JOI/JOE Thread #40! (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, A

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Looks like the thread hit the bump limit a few hours ago. No biggie. We'll be back in action later today anyway.

Have some content from last thread.

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>>9843685
>>9843667
Another version, if you so please.

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>>9843708

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>>9843722

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>>9843737

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>>9843813

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>>9843822

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>>9843875

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requesting some story with this
like being lucky to find the mythical unicorn

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>>9843889

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>>9843899
As always, more captions from last thread and beyond can be found on the booru.

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Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.

Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...

Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember

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>>9844104
You'd think you'd remember the name by now.

>>9843912
the text is really fucking small, you could have made the pic taller to accommodate it.

Does anyone have any of these directed towards women?

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can i have some incest mom/son story with this ??

>>9845224
Don't expand to fit within the thread, open it in a new window.

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>>9845558

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>>9845574

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requesting some lesbian incest mom/ daughter
shes will
http://witch.wikia.com/wiki/Wilhelmina_%22Will%22_Vandom
and her mom susan
http://witch.wikia.com/wiki/Wilhelmina_%22Will%22_Vandom

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Aquamarine femdom/reverse rape caption please :b

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>>9843667
Requesting some Goatmom/Goatson incest
Toriel called Asriel into the kitchen, and when Asriel gets there, he sees his mother nude and kneeling on the floor.
She tells Asriel that since he has been so good, he deserves a reward.
The reward being that Asriel gets to fuck his own mother.
Maybe put some foot stuff somewhere in there, maybe not, it's up to you.

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>>9845622
my bad,
that image is just selfcest, thats not he mother
also fucked up the mom link
still can work for some mom/daughter

this is will mom
http://witch.wikia.com/wiki/Susan_Vandom

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We need more of this sexy beast, because she's hot and has a few already.

Requesting some JOI, you can make up your own story for it but if you want an idea I can toss one out there for you, can go with something like: You're hanging out at a local farm when you notice this naked slut sitting on a fence, she lets you know that being naked around here is totally cool and notices your growing erection, encourages you to whip it out and fap to her fat butthole and sexy feet, ideally cumming on her feet as well.

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Simple request: your kitsune girlfriend has gone into heat and is now babycrazy and begging for a cream filling. I'd like it if there's ample description given to how she'll grow and change during the pregnancy, and wanting to end up barefoot and pregnant with you.

posting discussed Ankha pic from deh discord
>reddit won't let me upload
HAVE A LINK
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23807070/

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>>9843667
>>9843708
I'm lazy
Can someone replace the picture with the hairy version here?

>>9845736
seconded. also discussed femdommy impreg

>>9845736
my nignog

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also amethyst gif

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>>9843722
love this

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Requesting a caption for this picture

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de-buffs and status effects are a bitch

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>>9843667
SOMEBODY WRITE SOMETHING FOR THIS

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Requesting the Orc's and young man's interaction at the pitstop. The young man being bashful and amazed at the orcs body, and the orc enticing the young man to feel him up or more. a bit of musk mention and pec/gut worship would be great too.

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Requesting Meiko forcing herself on you and making you knock her up.

>>9851675
Horsefuckers may leave anytime.

>>9851634
>that file name

booty bump

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And Im leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!!
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Requesting someone posting this text into pic related as a caption, or expanding on it so that she is being fucked

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>>9857168
>tfw you unironically get a ragin' 'rection everytime this is posted

I like the 'showing a virgin a pair of breasts' angle. Maybe the text could be comedic in places since i normally laugh rather than fap

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A cazador using her toxins to paralyze a man and having her way with him

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>>9857168
>>9857221

>>9857482
Nice, thanks for that

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>>9857464
>Cazadors
Seriously fuck those things in the base game. Old World Blues and Lonesome Road best DLC just for giving you better poison removal.

>>9857482
Fucking hilarious

>>9849500
Seconding this.

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This is a repost, but I wanna see Asuka being a tease and having that turned around on her when the guy takes her seriously and whips it out, but in the end it just turns her on.

>>9849500
Thirding this

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>>9857482
uncensored edit pls

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Any progress on this request?

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Requesting these two fighting over who gets to breed first. Plezu.

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>>9849816
I got you

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Pony's thoughts as she's getting face fucked.

does toe booru have duplicate detection? i want to go through the archives and upload everything because i know stuff is missing but i don't want to flood the booru with duplicates.

>>9861856
it does dont worry

>>9844104
Someone did this already.

>>9851675
Fuck off

>>9852043
I swear to god, whoever keeps fucking requesting this just stop. Or else I will find you and skin you alive. No one wants this, no one. So just stop.

Eliza when?

>>9860314
Thank you

>>9862309
It's not to my taste either but that seems like a strong response.
I mean it's what.. some light fat fetish and gay? Is that what bara is?
For /trash/ though that's sexual intercourse in the missionary position through a hole in the sheets for the sole purpose of procreation while overseen by three priests and a rabbi. Which in turn is somewhat ironically incredibly lewd.

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/r/ a caption of this shark girl wanting to use your dick as a dildo to do squats on, to see if you can make her cum before you do. Unfortunately, you don't, but at the end, she tells you "Good effort, though. Be back tomorrow!"

>>9857168
Post the Australian accent version too please
That one gets me harder and I don't know why

>>9861276
I'd like this one.

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Something with this would be nice please

>>9862229
If i remember it was a joke caption. So i don't think it counts (not the same guy)

>>9862309
What is making you this upset? How autistic do you need to be to type that sentence?

>Thread for requesting porn captions
>someone post request for porn a caption
>"REEEE OMG AHHHH!!!!"

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requesting some sexy Freedom Planet gals ;3

>>9851634
reposting this. common monsters with de-buffs and status effects tend to be annoying like zubat from pokemon

>>9861276
Yes, how much does she love your cum?

>>9867669
Never really got into these characters, but those are some juicy titties. Seconding this

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you ask out the hottest girl in school and they not only reveal that they are a guy, but also that it's an all boys schools so all the hot chicks you like are dudes too. good news is that they all love taking it up the ass so if you dont mind being gay, they dont either

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how about some Canyon from AT?

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>>9869768
another pic if first one isn't great
>even though all Canyon is great
(you could edit finn out if you want)

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blue diamond titties please?

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Momdom is my jive and i need more captions of it.

>>9869639
Traps are fine but miss me with that dumb ass anime school bullshit

>>9843912
Who ever made props to you, I'm not into undertale porn or shark girls, but great read nonetheless, keep up the great work.

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>>9859720
easy peasy

http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2135290
Panty's just asking for a JOI caption, can someone please fill my urges?~

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Something about a na'vi amazon testing your strength

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Playful femdom JOI caption plz

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Something or another about how Waiter Lycanroc wants to "service" you?

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Next part when?

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Next part for this when?

>>9857464
we do need more reverse rape type j.o.e's
fuggin love those with a nice impreg hint/want at the end

>>9873907
That's not what hot racks means
and it can easily be 3 to a rack, because its highly likely that spaceships will operate much like submarines with 18 hour days where you sleep for 6 hours, work for 6 hours, and stand watch for 6 hours

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>>9874371

>>9852043
Fucking gross.

Autism

>>9877015
Memes

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>>9874386
We need more wifes on heat

>>9862309
Go be autistic somewhere else. I get enough "REEEEE I SPEAK FOR THE THREAD REEEEEEEE" from the rest of the site, you nigger.

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>>9875208
I wonder if there might be a female's POV edit, sometime in the future.

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Here's a JOE idea I've had for a while since I knew smug Wendy was a thing. Fair warning that this caption has an emphasis on cum-eating, if that's not your kink.

>>9875195
What's the difference between standing watch and working?

>>9885755
watch is basically standing there and occasionally going on patrols to keep an eye on things to make sure that all conditions are normal, and writing things down in a logbook, including regularly writing down that all conditions are in fact normal if absolutely nothing is going on

working involves repairing, cleaning, maintenance, training, etc

and the 6 hours of sleep isn't so much sleep as it is off-time
where you still have to shower, eat, study to earn your watch qualifications and make the next rate, etc

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I'm gonna request some ass-related Marcy JOI

>>9886038
Wait wait wait, so a third of the crew is just standing around? Then a third is working? What happens if there's no work to do?

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>>9869639
Seconding

>>9884397
Anyone have the second Rikki caption?

>>9884759
That's not my kink, but I absolutely want to see more smug Wendy in these things.

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>>9869639
3rding and my react is better >>9889151

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hmm how about something playful with Selkie?

>>9869639
The concept makes no fucking sense. How would there be girls if it is an All-Boys school. If there were, it wouldn't be All-Boys.

>>9892323
the guy didnt know and the "girls" are traps

>>9873674
I fully support this

Anybody else hyped for avatar 2?

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>>9843667

Boop

>>9890873
Yes please

>>9862309
I want this though

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Requesting Hinata jerk off encouragement on her tits <3

>>9894009
Could have sworn I was wearing pants a second ago.

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>>9894009
Hah, I think this might be the oldest reposted content of mine so far.

Happy to see it again.

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Princess Carolyn gets me going just right, so if this gets any ideas going I'd appreciate

>>9892506
I'd the guy fucking retarded?

>>9895887
who doesn't want a mommy they can put their dick in

>>9898076
Exactly

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Requesting something with ol' cowtits here.

each day we get closer to the arceus JOI delivery

>>9895920
dense as a harem anime protagonist

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>>9890101

>>9892566
awesome incest
nothing like motherly love

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>>9892323

>>9901870
Source my dude?

>>9901870
>>9902453
Nvm, found it.
And actually didn't like it all, but of a bummer.

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requesting some incest sis/bro

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or requesting some mom/son

>>9875208
That's just a shit joke, I mean the real next part.

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>>9903419
That's still several months you know.

Fap

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Something about the hijab and those thighs are driving me crazy
Maybe some kind of racemixing?

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Requesting a bit of femdom and weight gain on this
If anyone can

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A mother gives a man a teasing handjob while her daughter looks on. She wants her to be just as good as mommy is one day. Some anal fingering is okay if you're okay with it.

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Requesting Gardevoir asking her trainer if he likes her new panties and telling him how much she's played with herself in them while thinking of him.

>>9900580
or as retarded as a liberal calling a conservative a nazi despite them being the ones forcing opinions and acting like nazis.

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both of your gardevoirs competing for who gets to be your cocksleeve of the night, the other being a cuck waiting their turn
advertise their assets, the male being meek and sensitive, the female being bold and lewd

>>9873200
Thank you

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requesting chicken butt

>>9907406
seconding this picture.
maybe white teacher with muslim student?

>>9849500
Quadding this, also bump

fap

>>9852043
Seconding this, not enough solid gay stuff (outside of "it's a girl with a penis") in this thread.

>>9894300
No you don't anon, you're just sexually confused.

>>9910684
Seconding this

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>>9914318

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>>9916320

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>sequel never

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>>9918001
one day anon

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Can someone do one for this? Something with them competing over you, with a focus on their asses and anal.

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Still requesting this
Some /SS/ with incest

Your Big sister cosplays as Satsuki for a convention
She's showing it off for you before going and notices that you really like it..a little bit too much in fact as she sees the swelling in your pants.
There's still some time before the convention so she decides to have some fun with you.
She sits down on the bed and removes her panties and wants you to take out your virgin shota cock and fuck her anal only.
Also while fucking her tight asshole she instructs you to finger her wet pussy.
And she calls you a very lewd boy for getting so aroused by your own sister.

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Tonight's batch.
r8/h8/apprici8/mastub8

As always, any constructive criticism is appreciated. I crave feedback...

>>9922279
is that one of the tremors creatures ??

>>9922601
Sandworm from Dune

>>9920602
Still supporting this

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we need one with this

I rest easy tonight knowing that when I awake in the morning, I have become that much closer to the day of the delivery of the arceus JOI.

I wish my upcoming sweet dreams upon everyone.

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Requesting young inexperienced girl with crush on older guy. The girl confesses her love for him, and the guy, not taking her seriously, brushes it off as nothing, breaking her heart. This leads to the actual scene when resorts to forcing him to take her virginity at gunpoint to prove she truly loves him. At first it is a bit tense, but once the sex starts she loses sight of what she was doing and just savors the moment. She should refer to him as Onii-chan, or a similar title that doesn't imply blood relation, it's up to the writer. I'd rather they just know each other somehow but are close enough to be practically family.

And wipe my ass while you're at it.

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>>9924102
nutted to the prompt alone

>>9922291
UNF

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orisa from overwatch :0

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>>9925848

>>9925864
elves shouldnt be that muscular and big boobed

>>9925492
>>9910055
>>9907406
Seconded

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Requesting this, a little surprised it hasn't been done yet.

>>9918001
The sequel was already posted somewhere on the old threads, if you want it you'll have to look in the archives

>>9926256
Looks hot.

>>9926256
>>9929148
I concur. They're hot as hell.

>>9922270
>that fucking crowbot shirt
Makes it literally impossible to fap

>>9926256
I love how one is shy about it

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Can I get a funny?
Daffy helping bugs during mating season.

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>>9930125

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>>9930125

>>9891643
+1

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Requesting a caption of Red getting hypnotized by hypno and making Red his sex slave.

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Can anyone caption this please

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>>9920602
idk if it's any good

>>9930125
>during mating season
Hunting season.

>>9931819
mating season

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>>9910055
more gardevoir pls

>>9930125
>human dick because artist has no idea what a rabbit dick looks like

rofl

>>9932483
its probably because its an antho rabbit and animal dick usually is nasty af

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>>9931202
I found this one on google.

>>9932483
artists only know how to draw human, dog and horse dicks

>>9930125
Fuck off before I fucking strangle you.

>>9930125
See, on the one hand, I'd like to be angry that this picture exists, and that it was suggested as a joke.
On the other, it would be really damned funny.

>>9922270
I fapped to it

>>9930125
Has to be written with his lisp.

>>9932768
Sounding pretty tough, big guy. You know you're not allowed on this site before you're 18, right?

>>9925985
And your abortion shouldn't have failed but hey....IT HAPPENS

>>9927673
Can't someone just fucking post?

>>9925985
What are you, gay?

>>9901728
Does anyone have the original image?

>>9936215
Nah he is just another botched abortion

>>9902587
>>9902629
Please

>>9929225
That's Tom Servo you dumb dumb

>>9925864
noice

>>9931849
Hunting season

>>9931378
I mean it's pretty short and bare bones.

>>9936589
it's crow, you dip

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Haruhi is now able to make people cum on command. She likes the different faces people make when they cum in their pants (or panties in Mikurus case)

>>9929225
Would you mind explaining that to me? I honestly have no idea who or what that is, and google gives me nothing for just "crowbot."
I thought the shirt looked funny, but I couldn't place the logo so I didn't bother looking into it.

>>9933535
Thanks for the feedback, it's this kind of thing that makes it worthwhile for me.

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Miss Harshwhinny, while teaching summer school, responds to your crude doodle on the board by forcing you to stay after class. She then decides the best course of action is to give you a lesson in anatomy by a hands-on comparison between the drawing and her own body. Recognizing your gifted ability in the field, she eventually recommends advanced studies involving intercourse and reproduction.

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can somebody write a blood elf surrendering to a human, demanding to be fucked, and then being bred by said human?

>>9942589
>>9942616
Seconding both of these. Impregnation is top tier fetish.

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>>9942616
>>9942589
>>9932179
>>9926256
>>9924102
>>9920287
>>9908058
>>9907406
>>9902629
>>9902587
>>9894512
>>9891643
>>9886314
>>9873713
>>9867669
>>9860207
>>9845353
I DEMAND THESE REQUESTS BE MADE

DO AS I COMMAND

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>>9942935
>leaving out half the best ones
Literally what.
>>9931218
>>9926256
>>9923462
>>9910684
>>9867669
>>9848262

PLEASE DO THESE AS WELL!

>>9942398
I'm down for more futa action in the future maybe with maids?

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>>9943286
He just quoted half the ones you listed. Check thyself.

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>>9942398
>I honestly have no idea who or what that is
>Never watched MST3K
MFW

>>9944638
Ah. Not that I recognize it now, but I thought it was some furry artist or something, a la Crowjob.

>>9936589
look at the dude, i didn't even notice the tom servo shirt on the dickgirl though even though it's more obvious.
>>9942398
it's some stupid thing from the 90s that was funny and is now on life support because people can't let go

>>9860207
thirding this because of mismagius

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i'd love a futa on female caption
A futa is bullying the girl/reader calling her names and telling the girl how she has a huge fetish for knocking up innocent school girls like her
telling her if she doesn't take her panties off right now
she will get the other girls to come in and rip them off of her and stuff her other holes full of big futa cock while she shoots a huge load into the girls womb to make sure she gets nice and pregnant

>>9937839
Mating season

>>9922279
Isn't this technically snuff, given that too much water kills sandworms. I mean, normally even a whole human body worth of water wouldn't hurt one, but given the relative proportions to make this scenario work...

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>>9853443
oh my god please

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>>9907406
please

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>>9848262
please

>>9947975
>>9948009
>>9948269
If you keep wasting posts the thread will die quickly.

>>9947757
No... How are you getting that idea?
>I might HATE water
>know where YOU can find some
>I know YOU need it
She needs to keep up alive, and we need water, ergo she'll lead us to water.

>>9947109
Fuck why is this so hot?

>>9947403
Hunting season

>>9950667
>>9947403
>>9937839
>>9931849
>>9931819

staph

Autism

Where is our writer?

Man I miss /d/ and /aco/ captions. At least we actually MADE captions

>>9950667
Hunting season.

>>9952668
You're gonna have to be a little more specific than that...

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we need more of them gay captions

>>9955167
mating season

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Any drawfags here?
Anyone thought about doing the whole JOI thing in the opposite direction, someone makes a text and requests a picture for it

btw requesting something for this, no preference

>>9954152
Not past tense, /d/ still makes captions, we just have a limited time after they're posted before nazimod deletes the thread and gives a warning/24hr ban to everyone who posted in it.

>>9942616
somebody do this one

>>9953590
this pic had so much potential

I'm curious, are the writers here furries, or just good at writing captions for stuff they don't like?

Is the writer who wrote the Eliza ship thing still around?

>>9968411
/trash/ is the only board furries can post in, so it all flows down to here. If the writers don''t like it, then they can go to the other porn boards.

>>9960815
It's tickled my fancy, I'll be honest.

>>9968411
I'm a furry by definition I guess. I definitely do enjoy the porn.

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You have made a deal with a devil to "fuck a hot bitches ass for eternity" and you can... Provided you're ok with that bitch being a shemale and being called a faggot for eternity. The devil's in the details

save

>>9968940
not anymore. Some dick fucker mod keeps attacking joi and caption threads on all the other boards.

>>9922270
mind if i add this to the booru? do you have a folder with your captions somewhere?

>>9972914
It's on the booru already. We've got a kind soul that takes care of that kind of thing for us since we (or at least, just me) always forget to.
Besides on my computer? Not really... I can put a list together for you if you'd like though.

>>9971563
I thought that shit was /d/ only, explains why the others don't get much activity though.

>>9972914
Here ya go buddy:
https://pastebin.com/eFzdZZqe

All the stuff I've done myself, or helped work on thus far.

>>9843667
>>9843708
>Both about knocking her up
>All I can do is focus on her cute butthole


i'm hopeless

>>9981135
make that bitch shit a baby

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Posting a request for 40K

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>>9986970
>Incest

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Requesting something for this

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>>9969412
if some saint writes this, please her talking vulgar

>>9843667
does anybody have a guide for how to make these?

>>9989268
Talk about umf unh uhhh licking the fuck oh yes.

>>9989268
>>9990786

And don't forget the word "OH FFSDKFC SDFI= CUMMING!!!!!" in the final part.

>>9988440
Fuck damn
And the image is fucking hot as well
Would prefer some action tought
Nice work

>>9947109
Bump

>>9947109
>>9950615
>>9992636
samefag

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>>9992636
>>9994059
>>9995808

POST CONTENT AT LEAST

geez...

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>>9969412
>>9989237
>>9956034
>>9947109
>>9932523
>>9931202
>>9931218
>>9930125
>>9923462
>>9922270
>>9901870
>>9889151
>>9890873
>>9894011
>>9869639
>>9867610
>>9863040
>>9879454
>>9894300
>>9852043
>>9850720
>>9843889
here you go. i hope that you like having all of your requests done at the same time.
>>9997328
mkid is best monster.

>>9998921
um, is there supposed to be a link to the captions in this post? because the phrase "here you go" generally means that the mentioned posts are done and presented

>>9999350
the captions are in my image. i did all of their requests.

>>9996662
bump was me but the other one wasn't

>>9999350
That's probably the same autistic fuck that got /d/ captions moved here

>>9998921
>>9999369
do you have nothing better to do on trash
thats kinda impressive

>>9999464
hot

I recognize this isn't /r/ but is a friendly anon who speaks moonrune willing to do some MS paint translations of a small series of pics?

>>9922270
Wonderful. Dickgirls bottoming is best!

Does anyone know what happened to the "guy finds a vixen in his barn" joi and it's followup? Can't find it on the booru.

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>>9852043
First time captioner here. I decided to fill this one on a whim because I'd seen it pop up in a few threads and wanted some more gay content. I'm open to comments and criticism for how I could improve, but I don't think I'm ready to be a regular contributor yet. I'm more used to writing greens, so I wrote a fragment of one as a preface to this JOI. I wound up cutting it from the image itself because it felt weird hybridizing greentext format with JOI format, but I included it below just in case anyone wants it.

>You're at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere, making a quick trip to the restroom before the next bus comes when a shirtless orc trundles in, drops his pants, and hefts out the meatiest cock you've ever seen.
>As he stands there, cock in hand, you can't help but take the moment to appreciate the rare sight before you with almost rapturous vigor. Your eyes ravenously dart across every exposed contour of the orc's body as you seek to burn his image into your memory from front to back and top to bottom.
>Everything about the orc standing before you is massive compared to a human's body. Your eyes move up from his pendulous penis and swollen balls to the dense trail of fuzz which coats the green expanse of his belly, through the crevice between his mountainous pecs and lingering only briefly on his fat nipples, across his unflinchingly masculine face, exposed tusks, caterpillar eyebrows, broad shoulders, traps so thick you can barely make out his neck...
>Your cock begins to throb in your shorts before you even begin your descent down his muscular back, down his gargantuan arms, voluptuous bubble-butt and tree-trunk thighs. You've just about finished your circle when a voice as rugged and gravelly as the winding road outside shakes you from your reverie.

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>>10004820
These?

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>>10005063

>>10002356
i am only making the thread better by completing all of these at once.
>>10005032
i already did that >>9998921

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>>9986970

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That is my request.
In rainbow comic fucking sans font.

>>9843722
we need more trashy student girls begging for your dick when they finish school.

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>>10005792
yes.

>>10005911
ah yes this is the first piece i found to have a taste in rule34 with storys to ad depth with my wank
for those how don't knw bout 1800
step into muh office
https://exhentai.org/g/988955/8ca1fed5d2/

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First time making a caption. Did I do good, or does it belong in /trash/ for a reason?

>>10007398
>>10007398
>>10007398
Is that an Arceus caption I see? (spoilers: it's not done yet)

New thread.