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>>9911165

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>>9911193

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>>9911199

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>>9911216

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>>9911225

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>you will never be Alphys' personal cocksock

>you will never spend all of your time under her desk, out of view, servicing her sweaty nerdsack

>you will never, time and time again, hear her gentle moan as she shoots a load of lewd lizard love down your throat

>>9912020
>weeb and two spooders

aww ye-

>footfag shit

die

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Anyone have the rest of this?

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>>9915046
I got you, anon.

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>>9915319

>>9913420
suffering

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Alphys is cute! CUTE!!!

>>9916430
I know. it makes me sad that there are no pudgy weebs at my school :(

>>9915319
>>9915332
Thanks.

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>>9913420
>her sweaty nerdsack
Lord have mercy

>>9916832
Can you picture those massive monster balls swinging back and forth, dappled with drops of sweat from a long day's work?

Can you imagine licking them clean, smelling her strong musk, feeling the heat radiating off of them on your face?

Can you imagine holding her huge sack in your hands, juggling it around, as her giant girlcock leaks pre onto your back and she begs to enter you?

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Fresh outta CSP

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>>9917600
I couldn't possibly imagine sucking on such a greasy, slimy weeb cock. One with an obscene aroma so pungent that I could barely get close without my eyes getting foggy and my nostrils flaring. The very idea of putting my lips around it makes me weak.

And I couldn't imagine waking up in the morning with her sweat-soaked balls on my face, Alphys sheepishly asking if I could help her with her morning wood while not so sheepishly teabagging me to remind me that I really don't have a choice in the matter.

>>9917634
Is that a fucking conehead

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>>9918098
What would really suck is if you woke up to Alphys positioned on top your chest, pressing the head of her cock against your lips and smiling down at you.

It would really suck to take the head of her cock in your mouth and wrap your tongue around it, tasting her salty pre as she let out little moans.

It would be terrible if she suddenly put both hands on your head and began thrusting in and out of your mouth, assaulting your throat with thick lizard cock, her tail wagging behind her as she experienced pure ecstasy.

Worst of all would be if she pulled out, moaned "c-cumming~" in a quiet voice, and shot long strings of hot seed into your open mouth and all over your face. Especially if you licked your lips afterwards in a desperate attempt to swallow as much of her hot, thick cum as humanly possible.

>>9917634
nice anon

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Cute lizard peets

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LIVE DAMN YOU, LIVE

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>>9921147

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>>9921175

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>>9921184

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>>9921199

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>>9921211

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>>9921226

>>9921163
>chinese translation
>still no english translation

>>9913420
>nerdsack
>cocksock
>load of lewd lizard love

This is another reason why I can't take futashit seriously, you all talk like idiots.

>>9921411
(psst... we're memeing.)

This is an anonymous image board, there's plenty of talk about >tfw no gf and MOMMY I WANT CUMMIES and >you will never eat her poop, the fact that you're taking it seriously is somewhat alarming

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>>9921411
Well I could just say "I would like to partake in sexual intercourse with her" but that would be FUCKING BORING

>>9921411
to be fair, I don't think there is a way to make a girl with a penis not sound idiotic

>>9921630
If Alphys had genetically modified herself to have a cock (like in her "animes") what kind of cock do you think she'd give herself? How long? And how huge would her balls be?

>>9924203
haha just asking for laughs

>>9911165
sauce?

>>9921411
It's cute talk, spices up sentences.

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>>9926124
>cute

>>9926278
Yes, very.

i love lizard

>>9915319
>Penis
>Vagina
what the hell conversation are they having for her to say things like that

Thicc

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>>9919964
God yes

>>9919964
>her cock
This thread was a mistake

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>>9929220
>he wouldn't suck his waifu's sweaty cock
What a fag.

>>9927976
I don't know but I really wish I knew.

Futafags are honestly the worst people on earth.

>>9927976
>>9930481
https://e621.net/post/show/930960/

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>>9930596
holy shit, thanks anon.

>>9913420
>sweaty nerdsack
KEK

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>>9930596
>she uses eromanga dialogue when excited

Weeb

>>9929522
>>9930526

What are ya fucking gay?

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>>9936583
Yeah

Would you rather see Alphys with Undyne, or with yourself?

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>>9938097
Why not all three?

>>9938097
preferably with myself, but >>9938222 is hot too. goodjob anon.

lizard booty

>>9938097
Me

how tall is she?

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>>9949005
There's two ways I've always imagined her height. Either at around chest level (I'm 5'9), and the other one is just as tall or even a little bigger than me.

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>>9949543
Hell no, she's short as fuck. 5' would be generous.

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>>9949657
well you gotta take into account how fucking hunched over she is. If she corrected her posture I feel like her eyes would be around Undynes mouth. I imagined undyne being around 6' so that's how I came to the conclusion about her height related to me. (Also, that image is nice except for the eyes. I know what they were going for and it kinda works, but doesn't at the same time. I think if the glasses weren't there it would work well.)

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>>9949731
That's if she even CAN stand up straight. She's a lizard woman, she could just be a hunchback

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>>9949787
right, I was contemplating that after I sent my post. I've never really thought of that before. to be honest now I'm not even sure if I pictured her with the hunch or not when I gave the initial estimates, I think I did. either way youre probably right , mine are off.

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>>9949846
>tumblr nose and lips

No thanks

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>>9954159
yeah I know, if youre talking about the mettaton I agree he looks retarded

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>>9957115
cute

>>9957400
Why does she have no neck

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>>9961517
ha I don't know, I've never noticed that. maybe you just cant see it cause shes kinda looking down? I don't know I'm just trying to salvage it now, heh.

>>9961722
It looks goofy as fuck lmao

>>9965793
alphys looks like those stereotypical representations of Asians you see in older cartoons. all she needs is a straw hat.

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alphys is small and cute

Goat slaps (You) back up to pg one.

>>9971808
I really like this.

>>9972276
I found it on a twitter page linked from here.

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>>9978437
hoo man, I love how she's wagging her tail.

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>>9978536

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>>9978633
big belly alphys is best alphys

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>>9980151
she looks so cute in her lab coat.

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goodnight lizard

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>>9988404

Weeb

>>9985411
>you will never succ alphys's tiddies

Why even live

>>9921411

This isn't really exclusive to futa shit. Have you gone through the comments on paheal? People say the dumbest shit when they're horny and alone.

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>>9996992
why the fuck is sans always shipped with literally every character in the game? was there even a time where sans and alphys interacted, or even acknowledged each other's existence? it doesn't make any sense to have them together. I don't even understand why sans is so popular in the first place. literally all he is puns and "le bed time XD". I mean yeah, its funny the first time you see it, but then you realize he has literally nothing else to offer.

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>>9997380
It's implied that sans knows about the true lab in one of the phone calls with Papyrus, and they act kind of weird and evasive when others notice they seem to know each other in the True Pacifist ending. Nothing outright canon, but it does hint at some connection between them, along with sans having a secret lab and being the only scientifically knowledgeable character in the game.

Nothing romantic is ever implied though.

>>9997380
>was there even a time where sans and alphys interacted, or even acknowledged each other's existence?
Sans knew of the existence of the amalgamates and was bringing Alphys dogfood to feed Endogeny.

>>9997478
the only other scientifically knowledgeable character in the game besides Alphys.*

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>>9997480
>>9997478
Ah I see. I was unaware of sans being the one supplying dogfood and the particular call with papyrus. It makes a little more sense now.

>>10001731
is she holding a piss bottle

>>10001821
It's soda.

>>10001867
ah I see. its cute.

>>10003384
did you draw this?

>>10003400
No, that's by isomaru.

>>10001867
It's got her dress pattern on it.

It's Alphys Juice.

>>10003486
that sounds fucking disgusting. like I'm not even imagining it as her piss or anything, I'm imagining it as some substance that was just secreted off of her body.

such small amount of r34 for a character from such a popular franchise
that means, even as a fantasy creature, nobody wants to fuck alphys

that's kind of funny

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>>10016377
I'd fuck her.

>>10016377
It makes me sad

There are 10,000,000 pictures of Sans with an ecto cock but almost no one wants a thicc nerdy lizard to sit on their face

Hold me bros

>>10003486
>>10003887

>Alphys will never nervously offer you a bottle of her mysterious secretions

Why even live

>>10017382
Alphys reminds dumblr of the people that they really are; Fat, sweaty, obsessive, excuses for females.
The skells are, likewise, every dumblr girl's dream; friendly, cute, "inclusive" since Papyrus is a motherfucking autismo, and easily made into something "diverse" when turned into fucking human shit.
I feel bad now, I insulted my waifu.

>>10018578
I miss jelly.

>>10019628
CUTE

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>>10020265
holy fuck. I don't know about you but this is fucking wife material for me. I love this, not even in a sexual. Its just so fucking cute.

>>10020929
sexual way*

>>10023069
>alpys
The drawings are really cute though and that's all that matters.

Weeb

Live

Morning

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>>10028560
Good morning, says Alphys.

>>10028848
What a great thing to wake up to

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>>10028848
>Smells like fish

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Alphys is good with pets

>>10030897
if it smells cologne, let it alone
if it smells like fish, take a dish

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>>10032088
What if it smells like DEATH?

>>10032032
whats the thing under "zero hygiene" say?

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>>10032138
Cloaca. Google it.

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>>10032161
So its basically just a reptiles version of a vagina?
>>10032135
Heh I don't know then. I guess its better than cologne. (Also thanks for not posting the alternate version of that pic.)

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>>10032232
>So its basically just a reptiles version of a vagina?
You could say that

It also doubles as a butthole

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>>10032302
Right, that's what I was interpreting. Kind of a universal orifice. Gross.

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>>10032476
I like my Alphys gross

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>>10032617
can you elaborate on that?

>>10009453
[spoiler]I can relate.[/spoiler]

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>>10032650
I like my Alphys sticky, sweaty, greasy, and reeking of body odor and unwashed cunt. If her stinking twat isn't soaking in stagnant vaginal fluids, it's because she's frothing it up by furiously masturbating with her cheeto-dust covered fingers.

Piss bottles and junk food gas are optional, but always welcome.

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>>10032848
Ah I see. I don't mind that, except for the piss bottles and gas.

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>>10034228

>>10032848
You sicken me

>>10030897
Aww the stink lines and everything

>>10036383
Good.

I also like to imagine Alphys has a bunch of degenerate fetishes and gets off to people shaming her about it.

I love lizard

>>9913420
gay

Save

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>>9913420
>>9917600
>>9918098
>>9919964
Stop making me rock hard, I can't take this.

How am I supposed to go on without being able to suck the liz-nerd's sweaty cock and lick her ballsack?

>>10050000
>quads

Is... is this a sign?

>>10048938
>>10050000
Thank you for these amazing pictures.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13261369/r
Vote please

>>10050062
It means Kek approves of sweaty musky lizard cock.

>>10055100
sorry for being a newfag but what is lewdernin? and what do some of the options mean, like "the twist"?.

>>10055569
Ask mspg on /utg/

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>>10061847

Anime

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>>10064475
It's real.

>>10064475
It's not real. Tell her the truth.

>>10063532
I want to hug her so much

>>10074908
I wanna eat the royal pussy

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>>10076416

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>>10076422

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>>10076430

>>10071943
Sauce?

>>10050000
I'd suck Alphys's sweaty balls till they were sore

>>10085639
No no no, not until they're sore. Relax the nerdballs. Soothe them. Polish them with your tongue

>>10084659
Darky-doo. Can't find the post, sorry.

>>10085639
I want Alphys to rub her claws through my hair and call me a good little slut as I drag my tongue over every inch of her sack

No homo tho

>>10094128
I want alphys to give me a facial

>>10092381
Wtf happened to her leg here lmao

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>>10096646
It's her sock

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>>10100167
>not using raw

>>10100167
>>10102540
What's the difference

>>10104346
Size, it looks like.

Twitter and tumblr are really fucking dumb.

>>10104346
It's much larger.
The 1280 res maxes out at 1280x1920, raw is unlimited.

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Goodnight lizard.

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