body she gets stronger. Meanwhile, the main villainess makes clothes that cover the body and sees the naked female form as a thing to molest. She calls shame of one's body the original sin and draws her income and power from it, yet the outfits she makes give power but cover the body.

On a third level I wonder if the characters are actually aware mako is a lesbian or if they just think she's being weird. Gamagoori doesn't seem to get it and his friends egg him on to ask her out in the epilogue

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>>9925476
indeed people could draw some good BD lewds

>>9925470
Damn. I was hoping it was a big thing. Please collect more.

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>>9925430
There's a few of them

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>>9925484
She likes to pretend there's something there.

>>9925481
It's not, it's a caretaker then.

>>9925496
wait, when people say "turn your brain off" do they mean literally don't think about anything? That's impossible. I thought everyone did what you're talking about.

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>>9925506
And the most believable.

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>>9925412
when was that ever a thing with me

>>9925550
At least she has a gemgina.

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interesting, also what did everyone think of OK KO?

>>9925501
I want SLB to hang around and draw stuff here if he feels like it. /aco/ got pissy with him when he didn't do their requests

>>9925585
It looks fucking ugly.

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>>9925590
I love this artist! Nice!!

>>9925588
It'd be cool but I doubt he'd want to come here of all places given some people here dont really like his art too much.

>>9925590
I wish it would look this pretty. Knowing the show they're fusion would look gross.

>>9925551
FAAAKE

>>9925623
That's true. Unfortunately

>>9925585
It's mediocre

>>9925623
>some people here dont really like his art too much.
Sadly this. Personally I can't seem to enjoy most of his drawings.

>>9925007
confirmed males

>>9925679
bait or ignorant of how joke tweets work.

>>9925585
That's very cool for kids

>>9925709
He's a retard, just ignore him.

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>>9925644
>>9925667
his stuff honestly is an acquired taste, I like and can appreciate the style he goes for but the don bluth style was strange even back then.

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>>9925667
Some people don't like how a lot of his stuff looks like its from Don bluths locked drawer
I guess I've gotten use to it or whatever happens when you jack off to drawn porn more then real people

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>>9925732
Best pair.
[spoiler]Also someone should color this[/spoiler]

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>>9925762
He does do big butts well

>>9925637
What do you mean?

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>>9924937

>>9925743
>>9925762
Now the second one is nice. It doesn't exaggerate the proportions like the first one. I mean, look at that head.
Sadly for SLB, Don Bluth's style was always supposed to be animated.

>>9925496
that's... not that special, friend. You just have the dedication to appreciate the show on a different level beyond the fanservice. Actually, I think KLK had considerably less "fanservice-y" moments compared to actual ecchi anime.

>>9925819
I don't like this.

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>>9925827
He kind of goes one or the other for all of his stuff

>>9925109
That comic with Lapis made me love her so much. She is just so sweet in that.

>>9925858
She looks like she's melting.

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>>9925623
he's drawn some decent SU stuff before. Generally flabby milfs.

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am dru k, what gun shold i buy next

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what a cutie

>>9925913
sks

>>9925915
You sad?

>>9925913
Fucken nerf it lad

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How's everyone doing tonight?

>>9925877
She's always sweet to Steven.

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>>9925857
Oh you will. y o u a r e n e x t

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>>9925915
post sads

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>>9925978
shitty

>>9926003
This is cute.

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Gems should get bigger

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>>9925996
whats wrong zircfag

>>9926003
Looks like OK KO.

>>9926029
Stop this.

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>>9925996
Oh. Shoot, why's that?

>>9925992
Lapidirt is canon

>>9925978
Pretty good nice choice of pelo

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Donut harem

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>>9926060
Time to kill Rebecca.

>>9925942
yea

>>9925585
man, it would have been awesome to have one of these as a kid

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>>9926052

>>9926103
Wanna chat

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>>9926029
tru

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>>9926063
Looks like gems were shopped

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>>9926049
Why contain it?

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>>9926207

>>9926204
Stop.

>>9925933
>>9925973
considerable, thees an sks at my LGS in aswm conditin, i might get it.
and irs alwaysbnerf or nothin buoy

>>9926133
Please

Do you have a discord? I can post a throwaway email for the name if you want to talk there.
Here is fine too though

Post some music .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uemn79gOxeQ

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>>9926237
Holy fuck, you really are drunk. I'm amazed you're still conscious, considering that spelling.

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>>9926190
Maybe.

>>9926275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>9926279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx__zn7Mx4k

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>>9925585
Mighty is best body

>>9926250
I'm on mobile right now. No discord either.
You sure you'd be fine talking here?

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>>9925023

Fucking negro

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>>9926034
>>9926052
anxiety's hitting bad tonight, i dont want to be awake but i cant go to sleep without nightmares

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>>9926315
Fucking redneck.

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>>9926279
intoxicatcn anx firmes are a constanf in my life, its micracluous i havent shot myslef yet
edot: the cptcha rook m3 multiple tried

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>>9926029
this

>>9926275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kdxUY9_vns

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>>9926336
Oh.

>>9926275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd1Jg2A8D3M is this good enough for you anon?

>>9926336
that sucks, I feel you though, minus the nightmares.

>>9926310
I mean I would prefer a chat place like discord but here is okay I guess

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>>9926344
Well, there's always tomorrow, isn't there?

>>9926336
I wish I could still have nightmares.

>>9926336
I think the real nightmares begin when you woking up

>>9926275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xklaYvFzVg

>>9926315
kys you backwoods uncle-fucker. Go blow up your house making meth.

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>>9926398
anoth3rdat, another gun, i have 19 i tjink
i lost count, one of thse wijn kill me

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>>9926336

Don't let it get too you just stay calm and post dem gem tiddies

>>9926396
Sorry, I would invite you to the flock, but I can't access my computer now.
What's up with you?

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>>9926441
Seriously though, you should probably get some help.

All of my sperm is for gems!

>>9926500
Gems are lesbos. SORRY

>>9926526
Yeah especially rose

>>9926275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmjCOZ-bbuY

>>9926452
I'm just the anon that comes here and whines about being sad and in pain all the time

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>>9926526
Amethyst.

>>9926545
She is lesbian from gem perspective

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>>9926486
whys dthat, collexting antigue firemarz.is perfectly normal aquarmarine
dont judhebme younlittle shit, you collect people

>>9926593
What?

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>>9926275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQyGbv0oZ8

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>tfw you will mostly likely be in pain the rest of your life and be alone when you die

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>>9926441

KAR-98 luger pistol are you a nazi?

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>>9926604
I meant the alcohol. Why would I care that you collect weapons?

>>9926580
Yeah you post the same pic usually.
Why are you sad? Is it too personal to write here?

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>>9926647
oh, it helps me cope with fhe fact i have no gf

>>9926655
I've mentioned it here before but probably not worth getting into again

Repeat pictures because this computer is new and I don't have a lot on it yet.

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>>9926689
I know it's not Friday, but this is all too fitting.
Consider that you might not need one, anon.

>>9926693
into again here I meant

>>9926693
Later today (1am here) I'll be on the flock, do you wanna talk there?
I don't mind getting into it.

>>9926626
point of view

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Martha is the best mom, you can't deny it.

>>9926766
Okay I guess

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>>9926743
but im lonely

>>9926633
>The universe doesn't care, nothing matters, life is pointless except for the fleeting happiness of human love and affection that we can grab in the mere moments we have on earth, and making the world a fair, kind, loving, joyous place while we are here is the only thing in all of existence that has any weight in the long term

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>>9926832
Just do what I do when I'm lonely. Or bored. Shatter someone.

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>>9926835

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>>9925585
best O.C

(no bully pls)

>>9926765
Sure
It's 1am here also. I usually don't get up until noonish but just mention it here when you can and I'll watch for it in the threads

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>tfw living at home means I can't drink the depression away anymore

>>9926871
I fucking love this, thank you

>>9926835
and I don't even have that

>>9926893
Whenever someone posts about about life and love being meaningless, I have to post this.

>>9926871
All of the molecules in your body were born in the hearts of stars, in the foundry of atomic manufacturing, and now they have come together in a fashion capable of understanding that fact. We are made of starstuff, contemplating the stars. We are the universe having evolved to be able to conceive of itself.

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Holy shit, I wasted an entire fucking hour making this. What the fuck is wrong with me

>>9926874
Yeah I'm prob be on around 3-4pm. I'm mug on there.

>>9926949
Well that's a li'l cute.

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>>9926862
awuemine please, murder isnt the anser

>>9926885
You wanna talk too?

>>9926937
Atoms. not molecules. Most of the molecules in you formed either inside you or something you ate

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>>9926949

When anon starts to think bad of him/herself

>>9926985
Yep, you're right, my mistake. I waxed too poetic and lost the thread of scientific reference.

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>>9926975
Are you sure?

>>9925007
>Zircons confirmed to not follow Sharia Law
Is it bad that I fully anticipate an SU-Critical shitfest? After the autistic shrieking over Pink Lars I'm ready for anything.

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>>9926949
Shit I kinda like the visor on Aqua, it's honestly very cute. You did a good job

>>9927011
Pink Lars is great, these people suck.

I'm sorry. I know none of you care but I am still so fucking amazed that you can make an explosive out of sugar and pink salt. Not only that but you can cook it into actual (though extremely salty and partially carcinogenic) candy

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>>9926984
eh
I'm just going to keep distracting myself and limiting myself to a drink or two
thanks though

>>9926949
How dare you

>>9927036
>>9926995
>>9926964

I'm glad you like it. I kind of feel like I should have added a second pair of eyes over hers since there is no way in hell I could convincingly shoop in extra arms

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>>9927009
awje marine please

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Anyone here wanna date me?
I'm a bit shy

>>9927064
My mom's basically a alcoholic, so I get it kinda. It's good your cutting back.

>>9927124

Amythist Post nudes

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>>9927104
Is there a problem? It's not like organics are worth anything.

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Armstrong's fallen in with a bad crowd. Will you rehabilitate them or let them be a delinquent?

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>>9927214
if you mayst murder, do so to du colmmusonts herr aqumarine

>>9927174
thanks
It used to be bad when I was in college. It got to 4-6 drinks a day in college, sometimes more (4 gets me drunk if I drink it really quickly like I used to).
I hope your mom cuts back too, addiction is always tough to drop

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>>9927236
Hmm.. Fine. I can concede that point. I'm off to kill some "colmmusonts".

>>9927259
My sister is an alcoholic. She usually pairs a tall glass of diet coke and gin with sleeping pills. My husband, when we stopped and visited her, noted something i had never picked up on: The entire afternoon, her one glass never actually emptied. It would variate up and down but she never actually finished it. I have already said goodbye in my heart. If her husband can't or won't do anything about it, I'll just let her live her life how she likes.

>>9927259
Thank you.
I can't imagine going to class drunk. Did you pass? College is pretty demanding.

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squawls

>>9927318
Fuck man, I get it. My father is an alcoholic, has been for a good long while. Almost made me leave home penniless a few times, but nowadays it just strengthens my resolve to not drink fucking alcohol.

I can't find any good SU fanfic

Life is Suffering.

>>9927357
I did, the heavy use started my last 2 semesters when my schedule was much lighter. the demand to keep up my grades and my depression pushed me
>>9927318
i'm so sorry anon

>tfw stress/sadness eating
>tfw can't tell if food is off slightly or if I'm enjoying it less

>>9927374
I never have had much of a taste for it. My sister went through a lot of Shit in her life, the kind that demands a capital letter. I understand why she has to drink. I don't blame her, for the drinking or for any of the stuff she did to me, it was shit-rolls-down-hill from our dad, who was a monster. I just hope she doesn't go having a kid before she does herself in, because her husband is a big well-meaning human thumb, and I would probably have to take custody of her kid, because our dad is a registered sex offender, and our mom makes spiders look maternal.

>>9927374
Same. Seeing the way it changes my mom, it makes me scared to drink and become like that.

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>>9927315
Vunderbar, heil diamond!

>>9927404
I'm glad you passed at least. Keep fighting your addiction.

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>>9927214

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What kind of man builds a machine to kill a girl?

>>9927512
One with determination, and possibly an engineering degree?

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Fuck man, I just read a book about Jeffery Dahmer written by a guy who knew him growing up. As a guy with a dangerous kink (i.e. harmful to others), hearing how his destructive fetish turned him into a serial killer scared the living shit out of me

Also, added the eyes

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>>9927531

>>9927531
An EVIL Engineering Degree.

>>9927578
Oddly enough, the EVIL engineering degree is only a few credits off from the normal one. Apparently it is purely an academic difference.

>>9927547
Lol I listened to a podcast about his life. Dahmer was fucked up. All those victims and their body parts... Ughh.

Who else /wouldratherbeasleep99%ofthetime/ here

>>9927592
True true. When I went for my PhD in EVIL Information Technology from the Mengele Institute of Technology it was only an additional 8 credit hours in anti-ethics and anti-morality classes.

>>9927641
ME. Sleeping is the best.

>>9927604
the story I read was only about what it was like growing up a member of the "Jeffery Dahmer fan club" back when that sort of name wasn't creepy, but more a mean-spirited jab at a mentally ill kid who constantly pretends to have a speech impediment and palsy for laughs, and who

>>9927641
same

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hello

>>9927722
Yo

>>9927666
See, that's some bullshit. My college made me take Introduction to Malice AND Applied Doomsday Weaponry, and I keep hearing that's not the norm. Man, fuck Luthor Technical College.

>>9927722
sup

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>>9927722

Hello.

>>9927698
Yeah. He didn't have a abusive childhood like many serial killers, he was just really lonely. He wanted attention, and was a control freak.
>Trying to make sex zombies noooo man.

>>9927757
That is the risk you take when attending a college with a tripple A reputation. (Antagonism, Ambition, and Amorality)

I'm sure M.I.T. still owns my next 3 Doomsday weapons. Grrrr....

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>>9927773
>sex zombies

>>9927757
>needing a collage to get a doomsday weapon
if some autist could make weapons grade plutonium from smoke detectors, then theres no excuse for you

>>9927816
Dahmer did target non-white males. He would have went for Lars.

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>>9927767
hello, fellow pearlfag

so will this level of quality be kept up through the rest of the show or was it just one good moment and back to shit

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>>9927880

I wasn't going to post, but I couldn't resist. This may be the first time a fellow Blue Pearl poster has been on at the same time.

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>>9927934
neat

>>9927932

The rest of Season 5 is townie episodes except for the finale. No new songs will be introduced. Seasons 6 will do away with the main plot and focus instead on Peedee breaking away from the Fryman family and forging his own way with baked potatoes.

>>9927955
Source?

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>>9927952
Indeed. Well. Enjoy.

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>>9927955
>the last episode of S6 will be a poorly made jaspidemtion episode and then the show gets cancelled, only to be rebooted ten years later as CRYSTAL GEMS GO!

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>>9927968
Inside this cave.

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I am close to a panic attack

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>>9927986
What about this cave?

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>>9927979
cant wait for the one where lapis and peridot yell MEEP MORP for an entire episode

Crap, so it turns out that gunpowder candy I was excited about for my character is just what they make smoke bombs out of. Guess he has no reason to use that

>>9927998
you deserve it

>>9927998
Breathe anon.
What caused this?

>>9928002

That is where the plot of the Steven Universe movie is kept.

>>9928026
>Steven Universe movie
we /spongebob/ now?

>>9928036
yes, then we only need to wait 8 more seasons until it gets decent again

>>9928026
Damn, I wanna go inside Fluorite!!

>>9928052
Like Lapis, she may never let you go.

How do you feel about the spongebob musical that's on Broadway

>>9928009
>Storyboarded by Lauren Zuke

>>9928019
Probably
>>9928020
Okay im taking some deep breaths
I don't know just dread and panic setting in

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>>9927986
Fucken noice.

>>9928071
It might be worth it. I could give you guys all the leaks!

>>9928080
what would zuke do if she was writing for say, spongebob? what would Aron springier do if he was writing for SU?
these are questions that haunt my nightmares

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HOLY HECKY BECKY IS A QT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9928104
The relationship between Spongebob and Patrick would turn full homo.

Meanwhile, Peridot would get inexplicably dumber and be an idiot savant for machines.

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>>9928117

>>9928081
Is that common for you? Panic attacks are pretty scary

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>>9928143

>>9928117
her voice is incredibly sexy

>>9928128
>an entire episode of steven psychologically torturing BD for an entire episode ala one course meal and boating buddies

>>9928128
Not Squidward? Lapis is basically Squidward now. And SpongeBob is Peridot....

>>9928152
I want to cum on her vocal chords.

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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! IAN IS THE COOLEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE HIS HAIR!!!

>>9928165
Ian will crucify you

>>9928144
It's becoming more and more common lately
They are

>>9928161
I am not a clever man. That and I'm too fucking old to have watched Spongebob all that much. It came out when I was in my 20s and I wasn't interested.

>>9928128
>an episode where steven gets an infected cut and it gets worse and worse until it just hurts to look at

>>9928208
>the gems finally take him to the doctor
>he has stage 4 cancer

>>9928229
also pearl/lars torture porn

>>9928175
They might be into it. If they aren't, I'm not such a big asshole as to push my way in there.

>>9928229
>he dies
>Steven After Not Surviving

>>9928183
Im sorry to hear that. Keep breathing and relax yourself.
Try to do something to distract yourself too. Like play a game.

>>9928208
>Episode ends when Steven is reminded he has healing spit

>>9928258
>healing spit seeps into the wounds in the most grotesque imagery possible

>>9928207
How old are you!? I was like 3 when SpongeBob came out.

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Good morning I love you

>>9925216
WOW SMALL

>>9928243
Ian seems super protective of Rebecca. So idk.

>>9928254
I'm laying in bed watching lets plays already when it happened

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>eat lunch
>play CS:GO
>stop playing
>1:30AM
what the fuck

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OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!! I JUST FOUND THIS VIDEO WHERE BECKY AND STEVEN ARE DRAWING! GO WATCH IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFqhNbuC42A

>>9928333
not protective anymore, since he left her

>>9925447
YELLOW IS HER STEPMOM HER REAL MOM DIED YOU INSENSITIVE DICKHEAD

>>9928274

I don't like to be precise on the internet, but I'm in my 40s.

>>9928350
I know this is for kids but holy fuck the sound effects are obnoxious.

>>9928335
Maybe stretch or take a shower? Just keep yourself breathing.

>>9928361
Pink Diamond will always be Jasper's only mommy

>>9928338
welcome to life.

>>9928376
I didn't think someone in their 40s would like SU. I'm 21 btw.

>>9928392
What kiind of stretching do you mean? It's almost 2:30am and its a small house so can't take a shower
I'm breathing
Thank you by the way

>>9928350
I want him to fuck me until I die

>>9928403
fuck
ever since i became a NEET ive lost track of time
i dont even know what fucking day it is

>>9928165
weird.
i just want her to whisper lewd things in my ear. she used to sound more high pitched and nervous. but now her voice is deeper and smoother. i love it

>>9928430
i know that feel

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>>9928427

>>9928430
Neither do i. Not by heart.

>>9928417
I'm not the only one. Lots of us like it. The wife and our two kids all watch together. Though I am, by far, the biggest fan.

>>9928420
Just some arm or leg stretches. To keep yourself distracted.

anyone got the pic of that sexy IRL pearl body that was posted the other night?

>>9928438
dosnt help that no one even calls or visits
if i didnt have 4chan i would have no way of communicating

>>9928420
you sound tired
take some sleeping pills and go to bed

>>9928461
That sounds adorable.