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Tentacle Rape Edition
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Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
E3 is so exciting
LAUGH AT HIM >>9858563 what a faget
>>9858581
Would be nice if get some news on Save the Light unexpectedly.
Let's have a good time
>>9858581
Describe your feeling in every detail, please.
>>9858592
Sure. It's not that hard, right?
Again...
If you could fake your death successfully and begin your life "again" under a new identity, what would you do where would you go?
>>9858600
Is that a Sableye?
slorp slop slurp
>>9858581
Bethesda was a joke.
>>9858605
It's an author that draws freaky gems
daily reminder that Aqua Marine is the best gem
Post gems with good noses
Gettin an arc
>>9858606
more
Peridot is dead.
Long live Peridot.
>>9858644
Peridot is shit.
Shatter the shit meme.
rape
>>9858639
For those with shite taste
>>9858646
>>9858644
You can kill the meme gremlin, but you can't kill the idea of the meme gremlin.
>>9858652
meme
>>9858639
For those with great taste
>>9858646
Did you come up with that all by yourself?
>>9858581
>he didn't like 4K, vape console, 84 Xbox exclusives, porsha, esports, and skyrim
SONYGGERS CAN NEVER FUCKING RECOVER
>>9858664
Here's one with shite taste.
This is Lemon Lawyer. She's an asshole. Say something to her.
>>9858559
>she did another
NNNNGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lord
>>9858683
An Irishman's opinion is worth nothing.
>>9858559
>Tentacle Rape Edition
No one posts Tentacle Rape.
>tfw no qt brown gems
>>9858679
Peridots hair would be so cute when she will wake up
>>9858643
Staying in the barn!
>>9858642
>>9858712
Dont be shy of your sibling sister
>>9858703
Your smugness resonates with mine, ye cumbucket.
>>9858703
Who?
>>9858721
you will die alone
>>9858642
Most gems have inferior noses. Zircon, the Pearls, Rhodonite, and sometimes Lapis are the only ones with good noses.
THAT IS YOUR BUTT!
>>9858761
Season 2 <33
>>9858736
Does she wear pantsu?
>>9858642
Blue nose best nose
>>9858747
ow
>>9858788
What about yellow nose?
>>9858642
I'd suck the snot right out.
>>9858712
By Galaxy
Inform Lord Vader, you may fire when ready.
>>9858756
wtf I love rhodonite now
>>9858802
Cute, but not as good as blue
Blue gems, more like poo gems lol xd
>>9858808
She has serious QT potential.
>Lapis came last night to "rape" me
>She just sat on my bed and watched me until I told her to fuck off
Where the fuck does she came with those ideas?
what if lapis said "niggers"
>>9858812
How about both at once?
>>9858828
No.
>>9858818
dassum good shit right here good shit
>>9858818
gee i wonder whos behind this post
>>9858777
Does her penis leak through her pantsu?
>>9858826
She read about it in a manga, but didn't understand what it meant. So... unless you teach her, that is as close as you're going to get.
>>9858829
Zircest a shit, try again.
>>9858838
She would need to have a penis first. Sadly, because she has a pussy, we will never feel her cum inside us.
>>9858828
Then she would be self-hating, which probably isn't a stretch.
>>9858845
C'mon... you know you want it.
>>9858826
Steven fuck off.
>>9858828
I'd smack her ass and tell her good job
>>9858845
Jascon is where it's at.
>>9858818
>>9858876
this is still the best jascon
>>9858855
What do people even like about Lapis?
Would you still like her if she looked like [insert least favorite gem design here]?
>>9858855
That's edited, she does have a penis, and never footpost again.
>>9858862
Nope
>>9858876
The good shit right here
>>9858887
What do people like about you?
>>9858887
I NEED LAPIS TO SHIT ON MY FUCKING FACE NOW I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FUCKING MONTHS
Blue gems are all lackluster inferior copies of their yellow counterparts.
>>9858887
>Would you still like her if she looked like Jasper?
Yes. I like buff women as well as S T I C C women. Lapis isn't an asshole like Jasper. She's just kinda cynical/buzz kill. I can identify with that.
I do think they are wasting her potential.
>>9858933
Kill yourself lemon lawyer
>>9858931
antifuta fuck off
>>9858890
Completely unedited. I'm terribly sorry, but she doesn't have a penis. I know. I know. I want her to have one too, but we must face reality. She has a soft pussy instead of a hard dick.
GAS THE YELLOWS, COLOUR WAR NOW. BLUE PRIDE UNIVERSE WIDE.
>>9858886
>>9858893
Gureato taste anons
>>9858729
got any more pearl x holo pearl action?
>>9858893
Don't deny it.
>>9858938
>not an asshole like jasper
Nah she's pretty assholeish, but I like that. If the next few episodes actually give her CG interaction then I will forgive the show for shelving her for so long.
>>9858967
Will this work?
Yellow + blue = green the colors of colors
>>9858933
>>9858963
YELLOW GEMS ARE FUCKING T R A S H
PROVEN EVEN IN THE SHOW ITSELF
SHATTER THE YELLOWS BLUE POWER BLUE POWER
>>9858966
Hell yeah
>bonus Cutile
>>9858967
>>9858712
fudge rounds
>>9858980
Oh. No doubt Lapis is a bit of an asshole, but not like Jasper. Jasper doesn't just like to beat her opponents. She likes to break them down and hurt them emotionally. She gets pleasure out of their humiliation before killing them.
>>9858956
If you wanted her to have one you wouldn't be trying to deny canon so diligently. You disgust me.
Did that one anon ever finish that Lapiven fic they said they were working on?
>>9858967
>>9858987
>>9859009
>>9859030
I do want her to! I once fought as hard as you. But, I cannot stay buried in my comfortable delusion created by my hope. We must face the fact that she has a pussy.
>>9858903
Not a whole lot.
>>9858932
Cool meme.
>>9858938
I actually meant your least favorite gem design not your least favorite gem.
I don't know if I would describe Lapis as not an asshole.
She is one of the most vindictive characters in the series considering the Malachite thing.
The cynic thing could be fun if they use it in a good episode.
>>9859038
>>9858967
>>9858987(You)
>>9859009
>>9858997
Some lewds ;)
>>9859062
>I don't know if I would describe Lapis as not an asshole.
Never said she wasn't as asshole. She just isn't an asshole like Jasper.
I would love to see the cynic thing used in a good episode.
>>9859063
Could i touch pearls illusions or they only take impact in training mode from weapons? But her sword is lethal. So sex with them is literally possible
>>9859093
There should be an episode about Lapis becoming an Atheist.
>>9859086
Plus some quartz gem
>>9859053
Stop gaslighting me, you never believed in her penis. Get out of my sight.
Do gays deserve to die?
>>9859168
yea this whole general deserves death
>>9858947
kys
>>9859168
Not any more than anyone else
>>9859031
i dont know
>>9859121
I wish there was more
>>9859121
Tru luv
>jascucks are on
Ugh
>>9859191
>>9859196
Some big artist on tumblr needs to draw some then it will catch on.
Heartsper but it still counts
What if Jasper thought you're pink Diamond?
>>9859207
Jasper comics are so cool, I think I am going to post some of my favorites
>>9859233
>>9859238
>>9859233
I'm surprised they managed to make """"""""""""""her"""""""""""""" look even more disgusting than usual.
>>9859243
>>9859251
>>9859226
Zircon is too good for that orange sack of garbage.
>>9859257
>>9859263
>>9859269
>>9859272
You're reading this post, I am I side of your head as you read this.
Damn this place is pimpin yo, that is some fancy depression. Did you make that?
>>9859262
>>9859277
No. On of the best new ships around
>>9859285
Stop being sad right this second.
>>9859296
I wish I had the one of Jasper shattering a fake Garnet
>>9858711
kill yourself
>>9859306
That just made me more sad.
>>9859309
oh wait I found it
>>9858924
PROMOTIONS
>>9859291
> You're
Didnt read farther.
Was there something interesting?
>>9859329
>>9859324
Please don't be sad, I don't want you to be sad.
>>9859340
>Anonymous
Stopped reading there.
>>9859293
*one
I will finish my Jascon piece one day...
>>9859293
Ships with characters that haven't even interacted are always shit.
>>9858618
what did they reveal?
>>9859345
>>9859366
>>9859360
Way to be boring.
>>9859378
>>9859053
so I really wanna know if any of you guys has had any dealings with Izra, because I just keep hearing about what an incredible fucking jerk he supposedly is, and it really sorta ruined his art for me.
BECKY IS COOL AND SO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9859391
>>9859411
Wrong on both accounts
>>9859406
The jerk is you if you judge by person but not by it work
>>9859180
antifuta fuck off
>>9859233
At least post a non-shit artist.
Pure luv
>>9859415
Here comes Garnet!
>>9859460
Stop posting this shit art.
>>9859422
Becky is beautiful and kind and amazing, and I think you are too anon!!!!!!
I want $1,000 tonight in unmarked bills, or else I'll shatter paddy.
>>9859460
Time
>>9859477
You don't have the balls.
for them
>>9859262
Kill yourself
>>9859477
Lars won't let you!
>>9859479
>>9859463
It gets better as it goes on, trust me
to
>>9859507
smash out of order!
>>9859506
Smash vaginas
>>9859516
>>9859529
gemgina luv
>>9859524
>>9859504
Does this faget know where are her tits not the waist? I thought he touched sadie when she slept not fuck donuts
>>9859538
Smash hand to gemgina!
>>9859539
>>9859564
Smack
>>9859542
Lars wants the gemgina
>>9859577
Smack then Smash!
>>9859363
FREEMIUM GAMES AND PAID MODS 2.0
>>9859293
They're so good together
If Sapphire were a gem, I think she would be a sapphire. What do you all think?
>>9859574
Jasper can't help but to stir up drama
>>9859577
Now rub rocks
>>9859589
>>9859600
>>9859618
>>9859597
Have anymore? I know I missed some
>>9859638
That was the end of chapter one, are you interested in seeing the rest?
>>9859642
She has sub-zero powers. She could create any weapon on choice even projectiles. But i think it be trivial ice talons or shards
>>9859679
She can't actually make ice structures. She just freezes stuff accidentally
>>9859601
Rub rock lips.
>>9859642
I want to fuck Matt
>>9859700
rub rock cocks
>>9859700
Rub rock noses
>>9859732
I want to lick MattyB's asshole.
>>9859752
I want him to whip my ass, put a cat collar on me, and call me a dirty slut
>>9859761
I want him to tie me down and feed me sweet lies.
>>9859766
I want him to tie me down and feed me sweet cummies
2 bad i have no friends 2 play these beautiful toys with me.
>>9859738
Rub rock light masses.
>>9859597
They have a lot in common.
Mostly that they are dead.
>>9859805
not as dead as all the baby quartzes Bismuth murdered
>>9859805
Zircon isn't dead, the Crewniverse confirmed that
>>9859821
Or Bismuth herself.
>>9859832
neither is Jasper
Jascon confirmed happening
>>9859804
Rub until canon
>>9859847
This criteria seems... flimsy.
>>9859847
We could never be that lucky
Wanna see fat pearl
>>9859847
Canon kid confirmed Jasper is coming back so ha!
>>9859661
no it was pretty shit
>>9859871
if youre gonna give me a reason to live as well, go ahead
>>9859854
Rub forever.
A-Are you two Lapearl fags gonna fuck
>>9859597
Fusionnnn
*Cries in your food.*
>>9859896
That's not very nice, somebody worked really hard on that comic
Enter the dragon cock
>>9859966
and they really shouldn't have
>>9859939
Rub fags.
who /pumpis/ here?
Wakin/pumpelon when?
>>9859939
Maybe...
>>9859999
If it makes our ship canon: rub rub~
I need a Jasperfag to a see some quick questions.
>>9860043
get out darkie
>>9860054
kill yourself phoneposter
>>9860054
I don't want to talk to you if you're that retarded peridotfag who can't type english correctly
I LOVE THIS GEM
don't touch her wife
>>9859951
i want those glasses
>>9859871
>>9860124
1. suck
2. my
3. balls
pumpkin's getting a little naughty
>>9859642
I mean, the first reply to your post is more objectively right then mine is.
But..
>Matt
>Trusting him
>>9860114
You love shit.
I see nothing. Didnt cancer kid spoils something?
oops she mistake it for pumpkin
>>9860124
Yes
No
Maybe
So any leaks yet? I'm sick of having to go to trash just to talk about SU in general when people start deciding to ERP and post porn.
Makes it easier for GEAT...
that look...
>>9859951
THANK YOU GALAXY AAAHHH
in love
>>9860224
huh?
>>9860237
I want to sexually harass you
>>9859661
Actually, yes. This comic explores something interesting, even if it isn't canon, that I want to see to the end. A link would help at the very least.
>>9860244
Do you mention pumpkin?
Wedding photo
>>9860244
no
eloping together
pearlXzircon nsfw art please
>>9860248
I like crappy but at least interesting DeviantArt comics too, seconding this, post more. I might story time a too many pages lolijasper one some day
>>9860284
>cg smashing stones
>interesting
I have bad news 4 you kiddo
>>9860282
I'm going to bind your arms just ever slightly too tight
>>9860302
Maybe more funny than interesting. Have you seen the panel where Jasper is on top of garnet
Gems should
>>9860327
Delete your life
>>9860350
Lapis X bag of oranges X blunt trauma OT3 (this post was fucking mean, regret)
>>9860350
Lapis will produce her own line of freshly squeezed orange juice with the help of her monster whale penis
>>9860376
She'll squeeze the orange juice out of Jasper's catdick with her monsterous apparatus.
>>9860350
pumpis is endgame
>>9860304
leave
>>9860405
pumpis is a dead meme
orange juice piss is the new thing
Made this more polished. I know OCs are cancer but I'm already terminal so whatever.
>Say whatever you want to her
>>9860405
This is endgame
>>9860439
A cute
filthy xenos
>>9860439
She kind of reminds me of Oshawott.
>>9860439
>oc are cancer
only angry /co/fags care about that, I like her and her belly.
>>9860439
OCs are alright. Most of the time. This one's nice
>>9860405
',:^)
People use this as a Pearl face minus the brows, but it's literally Lapis.
>>9860440
this is endgame
damn it miyamoto learn fucking English
>>9860439
I can't take her seriously with that white clown nose
>>9860439
I want to kiss her legs
you are all cancerous and i hope you die
>>9860590
>Fat as fuck
>No tits
Fit Lapis I guess
>>9860590
Gems can't gain weight!
>>9859366
This is pretty cute
This is how I want jasper and amys relationship to be
>>9860617
I love you anon
>>9860617
Do you hate us? Say it. Say you hate and loath us. Fucking say it.
>>9860590
I like accurate cosplay. Still no tits.
>>9860607
2D is disgusting
>>9860604
honk it
>rabbids and mario
the two most cancerous things combine to create super autism
>>9860545
It fits both, they are so perfect for each other they even share emoticons. Truly paralleled.
>>9860639
*3D, fuck
>>9860648
I don't see anything really wrong with Mario, also I didn't think Rabbids was a thing anymore.
>>9859579
kill yourself
>>9860439
As long as you don't push it and try to make a shitty meme out of it then it's fine. She's cute and chubby.
>>9860662
theyre minions ripoffs
also
>turnbased
>>9860607
Finally my dreams will come true.
>>9860626
Does anyone else immediately feel the beginnings a bowel movement when they catch sight of a Glowing Pearl, or just me?
>>9860590
These are dudes aren't they.
>>9859661
kill yourself
THREADLY REMINDER THAT INDEXER SHOULD HANG HIMSELF FOR OUR AMUSEMENT.
>>9860647
honk honk
>>9860664
YOU FIRST
>>9860683
> HIMSELF
im in doubt
Say it Anon, say you hate this place. Let it out.
>>9860350
I kind of like the pumpkin for it's halloweeny atmosphere and general design but I hate what it represents.
Every time it shows up all I can see is a symbol of the Zuke cancer.
>LE BWAWHHHAAA XD XD XDDDD
Nintendo is dead
>>9860683
>posts picture of himself hanging from rope
>someone somehow finds a higher resolution version
>>9860439
I hope your creator isn't actually dying <3
>>9860703
Peridot is the symbol of Zuke cancer.
>>9860678
>>9860683
INDEXER BTFO
>>9860686
I wanna beep this nose
>>9860714
so moe
>>9860705
What?
>>9860607
We've been privy to the lapearl fusion already, just add a giant spike on the face.
her name is bloop and i love her very very much
>>9860703
QT.
>>9860669
>They're minions ripoffs
Hate to break it to you but the Rabbids first appeared in 2006, Despicable Me came out in 2010.
>>9860728
Someone photoshop it!!
>WE WUZ: the game
>>9860248
Same I want to know how it ends
>>9860708
That would make my year
>>9860756
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID FRENCH CONFERENCE
XBOX ALREADY WON THERE'S NO MORE POINT IN WATCHING
>>9860768
the PC gamers show and konami is fucking priceless
>Overwatch has got a Figma not SU
>car advertisement: the game
What if BD had giant water wings?
>>9860801
we'd be getting an eclipse of blue pussy and ass
>>9860801
It would be fitting. So many of the gems in her service are capable of flight. Lapis and Aquamarine, and Sapphire can levitate.
>>9860801
BD a cute
>>9860801
That would be incredible, never thought of it. Angel wings like that add to religious theming.
E3 2017 is proof that europoors make the worst games
There is something wriggling in my throat. I can't get it out, but I can feel it move.
>>9860852
That's the autism trying to claw its way out of you.
>>9860058
kill yourself
>>9860862
What does it do once it is free?
Did I miss anything?
>>9860852
wash it down with water and let your gastric acid take care of it
>>9860881
People complaining about E3 drama.
>>9860868
H-her nose is stabbing her eye...
>>9860879
It becomes a new /sug/ poster.
>>9859411
Where do you find this anon?
>>9860786
I keep hoping like a retard every Wonfes.
>>9860713
No.
Peridot and Lapis were afflicted with the Zuke cancer.
Big difference.
>>9860899
Art requires sacrifice
Could a fusion become a corrupted gem or would the parts of the fusion spilt off to be corrupted?
>>9860911
More just woke up peridoodle
>>9860887
So I didn't miss anything of worth? Alright.
>>9860955
Why do you darken those pictures of Pearl Moody-Anon?
>>9860887
Wait, when is Nintendo's E3?
Is there any brown/black grills here? I feel like I'm the only one in this whole general
>>9860801
kill yourself
>>9860980
What are you talking about? btw only gays see so.
>>9860980
Because i like the atmosphere it gives.
>>9860983
no kys
>>9860931
continue pls
>>9860931
Blue Diamond has no right being that pretty.
>>9860818
Fucken noice
>>9860983
Do we have any straight women here? They must be like a unicorn around here.
>>9861005
Hmmmm okay then
>tfw hear people talk about you
>tfw even though they always say positive things it gives you anxiety because you feel like you don't deserve it and you run over reasons in your head why you're terrible
>>9858603
I'd live a simple life in the midwest US somewhere, maybe live on a farm or something
Though faking a death and starting again in the US is near impossible, so maybe somewhere in eastern europe or central america instead
>>9860939
Jasper contracted space aids after unfusing from the dog, but it's unclear if she would have succumbed to the same corruption eventually if she remained fused.
We don't know how the corruption song or whatever worked in the first place, but I guess they'd be corrupted as a fusion before splitting off and doing their own thing individual monsters.
Then again, they haven't explained what the fuck was up with that corrupted bird monster.
Please go back to fighting monsters, Rebecca. If you end the show at season 5 without explaining anything, I swear to god...
>>9860907
That sounds horrific. Do we multiple through meiosis?
>>9861042
You deserve to have terrible things said of you.
>>9860803
Lars is so cute
This general is suffering critical meme drought, we need to jumpstart fresh new memes.
This one is for you indexer
>>9861042
When people give you passing glaces on the street, they're judging you.
>>9861062
Official Meme.
>>9861015
Barn cunts faces are always killing me
>>9860983
I'm a brown grill.
Did Rebecca draw that?
>>9861073
official new meme
Who's the best VA
>>9861095
Emerald's
>>9860981
>>9861088
An Official Meme is a dead meme idiot.
>>9861095
my farts
>>9861081
awesome, lets post selfies!
>>9861104
official new dead fresh meme
>>9861095
I want to fuck dee dee so her
>>9861075
>Grill here, but no color.
You're transparent? Don't the sheer amount of lesbian porn bother you at all?
I have to go with Michaela.
>>9861095
Rubies.
>>9861095
I want to fuck jen so her
>>9861107
That's to l-lewd for me....
>>9861103
Eh, I needed to post a better pic.
>>9861103
>>9861095
Deedee probably but all of these on this pic are great and very committed to the show.
Gems get off earth.
>>9861171
Why?
>>9860803
Looks like they took that particular board of him tied up and changed it
Which is a shame cause katies lars is superior
>>9861171
Gems get me off.
>>9861175
That leaves... your uncle and your dog.
>>9861155
Funnily enough I never saw those plush hangers in stores...
>>9861095
Which one that will agree 2 sex with me. Not necessary a girl.
>>9861069
kill yourself
>>9861028
I was one of about four the last time we did a demographics poll.
>>9861203
None you rancid shit-eating perifag.
>>9861184
Gems need to leave our planet.
>>9861203
I replied to you faqquette
>>9861192
kill yourself
>>9861095
Zach
And hes the cutest
>>9861028
Straight brown grill here
>>9861217
I could get pleasure 2 myself ths would do me the best.
>>9861251
Wrong. I will pleasure you.
>>9861251
The fuck are you talking about man?
>>9861284
I have vagina only
>>9861251
Stupid fucking perifag.
my period started
Crashing this thread with no survivors.
>>9861330
I've been on mine for a few days now
>>9861234
What would Priyanka think if she knew you browsed 4chan?
Fighting monsters is one thing, chatting with them online is another
>>9861330
my period should be starting tomorrow unless i am pregnant
/sug/, see any games you've liked so far from E3?
>>9861341
You're a big gem.
>>9861352
A-Anon... there's something I need to tell you...
>>9861367
bannerlord ofc but that shithead will never release it bithout paradox fist in his ass
>>9861352
Hot.
>>9861284
Well you're not entirely wrong, because the clitoris is a underdeveloped tiny penis not being influenced by testosterone during the embryo development stage. So our tiny penis does make us girls here girls.
>>9861360
Zuke's wet dreams.
>>9861378
4steven
>>9861382
I don't want a Lapis baby I want a Jasper baby
Holy shit Ubisofts conference is actually good
>>9861382
This brings me a question to mind. We know procreation with a human male and gem is possible but is a human female and gem possible too?
>>9861403
my clitoris is as big as a fully grown penis
>>9861415
Who would want a baby with a retarded helmet when you could have a magic flying baby?
>>9861352
Who's the daddy?
>>9861428
Than you were probably exposed to more testosterone
If a gem knocked up a woman, would it be possible to still transfer over their gem?
>>9861415
Too bad, get to laying those eggs baby.
I miss when Peridot was lanky with a plump butt.
Now she is all stumpy and wide.
>>9861469
I miss when Peridot didn't exist.
>>9861382
>why did you shapeshift that? cease immediately
>>9861456
*mommy
>>9861428
I have never seen my clitoris
>>9861456
I don't understand why your still using those images, they were shit quality.
>>9861505
>fuck you mom, i bet your dick is tiny
>>9861532
WTF
Write your address
>>9861532
Lose weight fatass.
What do you think Pearl and Peridot would make?
>>9861505
I saw you yeasterday with plenty of men
>>9861233
I can't believe he actually said space dorito. Shit made me cringe
>>9861497
How's this?
>>9861569
>yeasterday
Thank god for menostat monday
>>9861563
shit
How do mosquitoes do it?
How do they vanish into thin air like that?
https://twitter.com/DeedeeMagnoHall/status/874129619665821696
Quick,post Lapiven!
>>9861532
Let's search it together. I could take friends with me that we will have more chances
>>9861609
faggot
>>9861577
How does it feel you're forced to fap to lapidot 9/10?
I like peral
https://youtu.be/yH1-dR_dfNs
>>9861609
>Using up my image limit so I can't pearlpost
FUCKING LAPISNIGGERS
>>9861589
Check in dark spots at your room. Unlike popular belief they are not attracted to light but heat and smell and actually prefer to hide in darkness. Whenever I have a mosquito in my bedroom I check underneath my desk, bed, shelves etc. because often they're right there.
>>9861617
i can't fap to that pic
"Larimar is the embodiment of the tranquil Sea and Sky energies. Its soft, soothing blues and calming turquoise is streaked with white patterns that resemble sunlight dancing beneath Caribbean waters. It brings the ancient wisdom of Atlantis and the healing power of dolphins to harmonize the body and soul. Larimar is one of the cardinal Water element stones, yet is born of Fire in its volcanic origins."
If this ain't a Lapearl fusion, I'll eat my hat
>>9861562
I'm skinny tho
>>9861577
Not even phasing me m8y.
Try harder, wimp.