First 24 participants to fight inside an arena.
I will bar those I deem a threat to my agenda.
>Previously, on the HG threads... >>9872068
>>9874596
Fyxe
>>9874596
Fox Ass
Suzuka Gozen
>>9874596
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>9874596
Sneaky Pupper
angry loli
Mikun
>>9874596
Magma Grunt
post your favorite ships
Seiga Kaku
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9874596
Captain Luna
Miku's ass
>>9874623
Catling gun
Emi
>>9874623
Yuubari. She has a belly I want to kiss.
>>9874623
maria and me
https://youtu.be/36OLTWeeENM
Astolfo!
>male
>>9874596
Me and Vert
The Emoji Mafia
Erica
GAS THE FURFAGS
>>9874596
Ross Scott
Cthulhu
>>9874596
Gigavolt
your whale cum
>>9874596
Vinny
:pondering in deep thoughts:
>>9874596
3000 yen
Lord Beerus
Evaluate this roster.
>>9874654
HE'S GOT TO MAKE THAT MOVIE
We begin.
>>9874674
Shit roster kys.
(Just kidding, thanks for hosting)
>>9874674
>>9874700
What he said.
>>9874674
See! If there wasn't so much water, we would not have horrors like cthulhu to deal with.
>>9874698
For Magma!
I want to put a baby in_______
>>9874704
Ramlethal Valentine
Aussa
Yuubari
Kongou
Subaru
Spike
>>9874704
A LOLI
>>9874711
But you're implying her brother hasnt already.
>>9874704
RL Junko
>>9874721
:3
>>9874704
Maria
Hachikuji
Inkling
Fp
>>9874712
I agree with this
>>9874721
C A N O N
A
N
O
N
>>9874769
ASS TO ASS
>>9874769
>"accidentally"
>>9874808
That killed you too though.
>>9874813
Sorry for being too tired to rp cuckmima
>>9874813
Doesn't seem like anyone important got injured in that accident, so I don't feel like caring about it. Now it's time to get another drink.
>>9874832
>I know, grunts arn't the brightest.
>>9874848
Well, you landed the protag, so you can't be too dull.
>>9874851
>shes going to be a different grunt, not that one, hence why im also using other art.
>>9874861
Hey! Hey! Hey! At least if I'm wasting my precious time on you, you could at least act like a normal idiot! You know, I could be using this time to increase my JK power, but I-
>As the man tries to run away once again, Suzuka closely follows him
Come back you fool! If you don't stop I'll stab you with the pointy end of my sword!
That hurts, y'know!
>>9874868
Oh.
Sooo, whatcha doing this evening?
>>9874897
Can no one stop this meme fox from slaughtering dozens of innocents?
>>9874892
Not dating you.
>>9874897
Idiiiioooots~
They were being too loud, while I was preparing for my big moment, so I totally had the right to kill them.
>>9874908
Harsh.
>>9874927
This was totally this guy's >>9874906 fault and not mine at all. He did something weird to stop me, you know, like a curse! Put me back into the game right now!
KAMINA
>>9874947
Don't blame me!
It's not my fault you got utterly destroyed by a smol animu gril dual-wielding Uzis!
>>9874927
Winner next.
>>9874947
O-Okay
>>9874955
I'M HERE I'M HERE I'M JUST DOZING OFF A LITTLE WHAT
>>9874989
NOT HIM BUT I LOVE YOU, KAMINA
>KISSU
>>9874989
Sleep, Lolicanon.
>places a nubile virgin loli in the middle of the thread
>>9874999
>takes
>Kamen Rider
>>9874982
Well, it was obviously not my fault, soooooo the only reasonable explanation is that you cursed or jinxed me. It totally ruined my mood, you know?
Dying isn't fun at all.
>>9874986
That's...
That's just...
That's totally perfect! I'm still in the game, and I'm gonna win this in no time! Let's go! JK power to the maximum!
>>9874999
>doesn't care because is gay and only sucks big cocks and gets fucked in his boypussy
>>9875029
Damn it.
Go fox girl...
>>9875029
Of course I'm not dead! Dying in a way like that would be stupid, right? But I'm still totally alive and stuff, so that doesn't matter.
tfw it's dead
>>9875029
>>9875054
good riddance, it was shit
>>9875061
so fox girl wins, or did she die?
>>9875061
>>9875069
She's actually dead, but her ghost got a consolation prize of one whole pencil.
>>9875078
Too bad for Erica....
Congratulations Miku, and thanks for the game Kamina, it was funny to watch
>>9875061
Yay! At least you know how to fix things, Host! That guy totally messed up my chance, but you corrected his stupid mistake!
Thank you~
>>9875078
Why am I second? I should be third, the foxgirl is second, rigged game.
>>9875080
gay.
>>9875080
I borrowed it real quick. Thanks.
>>9875078
>>9875069
She won!
>rps
>>9875080
>>9875102
>>9875104
oh okay, I got confused.
>goes checking what that Suzuka Gozen is all about
>It's another Saber.
Nasu is the biggest hack of the 21st century I swear.
I'VE GOT A GUN, EITHER WAKE UP OR I'M GONNA MAKE COLUMBINE LOOK LIKE A COMEDY SKETCH DONE BY AMY SCHUMER!
>>9875133
Saber is a class not a character.
I'll host again in 20 minutes or so. Feel free to step up instead if you wanna go sooner.
they all act the same tho.
>>9875134
Not funny and everyone who witnesses it leaves dejected?
>>9875137
If you want I can host Lolicanon.
>>9875141
Exactly.
>>9875152
Feel free if you want, but I promised you guys a bunch of games so even if you do I'm still going to host some more at some point.
>>9875158
Alright just give me a second to make an image for it.
I forgot what I was making, so have a meme image.
gimme 24.
>>9875233
Merryn
>>9875233
Noriaki Kakyoin
>>9875233
Suzuka Gozen
>>9875233
Bandit Outlaw
>>9875233
Minamoto no Raikou
>>9875233
Leviathan
>>9875233
Ryougi Shiki
>>9875233
Literally me
>>9875233
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>9875233
Ai Ka Wa
>>9875233
Actually Scary Spice
>>9875233
Giygas
>>9875233
Michael Jackson
>>9875233
Doot
>>9875233
Astolfo!
>male
>>9875233
Miku's ass
>>9875233
Carlton Banks
>>9875233
4v4
>>9875233
Wolf ass
>>9875233
Eggman-kun
>>9875233
Sugar Heart
>>9875233
A Liar
>>9875310
Absolute trash fighting form.
COLUMBINE!!!!!!
Dubs and I do stuff
>>9875327
Trips and you kys
Zoom Zoom!
>>9875334
So fucking close
>>9875233
Mikun
>>9875334
You had one job.
>>9875340
You gotta work on that speed.
>>9875346
>sucks your dick for 3000 yen
>>9875326
Huuuh? Oh, hey! Thank youu!
>>9875337
Oh.
Oh well~ It's the thought that counts!
>>9875233
Altera
Whoop whoopity whoop!
FUCK THE OCEAN!
>>9875372
>Only eggman-kun can defeat eggman-kun
Seems legit
>>9875361
Ur 2 slow
*teleports behind u*
Heh... Nothin personnel...
>>9875415
I count 7 or 8 alive atm
>>9875439
Fug
Thanks for hosting
What kind of shit would you expect to see in a code themed around everyday city life? I've got clubbing, bars, beaches, public transport, gangs, street racing blah blah blah
I'm running out of ideas. Also, do people hate these kinds of post? That's impression I've gotten when making them.
>>9875474
GUB GAEM
>>9875458
>city life
>gangs
Where do you live???
>>9875480
Calm and collected till the end...
Heh, good job.
Thanks for the game
>>9875458
Drugs
>>9875480
Good work! And thank youuu.
>>9875483
cities have suburban areas you know
>>9875480
Thanks for gem.
I sadly missed it.
>>9875485
>>9875497
>>9875514
Yeah yeah whatever, I'm gonna go watch more anime and maybe pick up this little cute thing.
>>9875458
Working and convenience stores.
I don't mind posts like these desu.
METROID 4 BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>9875458
You got malls?
Gimme malls.
Those kind of posts are good tho.
>>9875522
I think we may have had one before.
>>9875458
Crack dens.
>>9875492
I've got plenty of drug events, they're mostly tied to the clubbing events. Thanks for the suggestion though
>>9875532
>>9875542
I've got stuff like this, so far what I've got is:
Strapped for cash, p1 gets a job at the supermarket as a cashier. He1 soons find himself1 wanting to die after having p2 as a customer.
p1 gets a job as a fast food employee and is confronted by p2 after messing his2 order up.
p1 and p2 go late night shopping at the mall. p1 purchases whatever his1 eyes set sights on while p2 shows a little more restraint.
p1 and p2 are made to clean up the shopping mall by its burly manager after having a shootout in it.
Looking good? I might try adding more events related to working/malls in a similar vein if people think so
>>9875556
Surprisingly haven't touched this yet, thanks
>>9875552
Damn it.
but looking at it, it seems yuri, and it's about diving, fuck diving, fuck the ocean, fuck beaches, fuck them all.
>>9875556
Dude, what the fuck?
>>9875594
Bruh is that supposed to be super surprising or something to you? What?
>>9875625
You've just made me realise that I have very little fatal events in regards to shopping malls/working. What I've got is:
p1 takes the night shift at a convenience store. p2 comes in and robs him1 at gunpoint, then shoots him1 when he1 tries to take his2 gun.
That's actually it. Some of the more general fatal events I have are:
p1 and p2 adopt a dog to make their apartment less borings. When they get home the dog goes feral, mauling p1 to death and forcing p2 to put it down.
p1 follows p2 into his2 apartment slits his2 throat while his2 back is turned.
p1 duct tapes p2 to a chair and kicks it down a flight of stairs. 70 flights of stairs, to be exact. p2 dies from his2 wounds once he2 reaches the bottom.
p1 stabs p2 in the back repeatedly as he2 walks home. He throws the body into the trunk of p3's car, hoping to get him3 framed.
p1 pushes p2 into traffic, but the cars swerve around him2 and slam into p1 instead.
p1 stabs p2 in the gut and takes his2 wallet. As he2 limps to the doctors, p3 hits him2 with his3 car.
and etc
?
>>9875659
Makes sense. Even with a high death rate if you have too little death events then it will be S H I T.
>>9875672
I generally aim for 70 (except for Bloodbath fatals which I admittedly put very little effort into.) Day fatals and night fatals are the only things I have left to reach that amount with
>>9875625
There are plenty here, I wouldn't see it as something too out of the ordinary.
>>9875659
2nd event has a typo.
>>9875714
Indeed it does
>Puts up fliers about why plasma and aqua suck.
>puts up fliers about why moe is best
>puts up fliers about why we should steal the declaration of independence
>>9875725
>Puts up fliers about why the universe should be destroyed and remade
>puts up fliers about why kamina should host again
All the girls in the thread belong to me. Thank you for understanding.
>>9875753
Dam it! Get lost!
TWO METROID GAMES!
>>9875772
N-no way fag.
>>9875778
wait what
don;t mess with me
>>9875725
>>9875753
>Takes down the childish fliers
>>9875759
>Puts up fliers about how I'll host again after getting a bite to eat
>>9875778
the metroid guy is a shitty character, nobody cares
>>9875783
Sorry but it's true.
>>9875793
That's my purse, I DON'T KNOW YOU.
>KICKS YOUR NUTS
>>9875787
>Points to all the mysterious blue posters the aqua grunt was carrying
Like you didn't come up with the same idea.
>>9875778
Is it wrong of me that I really don't care about that? Because I don't.
I'm gonna go now, bai.
>>9875820
Like I would even try to recruit people from this cesspool. I was just passing by.
Magma must be desperate if you're hanging around here all the damn time.
>>9875801
Poor doggo.
He just wanted a handshake.
:'(
>>9875852
gotta get dat HEEL WORK!
I'm looking for music right now. Cani get some suggestions?
>>9875860
what genre
>>9875851
I'm just making sure the people here don't get the wrong idea, what with Plasma and Galactic wierdos running around.
>>9875872
Literally any as long as it's not complete garbage
>>9875881
kill yourself
>>9875881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmQm285ZHeI
>>9875881
https://youtu.be/KckCsw_JyJI
>>9875858
>when being a Heel is basically you pretending to be a Saturday morning cartoon villain
>>9875876
Hah! You actually care about these lowlifes? Let them get brainwashed, at least that way we can spend our time doing something productive!
>>9875881
>not completely garbage
I got your back, my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gu_Hwnvp5U
>>9875881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJDJs9dumZI
>>9875905
Like what? There is nothing here but these people.
>>9875920
Not being here is pretty productive in my book!
>>9875778
>Prime 4
>Metroid 2 Remake
I'm so happy
>>9875881
Anything composed by Yann Tiersen/Hans Zimmer/Ramin Djawadi
>>9875778
Eat up the slop, piggy
>>9875778
I can't wait for all of the inevitable complaining about these new games.
desu theres only been one good game announced at e3, and it was leaked days before so all the hype had gone :(
and now it's time for the "that e3 sucked" phase or e3
>>9876056
>implying this e3 didn't suck ass
>>9876026
Don't ruin the magic Andre, I need my fucking fix after the horror that was Other M and Federation Force
How's DDD reacting to the new Kirby?
>>9876070
I mean, I've never played a metroid game before so i can't have a good opinion on these games, all i know is that this girl sucks at metroid. Plus i just woke up so i have no clue what's happening.
>>9876102
Probably beating his pencildick furiously as we speak.
>>9876103
>never played Metroid
You're missing out bigtime
>>9876106
Can confirm. This is exactly what's happening. I'm doing the same because holy shit Kirby's off the 3ds.
will adachi spoil the new kirby again?
>>9876176
I hope.
>Metroid 2 Remake
>we're moving closer to a Super Metroid Remake
Oh it's over
Check this thing I drew in paint
>aikawa
>>9876399
Neat.
>>9876399
Looks like my cock
>>9876433
I made an AHK script to move the mouse and draw those, it makes a lot of different shapes
Evening, fellas.
>>9876438
Anon I...
>>9876459
Mornin' Lenny.
Nintendo won.
>>9876486
microsoft won solely from dbz fighter desu
>>9876486
Yep, in a mere 30 minutes too.
>>9876494
Dbz fighter is pretty fucking hype and I can't wait to play it but nintendo had a lot of big hitters on their side this time.
>>9876494
>Multiplat
>>9876508
yeah that's a good thing you fucking dunce
>>9876476
What's with the fancy duds, Eric?
>>9876508
timed exclusive tho
and it was part of their conference, so it's points for them
>>9876508
How is that a bad thing? Tell me. Tell me now
>>9876486
But what about the xbox pirate game.
>>9876527
I've got a meeting with the big guys back at headquarters about a new season so i gotta make a good impression.
Also holy fuck character customization in a mario game.
Hi, I'm the new Spider Man.
>>9876583
WUZ
>>9876585
SPIDAZ
>2 (Two) monkey pwotagonists in the same game
>>9876578
>every superhero has to be either black or a woman now
WHO WANTS TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!
>>9876578
You didn't beat randy savage in a cage match, you didn't earn that title.
>>9876624
>XBone
>games
Good joke.
>>9876578
SJWs strike again
>>9876624
Sure
>boots up PC
>>9876629
Hello?
>>9876635
Didn't you watch E3 Anon? I'm getting a bunch of new games, plus I already have tons to choose from!
>>9876646
You're going to play with my big brother? Can I join!?
>>9876664
and not a single exclusive
>>9876578
I'd rather they pushed the mexican chick instead desu
>>9876677
Come on, I share a lot of games with my brother! What good sister wouldn't share?
Plus it means you have more ways to play! Isn't fun supposed to be the most important thing?
>>9876693
Your brother talks shit behind your back.
>>9876711
Oh snap
>>9876711
No waaay! PC is too nice to do something like that!
>>9876578
This is Miles, right? Not Peter?
>>9876733
That's Miles Moralez, yes.
But he is not the Spider-Man of the upcoming PS4 Spider-Man game, the gameplay trailer makes it obvious that Peter Parker is the Spider-Man.
>>9876733
Unless they decided to make another black guy spiderman for no reason it's miles.
hey beter
I sure am ready for Spider-Man: Arkham City.
Why is it so dead?
>farts
>>9876971
Because of niggers, my 5 confirms it
>>9876971
Everyone killed themselves after that lame E3.
Jesus, I'll take a default at this point, please.
>>9876979
>rolling during extreme dead hours
>>9876991
Then host it you fucking freeloader.
>>9876971
A combo of e3 and american politics happening right now.
>>9877008
So, underage hours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRsoH2Im-yA
i woke up
it felt ok
>>9877045
Ghost
>>9877045
Minamoto no Raikou
>>9877045
Gascoigne
>>9877045
Tsuyu
>>9877045
Leviathan
>>9877045
Flirty Pupper
>>9877045
Fug
>>9877045
Miyu Edelfelt
>>9877045
The Daleks
>>9877045
Nargy
>>9877045
A Liar
>>9877045
Homemade Ice cream
>>9877045
Starman
>>9877045
Reigen Arataka
>>9877045
Me.
>>9877045
Fyxe
>>9877045
Arachnid
>>9877045
Ibaraki Douji
>>9877045
Girl
>>9877045
Professor Sad
>>9877045
Astolfo!
>male
>>9877106
>Rachnera without the spider pussy
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
>>9877045
Fighter
>>9877045
Wander
>>9877045
Lord Beerus
>>9877045
Twice
did i accidentally skip over someone
swaps and stuff too
>>9877158
>>9877079
>>9877151
>>9877158
Let's go ahead and start it, and let's start it...RIGHT NOW!
>>9877158
I'd fuck district 3, 6, 10 and 12.
>>9877158
I accept this challenge.
>>9877173
kek
>>9877088
>>9877150
>>9877158
I feeel like being somewhere else. Can you?
>>9877158
Yeah, let's get going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apcScuy2ka0
>>9877135
>not wanting the spider puss puss
>>9877181
Don't even try
>>9877158
There's no time like the present...let's get going!
>>9877158
Good luck all!
>>9877228
Old Nargy?
done and starting
>>9877247
The only one I know.
>>9877282
You've been gone for a year or so. Didn't think I'd see you again.
>>9877158
>Miyu strikes a pose as her schoolgirl outfit changes into a purple costume while music plays in the background ( https://youtu.be/pNzi-3NG1Rk )
I am ready. Please proceed.
>>9877109
hey ur cute
>>9877266
God damn fruity-ass frog-lookin' airhead! Get back in the kitchen and make me a taco already!
>>9877135
she has a human bussy though
>>9877266
Does... this count as a death or something else entirely?
>>9877295
I know, I know. Real life being annoying as always, and having whimsical attention span doesnt help.
>>9877266
Where did they go?
*winks like rocket or something*
>>9877343
Broken event in this slide.
>>9877343
>Miyu swings the heavy blade and barely gets it off the ground, missing Beerus completely but catching him anyways in her sword beam.
>>9877343
Damn, Ghost's a cunt.
>>9877364
>implying it wasn't done intentionally
>>9877404
Fight!
>>9877322
Relax, that stuff was harmless.
But I wasn't joking about that taco, broad!
>>9877343
Even the dogs are fruitin' up now ferchristsakes!
>>9877391
Come over here and say that to my face! I guarantee I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass, kick it dry, and take a yellow bubbly piss in it, and all you could do is look back at me with a YELLOW SMILE!
>>9877404
Aliens? Yeah right! They're freakin' garbage cans!
>>9877326
Yeah, I remember your attention span.
>>9877266
The product of an insect. Hm hm hm, you cannot be allowed to operate.
>she draws her blade
Cease functioning, automaton.
>raikou cuts clean through the torso of the robot in one slice
>>9877486
What the hell am I doing here? I ain't no goddamn fruitbowl, boi!
>>9877486
T-this doesn't sound like a fair contest at all!
>>9877450
Glad that least someone still remembers me. Hopefully not with too bad memories either. Though, when it comes to real life things, having severe depression doesn't help at all.
>>9877486
This is comfy, though who sends marshmellows into a contest like this...
>>9877536
Of course people here still remember you. You and DDD were one of the more simple ships. And it doesn't help that he shoved the ship into memedom with the help of other people that bashed him for it.
>>9877513
For them. Because robots can't talk!
>>9877569
I sure told his sorry ass!
he's to inteligent for the plan
>>9877536
Not too bad memories, no.
>>9877486
The machine's owner must be looking for me, hm? And with such a steep price on me, I can only assume what I took was precious to a bug such as him.
>raikou rips the flyer off and crumples it before throwing it away
>>9877689
>>9877689
>>9877689
pages below 5 aren't fun