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[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First gays”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of a Dr.Pepper you want to use as a tribute in a Hungry Gays simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host fiddles and puts your tribute in a fight to the life with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people Arrpee as their main avatars (or “faggots”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
>>9855092
Should be sleeping Gascoigne
>>9855092
Grey Fifty-Nine
So about swapping saliva later....
>>9855092
The Expert
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9855092
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>9855092
Liar
Killer Queen
>>9855092
Memoca
Me and my Gf
AFKrat
Bitchin ass
>>9855118
no u
>>9855126
>reports you for afk
>>9855092
Tsuyu
>>9855092
Heavenly Pete
>>9855092
A pro Genji
>>9855131
That's my name, don't wear it out!
Fug
Real filler hours
>>9855092
Bartz Klauser
>>9855092
Mikun
>>9855092
Vegtable
>>9855092
Eric Andre
>>9855138
>gets banned from the game
>has to swap now
C'mon mate, be cool. It's not even a bloody team game!
Lord Beerus
Minako
>>9855150
okay
>>9855154
>puts in wonder trade for a shiny rayquaza
>>9855154
Really filler hours, honk if you're up.
Why is garlic bread so tasty, HG?
Gilgamesh
>>9855092
Seiga Kaku
>>9855163
>Picks reaper
Well, you got me there
Dr. Manhattan
Altera
>>9855092
Gordon Ramsey
Swap if you want, swap if you don't
Swamp it
>>9855188
IT'S
FUCKING
RAW
>>9855168
[Angry rayquaza noises]
KID PK
Be careful maggot! Words been spreading that you've been fucking around a little too much into the Jians affairs lately. I think you'll have an accident soon
>>9855191
Get on with it.
>>9855191
>>9855119
>>9855187
For my sake. I have matters I need to attend to.
>>9855202
>>9855191
What he said.
>>9855191
>>9855187
>>9855126
Put 'er in, I just got kicked from the game. I ain't happy about this.
>>9855178
>Reaper vs Genji, which player attracts the more lone wolfs?
>>9855201
You an authority figure? I hate authority figures.
>>9855191
Team 2 just wants a quiet life.
>>9855194
Good
>>9855202
>>9855205
Please
>>9855203
Done
See you later
>kissu
>>9855191
>>9855188
>>9855126
Righto, seems somebody beat me to the punch. Put him in instead.
A GAME?!
Uhh... I'll make it to the next one.
>>9855231
Sweet, I'll have a chef make dinner
>>9855226
Kiss me again and you will be eradicated. It will only take me five minutes at most to complete.
Thank you.
>>9855203
Hmm, this is not required, though it is still appreciated.
>>9855241
Please do
>>9855233
You can have my spit, little miss late.
>>9855191
FINAL CALL FOR SWAPS NOT LIKE YOU WANT TO THOUGH
>>9855249
spit kek
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9855249
>Spit
Oh goddammit.
>>9855249
I knew it
>>9855206
Reaper, Genji just breeds idiots. Reaper actually encourages you slip behind the enemies and pretend you are doing something.
>>9855249
I'm calling the police.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
>>9855233
Give me your name and a picture unless you want me to use that obscene one
>>9855233
You gotta work on that speed.
>>9855110
>>9855233
>>9855253
There's other things I need to do now. The girl can go in my place.
Junkophisto
>>9855265
Uraraka Ochako!
>>9855269
Care if I let Eric on your spot then?
>>9855259
>>9855262
No wait i didn't mean it like that, it was just a slip of the tongue.
>>9855271
I literally nearly spilled my morning coffee. Who made this? I love you.
WITH THINGS UNDER WRAPS SWAPING IS NOW CANCELLED BECAUSE I NEED TO START THIS
>>9855275
Go for it!
>>9855276
You're busted now, you even admitted to slipping some tongue in there. Scum like you get lots of time behind bars.
FIRST SLIDE INCOMMING THIS IS A TEST
>>9855249
I'm not really sure what you were trying to convey here but I'd assume you're helping me to get into the game. Thank you, Eric.
>>9855269
Thank you for your generosity, Mr.Expert. I wish you good luck on your future games.
>>9855298
What's good brodie?
>>9855301
>whispers
If he gets close again, just yell stranger danger.
>>9855293
I can never win around here.
>>9855301
I was just trying to give my spot to the young up-and-coming hero, i slipped over my words a bit.
>>9855298
>Sickness
Zambambos?
>>9855298
Supplies. Helpful for maintaining an army.
S-shit I forgot to cap placements.
>tfw edgy hero bird will never return
>>9855298
>Spitroast Supreme
This is what i get for trying to be a nice guy.
>>9855321
I'm just kidding, i'd never rat out a Brodie to the Opps.
>>9855340
Proximity mine here, and a spike pit there,,,,,
>>9855348
It's okay, don't worry It won't stick
>be me
>think no one'sonna host and fuck off for a bit
>com back and someone is shosting
why do you guys do this/ I literall wait around for legit 2 hours waiting for a game and finally decide it's ok to fuck off for about half an hour so i can do other shit instead of coatanly paying attention to the autism known as hg just so i can enter my fucking tribute into hg with out having nto go through the hassle of arrrrrrpeeee that hg apparently requires.
>someone fucking hosts while i fucking think it's safe to not actually be paying atttention to the thread
>starts so i can' even beg for a swap
I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9855340
God Damn, where's pest control when you need it!?
>>9855368
Lmao, I would've switched you for Vegtable too.
>>9855368
It happens, you're unlucky
>>9855368
There is no need to be upset.
>>9855345
Shh, I'm just lurking for now anon..
>>9855380
Motherfucking zombies.
>>9855392
well have this image and stop lurking you nerd
>>9855298
At least I got to play in the game...
>>9855321
Oh, I see! That's totally understandable now. Don't worry about it, Eric. Thank you for the opportunity... I won't lie though, it was a bit creepy.
>>9855286
it's old as fuck
now back to dissappearing
>>9855380
Obviously if you two dipshits need to argue over it you're both not fit for being the leader, so please shut it, I'm trying to write some new jokes here.
>>9855408
You're very unlucky at times
>>9855404
I'll try to be active this coming week but for now, I must slumber. Good night anon and thanks for the little treat!
>>9855442
What exactly are you the "lord" of? You must not be good at being a "lord" if you managed to get captured by those idiots.
F FOR REGRETS
>>9855477
>only care about one other person in the game
>probably gonna die next slide
>>9855504
maybe
>>9855504
Don't worry, I'll make it just for you my man.
>>9855522
You'll be dying soon.
I want to fuck pretty little liar
>>9855518
What kind of game we looking to play here fellas, Texas Hold'em? Blackjack? Pick your poison.
>>9855527
Who are you, my doctor?
>>9855537
She has a penis.
>>9855542
No, I am the plug though.
>>9855546
That only makes it better!
>>9855552
Is there any reason why we can't just walk to the mall? I don't feel like jump it from rooftop the rooftops to go buy some new slippers.
>>9855579
Roof zombies are rarer than street zombies, friend.
>>9855603
Gilgamesh and Genji sure are chummy.
>>9855638
>Forgets image
I just can't catch a damn break.
>>9855546
>>9855563
>>9855685
>>9855697
>kissu
>>9855638
I appriciate the concern but it's natural to be more concerned about you than me. I can just hop away after all so I hope you didn't take any wounds.
>>9855694
O-oh.
>>9855704
You know all these are accounting toward the money you'll owe me.
>>9985564
It's actually not that bad, it tastes like a taco bell burrito... Hey wait a minute.
>>9855694
AAGHHAHG, GODDAMMIT. Let me tell you kid, you are NOT good surgeon!
>>9855748
I don't even know where that first link is going to, i thought i clicked on the day 4 slide. I must be getting sleepy drunk.
>>9855765
Oh he'll be fine, he can just go find some gold by making a pickaxe with a stick and a rock or something.
>>9855771
go to drink your home
>>9855800
The Tsuyu and Eric relationship was a weird one.
>>9855811
It doesn't matter. Shipped.
>>9855811
for sure it ended rather abrupt
>>9855778
What the hell kid, i thought you were supposed to be a hero! This doesn't seem like very heroic!
>>9855800
God damn, i love the whole good guy gone bad situation we got going on here. Oh wait I'm dead.
>>9855811
I know, it was amazingly perfect.
>>9855822
An annoying king a odd human.
This should be an easy victory.
>>9855822
looks like they're serving frog legs for dinner.
>>9855822
>killing my waifu
>killing the last person i cared about in this game
Disgusting.
>>9855841
D-don't tell your dad
>>9855841
Sucks to be you, and your waifu. Not so much that she's dead though. Cause now she's free from you.
AS TO WHY THERE'S NO PLACEMENTS i DIDN'T THINK AND FORGOT TO CAP IT BEFORE CLOSING THE BROWSER SO THIS IS THE LAST ONE CONGRAUTLATIONS.
>>9855863
Hmmph, as I said. An easy victory.
Thank you for the game.
Now go around and clap for your Newly formed overlord
>>9855841
>>9855863
>I forgot to cap it.
This is why you're no supah hacker!
>>9855863
Congraats~. And thank you!
>>9855870
>>9855863
I knew there was a good reason why I wanted to give my spot to her. Congratulations.
By all accounts, there shouldn't be any reason why I want to thank you aside from courtesy... Thank you.
>>9855863
I got god damn screwed over by that frog kid, and i was THIS close! Ah, fuck it. Thanks for hosting and blah blah blah.
Why does no one cap events anymore?
>>9855863
Thanks for hosting dude.
>>9855863
It was a very strange game but still thank you.
>>9855886
I only cap the ones I like.
>>9855886
cause they dumb
>>9855877
Goodjob
>kissu
>>9855886
Here's a screencap for you, just to prove you wrong because I'm a dickhead with a superiority complex.
Not gonna lie.
I want to fuck Kurisu.
>>9855886
They don't care/find 99.9% of events childish.
>>9855886
>>9855906
How about now?
>>9855905
Suicide events are the worst.
>>9855898
I told you not to kiss me again or else you would be eradicated. As long as you don't do it again, I will let this mistake pass.
>>9855922
I still do.
>>9855922
>>9855922
Delete
>>9855927
I welcome it.
>>9855925
Especially when they happened in real life.
>>9855979
Delet
>>9855922
There better be a flopping dick down there.
>>9855984
of course
Now everyone, I'm sleeping night,
>>9855928
Then I have some bad news... You're straight. Your shitposting privilege has been revoked.
>tfw you will never fuck kurisu
>>9855977
Welcome what? Your eradication? What kind of person would ignore that threat? Not that I mind, of course, I would just really like to know.
>>9855989
...Or, rather, maybe another time. Goodbye.
>>9855984
You tell me.
>>9856003
What happened with you wanting to fuck Aussa?
>>9855982
Make me.
>>9856003
>tfw you will never fuck minako
>>9856011
I want to fuck both of them.
>>9856018
That's correct.
>>9856020
Get the fuck off my board, non-fag! Go be straight somewhere else!
OYE COMO VA
>>9856074
FUCK OFF YA WANKA
>>9856086
MI RITMO
desu, fellas. Even you anon shitposters have a special place in my heart. I fucking love all of you guys. Swear.
Hoshi are you here?
>>9856099
Invite me to the secret discord pls
Good night lads
>>9856117
Oyasumi desu anon-san.
Good night.
NICO NICO NII~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=latV0YAR-0s
>>9856136
>>9856173
Thank you for creating this.
>>9855886
I think this one is fairly recent
>>9856192
Oh i remember the day that happened. Good times.
>>9855886
I do but only the ones I like
>>9856201
Who raped Junkrat?
>>9856204
Now all that's left is the deku heel turn.
>>9856222
It can't be rape if he enjoyed it.
>>9856234
I have this one, too.
>>9856247
That's no way to treat the main character's love interest!
>>9856255
It's okay because this happened.
>>9856261
And here I thought he was trying to go for the Batman approach to being a superhero.
>>9856272
That'd be really cool... He got the muscles!
>>9856278
I'm sure those muscles would be more useful if he didn't break his arm every time he attacks somebody.
>>9856295
That's why we are in school. To get the equipment and the training to control our Quirks. He's going to be THE batman... I just hope he doesn't try to imitate me while using his custome.
>>9856303
costume*
>>9856303
Looks like he's still got a long way to go before he can become a Batman. I mean, first he's going to have to get the suit, he's going to have to learn how to fly, he's got to get the super tank car thing, oh and he's also got to get the multibillion-dollar company. I'm sure only take like, two months at best.
>>9856326
He's working and will work really heard to achive his status as a hero. I know that! Just like me... I'm sure Mei with help us with his suit, the gadgets and the car. Everything will come in time and soon enough he'll be Deku: The dark knight.
>A portal opens. Does anyone wish to enter?
>>9856362
>fucking sets off an explosion powerful enough to close the portal
>>9856362
i do, but i have to study mr portal man. there's a gayass exam tomorrow
>>9856362
THE PORTAL IS JUST THE TEAR IN MY MIND THAT REPRESENTS MY MADNESS. I ENTER THE MADNESS. I PRESS ON INTO THE IRRATIONAL RIP IN SPACE DESPITE WHAT ANY SANE MAN MAY SAY. I DESIRE CHAOS.
>>9856362
Can I get stronger by jumping into the portal...?
>Ochako gets closer and peeks a little.
>>9856362
>Lazily and carelessly walks in
why the FUCK couldn't have my exam been last week i want to enter the goddamned portal
>>9856352
I saw what that kid can do with his superman punch thing he does, at the rate he's going he'll probably figure out how to stop nearly killing himself whenever he wants to fight somebody. Maybe i could get him for an interview at some point. Do you know if he has any fears? I'm thinking cockroaches might work. Or spiders, I haven't tried spiders yet.
>>9856362
>Dives into the portal
>>9856389
>Throws the exam papers into the portal
There, now you have to go in if you don't want to get an F or whatever. Scott learn to live a little man.
When reading certain avas posts where you are familiar with the character's voice, do you read it with the character's voice?
>>9856400
Only if they have good rp
>>9856362
Well. I could slay some people since they're entering.
>Mikun jumps up and flies into the portal.
>>9856400
Yes, sometimes I can't stop it.
>>9856367
>Most of the fire seems to go into the portal, A loud mechanical screech coming from it, the fire's probably burning whatever is on the other side
>>9856385
>>9856383
>>9856381
>>9856392
>>9856413
>You find yourselves in a metallic room, the design looking like some sci-fi space station. Unfortunately, thanks to anon's explosion the room, it's computers and some robot writhing and screeching is also on fire.
>The smoke caused by the blazing heat is starting to get noxious and making it difficult to breathe. Thankfully there are some fire extinguishers next some charred more human corpses in the room.
>>9856400
The only compliment that ever made me feel good about my RP was when a guy said that I'm doing so well at being IC that he hears everything that I write down with my ava's voice.
>>9856392
I'm sure he'd love to attend to an interview in your show! That'd give him a good exposure about his carrer as a hero!
>Ochako tilts her head to a side, rubbing one of her cheeks.
Fears...? Why? D-don't scare him.
>>9856422
PERCEPTION ROLL
>>9856400
I just assumed everyone did. If not, what would you imagine the voice sounding like?
>>9856432
Usually my own, although I've been watching a lot of Eric Andre clips and have started reading his ava with his voice
>>9856422
fuck off baron
>>9856422
What a dump. All they got here is burning computers and suffering robots. I have all that stuff back at home.
>>9856430
Don't worry, I'm not going to traumatize the guy, a little scare here and there never hurt anybody.
>>9856439
The plan is working.
First 24 for a dead hours game
>>9856422
>The thought of using one of her effects comes to mind, as she doesn't particularly care for fire when she's not actively trying to burn something.
>But for the sake of doing something more time-consuming and satisfying for herself, the foolishly fearless girl ignores the discomfort in her throat, and casually strolls over to an extinguisher and picks it up, looking at it expectantly for a few seconds before shrugging and moving to put it out.
>After finishing or emptying the thing she'd just toss the extinguisher aside, whichever comes first.
>>9856400
>But of course. I also tend to make up or associate other voices I know of for characters that don't have a voice.
>>9856468
Depressed Liar
>>9856468
Ririchiyo
>>9856468
TRIPLE C GAMING
>>9856468
AFK Fyxe
>>9856468
Mikun
>>9856468
Uguisumaru
>>9856439
This has started happening to me too.
>>9856468
Lord Beerus
>>9856468
Illidan Stormrage
>>9856431
>>9856467
>How you managed to roll a 31 on a d20 the world will never know. What you see though in the room is a door to the left and right sides. Do you want to abandon your friends and move on to the other rooms or do you wish to help put the fire out?
>>9856472
>You get rid of most of the fire though you will need some more time or another person to put it out fully. At the very least the only things on fire right now are the computers.
(Will continue an hour or two after this game thanks for the practice run)
>>9856422
>The cat coughs a little. He unsheaths his claws and gets ready to attack.
C-c'mon...
>>9856468
Depressed Me
>>9856468
Hermit Crab
>>9856468
Emi
>>9856495
Hello
>>9856513
Might as well put out the fire, if we just let it burn it'll come back to bite us in the ass eventually.
>>9856468
Francesca Prelati
>>9856513
>With a quiet sigh of annoyance she gives up on the mundane approach, allowing herself to equip the Snow Bug effect.
>She morphs in to an absolutely, fairy-like being floating in the air, and in blatant violation of the laws of...weather or something, it begins to snow. She allows it to go on just long enough for the fires to subside, before changing back to normal.
I bet this place would be prettier if it didn't blow up...
>>9856529
Hello?
>>9856468
Soundwave
>>9856422
>Uraraka walks through the metallic room, covering her mouth and nose with her hand. The smoke is too dense, barely able to look where's she's stepping on. She notices a couple of fire extinguishers and walks over there, unaware of the corpses in the room. It was a bit heavy and she struggles to grab it but she starts using it to control the fire. She helps the robot too. When she's busy using the extinguisher, her eyes dart down and gazes upon one of the many corpses laying around, gasping loudly. Unfortunately, that makes her brathe a bit of the smoke and suffocates a little before recovering her composure.
>>9856467
I-It's that really necessary? You can tell him jokes! That'd be beter than trying to scare him.
>>9856468
Ochako Uraraka
>>9856468
Sliver Queen
>>9856468
Tsuyu
>>9856549
ERP tier
>>9856562
t. I've never read a book in my life
>>9856562
>hurr durr they need to write 3 words or they'll blow up my brain
>>9856562
I'm sure your fun one liner ava is 10x more interesting
>>9856575
Flattering?
>>9856562
>you will never erp with urarararararaka
This sucks.
>>9856589
You can, and you will
>gives 3000 yen
>>9856468
Nata de Cotton
>>9856575
You preferences seem to range quite far, anon...
>>9856575
Ah! Anon.
>kisses back
>>9856605
>I don't read books so I'm a retard.
This is how you sound
>>9856575
Nice non-human fetish
>>9856605
>unnecessary overly detailed walls of text
>implying
It would have been true if she had written a lot of unnecessary adverbs and purple prose to inflate her text ( which is what ERP does)
But there is none of that here, just she described what she did. It's a pretty standard paragraph in any serious RP community.
Please go read a book.
>>9856611
Tell us what books you read, anon.
>>9856468
Aquamarine
>This is only the 20th by my counting
>>9856468
Seiga Kaku
>>9856468
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>9856468
Doctor Polaris
Odds vidya
Evens quit being a chucklefuck and honor promise
1 more
>>9856636
Thanks Kamina
>>9856637
My post
>>9856642
I just want to help man
My, you sure showed him fellow bookworms. I too enjoy the works of world renowned writers such as J.K Rowling and Suzanne Collins.
With such advanced knowledge in our artillery, these plebeian one-liners can never hope to reach our levels of RP.
See you at primetime, where all the /hg/intellectuals find themselves to share deep and profound paragraphs exchanges while the filth look on the sidelines for hours on end, wishing for one day to achieve such art.
>>9856639
A-Ayyyy
On the off-chance this isn't a bait game I'll give it a bit to come to fruition before I host my own game
I just finished Lord of the flies.
But now I realize you're that one retard from last time who spammed his shit for hours because of one (1) anonpost.
>If you read books you're a pedantic intellectual.
Spoken like a true retard.
Fucking god damn I hate having a fever out of fucking nowhere, what's this fever think it is? Rando Orton or some shit, fucking FVR.
Also.
Dante Inferno is a good book.
>>9856667
Mein Kampf
Wake up faggets.
>>9856666
Lord of the Flies ? Nice, I've read that book too.
Tell me, since you just finished reading it: Why did Jack try to chase off Ralph from the group ?
>It's a manchild who only read anime subtiles gets triggered because people enjoy things without pictures episode
>>9856619
Woah Cirno got fat
if you guys wish me luck on my exams tomorrow i'll suck your dick AND host like 4 games or something AND begin work on a 3rd code based on living in the city
you know like that one code that already exists but hopefully better than it
>>9856685
But there's nothing to doooo!
>>9856696
Bad things usually happens when Paula wishes people good luck. So she'll say that she hopes you fail!
>>9856687
Because Jack is a violent retard who couldn't accept someone reasonable like Raplh got to be the boss
>>9856696
Sure I wish you do to we- JUST KIDDING, You skeletons with your skeleton school can get outta here.
but really, good-luck.
>>9856708
I can host a game if that's what you guys need, I didn't host anything.
>>9856696
Good luck top skel
Keep the blowjob
>>9856718
anything yesterday*
>>9856726
Ships are garbage, now give me my nintendo games, shipper.
>it's a manchild who gets assblasted because his anime waifu got called out for his shit rp online and is now trying to shift the argument to "muh books" episode
>>9856688
He says so, while roleplaying as three different anime characters online.
Why don't you try to ava Piggy and show us how it's done boss ? Or maybe you already know your shit rp can't do that character justice.
>>9856710
Wrong. Stop lying about reading books if you know jack shit about it, kid.
>>9856696
Goodluck Craig
>>9856696
You got to make your own luck. You just find out what you need to do and after that you just try your best! Since it's you I'm sure it will go well. Or you could just cheat.
>"CLICK!"
>/lit/fag wannabe got fucking btfo
Top kek.
>>9856732
You seem upset
>>9856687
Jack was jealous of ralph and thier intrests conflicted with each other. They still tried to help but piggy was the catalyst that made jack hate him. Ralph reluctantly helped out piggy whom jack and co hated greatly. Tldr most of the shit was caused by piggy's incompetance.
Also simon was greatest character.
>>9856718
Paula would like that very much! Too bad the ghost is already going to host.
>>9856753
Well where's that fucking ghost then?
>>9856718
Host please, the guy isn't here anymore
>>9856708
>>9856711
>>9856734
thanks, its for the annual skeleton exams. they execute you and steal your SKELETON MAGIC if you fail so it's srs bsns
>>9856726
yeah that's probably for the best i was probably going to bite it off
>>9856737
i'd love to cheat but i just can't devise any ways to do so. besides you're right, i've just got to make my own luck through rigorous study and perseverance and all that boring shit
>>9856740
Is that...bug spray?
>>9856696
>Good luck man.
>>9856762
I knew it.
>>9856740
Did anyone else hear that or did Paula imagine it again?
>>9856755
Maybe he disappeared! Ghosts have been known to do that!
You guys may or may not read books but you're still morons that will fight about anything.
Just because an Ava was enjoying herself at writing her little harmless paragraph
I read Garfield comics, does that count?
>>9856767
>>9856774
>The little itty bitty robot steps out of her charging pod, before pulling out a broomstick and goes straight into cleaning the floor... very slowly... ignoring everyone else...
>>9856740
Hey Erica. Your batteries are finally full? Good morning
Alright making a new thread for a gaem, wait a min.
>>9856788
I think it should.
>>9856810
>>9856810
>>9856810
GO!
>>9856789
>Still scratching her head if the noise was real or not, she immediately forgets once she sees the tiny robot. Her eyes light up as she leans down to get a closer look.
Oh my gosh! Someone left their doll here! Does that make it Paula's now?
>>9856789
...Wooow. You're the most useless little thing I could ever think there was.
>Uso crouches down, and would while never admitting it takes far too much interest than she has any right to in watching it.