ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What's your favo

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>>9834816
Ghost.

>>9834816
Not fairy

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>>9834816
The Psychic Type! But Fire is pretty cool, too!

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>>9834816
Ice types duh.

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>>9835128

>>9835128
Needs more inflation, less fat

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Necromancy!
>>9834816
Ghosts, duh.

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>>9834816
It's actually Dark. Haha, so surprising, Fire isn't Alain's favorite type.

>>9834816
doggo

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>>9834816
well
saying dark and steel would be cheating

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>>9836562
... bwark?

>>9836650
steel and bug?

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>>9836853
YES?

>>9837236
>pet bugge

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>>9836853
...
maybe dragon and ground

>>9837341
D'aaw, you really want to commit to someone don't you?

>>9837341
guess ill take her for myself

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>>9837313
>That's probably gonna burn, but the bug looks so happy to be receiving attention.
>Keep petting?

>>9837421
>Y
>pet bugge

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>>9837386
well
C wanted me to move on, i doubt that she wanted me to keep sulking and being depressed
>>9837385
>blush

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>>9837440
>The bug beep and chatters happily, the plating flaring out and exposing vents and lights. Steam escapes from the vents.
>Continuing to pet will result in second degree burns, continue?

>>9837445
(I won't lie I still miss C)

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>>9837590
(me too)

(bump)

>>9837547
>Y
>pet bugge
>>9837590
(well it seems like theyre back along with a heracross)

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>>9838260
ANONYMOUS HUMAN, YOU ARE CAUSING PERMANENT DAMAGE TO YOUR HANDS. PLEASE STOP.
>Despite this the bug makes a peeping sound similar to a newly hatched chick, leaning against anon's hand

>>9838260
(How can you tell it's them anon?)

>>9838829
(I'm fucking obsessed with him that's how)

>>9838609
This is why cybernetic hands are superior to fleshy hands. They can provide maximum pets to superior bugs.

>>9837590
(Who is C?)

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>>9839044
(A crime fighting Scizor)
>>9839026
CYBERNETIC HANDS?
>The robotic cockroach stares down at the hand
WHERE DID YOU ACQUIRE IT?

>>9839097
The mining outfit paid for it when I lost my hand in a pokemon handling accident. Nothing fancy, but it has a high heat tolerance if I turn down the sensitivity.

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>>9839119
HAND DEXTERITY: LESS THAN A BOLOGICAL HAND: CORRECT?
MAINTENANCE: GREATER THAN A BIOLOGICAL HAND: CORRECT?

hey PAR what do you do when your brother is about to go do some stupid shit?

>>9839228
About the same, but I need to hook it up to my computer every day to run a diagnostic on it. But other than that nah, it's pretty much just a regular hand. Haven't tried playing piano or stuff with it though.

Also have to charge it, bu that's easy as disconnecting from the mount and plugging it in.

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>>9839272
Kill him.

>>9839272
What do you mean by stupid shit?

>>9839272
Use dream eater on him

>>9836691
Doggo is cute!!
Doggo is for kissus!

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>>9839272
Talk him out of it, kidnap him, or follow him to make sure he doesn't kill himself.
... not that I have a brother, but that's probably what I'd do if Tobias got stoned and tried something stupid.

>>9839284
(Please don't bring your shitty cyberpunk into this thread)

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>>9839284
(Finally got a response and opinions from the other GMs on the matter of cybernetics - We kinda try to keep the non canon technology roughly equivalent with what we have IRL, would it be a problem to kinda downgrade to a modern cybernetic limb? I don't think anyone will really mind if it's a test model that's slightly better than what we have irl, we just don't want cybernetics to become super common or anything, would kinda make it stop feeling like Pokémon)
INQUIRY: INFO ON THE HANDLING ACCIDENT

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>>9839298
Kissu???
What a kissu???
Don't know a kissu???

>>9839428
( Wasn't aware this was a super srs rp. Sorry)

>>9839466
You put your mouth to someone elses!

>>9839511
eeeeeew!

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>>9839511
... like a bite???

>>9839286
>>9839294
>>9839297
>>9839299
He's taking one of my pokemon and going to try and catch someone.
Uh. If a crime is done and my ID comes up on the ball am I going to jail?

>>9839610
Yes! But you use your tongue instead of your teeth!

>>9839714
Yes, unless you report it stolen, in which case he'll be charged with pokemon theft (Or pokenapping if you're town is really progressive.)

>>9839610
It's like preening, but on the lips really gently.

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>>9839714
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
Either report it stolen or deal with potential crime charges, I guess.

>>9839610
Ask one of the grunts you were borking about the other day to demonstrate.

>>9835066
This guy knows where it's at. Mundys are lamers. Pyrokinetics are pretty ok though.

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>>9839736
... a lick???
>>9839790
What's a lip??
>>9839813
Okay!!
Ask Jack or Frankie!!
Or N and Gladion!!

>>9839813
GRUNTS ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL

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>>9839821
Um... what do you mean by "mundys"...?

>>9839826
A lip is the immediate area around the mouth that seals when you close your mouth. For some creatures it's soft and plushy, for others it's flat.

>>9839826
You lick peoples tongue!! Or Mouth!!
>>9839845
i wanna stick my fork into sun

>>9839845
... You know, the unawakened, those that haven't embraced supernatural talent, through either magic or psionics.

The lamers of the human race, etc.

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>>9839879
Okay...
Um...
It kinda sounds like you're um...
Too serious about that...?
>>9839872
A fork...?
That sounds like it'd hurt though!

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>>9839872
Oh!!!
That thing!!
The grooming thing!!
Submissive thingy!!
Lick muzzle!!
>>9839861
Is beak a lip??

>>9839777
>>9839807
Fuck me I just got a promotion to an overseer position in Slateport too.
>Rolling for a value that will come up later.

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>>9839989
Think you can talk him out of it?

>>9839929
Don't worry Sun, it won't hurt!
I'll be gentle.

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>>9840037
I don't wanna be stabbed with a fork!
I'm pretty sure it would still hurt!

>>9840183
You're so cute for a boy

>>9840221
You are way cuter anon.

>>9840252
Thanks! But sun is cutest! I love him and I wanna kiss him!

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I am so happy about yesterday
Everything went well
And he is such a cute guy

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>>9840221
I... um...
Thanks?
I'm not sure what me being a boy has to do with it, but thanks!

>>9840318
B-but I love you more! I've always wanted to be with you since the begging!

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I'm gonna kms. thanks for the memories PAR!

>>9840350
>gives anon immortality
(Pls don't do it irl)

>>9840331
Hope everything works out. You wanting to commit to someone is cuter though.
>>9840350
Don't do it doggo. People still love ya!
(OOC- You have no reason to, don't do it. I'm sure people care about you dude.)

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>>9840350
... you wanna talk about it?
>>9840331
Do you also wanna talk about it?

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>>9840372
thank you, i guess my i'm not as tough on the inside as i look on the outside
>>9840384
well
yesterday i had a date with i guy i met, like i said he was cute, he was a bit shy, but that just made him cuter

>>9840549
I've seen those battle replays from gyms. You do your best don't worry. You have other strengths though. Like niceness and natural intimidation.

>>9840028
They uh said they uh
oh god
FUCK FUCK
PAR HE TOOK MY DAD'S KEY STONE AND THE SHIT IT WAS LAID IN WHAT DO
IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW PLEASE HELP
>Rolling for a secret value, hope for odds on this.

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>>9840549
Pretty sure he was intimidated by you. He probably won't show up again.

I guess that's normal for a sharp-edged freak like you though.

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>>9840635
... do you need help?
If you don't want to call the police a friend and I could always help.
>>9840549
That's nice to hear, what was he like?

>>9840755
Said the cat that hits people for fun.

>>9840332
Sun, have you ever kissed someone before?

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>>9840812
That ain't me-owth.

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>>9840614
i'm not big of battling so i don't really care much for that
>>9840755
i doubt that was the case, he called me cute too
and he put his arm around my shoulder, it was a sign that he was not scared of me
>>9840757
he is a flygon, green, has those cute goggle things on his eyes

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>>9840832
Yeah, my first kiss was Black!

>>9840969
BLACKED

>>9840969
How'd it feel?

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>>9840998
I don't get it...?
>>9841021
Um... it was pretty nice?
Better than my other kisses, anyway!
I think we were watching some oldie French movie?

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>>9840969

>>9841081
I wish I could kiss you, and how was the movie?

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>>9840845
Given how jinxed the lives of your lovers are, if he doesn't leave of his own accord, he will by the reaper's. Shame you have such bad luck, I guess you're just cursed.

>>9840839
I'm clearly just the you that says the truth.

>>9839979
Yup. Just be careful not to pierce the lips of others when you kiss them. Beaks are good at that.

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>>9841200
nothing bad will happen to him, i'm sure of that

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>>9841146
Okay...?
>>9841175
Hahaha um...
Maybe some day anon, I just don't really know you right now...
Um... I didn't really get what was going on in the movie?
I had fun watching it with him and hanging out with him, it just wasn't really my kind of movie!

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>>9841282
Desire isn't certainty, Ma Cherie

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>>9841371
yeah
and how are you so certain something will happen to him?
it was just some unfortunate coincidences

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>>9841460
If belief in unfortunate coincidences calms your conscience, don't let me stop you~

>>9841460
>roll to uncurse wife

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>>9841539

>>9841460
>roll to make wife's curse stronger
>inb4 this gets dubs or something

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>>9841571
> Implying a curse as strong as hers would bend to the rules of dice

This is advanced cursing...

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>>9841525
i mean, nothing bad happened to C
i just haven't seen her in a while
>>9841571
>>9841539
(i guess it is just the right ammount of curse)

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>>9841600
NEXT LEVEL HEXES

>>9841600
>dubs
the curse is so powerful that controls the dicegods

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Which pokemon has the best butt?

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>>9841625
I uh... You're really nice. I'm sure even if you are cursed you'll have no problems finding someone. Not that I'm saying you are cursed, you're probably not but like, just if you were, I just wanted to say you're still cool... Not that you wouldn't be cool without a curse either. I mean, independent of any curse or lack-thereof you're really cool... I'm sorry for running off last time we met when you fixed my gloves, I'm not very good at face to face stuff...

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>>9841722
charzard

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>>9841722
Me-owth

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>>9841722
magnemite

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>>9841722
Magmar!

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>>9841790
thanks tock
and it's alright you don't have to worry about that
at least i know that you are happy with the gloves

>>9841722
her>>9841924

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>>9841722
COLRESS

>>9842000
Wait, Colress is a pokemon?

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>>9840366
>dubs
>y
>>9840372
>you have no reason too
>but i do
>>9840384
Not really. I went outside to jump off a cliff but stepped on a graveler and it broke my leg. Hurts pretty bad! Going to hit up a pokemoncenter i guess.

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>>9842171
Do you want any company...?

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>>9842138
DATA INCONCLUSIVE.
COLRESS HAS AN EVOLUTIONARY LINE AND MULTIPLE FORMS, BUT HAS RESISTED ATTEMPTS AT CAPTURE VIA POKEBALL.

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>>9842171
DO A BACK FLIP

>>9842268
Here I thought he was the leader of Team Plasma

(I wish I was a genesect, then I too could get cybernetic enhancements)

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>Bug: Arrive in Unova?
>Equip dex.
Is Slateport Unova?

>>9842435
yup

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>>9842413
>>9842413
ok

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>>9842207
No need to waste time on a knight!
>>9842269
I might do a couple.

>>9842435
No?

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>>9842318
COLRESS IS ONE OF THE THREE HEADS OF CATALYST.
THE OTHER ARE A FRENCH FRY AND A LETTUCE.

(Me too anon, me too.)

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>>9842435
Nooo. Nope. That's Hoenn.

Fuck I gotta hangover from hell. Call it, how much stupid shit am I gonna see when I check my drunk damage later?

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>>9842413
>>9842479
Uhhh...
>>9842470
>>9842524
Which is it?
>>9842597
Oh. The fashion here is weird.
A lot?

>>9842567
Hey, I heard there was a porygon around selling bootleg Genesect drivers. Any clue if they are good or not? There's a Poison drive I'm interested in buying...

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>>9842628
That's because it's Hoenn. Everything about Hoenn is weird.
Uh...
>He whips out his phone and checks the messages
>Last two numbers are how many texts drunk texts he sent Des

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>>9842704
(Not sure if you knew or not but there's only six Genesect in existence and they all belong to Colress, with exception of like... one or two. I'm not sure how the Porygon would even know they're called Genesect, let alone have a drive.)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
IT IS CLEARLY BULLSHIT.

>>9842710
(That first "texts" should be in there, what the hell)

>>9842778
(*Shouldn't be, just fuck me up fampai.)

>>9842763
(Not the anon that posted earlier, but the Internet is a strange and magical place. And corporate espionage is always fun)

>>9842704
I've never heard of a genesect, but I'm always up for interesting data. Any way I can get in contact with that porygon?

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>>9842704
>>9842817
Genewhat? Are you sure you didn't get some Hoenniese crap?

>>9842817
(Em, fucking quit it.)

>>9842865
He's probably talking about parasects

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>>9842817
(Having everyone know about the Units and making more Genesects and Drives would be kinda like everyone knowing about Type: Nulls and making more of those and Mewtwo.)
(It doesn't really make sense for everyone to know about them and would be hella fucking unbalanced if we allowed people to randomly get them, while also not making sense.)
(I could go on and on about this, but i would really prefer if people just didn't randomly have knowledge that no one else has on them - Colress hasn't even made a Poison Drive yet and Unit One doesn't even know that his species is called Genesect.)
>>9842865
I THINK HE IS DEFECTIVE

>>9842865
>throw sun at

>>9841790
Hey cutie, just wanted to let you know that even if you did disappear you'll never be anything more than TR property. Really, you should stop hanging out with mundys. It's not good for you.

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>>9843032
>>9842865
>Alright
>Sun is thrown at the nerd, I guess.
>Let's hope nothing is broken - Sun isn't exactly tall or heavy so probably not, but who knows
"Um.... hi?"

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>>9842958
Man people are dumb.
>>9843003
Agreed.
>>9843032
Uh-
>>9843094
"That's one way to get test subjects, I guess. Hello."

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>>9843083
I WILL DROWN YOU IN MUKS UNTIL YOUR SKIN IS BURNT AWAY, THEN DUMP YOU IN A TUB OF BLEACH.

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>>9843003
>Beep.
>"Unit One, please return to base."

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>>9843127
"W-wait... test subject?!"
>The champion goes wide eyed in terror, quickly backpedaling until his back meets a wall
"I don't wanna get dissected!"

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>>9843193
"You're still alive it would be vivisection. Aren't you the champion from Alola? How did you get here anyway?"

>>9843228
(Fling has become the newest mode of long-distance transportation now.)

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>>9843171
>"OKAY COLRESS"
>A mere thirty seconds after being recalled the bug sticks his head through the lab door, several smushed Oran berries falling off of his head and onto the ground
"HELLO COLRESS"

>>9843158
not him but that is pretty hot

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>>9843228
>Sun pauses in his panic, eyebrows furrowing as he takes in the room.
"Um.... I don't know where he is but.... I probably got dumped her by an Ultra Beast! That happens a lot..."
>A few seconds pass before he realizes he missed a question, the champ stumbling over his words in haste
"...yes! I'm Sun, Alola's first champion!"

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>>9843272
"...Did you fly through a tree, One?"
>The science nerd gets up and walks over to the bugbot.
"I'm going to need you on the table, can you do that?"

>>9843158
Brutal.

>>9843158
This is why psychic humans should be banned from civilized society.

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>>9843294
I... What? No, I mean... Thank you? I.... I really don't like him, he makes me so angry, I didn't mean to be erotic. I'm really uncomfortable now, have I been flirting with him the entire time?

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>>9843246
(I'm fine with whatever explanation.)
>>9843316
>The room is Clemont's room, several posters of electric type pokemon line the walls, along with maps on magnetic waves and such.
"Ultra Beast? I heard that Poni Island has a fantastic electromagnetic force, is this true? And what about the Z Crystals?"

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>>9843329
"NO. I REMEMBERED THAT I HAVEN'T EATEN IN A WHILE AND WORRIED FOR MY -"
>His voice cuts out, replaced with static for the entire time it takes him to crawl onto the table.
"- AM I GOING TO DIE?"

>>9843380
probably not
it was the muk part that was hot for me

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>>9843408
"You can't die, One. I just need to tune you up a bit. You're going to have difficulty moving in a few moments."
>The robotic movement system is turned off as Colress opens the plating and checks the wiring.

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>>9843428
Oh. Good. I was worried there. I never ever want, and absolutely opposite of desire, to make anything akin towards courting that... Insufferable spoon-bending blood-boiling LYING CONNIVING BACKSTABBING EXPLOITATIVE ZERO-EXCUSES-FOR-EXISTING WORTHLESS ASSEMBLY OF SOULLESS FLESHY BITS AND PIECES THAT WILL ONLY EVER GIVE ME SATISFACTION WHEN ITS ENTIRETY IS ASH IN THE WIND!

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>>9843387
>He's almost overwhelmed by the questions, having to rely on his fingers to keep track of them as they're asked and answered
"Um... uh... Ultra Beasts are alternate dimension teleporting monsters.... I um... I don't know anything about electricity stuffs and..."
>Sun holds up his wrist, tapping the Z-ring and its accompanying crystals
"I think Z crystals channel the power of the Tapus to power up moves...?"

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>>9843506
>>9843387
>Squeek?

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>>9843489
>The lights underneath the plating glow and blink a bright red. His chassis is as warm as ever, coolant and fans working steadily to cool of the hot bug. A single beep is directed at Colress
"COLRESS COLRESS, DID YOU SEE MY NOTES?"

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>>9843528
"Good morning, Mozzarella. Slept well?"
>>9843506
>Pairing the really straightforward science nerd with the ADHD kid, genius idea.
>Clemont takes a few notes, watching Sun.
"The Tapus are...? Gods? Legendaries?"

>>9843634
> That hadrcore cannon expansion fetish
(U-unf)

>>9843495
well
he doesn't sound like i nice guy i guess

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>>9843634
"Yes, One, I saw your notes. You've been doing a fantastic job of gathering data."
>Colress gets to fixing the few severed connections.
"How have you been feeling the last few days, One?"

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>>9843656
>The rattata nods brightly, a big smile on his face. Again, assuming there's a translator nearby to allow Clemont and Sun to translate the squeeks...
"Yep. Best sleep I've had in a long time."

I believe I and my assorted compatriots are being stalked by a fairly dangerous aquatic being of divine association.

What do?

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What does PAR think of traps?

>>9843797
I'd suggest getting an electric type friend!

>>9843811
There like gays in denial
Wait sorry
Those are the people who fap to them

>>9843797
Die.

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>>9843656
>The best idea
>He thumbs the Decidium as he thinks over the answer, worrying his lip
"Uh... yes? I think there bo-"
>>9843528
>>9843770
>The sentence is forgotten, Sun's head whipping around to stare at the source of the squeak
"... oh! It's just a Kanto Rattata!"
>An awkward laugh fills the gap as Sun rubs at the back of his neck
"You kinda scared me, Alola Rattata are mean!"

>>9843797
COCK

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>>9843797
How strong is he?

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>>9843811
I have stepped on several of them.

>>9843821
I had one. He vanished.

>>9843839
I am actively trying to avoid that.

>>9843862
Damn. Is it that obvious?

>>9843868
Capable of flooding the entire planet.

>>9843797
Befriend a Zapdos

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>>9843764
"I HAVE BEEN ALRIGHT! THE LUMIOSE COLRESS WAS NICE, I BELIEVE I WILL THROW A POKEBALL NEXT TIME"

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>>9843886
of course it was
i was there

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>>9843886
Hm... Get me a mega stone, key thingy and I'll beat him for you.

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>>9843821
why are you like this?

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>>9843833
Well, no use denying it. I'm a gay slut for Braixen.

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>>9843907
>Colress nearly drops his tools into Unit One.
"...The Lumoise Colress?"

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>>9843811
Traps are very dangerous! it is best to take heed in such situation to avoid injury.

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>>9843894
...Kidnapping is like befriending, right?

>>9843928
Yes. Yes you were. Hm.

>>9843940
Where would I find such a thing? And do you care if it's... pre-owned? Frankly, I don't even care of the damn thing dies. I just want it to give me a straight answer instead of leveling implicit death threats.

>>9843976
>flip gun

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>>9843751
He's not. He's absolutely the worst. I would rather bed with the very essence of distortion than share the same atmosphere with him. He told me all I would have to worry about was headaches, maybe some voices. I HATE HIM, HATE HIM, HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM!

> The message trails on into a babble of dysfunctional english, generally focused around Tock's disdain for the smug supernatural supremacist.

>>9844023
If you think you can kidnap a Zapdos go for it.

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>>9843978

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>>9843976
Are you the seaweed thing's friend?
>>9844023
I'd wager Kalos? I don't really mind if its pre-owned.

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>>9844023
>Fish: become the upside down fish
..Hi al.

>>9844058
I guess.
Have you seen any eels?

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>>9843982
"YES! IT WAS IN MY NOTES!"
>ACTION: SEND KALOSCOLRESS.JPG TO COLRESS
"I THINK THIS COLRESS IS YOUNGER. SHOULD I CATCH THE ALOLAN COLRESS TOO?"

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>>9843811
Punch them, eh!

>>9844023
Castelia heh, maybe.

>>9844070
>flip fishgun turnways

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>Silkball (wurmple) is very slowly hopping around, somewhere in slateport
>He hasn't gotten far from where Ian left him

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>>9844035

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>>9844071
"Ah, that's Clemont. Please don't throw any pokeballs at him. I'm sure he won't be thrilled about that. We're going to do your head next."
>Colress opens up the head cap, checking the electronics inside.
>Last number for how long until it's all tuned up.

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>>9844047
...On second thought, one angry legendary is enough.

>>9844058
Lovely.

>>9844070
>pet saddest gun
Good afternoon.

>>9844080
Castelia? Closer than Kalos. Nicer besides. I heard there's some freak there obsessed with barnacles. Absolutely uncouth.

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>>9844070
Uhhhh, nope. I'll tell you if I see any.
>>9844091
>Weird new thing, not from Johto.
>Poke it.
"Are you some kind of egg?"
>>9844178
Lovely!

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>>9844023
indeed
>>9844080
hey gask

Hey /par/ what do you do when you almost kill a pokemon?

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>>9844080
>Fishtol: engage G mode
hi gask.

>>9844178
If you say so.
Have you talked to the grass human on the internet?
He's nice.

>>9844232
okay.
Thank youuu.

>>9844286
Finish the job

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>>9844168
"... IS IT A COLRESSLING OR NOT?"
>Unit One tries very hard to ignore the activity in his head, instead focusing on waving around his antennae. As is normal for him, the first thing he does is poke Colress' face with them
"COFFEE."

>>9844286
Fix it

www.strawpoll.me/13165950

Probably the most important question since pokerights.

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>>9844316
"...No. It isn't."
>Colress sticks his tongue out at the antennae, focusing on the task at hand.
"Very astute, do you know what I ate today? I'll give you a hint, it's extremely low in carbs."

>>9844035
welp
i hope you never meet him again

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>>9844286
Save it! it is the right thing to do.

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>>9844232
Lovely indeed. I'll be in touch. Unless there was something more you wanted to discuss? I assume a free keystone will work as payment.

>>9844281
Veritably.

>>9844312
...You mean N? I think once.

>>9844286
I know a butcher in Kanto who can take it off your hands for you.

>>9844286
Walk up to it, take it to a cliff, put it on the edge, and then yell "DO A FLIP FAGGET"

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>>9844411
so did kyogre lay off your back now?

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>>9844411
.......!

>>9844411
That won't be necessary
>>9844390
>>9844340
Well the pokemon in question is hopefully fine now but it's still bothering me for some reason.

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>>9844411
>>9844456

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>>9844378
"YOU HAVE EATEN..."
>The antenna boops him on the tongue lightly before retracting again.
"... NOTHING. OR GELATIN."

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>>9844091
>Ian: show up
"You found a way to get around?"

>>9844511
and here it is
how are you doing big guy

>>9844035
Why are human psychic-types so much more prone to Instability compared to us pokemon?

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>>9844456
Doubtful. He said he may have something for me. Likely either some kind of suicidal quest, or a trap. Probably a combination of the two.

>>9844489
...Are you here to kill me too? You'll have to get in line. Kyogre, the IP, and half of Almia all have ascending priority.

>>9844509
Very well.

>>9844511
...I can now confirm that Kyogre has definitely not laid off yet.

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>>9844312
WAIT!
What's an eel?
>>9844411
Sounds good to me, lettuceman.
>>9844536
>Watch human.

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>>9844178
Kalos sucks, heh.

>>9844281
Hello, hehehehe.

>>9844312
Hello you too, eh.

>>9844555
(whoops, missed two rip)
>>9844561
Fantastic.

>>9844573
Indeed.

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>>9844555
I am in no mood for questing right now, eh.

>>9844489
>>9844511
...why.

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>>9844411
I don't remember if he said his name but maybe?
We talked about stuff and he likes tympole and stuff.
He's a nice human.

>>9844561
..Uh.
An eelektross!
They're like, squiggly floaty fish that have a big silly mouths.
And they can zap stuff.

>>9844511
..Hello?

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>>9844513
"Nothing, you got me."
>The head cap is replaced, Colress turning the moving parts back on.
"You're okay to move now, feeling better?"

>>9844555
well he seems to not like you
>>9844573
heh,
>hugs the gask
today seems to be an alright day
>>9844542
(by the way that is supposed to be nirie, for some reason it won't open the images folder)
-nirie

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>>9844542
Tired.
>>9844555
Hello, Al.
>>9844614
Heh.
>>9844621
You seek the eel, correct?

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>>9844536
>Nod
>He shakes and shudders for a minute, then, using every muscle available, hops forward a inch
Mmmmpphh...

>>9844561
>Very weak hop

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>>9843847
"They're mean...? ...I guess I don't wanna go to Alola, then."

(Did Clemont poof?)

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>>9844614
No, I doubt anyone is.

>>9844621
Hm. Noted.
>update to the All-Knowing Notepad

>>9844651
You don't say. Shocking.

>>9844677
Good afternoon.
>Fug internally
>No, not that one.

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>>9844677
Yes?
Do you know where Zibel is???

>>9844754
He's friends with a big dragon that flies with it's butt too.

>>9844677
maybe go rest up a little
it must be tiring following us around all the time
>>9844754
well, guess, maybe say you're sorry?

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>>9844651
>Hug the goo
>Become one with the goo
I am the bigger guy, heh.

>>9844677
Heh, yes.
What do you want, eh?

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>>9844621
Well! I'll tell you if I see it.
Thanks!
>>9844699
Are you lost? You want me to beat that human up?
>Pick up silkball.

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>>9844754
You've been behaving well? I'm sure he would enjoy seeing you again if you haven't.
Or maybe he wouldn't. You've changed.
>>9844833
Not really. I can look into it if you're so interested.
>>9844840
I would if I could.
>>9844897
You tell me.

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>>9844699
>Pick up the buggo
"Easy now"

>>9844561
"Hey, a new friend of the buggo here?"

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>>9844915
>Shakes horizontally, indicating "no"

>>9844932
>Ends up held by both
...Mmmph.
>Wiggles

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>>9844833
I... that is not in my notes.

>>9844840
My pride will simply not allow such a thing.

>>9844928
I don't exactly have a choice but to behave, though you remain endearingly cryptic. My personal relationships are not a matter of your concern.

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>>9844915
Thank yooou!

>>9844928
I am.
I really really really am.
please.

>>9844993
I think he said its name was Zekrom?..

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PAR, can you help me commit a murder?
I tried looking it up online, but I got no results!

>>9845027
Just burn everything down!

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>>9844932
I don't think so.

>>9844980
Well, alright.

>>9845022
No problem, fish friend.

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>>9844928
Can you then look into it, heh, but away from here, eh?

>>9844993
Heh, personal.

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>>9844915
>>9845086
>Realize the silk buggo is now picked up by both you and the stronk buggo
"I'm helping him evolve... what is your name?"

>>9844980
>Look into his eyes
"Soon"

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>>9844993
Maybe if you play your hand in the open I'll pull my favor to Gigi and get you him back.
Oh, my memory is garbage, what's his name? The Feraligatr.
>>9845022
It will be done.
>>9845263
You'll be fish food with that attitude.

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>>9845086
>Happy, inquiring squeak

>>9845316
Mmmmppph!
>Happy vibrating

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>>9844928
well
what do you want to do, then?
>>9844993
of course
so do you think you did?
>>9844897
yeah, you are
you are my big guy

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>>9845316
Cross! Can you get me a key stone thing?
>>9845359
Cross, you?

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>>9845022
>add Zekrom's anal flight abilities (?????!?!) to the notes
I see.

>>9845027
...
>seahorses don't have teeth
>despite this, he is audibly grinding something
You're three weeks late, my apologies.
...Unless of course you're trying to murder an unambiguously evil person. In which case I'm sure everyone-
>squint at the Doom Whale
-would agree protecting others takes precedent over legality.

>>9845263
Not that kind of personal. Go molest your sapient nucleus.

>>9845343
>you ever heard the noise a baked ham in a woodchipper makes?
>he made that noise
>and a face to match

>>9845362
Did what? Behave? I've been doing nothing but sitting in my office working for three weeks.

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>>9845044
Well, if the cops ask..please dont say it was me!

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>>9845343
Thank you so much!
You're cool!
Way cooler than everyone else.
they haven't even thought about looking for him.

>>9845421
Yeah.
It sounded silly but he does have a big thing on his butt.

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>>9845362
Closer, eh...

>>9845343
>Looking at Kyogre, speechless
>>9845421
>Then to Alcock
>>9845343
>Then back to Kyogre
...why do you do this, eh?

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>>9845536
>hugs the gask
closer...
>>9845343
>>9845421
>look at both confused
al...

>>9845027
Once you kill someone dispose of their body by burning like>>9845044
Said, or acid. Dismemberment also works but I would recommend disposing the pieces in different far apart locations. Use a rain coat for easy cleaning.

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>>9845359
"We should be leaving to train soon"
>Saki the Shuppet pops in, and takes her rightful place as a hat

>>9845393
"Sorry, they are bloody expensive"

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>>9845421
Well if you don't remind me he'll never come back to spit in your face.
How sad.
>>9845502
I doubt they care.
>>9845536
Perhaps I'll dig your trainer out of wherever he is and have him come find you.

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>>9845583
>Nods

>>9845393
>Affirmative nod
Mmmmph.
>Looks to Ian for help telling his name

>>9845449
Burning is the best way to clean things! good luck there.

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>>9845583
If I tag along will you get me one?
(If you'd rather keep it a duo you can tell him to shoo, I don't mind, Cross probably won't join his team forever or anything.)

>>9845609
...Do you not got one?

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>>9845536
>404 Kelp not found

>>9845567
>504 Bad Gateway Exception

>>9845585
>He's either very angry, about to cry, or having a massive stroke
>possibly all three

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>>9845585
that isa bit rude of you
>>9845669
a-al are you okay?

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>>9845585
I..
...probably not.

>>9845669
..Al?

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>>9845567
>You can feel the terror in Gask's words and mind
>Mixed in with anger
"Closer..."

>>9845502
"We don't even know where he is...eh"

>>9845585
"Eh. don't speak for us, eh"
"And I'm not going back to him, heh"

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>>9845754
>notices the anger in gask's voice
>gets really close and hugs him
>sends him mentally "don't retaliate, that is what he wants"
>smooches the gask to calm him down

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>>9845669
I only speak the truth. The truth hurts.
>>9845739
(Sorry I keep missing your posts, mate.)
I suppose so?
>>9845752
I suppose it's in my interest to care. You should wipe Alcock's tears up before they rust the metal on your boat.
>>9845754
You're cute. I wonder what Nirie really thinks of you.
I have to be off, don't forget to swab the deck.

>Kyogre sinks into the water.

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>>9845609
"Lets get moving, same place as yesterday?"

>>9845657
"Maybe, I don't know, Cross"
"Maybe you will get closer, I doubt you will find one in this place"
>Checking the dex for if his application has got any replies
(Feel free to tag along, Ian has been pretty much wandering all over the place depending on how shit is his economy, currently trying to bum a ticket to Unova)

>>9845836
for a water type you deal the burns thick
holy shit

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>>9845739
>>9845752
>Cock Status: Apparently catatonic
>Cockatonic, if you will
>For the first time in almost 20 years, the dickass dragalge has actually shut up.
...

>>9845836
>watch whale decend
>Dragon Pulse a hole in the nearest object not attached to the ship
>We're docked last I checked, yeah?
>Cool, the dock is getting a fuckhuge hole put in it.

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>>9845754
That's not stopping him!
Or the beetle person online who doesn't even know us.

>>9845836
Uhm.. okay.
Bye big fish guy!
good luck.

>>9845927
..uhm.
>Fish: splet a bit away from the angery seaweed

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>>9845657
>Nods
M-mmm'mph mmph mph...
Mmmph mmm mph!

>>9845872
>Nods, enthusiastically
Mmmpph!

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>>9844629
"YES COLRESS! THE ERROR MESSAGES HAVE STOPPED!"
>The antennae spend a few more seconds waving in Colress' face
"LETS GET FOOD"

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>>9845812
>"DESTROYKYOGREDESTROYKYOGREDESTROYKYOGRE"
>Gask is trying really hard at not screaming at the big fish

>>9845836
>Angry glare

>>9845927
"...boss"

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>>9845836
(it's fine)
>stare at the kyogre in disbelief to what he said
>now nirie is pissed too
>but he tries to contain the psychic angery
>>9845927
al...

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>>9845872
"Why don't we go to Kalos?"
(That's good, thanks friendo.)
>>9845969
Ehhh, I'm not much into cuteness. I've been training to get strong enough to fight whole teams on my own.

>>9846034
>>9846029
(welp forgot you)
>nirie is also really angry
>he hugs gask tightly to contain himself

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>>9845965
>>9846029
>>9846034
...
>thump
>[Dragalge Fainted!]