HG Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpk0fWe0nzc
kojima
>>9911930
>>9911954
Oh shit, I went cleaning my window and come back to a win
thanks for hosting!
>>9912114
kek, the two small ones
>>9912131
Np. Time to sleep.
>>9912138
night
>>9912084
NGW
>>9912287
>>9912275
>>9912270
>>9912268
>>9912292
>>9912294
this is what a world run by skeletons looks like. let your skeletons free. do the right thing.
>>9912298
>>9912298
We /wg/ now?
>>9912298
kys skelefucker
>>9912298
Noo! Rata bata!
>>9912354
no, we /comfy hours/
>>9912364
that's not comfy
>>9912358
Been there, done that. Both the skeleton shagging and the killing of myself
>>9912363
Oh hey, long time no shoot! Ya come here to get killed? Because I honestly do think you're overdue.
>>9912372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRDgd3Tb44
>>9912380
>sics a pack of dogs on you
>>9912393
>The skeleton assumes his own dog-like form to escape from the rabid beasts, barrelling into the anon as he charges through as a "fuck you."
>He's also screaming.
>>9912380
Who here comes to get killed? Of course I'm not here for that reason! I'm here to kick butt! Including your boners!
>>9912386
checked
>>9912402
fucking ow man that hurt
>forges the pack of dogs into one giant dog to sic on you
>>9912425
You don't kick boners, you suck them. Or bite them, if you're going the whole "femme fatale" thing. And although I appreciate the offer, I'll have to decline. I'm not one to offer myself to strangers.
>>9912430
>The skeleton slides to a stop and growls at the big dog, trying to become the dominate one of the pair.
>The big dog simply scoops the skeleton up into its jaws and starts chewing on him.
man do i fucking hate anons
>>9912448
haha, get fucked you stupid skeleman
you'll never take over the world
>>9912454
>The skeleton's hand pokes through the big dog's mouth as he gets eaten. He flips the anon off before being devoured completely
man vore sucks whoever gets turned on by this shit is a dumb idiot
>>9912448
I didn't say that! I said that I'm going to kick your bones...
>>9912498
Alright, go ahead.
>The skeleton stands on the spot with open arms, inviting her to kick him around.
Do your worst, child of man...and also woman, I would presume! But remember - my bones are harder than metal, harder than brick! I drink milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Calcium is my protein and I've been bulking. Ice cream, cheese, yogurt - all dairy, all calcium. Or as I like to call it, calciyum!
Actually that was shit, nevermind, I don't like to call it that at all.
>>9912552
...is this a JoJo reference?
>>9912531
If your bones are harder than metal, harder than a brick... Then keep in mind my kicks and punches as strong as Justice itself! When you're drinking milk and eating cheese, I am training very hard!
Bring it on, Mr.Bones!
>Karen dashes towards the pile of bones that was standing with open arms. Steam comes off her ankles as she throws a barrage of punches right on top of his boney chest. Her strength is enough to send off a wave of air behind him, accentuating the force she's using.
>>9912602
>The skeleton endures through every blow, laughing all the while. Even a cursory glance would reveal that all of his bones have turned into steel!
Unlike you, I wasn't being metaphorical when I was boasting! My bones are literally harder than metal and harder than brick. They're steel.
>The skeleton pauses, thinking over his words.
Steel and metal are different things, right? I think of metal as a weaker form of steel, although they might be the same thing. I don't really know for sure.
>>9912628
>She notices how he started laughing, and every one of her punches was like trying to open a strong safe.
Wh-whaa..?
>Karen stands in her fighting stance. A drop of sweat comes down her forehead just before the skelety bones started to babbling about steel and metal. Both of Karen's arms drop like spaghetti and she raises an eyebrow.
...Steel and metal are different things, yes. They're considered different types. So I'd say you have bones of steel instead of bones of metal. Though... That'd be very strange. In order to get stronger with milk and cheese, you need to have actual bones instead of steel/metal bones...
...Don't tell me you're cheating.
Who's lurking right now?
>>9912690
>>9912690
Shh.
>>9912665
I'm not cheating idiot, I have normal bones! This is just magic. God himself descended from the heavens and granted this power to me, so how's that for your justice hmm? God's going around giving people like me superpowers n' stuff and you get left in the dirt. Makes you think, right? Makes you wanna re-evaluate your entire life, hmm? Makes ya wanna-
>The skeleton suddenly stops his rant to spring his fist forwards towards her face, trying to catch her by surprise.
>If it didn't work? Eh, it don't matter. He'll just get out his gun or something, the skeleton has every bit of confidence that today is the today he gets the kill on Karen thanks to his STEEL BONES and SKELETON MAGIC
>>9912575
>>9912706
That's much better, thanks.
Morning.
>>9912690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo
>>9912727
>Hey
>>9912690
Fuck off.
>>9912690
>>9912690
As always.
-pops out of a box of cinnabons- Hello, I'm Bawx! ^ u^ I'm almost 16 my height is 6'1 I'm chubby and I'm looking for a mate that I can cuddle, give roses, hug, and kiss will you do the same in return to me? :o I wish for a closed relationship and for my mate to be as loyal like me. I will be super loyal if I like you enough i'll try to do everything and anything to make you happy and I will never roleplay with others and always put you ahead of everything heh. ^ 3^ I really love role play, romantic gestures, video games, and lil fluffy furries like me so it would be amazing if you liked this as well. :3 No matter the distance and how others talk about you about you if you are the match for me I will love you. :3 If you wanna learn more about me just send me a friend request and ask me questions through messages. :3 I surely hope i find a good mate! Recently I haven't had much good luck. .~. -hugs you softly- Well, buh bai -gives you a heart shaped cinnabon that has red frosting- >~<
>>9912705
>Her mouth is open ever so slightly, listneing to the skelety words. God himself? No way. This guy is babbling nonsense. For every word he was trying to break her self-esteem and in what she really believes in, her concentrating just got better and better. The moment eh throws a punch toward her face, Karen's body shifts completely, dodging his boney thingy and standing on her hands.
Oi! Boney! Stop using cheap tricks!
I'll show you what really Justice tastes like!
>From there, Karen moves one of her arms, using it as leverage to spin both of her legs like an helicopter. Each one of her feet blow a nice steam of air with the intention to break his boney face.
>>9912690
I am at work
>>9912690
>>9912690
>>9912808
>nukes jacket town
>>9912754
>The skeleton puts up his arms to defend himself but each consecutive kick slowly breaks through his guard. He soon gets thrown off balance, exposing his skull to her rapid kicks. It only takes one kick to connect to send him crashing to the floor, his jaw fracturing as it hits the pavement.
>As he goes to stand, the gun concealed within his ribcage slips through his bones and falls to the ground. As the skeleton goes to grab it he accidentally kicks it away like a numbskull, sliding it between himself and the girl.
>He looks at the gun, then looks at her. He then looks back at his gun before looking at her again. His knees bend as he gets ready to pounce at the gun. Before diving for the gun, he tries to think of a snappy line.
Uhh..uhm...ehhh...I'M GOING TO FRICKIN' SHOOT YOU!
>The skeleton then dives for his gun.
>>9912840
>>9912754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
/HG/ BELONGS TO THE SKELETONS NOW
>>9912838
How could you?
Saying "Fuck it" actually motivates me more than "You can do this".
>>9912876
>Implying.
>>9912875
It's not my fault,
It's in God's plan,
He made a murder boner so much stronger than a skeleman
>>9912876
Frickin' heck yeah it does! Undead hours is gonna become the new primetime soon enough
>>9912889
by pressing the "nuke jacket town" button
>>9912840
>Karen cannot get a got glance at his gun as he slips it through his bones. Soon enough she stops spinning and looks over to him as she keeps standing on her hands. The second he accidentally kicks it away and the same gun goes closer to her, laying in between the two, Karen looks at the gun and then at the skeleton. Yep, it was the same ''plastic'' gun he used the last time.
No, you are not!
>When he dives for his gun, Karen shifts one of her hands and traps his skull between both of her legs. Right there, she bites on the gun, grabbing it between her teeth as she throws the skeleton away with all the strength she had. Just after this, the girl stands on her feet, with the gun hanging on her mouth.
>>9912696
KAMINANANANANANANANANA
>>9912969
NANANANANANANA BATMAN
>>9912934
>And just like that it was all over in one quick motion. The skeleton bounces along the ground a couple times before skidding to a stop. Thanks to SKELETON MAGIC his bones manage to stay together, otherwise he'd be one big pile on the ground right now. Sighing deeply, the skeleton rises from the ground as if nothing had happened.
Okay, you beat me. I'm a good guy now. I'll join your party or whatever and we'll go kill the big bad. Along the way you can teach me some of your moves, we'll get real close to each other yadda yadda, one thing leads to another and soon enough we'll be boning.
>>9912907
But why?
>Please gimme 24 while I set up
>You know the rules: no dupes, state gender if unclear
>>9913009
Ochako Uraraka
>>9913009
Ammy
Female
>>9913009
Ghost
>>9913009
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>9912969
>What
>>9913009
Grappler Baki
>>9913009
Lord Beerus
>>9913009
Big Pajeet
>>9913009
Emi
>>9913009
Memoca
>>9913009
Harusame
>>9913009
Fluorette
>>9913009
Merryn
>>9913009
Giygas
>>9913009
Biggie Cheese
>>9913009
Rubick
>>9913009
Iria
>>9913009
Eggman-kun
>>9913009
Pokey
>>9913009
Tanya Degurechaff
>>99130097
Michael Jackson
>>9913009
Hoshlin
>>9913009
Arashi
>>9913009
Gigavolt
>>9913009
Astolfo!
>male
>>9913006
>She chews a little on the metal frame on the gun as he stands up thanks to his SKELETON MAGIC. Listening to his words, Karen places her hands on her hips and proudly stands.
Haha! But you won't deceive me so easily, SkeletonMan. Fool me once, shame on you... But fool me twice...
...You'll have me to show me if you really want to join in my never ending crusade to spread Justice around the arena. But this thing, stays with me!
>Karen points at the gun that was hanging on her mouth, like a donut.
Check um
Swap um
Etc um
>>9913100
Let's do our best, Ammy. Show them we can!
>>9913022
Your going to help me with the fate mobile game when it comes out, r-right?
>>9913100
Let's go ahead and start it, and let's start it RIGHT NOW!
>>9913116
Thank you for your seat !
>>9913103
Good luck, you two
>>9913116
Okay.
>>9913123
Aye Aye cap'n
>>9913100
Bloodbath, lets go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfpfoFLF3ig
>>9913100
>>9913137
A new journey begins.
>>9913092
>The skeleton tries his best to hide his frown as the girl chews on his gun, concentrating all his efforts in keeping a neutral look of his face/skull.
What the heck? Relationships are built on trust, y'know? How can I go around sprea...ah, fuck it. Alright. Keep the gun, it's not like I can't get another one.
>The skeleton shrugs, trying to act as nonchalant as possible.
I'll have my day yet, KAREN.
>The skeleton spits out her name, his voice filled with venom.
I won't bother with the steel bones next time. Next time I'll just shoot your face off and be done with it!
>>9913137
I've not participated in this arena in some time now. I'm feeling cautiously optimistic.
>Rubick says as he rattles his bag of coins. It's one of the better starts to a game he's had in a long time.
>>9913165
Night 1
>>9913190
SATAN IS GOOD
SATAN IS MY PAL
>>9913165
>Rubick pauses between each swing, poking his head around the tree to see if any treants are lumbering nearby.
Now would be a terrible time for a Treant Protector to show up!
>Rubick shouts, trying to bait about any magical beings that may lie within the forest. He takes another swing at the tree, resulting in another scream. Clearing his throat, he speaks again.
I said, NOW WOULD BE A TERRIBLE TIME FOR A TREANT PROTECTOR TO SHOW UP!
>After a prolonged period of inactivity, Rubick shrugs and finishes cutting down the tree.
>>9913190
This is a waste of time, but most things I find myself participating in these days are so what does it matter to me? None at all.
>Rubick grabs a rabbit as it hops by and forces a beer bottle into its mouth, letting it drink away at the liquor.
>>9913137
Heck no, I am not a horse. Get away from meeee!
>>9913165
Oh, that's it. Frog soup on me when I respawn.
>>9913190
Map...
>Baki leans against a tree stump to allow himself some rest; sifting along his bag he pulls out a map.
Aw shucks, I can't understand this dumb ole' map at all. Don't know what these lines are for...
>>9913224
Don't pout at me, little fox. I had no hand in destroying your campsite.
>Rubick points at Iria.
It was entirely her doing. You can both kill each other now, I'll sit down by the trees and watch you go at it.
>>9913224
Night 2
Wich avas are for bully?
>>9913245
>>9913248
No avas are for bully, bullying is bad.
>>9913269
>Bullies
>>9913245
Day 3
>>9913248
Everyone is, you just have to be a good enough bully
>>9913272
>>9913278
Hey, I mean it! Stop that!
>>9913269
Hey, a Nep
You were in my dream today
>>9913281
Night 3
Please stay hydrated during these hot days, I don't want you guys to dry out.
>>9913302
Was it a nice one?
>>9913307
>Enjoys it
This is way better than bullying.
>>9913326
No, we drank tea.
>>9913330
What's wrong with drinking tea?
>>9913330
That's okay too.
>>9913343
>>9913349
And then it turned into a nightmare.
>>9913354
W-what happened, trappy? It's okay. I'm here for you.
>>9913354
Ah.
>>9913356
Night 4
>>9913362
I don't remember the rest... some knida hell-hole under a church...
>>9913382
Mhm.
>>9913398
>>9913402
That's baaaaaad.
>>9913009
Larry David
>>9913105
>I got you if you make it known who you are.
>>9913416
hmm
>>9913398
The Feast
You know he's bad, he's bad.
>>9913416
Maybe next time
>>9913429
That was a not so smooth criminal
>>9913422
>>9913429
Oh, I'm late? Oh-oh, okay.
>>9913434
Day 5
>>9913434
He's beating it once he gets the chance
>>9913451
Kinda. it's okay, there's always next game
>>9913417
I refuuuuuse.
>>9913453
Night 5
I'll trust Michael on this one
Winners next slide so place your bets!
>>9913483
Death machine vs Dance Machine
>>9913483
E M I
M I
I
>>9913483
Emilinated
>>9913506
>>9913506
Our winner is Michael Jackson!
Please pick your background, King of pop
http://imgur.com/a/uKfkZ
-Alice's House
-Bhava Agra
-Hakugyokurou
-Kourindou
-Palanquin Ship (+Night)
-Senkai (+Night)
-Tanuki Field (+Night)
-The Bamboo Forest of the Lost
-The Bridge to Old Hell
-The Genbu Ravine
-The Great Mausoleum (+Night)
-The Hakurei Shrine (+Night, +During Incident)
-The Human Village (+Night)
-The Misty Lake
-The Moon
-The Moriya Shrine
-The Myouren Temple (+Sunset)
-The Outside World
-The Palace of the Earth Spirits (+Night)
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion Clocktower
-The Scarlet Devil Mansion Library
-The Shining Needle Castle (+Night)
>>9913518
Stats for nerds
>>9854763
nice joke, do you have more like the one with hoshi being trustworthy?
>>9913518
Thanks for the game.
I'll pick Hakugyokurou
>>9913518
>Congratulations
>Thank you for the fun fame!
>>9913465
Show tummy and blush.
>>9913537
Summary for Tourney anon if he's still alive.
>>9913542
It'll be done in 5 minutes
>>9913518
Congrats, human!
And thanks for the game, host! Even though I kinda wish I didn't die THAT way...
>>9913518
Congratulations, man who snapped my neck.
And thank you for this, really.
HG 2018
People still post the summary in the hopes the tourney anon will come back
Well, that certainly was a longer break from here than we hoped; but then again, being the King Of All Cosmos isn't a walk in the park...
>>9913584
ur mom gay
>>9913584
ur mom gay
>>9913589
How preposterous! Our mother...
Um...
>D-do we even have a mother? No, of course we did; we have a father after all...But, who did he marry? Got to ask him later...
She was real and married to a actual male.
>>9913602
A-are we in a time loop?
>leaves a pencil in the middle of the thread
>>9913615
>breaks it
>>9913615
ULTIMATE PENCIL BREAK!
>>9913613
ur mom is doing gay
>>9913640
>drinks antidote
>it works
>>9913650
>jabs you with a rusty, piss stained needle
>>9913655
>fucking dies
>>9913636
Prince! We think Roboking is hacking us with this anonymous messages!
>>9913551
Noooooope.
>>9913663
>dumps body in car
>drives to the nearest party and disguises your corpse as a pinata
>>9913667
>bullies extra hard
>>9913668
>i like it
post shipping charts while we wait for a new game
>>9913672
Hey! Bad!
>>9913675
nobody cares anymore
>>9913552
Sorry for the damn delay, here you go
>>9913544
>>9913554
>>9913558
No problem.
Fun fact, it took me 645 days to host the 99th game.
>>9913682
>dumps a bucket of gross slime onto the nep
>>9913675
>Half of these anons are either viewed as assholes or been gone for so long.
Where did it all go wrong?
>>9913689
Thanks for the wincard.
>>9913699
no problem
>>9913696
there's only 2-3 legit assholes
>>9913696
RP, man.
RP gnaws at your soul, until you either die or become a shell of your former self.
>>9913696
1)People come and go
2)Most people *are* assholes
>>9913675
at least post the games one instead
>>9913704
Name them
>>9913710
There's a game one?
>>9913675
Done
>>9913734
>>9913734
I miss Mokou.
>>9913734
Here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5lg6ubwNmQ
The new mario game is RACIST
DON'T BUY IUT, NINTENDY IS NAZIS
>>9913734
I have better things to be working on than this, but...
>>9913771
>AlphaOmegaSin
He's back.
>>9913771
Is that Inkling?
>>9913789
Damn, Obelisk the Tormentor looks as though he's been going through some rough times.
>>9913771
Espero que estoy sera broma. Soy mexicana y la verdad no me siento ofendido.
>>9913797
kek
>>9913798
Well then, I've got some videos to watch.
>>9913806
fuck off back to cleaning motel rooms sombra
>>9913806
Mariachi Sombra Skin with authentic Mariachi Moustache when?
>>9913815
Nah, no thanks. How about you go back from where you came from? I'll stay here in this room, aloneeee. Surrounded with electronics.
Anyone want to see the 1986 Transformers movie with me?
>>9913806
Please stay
>>9913831
ok
>sets off the sprinklers in your room of electronics and cloaks without screaming to reveal my position when i uncloak
>>9913752
>>9913767
>>9913774
Thanks.
>>9913828
Depende. Quizas en el futuro.
>>9913834
Well, well. Maybe... Just maybe.
>>9913851
Que diablos?!
>Sombra is drenched with the water, messing with every electronic around her.
Bah... No importa. Those devices had denuvo anyway. Hence they're worthless.
fuck off spics
>>9913875
>being such a shit hacker that denuvo stops you
>>9914000
Que? C'mon at least listen to what I said. I don't care about those devices. Aparatos inservibles. Why? Because they have denuvo aka shit. Duhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Do we have a Aleksandra "Sanya" Vladimirovna Litvyak Ava?
>>9914033
sup bitches
>>9914052
Chad Warden?
>>9914033
No, we don't feel free.
There hasn't been a Sanya entry in months and it's usually the usual "muh pure waifu lewd" posting that'll fuck off as soon as someone picks her up for serious. That, or the so called original "owner" chimps out and gets stoned for trying to hog a meme ava of his own making.
>>9914066
ballin
>>9914092
what the fuck are you talking about
>>9914111
Trips confirm.
>mfw no face when it's a "put my foot on a character I never post with until someone mentions picking them up" episode.
>>9914111
no shit, i just use her to meme
>>9914033
add me on discord if you actually want the folder
peter fonda#5575
>>9913731
Give me a pink!
>>9913731
O-Old Nep? Is it really you?
>>9914147
Thats nepgear.
>>9913731
>No line is better than black line
>>9914130
I don't use Discord.
>>9914165
My bad.
>>9913731
why do you hate ragi
>>9913675
Happy birthday Aussa
>>9914175
imgur is being a bitch right now so either you'll have to wait or just get the images yourself. soz
Happy birthday Kamina
>>9914220
I'll be fine on my own. Thanks.
I want to suck RL Junko's tits
>>9914165
>nep
>nepgear
What's the difference?
They are both neps, aren't they?
>>9914398
One was a lesbo shitposter and the other one is an attention whore
>>9914417
Huh.
Sorry, it's just that I generalise all neps, and never really pay attention to them.
>>9914417
Didn't we have two new Neptunes at one point?
Greetings, warriors.
>>9914494
>>9914439
One of them was Vert
Does anyone else use tribute names instead of (Player1) when writing events to make it flow easier?
For example "Eggman-kun trips and falls onto a machete"
Ruby, is it you?
>>9914587
Doesn't have an effect on me
>>9914526
I see the training here has paid off.
>>9914592
Holy fuck.
>>9914587
Not at all.
>>9914587
Not me personally.
Nice, somebody is picking up my wife again so I can fuck her again. Truly the MVP among avafags.
>>9914637
Protect her well Kamina, for there are many here with the strength of bears.
SUGAR
>>9914677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRcAvDaV-24
>>9914677
Sugar
Sugar here
Yuno get your big butt out here!
>>9914677
OH HONEY HONEY
SPICE
>>9914527
Vert gave the folder to the ERP Nep
>>9914677
DELICIOUS SUGAR!
>>9914727
WORLD
>>9914746
>kissu
>Dont want to host but nothing going on.
>>9914788
gee i wonder why nothing is going on
HG The Musical when?
>>9914827
But hosting is tedious!
>>9914851
HG Royal Rumble done on a 2K game when?
>>9914781
That better be a sugary kissu!
>>9914869
It is
>>9914869
I came buckets to you
You don't want ME to host
Trust me
>>9914916
BUT I LOVE YOU
whatever became of Dr.Pig?
>>9914921
Bullshit