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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread

[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First gays”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of a Dr.Pepper you want to use as a tribute in a Hungry Gays simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host fiddles and puts your tribute in a fight to the life with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people Arrpee as their main avatars (or “faggots”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
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>>9833698
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
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I could quit HG and nobody would ever notice I left
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>>9833698
bump it pls
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>>9833698
>>9833661
Please use this image.
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>>9833665
But I don't have stats. I can get stronger by training but... I... I don't have stats. Nor I have a speed Quirk.
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>>9833698
Swap me out for that Urotsuki girl, but make her buy some of my food.
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>>9833698
>>9833691
>>9833686
>>9833637
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>>9833718
Post this with your ava.
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>>9833698
>Yeah swap the crusader image with this one.
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>>9833718
I would
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>>9833695
Is that you daddy?
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>>9833724
>Maria is finally growing up.

Nice
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>>9833718
Same could be said about most here.
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>>9833698
I'm ready to begin when you are
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>>9833698
Miss. Please use this picture instead of the one I originally had. I am Kosaku Kawajiri.
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>>9833727
As long as I don't have to read those "burns" on your Twitter, I'll buy whatever I need to.
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UH Give me more people so I can pump
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>>9833698
Get on with it.
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>>9833698
>>9833724
Yeah ignore that again, please.
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>>9833596
>>9833745
There's an odd, brief twitch from Uso, though it's hard to tell if it was from anger or acknowledgement.
It totally does not! You can't just go jamming in the words and lines from a whole other song in to another! Just what're you thinking?
>>9833631
>>9833730
>She lets out a brief yelp at the blow, before looking back with that same smile on her face.
Ooh, I don't think you understand here. There isn't going to be any stopping me unless I get bored, mister.
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>>9833736
That's not Maria
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>>9833736
Don't get your hopes up, it's just that swapping Maria-obsessed faggot
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Sorry to the people I was talking to, but I'm a bit too tired. Later!
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>>9833753
Miku's ass
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Even though I will not participate in this match, thank you for being our latest host. I hope all of you have a pleasant time. Farewell.


>>9833400
I do tend to care too much about things not concerning myself. I do ope you stay safe, sir. I need to return at this time. Farewell.
>>9833401
Of course, I should leave you it before I leave! My name is Sienna Contiello. You may also call me Squigly. I'm sorry but I have to leave, sir. Have a pleasant day.
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>>9833753
Doctor Polaris
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>>9833753
it up?
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>>9833753
Skull knight
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>maria is still clinging onto her dead ship with some faggot that doesn't even give a fuck about her
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>>9833764
Sleep well
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>>9833753
A Pacified Dean Ambrose
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>>9833753
A Genji that needs healing.
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>>9833746
Of course not, no you'll have to read the ones I make here.
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>>9833777
why do u care
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>>9833783
>>9833753
Wait a minute, you ain't pumping shit in me buddy.
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>>9833753
Skeleton slayer Havel
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>>9833777
trips confirm
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>>9833760
>A transparent blade lands forcefully in front of you, you notice the Crusader hasn't moved
Or you die.....
>>9833768
Farewell
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>>9833760
>Kosaku mentally sighs from relief, glad that she hadn't noticed. "That matter's over and done with. Now, to argue about my taste with a child... Yoshikage Kira, you truly have gone down a horrible road. Is this where you're at now? No dignity."
I think that I had sung it relatively well. I don't know just why you're upset at it. 「Killer Queen Bites The Dust」 isn't a bad lyric at all. Doesn't it fit well with the pronoun changes?
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>>9833795
I care because she actively spergs out at anybody who wants to pick up harusame as an avatar, all because of a dead ship with some faggot who will never return
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>>9833787
>heals
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>>9833798
I'm a certified doctor

TWO MORE I"M PRETTY SURE
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>>9833753
Horse pussy
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>>9833820
Tsuyu
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>>9833820
Tropius
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>>9833815
>Vert not returning

Give it time.
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>>9833815
Why does it matter to you?
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>>9833830
Shut up Vert
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breaking bad writers room

“okay. no matter what we do, people seem to see walt as a good guy. what can we do to fix this”

“how about… walt threatens to eat a baby”

“and?”

“and he does it…”

“at a chuck e. cheese”

“during a child’s birthday”

months later, on a breaking bad fan forum

centaurfan5501 said: “can’t believe skyler wouldn’t let walt eat that baby during a birthday at the chuck e. cheese”

mustardhomecrafter said: “yeah what the fuck is her problem”
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I'm literally making this harder on myself for you all
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>>9833837
why does somebody avaing a dead avatar matter to her?
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>>9833818
>Genji ults and dashes into 5 enemies dying almost immediately whilst spamming for healing.
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>>9833830
Don't you get my hopes up
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>>9833839
Not him but if you'd like I'll give you another guess.
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>>9833732
>>9833851
If it isnt too much to ask
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>>9833860
thanks for reminding me, it's done
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>>9833851
You really did, but hey, you are a good kid.
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>>9833866
Many thanks.
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>>9833866
>that thigh gap
woah nigga is she soft and wet?
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I also did the ivan redo on for his picture
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>>9833851
>>9833724
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>>9833820
Well that inspires a lot of confidence. I should have just stayed at home for my birthday huh.
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>>9833852
I don't know. Try asking her? But from where I am, your obsessing over her dead ship is more cringing than her not letting go.
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>>9833889
i'm not the one who spergs out about it
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>>9833885
Shhh...
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>>9833885
Kek
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>>9833886
Well I would of had to make a house call at that point 63123
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>>9833894
That's what you're currently doing, retard
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>>9833882
Thanks lad, I appreciate it
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>>9833856
>does just that to spite you
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>>9833906
>he thinks this is sperging
lmao
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>>9833851
Let's make this night a fun one~.

>>9833791
I'm starting to wonder why I come here again..
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>>9833909
Cuck Haru from Ash
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>>9833912
Obsessed shitposting is sperging out, just because you're too autistic to see it doesn't mean the rest of us are
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>>9833901
What if I ate an apple a day? Even If I don't even remember the last time I ate an apple. Can't a guy go just one day eating cake and raw sugar crystals without getting a visit?
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>>9833920
I swear on my status as a New Zealander I will kill you, I swear to god
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>meanwhile maria will go cry to vert about the deadship
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>>9833919
Because it's better than being alone, or at least better than being really rich and bored. But it's about time to close up shop and go to sleep..
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>>9833934
But Gay NTRs are hot
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>>9833805
>To say she's not concerned is an understatement. Though, she herself hasn't moved a muscle either, being perfectly still.
There's no killing me, knight. You're in my dream, not the other way around~.
>>9833812
You know it doesn't make any sense in the context of the song!
>She angrily folds her arms, the bat vanishing from her hands as she does so. It ruins the whole effect of it when you do.
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>>9833931
Then there wouldn't be a point, of the visits.

You'll need to eat right and too much sweets will make you fat and out of shape if you're not careful Mister Wrestler
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>>9833943
Just because they are for you doesn't fuckin mean they are for me lad
Especially if the ship doesn't make any sense whatsoever in the first place
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>>9833949
You are truly insane aren't you. This is reality, and if you will be brought before god.
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>>9833923
this is sperging out http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9486741/#9486939
but you're just going to deny it as an anon, aren't you maria?
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>>9833940
If it cuts, I can use it. It's not a bad weapon at all, huh?

>>9833966
She is, yeah.

>>9833949
Wow... trouble's a magnet for you, huh?
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>>9833940
While I would have preferred to start this off with a fight, at least I'm not worse off than normal
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"Can you back off new Harusame? I know I never touch her, but I feel a lot better when I know a dead ship still belongs to me." - maria
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>>9833968
Reminder that Bert dismantled the ship but Maria just won't let go
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>>9833940
>Upon respawning, Rubick bashes his head against a wall until he dies again. When he respawns again, Rubick lets out a content sigh.
I think I bashed out all the anger I had. I'm good. I'm good.
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>>9833949
Yes, it does. 「Killer Queen」 refers to the woman that kicked the singer out on his own. 「Bites The Dust」 refers to when the singer stands up to the woman. When you think about it, it does make sense.
>Kosaku sighs again, closing his eyes temporarily. "This is my life, now. Arguing with a child on why 「Killer Queen」 fits with the overall theme of Another One Bites The Dust. How the mighty have fallen."
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>>9833968
>they think I'm cancer for being so goddamn obsessed so they must be Maria
lol kys kid, I'm not deadship Succucuck, I'm pointing out that you're just as cringe inducing as they are
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>>9833950
I ain't ever gonna be out of shape doc, too many days spent walking and fighting and whatever the fuck else I do to ever gain some pounds.

I mean, I might die of a heart attack from all the shit I eat but that's besides the point.
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>>9833986
You missed some rage.
>they point to the bulged vein on Rubick's head.
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>entered the game but awfully tired

Help me
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>>9833973
If you're a friend of hers i'd advise taking her away, before she gets cleaved in half.
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Let me know at the end if the events are okay I might stick to this code off and on.
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>>9833995
It's okay, anon. I entered the game as well, I am tired and I died in the first slide.
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>>9833995
RP isn't mandatory y'know
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>>9833995
Listen to some energy pumping music very loudly.
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>>9833990
What if you die from a heart attack when you're in the ring? Imagine all the people seeing that limp of a corpse.
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>>9834011
Are you trying to attract Soviet?
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>>9834002
So we haven't found anyone besides each other yet. Am I the only one that feels like this is a waste of time?
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>>9834011
It'd make for a good laugh. Especially in front of the kids.
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Here I come, rougher than Knuckles
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>>9834019
Does he like strokes and buff men?
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>>9834002
>Noticing that they're faking it, she decides to kick the person instead of performing CPR.
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>>9833997
>sigh
It's not exactly friendship, but I'll try.
Believe it or not, I'm familiar with all this. Personally.
She was doing this before the game started, right?

>>9834002
This seems like the kind of hobby an older person does more than anything...
Huh? Wait, I think I found something!
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>>9833993
>Rubick presses his fingers against the pulsating vein and can feel it throbbing madly.
Oh, that I have. Excuse me.
>Rubick raises his staff and smashes it down upon his own head, repeating the action until he loses all feeling in his body. Rubick remains standing for a small moment, but eventually falls to the floor dead. Once more, he respawns.
THAT should do it. Thanks for that.
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>>9834028
No, but any sexual imagery from an anime girru is sure to attract him.
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>>9833718
same...
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>>9834038
There you go. I would have just counted to 10 to help calm down, but that works too.
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>>9834025
You're horrible that will scar the kids. Then they'll
probably sue but not like you care you'll be dead.

>>9834042
Let him come, I'm positive he's already dead
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>>9834028
h-hey, how are you
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>>9834033
Sadly, yes. And from the looks of it, you both have similar hobbies, so I'm sure you two get along.
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>>9834055
You underestimate Soviet. The faggot's thirstier than a man who was lost in the Sahara during a heat wave for ten days without water but miraculously survived
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>>9834055
He's probably asleep right now, that can be the only reason he's not all over you.
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>>9834060
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>>9833966
Not crazy. Just bored and bored and bored some more. Here, I'll show you. Just so you know before I have some proper fun with you~.
>Usotsuki drops the nailbat and pinches at her cheek, vanishing,
>She wakes up in her bed, instantly crawling out her bed. She makes a quick check on her door. Yup. Locked. And just as quickly as she got up, she crawls back in, only needing to count down from three before falling asleep.
>There's a brief, triumphant laugh near the crusader as she reappears.
>>9833973
Huh? Oh...it's you.
>A flicker of recognition crosses her face, and she shows a tiny grimace before smiling.
Trouble doesn't happen to me. I cause trouble!
>>9833988
Hmpf...I guess when you put it that way.
>Uso just allows herself to drop to the ground, her head against her knees.
And here I always assumed it was about a fancy whore or something.
>At least she seems to have gotten over herself, calming down mostly.
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>>9834073
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>>9834070
I got my mace ready

>>9834071
We live in different worlds, My better while his is a third country
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>>9834074
>You hear a faint knock on glass
What was that?
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Please hurryhur hmae up I M very tie red
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>>9834055
Yeah, exactly. Besides, it's not like the kids are gonna be scar'd forever, they'll grow up and realize they were the lucky few that got to see my dead ass body live and in person. Makes for a cool story to tell 20 years later.

>>9834085
You wave your arms to your left kid, and then your legs kinda follow them like they're connected together. I mean, they are connected together but you gotta make em wave too you know what I mean?
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>>9834105
E-excuse me?
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>>9834049
It feels good to release it all though, doesn't it? In a place where death has no consequences I feel its the best way to exercise any pent-up frustrations. Although I suppose I should fear making a habit out of it...
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>>9834098
That won't stop him, dude will travel universes for some anime puss puss.
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>>9834085
I wonder how things are going right now in the Digital World... well, I'll be back there soon, so it shouldn't be too long before I find out
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>>9834101
Read it again please.
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>>9834061
I had the feeling.... She should know she's wasting her energy.
Similar is where it ends, uh... knight guy. I may get bored... But I can handle myself until the game starts~.
>she holds her hand in the air, a chainsaw materializing in it.

>>9834074
Hey, I'm just saying. I think you're wasting your time doing it outside the matches.
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>>9834126
Boy, i read it, go along with it, it aint ready for no battle RP.
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>>9834074
>Kosaku stays wary, not even thinking of moving anywhere near her. "This is most likely a facade to throw me off guard. At least I can take pleasure in the fact that I'm right. Would it be crazy to blow her up now? No one is around, and her hands do look soft..."
Which song? Another One Bites The Dust or 「Killer Queen」? Both have meaning if you look hard enough. I assume the "fun" of chasing me has come to a halt.
>Kosaku smirks. "Oh, I shouldn't say this, but... Oh, what's the harm in doing so?"
Does that make me the second thing you haven't killed?
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>>9834110
Shitjust kil me
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>>9834126
>You know what, never mind.
>>9834129
Sounds great, I'll go sit over there.
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>>9834113
You think so?
>anon quickly draws their sword and stabs Rubick straight through the heart. They then place their foot on his chest and violently draw the sword from his heart.

Hmm, I'm not feeling it. Did I do something wrong?
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>>9834109
Maybe it'll give sales even more for the company do you want that? Money to that McMahon even Hunter would probably benefit from that.

>>9834116
Well shit is he gay?
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>>9834085
Finally got that out of the way!

>>9834145
Leaving me to handle it on my own, huh...?
That's what I get...

>>9834155
It isn't for no reason. It looks cool.
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>>9834155
No, he just really likes his waifus, Dude has problems.
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>>9834161
Uh? Oh! I thought you meant you would handle it, that was selfish of me. Yeah I got you covered.
>Transparent-ish colossal paladin shadows him
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>>9834155
When did I start collecting rocks? That's just strange
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>>9834129
Oooh, you say so, but...isn't it so much more satisfying when you do it in the method of your own choosing?
Hmm. I don't get how you keep popping up.
>>9834134
The second one, you goof. And stop saying it with that weird intonation.
>If anything she just looks disappointed.
Oh, no, don't be silly~. I spare plenty of people I find fun. Or just interesting. Or even when I'm just not in the mood too!
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>>9834155
Or the company gets into some deep shit because I went and died on live television. But honestly, that one would be more fun for me. Maybe I can do it while I'm pinning Seth, just die on his body and he has to be the one to carry my cold, limp ass out.

And speakin of dead, I ain't kissin that thing, you're on your own buddy.
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>>9834174
>she lifts her chainsaw
I mean, you ARE a knight and all, right? ...Paladin being my second guess. They're supposed to protect people or something.


>>9834181
I guess, but it's also less fun when they don't come back like mine.
What's there to get? I exist, and I'm here. Whether or not you're dreaming doesn't change the fact I'm still standing here.
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>>9834148
>Rubick's eyes widen as the anon plunges a sword through his heart, his hands gripping at the blade. As the anon rips the blade free from his chest, Rubick falls to both knees, the light fading from his eyes. A couple seconds later Rubick's back, a large smile plastered under his face that's hidden by his mask.
I suppose for some cold-blooded murder would be a way to vent their frustration, but I was more talking about venting it out on yourself. Like so.
>The sword in the anon's hand begins to tremble as he turns it on himself, as if an invisible force were making him do it. Slowly the blade draws closer to his chest as the invisible force taking hold of him drives him to push the blade towards his own chest, looking to impale him.
>it's telekenisis btw
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>>9834181
What are you talking about? What intonation? The message of 「Killer Queen」 is clear. It's about a broad, and... No, you already know that. I don't need to tell you more if you already know the full story.
>Kosaku nods, looking to the side in order to come up with a plan. "Kill her, or humor her some more? I suppose it would pain me to take a child's hands... No, I won't do it."
Then I must fall into the last category. I've nothing to me that speaks fun or interesting. Oh, but for some reason, something tells me that if I were vulnerable for a few seconds, you would kill me. You don't need to lie.
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>>9834206
Rubdick?
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>>9834201
Crusader, but whatever, and yeah, you just seemed like you're very able, my bad though. Yeah trust me i'll take most of the heat.
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>>9834201
Aww, have you run out of things to cut in to~? Well that's fine, there's more than enough here for you, and they come back!
>A sunhat pops up on top of her head.
Yeah, but how can you be in my dreams, huh? Out of everything...I know for sure you're not a native!
>>9834211
No, the way you're pronouncing the song's name! You're putting some weird emphasis on it.
>She shrugs flippantly, looking totally unconcerned.
Maybe I will, maybe I won't. It'll all depend on how I feel! Oh, don't worry, you'll come back soon enough after anyways, even if I do!
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>>9834166
Must REAAALLY want some

>>9834184
Well fine, Enough of that, We can say you're clearly delusional about your health so do what you want eating wise.
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>>9834206
>a look of horror draws over the anons face as they turn their sword upon their own self. Shrieks of pain echo as the sword slowly plunges into their chest against their own will. With tears running down their face, they plummet to the ground. Slowly, a pool of blood forms, slowly running torwards Rubick's feet.
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>>9834229
Yeah, you wont lay a hand on her, dream or not, I have God's will on my side, and you will be judged.
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>>9834212
Yes, faceless one? Is there a reason as to why you've beckoned me like that?
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>>9834231
>oh thank God I can sleep
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>>9815082
what
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>>9834231
And that's all I'll ever need doc.
So.
Uh.
On an unrelated note.
Got any pills for my stomach or somethin? I'm feelin a bit sick down there.
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>>9834239
Can you rub my dick?
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>>9834231
>Eh gg.
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>>9834238
Shush, you~. She's the only other real person here, I'm not crazy!
>>9834231
I guess you underestimate how flexible I can be!
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>>9834241
Good night

>>9834244
It's probably the crap you got before you entered. Was it a pretzel? You can have your normal prescription
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>>9834217
What's even the difference? It all seems pretty similar, right down to the weapons.
Ah well. I'm a warrior of sorts, so you're right. I've just found I don't mind the company of others.

>>9834229
Not since the arena found me.
Hmm... Well, maybe I should tell you the same thing someone else told me once.
It could be we're sharing a dream. Or... Maybe you're not dreaming at all.

>>9834231
Ooh, nice and warm.
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>>9834250
You're toying with death here, you do realize your actions have consequences right?
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>>9834235
>Rubick is utterly perplexed by the anon's reaction, as he thought he'd be able to handle his death better.
That certainly wasn't the reaction I was expecting from one who decided to plunge a sword through my heart.
>Rubick steps away from the pool of blood forming at his feet, wishing to not stain his robe.

>>9834248
I always hear talk about "next door" where they grant such ridiculous requests. Why not try there instead of bothering me?
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>>9834261
Your name is literally Rubdick
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>>9834253
Well, my birthday started 5 hours ago at 12 am, and between that and now I ate a giant bag of hot cheetos, a bucket of popcorn with too much salt, and the bottom of a tub of ice cream.

I can fit a bit more right doc?
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>>9834254
Right, she has no chance if it's the two of us.
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>>9834266
This appears to be a communication problem. My name is "Rubick," not "Rubdick." I'd say I can understand your confusion but that would then I'd be lying. I've no idea how you managed to produce the d. Are you just hearing what you want to hear?
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>>9834260
It's a dream. Nothing matters in a dream~. So there's no reason not to enjoy it!
>>9834254
A-ren-a...hmmm, that name's going in the book!
>Uso pouts, placing a hand on her hip.
And you're doing that again? There's no way it could happen!
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>>9834229
No, I am not. 「Killer Queen」. See? I am pronouncing it correctly. Or are you making fun of my accent? I know that my English isn't perfect, but making jokes on a salaryman's accent shows you have no dignity.
>Kosaku get a feeling so complicated, staring at Usotsuki with some sort of concern. "Intonation? She... She doesn't know that's how I summon 「Killer Queen」, does she?"
I know I will come back, but how I do so is entirely based on luck. You won't be able to lay a finger on me. I must sound totally insane, speaking about this to a child.
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>>9834288
You keep on believing that, it'll do you a lot of good in the long run. Welcome to reality, where one false step means death, I'll be your guide.
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>>9834268
You're not overly bloated just don't shove too much more into it. Happy birthday.
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>>9834276
I like your outlook on things.
By the way, I'm Urotsuki. Call me Uro. What's the name of this crusader I may fight alongside?

>>9834288
...You've never heard that word before? I... what?
There's no denying, either could be true you know.
How much of this have you even thought of while you were "awake" at all? Did your mind really create all of this without realizing what it was it was thinking about?
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Anyone got any drugs? Molly? Percocets?
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>still haven't been to sleep
end my suffering
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>>9834325
nah lad
i do have some pringles tho
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>>9834319
Just call me Crusader, for it's all I know. And it's a pleasure to meet you Uro.
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>>9834328
Maybe later.
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>>9834328
What flavor?
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>>9834326
Eat a snicker's Dach.

I mean, you're probably not gonna act any different after eating one, but do it anyways.

>>9834315
So you're telling me I can fit a couple of burgers and an extra large pizza in later today?
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>>9834326
Go to sleep right in this instant, Adachi-kun. You need your energy for tomorrow. Lay down and close your eyes.
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>>9834340
Pie flavor.
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Fumes got my head spinning like a tire.
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>>9834337
your loss lad, come to me whenever you need your fix
>>9834340
cheddar cheese
i know i have shit taste but that's all i have on me
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>>9834359
What the fuck's a Fugu? Can I eat that too? Oh fuck it, why not. more the merrier right?
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>>9834347
Probably, just no others after that.
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>>9834361
I usually get the munchies after a little ganja, so it'l probably be soon.
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>>9834347
I don't have any Snickers and I'm too tired to go get one.
>>9834348
...alright, Kami-sama.

Goodnight.
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>>9834261
>As Rubick turns his back, the anon returns to life with the help of the arena's power. Their sword slowly being pushed out by the healing wound. They quietly get up and slowly pick their sword up off the ground. Anon slowly enters a stance with their arms drawn over their head, clutching their swords handle tightly.

>In one quick fluid motion they bring their arms forward, tossing their sword at Rubick. The sword flies through the air, spinning end over end torwards Rubick. But due to anons anger the sword misses its intended target. Flying right by his head, it ends up hitting >>9834326 in their abdomen.
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>>9834334
..Hmh. Can do.
...It looks like I'll actually be able to talk her out of this. You weren't hoping for the fight, were you?

>>9834359
I'm only doing this for warmth... got that?
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>>9834380
Good night and sweet dreams. I'll see you tomorrow.
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>>9834300
Even I can pronounce Killer Queen properly! You're saying it almost like you're thinking of something else, too.
Whaaaatever.
>She changes the sitting position in to simply flopping on to her back, staring upwards at the heavens.
You killed my mood anyways, so it doesn't matter.
>>9834304
Gee, I can't even imagine what caused you to show up in my mind. My dreams have gotten so weird lately! You can go ahead and shoo now, I'm done playing with you~. At least all that anger was fun to mess with.
>>9834319
Oh, don't be silly, of course I have! I just never thought of calling it that!
>She harrumphs loudly.
There's no way the second one could be. And...and....
>The last bit of amusement falls from her face.
And I've got a lot of time to think to just myself. So of course it's got enough time to wander and make all of this!
>>9834359
Oooh, edgy! I like it!
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>>9834396
No, already enough bloodshed outside of here, and i got an ethical problem with killing women.
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>>9834370
Eat the last bag of waffles in the morning and go out to duncan donuts to buy a whole box of donuts in the morning too and then going out to a sushi place for lunch and then-

Wait, fuck that last one, I might throw up everything in my stomach after eating Sushi.
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>>9834406
>Plants boot in your chest and sends you flying a few feet back
Maybe that'll knock the crazy out of you, I'm done here.
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>>9834390
>Rubick immediately snaps his attention back to the anon, paying no heed to the victim of his clumsy assault. The dull green glow in Rubick's eyes intensify as the invisible force from earlier grabs hold of the anon and forces him to the floor, keeping him pinned there. It feels like a heavy hand is pressing his head down into the Earth. While this transpires, a mad grin spreads underneath the Magus' mask.
Tell me, how does the dirt taste?
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>>9834424
Are you fuckers all playing Volley ball with swords? What the hell man, at least give me a baseball bat or somethin, this is some bullshit.
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>>9834406
「Killer Queen」. I still don't know what you're talking about. Isn't that how you pronounce it? Ah, you must speak English better than I do. Killer Queen.
>Kosaku fights off a smile, trying not to think of how lucky he is. "I am the second person who she hasn't killed. やったぞ! Luck truly is on my side!"
Good. That will serve you right than to fight random strangers. At the very least, come up with a plan instead of improvising. It's almost as if you spared me just for fun.
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>>9834443
Whoah, dude, is that magic?
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>>9834415
This place hasn't taken any of your virtues, I see...

>>9834406
And that's part of the problem itself, isn't it?
I'm guessing it's been a while since you've left.
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>>9834422
Sushi would be the worst thing to add to all those sugars
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>>9834459
There aren't many left to hold on to.
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>>9834443
>with their body forced to the ground, they have trouble speaking. At first, all Rubick hears is mumbled words.

-t... -a-es l-k-... y-r... m-rs... -s-!
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>>9834453
Yes, yes it is. A rather basic form of magic but magic all the same. Have I piqued your interest?

>>9834471
>The grasp on the man loosens, allowing the anon to raise his head to speak.
Excuse me? I didn't quite get that.
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>>9834480
Yup, that's pretty rad my guy. I usually just make joints out of the pages of the bible.
>>
Give your ava a quote for each.

Battle Intro:
Victory:
Half HP:
Low HP:
Defeat:
Death:
Assist:
Taunt:
Reacting to Taunt:
Flee:
Reacting to Flee:
Tie:
Perfect Victory:
Low HP Victory:
Finishing Move:
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>>9834430
Beating up tiny little girls like me. At least you have my violent streak~.
>>9834452
Hah! Better that second time! You see, even the Americans can do a double take if you can pronounce it right.
>She looks back grins up at him.
And what if I did? The simple way is always so much more satisfying.
>>9834452
Left?
>Uso looked unamused. Now she's just scowling.
Left what?
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>>9834492
I think you might want to choose your words with a little more care. I'm fairly sure there's a crusader lurking around these parts somewhere and I don't think he'd take too kindly to that confession.
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>>9834461
I really don't like killing this way.
That said, it's effective~.

>>9834467
I had to find my own to stand for. They're a little basic compared to a knight's....
It's just to keep me from being completely bloodthirsty.

>>9834508
More of this...?
That armor is interfering with the efforts!

>>9834513
Your room? Just as a guess.
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>>9834510
Haha, how about no?
>>9834515
Pft, I don't need no messiah, me and my whole clique are pariahs, and i'm just a suicide for hire.
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>>9834510
>Battle Intro: Fuck you
>Victory: Fuck you
>Half HP: Fuck you
>Low HP: Fuck you
>Defeat: Fuck you
>Death: Fuck you
>Assist: Fuck you
>Taunt: Fuck you
>Reacting to Taunt: Fuck you
>Flee: Fuck you
>Reacting to Flee: Fuck you
>Tie: Fuck you
>Perfect Victory: Fuck you
>Low HP Victory: Fuck you
>Finishing Move: Fuck you
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>>9834510

Battle Intro:
Victory: Awawa
Half HP: Awa...
Low HP: Awa...
Defeat: Awawa...
Death: ...
Assist: awa
Taunt: Awawa
Reacting to Taunt: grr
Flee: awawa
Reacting to Flee: awawa
Tie: awa
Perfect Victory: awawa
Low HP Victory: ayy
Finishing Move: reeeeeeeee
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>>9834508
You're just gonna give me a box of donuts for free? Thank's bud, you're a real treat. Last time someone gave me a box of donuts it fucking exploded in my face, can you believe tha-

>Deano get's interrupted as the donut in his mouth detonates, exploding his face into a fine paste.
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>>9834523
Yeah,, yeah you're right, I haven't. So what?
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>>9834523
Trust me, I understand. More than you'd know.
>>9834513
I don't have the heart to put you out of your misery.
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>>9834480
>as the weight is partialy lifted, they raise their head up so the could speak clearly. Their left hand discreetly moving to the dagger at their side. Anon looks directly into Rubicks eyes and says:
It tastes like your moms ass!
>anon quickly draws the knife, and throws it into Rubick's left eye to break their concentration so anon can flee.
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>>9834513
You say that like I would even want to talk to one. Bold, brash, and always incredibly loud. Detrimental to anyone's life, much less my quiet one. Killer Queen.
>Kosaku raises an eyebrow, staring down on Usotsuki with a curious expression. "Oh? She did it on purpose? But why would she?"
Then you have a lot to learn about fighting. Oh, but what would I know? I detest fighting someone for fun, much less doing it at all. Simplicity is barbaric, if that's what you're trying to imply.
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>>9834524
Suicide for hire? There are many ways to interpret that line. Are you actively seeking a way to snuff out your life, or do dangerous work that many would regard as suicide?

>>9834541
>Rubick's head snaps back as the knife buries itself within his eye. With a mixture of adrenaline and shock coursing through his body, it'll take a moment to register the pain he should be feeling.
>Using this time, Rubick rips the knife out of his own eye using his telekinesis and hurls it at the anon's leg, hoping to incapacitate him.
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>>9834540
Even a crusader can feel that way...
I've pondered why that's the case for too long.

>>9834536
I can only guess that because I've done it too.
No matter how much you dream, don't you think there's still something you need to do outside of the dream world?
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>>9834559
The second one, it could also be interpreted that, if one was too cowardly, they could hire me to kill them.
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>>9834569
It goes hand in hand with killing, It awakens primeval man.
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>>9834559
>the knife makes a solid hit, stabbing into the bone of anon's leg. The sharp pain causes them to fall over, tumbling off a nearby ledge. They fall to their death, the body splattered amongst a boulder at the bottom.

>f
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>>9834578
Oh, so you're an assassin of sorts are you? I can't say I've ever heard of people hiring an assassin to kill themselves. Such a simple concept and yet it's so foreign to me...

>>9834589
>Rubick goes to save him using his telekinesis, but a sharp pang of pain ripples throughout his body that causes him to recoil. By the time he's looked back the anon has already fallen over the ledge.
Damn, I could've benefited from having him as a guinea pig. Oh well.
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>>9834555
That's fine... just kill me. It's been evading me for too long.

>>9834587
That's somewhat the answer I came to myself. It's part of our nature, isn't it? How cruel we can be.
>she revs her chainsaw once, letting the motor die before pointing at your sword
But it's a double-edged sword.
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OVER DRIVERRRRR
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>>9834540
Say what you will, say what you will~. Weren't you leaving?
>>9834557
Hmm...I think there's a lot of them here! What an odd dream. At least, there's an awful lot of non-japanesee...
And so what if it's barbaric? Haven't I already showed what I prefer~? It's so, so, so, so, SO much more fun! That rush, knowing how strong you are!
>>9834569
Nope. That's all lost to me.
>Uso shifts back and forth, taking her sunhat off.
I couldn't, not even if I wanted to. Even though I do.
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>>9834598
Like I said, just a suicide for hire. I also capture creatures on my spare time.
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>>9834574
>the skeleton knight is killed by someone else
>Skeleton slayer Havel can't handle it and commits suicide

Pottery.
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>>9834609
Exactly.
>>9834612
>Already out in the distance
WHAT!?
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>>9834628
I need healing.
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>>9834627
Poor Havel Seemed like a cool guy and everything
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>>9834616
You capture creatures? Now you've piqued MY interest!

Although it couldn't have happened at a worse time, I'm going to have to disappear for a bit. I will be back, although I'm not sure if you will be when I do. If that is the case, I hope you wouldn't telling me more about your work in the future.
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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>9834612
..You can't? Why not? There's not an actual lock, is there?

>>9834631
Leaving now?
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>>9834632
>heals you
AUDIO MEDIC
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>>9834645
Shut up people are sleeping
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You two aren't the brightest are you?
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>>9834643
I'd love to, quite the interesting ones too. I think you'll be very interested at the least.
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>>9834651
NO
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>9834612
There are? Americans are everywhere here? Then I may as well find a way to avoid each and every one of them. No doubt they would cause trouble.
>Kosaku nods, before tossing another rock to Usotsuki to keep her on her toes. "If I gauge this correctly, she'll strike the rock hard enough for it to shatter, and she should stand up from it, proving me right. Should."
But once a plan is set into motion, not only is it satisfying, it's amazing to see the fruits of your labor ripen before you. In simpler terms, it's better to have destiny cater to you rather than shape it. Luck is on my side.
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way to utilize someones mistake
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>>9834648
THE DRAGON BECOM-Ueh
>switches to Hanzo
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>>9834646
Hm? No, just getting away from her. Real ear sore.
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>>9834659
Please?

>>9834665
well shit
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CONGRATULATIONS, IN THE NEXT TWO POSTS THE WINCARD WILL BE SHOWN
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>>9834674
>kissu
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>>9834676
LIAR
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>>9834687
Thanks for hosting.
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Thanks for playing and Congratulations
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>>9834667
At the very least, she should be... well, less aggressive now.
With that, I think I'll be going. Good luck here, Crusader. I hope we meet again.

>>9834612
I think you're lying to yourself just as much as you lie to everyone else.
>sigh
Whatever. Excuse my saying anything. The winner has been decided, so I'll leave.

>>9834687
Thank you for the hosting.

>>9834676
Congratulations.
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>>9834687
Thanks for hosting qt
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>>9834690
S-shit...

>>9834688
I'll put that on your tab
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If you could fuck ONE (1) ava here, who would it be?
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>>9834631
>She just waves him off.
>>9834646
Locked in from the outside. No matter how hard I try, I can't bust it down, and I'm too high up to jump off.
I always try to, every time I wake up. It's always locked.
>>9834663
Yeah, haven't you see-OW!
>She flinches at the rock hitting her square in the face before sitting right up.
HEY! Cut it out!
...Hmpf. Luck can't get you everywhere. Carving things in to your will is the best way there is!
>>9834676
Good work! And thank you!
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>i'mma go to bed. goodnight, folks.
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>>9834510
Battle Intro: You wanna dance with the motherfucking star man?
Victory: Serves you right, faggot! That's what you get, WHAT UP!?
Half HP: This isn't even my full power
Low HP: Now you're really going to see my full power!
Defeat: You didn't even give me a chance to show you my full power!
Death: The Hunger Games die when I do
Assist: I love it when new people message me in PM!
Taunt: I'm the KING OF THE GAMES!
Reacting to Taunt: Where'd you learn to shitpost, can't you be original?
Flee: A wise oldfag knows when to lurk!
Reacting to Flee: And another victory for me!
Tie: Oi, oi, you want this oldfag badge really bad, huh?
Perfect Victory: Now this just makes me feel awful.
Low HP Victory: Almost! Ya almost got me!
Finishing Move: FOR THE GAMES!
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>>9834706
Yotsuba
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>>9834706
Your mom.
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>>9834676
Congratulations again, Wendy
>>9834687
Thanks for hosting
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>>9834709
>>9834697
Hey, hey, don't you leave when I'm in the middle of-!
...Jerk! Leaving me in a mood like that and then just prancing off.
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>>9834711
Night
>kissu
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>>9834706
The Hanzo main, but I will always live with the fact that I can never fuck them as hard as they fuck themselves.
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>>9834706
RL Junko
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>>9834697
Yes, thank you for that. And I too look forward to seeing you again. Cya around.
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Host.
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>>9834687
Well done, Wendy.

>Thank you for hosting
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>>9834739
I just did!
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>>9834674
NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>9834687
I think I prefer my pool games compared to this honestly...
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>>9834711
Goodnight, miss.
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>>9834754
This one went by waaay to slowly.
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>>9834687
>>9834676
Thank you for hosting and congrats, Wendy. I'm sure you'll put that money to use.
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>>9834762
You're telling me, I wanted to shove more slides but people were still replying so I went the normal pace. With a 36 I might just go high death rate my last high death rate took about 20 slides before so its really up to the simulation at the time
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>>9834709
>Kosaku sighs, mentally chastising himself for not taking into account that it was a child. "Well, at least she sat up. That makes me somewhat right, if right at all." To fool her into thinking it was an accident, he puts up a faux-hurt tone to his words.
Did I do that? I sincerely apologize! It must have been a reflex of mine! You can't expect me not to be on my toes in a place like this, can you?
Why carve things to your will when you can set them up to carve themselves? If you truly have confidence, you'll let the plan fold out all by itself. It's a sense of destiny. Luck has sided with me.
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>>9834765
Wait? You can make money here? Since when?
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>>9834775
Sounds great
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Post 24 tributes for 2/5 Boring games.
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>>9834789
>She didn't know
This ava is making twenty thousand dollars a day, and basically, you're a fucking idiot
How?... Just Click Here
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I'm going to sleep now.
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>>9834800
Grey Fifty-Nine
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>>9834789
All you need to do is ask for 3000 yen
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>>9834782
Suuuuure you do. No wonder I made you! Don't you know what "Usotsuki" means? You people are all alike, even in my dreams! Whatever. I don't believe in those silly superstitions anyways!
>>9834800
Usotsuki
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>>9834800
Boring Riri
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>>9834800
The Big Red Machine
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>>9834810
Nighto, thanks for hosting, I'll see you in bed later.
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>>9834800
Cibo
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>>9834800
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>9834800
Hachikuji Mayoi
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>>9834800
Killer Queen
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>>9834800
Yotsugi Ononoki
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>>9834800
Rubick

>>9834658
Ah, so my venture didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would. Not that we've got the time, why don't you tell me more about these creatures of yours?

>>9834810
Rest easy.
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>>9834800
Hata No Kokoro
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>>9834800
Uraraka Ochako

>>9834789
Yep! Most of the prizes are in money.
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>>9834800
Mikun
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>>9834800
A Genji that needs healing
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>>9834836
They're huge.
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>>9834800
Lord Beerus
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>>9834800
Mairu
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>>9834800
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
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>>9834845
fuck off paul
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>>9834800
Youmu Konpaku

>>9834805
20,000? A day? You're joking!
>she looks around, unable to find the button.
Where's the button to click?
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>>9834846
Do they breathe fire? Do they warp time and space to their whim? Are they able to consume souls? Or should I, err, dial back my expectations a bit?
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>>9834818
A liar. What kind of question is that? My native tongue is Japanese, and you ask me what 嘘つきmeans? I don't know why you refer to me as a figment of your imagination, but let me assure you, you must have little confidence if you assume that I have no idea what that means. I'm not stupid.
>Kosaku smiles, almost completely confident in what he's about to pull. "I hope you've practiced your bluff, Kawajiri."
Then I cannot force you to. Just don't be surprised once I manage to put you in your place... Like I have just now.
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6 morr
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>>9834857
This button right here.

>Holds out a button
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>>9834800
Battle Mercy that doesn't heal.
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>>9834867
Kaiji
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>>9834857
Right Here
>the clickbait anon reveals a button on the floor, hidden by leaves and grass and shit (not actually shit it's just a collective term)
But first, you must tell me your email address and what sites you go to
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>>9834852
I need healing
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>>9834817
How would that make me money when I win? You're not making any sense...
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>>9834884
You need to off yourself
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>>9834867
Nata de Cotton
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>>9834862
I don't know man, some are fucking huge, like, so big, that I don't really "capture them per se, but I find them on planets, and keep the coordinates of said planet. Like one of them, is this giant ass dragon, bigger than a mountain, first time I landed on teh planet, couldn't believe my eyes.
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>>9834886
You don't need to win. Ask for 3000 yen and suck dick, that's how you make money.
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>>9834867
Chensaw goes ran-ran
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>>9834888
Keep the payload in motion! I need healing!
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>>9834867
Tsuyu
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>>9834867
Tenryuunyasha
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Check/ swap/ do the barrel roll
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Who is a cute?
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>>9834898
It's been such a long time since I've seen a proper dragon. Years even. Considering that you don't seem all too familiar with magic, I'm going to guess that you use a spaceship of sorts to navigate between planets, no?
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>>9834864
Why do you think I asked you what my name means? Just to remind you of what you much be, clearly~.
>Uso flops back on to her back in a fit of laughter.
You'd like that, wouldn't you! I don't care what you imagine! I'm the one who knows how it goes here.
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>>9834839
Then someone owes me some money for all my past wins! ... Who do I talk to? I don't think we have a complaint department.

>>9834869
That's a box with a hole. Are you an idiot, or messing with me?

>>9834880
I don't have an email, and I don't go to websites. Does this disqualify me from wanting to know more?
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>>9834927
Yaaaaay, peace peace.


It's green this time.

But I will win again.
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>>9834927
>healers that don't heal
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>>9834944
Mercy players no less.
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>>9834953
I may have brought upon bad fortune on myself.
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>>9834950
You should post your essay on mercy, paul
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>>9834933
Yeah, I got this rinky dinky shuttle over there, atleast it has a solar sail., I usually sell the coordinates to these things off to nut jobs. It's good money for a side job.
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>>9834931
Junko
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>>9834974
>Hachikuji succumbs to the poisoned food from the stranger
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>>9834968
I don't think I am who you think I am.
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>>9834899
But I'm not a whore, so that is not an option. Where did you even get such a perverted idea?

>>9834902
>stealing for possible future edit.

>>9834953
>Distracted by the perverted anon, Youmu walks onto a frozen lake. By the time she realizes it, the ice gives way and she falls in.
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>>9834934
Must be? A lie? No, no, no, no. You must be mistaken, young lady. I'm no figment of your imagination. Why, I might be the most real person out of everyone here. After all, what is more real than a boring salaryman?
>Kosaku laughs, cocking his head to the side and summoning 「Killer Queen」. "'A liar', hm? If she is a liar, then let's see how strong her lies really are. 「Bites The Dust」 will see her through."
Then why not tell me how it goes? Maybe, just maybe, I might just be able to prove you wrong, even if it has been done countless times.

>Q U A L I T Y Q U E E N
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>>9835011
>>9835011
>>9835011
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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