ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) Would you run monotyp

>roll to steal zibels plushies

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>>9846770
I was, but now I got a cat.

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>>9846546
>>9846565
"AAA.."

>>9846695
>thunk
"Heh than..Nirie?"
"NIRIE?"
>Run the fuck off back inside for medicine

>>9846666
>Ignore Alcock's orders

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>>9846812
>gets out of her hair and smooches the hex

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>>9846803
>The plushies are unharmed.
>Rolling for crime.

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>>9846770
I like both Ghosts and Bugs, and you can't run a team of all Shedinja.

>>9846696
"Gah, this is not working well"
>That consumed two rolls out of four
>Try 2

>>9846737
"A bunch of pokemon helping guys in Unova"

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>>9846750
WOO.
>Cock: Stomp... er.... slither heavily(?) in the vauge direction of Chargestone Cave

>>9846826
>Cock Status: Too angry to notice and half way up the wharf anyway

>>9846695
AND GET HIM A GODDAMN BERRY.

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>>9846737
>Nods
Mm mmmph mmmmmph mmp!

>>9846911
>More missing, and more lack of learning
...Mmmph? Mmmph.

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>>9846914
..Who is woo?
>Worried fish sounds

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>>9846911
"Uh huh."
>>9846963
"Watch."
>Close Combat the nearest Zigzagoon.

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>>9847001
I DON'T KNOW.

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>>9846826
>>9846914
>nirie is down
>there is goo everywhere in the docks

>Cock is going to get himself killed trying to fight Kyogre
>Zibel is going to kill himself
>Gask is going to die
>Nirie isn't going to survive any of this
>Remi is going to be trapped alone in the middle of the ocean

>>9847119
The perfect ending to a sad fishtol's life.

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>>9846914
>Unable to notice, medical emergency in progress

>>9847049
>Come back from storage
>Get Nirie a Revive
>Speechless

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>>9847042
..okay.
What's Chargestone?
Why are we going there?

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>>9846901
>Crime: Mildly successful.
>Plop into the water and get some foods.
>Watch the ships go by.

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>>9847158
>he gets back up
oww...
what happened?
i just remember we falling and then nothing more

>>9847171
Magnetized rocks. Do you know how many teslas it takes just to lift a peice of paper? Let alone a godsdamn boulder? I'm going to SMASH the fucking things, GRIND them the fuck up, and CRAM them down Kyogre's fat fucking throat.
>Cock: Be slithering through the outer edges of the city growling at nothing in particular

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>>9847286
(Dronk. Cock too busy plotting to fight a giant whale to remember his image I guess)

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>>9847232
>Hug the goobab
"Heh... we got thrown off, you teleported and took the hit"
"Sorry, eh"

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>>9847006
>Watches closely
>+1/2 a level, almost at level 10
>Cracks form in the silk, a sign he is close to evolving
Mmmph!

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>>9847286
..B-but, Kyogre's nice!
I need him to find Zibel!

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>>9847323
so
what will we do now?

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>>9847356
He's a piece of shit and I'm going to hack him apart and sell the body for ambergris.

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>>9846963
>Saki return to her spot as a hat, tired from chasing the absolute nothing
"Sorry..."

>>9847006
>Cross just goes and beats down a Zigzagoon like nothing
"Remind me to not anger you"

>>9847352
>Scan
>Halfway to level 10
"...almost there, buggo"

>>9847207
>put eel in die bucket

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>>9847365
"We could find Zibel, eh... but we don't knw where he went"
"Or go with Cock, eh heh heh"
"Cock"

DEAD COCK
E
A
D

C
O
C
K

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>>9847352
"Getting it?"

>>9847460
"I've been doing this for a while."
>Cross uses Close Combat on another Zigzagdoggo.

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>Hilbert decides to pick up an old hobby to distract himself from a pounding headache - time to sift through the news for any interesting shit to nose in on.

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>>9847490
i guess we can go after him
eirher that or stay here and guard the ship

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>>9847414
..can you wait until we have zibel back at least?..

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>>9847602
>Stop
>Turn
>Glare at gun
Do you honestly. For a FUCKING. GODSDAMNNED SECOND. Think he's telling the truth?

It's a trap.
A trap.
Trap.

Assuming he's even telling the truth and knows how to find Zibel, do you know what he's going to do? He's going to kill Zibel. And beat us all to death with his dead body. Do you understand that?

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>>9847460
Mmmph-

>>9847566
>66
>+1 level
>Buggo is now level 10, and halfway to 11
>Cracking noises are heard, as the silkball starts to glow
>In a spectacular display, it shatters open in a burst of light and poison dust, a dustox springing forth
>Loud, happy bug laughter

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>>9847566
>Two zigzagoons with one punch
"Bloody hell"

>>9847687
"Welcome to to the talking world, buggo"
"You still need a name"

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>>9847687
"Hey you can finally talk."

>>9847751
"These things are easier than Arcanines. What about, uh, something based on poison? Arsenic?"

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>>9847586
"He seemed real angry, heh"
"Do you know where Chargestone Cave is, eh?"
"It looks dangerous, heh"

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>>9847751
>Adjust to new body
>Quivering with excitement
This is great!
I feel so light and strong!
How cute do I look now?

>>9847788
Yeah!
Uh...I don't know what I want for a name!

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Rirriechan is cute!
CUTE!

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>>9847675
..yes.
>Gun: shut up
>Don't listen to the seaweed
>Don't cry.
>Big fish don't cry.

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>>9847831
no, i don't know where it is
but i probably can find in somone's mindl
but it does sound dangerous

(Honestly this is the most interesting any sail has been in a long fucking time.)
>Main leader left.
>Replacement leader is basically threatening everyone and getting burned by a god.
>Everyone in the group is either starting to trust each other less or infighting.
(I want to see this come to its natural conclusion instead of getting shoved back to status quo by GMs.)

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>>9847887
>You made the gun sad
>Good job
For fucks sake...
I will find Zibel myself. After I'm sure we won't be raped and murdered by a fifteen foot tall fish. Because unlike you apparently, I care about our health and well being.

>Poison Cock: Is being passive aggressive to a gun because he's too busy being mad about a whale insulting his dead bf to care that he's being mean to a gun upset about his missing bf
>That... that is not a combination of words you see every day, is it?

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>>9847853
"Real damn cute, I say"

>>9847788
"That could work, something that is less of a mouthful, or close to 'arse'"

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>>9847853
"Really cute."

>>9848045
"Belladonna... Donna? Bella? Bell?

>>9847961
a thousand times this

>>9847961
Yes.

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>>9847947
"Cock seems to have a plan, eh"
"If he gets zapped, heh, we come in and help, heh"
"He needs us, heh"

zapeel

>>9848226
is gonna die

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>>9848194
"yeah"
"let's go after them"
"cock trying to be all cool and trying to do this all alone, we are going to help too"

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>Zapeel: Time to try and replace old friends.
>Talk to the pokemon around Humilau City.
>Rolling for interpersonal connections.

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>>9847973
>Remi: is not a big fish.
>At all.
first.
w-we get zibel first.

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>>9848045
>>9848079
R-really?!
Yay!
>Flutter wings in excitement
>Throwing poison dust everywhere

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>>9848307
"Heh"
"First, where is that cave? Eh?"

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>>9847574
>String of murders in the Humilau/Undella area
>Kyogre spotted in Driftveil
>Ho-Oh, Rayquaza, Solgaleo, and Mewtwo spotted in Undella
>Pokémon thieves in Hoenn
"Hmm..."
>Text Des
>"Hey, any of these interest you?"

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>>9848472
>"The thing about legendaries in Undella sounds pretty neat. Anything more you got?"
>Put PDA away while waiting for Hilbs.
>Grab sledgehammer.
>Rolling for a thing.

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>>9848079
"Bella? Maybe"

>>9848449
>Cough
>Cough
"I might need a mask"

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>>9848449
>Hold breath.
"You need to quit that."

>>9848549
"Sounds good to me if it is for you."

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>>9848470
"let me try to look around"
"maybe we have a map of unova here"
>roll for nirie finding a map of unova

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>>9848367
...Mm.
Yes. Yes we will. But not with Kyogre. And not before we're armed for bear.

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>>9848549
A mask? Why?!

>>9848574
>Stop flapping
>Confused look
Am I doing something wrong?
>Notice the dust, still falling out of his wings
Wow! That's really pretty...

Eel is keel
Gun is dun
Cock gets shock

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>>9848317
>Nope, everyone thinks he's a freak.
>Slink back to cave, curl up in a ball and hate self.

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>>9848583
>no maps around
>how did these goofs even got here is a miracle
"well, time for me to search around for the minds of people"
>nirie uses his psychic powers to look around people's mind and see if anyone in the near area have a map

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>>9848583
"No luck, eh?

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>>9848737
hey nice cave.
...
>yoink plushies and shiny shit
>run off

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>>9848543
>"Mostly been looking at Unova stuff right now. I guess Rayquaza was spotted in Alola and Bruno fucked a Jynx?"

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>>9848630
Now.

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>>9848741
>no signal either
>>9848756
>a bit frustrated
"no, i didn't find anything"
"i feel so useless"

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>>9848821
I'm not letting you die just because you're obsessed. Do you understand me?

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>>9848574
"Yeah"

>>9848701
>Hand in mouth+nose as a makeshift mask
"How about I name you Bella, buggo?"

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>>9848778
Alright.
>Curl up in a ball.
>No, no, no no no.
>Pack shit up.
>Grab shit.
>Into the water.
>Rolling for travel time somewhere else, far away.
>Last two numbers.

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>>9848701
"It's pretty but you're going to kill the human with that."
>>9848894
"Use the shirt."

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>>9848819
"...Uh, I forgot to mention I got to meet Rayquaza."
>Nope, thing not done right.
>Rolling again.

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>>9848932
Oh. Oh!
...
I'll just have to be careful with it, then!

>>9848894
Bella...
I like it!
>Happy squeaking

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>>9848472
>>9848819
>Somewhere else entirely
>Reading the same news
>"Nice"

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>>9848741
>>9848826
>Hug the goobab
"You tried and thats fine, heh"
"Lets check on the rest of the ship and thenw e try again, eh?"

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>>9848932
>Add shirt to hand
>Cough a little
"Thanks"

>>9849008
"It is settled then. Even though I'm not your trainer officially"
"Lets get back to town, I have no reception here"

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>>9848946
>"Shit, really? That's sweet Des, only secret news I've got is uh... Colress giving me one of those Unit things. Temporary use I think?"
>"One of the Trial Captain chicks left for a while. Been gone for the past two weeks or so."

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>>9849008
"Alright, good work today, Bella."

>>9849084
"Do you need a doctor thing?"

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>>9849052
"yeah, i'm probably worrying too much"
"let's try to look around the whole ship"
>nirie looks around the ship looking for a map

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>>9849084
Yeah!
>Attempt to fly, for the first time

>>9849111
Thanks!

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>>9849103
>"Damn, I wish I had gotten one. Those things are sick as hell."
>"Huh, maybe I'll go check that out."
>1 thing gotten.
>Rolling again.

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>>9849124
"Found the map"
"Let try to see where in the danmed map are we"

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>>9849150
>"Well, hmu on whichever one you wanna check out. I need a distraction from this fucking hangover."

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Hey PAR, what's a good way to get some training in in Unova?

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>>9849111
"Nope"
>Cough
"I hope"

>>9849146
"Fly carefully"
>Last post digit until back to town

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>>9849146
>>9849309
>Follow the dorks back to town.
>Fly with the moth.

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>>9849251
>>9849124
"Niiice"
>Peek in

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>>9849288
I've heard about a Black Tower in Unova, maybe try there.

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>>9849373
"we are in a place called driftveil"
"and chargestone cave is west of drifveil city, where we are"

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>>9849612
"Heh, great"
"We follow now, eh"

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>>9849288
>Begin Sax
Black Tower, like the other guy said. Got a lotta tough guys in there. Good training. Place is exclusive though. Can't just show up and muscle your way on in. Been a while since I rolled through though. Hell, old blood mighta cleared out by now.

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>>9849535
>>9849804
Thank you two. Hopefully I can add a few new pokemon to my team soon.
>Rolling for training at Black Tower.

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>>9849835
>5
You got your ass kicked, didn't you?

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>>9849753
"yeah"
"let's go"
"also let's bring some potions and revives just in case"

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>>9849891
>Tiptap window.
Does your place allow fugs?

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>Meanwhile, also in Driftveil... but probably on the other side of town, a nut and a kip have officially almost run out of food.
>Chespin pushes over the last item (some sort of grain bar) to the kip.
Here, you have this. I don't need it as badly.

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>>9850028
...It does now. You need a PI?

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>>9850033
>he smiles and pick the bar
>luca suddendly splits the bar in two and give a half to him
"you need it too"

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>>9850022
>Returning from the ship's interior with a waterproofed medikit
"Enough for the trip, heh"
>Duo: Into Chargestone Cave until ???

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>>9850096
Maybe.
How good are you at keeping eyes on people? Pokemon in this case.

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>>9850201
I won't break the law without a damn good reason. Other than that? Once I bite I don't let go.

Who's the John?

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>>9849835
... Um... maybe try White Forest? They have a battle tree thingy and a place to catch Pokémon!

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>>9850254
...
Kyogre.

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>>9850278
...The fuckhuge whale?

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>>9850302
Yyyep.
Can you do it? Just like, keep tabs on him. I'm not asking for you to surf him to Ransei.

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>Ian: return to Slateport Pokecenter
>Check the dex now that there's signal

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>>9850329
I...
You know what? Hell with it. Sure. Let's go for it.

You got any leads? I heard some stuff about weird sightings in Unova, but that's about it.

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>>9850376
You can like, have my number. I know where those assholes are 24/7.
Driftveil.
>You got the Fugnumber!
Oh, send your bill to Sky Pillar, I can pay whatever it comes out to.

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>>9850153
>The nut smiles at this, accepting the half-bar before this degenerates into "no, you take it"
>He does look back down at the bag, though... now that this last bar's eaten, they're out of rations.
So... what do we do now?

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>>9850180
"alright, well we will be on a trip"
>nirie hugs gask and say
"don't beleive what that kyogre said, i love you and that will never change"
"if he tries to use that against you again remember that"
"now let's go to chargestone cave"

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Hey, where are some places where I can get a nice, cold beer?

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>>9850439
"i guess we look for food"
"maybe we could see if we look for somewhere warmer to stay

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>>9850416
Alright. I charge by the hour. Not gonna gouge you, but the second I hit the streets and start snooping, I'm charging. 10 unoven an hour, plus expense account for major fees. No, I'm not going to charge you for food and drinks, that's what a scam artist does. I'll be on the first ship out. Call me if you need me.

>You got the Detective Business Card
>It says "Nick Diamond, Have Dogs. Will Travel. Wire Unova, Black City "

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>>9850526
Sounds good to me, buddy. If he gets on you just call me.
>Fug: AWAY.

>Next stop, Hilbert's house.
>Clack clack on the windows.

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>>9850443
>Let the goobab hug you while walking out and about
"Kyogre will pay, heh heh"
>And they are off

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>>9850524
"Sounds good to me."
>Burnt nut: get up and look around. ...What sort of things stand out and say "warm" or "food" in a place like Driftveil?

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>>9850589
>Hilbert slides open the apartment window
"Holy Fug. How's it going?"

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>>9850745
Heyyy, I've got a scoop for you if you're in the area for snoopin', kiddo.

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>>9850784
>He props his arms up on the windowsill, grinning at Fug.
"Snooping's my business, Fuglantine. What'cha got for me?"

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>>9850849
Well, apparently Kyo's been bugging some pokes in Unova.
>Fug squints, going through his head.
Something about Charging stones or... Feraligatrs or something? You able to work with that?

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>Keep fucking smashing rocks, need cool gems.
>Figure out which lead to bug Hilbs on.
>Rollan.

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>>9850905
"He's in Driftveil bay, I'm guessing the Pokémon are in the Chargestone caves. No problem."
>He pauses, fingers drumming against the sill
"You just wanting me to watch him or...?"

>>9851037
Ehhhhh... Watch him, if he blows up any cities you have my express permission to fuck him sideways.
Maybe look into the pokes he's watching, I guess? Not really my business but you might find it fun.

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>>9851068
(Fug)

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>>9851068
"Oh, I will. Snooping's my business. Alright, I'll keep an eye on your whale, anything else you needed?"
>>9850932
>"Ohhhh Deslicious, guess what"

>>9850492
If you're not in kanto, any corner store otherwise you'll have to go to a bar.

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>>9850665
>there is the market
>the cold storage isn't a good place for pokemon who don't like cold
"maybe get out of this area"
"it is too cold"

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>>9851158
Ehhh... I don't think so. I'll bug you if I think about it.
Gotta fight a nerd.
>Fug: Away!

>>9850932
Ahem.
Desmond.
Fight me. Show me your power.
>Rayquaza LV100 is challenging you.

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>>9851185
"Yeah..."
>Chespin nods, before leading the kip over to the market... probably led himself by the tantalizing scents of the market's goods.
>There's just one problem... Chespin and Luca are flat broke. They can't just buy food...

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>>9851158
>"uh."
>"what"

>>9851213
Uh. Alright, hopefully you mean with my pokes.
>Kro (Crobat) LV80 is sent out.
>Kro uses Toxic!
>Misses on a 9.

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>>9851286
>"Rayquaza stopped by. You down to go stalk Kyogre in Driftveil and snoop on a group of Pokémon in the Chargestone Caves?"

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>>9851286
Bad choice, nerd.
>DRAGON ASCENT!
252 Atk Life Orb Rayquaza Dragon Ascent vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Crobat: 380-448 (135.7 - 160%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Toxic and Life Orb drops fug down to 80%.

(I've seen people talk about Catalyst here before. What is it?)

>>9851377
(Catalyst is the result of the merging between Aether and Plasma.)

>>9851377
(Basically at some point Aether and Plasma merged. It's like super PETA but also shady ecoterrorist bois sometimes. Mostly locked in Unova and Alola)

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>>9851322
>"sort of fighting him rn im down if i dont end up dead"

>>9851367
Ace in the hole.
>Kag (Aggron) LV90 is sent out.
>Avalanche.
>Reduced priority move, calc after you do yours if Fug has an OHKO move it won't matter.
0 Atk Aggron-Mega Avalanche vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Rayquaza-Mega in Strong Winds: 188-222 (53.5 - 63.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>>9851500
0 Atk Aggron-Mega Avalanche vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Rayquaza-Mega in Strong Winds on a critical hit: 282-332 (80.3 - 94.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
(Again, only if Fug doesn't have an OHKO move.)

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>>9851500
>"You'll be fine. Probably. Feel free to haunt my ass if I'm wrong."

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>>9851500
>>9851521
(You're good- with what I set him up with he's still fairly beatable.)
>EQ memage.
252+ Atk Life Orb Rayquaza-Mega Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 16+ Def Filter Aggron-Mega: 142-170 (45.8 - 54.8%) -- 59.8% chance to 2HKO
>Fug is KOed after this.
Well damn, good show, kid.

>>9851600
(What the fuck)
252+ Atk Life Orb Rayquaza-Mega Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 16+ Def Filter Aggron-Mega on a critical hit: 214-253 (69 - 81.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9851581
>"Looks like I wasn't."

>>9851600
>>9851619
>Pat Kag.
Do I get a present for being good?

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>>9851678
>"You weren't kia? Good, I'll meet you at Driftveil. You want a shitty hotel room or what?"

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>>9851678
Eh, I'll think on it. See ya.
>Fug off.

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>>9851815
Well, alright.

>>9851751
>"The shittiest you can find."
>Rolling for travel time to Driftveil with last number.

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Would you kiss a snekmon's tongue, PAR?

>>9851893
I would suck on it.

Hey everyone, this is Jakob from the Inter-Regional Urban Arcology Development Coalition (I-RUAD Coalition, or I-Rod C as some of us like to say). Just wanted to let people know we are planning a traveling exhibit to showcase some of our latest developments in sea-arcology initiatives.

If you love the idea of a floating city on the sea, or interested in seeing exciting developments in the world of megastructures and engineering, please let us know so we can plan our list of cities to visit accordingly.

> Jakob Whitiker is an official spokesperson for the Inter-Regional Urban Arcology Development Coalition, a collection of tech and construction companies dedicated to the peaceful expansion of human habitation. If you have any questions or concerns, please contact our HR Coordination Department at [Phone Number]

>>9851893
You sniffers be okay if i married his mom?

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>>9851872
>"You're asking for it. If we get crabs I'm blaming you."
>Ahaha I forgot to mention Hilbs UB portal'ing it up in the last post, whoops
>The hotel is cheap as fuck, but not quite cockroach infested prostitute shelter tier hotel room
>He still has standards.

>>9852037
*would
Fucking autocorrect what are you doing?

>>9851972
Is Alola in the list?

>>9852037
>>9852076
>Marrying a slut
Y?

>>9852109
y not

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>>9852044
>The window is jimmied open and Desmond steps inside.
Hilbert, this is like, the tenth shittiest hotel room I've been in. You're really disappointing me.

>>9852037
>>9852076
?????
context?

>>9852106
Definitely. Alola is actually a market we are quite interested in. The region is a hot spot for migration, but the ecology is rather sensitive to urban expansion. A perfect fit for high-density arcologies both on land and sea. We know a lot of people there are very environmentally focused, so we'll be spending a few days extra there to make sure we know all of the concerns before we start anything concrete there.

By the way, since you seem so interested I sent you a coupon to the event. Normally tickets are going to be 20 poke, but now you can get two for one! Bring a friend. Also our venue will be open to pokemon so if you're an open-ball kind of trainer don't worry.

> As per transparency laws, the Inter-Regional Arcology Development Coalition is required to disclose all and any restrictions on tickets and entries. All trainers wishing to attend the event with pokemon, and all 'free' pokemon as defined by local jurisdiction, will be required to pay an additional 10 poke fee and sign a waiver claiming full responsibility for any and all damages resultant of their visit. Please visit our HR site HERE for more information on our pokemon policies.

>>9852279
Context is Sniffer's mom is nice to sniff

>>9852362
>sniffer
who?

>>9852279
>>9852390
(Sniffers: Snivy, then Servine character from the Farsail days)
(Sniffers mom: breeding slut)

>>9852390
See >>9851893
as referenced by >>9852037
I'm assuming the snek is sniffers

>>9852362
>>9852390
>>9852402
>>9852407
(What the fuck is all this shit)

>>9852416
(Mistakes from early PAR plots)

>>9852416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj2rxFS0qDQ

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>>9852221
Oh you're right, I should've gone for the one with the recently cum stained sheets, my bad.
>Hilbert kicks off his shoes and flops onto the bed
Tell me the tales of your shitty hotel conquests, Des~

>>9852293
I'm interested. How do I redeem the tickets?

PAR?
What's a scat?

>>9852584
something you say while shooing off a pokemon.

>>9852584
Scabba dap da daddly dee dap doodle sap za dap da de da da daw de de daw shoobie doobie doop doop doobie zaw waw a bop chaaaaawww

>>9852444
(Early to mid /par/ was really fun imo.)

>>9852576
Print it out and show it to the Ticket Master. If you don't have a printer though I can always mail you one.

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>>9852571
Guess we gotta make 'em cum stained then, eh?
>Desmond plops his poncho on a chair, flopping on the bed.
You wish. You should have seen the fuckin' hotel I was staying at in Pyrite. Roaches, bugs, leaks, the shower water was brown it was magical.

>>9852681
I have a printer, thanks.
>Suspicions raised

>>9852839
Whoops, my mistake. Even us PR pros make them, we're only human after all. Sorry, no free printers folks.

That aside, I'll be answering questions tonight for anyone who is curious or hasn't heard of us.

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>>9852906
Just one more: opening hours?

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>>9852739
Maybe we will~
>He taps Desmond's collar bone, shifting slightly closer to him on the bed.
"Magical"
>The word is accented with air quotes
Magically shit, maybe.

>>9853118
It'll be 24/7. We know a lot of people (and pokemon too) don't have daylight schedules.

Speaking of, we're looking to being more inclusive with our designs. Any sort of input or design suggestions from pokemon of all types will be welcomed. We already have a number of pokemon on our design advisory team, but knowing how diverse our world is, all suggestions and concerns will be taken gratefully.

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>>9853251
>Desmond gives a slight chuckle.
Magically shit but it was like a religious experience going there. Even Almian hotels don't get close enough. I need my pilgrimage to the shittiest hotel ever, Hilbs.
It's where I belong. Can't sleep in anything comfy.
>Desmond pushes Hilbert down, putting an arm around him.
Come on you sack of shit, let's get some sleep.

>>9853400
So forgive me if I'm not the most receptive to corporate interests. I know you guys love profit, so how are you planning to profit from this?

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>>9853404
... was that an underhanded insult towards my couch's comfy-ness?
>He chuckles and prods Desmond's side, cuddling close and wrapping his arms around his midsection shortly afterwards.
Hmmmm... too bad I'm used to night shift. Guess I'll just watch you sleep or whatever. Some creepy ass shit like that.

>>9853463
>>9853463
A good question! First of all, I won't lie. The various members of the I-RAUD Coalition are intersted in profit. However long term prosperity for our members and our customers is impossible without a long-term plan to capture oportunity for everyone.

With the human population booming and increasing numbers of pokemon looking to join urban society, we are on the verge of a housing and development crises. Without a major shift in how we as a people (and by people I mean humans and pokemon, we're all part of society after all) handle city and town building, we will have a resource and ecological problem that makes previous ecological 'disasters' mere bumps in the road.

Obviously disasters are no good for anyone, not for profit, not for wellbeing, most certainly not for the long-term survival of society. That's why I-RAUD exists, to solve the problem with innovation, technology, and long-term cooperative rather than short-term cut-throat profiteering.

By developing the technologies needed for mega-structure engineering, we hope to reduce the foot print of cities by internalizing the entire urban ecosystem (farming, energy, and everything else) into our arcologies.

So to answer the question, we plan on making money by creating the new future of city building, and we hope we can get support from everyone so we can develop arcologies that can meet the needs of everyone within and without.

>>9853652
>give whip

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>>9853676

>>9855090
FAT
A
T

best bug?

>>9856771
Yes we get it Slash. You want to hug and fug bugs.

>>9856771
One that can ovi.

>>9852109
>he doesn't want to turn a slut into a pure wife

>>9857747
> He doesn't want to be forced into the cuckshed by his poor choices in wives.

>>9857783
>implying i wouldn't teach her the values or mutual love between a human and pokemon
I could mary either her or the humanophilia serperior
Good times in /par/ i miss that snek

>>9853676
Anyone from Catalyst know much about these guys?

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>>9858062
This is the first time I have ever heard of this group. Why?

>>9858073
I dunno... I've never been trusting of big business and enviromental-friendly talk.

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>>9858085
I see. That's an understandable sentiment.
I don't have much to do today, so I'll look into them later and come back with what I find, anon.

>>9858140
>poke grass type human

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>bones whenever someone shit talks jiji in thread

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>>9858597
>The lettuce reflexively flinches and shifts away from the anon
Please don't touch me.

>>9858140
(If you want, roll for information. The more specific the search, the easier it'll be)

>>9858725
(I'm going to be kinda busy today, hence I said he'd do it later. I'll roll for it once I have enough time available for plot - don't wanna get dragged off and leave someone waiting)

Should i sterilize my Glaceon?

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>>9858836
... why?

>>9858836
Definately, make sure to spade and neuter your pokemon.

>>9858836
Did you ask them first?

>>9858881
That kind of defeats the point

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>>9853854
>Either the room's previous inhabitants or a maid has left a whip behind
>There's only one responsible thing to be done here.... Tie Des' hands to the headboard

Hey PAR?
My neighbor's Growlithe would not shut the fuck up, and, uh,

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>>9858991
uuuuuuhhhh

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>>9858991
... did you kill your neighbor's Growlithe.

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>>9858694
gib foods
>roll to not poke grass human

>>9858991
You did what?

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>>9858979
>Desmond struggles against the whip, still half asleep.
Well, you got this place on the board for shttiness. This is only the second time I've woken up tied up.
Better go to script.
>Roll to put Hilbert's head in a leg lock.

>>9858991
A dick is not a dog mute

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>>9859024
... okay. Here.
>N leans back, grabbing an apple off of his desk and tossing it to the Scolipede

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>>9859057
yes.
>roll to resist urge to poke human
>curl into a ball
>roll out the door, down the stairs, and into the nearest lake

>>9859036
>Gives Desmond a foot-operated bolt cutter

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Where are all the strong human trainers?

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>>9859133
Trainers? None here. Plenty of beef steaks though. No clue what a human is either.

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>>9859036
>Hilbert freezes up for a second or two before donning a shit eating grin, patting Desmond's thigh
C-choke me, Daddy~

>>9859133
Right now? Acerola is hanging out with the hex maniac, N, Desmond, Hilbert, and that detective dude that was gonna fight Anabel are all in Unova, and idk where Annie and Sun are.

>>9859133
Either being strong and independents needing no Pokemon or forcing themselves into some pokemos by brute force

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>>9859182
I don't eat beef!

>>9859188
>>9859206
Well alright. If there are any strong humans I'm waiting.

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>>9859188
Unova! I think Mina and that Unova Elite Four chick are Annie's neighbors, too!

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>>9859225
Kinda helps if we know where you are.

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>>9859187
Up to the third or so spot, very nice. Your wish is my command.
>Choke the nerd.

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>>9859225
Feast your eyes

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>>9859247
Hoenn!!

>>9859261
That looks unhealthy.

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>>9859225
Why not try finding that human psychic that's been posting here lately and beating her up? She seems pretty strong, and no one cares about crazy people anyways so you'll probably get away with it too.

>>9859299
i care for her

>>9859322
Consensual rape to show your affection
Thats my advice

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>>9859322
You do? How sweet, two dysfunctional idiots in love. Sooo sweet.

If you actually care about it though, you might want to prove it. No one was protected by a nobody.

>>9859390
Fuck cats.

>>9859428
a cat is fine too

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>>9859248
>As expected, the next sound he makes is a choking one. This was definitely not how he expected his morning to go - time to add this to his list of "bad spurt of the moment ideas". Unable to effectively sass, Hilbert's reaction is restricted to freezing up, nails digging into Desmond's thigh.

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>>9859428
Maybe, but you'll need to convince me you're worth my time.

>>9859370
>consensual rape
i don't think that means what you think it means
>>9859390
but sadly i don't know where she went
i'm not a stalker, i don't know where a person is 24/7

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>>9859440
Next time don't tie me up. Ow, fuck.
>Desmond keeps his legs firmly locked around Hilbert's head, struggling against the whip.
>Rolling for if he can get loose, probably going to need two evens unless he rolls dubs.

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>>9859473
I wasn't implying you were a stalker. I doubt anyone could be interested in that tangled ball of batshit enough for that. I meant, tell us who you are. Who is her protective admirer?

>>9859288
>Throw gun at bug

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>>9859299
I mean I g-

>>9859544
>Thing.
>Megahorn it.

>>9859519
i-i can't
i am too embarased to do that

>>9859182
>>9859299
>>9859390
>>9859465
>>9859519

I really don't like this meowth. Where is payday?

>>9858653
>Nah bonus is just a clingy bitchboy

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Hey, can you guys quit stealing my hoops to throw shit at random people?
Thanks.

>>9859576
>every bitch needs their pimp, and that is jiji for bones

>>9859607
>I hope bones becomes sterilized and gets his balls stomped out

>>9859570
Consider me an economic downturn.

>>9859630
>i hope bones gets hes butt plowed by jiji

>>9859593
No.

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>>9859570
I assume you mean me.
I just got up.
>Gib coin
>Just one

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>>9859657
I was wondering when you were going to show up. Did I finally drag you out?

>>9859643
>I hope he gets diagnosed with gigantism and dies

>>9859675
>that is oddly specific

(Are we going to RP or shitpost about some random people on the internet.)

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>Blue bugger goes off to get some levels.
>Rollin' for training.

>>9859759
(Why not both?)

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>>9859673
No? I slept through my alarm.
What do you want.

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>>9859513
>There's not really much he can do in response aside from continuing to dig
his nails into Des' thigh and nod.
>The whip is tied to be kinky not to keep him tied up indefinitely, how the fuck did you fail to get out of that? That knot is intentionally made to be easy to break, get your shit together Des.
>Hilbert makes his best attempt at a sigh and tries to shift closer, reaching up for the knot on the whip

>>9859759
(why not rp as random people on the internet)

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>>9859784
What do I want? Nothing much, just think of me as a fan of your work.

>>9859692
>he doesn't know how tall bones is leading to the possibility of him having gigantism

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>>9859808
Oh, uh.
Neato.
I guess.

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>>9859797
>Desmond chuckles a bit, letting Hilbet go.
How was that? First time in a head lock?
Now undo me or I'm not going to take you out on any dates.

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>>9859808
>>9859848

This wasn't the way I was expecting this to turn out... But it's cute. Thanks for thinking I'm strong though I guess... Unless you wanted me to be angry, then sorry? You didn't really say anything untrue about me...

>>9859828
>isn't he like 6"9' or something like that, and jiji is smol
>small dom x big sub a best

>>9859904
it would be best if you saw as compliment
you being happy is nice

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>>9859904
Huh... Not sure how I should feel about people taking insults... Legitimately as a compliment.

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>>9859911
>Jiji is 6', not that small dude
>Me x Gladi is the size diff couple
>>9859870
No, there were a few times in high school. First time someone's locked their legs around my neck with choking intent though.
>He reaches forward, tugging on one end of the whip and watching the entire knot come undone
Of all the things I've done without thinking that's probably the shittiest of them.
>Hilbert chuckles and sighs, rubbing his throat
So... what's the plans for today, Des?

>>9860036
>i guess, you are really smol skitts
>but bones still is tall as fuck

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>>9859989
Y-you really are a fan aren't you.. Ehehe, that's... weird. I guess the meowth was right, madness is magnetic.

>>9860027
Please don't take it badly. I'm sure someone else would have been very hurt by it!

>>9860106
w-what is wrong with that?
maybe i am being too clingy and annoying, if i am i apologize

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>>9860036
Well I'm glad I'm the first one.
>Desmond chuckles as he pulls himself free.
Well, I like you enough to not murder you, probably. Guess we gotta check out your leads?

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>>9860106
Did you just...reassure someone that insulted you?
You're a strange one, to say the least.

>>9860131
She didn't say clingy or annoying, don't doubt yourself so much.

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Humans are weird.

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>>9860131
Not really, just a bit new to me! I-i don't know if I'm really good to be a fan of though, I d-don't really have any T-shirts or novelty bobbleheads like other celebrities... And I'm not a celebrity. Oh jeez, I hope I'm not letting you down, it's bad to let down your fans isn't it. I'll try harder really! Maybe once I get this new job I can look into getting some real paraphernalia, that'd make you happier right?

>>9860210
Oh, Hi! I uh... I'm not in trouble for using one of the consoles am I? I guess I should have asked.

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>>9860226
Aren't they?
Hey I think my partner or I could give you a good fight. Interested?

>>9860210
Did you get murdered yet, 77?