Murderous Games 239
>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes things easier.
>>9919989
Good Vibes Haru
>>9919989
Monochrome Mayor of Cantown
Heroes Mikun
Bullet Club Good Hunter
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>9919989
Gal Reigen Arataka
>>9919989
Bullet Club Ridley
>>9919989
Hero Ochako Uraraka
Gal pal Dorothy
>>9919989
Kaito
Good vibes
Gal Misuzu
>>9919981
I want you to die.
Pandemonium Kid
Ryuuko
>>9919989
Monochrome Registeel
>>9919989
Pandemonium Ahri
Hiyori Sarugaki
Gals being pals
>>9919989
Fighter
Hachikuji Mayoi
Ash Crimson
Pandemonium Giygas
Ryougi Shiki
Tropius
>>9919989
Agrias Oaks
Commander of the Mordor Ocelot
JINDER "CLEAN PISS" MAHAL
>>9919989
Aron.
Oshino Shinobu
>>9919989
Lenny
>>9919999
>>9920000
HERO SKULLOMANIA
Perona
Gals being pals
Freebird Todd Howard
Stu, Faction Leader of Stu's Band of Strung-Out Dead People and Other Assorted Misfits
Gal Inkling
Junkrat
Michael Jackson
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9919989
Ichiya Amakaze
Bullet Club
Hero Deku
Real filler hours
Good Vibes Mikazuki Munechika
>>9919989
Monochrome Degeneracy
Flake
>"Being in a faction... that sounds like a lot of stress. I don't even know anyone here. Maybe if I wait around someone will find a faction suitable for me..."
>Flake leans against a tree with her arms folded and waits.
>>9919989
Monochrome John Egbert
>>9920068
hoshi no
its time to stop
Yurusen
Gals being fillers
Gals Eric Andre
King Knight
Gals being pals
Pandemonium
Emi
>>9919989
Monochrome Captain Luna
Good Vibes Father John Misty
>>9919989
Draco
>>9920144
>everyone
woaw
>>9919989
Pandemonium Leviathan
>>9920165
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9920165
>>9920056
>>9920151
>>9920144
Uh-huh. I guess whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>9920165
May the best win!
>>9920144
>secret
I didn't think it was a secret I shitpost
>>9920165
>Flake is ready to fight... for no faction in particular.
>>9920165
Ready to roll.
>>9920165
I'll show you what Radical Dreamers really dream about!
>>9920165
Mordor will rise again!
>>9919994
>>9920001
>>9920015
>>9920016
>>9920018
>>9920023
>>9920026
>>9920034
>>9920036
>>9920039
>>9920048
>>9920055
>>9920058
>>9920069
>>9920071
>>9920085
>>9920094
>>9920112
>>9920116
>>9920122
>>9920136
>>9920143
>>9920146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
>>9920188
>Grabs the bananasaur by the leaf wings.
>Teaches it dragon dance the old fashioned way.
>>9920192
u da bes
>>9920165
Ready when you are host.
>>9920165
All set, and ready to hunt.
Oh sprockets, I missed sign-ups again.
>>9920144
A-s-s-u-m-p-t-i-o-n-s! Assumptions! Don't make reckless assumptions anon, it's not healthy.
>>9920218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSCvUoZI2QM
Hey /hg/, could you make me a sandwich?
>>9920165
Okay; I'm ready for this! Let's go!
>>9920165
Well well. Let's have some -real- fu--
>>9920218
>Ahri watches the car blaze past and clears her throat.
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9920165
Uhh...could you add me to the good vibes? W-with Gary's permission of course.
>>9920218
Pretty sure that's over the speed limit.
>>9920251
YOU SWINDLED ME
>>9920165
>It's been some time, but you are READY for another good ol' western tussle!
>>9920218
>You have no idea what this song means in relation to yourself, but it makes you want to...well, run through the 90s.
>Break out the pogs and JNCO jeans!
>Actually, second thoughts on the jeans. You'll probably just trip on them.
>>9920058
>>9920165
>>9920245
>>9920250
>>9920261
>>9920284
>Another car is in hot pursuit of the first one
>He makes sure to slow down so you can see he's flipping you off
>>9920251
People won't do stuff for ya just because ya ask mate. If ya want a sandwich you've got to do it yerself.
>>9920251
Would you like milk with your sandwich?
>>9920218
>>9920165
Check out my new groove.
>>9920302
>Chases him with her own Trueno
>>9920165
Why does john egbert look so fucking deformed
>>9920296
Ah, I greatly appreciate the kindness, Miss Oaks! Brownie, swapping in!
>>9920173
>>9920188
>>9920264
>>9920296
done
Neutral: 16
Gals: 9
Monochrome: 5
Pandemonium: 5
Good Vibes: 5
Heroes United: 4
Bullet Club: 3
FREEBIRDS: 1
Fairy Tail: NOT REPRESENTED
Saints: NOT REPRESENTED
Akatsuki: NOT REPRESENTED
Muricans: NOT REPRESENTED
BLOODBATH
>>9920302
>As the driver flips her off, Ahri bats her eyelashes and blows him a kiss in an attempt to distract him.
>>9920302
Asshole...
>>9920218
>outdrifts you
These are my streets
>>9920354
Hurry up!
: s
>>9920354
They'll have to find me first and even then I'm not gonna make it easy for them.
>>9920354
>Flake is prepared to get her treasure back from whoever stole it! Not that she knows who stole it.
>>9920354
Wait, is there something wrong with these steed? I don't know anything about them.
>>9920395
My wife at the top
>>9920354
>Sprints off among all the chaos.
>>9920354
>Even though the splitting seems fair Kid makes sure to steal a bit from her "partner" they're in different teams after all.
It was nice to team up with ya, but now we gotta go our own ways, try not to die too soon.
>>9920294
>tfw when you find a homestuck fan on /trash/
>>9920354
Geh!
>The Fighter lands directly on her face, but quickly stands right back up. Dusting her face off, she gets straight back to running.
>>9920354
>Ahri blinks in confusion, starting to look back.
Haru...? Is that Y---
>There's a single shot that rings out, but she doesn't even hear it...
>>9920377
>implying.
Take a hike loser.
>>9920354
DAY ONE
The head of Good Vibes is protected by an elite body guard that follows him like a shadow.
The eye has seen too many things. Gouge it out.
Oh sprockets, somebody's poisoned the water hole.
>>9920303
>Flips over a table
No more hugs.
>>9920473
>all that wall slamming
Kek. Go play bumper cars with the rest of the boys. These streets are for men.
>>9920477
>"It isn't here... I'd better keep looking."
>Flake doesn't come out from the tunnels for some time.
>>9920477
Loser shoots himself, deal?
>>9920477
Next time I'm bringing bottled water.
>>9920354
>>9920469
>Haru pulls back his weapon and looks at Ahri, her face slumped into the ground.
Wasn't that fun, Ahri? Let's go again, just get up and we'll be back at it!
...Hello? Ahri!
>>9920477
Argh!
>The Fighter lands on her back rather hard on the floor. Feeling pain in her face, she takes the horse shoe and puts it on her side.
>>9920477
Oh come on, you don't need to be such a spoilsport about it. All I did was just drop a couple of cockroaches on your head, it's not the worst thing I've done.
>>9920508
>>9920477
How 'bout the loser eats a live grenade instead? That way things are more exciting for the winner!
>>9920570
I hope you like to eat spicy then
>>9920508
For a second I though someone shat on Ocelot.
nobody loves me.
>>9920354
That was for Riggins last night!
>>9920477
Y'know, I'm really surprised no one thought to check the well. Ah well, an early gain's nothing to look in the mouth.
>>9920477
34 tributes remain.
Neutral: 16 -> 14
Gals: 9 -> 6
Pandemonium: 5 -> 4
Monochrome: 5 -> 3
Heroes United: 4 -> 3
Good Vibes: 5 -> 2
Bullet Club: 3 -> 2
FREEBIRDS: 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT ONE
As it turns out the assorted misfits don't make up much of a killing force and bite the dust before accomplishing much.
Deku gains himself a seemingly unkillable archnemesis.
Tastes like donuts... and spit. Yum.
>>9920612
>Kissu
>>9920477
>>9920537
Uhhh, are you like, okay? I saw you move. I think.
Need some water? A place to rest?
>>9920620
>Flake is suddenly reminded how much of a lone wolf she is. She fights back the tears.
>>9920612
Don't say that Anon. I'm sure someone loves you.
>>9920488
As if anyone would ever want to hug ya really.
Bein' angry won't change a thing.
>>9920477
>Hidden by a thick grove, Kid bathe in a river, water coursing across her fragile body.
>A faint sound breaks the melody she was humming
Hey?! Who's th-AAAAH!!
>She jumps out of the water, knife in hand, too angry to care about modesty
YA WANNA DIE?!
>>9920607
Why would someone shit on me?
>>9920620
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
>>9920620
Who wrote that pile of junk? I don't need that
>>9920477
That was one hell of a poison if it took that much of a toll on me.
>>9920620
He's more like the devil than a legend, I've seen the things that fat fuck can do man, fix something straight out of a horror movie.
>>9920463
Hi! I'm not the only one on HG, though, I can assure you that.
>>9920477
>She'll see who the stupid one is when you find enough gold to make Fort Knox jealous.
>>9920620
>You didn't think eating your cards constituted as cheating, but apparently it does to this lunatic.
>You listen to him rant and rave for a minute or two before you slip out the door to digest both the situation at hand and the cards in your stomach.
>>9920526
Uhh...
>Ash looks around nervously and coughs
B-bonjour...Haru.
>>9920597
Nah mate, I think I'm gonna be skipping out on lunch.
>Junkrat has no concept of a poker face and smiles madly as he looks at his hand. He has a nine of spades, two pieces of Exodia the forbidden one, a wild draw from Uno and some random Magic the Gathering card.
>>9920620
This alliance is only gonna work if you don't bitch about me blowin' things up. Always ruins the mood when somebody has a whinge, y'know?
>>9920645
maybe someone loves me but nobody loves my games
>>9920620
DAY TWO
Amakaze's evidently fated to spend the majority of this game half dead or unconscious.
Oh sprockets, I've ridden my horse off into the sunset.
Monochrome has a tea party, and this time they've decided it's a good idea to leave the team killing at home. How lovely.
You've really gotta work on that speed.
>>9920658
Maybe it was Diamond Doggo, I dunno.
>>9920620
So should I be using my dragon fire or no?
>>9920701
>>9920620
...
>The lone Lucier sits in a cabin far away from the other competitors. Sharping her sword the best she could with a stone.
Better than nothing, I guess.
("Still, I feel this... tugging feeling on my heart. Ergh, it's probably nothing.")
>>9920625
I'm perfectly fine. No need to worry yourself over me.
>>9920719
Alright, break every single teeth she has
>>9920463
problem sleuth was better
>>9920719
>Flake sets about working on a shelter from the blistering heat and sand. Luckily during her trip in the mineshafts she was able to find some scrap wood.
>"I haven't seen anyone else in days... I hope I look okay."
>>9920620
Your grip on your pistol was weirdly loose. You may want to ask Mister Ocelot for form lessons.
>>9920719
Mister Ridley, pardon me asking but why bring the horse if you can fly? It's just another mouth to feed, really.
>>9920719
>It's a risky job, but someone's gotta suffer through the papercuts to do it.
>>9920719
Cheers brotendo, here's hoping that you're the last person I have to kill before I win this thing.
>>9920701
>Haru looks away from the scene he's created with Ahri and notices Ash standing there. His face turns red as he gives a hesitated wave.
Oh, hey Ash! Was there uh, was there something you needed? I saw you got taken out of the game pretty quickly, so...
>>9920719
>He locked his eyes at the guys laughing at him. They're probably snickering at his goofy looking costume.
Aren't you a little to old to be playing Cowboys-and-Indians?
>>9920719
29 tributes remain.
Neutral: 14 -> 11
Gals: 6 -> 5
Pandemonium: 4
Monochrome: 3
Heroes United: 3 -> 2
Good Vibes: 2
Bullet Club: 2
NIGHT TWO
Alien demons dream of chaotic furries.
Oh sprockets I've been hunted down by a gang of mercenaries.
The downsize of being too huge is that you're actually EASIER to shoot than the broad side of a barn.
DEKU TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL AND JUSTICE PREVAILS. Now if only the rest of the competition were that easy to take out.
>>9920770
i tried reading a few pages, maybe i'll read it when i'm done with homestuck(i'm at A6A6I5)
>>9920719
>>9920824
>Flake creates a decoy of herself using her clothing and some hay and then circles around in her shelter before finally laying down and going to sleep.
>>9920824
Ah, nothing like the smell of dust and dead rats the help a guy feel right at home.
>>9920824
Emi is the wetdream of all eldritch abominations
>>9920719
Take this!
>With an unknown tool in her hand, the Fighter smacks the golden clad individual with all her strength!
...Doesn't he realize that gold isn't suited for armor. It's terrible unless enchanted or modified.
>>9920824
Ah... Ah... AHHHHH!!
>Lucier in desperation, wraps her hands along the little girl's throat, trying her very best to choke her. But in the end, she lack the strength to do so...
>>9920824
Oh good evening folks! How can I-- Oh. Oh, sprockets...
>>9920808
Well...I just wanted to give you something. A-a gift. As a way of saying..
S...
>It takes Ash a moment to muster up a word that he doesn't say genuinely often.
Sorry.
>>9920824
I'll pay you guys a handsome amount of money to incur justice on that fool, I could of been doing this myself... but I don't want to be a liability for anything that undertakes the death of someone.
>>9920899
Thar she goes!
>>9920824
DAY THREE
She was so impressed by King Knight's legendary swallowing ability that she unconsciously tried it herself, leading to her own demise.
The ese tries going all Alamo ackbar on the gringos, but ends up with some crushingly different results from the historical battle.
>>9920937
S H I N O B U
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>>9920937
>Flake is as dead as she is embarrassed.
>>9920913
A gift? You didn't have to do that! Here, I'll make it even more of a surprise!
>Haru closes his eyes and holds out his hands to receive the gift from his reconciled friend.
>>9920937
His guns are soo tiny, they're really lame! All of you readers out there should either get him some better guns or make fun of him for being super uncool, I don't care which!
>>9920937
If you wish to challenge me, I'll be waiting. Just let me get prepped for the time to come so I can look my best.
>>9920937
>You think that that's enough of a warning to her that you mean total business. The kind of business that involves poison pills, hostile takeovers, and other buzzwords you like to use just because they sound really scary.
>>9920937
20 tributes remain.
Neutral: 11 -> 6
Gals: 5 -> 4
Pandemonium: 4 -> 3
Monochrome: 3 -> 2
Heroes United: 2
Good Vibes: 2
Bullet Club: 2 -> 1
NIGHT THREE
It's said that when night falls upon the frontier, vicious snarling beasts descend from hills upon the unwary, and more specifically, the donut inclined.
WHO PUT THAT TUMBLEWEED THERE?
I can see it now, Eric growing out his bushy villianesque mustache in a quarter of a second and twirling it maniacally as the train makes a pancake out of his victim.
On a more light hearted note, I guess people are kind enough to open their wallets and donate to the flying lesbians that spread autism. Still don't know when I even added that event but, you know.
>>9920937
>He tears open a fresh packet of cards and sifts through to insure it's the real deal. He slides the deck into his utility belt.
Yup, all's good to me! Well then back to work, I wouldn't want to miss bashing evil back in its place.
>>9921009
>Your guardian angel, a watchful protector, your saving grace:
>Zoosmell Pooplord
>>9920977
>Ash gives Haru a long rectangular case.
I know how much you love fishing so I thought maybe you'd appreciate this.
>>9921009
>Skullomania stumbles over some tumbleweed and lands square on his face. He grits his face in pain while squatting up to allow himself to recover from that mishap.
Ouch. No one saw that, cool.
>>9921009
>If someone dares to touch the mayor, i swear to god i'll kill him!
>>9921009
DAY FOUR
Little tiny tracks are made, followed, and covered up again by the sands of time. Not much happens today.
>>9921094
>long rectangular case.
O SHIT BOYS IT'S A DRAGON DILDO
>>9921109
>She's passed out in her seat.
>>9921109
>You're a smooth jive-talker now. The cat's pajamas. The bee's knees. Yeah, daddy-o.
>You feel really lame.
>>9921151
>Rapes in her sleep
>>9921109
17 tributes remain.
Neutral: 6 -> 5
Gals: 4 -> 3
Pandemonium: 3 -> 2
Monochrome: 2
Heroes United: 2
Good Vibes: 2
Bullet Club: 1
NIGHT FOUR
Eric, your drinking habits are starting to worry me. Maybe you should slow down a little bit?
In a battle of three, the one without binds or obligation comes out on top.
Haru once again displays his extraordinary talent for disarming his opponents, or perhaps it's actually just an unfortunate recurring miss of his target.
Holy shit Lenny it's a letter from Carl.
>>9921094
>Haru opens his eyes and starts beaming with his signature smile once he realizes what's inside.
Thank you so much, Ash! If this is what I think it is, I don't think I'll know what to say.
>>9921205
>>9921208
>>9921208
M A Y O I
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>>9921208
>You would curse her name to the wind as you die, if you could only pronounce it.
>>9921208
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>9921208
THE FEAST
Top Ten Anime Betrayals:
The shadow guardian kills that which he has sworn to protect.
>>9921212
It's nothing really! Go ahead and open it!
>>9921208
>Skullomania face-plants over some tumbleweed again.
This is becoming too much of a hassle, walking is easier said than done.
>>9921133
It's a dragon dildo fly fishing rod.
>>9921222
Shh, it ok. I think your tiddies are an okay size.
>>9921311
DAY FIVE
The thieves that stole Ryougi's belongings present themselves to her, and she cannot resist the call to enact her revenge. But when people are blinded by rage, they make mistakes.
>>9921316
Thaat's what I'm doing, you don't have to worry about it...
>Haru nods and fiddles with the latches on the side of the case, finally getting it open after dealing with such bizarre terrestrial technology.
>>9921409
Oh... Uh, thanks. That came out of left field but thanks.
I think?
>>9921409
>Yay, pocket sand! I hope i can throw it on Mayoi's face!
>>9921429
de nada
>>9921409
11 tributes remain.
Neutral: 5 -> 4
Gals: 3 -> 2
Pandemonium: 2 -> 1
Monochrome: 2 -> 1
Heroes United: 2
Good Vibes: 2 -> 1
Bullet Club: 1 -> ELIMINATED
NIGHT FIVE
this food I'm eating is pretty good.
>>9921479
>A silhouette stands on the roof under the brim of midnight, his scarf beats along a battering gust of wind while he trails his eyes along the elusive terror that hides at dusk.
>>9921479
>>9921479
Well shit. At least mayoi died too.
>when your games are so shit they kill HG
Finally, my plan has worked.
>>9921479
Skipped some peace.
NIGHT SIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0
>>9921427
>Ash stands there in suspense as Haru opens the case, revealing a silver Shimano fishing rod.
So? What do you think?
KISS ALREADY
>>9921607
>No way Jose, you are not kissing Zoosmell Pooplord.
>>9921617
>No Way Jose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DpYYUEhoUM
>>9921607
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbiFkS4XwG8
>>9921597
DAY SEVEN
He may be a hero, but it's only in name, and Perona of the Gals knows it. She knows how he killed Emi in cold blood and she's going to avenge her death - but not like a coward. She's going to do it the honorable way, in the middle of the street at high noon.
Or at least, she'll try. But will she succeed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_bXB9Y_aU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_bXB9Y_aU
>>9921638
pretty good
>>9921699
Hate
https://youtu.be/j9-W2a7XLzY
>>9921604
>Haru takes the rod out of its case, looks at it for a moment, then pulls Ash in for a hug.
Thank you so so much! I'd been wanting a new rod ever since my old one got lost a while back. You don't know how much this means to me, Ash.
>>9921699
The Earth's core
>>9921699
My dick.
>>9921699
rin's dick
>>9921678
Only 4 tributes remain, and by the sunrise, even less.
Neutral: 4 -> 1
Gals: 2 -> 1
Heroes United: 2 -> 1
Good Vibes: 1
Monochrome: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Pandemonium: 1 -> ELIMINATED
NIGHT SEVEN
I wrote out all that shit and now you go and do something like this? Alright. Fuck. See if I let you win my games now.
>>9921735
Well that's one way to end my run.
>>9921699
The world.
>>9921699
My ego :^}
>>9921737
Ow, my beating heart.
>>9921735
NIGHT EIGHT
Our final three contenders are quite the mixup.
The renegade bodyguard of the late Haru. Can he atone for his betrayal by seizing victory? After all, it was all part of his plan.
The wildcard Perona of the Gals, out to win the competition and bring her faction back from the precipice overlooking death at all costs.
Hero Deku, perhaps the only one of his faction to live up to the name thus far. The Heroes haven't won a game yet, but can this be their first?
It all ends next slide. Place your bets, say your prayers, and stay tuned.
>>9921699
Fyxe's tits
>>9921815
D E K U
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>inb4 jinx
>>9921723
>Ash is taken by surprised from the hug, his face turning cherry red while standing there frozen.
T-thats what friends do right?
>>9921842
Literally everyone you've rooted for like this has died
BUT SURELY THIS WILL BE THE EXCEPTION
X
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>>9921815
Slide edited for maximum suspense.
ITS OVER
>takes the high road
>>9921815
Let's go, Deku, Deku! You can do it! I believe in you!
>>9921861
You really need to work on that speed.
>>9921861
>>9921854
...
You've really need to work on that speed.
>>9921854
CONGRATULATIONS PERONA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChdpflTAvok
>>9921699
Philip Banks.
>>9921877
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR PLAYING!
>>9921848
no that's what gays do
>>9921854
Wow embarassing.
>>9921854
>>9921877
That's some bad luck, but congrats to the winner.
>>9921887
Thanks for hosting.
>>9921854
Aww, what a shame. Well, congrats to Miss Perona and thanks to our host!
>>9921856
Evening Mister Adachi. I trust that you're feeling better today?
>>9921877
>>9921887
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9921887
I-...Oh man, I really blew it...I really, really, really blew it. I guess there's always next game though...thanks for hosting.
>>9921854
That's really too bad
>>9921887
Really, really too bad.
Thanks for hosting
>>9921878
But dad, aren't some of those banks?
>>9921887
2 points to Gals Bein Pals to for winning. (halved from not having a capital, rounded up)
1 point to Heroes United for most kills.
1 point to The Fabulous Freebirds for being the first to be eliminated.
Heroes United has 2 saved points.
Gals have 2 saved points.
>claimed territories must be connected to one of your territories by a road
>Cities cost 1 point
>capitals (marked by stars) cost 4 points
>factories cost 3 points and grant your faction an additional 1 point whenever your faction wins a game.
Rest of the rules are posted on /yga/.
>>9921877
>>9921887
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun!
>>9921887
>Thx for the game
>Congrats
>>9921887
Maybe next time Deku, Congratulations to the murderer that killed me. Thanks for hosting.
>>9921854
>>9921867
>>9921877
Thanks for hosting, and congrats to Perona. I'll work on my speed in a corner.
>>9921848
>Haru keeps holding the hug for an uncomfortable amount of time, his new fishing rod still in his hands.
Yeah, of course it is! I guess this shows you're good for it in the end, huh? Thanks again!
>>9921887
>thanks for the game!
>>9921915
I, Reigen Arataka, shall represent.
Let us take back our capital. Oh, and be sure to clean up that grey gunk they left everywhere.
>>9921887
Thank you for hosting.
>>9921877
Congratulations on your victory.
>>9921877
Yes! Revenge! Haha! We did it gals! More specifically, YOU did it weird pink haired girl, you fucking did it!
>>9921877
I'm sure you know exactly what I'm going to say, so I might as well save my breath.
>>9921915
Heroes could destroy that Nintendo faction.
>>9921887
Thanks for having us.
>>9921888
How many times do I have to tell you that it's nothing like that.
>>9921943
>Ash awkwardly wraps his arms around Haru, returning the hug.
Why don't we go ahead and try it out?
>>9921913
Carlton honey, they're all LULS.
>>9921915
Thanks for letting me die.
>>9921981
S O C K S
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>>9922016
Thanks for dying.
>>9921854
>Congratulations and thank the host.
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>>9921971
DONE
GALS ARE
ALIVE
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>>9921974
They cant they need 1 point more
>Fyxe makes a thread titled "FYXE ISLAND 10 and asks for 48 tributes"
*record scratch*
Hey now you probably wonder how I ended up like this?
Lemme tell ya.
It all started like this :
>gets into a fucking cruise shi^p
ROLE
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
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>>9922084
role calls are autistic
there's 49 UIDS, it's primetime, make it a 48.
>>9922084
Yo
>>9922084
Present
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>>9922084
What's up? H-how long is this gonna take? I'm almost done with this level!
>>9922059
Awww! Paula just missed it! She thanks you for hosting!
>>9922084
Yaaay! Paula just made it She will thank you for hosting!
>>9922002
>Haru's still standing there, you should probably get out before he gets too comfortable...
Are you sure? It's starting to get pretty late, and I don't even know how far away the closest body of water would be. It's not really best to try this stuff out at night time, maybe tomorrow would be better?
>>9922084
>>9922100
Jeez, who pissed in your cereal this morning?
>>9922084
Brownie
>>9922084
A ver.
>>9922084
Here
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>>9922053
YOU'RE WELCOME
>>9922084
>Alice bobs her head around looking for the source of the yelling, absolutely bewildered
Oh dear! So this is a "roll call"? I was unaware it was so...loud!
>>9922084
I'm still here.
KAMINA
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>>9922173
Better than I imagined to be honest. Thank you all for being present.
Prepare your stuff, call your friends, pick up a swimsuit (though a fullset armor would probably be more usefull)
FYXE ISLAND 10 IN 6 MINUTES
I'll warn you all before I make the thread.
>>9922178
kys
>>9922084
>"GOD, I feel like my ears got raped right now"
I-I'm here
>>9922131
You'll never believe me, but it was an anthropomorphic fox with huge fucking titties. She just came through my front door and started sniffing around my house, knocking things off shelves, pulling expensive dishes out of my cabinets into the floor and breaking them, she even fucked my dog. And then after all that she squatted over my bowl of cereal and fucking PISSED in it.
Then she went upstairs and got on my computer talking about getting ready to host. Now I have to post from my phone and animal control blocked my number saying I was crazy and foxes with titties don't exist.
>>9922178
I found a couple of images for the Mighty Kamina-sama.
>>9922209
im not him lol
Quints get
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>>9922222
who
>>9922205
It was probably one of my many impersonators. The price of fame. I'm sorry anon.
>>9922211
You lying bitch
>>9922239
TELL IT TO GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>9922128
>Ash takes a step back
Well I can actually get us to a beach in no time actually. Any beach and we will be there in minutes...but if you feel too tired, I guess I understand.
>>9922084
Sneaky Pupper
>>9922264
dumb pupper
>>9922271
Yes.
I'm dumb. I know.
>>9922245
LAST MINUTE BEFORE I LAUNCH THE THREAD.
GET ON THE CATALOG AND SMASH THAT F5 BUTTON
>>9922249
I-I'll try to do something after the tournament.
bumo