HG Thread
Kill yourselves
>>9924093
>cuddles the Mayor and his awesome tastes
>>9924101
already did
>>9924101
Stay salty /kpop/
>>9924101
Stay obsessed
psh... Kill urseff HG
>>9924068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aioXn0ut6gE
>>9924101
Been there, done that
>>9924022
>>9924034
This is the problem with you folks. You come up to me almost every time I'm walking down the street screaming at me about some dumb thing like meatballs. If it isn't that, you're always pushing me down and stealing my stuffed animals.
That's it, enter the next game. I'm going to stuff you, and wear you on my bag as a meatball plushie.
>>9924031 (Ash)
Well, that's your choice. But let me tell you, you'll be missing out! But yeah, I'll probably be staying the night if that's alright. I doubt they'll ask too many questions back home.
>Haru takes a seat at the end of the dock and sits idly as he plants some bait, casts a line and waits for a bite.
>>9924068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1griB-cC10
>I found out about Mutoid Man only a couple of days ago and goddamn am I glad I did
>>9924111
>You cannot handle the sensory overload now that the real Fyxe is cuddling you!
>...
>ERROR: MAYOR.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING!
>...
>MAYOR.EXE HAS CRASHED!
>You pass out within her arms.
>>9923997
Huh? Well I was kind of made with that in mind but you not doing that means a lot.
>Despite his nervousness Kaito is still smiling, just not as close to Kosaku as he was.
Another message? Sure if you don't see whoever it is for I'll convey it for you.
>>9924053
Ahhh!
>Kaito does his best to try and push the crazy person off of himself.
>>9924129
>>9924130
>>9924134
>Giving it (You)s
Ya'll retarded.
>>9924068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9eBLdpRDcQ
I wait for the day that someone thirsts after me so I can turn everything on them and freak the fuck out.
>>9924068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFg6NgnQNIE
>>9924156
>Takes off his shirt revealing an explosive vest
>>9924068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_vrJYT8Cuk
>>9924068
https://youtu.be/M0CfCdQ2zPU
>>9924068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v372aagNItc
>>9924152
Oh... he fell asleep...
Hmm, well, I should probably put it on that bed over there and let him dream...
Night...
>capcha: betta kill
>>9924156
>Kosaku nods, fighting back a smile. "I'm safe! Even if I don't see her, if this man does, my quiet life will be assured. やった! Luck is truly on my side!"
Oh, I'm sure you know about Elizabeth. If you see her, can you tell her that I'd be willing to take up her offer now?
>Kosaku sighs internally. "Now I sound like a pervert. I should have worded it better."
>>9924146
>Spending the night
Someone leak the sextape
>>9924068
https://youtu.be/gdoyZLrhAH0
>going on a nostalgia trip right now.
>>9924179
>The vodka washes; getting her covered in it neck to toe. The closed sign earns an disappointed sound from her.
Oh well! I'll come back tomorrow!
>>9924174
You wouldn't dare blow yourself up! At least before praying to your heathen god!
>Kaito covers the terrorists mouth thinking it would actually make a difference.
>>9924234
Take up her offer? Alright, did she offer you a job or something? Actually.. It's probably not my place to ask, that'd be like mailmen reading our mail.
>Kaito just nods, though it definitely looks like he's thinking about something.
>>9924273
>Detaches his own head revealing he is a robot
>explodes
>>9924146
So are you a pro, or is at all just a hobby?
Hi HG
>>9924273
Well, it's rather important for me. I cannot reveal much about what she offered me, but what I can tell you is that it involves me going back to Morioh. She truly is a kind person, isn't she?
>Kosaku still stares at Kaito, his gaze expressionless. "He's thinking of asking me about the offer she gave me, isn't he?"
What's the matter? You look like something is troubling you.
>>9924297
>Kaito is torn apart by the explosion, bits and pieces of him are raining down.
>>9924340
What the fuck
>>9924340
Oh my god.
Is that Megaman's foot?
>>9924179
>Well isn't this a bloody surprise? It's a restaurant that serves bricks! How quaint!
>>9924225
>The golden dawn stretches across the horizon, bright splashes of gold and orange oozing downward before being lost behind the omnipresent mountains that border the landscape, the area between being filled up with forest foliage that covers the land before you as far as your eye can see. The echoes of birds chirping weave outward from the trees, the force of that singular sound combining, creating a blanket of tranquility that invites you to wrap yourself in it, as you're doing with ease. Upon your trusty, armored steed, clutching your legendary Excalibur, you're plated with tin armor of your own making, it having seen enough battles to outlast the Hundred-Years War by itself. And behind you rests your one, true, fair maiden, her multicolored locks of hair flowing whichever way the wind dictates, her arms wrapped around you as you two gaze out over the sublime, unchanging world, in the confines of perfect harmony.
>All this, created within your own mind as Fyxe puts you to bed. Sweet dreams, you.
>>9924340
lmao, where the hell are the kids even going, what do they expect to find? lol
>>9924365
type less
>>9924344
I'd probably say she's more hard to read and eccentric than nice, but you've probably talked to her more than I have so my judgment is probably ill-informed.
>Kaito just scratches his neck and sighs.
It's nothing, just taking my time to think about something.
>>9924335
>Haru starts whistling a short little tune before Ash asks his question.
It's mostly a hobby, but sometimes it's a job without pay! There's more of an emotional reward, so the satisfaction is the paycheck. What it's all for, I can't really say, my home planet doesn't want me discussing it with people like you. Sorry!
What went wrong?
>>9924365
type less
>>9924365
type less you fucking turbo-faggot furry nigger.
I'm gonna host again, another game, just let me finish a new background
>>9924365
>She cannot be aware of all that of course, but somewhere, in another dimension, she is, and she posts as she reads this:
:100: ! Would read again
>>9924469
This thread?
>>9924481
Yeah this thread, it's a B-tier game, it doesn't need its own thread.
>>9924469
We have to go back...to island!? Hopefully I have better luck this time.
>>9924495
red no
>>9924495
Nah, where we're going is still a hot place but... less cheerful
>>9924430
What's the difference? In my opinion, you do seem a bit hard to understand, and you're certainly eccentric, as well. I'm sure you remember that them where you... fantasised about my family. The both of you are one and the same.
>Kosaku keeps staring at Kaito with a blank expression. "Does he think I'm stupid?"
And would it be alright if you could tell me what you're thinking about? If it what I think it is, you're gravely mistaken. I'm married.
>>9924502
>>9924505
This some secret code?
>>9924513
More heat...oh well no use complaining.
>>9924505
>Red
How many avas he has
>>9924348
>the crowd claps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt_j96Pgwhw
>>9924540
>how many ava's he has
Stop trying to show off your ava's, Red.
Okay first whatever for Fyxe's infierno. Still without a proper feast and Arenas. Bet you guys would have prefered the Labyrinth?
GUESS WHAT?
It's still not finished either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdMY5jR7yYY
>>9924436
What do you mean people like me? Human? Haru we just teleported across the globe and you still think I'm a regular human?
>>9924526
(that time where you
wryyyyy)
>>9924599
Boudica
>>9924599
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>9924599
Good Hunter
>>9924599
Lana's mother
>>9924599
Aron.
>>9924599
Ryougi Shiki
>>9924599
Ryuuko Matoi
>>9924599
Mayor of Cantown
>>9924599
Reigen Arataka
>>9924599
Memoca
>>9924599
Elias Ainsworth
>>9924599
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9924599
Dave Strider
>>9924599
Catling gun
>>9924599
Erufuda-san
>>9924599
Merak
>>9924599
Ochako Uraraka
(I hope I got the secret call right this time.)
>>9924599
Bru.
>>9924599
Usotsuki
>>9924599
Inkling
>>9924599
Ridley
>>9924599
Ulquoirra Cefir
>>9924599
Ai Ebihara
>>9924599
Kellam
>>9924599
Mirage
>>9924599
yes skeleton
>>9924599
Big Pajeet
>>9924599
Baki Hanma
>>9924599
Seiga Kaku
>>9924599
Ketchup man
>>9924599
Draco
>>9924526
Well.. I guess no one is easy to read a-and don't blame me for that..! I'm made to be like this and since all my siblings are out living in their own of course I'd want a family... I guess that's a wish of an eccentric man.
>Kaito smile dims just a tad, going from happy to content.
I was just thinking about the last time I talked to her.
>>9924599
Gigavolt
>>9924599
Mae
>>9924599
Character From A Game That's Alive Again
>>9924599
Shinichi Mochizuki
>>9924599
Kaito
>>9924599
Marge Simpson
>>9924068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WpanumAXiI
>>9924599
Sarah and Duck
>>9924599
Doctor Mario
>>9924599
Best Skull Grunt
>>9924600
I never said that, pay attention! I just meant people that weren't like us, the ones back on my planet! Whether you're a human, not a human, an animal, or a rock, I can't share the details with you!
>>9924599
Minnie May
>>9924599
Naoe Yamato
Five more people please.
>>9924738
Stu
>>9924738
Literally me
>>9924738
Cheese
>>9924738
Joker
>>9924738
Fighter
>>9924738
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9924702
Ok, ok! I get it! No need to get so worked up Haru. We're here to relax, remember?
I'm gay
I'm on comfy hosting mode, so your hears won't have to suffer. I won't scream... as much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
>>9924770
>>9924776
>>9924777
You guys really need to work on your speed....
>>9924818
And?
>>9924820
I accept this challenge.
>>9924820
>>9924690
>>9924776
>>9924820
Ready to go.
>>9924820
May the best win!
>>9924820
>You are AWAKE AGAIN and READY for this descent in Hell!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENX86F7s234
>>9924605
>>>boudicca
>a buckler
>an ornate steel sword
THIS IS SO FUCKING WRONG REEEEEE
>>9924820
Let's begin.
>>9924820
>>9924770
>>9924649
>>9924820
Time to do lose some weight! or maybe buy some french fries in hell... whatever comes first
>>9924792
I know! I'm just setting the record straight is all!
Y'know, I don't think the fish are biting right now...it might be too late for us to be sitting out here. Where's this beach house at? I'm already pretty tired.
Give Paula's spot to the slowpoke!
>>9924607
>>9924777
Oh yeah, 3 minutes to swap and stuff
>>9924820
Hoo-kay...It's go time. I'm ready for this!
>>9924820
Let's get a move on.
>>9924820
I'm making this hapen
>>9924820
This district is kind of.. Ah, well I'm really.
>>9924820
Let's go! Coo!
>>9924820
>>9924678
>>9924880
>>9924820
Let's get ready to RUMBLE!
>>9924820
Let's do our best, guys! Let's show them what the District 5 is really capable of. Merak, Bru, Usotsuki, let's go!
>>9924864
Thank you.
>>9924820
Let's play nice everyone.
>>9924820
Just because I lack speed, doesn't mean anything! I'll still hit things twice as hard.
>>9924829
Oh, well.... thanks.
>>9924853
Blame fate not me ;-;
>>9924898
>>9924664
I understand. Still, I was quite concerned when you were speaking so strangely about them. With a personality like that, I'm almost surprised you don't already a family. Oh! I apologize for the insensitive remark!
>Kosaku nods, remembering that the last time they talked, an explosion occurred.
You are? How did it go?
>>9924877
>Ash gets up and points behind
Yeah, I probably didn't account for the time zones and such. Anyways it's right behind us huge two story house, can't really miss it. Ah well it was nice while it lasted.
>>9924898
>What just happened
>>9924910
>>9924820
>Vague mumblings of agreement in a sleepy tone
>>9924898
>>9924939
Common 4chan glitch. Someone posted that image at the exact same time you posted yours.
>>9924912
I didn't feel like coming to this lame place right now anyway. Do your best or whatever...
>The rude girl walks back home.
>>9924900
Paula thinks you're cool for doing this. Too bad Paula can't see how cool you are in the game!
>>9924948
And thank you.
>>9924963
Hmm? Take care.
>>9924916
No problem, lady.
>Quack!
Let's go and watch her, duck!
>>9924820
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a dog of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Wait a minute! That song was supposed to be about me! Not Furry porn!
Hey do you like the new background? It took me 3000 hours in Paint tool sai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
>>9925001
>>9924880
>>9924820
Thank you for the spot~!
Usually I'm fasto.
>>9924959
>O-oh. Thanks for the heads up.
>>9924948
>huh, doesn't work for me. thanks anyways.
>>9925001
The arena has a way of ruining promises...
>>9924931
Yeah...like I said, maybe we can try again tomorrow! Either way, it was nice to just sit out here and get away from everything.
>Haru packs up his fishing supplies, carrying it all in his hands as he walks towards the beach house.
So what is this beach house like? Is it one of those homes in the movies that look normal on the outside, and have some big, underground complex inside of it? Could you imagine? That would be so awesome!
>>9925001
Sword of Order, huh? Well, I'm already a Knight so this should be easy for me.
Don't know about old Ridley there though, you guys sure you didn't mess up handing these roles out?
>>9925001
>James Bond ain't got nothing on you. Neither does Draco now.
>>9925011
>>9925001
Now you're just showing off.
>>9924929
Well, I've already gotten more than I could ever ask for, a lot of friends and a girlfriend, so it's fine.
>Kaito sighs and goes back to smiling.
But you should know, you were there when I spoke to her last.
>>9925001
Whoa.. This think looks like it's straight from a legend.. I-I'm definitely going to keep this!
>Kaito runs off, scythe in hand.
>>9925001
We won't go down this easy. Let's go Mr.Bones, give them hell!
>Uraraka places her hands on his sides, activating her Quirk on his body and making him float. Easy to handle. Then she throws him into the air in a hole that was open in the sky.
I count on you!
>>9924910
Eh, whatever you say, though I'd say the Spanish kid looks kinda... off.
>>9925001
I'm guessing we're the bad guys here... I can make portals, and you?
>>9925013
I love you birb
>>9925001
Well....this is peaceful?
>>9925001
You won't be the first that wants to kill Paula. Good luck!
>>9925033
>That's weird. Here you go.
http://imgur.com/a/EchFm
>>9925001
I know your event is broken Boudica sooo...
Just pretend that (player2) is me, alright?
...No actually don't do that!
Ridley is big, big enough to reach your heart.
Reigen is probably thinking of a fresh new meme if you ask me.
Hey Mae come on... you're just gonna give us all a bad name now.
D-Don't Ruin Yamato's face Craig... please
>>9925094
The first circle is pretty okay... wait until you're below
>>9925057
And I don't even have a license.
>>9925110
Might as well take it easy while we can. It's still early.
>>9925110
>Kaito was just eating ice cream.. Using a fork.
>>9925110
>You're not really sure how to escape without doing something drastic like ripping your own skin off, though, however "kvlt" that may be.
>>9925110
>He looks at his phone
Fyxe what are you ta-
>A skeleton pushes forward a girl with blonde twin tails
Oh fuck.
>>9925088
There's nothing wrong with being bi in Spanish, silly.
>>9925110
I wasn't enough already? Oh boy.
>>9925132
What a coincidence, neither do I!
What even are these threads?
I thought HG stood for high-grade or hunger games, and this thread is neither of those
>>9925110
Yeah, I totally meant to do that.
>>9925110
This might me the last day we can relax like this, may as well enjoy it while it last.
>>9925107
>ah, perfect! Thanks!
>>9925110
I should be angry that I'm out already, but at least I go knowing it took the two of you to take me out.
>>9925012
This is like super important! I have to write something that will make me the happiest.
>Tapping her forehead with the end of her pencil, a lightbulb emerges as Paula begins to rapidly write her thoughts.
'Paula should definitely come here! There's tons of cute boys!'
>>9925110
Ah, nothing better than a personal slave to do your bidding.
>>9925001
I can't be careless and fly to get there quickly.
>>9925074
>Seagull and penguin. They're still birds yeah.
>>9925093
>>9925099
Aww, I love you too!
>>9925153
It's a simulator on brantsteele.
The default codes are heavily based on Hunger Games, but you can edit the events however you like.
>>9925110
I guess you can say that the Mayor's head is...
As empty as a can.
*puts on sunglasses*
AWWW YEEEAAAAAAHH.
Lana's mother get a new child, sorta..
KOSAKU WHAT ARE YOU DOIIIING!!
YOU SAVED THE DRAGON! COME BACK YOU RAY CHARLES! YOU SAV...
>sighs
>>9925138
YOU MONSTER!!
>>9925159
Yeah, pretty sure you would have axed them on a fair fight but heh, it's hell after all!
>>9925196
>You're not sure whether to feel glad or insulted.
>>9925196
YOU PUT ME THROUGH TORTURE OF MY PAST LOVERS AND NOW YOU FORCE THAT ANGUISH TO BE WITH ME ALWAYS?! W-well played you skeletal fuck.
>>9925196
Looks like the doctor is out.
>>9925196
Are we really just toys in a game...? It doesn't matter... I'm sure Mr.Bones will come back and get me out of here.
>>9925034
Aha~ probably not, I mean it's nothing worth bragging about, just your typical beach house with nice furniture and stuff. Betty is the one who owns it, not me. Sorry to disappoint
>As they make their way to the beach house Ash opens the already unlocked door and jumps on the couch in the living room.
Make yourself at home.
>>9925196
I feel like I'm the only one that belongs here.. But I couldn't imagine a worse hell.
>>9925196
They had no spoons!
>>9925196
>Dave starts to sweat heavily due to his current predicament
fuuuuuck. Just... Stay cool, Strider.
>>9925196
It took all night but I think they turned out well, looks just like them.
>>9925196
>Very tired herself, Sylvie wraps her arms around the intruder. Not intending on letting him go.
Kaiiiiiiito! You are a lot more warmer than usual. Does Paula excite you that much?
>>9925196
Phew, for a second there I thought you were gonna leave me or somethin'. Say, don't I know you from somewhere?
>>9925150
I'm not one to judge people's choices. I was actually referring to the weird look he has on his face, like he needed some sleep.
Not even I look like that.
>>9925196
Jeez, just let me have my moment, alright?
>>9925181
What is the source of this fine avian?
>>9925001
Whatever, I don't need to know stuff I already know.
>>9925110
Ok time to write something cool to my past self: "dear me, buy some french fries before you come to "hg". and something to drink, i'm thirsty"
>sends
>>9925281
wadanohara and the great blue sea
So, I finished up my custom background for the sim in gimp, now what
>>9925281
Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea
>>9925196
Apparently, skeleton can travel through time now... O-Oh.
You better be kind to Craig from now on....
What you're hearing Kosaku are Usotsuki's screams because you FUCKED IT UP
D-Don't look at Inkling's event!!
Fighter certainly deserves her name, I mean, WOW!
... Hmm, I said it would have been a comfy hosting, right? But I can't stop screaming somehow...
>>9925219
It's just a joke, come on. And even if it was true, who needs brains when you're cute?
>>9925167
Cute boys? I haven't seen anything of the kind here!
>>9925071
Then you need not worry about making a family. Might I even say that you can make a family with your girlfriend? Heavens, I shouldn't be a hypocrite and speculate about the both of you, but you and her will make a family.
>Kosaku sweats, wiping his forehead despite seeming nonchalant. "Of course I was."
Oh, I was? Yes, it was indeed the interesting time. I might even go as far to say that it was a great night.
>>9925110
>>9925159
>>9925088
I do apologize, but you shouldn't be so confident over that.
>Kosaku smiles warily, placing a hand on his ally's mouth as he 「Bites The Dust」. "It's not like he should hold any ill will. Don't we do this all the time?"
Weren't we supposed to be allies?
>>9925196
>Kosaku stares hard at the girl, a feeling of dread washing over him. "Why does she look familiar? I've never seen her before in my life! Is this an effect from 「Bites The Dust」? To gain a sense of déjà vu?"
>In his panic, he somehow manages to hoist the dragon on his shoulders and runs, using the power of 「Killer Queen」 to aid him as the castle collapses. "That girl seems like trouble!"
>>9925196
I can't remember my sins... I guess hunting foods is sinful since I killed other animals.
>>9925281
>Wadanohara and The Great Blue Sea.
>>9925308
Never eaten dragon before but gotta eat something I guess.
>>9925308
>Dave notices the hot older woman glancing at him
Yo uh... You need something?
>>9925308
Ok, so I have this disembodied hand. A mandrake, oh don't touch it. It'll freak out and start screaming. I also have this weird dagger that latches tubes onto your arm and uses your blood as toxin for the blade. Yeah some really weird stuff. What do you guys have?
>>9925308
...I NEED FRENCH FRIES, NOW. THIS TASTE IS SHIT, MY POOR LIPS ARE SUFFERING
>>9925308
>You really wish it would shut up and stop screaming about how it's in eternal agony. It kind of dampens the mood.
>Wait, did Fyxe just call you cute again? Look cool, look cool!
>>9925308
>After the sacrifice, Uraraka grows a pair of demon wings. She's astonished looking at them.
Woo... With this... I can reach that hole in the sky without puking!
>>9925082
W-wait a sec, should I get astronaut training beforehand? You know, for zero gr-
>The skeleton's question goes unanswered as he soars through the sky through an open hole, ending up God knows where.
>>9925110
>>9925149
>The skeleton also looks at his phone, wondering what Fyxe is talking about.
Ruin his face? I don't know what you're on about, all I'm doing is giving him this hot blonde to have fun with!
>The skeleton look at Yamato and gestures towards the girl.
She's all yours, free of charge! Is this your weakness? Hotties with twintails?
>>9925248
I don't know who Betty is, but she's got some nice taste in decorating!
>Haru sets his fishing box down on a table in the corner of the room.
There! Now it's all set for tomorrow. ...So, where are the bedrooms in here? I think I'm just gonna go ahead and go to bed.
>>9925308
Th-This guy is way too scary for me to take on, even in the Underworld! I should probably just back away, and hope that I never see him again in my life...
>>9925371
yw
can't wait to see who you pick up
>>9925308
Paula will save the eyes for last. She wants him to see her eat all of him!
>>9925314
Does the slowpoke need glasses as well? Cute boys are everywhere! And there are so many different ones! You have the pop stars, the fighters, the killers, and something Paula just realized this week. The one that look like girls!
>>9925196
>>9925330
Screw you too, old man! I didn't even try and hurt you this time, either!
>>9925279
He looked perfectly awake to me! You're just being mean, that's what you are.
>>9925337
Thank you too best birb
>>9925308
The RNG has just designated a new couple:
MAYOR X JOKER
Do you ship them?
Meeh, I don't think Joker can handle all the Mayor cuteness. But anyway, here's a song for their wedding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XeI9H2__gM
Deku... I know it's hell but we're going into /ss/ territory right now. Think about the public!
Ridley enslaves another poor soul, I think he's up to somehing, does he want to inflate himself with souls?
>>9925355
>gives some french fries since she just got back from Burger King
>>9925301
host
>>9925399
>You...
>...
>Actually, you just let that event speak for itself.
>>9925399
>>9925380
>He's doing his best not to look at the girl
S-she looks like my ex. Who tragically died. P-please take her away before I start f-f-f-f-freaking out. I don't trust anything that looks like her in this hell hole anymore.
>>9925399
I.....I.....oh fuck.....I love you Shinichi....chan?
>>9925392
Hey, I'm a snail. Don't blame me for being slow. It's just how I am. Everyone seems to disappear when I come out to play. All I get to see are skeletons.
>>9925399
Another fool for my growing collection. Perhaps, I could start my own army of slaves?
>>9925409
N-no, I mean how do I get it onto the sim
>>9925399
Weird time to do homework but at least it'll get done and out of the way.
>>9925388
Hmm? Oh silly me I should have told you. Betty is my girlfriend, we grew up together and everything, she's nice once you learn to get passed her tomboyish attitude. The bed is upstairs, second door on the left.
>>9925399
>>9925438
>>9925426
You two look sooooooo cute together!
>With a beaming smile, she presents the abomination with a camera.
Smile for the picture!
>>9925399
>As the group is relaxing in the hot tub, Dave tries to peek in on the hot mom, but his view is blocked every time by a strangely placed suit of armor.
>Frustrated, he eventually gives up and decides to just chill like everyone else.
>>9925399
Gosh, thank you
>She devours them, not letting a single french frie alive
Look at that, i'm dead, I guess... but at least I got what I wanted
>>9925308
Grrrr, I'm so pissed now, but I can't do anything.
>>9925396
>Glad to help!
>>9925399
Aww, yeah! Nothing beats a hot bath at night.
Hello ladies. Would you like to see my Pokémon collection?
>>9925308
>>9925395
>Kosaku sweats once more, hearing her voice as soon as the event is over. "'Screw you too, old man! I didn't even try and hurt you this time, either'? It's almost like she's come back from the dead to haunt me!" He laughs, knowing that that's ridiculous.
She's bluffing. How does she know who I am even though I haven't talked to her before?
>>9925399
Hey guys! I think I finally understood what was Marge's deal... Look at her face... this event! She's actually a succubus in disguise! That's SO obvious now!
I think oceans might have a crush on Yamato, I mean, there's always an ocean next to him, what does it mean?
CRAIG AND SKULL(grunt) MAKE A RELIGION??!!!
O-Oh I don't want to think about it! They'll probably say dogs are sinful and burn me!
>>9925426
Listen to the music I posted though. It's 10/10
Another one, but the first 1 is better : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBEpg_uGTCI
>>9925449
Oh no! You enslaved too much souls and look what happened now
>>9925465
>You would try to smile, but you think your teeth are somewhere near his gallbladder, so that's not an option.
>Also, WHY WOULD YOU SMILE IN THIS SITUATION, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR BEING HAPPY WHATSOEVER!
>>9925450
stylish
https://hgtools.neocities.org/
>>9925495
>He tries desperately to break the awkward silence between the two of them
So.....uh......see any good movies lately?
>>9925495
This is karma for what I did to that mexican wrestler last night, isn't it?
Fuck...
>>9925463
Aww, she sounds really sweet! I would tell you about my boyfriend, Yuki, back home in exchange, but I'm too tired. Thanks a bunch for doing this, Ash - and good night!
>>9925330
You tell me. You were te one who decided to go after me along with the guy with the red hoodie.
>>9925395
Why do you care? I didn't even say anything about you.
>>9925308
Your combined powers are worthless against Craig, Controller of Time! It'll be YEAAAAAAAAAAAARs before you can face me, foolish...fools!
>Craig dismisses the Time Demon, taking all the credit for this act of controlling time itself.
>>9925442
>The skeleton creeps up the boy and cups his bony hand around his chin, forcing him to look upon the girl.
But seriously dude, just look at her! Man, you were one lucky guy to get a girl like her. Too bad about the "tragically dying" thing.
>The skeleton releases his hold on his chin, cackling to himself.
>>9925495
First commandment: thou shalt kill all dogs they come across.
Second commandment: thou shalt shed their flesh upon dying and free their skeleton instead of becoming dumbass ghosts.
Third commandment: thou shalt stare down the barrel of Craig's gun should he ever draw it upon them, and allow him to shoot them in the face.
>>9925495
We'll see about that when I find a way out of here!
>>9925495
Ah drats! Looks like I gotta start from square one all over again..
>>9925495
Phew, just in time. Sorry, human!
>>9925380
>Ochako stares at Mr.Bones as he goes through the sky and through the open hole.
Promise to get me out of hereeee, Mr.Boneees!
>She yells at the air, unsure if he can hear her.
>>9925495
P-please n-no!
>She says, struggling against the spell with her arms. Tears roll down her cheeks as she look on the ground. Was this the end? She has made it this far just to... And before she can even see the flash of her life through her own eyes, her body goes limb and her arms drop, motionless... The blood splatters all over the attacker and she drops into the floor along with the other guy.
>>9925495
Sometimes doing nothing at all is the best move you can make. Or, at least that's what I've heard anyway. Personally I just don't feel like doing anything right now.
>>9925399
>>9925495
These are both stupidly catchy when they really have no right to be. It's impressive. Thanks, Fyxe!
>>9925308
Welp! Not a worry! Since... eh. With the combined might of my strength and durability, I don't think you're going to last as long as me. Well then - I'm ready when you are Ocha--
>>9925495
That code is simply not build to handle 48 people, a lot of repeating events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThU9BOWcmjM
We now sell Rubik's cubes with Lana's mother face on it. Betcha all guys will want to buy it!
Only $50! Come on!
Oh NO!!
Craig has become even stronger...
He's a skeleton vampire God now.....
Paula and Reigen would make a cute couple honestly...
>>9925525
I don't know what you did, but it's probably because you rejected the ocean's love.
You're starting to become a fish!!!
>>9925537
N-NOOO!!
CRAIG! Make an exception for me at least! Come on, without me you wouldn't even have a religion right now...
>>9925546
Karma's a bitch
>>9925548
>The skeleton waves his arms like a spastic as he rises up into the clouds, trying to slow his ascent. He flips around in the air so he's staring back down at the girl.
HOW THE HECK AM I GONNA DO THAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>9925444
Did you take a test and it told you that? Paula took the same test; she is a goldfish! Snail girl needs to be faster to see the cute boys. They only come at daytime so be quick! But that is too bad, skeletons aren't cute at all!
>>9925495
>Her ever present smile finally turns upside down. She slides against a wall slowly.
Why does Paula feel empty?
>>9925498
And click! Look at you two. And making those happy noises! You two deserve each other!
>>9925558
Glad you like them. Search around youtube if you wanna, there are plenty of mashups like these.
>>9925571
Those crows followed me in here, didn't they? Well, you fuckers better not try stealing any of my shit, or we're gonna have some problems.
>>9925571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OqrcUvrbRY
>>9925571
Meat hammer, check. Memo-Punch, check.
>>9925571
Eeeeeeeee! Paula never thought in her wildest dreams she would have kids!
>She runs up to them and squeezes them in a big hug.
I love you, I love you, I love you! What should Paula call you?
>>9925531
I've no clue who he is, but he certainly was helpful. Why, as much as this had to be done, I feel remorse for my actions. Maybe it wasn't worth it after all.
>Kosaku laughs internally. "As soon as I was assigned that role, I knew he was going to be a nuisance. How can I be expected to work with someone else to maintain chaos?"
I apologize. We don't have any hard feelings, do we?
>>9925602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AprEzjubu9A
>>9925571
>searches how to summon a succubus on the internet
>>9925330
Well, you're not wrong.. But That feels like rushing it a bit, as much as I want one I wouldn't force her into it or anything.
>Kaito doesn't look too upset about it and just looks up noticing it's not night.
Was it a great night? I'm glad I could be apart of it then.
>>9925571
Guess this place is ours now, so much space too just gotta fix the big hole in the wall...
>>9925613
PURPLE
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S
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>>9925571
>He watches as scales start to manifest on his skin
I.....I DON'T LIKE THIS! Can we.....reverse this.....if possible? Please?
>>9925495
>posts a better song
Can't say it's 10/10 when it's a mixture of Godly and pleb music.
https://youtu.be/_Jtpf8N5IDE
>>9925605
Is she from a vidya?
>>9925571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ock73QRJBto
DEKU HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED
I REPEAT
DEKU HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED.
C-Come Deku, no! Not HIM!! Dogs are better than skeleton, Deku! Dekuuuu!!!
Hunter has been quiet during all this game but he's finally decided to put his skills to use
Ridley, broke, homeless tries to get back on the road... but come on, seriously? How low have you fallen
>>9925613
The ritual looks pretty ridiculous huh? I wouldn't do it myself.
>>9925571
That skeleton sucked out my bone marrow and made me into one of them queers. Vampires are SHIT! I don't even care about enhanced strength and all that, the image of a vampire was ruined after Twilight spawned all that vampire romance crap.
>As he talks to himself, the faint voice of Fyxe echoes within his skull.
Is this telepathy or something? And I'll have to think about it because I really enjoy bullying you. Although it also angers me greatly that NONE of my attempts at insulting you have worked out so far, so...it's a mixed bag. I can only answer with "maybe but heavily leaning towards no."
>>9925639
>turns the computer off
>>9925576
>In an attempt to convince this lunatic that this is no joke, you try to talk with her. You succeed in making those aforementioned noises.
>You would rather describes those noises as "Eldritch" or "not meant to be made by human beings" or "food poisoning from Taco Bell."
>>9925682
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM YOUR PA
>>9925573
Uhh... FIND A ROPE IN THE OTHER SIDEEE!
>She cups both of her hands around her lips to ''help'' that Craig to hear her.
I'LL BE ABLE TO GRAB IT IF YOU DOOO
>>9925663
I listen to queen to man it's the best band ever way better than the TRASH that comes out nowadays you feel me haha.
>>9925669
So they keep telling me...
>>9925576
I didn't have to take a test. Just take a look at the huge bag I'm wearing. If I take it off, I become a slug.
You must have a lot of fun, playing around with all those boys. Or maybe you're the type who just likes them but hasn't ever spoken to one yourself.
>>9925669
Really hate when this happens.
>>9925489
You shouldn't think out loud, you know, mister! It's rarely good for your health, heeheehee...
>>9925531
>Uso blinks, taken aback.
...Shush! Be nice to your teammates!
>>9925669
Here is an ancient ritual to summon a succubus, but be warned, this is black magic and can go wrong so follow it carefully:
Go to the Craigslist casual encounters and chant this three times:
I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars
I have 200 dollars
You will be messaged by a hyper realistic email. This is the succubus. Tell her you want her to wear all black and to talk dirty. If she gets disinterested quickly tell her you will pay extra. If she agrees, tell her your address and get ready for the hardest part of the ritual. Turn off all the lights. Light 10 black candles, put them around your bed and wait.
If you see flashing red lights and hear the wails of a siren, something has gone horribly wrong. Immediately blow out the candles and pretend you are not home. No matter what you hear, do not open the door. The evil spirit will take you away to be raped by black beasts.
However, if you hear a knock you have been deemed worthy. But be warned, as this ritual is known to summon incubi as well. They will be disguised, but if you see something out of place chant "Fuck off, faggot" continuously until they leave. If you do not they will rape you. After that you will be followed by constant decay. You will never be able to recover from any disease. You will grow pale like a corpse and slowly wither away.
After verifying that they are a succubus, let them in and enjoy the "fruits" of your labor. But be warned. Black magic has a price. A month later you will see blisters and boils anywhere your skin touched the demon. Soon you will see the succubus outside your mother's house everyday, screaming and pounding at the door. She will continue this, each day getting fatter and more hideous, until 9 months. Then, you will pay...
>>9925666
>Yeah, a RPG.
>>9925669
Huh, what a bunch of meanies.
>>9925669
>He takes a breath after seeing the still corpse of the girl in front of him
God....I have no idea how I keep winning fights against people like you. I sure hope you don't come back like some over used anime villain. That would be annoying.
>He leaves the girls corpse confident he won't see her again.
>>9925669
First things first! Every follower has to wear an extra eye. Paula will provide it to them!
>>9925687
>Sylvie looks serious as it tries to communicate. Her smile disappearing completely... only for it to reutrn as she laughs.
Shihihihi! That is so cool! Paula wishes she could speak that language!
Goodnight hg
>>9925669
>Ridley huddles himself inside an oversized box, which happens to be residing alongside the road.
Psst, spare me some moolah...
>>9925669
Ok.
Let me sum it up.
Craig is now
A skeleton
A cult leader
A god
A vampire
AND A RAPPER TOO?
.......................................
Here's his mixtape btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynAUZSN7lko
Watch out though, it's probably cursed!!
Ridley is not as big as before I mean... him and Deku manage to fit inside that tiny circle.
Poor Ridley, he's lost everything
>>9925756
Goodnight anon!
>>9925756
night!
>>9925669
I've... got to break this curse somehow... Where'd I put that godmodium? I know it's around here somewhere.
>>9925751
>You give up at this point and wait for the game to end without saying anything else.
>You pray she doesn't use you as a beanbag chair.
>>9925669
My hand isn't the best with the scythe, but it gets the job done rather well.
>>9925610
I guess not. There's really no point in holding grudges if we just end up respawning over and over every time.
>>9925722
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, little girl.
what a cunt
>>9925669
>>9925768
>I would really like it if you made that event express that it's fatal.
>>9925768
W-WHY IS THERE CONSTANT SCREAMING. YOU'RE TURNING PURPLE! I'M GROWING A TENTACLE.
>After 30 minutes of panic
D-does this mean we're eliminated from the game.....or?
>>9925621
All you need to do is wait. Your dreams of a family will come true eventually, so don't feel disheartened by your lack of one yet.
>Kosaku raises an eyebrow, confused by his sudden interest in the sky. "What's that face for? What's so interesting about the clouds, exactly?"
Indeed, it was a great night. I'm sure you might not agree, but for the both of us, it was fun. Are you still aggravated over it?
>>9925722
>Kosaku looks back, alarmed by her sudden appearance. "It's the girl from the castle! So she i s back to haunt me after all! If that's the case, then I might need to fight back! But, first, let's play a game of interrogation."
何?! Who are you?! Just why do you keep plaguing my thoughts?
>>9925784
This is true. I had figured that you would have been rather upset over an ally backstabbing you, but it's good to see that you can forgive and forget.
>>9925756
Goodnight!
>>9925768
Whoa. I didn't know they exist.
>>9925669
Don't listen to the host's cries, Deku. She's not even supposed to influence the course of this game, that's just like...cheating. You aren't going to listen to a cheater are you lad?
>The skeleton puts a comforting hand on Deku's shoulder, smiling warmly. Because Craig's a skeleton "smiling warmly" translates into "smiles terrifyingly."
>>9925703
>Craig is just barely able to hear the word "rope" as he gets spat out into the other side. He lands on his bony butt, surrounded by fire and brimstone.
I don't even want to think of the implications of Hell being located up in the sky. I thought that's where Heaven was supposed to be...
>Craig scans the floor for any rope. Given that it's Hell he doesn't really expect to find one, but right in front of his eyes sits the longest rope he's ever seen.
That's...really convenient. I actually can't believe it.
>And so Craig throws the rope down the hole, tying it around a pillar of rock. It doesn't look like the sturdiest thing, though...
>>9925768
A rapping skeleton cult leading god vampire. I think I can get used to this new lifestyle.
>>9925796
AND YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT A BRAT? JEEZ LOUISE! DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?
>>9925537
(Completely missed this, sorry man)
>The boy collapses to his knees after the skeleton's taunt
I.....I just want her back man. I'm so lonely....
>>9925821
>>9925821
>>9925821
NEXT SLIDE HERE
>>9925801
Okay, yeah it's noted, it's true that it's not really clear.