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Reigen Ara mother fucker taka HG thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4
Hunger Games BRO
Give me them there tributes and we can actually START something
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>>9914933
Rose Lalonde
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>>9914933
Merak
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>>9914933
Miku's ass
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>>9914933
Scared Pupper
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The Daleks
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>>9914880
I approve!
>>9914888
It's that your new motto for your new candy company?! You're going to earn millions of yen if it is.
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>>9914933
Fyxe
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>>9914933
Yotsuba
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>>9914933
Mikun
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>>9914933
Hotaru Shidare
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>>9914933
Lenny
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>>9914933
Aikawa's waifu
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Stu
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>>9914933
Sergeant Feels
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Gascoigne
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>>9914933
Arashi
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>>9914933
Uraraka Ochako
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>>9914981
SAVE US
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>>9914933
Mount Lady
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8 mooooooooore
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>>9914933
smol fluffy cleric
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Uguisumaru
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Iida Tenya
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Astolfo
>male
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Lord Beerus
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>>9914933
The King in Yellow
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>>9914933
Natsuo Maki
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>>9914977
She was born to be impregnated by old ugly men
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hagsasd
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>>9915034
Can you use this pic of myself instead? A connoisseur of candy treats like myself looks better with this one!
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>>9915034
>Looks fine
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>>9914933
Rei ryghts
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>>9915040
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>>9915034
Let's begin.
>>9915040
Maybe later.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxz02ei1rHI
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>>9915040
K-Kiss?! But we aren't on that level yet, we still have to meet each other... and AND...
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>>9915064
For long events do you use inspect element?
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>>9915085
Event Manager automatically allows you to break the character limit.
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>>9915050
kys
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>>9915064
Pretty sure that anon jinxed me...
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I know I say it a lot, but.
Geeze. Tough crowd.
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>>9915108
S-sorry.
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>>9914933
Minnie May
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>>9915127
>>9915132
Oh... Shit.
I should really work on that speed.
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>>9915127
If your dry, sarcastic tone indicates what I assume, I can justify my own silence in that I am preoccupied with matters beyond this simple simulation. Also, that brawl event was just idiotic, and I guarantee I am now pushing daisies.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJFwkuAuNs
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>>9915154
Let's pretend I posted this alright?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
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>>9915154
Oh God dammit.
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>>9915127
Welp, finally made it to the top of whatever kind of rope this is. So now what's up h-
>Feels then notices the tribute asleep, then notices how the color of their hair is oddly similar to the rope. And the rope seemed to be attached to the person's hair. Leading to one conclusion.
Wow, genetic mutations these days, just weird.
>>9915154
>After whispering into the dog's ear, the soldier watches as the poor thing's head explodes. Catching him off gaurd.
.........That was scary and totally unexpected.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxz02ei1rHI
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>>9915183
Bloodbath again yay
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>>9915183
Umm...
This is the bloodbath slide.
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I know I say it a lot, but.
Geeze. Tough crowd.
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>>9915183
Okay let me guess... I'm trapped in the purgatory and I'll have to die over and over again like this?
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>>9915195
Nani
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Huh. Thirteen of you died of natural causes I guess. They just didn't show up.
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>>9915200
Is this a JoJo reference?
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>>9915200
JOJO IS FUCKING SHIT
GAY ASS MEMES
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>>9915200
I ain't no weeb.
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>>9915215
Kys moeanon
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>>9915108
Good man. This nep is for bully.
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Fucking dolphins.
Winner next.
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What's this?
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>>9915231
$25 on the Sergent
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>>9915222
>Asswhore
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>>9915234
Open it and find out!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo5zx1E-f2Y
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>>9915261
Of course! Nice job
Thanks for the game Reigen
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This might look familiar to some of you haha.
I was so excited that I did the wrong one.
>>9915181
>>9915181
>>9915181
Also 2 day game wew
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yeah
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>>9915207
You know what, fuck you.
>The Sgt touches the cat, because he just wanted to see what would happen. And to his surprise, he impressed someone.
>>9915231
I'm not feeling hungry nor do I want to die. So I'll just skip this feast.
>>9915261
Sorry buddy, should've killed me when I touched your cat.
>Uses the key
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>>9915282
>>9915284
>Congrats and thanks
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>>9915284
I suppose I should thank you.
...even though I came in dead last.
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>>9915292
>kissu
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Fuck yeah, congrats Sergeant Feels !
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>>9914977
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>>9915282
Uh, congratulations.
>>9915284
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
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>>9915282
>>9915284
Congrats to me, thanks host.
>>9915292
>>9915306
>>9915312
Good game guys.
>>9915313
Um..Sorry?!
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Koichi. Where are you?
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>>9915403
Go away Yukako
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>>9915425
Where. Is he.
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>A man walks into the surrounding area from the shadows with a few plastic bags held in his hand. He looks to his right, then his left, and then his right again. He takes out his flip phone in a vain attempt to find out where he is
What the hell...
All I wanted to do was to get back home and enjoy myself, and now I'm lost. I could've sworn the back alley would've taken me straight home.
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>>9915563
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me
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>>9915563
Subaru!
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Someone pick a number from 1 to 100
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>>9915597
2
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>>9915563
You're a bus.
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>>9915597
these dubs
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>>9915563
>A mysterious girl is leaning against a wall, idly playing with a purse and humming a lullaby filled with sadness.
>She stops when she sees Subaru.
You tried the passageway near the forest too mate? Heh, I've done that before, it ain't leading anywhere. Nothin leads anywhere.
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>>9915614
Made me chuckle.
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>>9915563
>>9915566
>>9915569
At least you're having some fun here.
>>9915597
88.
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>>9915597
44.
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>>9915566
>>9915569
>he looks over at the sign and then looks at the mustached man. He shakes his head and walks away from them
I'm getting weird vibes from this place...
>>9915580
>Subaru looks over at the girl with beautiful silver hair with wide eyes. He's not sure how she knows his name, but he's willing to play along with it
Hey, long time no see! you look so much older than the last time I've seen you.
>>9915607
I'm a bus? I'm not sure what you mean by that. If you're saying I should have taken the bus you're wrong. I don't like that far from the convenience store I went to. In all seriousness, I'm not sure how I ended up getting lost in the first place...
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I'M GOING TO NUT
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>>9915650
Subaru backwards is Urabus
Ur a bus
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>>9915682
Noice
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>>9915682
Good job.
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post your fetish
hard mode : with ava
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>>9915704
>*
yuno?
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>>9915699
gun
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>>9915699
I have too many
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>>9915619
I'm not sure what you're talking about. There was no entrance where I was going, at least not one near a forest. I live in a city and
>Subaru finally realizes who he's talking to. The girl's clothing choice, her way of speaking, and the general aura in the air...the realization finally hits him.
H-Hey, what class are you? You're a thief, right? A-Am I where I think I am? Oh god, this can't be real. There's no way I'd be chosen to be sent to a place like this! I'm just an ordinary guy living an ordinary life!
>>9915622
Fun? How is any of this fun? I have no idea where I am, I've got no signal on my phone, and right off the bat, someone tries to marry me! You wouldn't be laughing if this was happening to you, would you?
>>9915681
How long did it take you to find that out, anon? More importantly, how do you already know my name?
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redheads
maids
legs
thighs
ass
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>>9915699
Tentacle rape
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>>9915699
Sex through clothing
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>>9915699
Furry
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>>9915699
Dark elves
Succ
Vampires
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>>9915710
that too
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>>9915699
It's a bit hardcore, but
Handholding.
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>>9915699
cocks
hairy men dominating twink boys
traps
crossdressers
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>>9915738
You monster.
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>>9915740
>KK
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>>9915699
bunny suits with fishnet stockings.
I doubt anyone will guess who I am
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>one of my images is secretly my fetish
>nobody will ever figure out which one
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>>9915725
>Literally me right here. Glad to know someone have these tastes.
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>>9915757
Hello, Stocking.
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>>9915773
Stockings is a leg/thicc man
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>>9915757
Tomboys, Midriffs, thick eyebrows, tan skin is nice every so often.
There's no reason for me to post my ava because it's beyond obvious.
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>>9915757
>>9915699
>>9915798
Fuck me I can't even anonpost right.
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>>9915798
Hi Tape-kun.
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>>9915699
I only have one thing that could really be described as a fetish, but truth be told, it isn't very easy to explain. I guess I haven't really named it, but I guess you would call it a fetish for pretending it is Halloween whenever I visit a fast food establishment.
To give an example or two, yesterday I went to Subway and ordered a "Spooky Italian" and when they asked if I wanted it toasted, I said "yes, I would like it GHOSTed." It made me really sexually excited I guess. I don't think the workers in any of the restaurants have ever said anything; maybe they think I am just mentally disturbed. Another example would be whenever I visit Burger King, I order a "WhoopAAAAHHH" and make sure to shout the "AAHHH" slightly to make the person behind the counter jump back slightly.
I am pretty fucking fat and when I was a kid I only ever had friends on Halloween when someone needed a Jabba the Hut or Giant Blob Monster in their party group so I think combining the two things I like (having friends as a kid, and good), gets me sexually aroused. I'm pretty into public masturbation as well, but generally, I can only masturbate to public fapping videos if I am listening to Monster Mash or something.
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>>9915756
>LE
>KNIGHT
>MAN
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>>9915699
Tentacles
Demons
Hypno
/ss/
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>>9915699
Snuff
Cockvore
rape
all that kinda stuff
no disgusting shit like scat or vomiting, but preatty much anything else is fair game
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>>9915715
>A smirk stretches accross her face when she sees the poor boy so flustered.
Oi calm down mate, I ain't gonna rob ya or anythin', I only do that for rich pampered old men and ya don't strike me as old nor pampered.
>She puts the purse into her pocket, slowly draws near him and pats him confidently on the shoulders. She's slightly smaller than him.
Nah I meant... You're like me, right? One day you woke up here and now ya can't find the exit, right?
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>>9915757
Ichigo
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>>9915822
>LF
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>>9915699
monster girls
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>>9915715
Hahaha! I don't know about that, it seems that man likes you an awful lot.
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>>9915822
>cv
still disgusting and far more degenerate than regular vore
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>>9915699
Bellydancing outfits
Egypt theming
Hueg Breasts
Curvy hips/thighs
Tomboys
Demons
Monster Girls
Magic users
...I have a lot of weird tastes
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>>9915837
at least it's better than anal vore, which is the most degenerate and disgusting kind
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>>9915841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFDhn4wgwKk
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>>9915699
underwear/socks
footjobs but no toe licking shit
big asses
bunny girls
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>The only time HG is active it's to talk about fetish.
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>>9915869
A sea of dipshits and perverts.
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>>9915873
Girl detected OwO
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>>9915845
http://i.imgur.com/qmduGAo.png
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>>9915894
Thanks for not saving that
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>>9915894
i'm not even going to read past that title
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>Tfw you want to an ava you really like but you already know you can't pull them off well
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>>9915910
tl;dr It's some guy telling how he came out to his family as an anal vore fanatic. Up to this day I am convinced that this is a shitpost.
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>>9915894
>slideshow
Everytime
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>>9915926
I could tell that by the title
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>>9915917
I know that feel
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>>9915829
>the image of a girl robbing an old rich man doesn't quite register in Subaru's mind. Instead, he thinks of something a little more promiscuous
Rich pampered old men...you're a young girl too. I don't think you should be doing that kind of thing. Go for someone your own age. It'll give you a better sense of respect. Not that I care, though.
>he glances at her with an irritated expression. If she were smart she'd read it as "why are you touching me like we're friends?"
I didn't wake up anywhere. I was walking back to my house when all of a sudden I felt a weird sensation starting from my feet and ending at my head and the next thing I knew I was here. It doesn't make sense, does it? The more I think about it, the more it makes me think I'm in some sort of video game or something. I mean, look at you! Look at the people around us! You can't tell me we're not in some sort of RPG right now!
>>9915836
As if. He stopped looking at me long ago.
You know, it's not smart making fun of strangers like this. Who's to say I'm not a bad guy that might hurt you?
>>9915841
>Egypt theming
>my nigga
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I'm unironically considering an OC as my next ava.
Am I a lost cause?
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>>9915955
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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>>9915955
no, that sounds cool anon
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>>9915942
Oh, don't be that way, I'm sure you would've had plen-ty of fun.
And I'm not the prey in these waters...I'm the shark~.
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>>9915955
I once considered ava'ing my roblox character.
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>>9915955
who cares
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>>9915955
Sounds like the Vert syndrome
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>>9915964
>Bullies
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BASTARD BORN IN A BASKET
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>>9915955
>It can be done correctly.
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I'm writing events while listening to super eurobeat and I think I've transcended dimensions.
Help me.
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>>9915975
Keep writing and don't stop until you see the face of god
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>>9915975
Write backwards to descend to negative dimensions
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>>9915975
>tfw you will never transcend into maximum Initial overDrive
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>>9915974
Ironically, this thing was your only good ava.
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>>9915974
>whacks with a bat
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>>9916006
>Probably because he never talks and you guys enjoyed abusing him.
>>9916012
>Sluggy is knocked the fuck out, falling onto the floor.
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>>9915964
Are you kidding me? You did even see how old that guy looked? Maybe if he were younger it wouldn't be so bad, but he looked really old!
And I highly doubt you're a shark. You're too small and huggable to be as threatening as a shark.
>Subaru stops and thinks for a minute about all the shark-related deaths that have happened before
But then again, sharks don't kill people nearly as much as cars do, so perhaps it's accurate to say you're a shark?
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Hey everyone, what stupid thing are we discussing today?
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>>9916029
Vert?
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>>9916029
>kissus sluggys wounds better
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>>9916029
Fucking die, trash.
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>>9916044
How we are going to push you into the ocean.
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>>9915942
>She gives him a last rough pat, completely oblivious to his discomfort, as if she had no concept of personal space other than her own.
Ah ahah What now? Are ya asking to be robbed? Nah really...
>She checks him out from top to bottom
Strange clothes... Ya probably got some from a jester out of pity, no really I can see yer lost and looking for a penny like me, I ain't robbing innocents.
...
Video game? RPG? Oi I don't know what's yer talking about? Is that some fancy word for hell or somethin'? I've been trapped here for a whole month now myself, I'll spare you the details but... All I know is that people fight each others...
>She points out a huge colisseum, towering above them
...there everyday... I got a theory about why, but I ain't spilling blood for nothin I tell ya.
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>>9916044
>pushes into the ocean
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>>9916044
I'm not trying to discuss anything with anyone. It's nice and all, but I'd really like to get back home and make this ramen I bought. I don't want to waste my money.
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>>9916045
>Sluggy shakes his head from side to side, gesturing a "no".
>>9916048
>The slug-thing's wounds may have healed, but his mentality is still scarred.
>>9916049
>He doesn't seem visibly hurt by the comment, considering he can barely understand English besides a few keywords, all being names.
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>>9915971
Now why would you try and do something like that?
>>9916041
Some people like those.
>The girl laughs out for a moment, tilting her head with a large smirk.
But really...don't you know that some of the more innocent-looking beasties are the most dangerous?
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>>9916055
>He starts sweating
T-that's a good joke. I mean it's not like there's just a group of people who plot different ways of putting me in the oc-
>>9916074
You mother FUC-
>>9916077
Get back home? Ha, that's a good joke man. I haven't been home in over a year now.
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>>9916098
>Her eyes widens when the tremendous ocean unfolds before her eyes.
>She dives into the water, swims to reach Yamato and pulls out his head.
Oi! Tell me! How did ya do that just right now?
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>>9916148
>As the woman pulls him out of the water he coughs and gasps for air
What? I.....fuck....I don't make the ocean. It just sort of appears. I have some kind of curse that attracts the ocean's wrath. One time a guy just threw the entire ocean at me.
>He looks off in the distance and shudders
That.....that was an odd day.
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>>9916057
>Subaru looks down at his garb, feeling it as if he was unaware he was even wearing clothes. He looks back up at her with a confused look
What do you mean they look like something I got out of pity? I-I made this myself! I put a lot of hard work into making it the coolest tracksuit ever!
>he catches the part where she assumes he's penniless, and while it rubs him the wrong way, he knows proving he has money on him would only end with him being robbed
So this IS an RPG!
>he looks where she's pointing and notices the colosseum. From what he can see it looks as though it's plagued with a dense forest.
That's...scary. Is that all people do around these parts? Can't I go on side quests or missions instead? I don't really feel like throwing myself in a place like that would be of any use to me. I-I'd rather just get back home and make myself something to eat instead.
>>9916097
Sure, sure, but that only happens in anime and video games. I don't think gothic lolis with superpowers exist, even in a place as wacky as this place. I think you may be more delusional as me when it comes to wanting fiction to be a reality.
>>9916098
Yo-you haven't been home in over a year!?
>Subaru breaks out in a cold sweat, fearing that he may be in this place for more than he wanted to be
Th-that's because you haven't looked for an exit, right? There's no way someone that's productive can be stuck in a place like this for any more than a month or two!
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> A goblin appeared!
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>>9916233
What loot do HG goblins drop?
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>>9916233
>Subaru notices the small goblin. He's never seen on before, but since it looked so fragile he walks up to it and stares
Hey, you're a goblin, right? How come you don't look nasty?
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>>9916198
Yer kidding right? I've been searching for the sea for a whole month now? Whaddaya mean? The ocean have a crush on ya or what? Anyway, now that's it's here I can finally leave this god-forsaken place.
>She runs towards some bushes, and pushes a raft made of wood and crude garbage.
See ya mate!
>The moment she's going to set sail the ocean vanishes. The raft stays in levitation for a faint moment, and then falls down.
>>9916233
Oi... Another person got trapped here?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOKwewc9dns
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I want to nap
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>>9916275
Shaun?
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>>9916268
Dragon dildos and meme shards
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>>9916214
>A look of bitterness crawls across his face
Ha....I've done everything to try and get out of this shithole. I've tried magic, I've tried technology. Hell, I even caused a rip in fucking reality and yet I always appear back in my dorm in this god forsaken forest.
>He then looks at Subaru with empathy
I then tried resorting to just making a life here. That....that didn't work out either. Now every waking moment I'm trying to get out.
>He returns to the grimace he had once before
So.....welcome to the arena. Want any pointers on how to stay sane?
>>9916233
I cast fireball.
>>9916274
>He can't help but laugh at the girls attempt to escape
Wow....hahaha...I....I haven't seen anyone try that before. This place has some heavy magic going on.
>He walks over and offers the girl a hand
Try not to question too many things and you'll keep your sanity for more than a few days.
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>>9916214
Delusions? Hahaha! Don't be silly!
>She holds her hands behind her back, as if she's hiding something behind it.
This is all just a dream, and I know it~. And it's all mine to play with!
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>>9916285
They sound pretty good for crafting desu.
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Need a game?
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>>9916268
> Goblin used Thinking.
Hmm... 2 gold.
If you're lucky I might drop some cloth too.
>>9916269
> Goblin used Cross Arms.
That's because I'm a girl, thanks. Now, do you want to skip the intro or can we get down to business?
> Goblin equipped Knife.
>>9916274
No, I'm working right now. You know, coming here and killing people for the Demon Lord. It's a living.
> Goblin equipped Knife!
I'm just going to take a guess and say you're not too fond of him though.
>>9916301
> Goblin used Awkward Silence.
....Is that so?
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>>9916317
One would be appreciated.
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>>9916317
Please. Writing these events is giving me a headache.
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>>9916309
Supposedly you can use 10 meme shards in conjunction with a Twentyfourium ingot and 3 Iron ingots to craft a Lennius Blade, which deals x24 extra damage on a critical hit
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>>9916317
If it's not too much trouble, sir, I'm sure it would be appreciated.
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>>9916282
I saw him today.
Greeting wave grew stiff like legs.
So his legs ran away.
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>>9916340
I laughed. Good work anon.
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>>9916327
>cloth
Nigga not even worth it anymore.
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>>9916328
>>9916330
>>9916349
Right. Give me a minute or two.
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>>9916327
>He frowns at the goblin's reaction
I was kind of expecting you to play along. You're not very good at your job of low level enemy are you?
>>9916365
Thanks homeslice.
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>>9916214
Oh ya made them yourself?... Geeh... Yer pretty new about the wandering life arentcha? I remember my first clothes were as bad as this.
>He looks a bit of a wimp to her, but she remembers the hardships she went through herself and can't help but empatize a bit.
I don't know what ya mean about "RPG" really, I went there before... Ya kill someone, or they kill you and... it's kinda strange, but it feels like as if yer body was rebuild or somethin' like that...
Pretty sure it's like a hellish tournament, if ya win enough ya can escape or somethin like that...
>A tollling bell echoes around them, crows flying in the dusk light as it call tributes once more.
Looks like another one is gonna start. You goin'?
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>>9916233
Uhh, I cast Sword?
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>>9916364
But if you combine 5 cloth with 2 Dragon dildos, you can create a Dual Dragon Destroyer, a weapon with two long blades end on end.
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>>9916375
SWORD ISN'T A SPELL NUMBSKULL. DIDN'T YOU GO TO HIGHSCHOOL?
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>>9916364
What did you expect? I'm a goblin, not some raid boss.
>>9916369
Well, usually when someone says something like that they usually couple it with an actual fireball, you know?
I'm guessing you're a noobie?
>>9916375
> Goblin used Facepalm.
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>>9916365
New thread or here?
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>>9916399
New, why not
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>>9916394
I can't cast magic. I'm just a tactician. I usually command battles I don't take part in them. Well I try not to take part in them when I can.
>He looks at the goblin's smug stare and his expression tightens
I can hold my own against a shrimp like you though. Don't get the wrong idea.
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>>9916268
Goblin Mail
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>>9916399
Here is fine.
Give me your tributes, everybody.
Try your best to not link previous entries.(I mean like boi do you really only have one entry image)
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>>9916436
Usotsuki
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>>9916436
Naoe Yamato
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>>9916436
Lana's mother
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>>9916425
Well, that works out nicely since it's my job to take out noobie Heroes like yourself.
> Goblin equipped Knife!
I'll be nice and let you go first though, since it's your first time.
>>9916436
Goblin
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>>9916426
I heard if you deliver 10 Goblin Mail to the post office, you can receive one free D-Grade Mail of your choosing. Personally, I like the Spam Mail, due to it's high MAG resist.
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>>9916436
Mikun
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>>9916436
KID
>>9916301
>She reaches his hand and cleans the dust off her clothes.
Heh thank ya... Yeah I noticed plenty of weird stuff but this is new...
>She takes her time to ponder.
Ah Wonder... Let's try.
>pushes back into the ocean.
>>9916327
The Demon lord? That Ozzie guy from the legends?
>She unsheashes her own knife.
It's been more than 400 years ago
I thought ya mystics were pretty friendly, but looks like some of ya guys are still clinging to the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRkqWdE_Nd0
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>>9916436
Tsuyu
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>>9916436
Lenny
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>>9916436
Alice
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>>9916436
Fighter
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>>9916436
Reigen Arataka
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>>9916436
Depressed Puss
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>>9916436
Elias Ainsworth
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>>9916436
Emi
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>>9916436
Rose Lalonde
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>>9916436
Zamorak
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>>9916436
Scary Streamer
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>>9916436
Draco
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>>9916436
Max Payne
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>>9916436
Emma.
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>>9916436
Vic Viper
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>>9916436
The Daleks
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>>9916436
The entirety of 4chan
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>>9916436
Crashman
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>>9916436
Bellona
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>>9916436
Kamina's waifu
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>when a mud dauber builds it's nest on your FUCKING ceiling
I wanna puke
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>>9916436
Boggle?
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>>9916448
Yeah, sure. Let's go with that.
> Goblin used Crazy Goblin Knife Twirl!
Whatever it takes to skip the formalities.
> What will you do?
> FIGHT | MAGIC | ITEM | FLEE
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>>9916301
>His optimism and smile are deflated. Nothing but a sick feeling in his stomach and a heavy heart is left inside the body of Natsuki Subaru. His hands tremble ever so lightly, and it almost looks like he's about to barf all over himself, but he keeps himself composed for the sake of not letting his image become tarnished on his first day
Yeah, just one thing I have to ask you. Who's the biggest, baddest person here? I uh...want to mess him up.
>>9916303
It's...a dream?
>Everything Subaru was feeling up to that point was washed away. The tension decreases, and he lets out one big refreshed sigh
Phew! I was a little worried for a moment. I guess it's normal for a guy that plays too many games to have weird dreams like these. I wonder what it all represents though?
>>9916327
I've got nothing on me at the moment, just...
>Subaru sets the plastic bag down and takes a bag of chips and some cup ramen out, as well as some juice
This is all I have on me, but since this is a dream I don't think I can't think up something else.
>Subaru focuses ready hard on making some more things pop up. His face becomes as red as a tomato, and sweat starts pouring down the side of his face as he tries really, really hard to make items appear
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>>9916436
Natsuo Maki
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>>9916436
Eggman-kun
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>>9916436
Oh yeah, it's one of these things.
Natsuki Subaru, I guess.
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>>9916502
I bet you represent my weakness.
>She takes a single large step forward.
And can I really have that lying around?
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>>9916436
Haru
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>>9916436
Astolfo!
>male
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>>9916502
> Goblin used Dismissive Hand Wave.
No no no no no. I don't want any of that junk.
I serve the Demon Lord, you see? I'm here to fight starter Heroes like yourself. I'm a goblin.
Pretty much the first thing any new adventurer's going to fight is a goblin, so why not me?
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slimegirls are cute I guess
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>>9916444
>As he sees the knife his whole body tenses and he gets ready to defend himself
Ah....uh....haha. Is there a recruit option here? Wait I have to announce it.
>He ponders for a second
I try to negotiate a cease-fire with the goblin!
>>9916448
>He sees a mischievous look in the girls eyes and instinctively takes a step back.
You woul-
>As he is pushes back he reaches out and pulls the girl with him as an ocean stretches out before them and they both plunge inside
>>9916502
>He raises an eyebrow at the boy's request
The biggest, baddest person here? That would probably be Eggman-kun. The guy has destroyed armies all by his lonesome.
>He notices Subaru's lapse in his facade and cautions further.
I'm gonna advise against trying to fight him outside of the arena. If you die outside of it, you don't come back.
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>>9916498
Yeah you guys never need a reason to attack innocent peeps anyway. Say yer prayers!
> [**FIGHT**] | MAGIC | ITEM | FLEE
>Knife in hand she runs towards the goblin, aims for her chest, and slashes.
Nice n' easy
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>>9916371
Yeah, yeah, I getcha. It's all a dream, so none of this really matters, you know? I thought up you and all the other people subconsciously. I'm actually amazed I was able to do such a thing. Lucid dreaming was never really one of my strong points.
>Subaru takes out the sheet of paper with his name on it
I sure am going! What's the worst that could happen, I wake up? While it's a nice dream and all, I don't want to be sleeping forever.
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>>9916506
post the gif
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>>9916436
Gigavolt
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>>9916498
>>9916562
Bloody hell!
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Ahsoda
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>>9916522
And I'm sure you represent smug girls! There's a lot of them on TV now and stuff. They're moving up in the popularity polls!
>Subaru matches her step, taking one must as large as hers
If you're implying what I think you're implying, then get on with it! I'll fight you to the bitter end!
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>>9916436
Ririchiyo
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>RP fighting
fuck outta here
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>>9916565
(D-Don't do this to me, I have a lot of gifs and I still don't know which one you want)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0
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>>9916585
First thing's first.
>The girl is still grinning up at him, ear-to-ear.
Can you guess what's behind my back~?
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>>9916394
Uh, can I cast Fire Blast then?
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>>9916559
...
> Goblin used Sigh.
Look. Let me do something quickly.
> Goblin fled!
.
.
.
> A Goblin appeared!
> Goblin equipped Bloodied Greatsword!
Look, just take this and practice with it for a second. You're such as easy target you're making me feel bad about the fact I'm going to be killing you in a few seconds.
Just learn how to use this, okay? Then we'll fight.
>>9916562
> Goblin was hit!
> -1 HP!
Yeah, nice and easy indeed.
> Goblin used Raise Knife!
> Goblin will attack next turn!
>>9916604
Alright. Cast it.
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>>9916559
>She's soaked in salty water but she doesn't care at all. Her raft is now floating, without wasting anytime, she swims towards it and climbs.
Ah ah ah! I knew it! It's true that yer pretty but ya must have something else if the sea has a crush on ya mate.
Oi!
>She throws a lasso with a buoy at Yamato, preventing him to escape the sea.
Now I can go.
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>>9916595
THE GIF
POST IT
NOW
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>>9916594
You first
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>>9916546
Starter heroes...so this is an RPG!? It's an RPG within a dream at that!
>he suddenly sulks, realizing just how lame it is to dream about being in an RPG
S-So when do we fight, and when do I get my demon sword to fight you with? I can't just do CQC if I'm a beginner. I'll get my ass kicked.
>>9916559
It's fine, young man! This is all a dream! Nothing in this place is real. I made it all up!
>Subaru leans closer in to get a good look at the man standing before him
I wonder what you symbolize? Could it be this is how I wish I looked? It's not too far off. Most girls fall for someone like this.
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>>9916620
(WHICH ONE?!)
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Yeesh, that was tedious.
>hands out newspapers
Make a hat, were being pirates today.
5 minutes for anything.
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I summon Exodia in attack mode
When I summon Exodia in attack mode I can activate its
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>>9916641
I accept this challenge.
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>>9916654
>burns your exodia card with a lighter
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>>9916641
>>9916457
>>9916589
Swap please
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>>9916563
A dream? First ya talk about that RPG stuff and now dreamin' nonense? Did the loneliness make ya crazy or what.
>Before he enters the colisseum, Kid reaches Subaru's shoulders, turns him and pinches his nose while covering his mouth
I tell ya. If it's a dream ya could be able to breath right now. Try it!
>>9916641
"If the world's gonna be destroyed, then let it be destroyed! If history is gonna be changed, then let it bloody well be changed! I'll show you what Radical Dreamers really dream about!"
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>>9916641
Ready to die in the bloodbath, Captain.
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>>9916632
Huh? I assumed you were a Monk class or something considering you didn't come out here with any starter weapon.
Tell you what, you go back and get a job change or whatever and then come back here and we'll continue this fight, okay? Clearly someone set you up.
>>9916641
Ready to roll.
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>>9916638
"THE" ONE
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Oh snappeth!
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>>9916641
Hurry!
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>>9916603
Does it matter? I'll blow you away with my next move!
>Subaru kneels down and begins channeling his energy. He starts off with a low groan, but that low groan turns into ear-shattering screeching
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>once he thinks he has all his energy stored up, he tries "unleashing" it at the girl, assuming anything will come out
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>>9916616
>He pauses as he looks at the sword and takes it with a gulp
Haha....uh. I don't think you're getting the idea I'm trying to get across here.
>He ponders for a moment while leaning on the sword
Hey, ever get sick of just being a low level enemy?
>>9916618
>The boy blushes a bit after being called pretty
I....don't think you're gonna get anywhere with this the-
>The lasso and buoy combo traps him
Hey! Let me out! You can't just hold me prisoner!
>>9916632
>A laugh escapes from him after the boy's comment
Thanks man I appreciate the compliment. This isn't a dream though man. Here I'll prove it to you. You can feel pain here.
>He then pinches Subaru's cheek hard
>>9916641
Let's play nice kids.
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>>9916695
(BE MORE SPECIFIC)
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tfw you finish a good manga and now you feel hollow inside
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YAR-HAR-FIDDLE-DEE-DEE
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>>9916616
Oi?!! Ya got an invisible armor or stuff like that? Gotcha don't worry, ya won't escape this time
> FIGHT | [**MAGIC**] | ITEM | FLEE
>Pilfer - 3 Stars
>[**Magma Burst**] - 8 stars
>RedPin - 15 Stars
>A crimson aura wraps the young girl like a cloak of fire.
SEE YA!
>She flips the goblin off, and as she shows her finger, a pillar of magma raises from the ground, under the goblin's feet.
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>>9916641
Looks just fine, sir.
>>9916665
Oh! Is this what they call "swapping"? How curious! I bid you farewell, Mercy, and welcome the new member to what the people here call a district.
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>>9916727
THE CUTE ONE
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>>9916739
I called it so I'm not even mad. Do your best, everyone.
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>>9916739
Oooh, a new friend! want me to teach you about lov-...
>>9916748
(She has a lot of cute ones, MORE specific)
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>>9916641
It's looking good! These people aren't much of a threat to me. I should be able to turn the heat way up!
>>9916674
RPGs aren't nonsense. They're games that let you live out a fantasy life. It's an amazing way to let people have a bit of fun in their dull li--
>without being able to finish, Subaru's mouth and nose get assaulted by the theft girl. He tries breathing as she says, but he can't. He starts panicking, smacking her arm to let her know he can't breathe
>>9916693
Monk class? That's kind of insulting. I never pick the monk class! That class isn't any fun if you have to be waiting around for people to heal instead of seeing any action!
>Subaru looks around but finds now guild building to walk into
Um, where do I go for this? I kind of walk in from thin air.
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>>9916739
Where did I even put my D*e H*rd DVD? Well at least I can watch it n- what are you doing in my room?
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>>9916748
Nigga, every single one of those is cute
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>>9916770
do you get it now
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>>9916712
I won't hold ya prisoner mate, I just need ya to stay under until we cross the whole ocean. I heard ya sayin' you were trapped here, no? So yer like me, let's escape together. Don't worry, I'll let ya jump on the raft once I'm sure yer cooperative enough.
>She hoists the sails, the blowing wind takes them into the azure
>>9916739
>She holds her bleeding nose.
Ya freakin' bloody punk!
I'll catch you! I'll catch ya and kick yer arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!
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>>9916704
>In the middle of his screaming, Usotsuki, still smiling all the while, reaches up and grabs Subaru's tongue, digging her nails in as she pulls on it a bit.
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HE EXPLODED
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>>9916616
Okay...
>Mikun cast's Fire Blast!
>The cat charges up his gatling gun, he releases it, firing a medium sized fire ball.
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>>9916743
>Someone actually rps with me
>It's due to a swap
Good thing I'm killing myself
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>>9916665
You're too kind.
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>>9916712
Nah, being a goblin is what I'm good at. The pay is alright and not much is expected of me. It's a pretty simple life, but I like it.
> Goblin used Shrug.
Sure I could probably do something else, but I like doing this, you know?
>>9916739
>>9916764
> Goblin used Swift Goblin Chop on Rope!
You can teach me how to swim. Come back when you've figured it out, okay? Okay.
> Goblin used Wave Goodbye.
>>9916742
> Goblin was hit!
> -1 HP!
> -1 HP!
> -1 HP!
> Goblin gained Golden Brown!
Alriiight. Sort of miffed that you gave me a tan I didn't want.
> Goblin used Peek Under Shirt.
Ugh. This tanline is awful. You're really going to pay for that.
> Goblin used Mighty Goblin Knife Toss on Kid!
>>9916765
Turn around, go back to the starter town and go to the church. Talk to the priest and then see about changing to something better like a warrior or a mage. Maybe a thief.
Want me to write down some directions for you?
>>9916805
> Goblin was hit!
> -1 HP!
Alright. Happy you got that out of your system?
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Quite a bloody bloodbath, just the way I like 'em.
4chan being 4chan.
Reigen is on a killing spree it seems, but I don't speak pirate, so whether those are deaths or not is beyond me.
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>>9916819
I'm not sure what you're implying, sir Was there an unseen force directing you to speak to me without a face? You could simply show yourself!
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>>9916828
> Goblin used CD Player.
> -1 HP!
> -1 HP!
> -1 HP!
> Goblin used Crashing Goblin Fist on CD Player.
...
Never again.
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>>9916823
It's no problem. Have fun.
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>>9916739
I hate water!
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>>9916712
>his cheeks get assaulted by the man's hand, and as he said he feels a painful tingle on that side of his face
I...Th-this can't be! That girl told me it was a dream!? I was banking off waking up and continuing with my life! What the hell am I going to do now!?
>>9916796
>Subaru's eyes widen to the point where one would assume his eyeballs would fall out of their sockets. The pain he felt was more than he felt when the man pinched his cheek, but not enough to make him cry out and plead with the girl. However, his reflexes do the talking. He punches the girl seconds after she starts tormenting him in an attempt to get her off
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>>9916828
Ahhhh! My ship! What happened! This is no beauty contest or puyo match!
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>>9916790
THE WHOLE OCEAN?! What about sea-creatures? What if something wants to eat me while I'm just stuck here! WHAT....
>He sees the ocean quickly shrinking around them
Uh.....hey.....blondie. I don't think the ocean wants to co-operate with you here either.
>>9916826
Yeah, but you know who makes more money AND everyone grows to love? That's right a party member in the main character's party. Doesn't that sound like quite the upgrade?
>>9916855
>He feels kind of bad after seeing the boy's reaction
Ah.....get comfortable? I could try to give you a few tricks of the trade if you want. I'm sorry that your whole day is ruined now.
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>>9916826
That would be helpful, considering I have no clue what you're talking about. I didn't see a church in here at all. I didn't see anything besides that thief looking girl and a perverted sign. Are you sure I was made to be a monk when I was brought here? Would they really do that against my will?
>>9916828
I'm a pirate now? Wh-when the hell did this happen!? I don't think that means I get taken from my world and thrown into this one.
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>>9916855
>The moment Subaru makes a windup to punch her, Uso lets go of the tongue, taking a large hop backward.
You done yet~?
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Oh, so they weren't deaths after all.
But no worries, Zamorak is here trying his best to get to first place with a triple kill.
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>>9916765
Oh I getcha, games.... Heh, I don't see the interest in that, if ya wanna some fun just get out of yer house, the world is full of adventures ya know?
...
See? Told ya it wasn't a dream, I've checked it out myself this way too. Don't do anythin' funny cuz everythin's real here.
>She finally releases him, on the verge of death.
>>9916826
>She lets out a chuckle the goblin's new tan is pretty funny in itself, but it's like she wasn't affected beyond that.
>Kid is torn between laugh and fear.
Tcch, Knife does nothin, magic does nothin...
>A lightbulb appears above her head.
Oh got it! Ya probably got a weakness or somethin', you guys always have.
>Knife in hand she runs towards the goblin, aiming for her left eyes, she dodges the Goblin attack, but alas, it touched her... Faintly... Just enough to make a drop of blood spill, and yet.
>- 2000HP
Oi...
>
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>>9916883
> Goblin equipped Bulging Coin Purse.
I think you underestimate just how good I am at being a goblin. Every time I kill an upstart Hero like you I get paid, so I make sure to kill a lot.
>>9916894
Must've been a random choice.
> Goblin equipped Pen and Paper.
> Goblin used Draw Map.
Okay, look. If you turn around and walk for a bit you should find yourself near the gates of the nearest town. The church is usually in the center so you shouldn't have any trouble finding it.
Alternatively, you could just let me kill you and you'd revive there anyways. It'd be faster and probably painless too.
>>9916923
> Goblin used Goblin Anthem.
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>>9916883
It's not my day that has been ruined, it's my life. I didn't even get anything upon coming here. No ancient weapon, no cute heroine to guide me, nothing. But hey, since you're here and you're kind enough to help me I'll take you up on the offer. I'll give you a bag of chips as a reward.
>>9916900
I don't understand! You said it was your dream, right? I should be able to do anything and everything! Why am I limited on what I can do, and why won't you wake up to free me? I just want to go home and play games...
>>9916923
Excuse me, what are you doing? Please leave my leg alone!
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>>9916883
W-What now?
No! no ! no!! I won't let it... her... or him whatever, it's probably some gay-ass ocean!!
It won't happen!
>She grabs the rope, pulls up Yamato onto the raft, only to push him back to the ocean once more
I'm gonna push ya back a thousands times if I have to! I won't let it disappear!
>>9916923
A pretty comfy place if ya ask me
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>>9916939
Oh come on. You didn't have to try and dodge. Should've just let it hit you.
Don't worry, I've got you.
> Goblin equipped Knife!
> Goblin used Put That Sorry Hero Out of Their Misery on Kid!
Nothing quite like sending these sorts of people back. So pompous and big mouthed.
Maybe she'll have a little more respect for goblins the next time I see her.
> Goblin used Shrug.
Probably not.
> Goblin used Sit on Coffin.
> Goblin used Count Coins..
Hmm... Yeah, pretty decent level. This'll get me some fritters tonight. Bonus.
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Lenny taking out demons, don't cross this yellow devil.
Cmon, Reigen, that's just mean.
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>>9917024
> Goblin used Snap in Half on CD.
I'll personally rid the world of this evil one and for all.
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>>9916957
It's MY dream. I'm the one in control~. You exist...just because of me! Now...
>Still smiling that wide smile, she holds her hands behind her back once more.
Won't you guess~?
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How salty do you have to be to waster your time on a shitpost this long
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>>9916939
>He takes in as much oxygen as he can once released
...
I guess you're right, but this is getting bogus. That little goblin thing is telling me I have to go to some church to get my class changed, but you're telling me this isn't like an RPG. I don't know who to believe. I don't think I can make this place fun if I don't know where to begin...
>>9916944
Yeah, random choice. Must mean I'm chosen to be some sort of God in this place. Or...maybe I really am supposed to be important? I've seen shows that have main characters just like me finding themselves in situations like this. That's not too far off, now is it?
>Subaru takes the map and listens intensely to what the goblin is saying. He cracks up a bit from her mentioning killing him and shakes his head
I don't think you have enough in you to kill me. You said you're a beginning Goblin, correct? You should be the weakest thing in this game.
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>>9917060
t. salty RPG autist
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>>9917012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BThqMcuAIJE
>Don't have anything else to say
>It was really funny. Cheers
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>I'm salty
>I'm the one who have fun while my fun bothers you
Ok kid
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>>9917024
Hey! You're going to let us out of here, right? I don't want to be locked in here with some emo girl...
...
H-Hey...
>>9917051
I-I opt out on guessing! I just want to live peacefully and without a single problem! I just want to go back home and play games! Why do you have to hurt me when I've done nothing in the hour I've been here!?
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Not the most eventful of nights.
Zamorak receives a weapon to assist in his destructive ways.
Seeing how he holds a noose in that coat of his, I think Payne did him a favor.
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>>9917138
Oh, now you're just jumping to conclusions! Go ahead! It won't hurt you to take just one guess.
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>>9916944
OK, here's the fact of the matter Goblin. You're not going to amount to anything with that attitude. "Oh I'm comfortable" "Oh I'm happy being passive"
>He puts his hands on the goblin's shoulders
That's bullshit and something a loser with no drive says. I see a fire in your eye's Goblin. You have an untapped passion in you, that's why you excel at your job.
>He releases the goblin and pulls out his cellphone showing the goblin the screen full of names
See all these people? They're my adoring fans and I've helped them all out in some fashion. People all over the world know me and I'm going to be a leader one day. I didn't get this far because I was "ok with where I am". Do you see where I'm coming from here?
>>9916957
>He pats Subaru on the shoulder
It's gonna be ok buddy. I'll guide you through the process. Ok, step one: join as many games as you can. You'll meet friends this way and it gives you an outlet for your aggression. Step two: make allies. There's a lot of dangerous people here and having people who have your back no matter what will keep you alive outside of the arena as well as inside of it. Finally step 3: be ready to give up on romance. This one is self-explanatory. People die all the time here and sometimes it's just easier to give up on a relationship rather than wait for your significant other to eventually die.
>>9916998
>This does nothing the ocean continues to close in faster and faster
PLEASE.....STOP.....I'M......DROWNING.
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What is love?
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>>9917077
Yeah yeah, I'm a goblin I know, but even the noobiest of noobies can get beaten by a goblin.
While you're at town you could find a group too. Might be better for you to take on the world in a party rather than on your lonesome.
>>9917098
> Goblin used Thumb Up on No One in Particular.
>>9917144
You can't swim either?
I can relate. Come on.
>>9917176
What's wrong with the way I'm living though? I'm happy. I've got a few friends and I get to eat warm meals every night. Plus I've got an entire town so terrified of me they let me walk around and do whatever I want.
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>>9917077
The goblin girl?
>She clenches her fist
Don't trust anythin she says! I fought her! I've got nothin' against demi-humans 'n all but that one... she's clearly evil, didn't even try to rob or anythin' just plain killin'.
>She pokes his head.
Her church stuff is probably a dark ritual to turn ya into a demon mate, that's why I told ya to be careful, if ya think it's a game people will abuse ya, you know?
Now, I guess yer kinda hungry, no?
>>9917176
>She pulls him and pushes him back a dozen of times, but it's useless.
>She lets out a sigh, carrying broken dreams.
Alright...
>She pulls him back for the last time, as the ocean vanishes for good.
Sorry mate...
>>9917144
Never tried swashbuckling before... COuld be fun, if only the ocean could come back for good
>>9917024
>She doesn't know how to use a computer, much less how to listen to music the modern way. She just pushed all the buttons randomly.
>>
Skipping a slide of peace brings us to the sight of ships sailing rapidly towards the tributes.
The British are here!
Lots of "accidental" ship sinking.
Gotta support those children somehow.
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>>9917220
>>9917034
>Paul tier posts
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>>9917254
Take me with you!
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>>9917255
Who?
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>>9917254
Never been to prison before.
> Goblin gained Detained.
This could be fun.
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>>9917034
>>9917220
delete this autism
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>>9917254
Told ya I'd show you...
What Radical dreamers...
Really dreams abo.....
>What came from the sea, has returned to the sea.
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Today I will show them.
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>>9917165
Um...a flower? Maybe you painted a picture or something? I really wouldn't know since this is the first time taking to you.
>>9917176
>Subaru takes everything the man just said all in. Nodding occasionally to let him know he's listening
I get you. In a sense, this really is an RPG. I guess I should go back and change my class from a monk to a warrior.
The thing I don't get is, why would I give up on romance? If I'm here forever then I would at least like someone to marry and have kids with. Why would I suffer being a--
>Subaru cuts himself off before he says something that would make him look really uncool in front of his peer
N-Nevermind. I'll just put it on the backburner for now.
>>9917232
Alright, I've decided. As long as you do it in a painless way, I wouldn't mind you killing me. Just...yo-you're sure I'll respawn near the church if you do this?
>>9917250
Wh-what a hot second! She's a lying goblin!? Wh-why didn't you tell me that! She's going to KILL me in order to send me back to her church! Why are you so slow with these warnings!?
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>>9917268
Someone that you never want to meet
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>>9917298
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>"RP fights are autistic"
>Makes the most autistic posts in the thread to prove my point.
W e w
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>>9917255
It's Hoshi ''I won't shitpost ever again guys'' Arakawa
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>>9917310
But doing it unironically is worse
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>>9917232
>He sighs
What's wrong with the way your living is that it centers around killing me. I don't want to die and I would just run away if you actually started attacking me. So as an alternative I'm trying to get you to join my party so we can hang out without you trying to murder me. Does this line of reasoning work out better for you?
>>9917250
>He grabs onto the girl while gasping for air
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>>9917298
Can you skip me? I've almost been killed twice today I don't want to make it a third.
>>9917302
Ah....hm. I see where you're coming from. It's fine to bend the rules every once in a while. Especially if you haven't felt the touch of a woman before. The name is Yamato by the way. It's nice to meet you man.
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Less guns, more lifeboats next time.
More people for harem I suppose.
Daleks, stop that.
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>>9917302
Oh, by the way, you'll probably lose some of that stuff you were carrying when I kill you. I don't want it or anything, but that's just how it worked.
> Goblin used Goblin Knife Twirl!
You're sure about this? I don't mind letting you go this once since it's your first time. Everyone gets one.
>>9917343
If you join the Demon Lord's army then I'll have no reason to fight you. That's your only way out other than in a casket.
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>>9917302
>With a wide, unnerving, almost menacing grin, she pulls out from behind her...a large bird cage, complete with a pure white dove in it.
Ta-da!
>The door slowly swings open, and the bird flies off.
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>>9917302
Heh I can keep an eye on everyone here, my business first.
Ya know how to fight? She's pretty though but
>Kid looks at Subaru again, and let's out a desperate sigh. He won't do anything to ger with his needle arms.
Hmm, ya know... Ever heard about strategical retreat?
>>9917343
O-Oi mate! I told ya! I'm sorry but... I really thought I was goin' to escape this one time, I've searched the ocean for so long.
>She scratches her head.
I really didn't mean to hurt ya, ya want to get back home to? I'm pretty sure you understand.
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>When you're such a pussy you delete your shitposts.
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>>9917310
I don't mind them but I remember that one time where an ava wrote a long post when they were defeated. Which one was it?
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>>9917343
It's nice to meet you, Yamato. I'm Natsuki Subaru. I'll be honest with you Yamato, I don't think I have much time here. That goblin girl is going to kill me, and that thief looking girl just told me she's in a cult. I think my goose is cooked. It's been nice chatting with someone that's a least a bit sane in this place.
>>9917364
NO! I was just told you were in a cult! I'm so desperate that I'd let some girl goblin kill me anyways! I'll trek down there myself and end your little cult game. I'll have to be crowned a hero if I do that!
>Subaru stomps off into the distance with the map in his hand
>Gotta leave. Buh-bye for now
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Shortly after the British invasion, we have the feast!
Two VS. Three, wonder how this would end up.
Oh god, not in front of the children!
>>9917430
C'ya.
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>>9917430
>Goodbye!
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>>9917430
> Goblin gained Shocked.
...
Alright then. Good luck.
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>shitting on people for trying something different
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>>9917419
I don't know that feel, bro
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>>9917364
You're a god damn psychopath. Sorry, I don't serve anyone other than myself and Nee-san. If you're really hell-bent on trying to kill me I'll just leave now.
>>9917394
>He coughs for a bit and then wipes his mouth on his sleeve
I......I wouldn't kill someone to escape though. What the hell were you thinking? Yeah, I want to get home just as much as you. Even more probably since I've been here for over a year. You should really think before you act, especially since I don't even know who the hell you are.
>>9917430
Hey, don't say that. Powerless guys like you and me have to stick together here. I'll distract the goblin girl and you run off. I'm pretty good at talking. Ok, start running now and I'll catch up with you later. Find someplace to stay for a bit. Every hotel around here is dirt cheap. You seem like a smart dude. I believe in you.
>He waves at Subaru as he starts heading off
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>>9917429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZu8xj3lvs
>Kindred Hunter uses [Item from MH I don't know about]
>The party's Defense increased.
>Roto attacks
>-500HP
>Skeleton A is defeated
>Skeleton B attacks Roto
>-0HP thanks to the defense Bonus
Sugoi!! You're awesome Roto-chan! Thank you for the shield! Alright! My turn now!
> FIGHT | [**MAGIC**] | ITEM | ESCAPE
> FOX FIRE 2 MP
> FOX BIND 4 MP
> [**FOX FIRE RANDOM BARRAGE 10 MP**]
> KEMONO TORNADO ULTIMATE LIMIT BREAK 100 MP
>Rena used Fox fire random barrage
>Skeleton B is hit!
>-120HP
>Skeleton B is defeated
>Skeleton C is hit!
>-113HP
>Skeleton C is defeated
>Gained 500EXP
>Gained: A broken bone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG_U_z-dg_c
Hey hey, that was pretty cool what you guys just did... Hey now, what did you find Roto-chan, do you think it's impor-
>The ground is shaking
>REMNANT OF ZOMA APPEARED
>How long as it been since he has been banished into these God forsaken lands? Time flows differently here and it may have been thousands of years since Roto defeated him. He's unrecognizable now, just a black ghost floating above
"Roto... I was waiting for you....
"Here lies the souls of the foolish being who dared to enter this realm... A
Forever trapped, dreams and hopes are fading away, forced to fight for eternity in the arena.
Who can escape this purgatory?... Everytime they fight, the blood they spill... all used to worship the Hunger God, the one who pulls the strings of Fate: BRANTSTEELE.
And once I'll have gathered enough souls, I, ZOMA shall fuse with him and rule over the multiverse."
>What will you do
>FIGHT / ITEM / MAGIC / RUN / TALK
I'm pretty sure the fag who posted this got shitposted to death about it and hasn't been since
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>>9917487
Hey, come on. You'll come back. You'd really be doing me a favor.
I kill you and I get paid by the Demon Lord, you get revived in a church. I bet the priest is a cute girl too. Wouldn't you like that? To be coddled by a cute girl?
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Signs of struggle begin to show on this mother of three's face. Or maybe that's just a pirate way of saying "Heh". I don't know.
The Daleks snatch another life.
It's all over next slide, which trio shall reign to become the king of the sea?
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>>9917491
I kinda regret doing this. But at the same time, I don't regret this. It's embarrassing as fuck, but hey... I kinda had fun with it.
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