/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #80: Handicapable Edition Previous

>>9854382
>Does she leave her bell on during sex so it dings the whole time?

Of course! You wouldn't let her walk around naked after all. Modesty is a virtue.

It's like you're not even trying anymore

>>9855057
This would have made an excellent OP pic.

>>9856484
If only OP weren't so creatively brain-dead

>>9856729
>Blaming it on the OP
Fuck you. if the artist had uploaded that pic just a few hours faster, then it would have been another thing.
Actually, it wouldn't have made a difference: both pics are new, and both is satyr porn. So what's the big fucking deal? Just use it for the next thread.

>>9856484
>>9856894
Well while we wait until then any ideas how this situation came about? Also I dont remember this drake cutie. What was her name?

>>9857223
Looks like Ash.

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Made a super niche thing.
Hope at least one of you enjoys it.

>>9857681
That's a fetish I haven't heard of before.
Het clit must be pretty tough to not get torn off.

>>9857782
Well obviously, she does her wink ups like a good girl.

>>9857960
>she will never lock your dick in place by winking, preventing you from pulling out and forcing you to cum inside her

>>9858659

"Holy fuck, I'm about to cum... lemme pull out."
>"No, you want to cum inside and have babies with me, Anon."
"What, are you nuts? No I don't! Neither of us are fit to be parents."
>"嘘の嘘"
"Enough, you're not a god damn anime character, you massive dork!"

>>9858659
Doesn't even need her thighs to force you to cum inside.

>>9858733
>you massive dork
That made it cute.
I like to think that despite how weird their relationship is, it comes from a place of genuine affection.

>>9859873
Would tonsils be a dork? I figured she was more of a normie. What's she like when not performing operations if varying degrees of legality?

>>9859964
I tend to think most of her off time is spent either studying any medical texts she can find, or just chilling with her boyfriend Anon.
She doesn't really have much of a social life apart from him. She has a tendency to scare people off by saying unintentionally weird and creepy stuff sometimes.
Most people don't like spending more than a few hours around her.

>>9859964
Not him, but I never saw her as being geeky in any way. I figure she'd be cynical but pretty laid back. She's been suppressing the guilt and mental anguish over the patients she was unable to save so long that she barely feels it anymore even when she isn't high as a kite and being railed over the couch by her assistant.
She's pretty much emotionally dead inside.
She enjoys watching dark comedies.

>>9860024
Do you head canon her as dating her nurse assistant? Or another canon? I do like the idea of her studying new stuff in between work.

>>9860096
The Anon that's her assistant is also her long time bf in mine, yes.
If you wanted to go deeper, that Anon might have been one raised in Equestria, having been flung over with his parent(s), so he and Tonsils grew up together, since their families were friends.
Hence why her weirdness doesn't phase him.

>>9860137
I like that headcanon.
I wonder if they ever got in trouble as kids for trying to perform operations on the other kids at school.

>>9860195
I imagine tonsils got very into disecting frogs when the two were paired up in biology.

>>9860137
Its sweet they are basically childhood friends turned lovers. He was with her through thick and thin. And is ok being her support when life has her down.

>>9860062
I do like the idea of her being very cynical and hopeless too. But like to contrast it by imagining she puts on a very cheerful and sweet persona when on the clock and taking patients. As for the make me forget sex it's something id see happening frequently but not everyday just when the stress or sadness gets too great and she has a mini collapse. It gets rough, loud, and hot to say the least

whatever happened to the mal guy

I liked him

>>9860195
Probably didn't start that young, but I can roll with >>9860273 frog dissection idea.

>>9860273
Loosing her patients probably does bother her deeply. Her masochism might have spawned from a desire to be punished for her failure.

It begs the question, though. Why doesn't she have an actual license. Or is she legit in this particular canon?

>>9860345
>Mal
>Nyx
Cancer in any form or shape is still cancer.

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>>9860345
Good question.
Not him, but here you go.

>>9860507
>It begs the question, though. Why doesn't she have an actual license. Or is she legit in this particular canon?

Well if we are going self torture route maybe she did some "malpractice"/illegal act to try and save a life. Maybe it worked, maybe it didn't, but regardless she lost her license to practice. And as a result she was very distraught.

>>9860507
>Why doesn't she have an actual license.
I seem to recall some talk about her getting expelled from medical school for malpractice a while back. That seems the most logical reason.

>Or is she legit in this particular canon?
In my headcanon, no. She wanted to be, but for some reason - possible the one mentioned above - it wasn't possible for her to achieve, so she decided to start her own "underground" clinic instead.

>>9860775
>/illegal act to try and save a life
For her non-psychopath headcanon, I'd go with this one. She either did something risky/illegal in order to save a patient during her training period, or she got framed for doing so.

>>9860846
>or she got framed for doing so.
Maybe there was a scandal at a hospital and the "weird half-pony and her ape" wee convenient fall guys.

>>9860948
Or she just happened to get assigned to an unscrupulous doctor who made a mistake that resulted in a patient's death and pinned the blame on her to save his own ass.
It wouldn't really have mattered whether she was a satyr or not. If his reputation was good, he'd be the one to be believed. She was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
She might even believe that she accidentally made the mistake and blame herself.

>>9861027
Maybe some sort of combination?

They went to a medical school, went through it successfully, and got licensed, but some of the doctors at the school had them do certain shady things as they went through. They didn't realize at the time that there was any problem, and set up a practice somewhere.

A few years later an investigation of their school dredges up a lot of the shady doings and most of the students had their practices revoked retroactively, Tonsils and Anon included, but to save face they simply claimed that they weren't effected to their parents and/or friends. Possibly they started relocating constantly when Law Enforcement eventually tracked them down under the guise that "There are sick ponies all over who need affordable healthcare! Y-Yeah!"

>>9862020
Doctors without borders, proper training or sterile supplies.

>>9862020
Personally I think I'm gonna go with her having never finished medical school. That would explain her ineptitude.
Of course, the fact that she's usually to some degree drunk, high and severely sleep deprived doesn't exactly help either.

>>9862343
Well it's not like Equestria's health care is likely going to be very much beyond the medieval standard anyway.

>>9862375
It seems fairly modern in the show. And of course, there's also magic to help out.
And stuff like Zecora's tooth regrowing potion.

>>9862375
>Tonsils and Anon are actually very skilled because 21st century common knowledge > medieval skilled in many ways.
>Still, a lot of people die.
>Greatly disliked in the medical community because at the end of the day, they're basically telling docs everything they know is wrong.

>>9862473
To say that the show is WILDLY inconsistent with the setting would be paying it a complement.

>>9862518
>Greatly disliked in the medical community because at the end of the day, they're basically telling docs everything they know is wrong.
I know anon would be a smug motherfucker every time he meets one of the big doctors. The smaller doctors would probably take his advice.

>Tonsils takes a long drag of her smokes in the dimly lit doctors office. Holding it in for a moment she tiredly blows out as the cloud of tar wafts towards the ceiling.
>As she readies for another hit you enter from the door and look towards her as you sit across.
"Its 8:40 Tons. We can probably finish up inventory tomorrow before work."
>"I don't wanna wake up early."
"....I can come in and finish up then. We dont got much stuff left anyway."
>She says nothing but takes another puff as the cig in her hands glows with a faint ember.
>Blowing it out the smoke clouds the air around her face before slowly rising up as she is looking directly at you. That same indifferent, almost broken stare that seems to look out for miles.
>You say nothing yourself but just let her look as though mulling over a thought. She breaks her static position on the couch to lean forward and snuff out her cigarette before undoing the buttons on her blouse.
>Removing her top she pushes aside the table between you and practically throws herself atop you.
>You catch her in an embrace as she begins to push herself deep into you as she rubs her face against yours. Sloppily kissing you between rubs but lasting longer with each exchange.
>She runs her hands across your hair but moves down to grip your neck, all the while exploring your mouth with her tongue.
>The hot, overpowering reek of tobacco and spit pierce your sense of taste but find yourself rock hard none the less.
>At this point you're undoing her bra and ready to get to your pants next but she breaks the grip. Looking you right in the eyes.
>No words were exchanged but that look in her eyes told you she wanted to be taken, hard.
>She follows your lead as you guide her off the couch and quickly undoes her bra as you pull down your pants.
>Heart racing a mile a minute you grab her before practically slamming her on the thick wooden table she had moved earlier.
>She grunts in a faint pain but makes no other protest as you climb up.

>>9864057
>Grabbing her by the legs, you slowly bend them forward and over her stomach.
>Moaning out in pain, she grips the sides of the table to keep in place as her knees approach the sides of her head.
>By the point her marehood has engorged itself and dripping wet as it winks hungrily for cock.
>A clear sticky trail runs down her slit and around her anus before dripping onto the table from her tail.
>Showing no mercy, no comfort checks, you bring your shaft to her welcoming pussy and dive in.
>"Ah!" Tonsils cries out as a few tears stream down her face. Using her legs as balance, her body is compacted to the point of pain as you begin to thrust. Throwing the weight of your body onto her as Tonsils bares the force of your love making.
>You cant tell if its the compressing of her body, or how arousing this is for her, but she hasn't been this tight in years.
>Practically crushing your dick in between her vaginal canal, her walls kiss your dick trying to get you deeper into her.
>Tears and saliva roll down her face as she loses herself to mounting pleasure and pain.
>Though her breasts were something on the small side they jiggle around in circles from the force of the thrusts as the table creeks underneath you both.
>The once cool to the touch table has warmed as beads of sweat collect around your conjoined bodies.
>Reaching the end of your rope you go harder and faster to make the most of this final stretch.
>"Dont pull out, do it inside!" She pants not even looking to you directly as she enjoys the vigorous pounding.
>With a final grunt you thrust in and spray her walls with your thick goo until it spurts to a stop.
>The two of you pant exhausted for a bit before you slide off, leaving a viscous trail of cum out as you stand up and lazily stroke your cock.
>Tonsils rolls to the side and rubs her neck to crack a few bones before sighing. The pooling semen between her legs spreads out before rolling off the table.
>Today was fun inventory day.

>>9864072
Nice.

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>>9864072
unf

>>9868905
Nice.

Saving

>>9872504
let it die

>>9872504
Private Ryan's not worth saying dude.

>>9872504
Thanks, friendo.

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Which would you pick?

>>9874074
The one on the left.

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How often does Annie pleasure herself with these crystals?

>>9875674
Whenever her clit gets sore and needs healing.

>>9874074
I pick the chair.

>>9876301
Being comfy is the most top human need.

>>9875978
>>9857681
So, how many did Tonsils buy up?

>>9876743
There's been a shortage of late thanks to her.

New theead

>>9854276
>>9854276
>>9854276

>>9877693
That girls masochism is out of control!

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Not too happy about how this one turned out, but I guess it's something. Pretty sure the foreshortening is off.

>>9879090
Only thing I'd say is really wrong is it looks like she doesn't have a neck.
I know it's kinda hidden by the position, but there could be a bit more distinction.

Is that sum good ol' human on satyr I see there, by the way?

>>9879206
>I know it's kinda hidden by the position, but there could be a bit more distinction.
The way I imagined it, she's sort of awkwardly pressed to the floor, resting on her shoulders, with her head tilted to look up at Anon, which would mean her chin would pretty much be pressed against her chest.

Do you have any suggestion on how I could improve it?
Or maybe another pic with a similar pose I could use as a reference?

>Is that sum good ol' human on satyr I see there, by the way?
The disembodied dick was supposed to be Anon, yeah.

>>9879297
Hmm, for that position, I'd suggest putting his hands around her haunches or "ankles". Think horse ankles are called cannons.
You might also add some bending marks to her stomach, and move her shoulders and head out slightly so it looks more like her weight is being pressed onto her shoulders and not squarely on her neck.

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>>9879704
I'll see if I can tweak it a bit more tomorrow or whenever I have time. For now, I did a quick and dirty color.

>>9880458
I like it.
Hope is a good daughter.

>>9880505
That she is.

So /sad/ how goes the week? What lewd happenings go on?

>>9882033
Nothing much. Still slowly trying to write my Gumdrop story.

>>9882191
Cool. I need to write too. Wrote that tonsils story myself. But wanted to add more

>>9882276
Ayy! I'll probably be drawing more of her in the future as I try to gitgud.

I enjoyed that, by the way, I'd read more.

>>9882317
Well glad ya liked it anon. Maybe sometime i will

weump

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>>9884824
Thats a cute pic. Who drew it?

>>9886880
It's tagged artist needed, but I think it's mimic.

>>9886941
Didn't he say in the Derpibooru comments that it wasn't him?

>>9887155
Must've been Mimic's mimic, then.

>>9887155
Did he? I didn't bother checking the comments when I went to look it up 200bh.

>>9886880
Anything you can rub a real pigs face on, you can rub your pig daughter's face on.
Like your groin, or a skillet.

>>9888353
Sauce?

>>9889521
Just a thing MT drew.

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>>9889521
More or less name is Bonnie Bun. She works for CEO Anon and is one of his "personal" assistants. She's an older milf type who I wrote a thing for here.
https://pastebin.com/8WhvFaBs

Thats about the long and short of it

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>>9892707
>>9889521

Just gonna post what I have saved of her.

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>>9889521
>>9892713

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>>9892726
CEO Anon loves to do it raw with her. Sometimes her pills dont always work.

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>>9892731
Which means she usually gets a kid or two each financial quarter. (In my head canon the three oldest ones are not Anons and are from a prior relationship before she joined the company)

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>>9892745

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>>9892752
And thats about all that I got of her. Delicious chocolate bun.

>>9892707
>>9892731
>>9892745
I know I might be the odd guy out here, but I just find something distinctly unappealing about the idea that despite having 7+ kids together, they don't really have any actual relationship to speak of.

>>9892940
That's what happens when he keeps swapping her pills with placebos.

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>>9892940
Well as I mentioned I wrote a small one shot about her with CEO Anon and though its unfinished I did plan to include that. I personally head canon Anon caring for her very deeply and often looks to her for assurance/strength. Which I just updated my story with my more recent one shot. Where he holds an entire meeting for her to arrive first because (though not written) having her around calms him.

She on the otherhand (in my head canon) is a bit more cynical and has that Meg (from Hercules) type deal of having been burned before and not really holding much stock in relationships. And given how immature (for his age) anon acts she doesnt see it benifical to think of him as long term.

I plan to add more to this at some point but I yeah Anon does care about her more and tries to spend more time with her. She isnt always up for it becasue of her kids but never outright says it. And for all intents and purposes I plan to write anon as not even knowing she has so many kids. (Still hammering out details) Maybe she hid the pregnancies from him and him being very busy/easily distracted never really noticed she was having kids as a result of their passionate work duties.

The other bun though takes not having kids very seriously. (But she is not a main focus in the story I have been writing.)

>>9893058
>Maybe she hid the pregnancies from him
Completely unforgivable. He's still being dumb, but any woman who does that deserves the worst life can offer her. Same for men who don't try to be part of their kids lives.

For my part, I'd honestly just much rather he's got a steady thing with Bon Bun and Hikari, if she exists here, as opposed to them basically being just corporate whores.
Got kind of this image in my head of Bon Bun's oldest 3 asking Anon if they can call him dad.

>>9893114
Try not to look so deeply into it anon. Maybe he is just dumb? Maybe he never noticed the signs? Almost any idea or plot can not be fun if it's picked apart enough. I just wanted to write some dumb lewd fun with them and working with it as best I can. He does want to be apart of the kids lives when he does find out, and as for the oldest of the three I'm still on the fence on how their interactions would be. But I thought it would be funny if they just rob him blind whenever they can.

Hikaru Is in the story just kind of side lined. And theyre not so much corporate whores as the job is a more NSA assistant position. I head canon him only having sex with the two but often prefers Bonnie with Hikaru being More a "go get me this" type with the occasional filling in for sex when bonnie is unable to. But Anon did make them sign NCA's (Non consumation agreements) which basically is a contract that states they can't have any sexual partners or SOs besides him during their employment. Just radom ideas and maybe anon don't like the idea of cucking?

>>9893725
I personally go for the bunpire setting, 3bh.
Human men tend to get a small harem of does, and non-bun satyr boys at least one as a means to help gain loyalty and proliferate fresh genes into the gene pool.

Bun Bon and Hikaru are two of his.

>>9893725
Why would he prefer Bon Bun?
Hikaru is younger and cuter.

>>9893754
I love that idea as a off canon lewd verse setting. Just nice and lewd with no connecting to other canons. Which reminds me we had a talk about that not long ago. Was fun.

>>9893838
Hikaru though being younger and more slender. Anon prefers Bon Bun because she has the allure of a full woman, nice thick curves but not fat, hefty plush breasts, and the cuddling is fantastic. Also he really enjoys her company and finds her personality attractive as well. More or less

Stay alive thread. I have work now so post lots of fun stuff for me to catch up on

>>9894748
Here's hoping.

>>9895791
>ponut
Can you call it that if she's not a pony?

>>9895831
No. That's a Buffaloop

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>>9895906
U CHEEKY CUNT

>>9895791
Those udders look retarded as all fucking hell on her! Please post an alternate version without that shit.

>>9897123
There isn't an alternate.
Why not learn to draw and make your own, udderless art instead of screaming at and everyone who posts stuff you dislike, then demanding they cater to you after you insulted them?

>>9897156
Stop picking a fight with everyone you see dude.

>>9897156
This

>>9897184
Sure, asshole. Tell that to >>9897123

>>9897282
He wasn't picking a fight. All he did was say he didn't like the udders and asked for a version without them. Why would you defend someone rambling on a tangent about him screaming about nonsense instead of just saying "There isn't an alternate version." and moving on?

A reminder that engaging is just as bad.

Ignore. Report if you want, but ignore.

>>9897156
>There isn't an alternate.
Which is why I asked that you draw an alternate version. I assume that you are the one who drew it?

>>9897671
Not him, but why would you assume that?
Based on the filename, it looks like it's from Derpibooru, and I don't believe the artist who drew it frequents these threads.

>>9897671
No, it's an old pic.
And even if I had, I wouldn't have done it for someone who's way of "asking" was "Thing looks retarded, change it so I think it's less shit!"

You know, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not the troll.
Working from this assumption, I need to tell you that you really need to work on your manners.

>>9897741
What site do you think this?

>>9898096
>It's 4chan, you HAVE to be an asshole for no reason.
/b/ is that way.

>>9897709
>Not him, but why would you assume that?
Thought it was new because I don't remember seeing it before. Guess it was one of those pics that only got posted once and was then forgotten about.

>>9898218
Nobody HAS to be an asshole, but everyone sure as hell are allowed to voice their opinions. So if you can't handle people calling dumb things for what they are, then you should either go back to tumblr or grow a thicker skin.

>>9898538
>"If artists can't handle me calling their art they do for us retarded and then demand they edit it to suit only my likes then they should just go back to tumblr."
>15 gone content creators left
>"Bwah!!!! Where did all da content creators go?!?! You know whose fault this is!! Fetish fags!!!"

You are the biggest most entitled faggot I have ever seen. And you're either trolling or an honest to god retard. No more (you)s for (you)

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>>9898818
He ain't worth it, nigga.

>>9898877
>dub dubs
Nice. Also this pic is pretty hot. Do the deer race often encourage open field mating? Can you just go up and mount different deer and deer satyr? So long as they are ok with it? Any other societies mirror that? Like the pony ones?

>>9898951
I don't really see it like that. But since they probably live in isolated semi-tribal villages, possibly with a cohesive due to tradition bound culture, I could see it that they're not overly modest.
While doing it right out in public probably still isn't kosher, there might not be any issues if you and your SO wanted to step behind a tent or building, hop into a big bush, a bit into the woods, or if you happened to just find yourself in a field alone with your girlfriend, it's fine.
If you made at least a reasonable attempt to get away from private eyes and get found, it's on them to excuse themselves.

Others like that might be the minotaurs, since their milk culture brings their sexuality a bit more into the open. Hence the discussion a few threads back where festivals had small, private booths placed the same way you might place portapotties so bulls could take their wives to plant a new calf whenever the mood hit,

>>9899162
>Others like that might be the minotaurs, since their milk culture brings their sexuality a bit more into the open

Ah yes the milk fest. I really enjoyed that talk we had with it. Lots of big, barely covered breasts on display and plenty of drinks and food to go around. But I have to ask, what could you possibly eat with milk and not vomit? Or is the milk more of a treat but they lots of veggies and maybe meats? Do Minos eat meat?

>>9899276
Probably lots of cheeses, baked goods, and other forms of dairy. Including a plethora of alcohols made from milk.
Meat and veggies are probably readily available, but are likely mostly palate cleansers and sides during the festival.

Yeah, though given they're probably mostly bovine, and humans are only omnivores anyway, meat is probably only a small part of their diet.
With the sort of heavy emphasis on gender roles, bulls probably eat more of it for protein, while for them soft, motherly cows, it's likely not uncommon to be almost vegetarian.

>>9897364
>Those udders look retarded as hell
Are you illiterate or just a biased idiot?

>>9898818
Here is a (you) for you, because I agree with you.

/sad/ is a mistake

>>9898818
Most the content creators left because of fetishfags like you pushing their tastes wvery chance you get

>>9899666
This raises questions. If Satan agrees with you are you in the right or wrong? On the one hand; he is keeping Hitler in an eternal hellfire of anal rape. On the other hand, he voted for Trump; and because of Trump we won't get 3d pony waifus this generation.

>>9899745
>Implying
Have you spoken to them as to why they left? People have. Fuchs went /pol/, Sterks hated where the thread was going; same with Mimic, Cups, and Bups. Dj is working for vault tech but has been dealing woth depression; in part from the thread. MT outright said she likes the things you hate and has actually drawn a near literal "fuck you" two threads ago. And that's just the art friends! Where are all your old wrote friends, hm? Is so ronery and angry here now.

>>9899760
>because of Trump we won't get 3d pony waifus this generation
wat?

>>9899808
You're forgetting a good number of artists; like Aaron amd Vag. The former confirmed for being harassed about his stuff (and always talking big), the latter speculated for not coming to the thread any more because of it, but still doing Simmer and Broil stuff. Then there's Nobby, Daily, Kapopo. No idea what happened to Boron or that aspiring satyr guy from a few threads back.

>>9899880
Budget cut on theoretical engineering, stuff like "cloning", 3d model generation; think 3d printing+, and vr errr, "toys"

>>9899808
Maybe it's because of the 70 posts long thread derailing fights you people have that artists fuck off.

>>9898818
>Some artists draws things that makes others question their sanity
>Inbred bunny offsprings
>Monster crap
>Inbreeding
>Lots of more weird stuff
>"Why isn't everyone worshipping us in this pony fandom? Bwahh!!!"

>You know whose fault this is!! Fetish fags!!!
Which is a fact since many on /mlp/ have said it themselves that they left this general when it turned into nothing but shipping and incest porn.

>>9899808
>Sterks hated where the thread was going; same with Mimic, Cups, and Bups
What exactly did they hate about it?
What changed from when they liked it?

>>9899928
Yeah, the hostility. Did you fail reading comprehension?

>>9899975
Hostility over extremely autistic crap.

>>9899970
I'd say it was more their first impressions didn't give them a priper heads up if the shit the thread can get into. If I rememeber right, the thread they were in were chill and calm. Then people started getting at each others necks and dissing their drawings. Like how people still shit on certain satyrs. Like Precious for her hair and Warren for being "forced diversity".

>>9900005
>Blames hostility
>In the same sentence refers to stuff as autistic crap
The lack of self awareness is astounding.

>>9899808
>>9899886
Boron's still around, he just only draws satyrs sporadically, preferring big tiddy OC's most of the time. The few new guys around posted right in this thread.

Now, that doesn't mean a few of them weren't driven off by one thing or another, but you have to keep in mind, artists are no different from any other user besides their ability to create.
They have their tastes and grievances. They can simply get tired of the subject matter in part or whole, they can simply drift off, and they can storm off for irrational reasons that might not make sense outside their own heads. Just like you or I.

You'll never satisfy every artist, and they'll leave sometimes no matter what.
The best change we can try to make is just not fighting so much.
It doesn't help that any reasonable person could recognize that there's at least one among us who constantly goes far out of his way to try to start trouble, and people need to get better about ignoring it.
I'm not guiltless, I admit, but I try to make heavy use of the hide button, and I'd recommend others do the same.

>>9900024
Sounds like it was just the same guy shitting on stuff who still does it. I guess those of us left now are the ones who had balls to stand up to him or just ignore his inflammatory posts.

>>9900301
>One guy
>Always the mysterious "that guy"
This is one of the problems of the thread. They pull the same boogeyman tactics you see in shitty books; like 1941 and Animal Farm. This mysterious enemy of the state who is the blame for our problems.

So I wanna hear peoples out of the box ideas for lewd stuff. Something I have not heard before.

>>9901081
Drizzle duct-taped to a wall completely naked, looking slightly nervous and Gale looking at her with a contemplative expression on his face.

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>>9899276
So, given the idea of ancestor worship among minomoos and the bunpire's human supremacism, how do you think the two will interact when they come in contact?

>>9902617
The buns will convert to the superior milk drinkers; effectively killing the Bun empire, causing a second rising about 5 years later where that asshole Anon attempts to genocide the Moos. They literally beat him to a bloody pulp in the first week. No one bats an eye and life goes on.

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>>9902617
How so? The prompt you are proposing is sort of confusing. If I took it right you mean how would they react over an Anon? Seeing as how they would be obsessed with humans, probably seduce him using their most attractive guns. Big breasted moocows vs flat chested horny rabbits. It would be a blood bath. Of milk, sweat, and sex.

>>9903604
As in, would they merge? Quickly or slowly?
Do minos, as demi-humans qualify to receive buns to bolster numbers and broaden the gene pool?

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>>9903722
>As in, would they merge? Quickly or slowly?
Ah I see. Well, I dont think they would since they have radically different cultures besides an obsession with humans. But maybe they can find solidarity in their love of humans. As for the transition it would definitely be a slow burn as they share experiences. This is society as a whole. The younger adult bun girls will often find themselves bored in bars as they get chatted with male minotaurs.

>Do minos, as demi-humans qualify to receive buns to bolster numbers and broaden the gene pool?
No. Stickily no. Bun girls are only for pure blooded humans and nothing else. Much like Minotaur culture they have a major importance for humans. Most Minotaur's breed with other minotaurs but seek out humans above all else but no other species. Same with buns. But they both coexist with one another since they have a respect for humans.

I still feel the two cultures are imcompatible and would result in a massive fuck off as they try to seduce humans with their sexy bits.

>>9904396
I dunno, feels like there'd be a slow merge. Might take a couple of generations, but I think it'd happen.

>The average human harem gets at least one moo on top of their handful of buns.
>Buns can rapidly outbreed moos, and are always up for another round with Master.
>Small and so fun to lightly bully.
>Legit lack a Westermark, if you're interested in that.

>Moos however, have bountiful breasts, whereas the vast majority of buns are flat.
>What they lack in sexual energy, they make up for with a calmer temperament and not being as easily distracted, letting hem be trained to a far finer degree.
>Solo births means they're far more motherly since they don't sometimes feel it's a numbers game.
>Just as eager to be endlessly carry Master's babies.

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>>9904729
Those are some pretty good points my man. Gotta say you are warming me up to the idea. As far as pregnancy goes do the buns or Minotaurs take turns being pregnant? Cant have a whole home full of pregnant women when you are the only male living there. (Unless you got a son or daughter to help with the chores. And no incest in this case) So it would make more sense to take turns carrying a child.

Buns probably get upset when Anon makes love with a minotaur since minos are much slower mates as it takes much longer to get orgasm and a far slower burn to the buns hair trigger orgasms and sex drive.

>>9905018
Depends on the man, perhaps. For me, I'd rotate buns, since they have a very rapid gestation (31 for normal rabbits, but the satyrs probably have a few months tacked on.), while I'd probably keep my cow gravid, since they've got roughly a 9 month gestation period like humans. And with their attitude, they'd probably be best assigned as the house mommy.

I doubt they'd get upset in and of itself. If you want it fast and wild, get one of your buns. If you want something slower and more sensual, get your moo.
But this probably means moos probably drift towards favorite girl position, since they learn all the little tricks to please their master, while the buns tend to be a lot more rambunctious and harder to get a handle on.
They might eventually get a little jelly of the extra attention she receives.

>And no incest in this case
Your family, man. It's permitted, but not at all expected or required.

>>9905308
Thats a pretty solid plan man. Had to look up Gravid. Something about that is pretty hot of always being pregnant and an internal mommy. How many kids would she have and how many would she take care of?

>>9904396
i thought there was supposed to be some sort of thing involving male satyr sons getting a personal bun or something?

shit, did you guys drop that? this shit's hard enough to follow as is.

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>>9905903
>i thought there was supposed to be some sort of thing involving male satyr sons getting a personal bun or something?
>shit, did you guys drop that? this shit's hard enough to follow as is.

No thats still valid. Things are just loose and goose with canon and cultures. If you want satyrs having a bun sure we can do that. The question was more geared towards minotaurs getting a bun so I just answered it meaning to say they dont breed with non humans (Not all). And minotaurs are not really human, but see humans as ancient ancestors but treated like gods. If you want talk satyr sons getting their own breeding bun then sure Im down. Any ideas?

>>9905903
Who fucking knows

>>9906067
the only idea that springs to mind is a satyr boy not really being interested but getting a really enthusiastic one.

>>9906300
Like enthusiastic as in mating with the boy? Or just really hyper lel so randumb? My idea was maybe having a satyr boy getting one like her >>9906067 where she is really intense and militaristic. Maybe kind of "mothers" him military style to be a suitable mate one day.

>>9906523
i was thinking perv girl, but really the important aspect is him getting one that he just really does not want to deal with.

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>>9906561
That could be cute, but what boy would not want to bang a super pervy horny girl? Is she like Mal?

>>9907311
Maybe they're not interested

>>9906067
All your son's friends will be jealous of his government assigned bunny girlfriend(s).

>>9908184
Implying such a thing can exist in a hormonal teen

>>9908230
His grades have started going up ever since she started rewarding him for doing well in school.

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>>9908184
>>9908233
Possibility for sure. Which satyr male would not want to fug a bun?

>>9908230
(s) He's a young boy Anon! One should be enough.

>>9908284
You would think thats the usual trend when a satyr gets their own private bun. However most if not all see their grades plummet as they suddenly have trouble passing exams and doing homework. Which if baffling cause all he ever seems to do is stay in his room studying with his bun girlfriend. All the rhythmic thumping has to mean he's studying hard right?

>>9908233
Or hear me out on this, they actually just aren't.

>"I see past your beauty," the satyr says, seeing the arrival of the minotaur girl.
>A bird has lands on his finger. He let's the bird stay.
>He has prepared for her tricks this time.
>The minotaur has dozens of others around her, carrying her everywhere. All controlled by her.
>"Really? What do you see?" She asks him with genuine curiosity.
>He moves his finger gently, letting the bird know that it's time to leave.
>"A rotten, withered, and hollow core."

Not sure if she should be a minotaur or bun. Both would apply well.

>>9908443
Is that a quote from something? Cant say I recall it?

>>9908517
Something I pulled from my ass

>>9905872
At least 7 or 8 of her own, plus the many buns I'd bring into the world, and how ever many other types of satyrs I'd get to father.
Of course, communal parenting and nursing is encouraged. The kids should see all their mothers as being parental figures.

>>9907311
the first such one that popped into my head was gale, then a terrible joke about him not being into it if they're already willing. then the other head canon of him just not liking others at all.

there's also the possibility that the satyr boy just doesn't find the bun(s) attractive whether due to orientation or the buns' physical features. could be way too into hooves to be into a bun, maybe they only like pony girls.

>>9909486
That's no horse!

It's a very sexy satyr.

>>9909993
It's a tumor!

>>9910187
Eh, she looks kind of derp in that pic.

page 9 is not safe for satyr

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How often do these two get cat called when they go out? Does one get more attention than the other?

>>9912346
I don't imagine Glimmer goes out much, but she's pretty cute, so I imagine she'd get quite a bit of attention if she took the time to shower and brush the tangles out of her hair.

Thistle probably gets quite a bit of boy attention, being a cute shortstack, but she'd rather be at home with Rory watching a movie and eating chips than hang out with other boys.

>>9912606
>Thistle probably gets quite a bit of boy attention, being a cute shortstack, but she'd rather be at home with Rory watching a movie and eating chips than hang out with other boys.
That doesn't sound very /sad/.

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>>9912637
Well she does go the extra mile to wear something "comfortable" around him at home.

>>9912606
Rory is a pretty luck guy to have somebody so devoted and cute. The two are a very adorable pair, I wonder if they ever got teased by their folks.

>>9912653
>Rory is a pretty luck guy to have somebody so devoted and cute.
He sure is.

>Well she does go the extra mile to wear something "comfortable" around him at home.
I wonder if she always sleeps in that or just wears it on movie nights.

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>>9912702
Nah, only when she wants to feel/look sexy. The straps are too thin and weak so when uses that to sleep it almost always slips off so she wakes up with exposed cold dragon titties, and bottom with a small head cold. She usually wears more practical sleep wear like this for sleeping. Unless she and Rory share a bed her sexy wear isnt enough to keep her warm.

Who else is lucky?

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>>9913495
Luck in what respects anon? Having a live in gf who is a short stack cutie and fucking often?

>>9913533
Sounds pretty damn lucky to me.
I wish I had a live in gf who is a shortstack cutie to fuck often.

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>>9913550
The urge to pick her up from whatever thing she is doing and fucking her like a living cock sock must be unbearable.

Wait, what happens when a satyr and a satyr have a baby?
A human is 0% pony and a pony is 100% pony, but a satyr is only 50% pony. Would two satyrs make a satyr? What if one is half dragon and the other is half horse?

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>>9913939
Then the genetics of the child is tossed into a salad and chucked around. Producing some (cute) abominations that make no logical sense in terms of percentages. (But cute as fuck)
>inb4 triggered anon complaints

>>9914003
This is probably thing. But imo I think Lotte is probably what happens then a satyr and a pure griffon do the nasty.

>>9913495
Asha makes potions of luck with her mom, so there's probably someone buying them.

>>9912733
Eh she'll be fine, even if she sleeps and/or hangs out in the house nude. Rory got them a new heater last weak.

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>>9914314
>Have a shortstack slight chub dragon cutie at your place naked most of the time.
Will boners ever know such wonders?

>>9914459
With SCIENCE, all our dreams may yet cum true

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>>9913533
I guess storywise, who else "gets the girl" at the end of their story.
>>9913939
I do remember thinking up a design for what one for Utah and Petunia. I thought blonde hair, legs would be orange with white spots, and maybe horns.

>>9913939
I'd say two satyrs would almost certainly produce a satyr of some sort, although if the two satyrs are different non-human species the results might be a bit interesting.

Full human-pony (or other non-human species) reproduction would be a bit more unpredictable. In most cases, the result would be a satyr, but sometimes the offspring would come out looking fully (or almost fully) human or pony, despite having about 50-50 of its parent species' DNA.
In very rare cases, fraternal twins could even be born, of whom one appears fully human and the other fully pony, despite them being as genetically similar as any other satyr siblings.

>>9913939
>What if one is half dragon and the other is half horse?
Probably some combination of human, horse and dragon features. Maybe hooves and dragon tail?

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>>9914624
>I guess storywise, who else "gets the girl" at the end of their story.
Pretty much everyone gets the girl. Most of the ships are usually set and its rare we break from it. Unless we break out into new grounds and do odd or unheard of ships or situations. Like Nama whoring out Balto for Laika or him just taking them both. Things like that are a little more off mold.

>>9914865
There are some things I like from MT. And there are some ideas that I don't like.

>>9915153
Same.
But I don't think MT usually takes stuff too seriously, and that any mention of the three is going to be "this is a thing that happened", so there's that.

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>>9915303
>But I don't think MT usually takes stuff too seriously

Which is why people like her and /d/ are the most based and stuck with us as long as they have. Everyone should follow their examples of having fun doing what they like and not screech like autistic kids when people talk about topics they dont like.

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>Haven't been here in two days
>Expect some nice normal porn
>Tons of bunny crap
>And now it's time to set sail towards the endless ocean of shipping again
I want to say I'm surprised, but that would be a lie.

>>9915448
If some dude enjoys shitting on the streets, then only the ones who are into scat praises him. Everyone else gets sick of it.

>>9915640
>If some dude enjoys shitting on the streets, then only the ones who are into scat praises him. Everyone else gets sick of it.
>Those are even the same in anyway

If you like something then you should be able to talk about it. If you dont, you have no right to autistically screech at people for talking about something you dont like. I am tired of daddy daughter stuff but I talk about other things I like instead. There is no point in crying and screeching at people to shut up just because I dont like the talk and am exhausted by it. There is no other reason to screech at people besides trying to start shit or troll at this point. And making excuses like "DuH it will be ignooooRED!!" Is not good enough to turn this place into a constant angry tornado of people rather shouting down what they dont like than talking about what they do.

>>9915809
>Those are even the same in anyway
Inbreeding and heavy incest, fucking all sorts of different animals or massive beasts so you can raise their babies and then fuck them when they are old enough, and OC x OC offsprings aren't exactly on the top five list of things that will make a general popular and enjoyed by many in a pony fandom.

Why some of you put THIS much thought into a thousand bunnies or some other weird creatures instead of the more normal satyrs is a mystery to me.

>>9916696
>Why some of you put THIS much thought into a thousand bunnies or some other weird creatures instead of the more normal satyrs is a mystery to me.

So why dont you talk about the things you want then? I honestly am curious why you would much rather cry and shitpost about people talking about what they want rather than add your own content? Go ahead I'll wait.

>Inb4
>It will be ignored
>It will be drowned out
>Somebody will change it to X subject I dont like
>No reply or moving goal posts

>>9916871
>Replying once you know it's him.
¿Por qué?

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>>9916935
I really should stop giving him (you)s. But in the off chance its not a troll and some entitled anon I want to know why he feels justified in crying and not creating.

Guess I'll just dismiss these crybabies since they never seem to learn nor do anything to improve the thread they always pretend to care about

>>9917023
>But in the off chance its not a troll and some entitled anon I want to know why he feels justified in crying and not creating.
I know that feel. I tried to argue with him years ago, and it didn't work then. It isn't likely to work now. He's a lost cause.

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Double Dragons. The Pic. Which satyrs have had 3 ways? And which would you pick for yours?

>>9918694
Mistake and Yuzu with Yuzu's dad.

>>9917023
>since they never seem to learn nor do anything to improve the thread they always pretend to care about
Ohohoo, look who is talking. Who came to a general that was originally about family stuff with incest being a sidedish posted in moderate amounts, and started turning almost everything into incest and other sexual fetishes and killing the mood for everyone who was there for feels and shit, and then started screaming that everyone who doesn't like people who constantly pushes weird things are the shitposters?
You are in a pony fandom. And you are going to say that those who don't like the idea of impregnating rabbits, Arimaspis, and other strange creatures just so you can fuck their offsprings are the autists and trolls here?

>>9918694
That thing on the left looks like a nightmare.

>>9918694
Prism, Dynamo, and Timber have had a threesome.

Muddle, Snapshot and Broil have bone zoned.

Utah, Petunia and Honey have had a bit of a romp in the hay.

>>9921308
>Timber, Muddle, Broil, Utah
You've got some seriously cancer tastes, my man.

>>9921341
Nice blog.

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>>9921308
Prism gets around mang. But I could see her lusting after Dynamo. Timber not so much but how did he work his way into this threesome?

Did Broil tend to Snapshots trap penis or was that being sucked on by Muds? (Cause we all know he has some hidden lusting for Snapshot)

I can see Honey being the sole force behind this threesome. Hell it may have even started as the two getting hot and heavy as she just waltzes in and escalates things.

>>9921349
Just ignore him man, he's not even trying to hide his shit starting anymore.

>>9921470
>Just ignore him man, he's not even trying to hide his shit starting anymore.
Pretty sure the shit starter is a disgruntled Timberfag. He'd never call his god cancer.

>>9921508
Doubt it, but he's a troll. Of that im sure. So discard him.

>>9921308
Can't really see that with Honey. Then again, can't really say I'm a fan.

>>9921700
Same desu. I could see Honey being a bit sexually bullying of Petunia and the like, but she'd probably shy away from actually doing the nasty with randoms just because Petunia's doing them too.

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>>9921811
Oh yeah she totally loves to sexually bully Petunia. And get some of that milk from the cow for free.

>>9921811
I just don't like her desu.

>>9921470
>Did Broil tend to Snapshots
Isn't Snapshot a trap generally? Why would Broil be interested in him? And would Muddle even know in such an affair. Just seems a bit convoluted to me.

>>9922045
Fair enough. Pork isn't kosher after all.

>>9918694
I could probably see a really awkward three-way between Thisle, Rory and Glimmer.

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>>9922046
I always have hc that Muddle and Snapshot have been good friends since a young age. And Muds knowing Broil isnt entirely possible. And Broil could be down to fuck a trap or sexual one.

>
Isn't Snapshot a trap generally? Why would Broil be interested in him? And would Muddle even know in such an affair. Just seems a bit convoluted to me.
Its all jsut stupid for me. Im not turning this in to my college professor so I dont gotta worry if it doesnt make 100% sense.

>>9922147
Id like to see that. How would such a wincest 3way occur?

>>9922213
>How would such a wincest 3way occur?

Perhaps Rory saw something in his 'totally not porn, Mom, I swear' magazines and wanted to recreate it?

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>>9924269
Those magazine have opened doors and oppurtunites that usually would have been closed for a much longer time.

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Greetings.
I'll be your host tonight. And I've brought to the party, A Scientist pony and her assistant.

And let me tell you, she's been cooking up something fun in the lab.

Let's get started shall e~

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Mission Statement from the desk of Dr. Glass Flask.

It reads oddly, but I'm sure that's because the penship is handled by Petri.

It speaks of coming to understand all in equestria..though it doesn't exactly explain how to accomplish that.

Her lab is secluded from prying eyes. Not out in the everfree forest. She finds the Border of the badlands quiet and lonely.

Her first experiment based upon the new creature that seems to have invaded ponyville and highly populated areas. Humans. They seemed to be able to created offspring with her fellow ponies.

Curious still, they are able to create offspring with other species. Unaware of the growing empires far north (Bun Empire) and (Mootropolis) to the far west, she begins to experiment.

Figuring she'd start small, she'd elect to take female of the human species and breed it against something harmless and inconsequential with different scenarios at play.

>>9921341
>>9921508
>All this weak bait
Or alternatively
>People still doubt the thread has a cancerous hostility
All it took was one name drop to trigger

>>9925748
>MT likes Bun Empire
Yes.

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With nameless volunteers she has breed five rabbit abominations.
Experiment 400- Baal. Male. Controlled subject. Spends the normal amount of time with his mother. That is to say all of his time.
Experiment 401- Nan. Female. Extreme subject. Unlike Baal, this subject spends no time with her mother and is raised in away from most physical interaction.
Experiment 402- Eva. Female. Eva spends 20 hours a week with her mother.
Experiment 403- Tawny. Female. Tawny spends 30 hours a week with her mother.
Experiment 404- Micah. Male. Micah spends 40 hours a week with his mother.

>>9925846
not quite. I like abominations. And throwing around ideas about abominations.

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>>9925920
Good enough

>>9901081
Not lewd, but I'm bored as fuck. One idea for Rory that I never wrote was his journey and character arc. Since he started off weaker than his sister, he would use trinkets that were gifted to him to at least barely keep up with her.

His journey would involve going to would involve going to where the dragons live. He would discover some sort of great evil and try to stop it with Ash. First attempt would involve both of them getting their shit pushed in and Rory's trinkets either being lost to the ether or destroyed. He thinks he would be useless the next time the evil strikes. He eventually tries to conjure without the trinkets and realize they may have been crutches. He decides that he would eventually get rid of the crutch, but he decides to make his own trinket to help him that takes form of maybe a cape, helmet, chest piece, or just gauntlets. This trinket is much more effective because he made it himself and him and Ash stop the great evil.

>>9925920
Ah.

Would it be alright to make a request, albeit one in a topic I admittedly know you rarely work in?

>>9925884
i'm not much of a bun fan, but i'm sorta glad to see some male ones considering the vast amount there's said to be.

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Dr. Flask has observed that when interacting with one another, there is indeed a level of respect shared among all the bun-offspring.
Although Micah does seem to be the leader of the bunch. A Ra if you will. Micah is considered a fairly wicked little trickster. Baal on the other hand has taken it upon himself to take care of all his fellow buns.

>>9926151
So a Loki, not a Ra

>>9926169
Watership down calls Rabbit chiefs Ra.

>>9925965
So Rory discarded the trinkets as distractions and focuses on only a single one? Like the many trinkets he had were spreading out his magic too much, making it weaker. So when he focused it all together in one trinket he could conjur some serious magic.

>>9926197
I thought it was Rah.

http://watershipdown.wikia.com/wiki/Lapine_Glossary

Loved WSD btw.

>>9926220
Yeah. Either that or the alternative was that he was competent, but his magic got drained as if he fought Parasite. He would either need something that would amplify his own magic or a new source to tap into. Either one would lead to the trinket he would have to make himself.

>>9922213
>Id like to see that. How would such a wincest 3way occur?
Not him, but the most likely way I can think of is that Glimmer walks in on Rory and Thistle having sex. Not exactly sure how that conversation would go, but if it was the perverted weeb Glimmer I could see her taking the opportunity to join in on having sex with her onii-san. Even if science/magic study-nerd Glimmer, I don't imagine she gets much action outside of her hands or a dildo she keeps hidden in her room, so she might just join in out of curiousity.

https://youtu.be/4BlYUBZCCmE
Which satyrs are most likely to pull these sort of antics for sex?

>>9929228
Gibbous.
She's socially inept enough for it to make sense in her head, but also enough to fumble it all up.

>>9929263
I was thinking Tonbo or Ambrosia

>>9922046
>>9922213
>Isn't Snapshot a trap generally? Why would Broil be interested in him?
>It all sounds stupid to me
Are you questioning why a farmer would be friends with a princess in the show as well? Or why some writes Dash being a lesbian, while others write her being straight? Fucking hell...
>Meanwhile, incest threeways makes perfect sense and is not questioned or stupid at all

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>>9925748
>>9925884
>>9926151
>Naked, tagged, collared, and tattooed with their ID number.

>>9925884
Teenage Nan porn when?

>>9932121
>Nan
For what purpose? Also Tawny and Baal are far superior

>>9932190
Tawny is a cutie too. I'd like to see porn of all of them. Baal helping Tawny out with her womanly needs perhaps.

>>9930749
Is that your fetish anon?

>>9932228
Very true. And the thought of Nan clutching her bear as she gets ravaged is pretty hot and cute.

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>>9932280
>clutching her bear
>bear

>>9932295
It's early anon and I'm on my mobile. [spoiler]At least she didn't crack open a bear. [/spoiler]

>>9932280
>Nan and Baal meet for the first time only after they are both adults
>GSA kicks in full force and they fall in love head over heels immediately
>steamy half-sibling romance ensues

>>9925884
Personally, and I'm not saying others need to think the same, I prefer buns all being named after flowers, trees or wild bushes etc. For example, Clover, Dandelion, Hazel, Willow and so on.

I also like when they refer to their extended family as their warren.

Not sure why I do, but I do.

>>9932511
>GSA kicks in full force
Wouldn't even have to. Rabbits, in all seriousness, don't have a westermark effect.
If you keep rabbits irl, you have to pretty much separate brothers from sisters, fathers from daughters and mothers from sons asap. Because if they reach sexual maturity and there's no other valid partners, they're gonna try to do it.
Sapience would make them a bit more selective and restrained, but incestuous relationships are probably very common in the bunpire.

>>9925884
>Nan. Female. Extreme subject. Unlike Baal, this subject spends no time with her mother and is raised in away from most physical interaction.
2cruel4me

I'm all for bullying the bun, but to deny them any interaction with their mother and the comfort that it brings is a step too far in my opinion. I remember when I was studying psychology in college and we had to learn about experiments in which young monkeys were separated from their mothers at an age at which they would still be dependant on them in the wild, then write a paper on how the findings compared to similar cases in which human children had been neglected.

>>9932511
>>9932556

They arent related since they share different parents from test subjects and rabbits. So it's fair game but no wincest. That's at the Bun Empire

>>9930163
>Are you questioning why a farmer would be friends with a princess in the show as well?

The show explains how they know eachother, I asked because I don't know if Anon had some sort of special backstory in mind. Though even I would argue Applehorse and Celestia/Luna aren't actually friends.

>>9932529
Could very well be a regional quirk depending on where they come from.

>>9932637
You'd think they'd want to make them all have the same mother as a control factor.

>>9932556
>Rabbits, in all seriousness, don't have a westermark effect.
Satyrs barely do either in general. Pile GSA on top of that and you've got a veritable nuclear bomb of attraction.

>>9932637
I got the impression from the experiment description that they all had the same human mom.

>>9932702
>You'd think they'd want to make them all have the same mother as a control factor.
This. And same dad too, desu. The more genetical difference there is, the higher the chance differences are just due to genes, rendering the experiment data worthless.

>>9932724
>And same dad too, desu.
I suppose it'd come down to what exactly they're trying to study

>>9932710
>Satyrs barely do either in general.
>Knowing that incestuous relationships are openly acceptable in their culture, many satyrs in unconquered areas become Bunpire informants.

>>9932724
This.

>>9932796
Based on the description, it seems like she's trying to study how the amount of time spent with their mom affects how they turn out as adults. Different genes would likely have a massive influence on that, so it would make sense to reduce genetical differences to an absolute minimum. Identical twins or clones would be ideal, but otherwise fraternal twins or full siblings are the closest thing you could reliably produce.

>>9932802
>>Knowing that incestuous relationships are openly acceptable in their culture, many satyrs in unconquered areas become Bunpire informants.
To bat some ideas back and forth, what would make an interesting oneshot based on this idea?

>>9933054
Daughteru had never had the ovaries to tell her dad how she really felt. When the buns march in, and start interviewing him to build a personality profile for purposes of what sorts of buns and moos to offer for his harem, it accidentally comes out the his kid was instrumental in bun victory.
She finally fesses up that she did it because she really, really loves her daddy.

>>9932802
>>9933054
What exactly would they inform the bunny empire about?

>>9933101
Guard routes, their numbers, the landscape and possible tactical points in area, stuff like that.

>>9932529
I like that idea too, but I see it more as buns will do that naming scheme in the wild where as here it is a controlled setting and the doctor is the one calling the shots and doesn't know of Larpine culture. Not MT btw but I think that would be why.

>>9932616
From what we have seen so far her moral compass may not be pointing north. So some cruelty may not be out of her ability. Or maybe she doesn't realize what she's doing. Not saying she's Tonsils 2.0 but for her it be for the greater good.

>>9933232
But what for?

>>9933243
So they can [succ] them into submission obviously.

The depressing thing in all of this is that if you had given the other normal satyrs half of the attention you give to this autistically inbred bunny empire thing, then a lot of people on /mlp/ wouldn't think the satyr general is filled with freaks and avoid us as much as they do now.

>>9933243
So they can coordinate their forces to take the area with the least possible resistance and loss of life?

>>9933264
I do not like most ideas here, but since I haven't typed a word for the past few months, i don't think I can talk too much shit.
>>9926314
I did forget that his costume would change depending on who influences him. If it's Thistle, it would be more King Arthur themed. If it was Ash, it would look more like a "viking wizard" where he uses runes too.

>>9933375
>I do not like most ideas here, but since I haven't typed a word for the past few months, i don't think I can talk too much shit.

>responding to the shitposter

>>9932702
>>9932710
>>9932724

Maybe MT will clear it up. I was under impression that the 404 tattoo meant she was the mother of 404 rabbit. So it would stand to reason 401 is seperate and thus has their own mother.

>>9933054
Doesn't this tie in to that fun little canon of Cottenball being an informant or high ranking officer?

>>9933652
>Spam posting when people are actually talking and having conversation

Quit your shit. You can't even excuse it this time since people are talking you faggot.

>>9933648
You mean the brief dga related one where she's a retired bun war vet?

>>9933511
He still has a point whether you like it or not. Why invest so much into buns?

>>9933686
Yeah that one. It was either she's a retired bun wanting to settle down, or a turn coat who was sent to gather intelligence but did fall in love with Lenora and changed sides. I belive a hit team of cute all fem buns were dispatched but were defeated by a wild carrot patch.

>>9933511
>Implying it was shitposting
When was the last time you took a good look at yourself and the things you like, and then took a look at your surrounding and all the people around you?
Really, you are in a pony fandom, and you are going to call those who do not like the sound of fucking actual bunnies who can't talk shitposters?

>>9933704
Why not? We're just dicking around with the prompt MT gave us. We were discussing drakes earlier, and threesomes, amongst various topics. I just go with the flow.

>Still spamming.
People were actually talking this one away, cocksneeze.

Fuck it.
>>9933747
>>9933747
>>9933747
New thread.

>>9933704
Cause like all things it's a mix of flavor of month and nobody taking the initial effort to talk about what they want.

What is stopping that crying anon from brining up a prompt he wants to see or talk about? Nothing. Literally nothing. But does he do it? No. He'd rather piss and moan about people taking the effort to talk about what they want. And all he ever adds to the conversation is blaming anons for shit in the past and never letting go of it. So yeah if after all this time he doesn't add or do anything besides bitch and shit his diaper then he needs to be treated as a troll and ignored.

We talk about what interests us, we are under no obligation to talk about topics he wants to see but never tells us or tries to make it interesting. We are not god damn mind readers.

>>9933777
What a waste of a get.

>>9933769
This. So much this.

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>>9933648
Hey it's me, MT. So The way I figured it be (I'm not scientist...hell i wasn't even good at science in school)
there were two possibilities.
Dr. Flask had human 'volunteers'. Wayward siblings preferably. 5 of them.
400, 401, 402, 403, and 404
OR
My favorite idea personally. She completely home grows her experiment. Magic to advance Science style. Afterall, there is no shortage of males who want to offer a sample of sperm...and it's not hard to pay the bits for a fertile egg from a human female. Especially in this economy.
Plus if she home grows her human female base she can control the whole experiment. <3~

>>9933817
Thanks for clearing that up MT. Btw there is a new thread. Don't know if you want to carry that over there.

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>>9933831
I can. I mean I'm having a great time with this idea.
Maybe we'll shift gears in that thread. Go with the motion of the ocean~

>>9933841
Cool. I'll post when I can.

>>9933817
>She completely home grows her experiment.
That would make a lot of sense if she has the required equipment and could get a good supply of eggs and sperm from the same parents. That way she'd be able to have them all be born at about the same time. Wouldn't she need surrogate mothers for them though?

>>9933769
You need to learn when the flow is alright, and when it is shitty as hell.

>>9934143
>"Waahh!! Wahhh!! I can only cry and poop my diapey when I'm upset!! Wahh!!"

>>9934330
>I should be allowed to post the most autistic things if I want to
>And everyone must love it
>I want to turn this thread into a circlejerking general
You remind me of those who always hugs autistic children and tell them that everything they do is amazing and perfect and that they should never stop.

>>9934374
>You remind me of those who always hugs autistic children and tell them that everything they do is amazing and perfect and that they should never stop.
He reminds you of your parents?

>>9934403
If saying that makes you feel better, then go ahead. Still doesn't prove you right though.

>>9934374
>Everyone should not post what they like unless I like it!!!
>"Ok what do you like?"
>I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU SHIT!! WHAT'S THE POINT IT'S JUST GONNA BE IGNORED ANYWAY!!! (NO RESPONSE)

Yeah no you're a huge faggot and probably a troll. Enjoy your (you)

>>9934643
>"Ok what do you like?"
>I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU SHIT!! WHAT'S THE POINT IT'S JUST GONNA BE IGNORED ANYWAY!!! (NO RESPONSE)
>Implying anyone has ever said that
Pony fandom = Everyone will like things that involves ponies and does not have anything to do with bestiality and impregnating strange creatures who can't talk.
Shitposters = those who keeps pushing for autistic things that almost nobody likes.