/sug/ - Steven Universe General Drunk Diamond edition Last

Waiting...

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

Gems should sit on Steven's face until he learns to love it.

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I'm gonna be absent for awhile /sug/. I'm gonna be doing something confidential and important.

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>>9866771
what is it

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What are the power levels of each the Diamonds? Would they differ much to each other in those terms?

Mario+Rabbids Kingdom Battle is X-Com for children

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>>9866771
RIP Black and White Pearlfag.

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>>9866790
[CONFIDENTIAL]

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>>9866736
Gems should hit Steven's face.

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White, milk, or dark chocolate?

FYI white chocolate is not a valid answer.

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I get to go to a pool party on Wednesday

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>>9866818
I'll be back, but not until at least next week.

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We need a new thread!

>>9866847
Yay! I hope you have fun

>>9866840
Honey

>>9866847
dont forget your sunscreen

>>9866847
Don't drown and have fun

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Lars is good

>>9866847
Parties are overrated. They're loud and crowded.

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>>9866840
White.

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>>9866893
It's just me and a couple of buds actually

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>>9866890
Ye

>>9866893
Maybe you're going to the wrong kind of parties.

>>9866847
Pool parties are only fun if you're allowed to drink in the pool and no one breaks glass in it. Or if you get to look at the bodies of sexy people.

>>9866909
is there a full pic for that?

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>>9866927
>Implying Sucrose's masterpiece doesn't conform to the most liberal standards of gender identity

Eleven deaths per minute.

>>9866914
I want more of this

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>>9866995
23 rapes per second

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>>9867000
The artist some fusion stuff

>>9866736
yes

>>9866977
Not even close

>>9867013
134 robberies per minute.

>>9866995
The question is: how can we increase this number?

>>9867031
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS

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>>9866942
it has glasses, but yeah

>>9867028
Ok well this is just retarded to debate either way. The crew has stated that they're genderless. If you don't take their word for it there's nothing I can say to convince you.

>>9867013
lapis is a real menace to gem society and must be shattered

>>9867040
12 deaths per minute somewhere.

>>9866909
>>9866922
Never liked being in groups of people that much, It's all of a matter of liking.

>>9866691
https://youtu.be/o1Nzk8QY4Uw
>the supposed WD VA sings a song about Pink
>at the end angrily says she never even liked the color

I would love it if white does have a disdain for pink

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>>9867017

>>9867049
>those shorts and tummy
never quit galaxy

>>9867046
Of energy in some battery in a facility.

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>>9867072
And that's ok! You do you

>>9866995
365 days per year

>>9867017
What a good artist

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Amy likes you in a sexual way

>>9867091
364 days in a year every 4 years

>>9867128
I prefer Pearl.

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>>9867149
Good choice.

>>9867131
*366. February gets and extra day.

>>9867052
I don't really care if they say that Sapphire is Red and Ruby is blue because the reality of it says otherwise. Sorry that you can't think for yourself though. Guess that's what SJW education will do to a person though.

>>9867200
tfw will never go fast with pearl

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>>9867128
>>9867149
>>9867200
I prefer Blue Pearl.

>>9867128
kys

>>9867128
Ugh, futanari.

>>9867252
reasonable

>>9867252
>stamping on anon's groin
ouch

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>ywn see leaked nudes of Rebecca's 47 inch vampire penis

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>>9867292
Gems are supposed to punish humans.

I wanna post more yellow diamond but i don't want the guy who's obsessed with the emperor to show up

>>9867292
What, you aren't willing to hurt for love?

>>9867303
>not a pink bad dragon

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>>9867249

>>9867332

I want that ugly thing and I don't even like peridot

D-did /tlhg/ try to communicate to us in a previous thread?

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>>9866802
We've only seen Blue and Yellow, and even then, we've not seen much of what either can do. We know Yellow has lightning powers, and she was moving bubbles around with a wave of her hand.

Blue has the emotion aura that affects everyone, but we've seen nothing else from her. We can probably assume ice powers or something, since all blue gems except Holly Blue have displayed some form of water power.

That leaves two with entirely unknown abilities. If I had to take a blind guess, the power levels would be similar to the placement of their diamond in the authority symbol. White being the most powerful, with Yellow and Blue about the same, and Pink as the weakest. The fact that the others had already conquered so many worlds before Pink had her shot at a first probably backs this up, Pink could have been significantly weaker than the rest, or she could have been vastly different in size/attitude. We can't know anything for sure until The Diamonds are shown in action more, something I fully expect to happen this season, especially Blue and Yellow.

>>9867252
there blue's foot would hurt a lot and could make him pee. was this draw by a woman?

>>9866840
All chocolates are good to me.

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>>9867316
I'm willing to take that risk.

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Chances Save the Light will come to the Switch?

>>9867360
anon white chocolate it's literally lard and sugar

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>>9866691
For all you music nerds out there...

Rose's theme (acoustic rendition as heard in We Need to Talk) has the same four chords as the show's theme song with only one difference. We Are the Crystal Gems follows I-III-IV-iv while Rose's theme follows I-III-IV-V, switching out the last iv chord for a V chord. They are almost the same except Rose's theme forms a nice perfect cadence, though this theme has been said by aivi to represent Rose "as remembered by others". If there was another alteration to make I-III-IV-V into vi-III-IV-V, the song would achieve true pottery to form a deceptive cadence between repetitions. Also, We Are the Crystal Gems is in G major while Rose's theme is in C major - keys next to each other on the circle of fifths, differing in only one sharp, and a tonic-dominant pairing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8ASguRgpMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSaoXwQzHnY

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>>9867361
excellent display of power

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Pearls are for lewd purposes.

>>9867248
>Sorry that you can't think for yourself though.
Sorry that you're such a fucking retard that you don't think Word of God is canon or that a FICTIONAL CARTOON UNIVERSE can conflict with REALITY.

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>>9867361

So empowering, anon!

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Gems should water bend

>>9866736
Fuck off.

>>9867472
Lapis should shatter herself in order to save the show

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>>9867391
Mmm, lard and sugar, tasty. XD

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>>9866736
Connie should be the one that opens Steven's eyes to sexual depravity.

>>9867400
I'm v deaf and i don't know anything about music so i don't understand this at any level

>>9867524
Please never say that again

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>>9866802
I'm actually gonna say Pink>White>Blue>Yellow, with BD and YD being nearly equal, and PD being more powerful than BD and YD combined.
In the murals, Pink has the biggest halo out of the four.
It would make sense if WD suspected that PD would try to overthrow her, and she might not be able to do anything about it, so she had her killed, something YD was involved in because she was also scared of PD pushing her another notch down the totem pole.

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>its okay if you're shy, we dont have to have sex like everyone else. We can just cuddle if you want

>>9867390
not for the time being

maybe in a few months if sales are decent

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>>9867514
You should suck a biiiiig cock.

>>9867554
Based on the murals Earth used to be YD's before it was given to PD.

It seems too boring for SU but having a planet annexed is a pretty good reason to murder someone.

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post fat gems

>>9867342

Good luck finding 'em, I've never seen 'em in stores.

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>>9867634
double-memed

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>>9867652

>>9867390
0% until they have time to make a port.

>>9867554
that reasoning its stupid

Thinking about it, what exactly can Jasper even add to the PD arc? She's was just a med-ranking soldier I doubt she even had any sort of personal connection to her.

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>>9867634
Every single time someone wants fat gems, it's always Lapis edits.

Shoot me.

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>>9867661

>>9867652
>Update
Could it be do I spy a whale cock?

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>>9866691
wave 2 WHEN?

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>>9867684
is this better

My dog smells like a vacuum cleaner what do I do?

>>9867684
make your own then

>>9867745
Got any fat art of the newer gems?

>>9867724
I finally brought one of those. Guess which one I got?

>>9867768
sadly no but i plan to make some

>>9867750
Eat the dog, masturbate to Gems.

>>9867783
Of who?

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been drawing all day but none of it has been su sorry. I have two more ahegao requests...

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>tfw will probably die alone and in pain

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>>9867702
mmmmmaybe

>>9867794
Don't most people?

>>9867797
Lapis has a pussy no dick.

>>9867792
probably the zircons or padparadscha

>>9867785
Do I have to eat the dog?

Does no one here want to talk about the show?

>>9867785
[spoiler] What do dogs taste like [/spoiler]

>>9867797
Wow amazing

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Why isnt there more art of best ship?

>>9867811
Excellent, I look forward to it.

>>9867724
hopefully fucking never because those things are soulless and disgusting

>>9867820
I do but I feel like we've already discussed most things
What do you want to talk about?

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you guys realize blue pearl is a trap right?

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>>9867848
The big blue whale.

>>9867813
Yes, otherwise it is wasting meat.
>>9867825
Can't say. This Anon could experience something that isn't terribly common outside of Asia.

>>9867853
It could be worst

>>9867724
Saw these at the bookstore

A part of me wanted to get one cause SU merch but they just look so so ugly I couldn't bring myself to actually get it

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>>9867840
How would their fusion aheago?

Stop posting about dicks!

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I'm mixing chocolate milk and diet root beer. Wish me luck.

>>9867840
Nice.

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>>9867869
never

>>9867877
Tell us what it taste like Anon.

>>9867862
Well looks like I'm wasting meat

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>>9867808
yea

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>>9867877
>diet root beer
What the fuck is wrong with you, get real root beer please

Fuck CN.

>>9867063
Where do you work?

>>9867877
Peridot is an appropriate image.

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I just found out my favorite GTA RP streamer got banned because the admin is a petty cunt who has a hateboner for anyone who streams.

Harrison, if you browse here, commit suicide immediately. Thanks in advance.

>>9867877
Why would concoct such a monstrous perversion of chocolate milk and wholesome rootbeer

>>9867892
>Galaxy hates diet
Good thing your drawings more than make up for it.

>>9867893
Why

Did that one anon who said they were working on a Lapiven fic ever finish it?

>>9867914
But diet soda's are even worse than regular soda?

>>9867919
You know why.

>>9867914
diet drinks are absolute shit though

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>>9867914
The only drinkable diet drink is Fresca my nigga

>>9867932
Not a clue

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>>9867928
You think this is about health?
No...

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>>9867868
I'd show you but i dont know where i put my fuck mothering tablet

>>9867878
thanks

What's the status on that Steven and Pearl fusion drawing that was requested to that drawfag?

>>9867942
Then what is it about?

>>9867877
I've tried that before actually
Pretty good

>>9867940
*cough* LaCroix*cough*

>>9867941
Piss poor scheduling.

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It's only a page over the course of two days and it's not very good, but I forced myself to write something even though I thought it was awful. That's some kind of progress, even if there's no way this will ever be publishable

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>>9867809
You have no dick.

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>>9867924
>Lapiven fix
>finished
You will live a life of suffering, might as well end it now.

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Eating ramen at 12am because I feel bad

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>>9867953
ilu heartsper

>>9867303
kys

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>>9867953
>fuck mothering
Well, I still enjoy your company.

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>>9867974
Don't beat yourself to much about it, sucking is the first step to not sucking.

>>9867988
True.

I ship Lapidot.

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>>9868007
what the fuck is this

>>9868021
Me too.

>>9868033
Cool!

>>9868025
furaffinity

>>9868021
>>9868033
Slit your throat with a dull knife

>>9868021
Oh no it's retarded

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>>9868007
Everything about this image is repulsive on an instinctual level.

>9868007
No.

>>9868007
You've managed to give me a stomach ache with a picture

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>>9867992
And heartsper loves u back
>>9867997
Aw man you have my shitty traditional art saved? I feel special. Too bad Green Sapph isnt very original anymore.
>>9868007
i dont like to kinkshame but can we not

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>>9868043
Did you have a nice day, anon?

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>>9867988
Have a lore friendly safe for work version of Lapis being corrupted.

>>9868081
I did until you and your shit taste showed up.

>>9868007
ugh mmm ohh more like this right now I'm cumming mmm ugh ohh mmm ugh mmm yes yes mmm ohh yes ugh tch ugh mmm yes

>>9867895
I used to work as a pharmacy technician, and there was a regular customer who seemed to be a transwoman. They really just looked like an old guy in a dress. This person was pretty friendly, but 4chan tells me all trannies are crazy so I just assume the worst for anyone else I've never met in person.

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>>9868077
Green sapph was a fun ole pass time.

>>9868093
>lore friendly
>has no whale dick
You're spreading lies anon

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>>9867887
It tastes a lot like the left over soda after a root beer float that has a 2:1 ratio of chocolate to vanilla ice cream, except less sweet! I heard some places sell root beer flavored milk. I'm using pretty fancy chocolate milk though. The brand is fair life.

>>9867892
I'm actually a root beer snob myself, but I'm trying to get in shape for a girl. Also the dangers of aspartame are fictional. This is A&W so only Diet Mug could possibly be shittier.

I think resizing the image rotated it somehow. I'm calling the drink a success though.

>>9867896
I'm a perifag.

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>>9866736
This right there

>>9868043
So they fail to actually kill themselves? You are retarded.

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>>9868096
I'm sorry, I ruin your day by posting cartoon ships.

>>9868007
Why yellow??

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>>9868117
Maybe I should shatter her. I have a genuine malice for her.

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>>9867768
The only fat Aquamarine is literally a balloon

>>9868145
You ruin the very fabric of existence by yours, fix that by killing yourself.

>>9868131
all Peridotfags so retarded and autistic because you have to be retarded and autistic to waifu such a shitty meme

>>9866736
>>9867019
>>9867532
>>9868133
Fuck off, pedo.

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>>9867868
>The artist never did the one boob version

>>9868007
Why are her breasts shaped like fat guy pecs with a ton of muscle? I like fat loli but....

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>>9868150
do not bully the sapphire

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>>9868131
Barq's is superior to either of those rootbeers, and it comes in diet. Even better than that is the Boylan brand and other harder-to-find glass bottle brands. Good luck with getting in-shape, my dude

>>9868161
Peridotfags aren't the ones who post pictures of their bloody Mexican penises

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>>9868166
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i mean, i could, i guess. I'm not rlly into drawing memes, unless you actually get off to monoboob

>>9868166
>Retarded memers like you are still around

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>>9868182
sapph is fine its just my green faggot
she fucks everything up

>>9868186
What the fuck did I miss?

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>>9868154
I had a friend IRL with these exact proportions.
Her ass was apparently always filled with liquidy, buttery shit.

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>>9868166
I'm sorry that i kinda honed in on asking for a normal request and kinda cucked monoboobers.

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Holy fuck I heard a noise that sounded like my harddrive was about to go belly up, but it was actually just my desk squeaking.
That got my heart rate going for a minute goddamn

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>>9868187
> unless you actually get off to monoboob
Does it really matter? I like the one bappy sapphy.
But if you don't want to, I can't force you to.

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>>9868160
I didn't know I had such a power. I'm going to use it for good.

>>9868183
Have you had Sprecher? I haven't had Boylan.

Barq's is what I go for as well but I bought this at CVS down the block. I don't think Barq's Diet comes in 2 liters though so you have to pay more for cans. The aforementioned girl is extremely thicc and appreciates Barq's. I think you'd approve.

>>9868221
If she was a friend, how did you see her ass crack?

>>9868241
Worst ship. I hate lapidot so much

>>9868183
Boylan was being sold at my local big lots for 6 dollarinos for 8 bottles gotta say pretty much worth it

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>>9868268

>>9868268
>>9868277
>memeworld memegems
ugh

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>>9868277

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>>9868231
>tfw one of my externals is 10 years old
>tfw desktop hard drive is 8 years
>tfw haven't backed them up yet
>tfw still have even older drives I haven't backed up that I have no idea if they work or not anymore

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Why do people care so much about ships? What do they get out of liking/hating on a particular ship that will likely never happen anyways?

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>>9867542
Mmm, lard and sugar, rather delectable.

>>9868231
Do you have anxiety?

What do you think the Skinnelian fusion's name is?

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>>9868283

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>>9868248
Sprecher's orange soda is a god damn godsend, and their rootbeer and cream sodas are top notch too.

>extremely thicc girl that likes Barq's
Good taste, get in on that shit

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>>9868266
Well, different strokes for different folks, I guess. What ships do you like?

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>>9868296

>>9868286
I hate lapidot because it's everywhere, and ruined two potentially cool characters thanks to Zuke and her shit writing.

>>9868295
I don't know but it sounds cute

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Do you think she'll be less hot in her corrupted form?

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>>9868308

>>9868126
I speak only the true truth

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>>9868318

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>>9868314
this

>>9868317
sadly yes

>>9868294
Well, I do, but it sounded extremely similar to the noise a failing hard drive makes, and mine is starting to get old and crusty.

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>>9868253
I know her ex boyfriend and he told me all about how yeasty her pussy was, and how he tried to fuck her ass and came out with his dick looking like a snicker's bar.

>>9868292
That's better

>>9868314
But it's never going to be canon anyways. (UPROOTED AND DESTROYED) I don't see a reason to care any more.

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>>9868317
>Give us an actually alien looking alien
>After being uncorrupted, she will look like another rainbow colored human

It hurts

>>9868332
Oh.

>>9868284
Thanks for reminding me that I need to back up my files again. I've saved new stuff since the last time a couple of months ago.

>>9868340
Because lapidirts won't stop being autistic little fucks about their dead ship.

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>>9868344
Is this Black Rose x Salad Fingers?

>>9868320
That sounds like something a liar would say

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>>9868337
This is why I stick to 2D

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Swore I had some blue diamond porn somewhere...

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>>9868344
I've never had an image instantly give me cancer before

Lapiven is better anyway

>>9868344
This. This is a true piece of art.

Drawfags btfo

>>9868366
Only a liar would accuse other people of being a liar my broski.

>>9868379
*shit as well

>>9868367
She makes a good case for swearing off 3DPD for life.

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>>9868331
>>9868352
On the same vein, would Jasper be hotter if she's going to be in a similar state of corruption?

>>9868221
Fat people tend to have runny unhealthy poop

Hamber even admitted she has it too

>>9868340
It's everywhere! It's the most popular SU ship!

>>9868385
So you just admitted you're a liar.

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>>9868361
Maybe it's just me, then. I can never seem to care about these sorts of things.

>>9868385
Only a liar would say they speak true truths.

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So assuming Centi is Nepherite can we assume her crewmates were Jadites?

Also, pretty lame that we won't have a a waifu named Jade but I guess there are much better jades to be had

>>9868403
No, I just said that you're accusing me of being a liar, so therefore through scientific data, you are the liar ;)

>>9868393
It is impossible for Jasper to get any hotter than she is now

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>>9868410
Wrong

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>>9868363
I want to tongue-fuck Aquamarine's soundhole.

>>9868416
So you just admitted you're a liar, gotcha. Glad we could clear up, liar.

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>>9868422
Bad Tranny Pearl is also apparently a pedo for short black kids with blue hair

>>9868432
Proof?

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>>9868422
Ah! That's my ship. But not like that!!

>>9868424
*any uglier

>>9868187
Not them but I actually have gotten off to one boob sapphire

>>9868438
this looks disgusting

>>9868441
No, because you are accusing me, a truthful anon, of being a liar, that makes you a liar liar pants on fire baby.

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>>9868382
Well I had a good run, time to kms

>>9868451
Your ship is retarded meme trash.

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>>9868446
It's in the pudding!

>>9868463
Rip in peas confetti

Is it wrong to ship Lapis and Navy

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>>9868412
|-|ope you |ike em thicc.

|-|appy 6/|2!

>>9868463
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>9868472
Well I guess I can't argue with that

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>>9868465
Thank. I don't get how ships that haven't interacted are "memes"

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>>9868481
No.

>>9868337

You sound like an awful friend

>>9868490
Pearl went to the gym I see!

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>>9868393
We already know her as uncorrupted and corrupted.
Semicorruped would probably look like a centaur with a snout

>>9868514
you are a pedophile

>>9868490
Needs more musculature.

>>9868489
>this is what's left

years and years ago I saw a lewd jade cosplayer with the greatest butt I have ever seen in my life. Her face was adorable but I have never seen a butt so perfectly round that wasn't full of silicone

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>>9868438
She looks so small there

>>9868526
Someone post leggy.

What would jasper and homer's child look like?

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Gems should be fucking fat

>>9868499
There's a meme that entails calling ideas one perceives to be as nonsensical "memes." Considering people already use the term "meme" wrong without adding to the confusion by using it interchangeably with "image macro," it's a pretty bad meme.

>>9868526
You are a retard

>>9868526
>two adults
>pedo

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>>9868514
I can't believe there's art for this
I was just joking around
>>9868526
>Rubies
>Kids
What the fuck? They may be retarded but they're not kids. Plus Navy is the only one who actually tricked them

>>9868515
Remember how I said "had"?
She was a wicked tumblrina fictivekin cuntbag and she expected all of her friends to drop everything they were doing whenever she had a problem, usually relating to someone making her sad because they didn't agree with her. Fuck her, she was the living embodiment of hell.

>>9868591
Oh my god this episode is going to be amazing

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>>9868567
There's art for all most everything.

>>9868564
>>9868567
sure buddy, they only look, act and have the same mental level than a young kid. totally adults. whatever

>>9868525
>Semicorruped would probably look like a centaur with a snout
What makes you say that Anon?

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>>9868539
Of course she's going to look tiny next to the giant fridge that is Topaz.

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>>9868617
Is Sapphire a pedo too.

>>9866691

Hot fucking damn op's pis of bd is great

>>9868622
>like a centaur
Malachite, as she doesn't have a tail like Centipeedle

>snout
Cent's beak

>>9868611
How about bloople and Steeby?

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>>9868556

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>>9868650
This is just depressing.

>>9868636

Pic*

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I found this in internets

>>9868611
I want Bismuth and Bloople, but it doesn't exist...

>>9868672
good

>>9868691
Wrong. It does, but the only example is a fucking atrocity

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>>9868591
GEMTLEMAN

>>9868713
Can you post it? I wanna see.

>>9868639
It exists, but I don't have any.

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>>9868726
I'm so sorry for this