HG thread You should be like Paula and don't try to sleep.

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>>9867300
Uh, you know, these kinds of stories were never my thing. Mind if I go to sleep early?

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>>9867300
People actually believe in stuff like this? How strange..
>>9867287
Of course! I'm an advanced AI after all.

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>>9867223
I denounce my support for Ubisoft. Ash's beard is pretty good looking, he's my guy now.

>>9867226
So was I...

>>9867228
In what way was what I described not tender? They don't feel pain so it'd be alright.

>>9867215
You know what they say - mind over brain matter.

>>9867260
Yeah I met her like yesterday or something, can't really imagine her in that scenario. I guess it depends on the kind of qt.

>>9867265
>The skeleton walks up into the TV camera, staring directly into it. If he had any breath he'd be fogging up the lenses right now.
This guys a fuckin' racist!

>>9867266
Isn't that the same with regular girls? I hear they're loaded with STDs and stuff. I think death is a cure for that so it should be safe, if you're still scared you can just put a rubber on or something.

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>>9867300
Oh hey, You're that guy who swapped me in. Wanna truce for the night? Do'ya got a tent, cuz I only got one.

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>>9867300
It's really scary when someone can help you but decides to pretend that you don't exist. Paula had that happen to her many times and it still haunts her!

Here's a fun fact! Did you know that pioneers used to drive rocks for hours?

>>9867350
I wanna vote all of the above but iunno, they aren't ghosts after all

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>>9867362
Sweet Home

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>>9867300
>As Dave is listening to Astolfo's performance, a thought suddenly crosses his mind: "Am I twink enough to be considered a female?"

>>9867350
I mean, yeah, I guess you could do that, but I bet you wouldn't get the full mind blowing experience. And I'd rather get an STD than get turned into a fuckin zombie.

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>>9867223
A fine way to die if you ask me.

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>>9867362
I had a sleeping bag full of dimes but someone decided to poke holes into it, causing them to drip out without me noticing.

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>>9867362
Wow, it took three of you to kill me. Bet you're feeling like the hottest shit that came out of Satan's asshole now.

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>>9867362
Huh? Even machines have to pay? That's like charging extra for a guy bringing a watch.. O-or something.

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>>9867362
That must be some really high high ground.

>>9867370
Don't say the G word. I haven't gotten through the "scared of the G word" character arc yet, alright?

>>9867380
Did ya miss the part where I said you knock out their teeth? It's 100% safe, they can't bite down on you if they don't have teeth.

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>>9867350
HEY! HEY! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY? SIT BACK DOWN! I'm not gonna tolerate that kind of speculation when I'm in charge here. Just go over there and sit in the corner and think about what you've done. Fucking hell...
>The Savior Of E3 climbs over his desk and sprints into the TV camera, knocking it onto the ground. After a bit of a scuffle with the producers, they get the equipment set back up as Jon stares into the lens.
Do. Not. Listen. To. Him. This man is spreading FALSE LIES about me to the world, and he should not be trusted. Do not fall for his trickery. This is a warning from one of his victims. Save yourself before he ruins YOUR career too! You saw my apology! I didn't even mean to say grey-skins. He's just being all deceiving and shit! Conniving! Mastemrind plotting! He's a supervillain in skeleton form. Get out while you can.

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>>9867411

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>>9867362
So Paula say yaaaaaaaay or booooooo? Because no one died this night!

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>>9867429
>He's banging on the ground with his fists, in front of him is an overturned destroyed ice cream truck.
... They blew it up!

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>>9867416
Oh yeah. Wouldn't it suck shit anyway since the zombie girl would just be gumming at your dick the whole time?

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>>9867407
On the contrary, hee hee, those bombs that scalded off your flesh were even hotter! Ah hah hah hah!

>>9867429
>Plague Knight gets absolutely plastered and drunkenly laughs and hoots and hollers all night.

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>>9867429
Here's a Paula fact! She once got bitten by a fire ant and a rattle snake on purpose! It wasn't as fun as she thought it would be.

But on more important things, look out for a very big horse!

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>>9867429
Huh. A desert ruins level. Kinda predictable considering the setting, but still a classic.

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>>9867418
>While Jon talks into the camera, the skeleton's muffled cries of "fuckin' racist" and "he also hates black people he told me backstage" can just barely be heard. The skeleton is amazed that security has not come to take him yet as he performs the "funny bone dance" for the secondary camera, if there is one.

>>9867449
You might have to do the work but it'd be worth it. Besides, zombies are crazy about flesh. She'd be going spastic with all that stuffed into her m-
>The skeleton hears police sirens in the distance and dives into a bush. When the sirens fade away, the skeleton emerges again.
Whew. That was close.

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>>9867429
A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can't recite them all.
BORING!
Can we play something else, liiiiiiike basket ball or something?

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>>9867475
Oh, don't fret! Look on the bright side: the ants will feed for weeks on your corpse! Ah hah hah hee hah hah!

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>>9867475
I hope I'm doing it right. Good thing someone who looked exactly like Clint was here at the start.

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>>9867475
Am I.. In a giant prison? Not to mention sand is getting everywhere!

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>>9867484
>Dave raises an eyebrow at the skeleton's suspicious actions

Bro, you got fucking heat on you?

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>>9867475
Do you hear something? Paula doesn't either! It's becoming very peaceful. She almost didn't notice someone dying!

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>>9867475
My claws are already sharp, my senses are inherently keen, Sensei has made sure of that through training. No thank you.

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>>9867538
You know, sometimes I kiiiinda wish I was back home.

Sometimes.

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>>9867538
I-I'm not cheating! I just have dumb luck sometimes..!

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>>9867534
Yes, I am packing heat. I carry it in my ribcage and shoot people with it sometimes, it's rather fun.
>The skeleton slides a hand into his ribcage and reveals the gun stashed inside.
It's a handgun.
>The skeleton then stashes the gun back inside of his ribcage.

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>>9867538
But Ashy, you can;t change your name! It is so cool!

Paula likes to think they had a good ending. One of them is a king!

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>>9867484
I swear to God. This is a disaster. My whole life is over all because of this fucking ashy pile of bones.
>He turns around and sees the skeleton's performance. Rushing back to his desk, he climbs on top of it and squats on its surface as he pulls out a clock from a desk drawer, brandishing it as a weapon towards the skeleton.
I'M FEELING PRETTY GODDAMNED THREATENED RIGHT NOW! I NEED SECURITY ASAP! His moves are too powerful for mortals, I'm going to just keel over and die if I don't shield my eyes and protect myself! If I don't look at it, it can't hurt me, if I don't look at it, it can't hurt me, if I don't look at it, it can't hurt me...

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>>9867618
It's just so irritable, and gets in places it shouldn't be! hee hee!

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>>9867618
Eh, there's no plug around to charge my stuff and I got nothing to lose anyway, so why not play along?

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>>9867618
Well.. I'll go along with it if we get to have cool costumes.

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>>9867618
Yeah, but people always like a mystery and having that name makes me appear even more enigmatic!

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>>9867632
>The skeleton takes long, exaggerated strides over to Jon's desk then smashes the clock out from his hands. The skeleton then resumes his funny bone dance while scatting, saying "skap dap deepidly doopidy dop bop bop pa top, wee wap wop skeet boppidy bop top," his bones clanking and cluttering together to the beat.
Cameras on me! Skap dip dop diddly bop bop, skaaaa!

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>>9867618
Paula will need to look up a lot of words when this is over! This is a fun, fun night for everyone! But isn't the desert really hot?

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>>9867614
That's kinda fucked up to be honest with you.

What if those people you shoot just want to be your friend, bro? I'd bet some of them wouldn't even mind rattling your bones a bit if you get what I'm saying

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>>9867698
Now this is more like it!
>Kaito grabs a pair of blue glowsticks and waves them, leaving blue light trails in the night.

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>>9867698
Paula's kinda distracted but she thinks two people lost! Sorry!

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>>9867709
If my friends can't handle something as small as getting killed repeatedly, then they aren't good enough to be my friends. You know what I'm saying? On another note, did you know that you can still be charged with necrophilia or whatever if you get with a zombie? Who would've thought, right?

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>>9867695
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Jon's eyes swell into tears of terror as he desperately tries to escape the horrors in front of him. He takes cover behind a couch and curls up into the fetal position, once again covering his eyes, but with nothing to protect him this time.
I'm a big brave dog. I'm a big brave dog. I'm a big brave dog. I'm a big brave dog. I'm a big brave dog.

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>>9867746
Hm? Hee hee, who were those incredibly dashing men just now? Have they come to preach the good word? Hah hah!

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>>9867698
Luckily for Uriko, she stashed herself a dish of cured Surimi, which she enjoyed gladly.

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>>9867746
Look at the little doggies! They just want to play with you!

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>>9867749
Zombies are technically already dead so... I dunno. Do you got any friends at all, bonemaster?

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>>9867746
(I just have ONE little complaint: why her? Couldn't itheve been someone a bit less... weird-looking?)

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>>9867767
>

>>9867782
That looks like an awkward situation for Haru and Ash.

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>>9867782
pffffffffft

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>>9867782
Why is this stuff in the middle of nowhere, I guess we'll never know.
>>9867791
>*it have

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>>9867782
How could I block it?! She's a mountain compared to this molehill! Hee hee hah hah!

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>>9867782
I thought you guys would eat by now. I hope you don't starve!
>>9867804
>>9867812
Aww, they look so cute together! What if they were a couple? It would be so cute!

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>>9867782
>Haru stares into the bonfire, avoiding all eye contact until he finally decides to speak up in a half-broken voice.
The weather's nice.

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>>9867746
Hey.. Did anyone see Reigen after we retreated..? No?
>>9867782
H-how could you kill that poor cat.. Or was it a gun?

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>>9867755
>The skeleton tap dances his way to the couch, each little tap of his skeletal foot causing the floor to quake. As he reaches the couch he pushes it aside, revealing Jon cowering behind it. The skeleton moves around Jon while he cowers, tap dancing and scatting all the while.
SKAP BAP DIDDLY BOP, DUIIIIIIO-OP DAPOADU-PIDO BAP TAP DE DOP

>>9867786
Any friends? Not here at the arena, but I have a couple back at home. David and his mum, good people. I have many more enemies here then I do friends. Like, ten or so.

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>>9867782
Go now Cerberus find and destroy the never ending nightmare!

>>9867831
>spic wins the Mexican stand off
Pottery

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>>9867831
>tfw had to google Ayatollah

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>>9867831
Ah, I guess no matter what, she and I are family.. Well at least part of her.

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>>9867831
Paula once tried to have a rat as a pet. She had so much fun getting her rabies treated!

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>>9867831
Oh, that sounds worse than it looks actually. In case my limbs fall off I can always use some duct tape.

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>>9867836
This might sound like a crazy suggestion, but have you tried like

Not shooting people at random?

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>>9867884
The thought's crossed my mind on occasion, yeah. I hardly ever act on it though

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>>9867873
Today I learned that plants are prone to exploding as well.
>sigh
Mother Nature strikes again.

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>>9867873
...Do I even need to say it? Hee hee hee, it's ALWAYS how I'm eliminated! Ooo, irony is cruel.

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>>9867873
Did we get anything useful..? And you didn't hurt the driver, right?

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>>9867836
>Jon can do nothing but quiver in his boots as he feels the ground shake beneath him. A small yelp comes out of him as the couch flies off camera, there's nothing else but a few pitiful whimpers. Suddenly, red dots mark their target on the skeleton and a voice comes over the loudspeaker that nobody even knew existed.
>"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. WE HAVE YOUR SURROUNDED."

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>>9867873
Yay! You finally get to eat! Hope you have a good time!

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>>9867873
I am not too skilled with bows, but I'll do my best!
>Astolfo fires at one of the two and misses, but sets the tree on fire instead
...it works!

>>9867918
>Megaman is a muslim
Wew lad

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>>9867900
I'm not an expert on how people behave or complicated shit like that, but I'm thinking maybe that's the reason why you got so many enemies. They might not like taking bullets from a haunted house prop gone wild.

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>>9867918
These kind of books are kind of boring, but I'll be glad I have it later.

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>>9867918
I can't possibly keep my figure if I stuff my face all the time...

>>9867937
Israel is a sand country too nigger

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>>9867918
Day seven? You guys are lasting way longer than Paula thought you would!

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>4-1
>King Durant

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>>9867916
>The skeleton ceases tapping when the voice blares out through the loudspeaker. He complies, slowly raising his hands up into the air.
Okay, okay, the funny bone dancing is frickin' retarded. I get it. But this man said he hates BLACK PEOPLE!
>The skeleton shouts, hoping to anger any black policemen present.

>>9867943
I can't imagine why, they respawn afterwards. Like seriously...
>The skeleton begins to talk in a whiny voice, mocking the victims of his random assaults
"Boohoo I got shot seven times in the chest, waa, waa, now I have to wait like a second before I respawn! Woe is me! Woe is meeeee!" Can you believe it? Ridiculous. It's a free adrenaline rush for both me and my victim, I don't see why they have to get their knickers in a twist over it.

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>>9867937
But I know who my creator is and he's clearly not a muslim god.

>>9867969
It looks like that hole was made for me. But who knows how deep it goes, I could miss the rest of the game.

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>>9867969
Anyone but him! Take me instead!

Ohhh, final six left.

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>>9867969
Hey, my stamina is one of my better traits! But.. Thanks for the water I suppose.

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>>9867834
Yeah...I guess it is a nice night out.
>he says in a quiet tone.

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>>9868020
What the last guy saw. It sounds... Really cool! Can Paula see it next?

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>>9868020
I-it's because I'm also a blue bot, right?! If that was it you really didn't need to kill everyone else..

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>>9868020
That's why I've been created, finding and destroying hostile robots.

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>>9867999
I'm just saying, how would you feel if I just came out of nowhere and ripped your spine out? I'd bet you'd be pretty fucking mad.

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>>9868052
Sleep tight, plant monster!

>>9868071
that'd make you a spineless coward

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>>9868072
>robot.

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>>9868052
There must be another robot somewhere near, or else the game would have already ended for me.

>>9868056
All three of you were robots with the intent to destroy and kill others. I had to stop you.

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>>9868052
His head must have spun round and round. We have our final two! Do you want either of them to win?

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>>9868087
>shovels a tiny amount of soil on the plant before watering it

>>9868095
Let's go Ubisoft

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>>9868095
But Ubisoft already won.

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>>9867999
>The joke of it all was that there were no policemen present. The voice over the loudspeaker slowly transitions to a recording of the 1976 smash hit "Disco Duck" and the lighting in the studio turns completely black before being illuminated by a rainbow disco ball lowered from the ceiling. The red dots turn pink and flash all over the room as Jon stands up and puts his arm around the skeleton.
Y'know, I don't appreciate all the slander that went down tonight, but I hope we can all appreciate National Pride Momth. Uh, go here to this link to donate to starving gay people around the world, that's "bethesdahaspaidmodsagain.edu." Have fun on the WORLD WIDE WEB, and stay safe out there, viewers!

>>9868052
>>9868095
>Gigavolt dies
>Megaman dies just after
>this >>9868088
Pottery

>>9868095
Rooting for my husband.

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>>9868085
No, I'd still be a Cool Kid but with twice the amount of spine. How'd you even come to that conclusion dude?

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>>9868061
H-hostile..? You raided our camp and slaughtered us all, if anyone is hostile it's..
>>9868088
W-what intent? I don't really wake up with my first thought being "kill"..

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>>9868095
My eyes, my eyes!
>astolfo walks around blind, wielding his sword and thrashing about

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>>9868095
And the winner is...

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>>9868152
Cute girls are the winners of real life and here! Good job!

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>>9868050
>Haru awkwardly adjusts his seat on the ground and continues to stare into the fire. There's so much running through his head at the moment, but he can't find the words for it.

>>9868152
>>9868162
E3 CONFIRMED TO HAVE NO WINNERS

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>>9868132
I didn't join this game to win, I came here to stop evil robots from killing innocents.
I don't know if you are evil, but you clearly wanted to win and that requires you to kill.

>>9868162
Congratulations, girlish boy. Thank you for hosting, Paula.

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>>9868162
Congratulations Astolfo!
Thank you very much for hosting Paula! It was very fun as usual.

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>>9868162
Paula's thingy keeps breaking but here is the winners!

>missed game

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>>9868162
I finally... finally got out of that pit
Oh hum... Congratulations!

Thank you for stage

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>>9868162
>girl

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>>9868196
Thanks for hosting

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>>9868162
Uh, congratulations.
>>9868196
Thanks for hosting, I guess.

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>>9868152
So no Rayman Legends 2 ever? Fuck me.

>>9868162
Congrats I guess.

>>9868196
Thanks for the game, babe, but I think it's time I peaced out of here.

Later.

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>>9868168
>>9868050

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>>9868196
The ladies before me told me to put his up. Paula doesn't know why though.

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>>9868162
The annoying boy did it. Congratulations.

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>>9868071
That would be spi-

>>9868085
Are you frickin' kidding me?

>>9868071
Ignoring that guy, yes I'd be mad. It wouldn't be killing me, it'd just make me collapse. That'd be a dick move.

>>9868119
>With all the flashing lights, Jon shilling his website and the funky disco music shrieking out of the loudspeakers, it takes the skeleton a moment to realise that he has been the victim of a prank. Angered that he had been so easily fooled, the skeleton elbows Jon in the ribs to get him off of him and whips out the gun he had hidden in his ribcage. The skeleton takes aim at the disco ball and opens fire, emptying all of his ammunition into the ball and causing it to smash into the floor. His bullets ricochet across the room, making it a dangerous place to be in.
>E3 security must've been pretty lax this year, huh?

>>9868196
Thanks for your time, cutie! Congratulations to whoever or whatever

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>>9868174
B-but that's false! I've won without killing people before! Do I really seem evil..?
Y-you're the one with five kills!

>>9868162
Thanks 4 Game

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>>9868162
>>9868196
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun!

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>>9868168
>Ash sighs and gets up out his seat, and just places his hands on his and stares at the moonlight sky, back turned to the bonfire.

You know...I don't expect you to understand, Haru. But what I did was in your interests and that of the team. I know you won't believe me, most people don't...

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>>9868152
>>9868196
Congrats!
Thanks for hosting!

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>>9868152
>>9868162
A shame I have no alcohol to celebrate...thank you my friend!

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>>9868174
>>9868195
>>9868204
>>9868211
>>9868214
>>9868216
>>9868249
>>9868260
>>9868262
>>9868265
Paula thanks you for your thanks. She hopes we can continue to have fun!
>>9868210
Yeah! He's way to cute to be a- wait a second. This happened to Paula earlier!

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>>9868251
D-destructions. I destroyed robots, like you.
And no, you don't seem evil, but I know about your kind. Robots that resemble humans, who also have free will.
That butt I destroyed belonged to someone of your kind.

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>>9868162
Yes, yes, congratulations to...haven't you won already today? Oh, how greedy! Hee hee hah hah!

>>9868196
I, hah hah...I SUPPOSE I should thank you! Hee hee!

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>>9868162
>thumbs up
>>9868196
>"I died too soon, I didn't even got time to talk to someone. not like there's someone interesting in the nights, they may be pedos around or some shit, but still"
T-Thanks for hosting

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>>9868249
>Jon falls to the ground clutching his ribs as shards from the disco ball fall to the ground. He uses his other hand to shield himself from the debris of the fallen gay dream. He figures it's best to just abandon ship at this point, calling out to the producers "Just shut it down! Play the footage of Tucker falling over for like, 10 hours until this is all sorted out!" He continues to make a break for the exit with some of the meat shields, or film crew as they would prefer to be called. He fiddles with the door a bit, desperately trying to get it open.
>There's no security there to protect them, but with games like Battlefront II, are we really expecting top dollar at E3 this year?

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>>9868276
I don't think you need to hope for that, everyone is here just to have fun after all.
>>9868298
Androids, and I guess I can't blame you since you don't really have a choice..
But that butt is my sister's, and you can't blame her! The butt is the evilest part of the body!

>>9868162
thanks for hosting garnet!

>>9868383
>waves to you

>>9868276
Give me a list of your ava's, I've lost track.

I summon _____

>>9868421
A HOST

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>>9868383
I question your creators. Why would someone add this? It serves no purpose for a robot.

Do you ever read your old RP?

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>>9868196
>thanks for the game!
>>9868263
No...you're right, I don't believe you. With all that stuff you said about how you really felt about me, I'm surprisd you're within a mile of me. I-I've been fine without you and made lots of new friends here, but there's still something weird about the whole thing...

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>>9868433

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>>9868333
>>9868343
>>9868384
Thank you three too! It was fun to do!
>>9868274
You're welcome cutie! Here you go!

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>>9868445
Yes I have. It was fucking horrible.

>>9868445
yes
then i want to curl into a ball

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>>9868383
Paula thinks it is good to think tha- KAITO!
>She tackles him to the ground, planting a kiss on his forehead.
Mwah! Just as warm and cold as I remember! I missed you!
>>9868409
>Garnet, Ramlethal, Sylvie, Squigly, Mizore, BB Hood, Yoshimitsu, and Elizabeth

>>9868445
>read my old rp
>wow this is shit i'll do better next time
>rp now
>wow this is really good shit
>reread it later
>holy fuck its worse

I want to be friends with _____

>>9868445
It's like remembering that one embarassing thing from your past.

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>>9868445
>tfw used to RP to a lot of the slides
>now rarely RP
What happened to me

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>>9868445
We have our shared moments regret; improve.

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>>9868376
>The skeleton picks up what remains of the broken disco ball from the ground, fragments of the ball slipping through his fingers as he walks towards the exit. Using the surprisingly heavy object he bashes the film crew away, embedding pieces of the disco ball into their flesh with heavy heavy hit.
>Not wanting to become the victims of a disco-ball assault, the film crew quickly disperse from Jon. The skeleton raises the ball above his skull, preparing to smash it down over Jon's head and cave his skull in. Cackling, the skeleton says...
Disco isn't the only thing that'll be dead! HA!
>The skeleton pauses for a brief moment.
Is that a good line?

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>>9868467
>>9868468
>>9868505
>>9868510
>>9868535
Is this me?

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>>9868448
Thank you too cutie! It's all of you that makes this fun!
>>9868445
>Once to look up my first day. Don't really want to look up more than that.

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>>9868538
>of
Woah!

>>9868547
All me.

>>9868547
yea

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>>9868547
Me.

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>>9868405
Hm? Yes, is there something I can do for you?
>>9868440
That's not true, there are plenty of good reasons to be made like this! It's more appealing when people work with things that look like them.
>>9868501
H-hey..!
>Kaito falls backwards, with his height he has a few seconds to realize how hard his head is going to hit the grou- Thud!
That wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be..
But, what do you mean warm? Am I overheating? Well.. I might be now.

>>9868445
I regret the shit I took this morning, I couldn't handle whatever kind of cringe I'd summon from deep within myself looking back at stuff like my old rp.

>>9868445
First day I came here, I kinda sucked.

>tfw people still look at my old RP
>tfw they probably think "How did this fucker start out so badly?"

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>>9865118
I'm starting to think these games might be plotting against me.

>>9868624
Do you really think people care that much about you?

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>>9868587
But why would someone look at that place? I always stare at someones face, there is no reason to keep my eyes somewhere else.

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>>9868541
>Jon, having to think quick, pulls the key out of the door once it's unlocked and waves it in front of the skeleton's face in a half-hearted attempt to hypnotize him. He knows it's not going to work, but it'll be a good distractor. Maybe he'll be like one of those little kids distracted by the shiny. Was there any sort of regression that went on during skullification? Now's not the time!
Actually, that wasn't very good. I think you should stay there and think about it a little more. You don't want to kill me after a super lame one-liner, right? That shit's an art form, man. You can't afford to mess this up.

>>9868645
yes

>>9868640
Slowpoke

>>9868673
They probably don't my dude.

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>>9868674
I was busy, I can't stop these kinds of things from happening you know.

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>>9868655
Well.. It wouldn't make sense to make only part of us look human, right? Plus people do like looking at parts like that.

>>9868708
didn't you say you would explain the new way to win

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>>9868661
>The skeleton follows the key with its eyes that don't exist, watching it sway back and forth. As he holds the disco ball above his head his arms begin to tremble, but he is too busy being distracted by the shiny key to realise it.
>Without even knowing what happened, the weight of the ball becomes too much for the skeleton to bear and he drops it on his head. His skull smashes through the bottom of the disco ball, causing it to get stuck on his head. He stumbles back, and unable to support the weight of the ball trapped on his skull, falls over backwards. He tries his best to pull it off of him, but to no avail.

E3 was shit this year
Sony was ok at best, Ubisoft was shit, MS did the best imo, Bethesda was hot garbage and EA was EA

>Drags poster below into the bushes

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>>9868727
You could always hide that place with a piece of clothing. I think it's just a waste of time to add that. People are weird, I will never understand humans.

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>>9868587
>She begins to giggle as she twirls her finger around a lock of his hair.
Shihihihi! I didn't think getting kissed by me would be so awful! I just want to cuddle you with how warm you're getting!

>>9868731
uh
Maybe one day.

>disappears

BGO when

>>9868749
Wrong board.
>>/v/

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>>9868448
You know why right? Because deep down you know it is odd. And...
>Ash pauses for a moment then looks at the ground
Look, I'm happy that you've made new friends. To tell you the truth I've never made any more than I could count with one hand. Even with my wealth. Most people find me too enigmatic or arrogant and you know what? That's fine because that is me, and I feel no shame. But...I felt something...I don't know...different When I met you.

Look Haru. I honestly didnt want to hurt you, and I guess it's time for me to come clean..
>He turns around and tries to look Haru directly in the eyes and for once, his seemingly cool, nonchalant, and cocky attitude dropped. He was quiet melancholy.
I messed up, big time. I thought I could actually do things single handedly...I betrayed you because my plan, was to double cross Monochrome when I eventually won and use the spoils of my victory for the vibes. And the reason I didn't share this with anyone was because I didn't want a chance to be compromised, so I did my best to put on an act. I had to make it convincing or else it would just arouse suspicion.
>And soon enough he's back to form
I should audition for a Hollywood blockbuster aha~
Ahem...I understand if you don't want to talk or see me ever again. And that's fine.

>>9868587
>>9868768
Stop this right now and host

>>9868792
Paula just hosted

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>>9868735
>In a terrible case of irony, "Disco Duck" fades out on the loudspeaker and Patrick Hernandez's rhythmic, upbeat, 1979 single "Born to be Alive" starts playing. Jon takes advantage of the skeleton's misfortune and dashes out of the exit at *blistering speed*™, never thinking to look back as he escapes at sanic speeds from what was almost going to be certain doom.

>>9868788
kys

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>>9868792
But Paula just did the thing! She wants to play too!

>>9868790
>my plan, was to double cross Monochrome when I eventually won and use the spoils of my victory for the vibes.
Except you literally cannot do that anymore.

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>>9868763
>You are suddenly pulled into the tall grass and pinned down. Out of sight, out of mind.
Shh tin can. I just want some answers.

あああああああああああああああああ

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>>9868806
No u, go let it out in a shitpost.

>>9868825
He knows.

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>>9868804
>As the skeleton lays on the floor, disco ball stuck on his skull, his finds himself idly tapping his feet along to the beat of the song.
We were born to be alive, we were born to be alive...
>The skeleton isn't even upset that his victim got away. Usually he gets pissed off about it, but the music is occupying his usual anger and replacing it with feel good vibes. Even when it dawns on him that he's undead, he keeps singing alone, tapping his feet.
>A good ending for all, right?

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>>9868790
>[Wild REGISTEEL appeared!]
●○●○●

>((so what's the next step of your master plan?))

ASH X HARU IS ALIVE?

VOTE NOW

http://poal.me/8t9fc1

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>>9868843

>>9868866
>>9868882
Dudes can't you see they're having a moment my god

>>9868906
They're having a moment and I need to ride off of their popularity because it's the only way I'll obtain relevancy

>Registeel

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>>9868842
I don't believe I've got answers for you. My only purpose is to destroy rogue robots.

>>9868907
WWE Hall of fame when

>>9868907
I eat gahhbage

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>>9868763
That's why they make her wear skirts and you'll understand when you're older but even then.. You'll just feel a little more confused.
>>9868768
N-no, I didn't mean the kiss I meant the fall, though I guess there was two of those and the first one wasn't bad at all.
>Kaito puts his arms around her lightly while just smiling up at the sky as if he's not doing it intentionally.
it might just be the weather, it has been getting warmer after all, but how are you Paula? You haven't been getting hurt in your fights, right?

DUDE SHIPS LMAO

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>>9868903

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>>9868866
All I'm hearing are a bunch of beeps. Who's robot is this? They should have it on a leash or something.

>>9868825
Yeah...like I said, I messed up.

Eugh...I hate saying that.

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>>9868843
>>9868959

>>9868928
No, your purpose is to be Dr Light's son and assistant. You VOLUNTEERED to undergo combat modification in order to keep reprogrammed Robot Masters from wreaking havoc .

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>>9868952

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>>9868959
>>9868843

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>>9868939
I've been built 30 years ago, I think I would understand if someone explained it to me.

>>9868976
And that's the only thing I can do right know. I'm not so much into that multitasking thing. But I've already heard Dr Light is building something better.

>>9868928
>>9868976
OH FUCK THINGS ARE HEATING UP IN THE MEGAMAN FANDOM

>>9868995
Hey that's my wife.

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>>9868966
>((tell me about Ash. Why does he wear the monochrome?))

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>>9868928
Everyone has something to tell. Who is your boss and what does he do? Hold on one moment.
>>9868976
>she pulls anon next to the two of them
Tell me everything you know of him and I will let you go.

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>>9869004
Oh well... It's all about sex appeal, it helps in advertisement. You know, we're originally just singing software but they gave us bodies as a way to advertise us.

>>9869018
This the nicest RP I have seen this month

>>9869018
kys Baron

>>9869004
Mate I don't think there's literally constant rogue robot masters going about. In fact, versatility is kinda your WHOLE THING. It's not that difficult to have the options for both of them in there.
>>9869027
I read a lot. A LOT. Light's just an old fart that builds robots to make humans' jobs easier.

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Tunes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSnB7MuvSvs

>>9869086
same
>>9869097
barron is here >>9869027
update your radar fag

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>>9869018
Oh right, Now I remember! You're one of those monodorks. To be honest, my metal friend, the only thing I liked about your group was that Aikawa was sort of the person who ran it, but the fact that you had to throw an entire armies worth of people to win a game kinda rubbed me the wrong way. Course so this was the best team to infiltrate, Sort of glad I didn't follow with my plan though. Then my reputation would have been tarnished by association with you dweebs.

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>>9869027
My boss? I wouldn't really call him my boss, he's my creator. Dr. Light is his name, he's a scientist and engineer and builds robots who fulfill a specific purpose.

>>9869082
That's a very human thing and it's difficult for me to understand. But I get that you would use it as a way to advertise stuff if it helps.

http://poal.me/bv2cih

>>9869124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvxtZ4pp_z8

>>9869126
D-Don't tell me what to do!

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>>9868939
You fell twice? You should be careful! I wouldn't want you to get hurt!
>She yawns into the embrace, her eyes closing a little.
I have many scars to show you. That don't hurt at all and they are cool to look at!

>>9869131
oh now it's on

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>>9869146
>Allowing multiple answers

>>9869124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJMIiCVeBKM

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>>9869124
https://youtu.be/ediAMIHkC0Q

>>9869146
What the fuck is a nufag?

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>>9869120
What about security? Military.
>>9869136
What about the factions. Is he supplying them?

>>9869166
if people pick one they might not want to pick one at all due to choice overload
i know my shit nigga
>>9869178
fuck outta here gramps, this ain't spring 2015 anymore

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>>9869124
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omKId6Lhr3A

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>>9868790
I...I had no idea. I always thought you were this big life of the party, rich, successful, super cool guy. Remember when you invited me to that ice cream thing at your mansion? Even if I never ended up going, it gave off the idea that, y'know...all that was true. And with what you just said, I'm not even sure if that was real, haha...
>Haru scratches the back of his head and tries his hardest to play off how awkward this whole thing is going to be.
I guess I sort of felt that way about you too when we first met. I feel like I know what it is, and I sort of don't at the same time. It was...alien to me, as funny as that is.

>As he listens to Ash's confession, he can only sit there and stare as tears swell in his eyes, not even bothering to wipe them away.
That's...
I-I feel like I should hit you right now, but I just can't. Even if I'm pretty sure your plan isn't allowed under the game rules, you still really wanted to surprise me. Kate always says that you should look at people's intentions first, so I guess I should do that, huh? I get why you wanted to do it, but...
>He lets out a tiny laugh from how absurd this all is. Haru really doesn't know what to feel right now.
...you really didn't have to go about it that way. I just wish you would have told me before going out like that, and tearing apart what I thought was the closest friendship I'd ever had here.
>Haru stares at the ground for some time, thinking about the whole "not talking or seeing him ever again" thing.
The best thing to do here would probably for me to just go to bed and think about it for a while. I-I'm sorry to have bothered you.
>He gets up and walks towards home, never once looking back.

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>>9869146
>4 votes
how the HECK????

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>>9869120
I guess you are right. There hasn't been a big problem with robot masters in the last seven years.
I'm wondering though, how do you know I was once a lab assistant robot? Is it you, Protoman? Or Dr. Wily?

>>9869185
Which factions are you talking about? I don't understand.

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>>9869131
>((lotta loyalty for a hired traitor.))

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>>9869195

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>>9869146
>7 Votes
>mfw

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>>9869124
>good night guys <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrAncKzuH8s

>>9869196
At least two are legit

>>9869195
>>9868790
ERP tier

>>9869216
drop haru now

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>>9869198
Monochrome, Iron Dogs, the GBP. Is he supplying any of them?

>>9869227
>t. Oneliner

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>>9869124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdLItBSdW9s

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>>9869207
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that those are angry beeps. I'm just wondering why someone would flood a entry just to lose a game.

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>>9869218
Confound it, I've been exposed

>>9869124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUBvYYsM-lo&t=753s

>>9869249
Post lewds

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>>9869186
Fuck you nigga, at least I still have my oldfag memes

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>>9869124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMlpqOsc2BU

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>>9869146
>6 votes
>better than expected.

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>>9869260
Closet thing i've got to a lewd in my ava folder.

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>>9869231
Oh, no way. He's not interested in interfering. I'm also not part of a faction, I'm just there to make sure it doesn't escalate. But I always get destroyed very early on.

>>9869262
>image.jpg
Fuck off Yosuke/Ichigo

>>9869280
It's k, the spats are lewd enough as it is t b h

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>>9869241
>((you're a French guy.))

>((but seriously, most of us don't even have any idea where the fillers come from.))

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>>9869124
https://youtu.be/ve1cl_Nmvbw

somebody post the faction map

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>>9869285
Do you know the leaders of those factions?

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>>9869292
What are spats anyway? Aren't they a type of shoe?

>>9869207
Do you have a discord?

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>>9869301

>>9869291
Dont ever call me Yousogay again

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>>9869124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2FhqckwM1Y

>>9869315
They're just another name for bike shorts, but they also mean the straps used to keep your shirt tucked in that connect from your socks to the bottom of your shirt/blouse.

>>9869323
YOU
SO
GAY

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>>9869311
Personally? No, I've heard names, but that's all. I think that Monochrome leader goes by the name "Aiwaka".

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>>9869146
>I'm baffled that many people voted for me, let alone was at the top for a while.

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>>9869195
>Ash can only muster a wave as he watches his friend walk away.

I guess I should throw away these black clothes now.

>>9869296
Hey now don't take it so seriously. It's just a game!

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>>9869339
Ah, Alright.
>>9869349
I'm surprised I even got so many votes.

>>9869368
the desire to fuck something is a powerful force, afterall

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>>9869349
>I know the feeling, Gascoin.

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>>9869342
You take that back

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>>9869373
Yo dude wtf you a fruit or sumthin'?

>>9869378
Y O U
S O
G A Y

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>>9869317
>((why would you want to know?))
>>9869351
>((no worries m8. I was just joking anyway.))

>>9869385
yes

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>>9869347
Aiwaka? Hm. Thank you. I will be sure to give them thier resignation.
>she gets off MM and soon pushes him out of the bushes
Don't speak about this, ok?

any of y'all got some of that purp skurp

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>>9869195
Bye bye cutie!
>>9869411
Can you speak English or French? Those are the only two languages Paula knows.

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>>9869387
Thats it, say goodbye to your cats because you will never see them again ever

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>>9869401
I don't know what all that was about, but I better not forget what happened here.