FYXE LABYRINTH
HG
Hey now do you believe this?
Earlier Reigen was turned into a 10 years old and now he's eating kiddie cereals.
I'm sorry about all the little soviets you're gonna encounter during your trip, he's not a bad guy but for some reason his clones never shut up about communism.
Glenn keeps on being based but the groove is mightier than the sword.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHsIcsjtdI
>>9826269 (Soblyat)
Этo oнo? You are not serious, are you? Did you get anything in return? You know how serious vodka is to us! Selling five vodka bottles that have the most quality is a bad decision!
>Regardless of his words, Ivan tosses the soldier a bottle of vodka. Not the cheap stuff, this is the real good stuff.
Do not waste it! I have already drank a shot or two from this bottle, and it is good!
>>9826339
>KEFE
>>9826192
Can we keep it? Can we?
>>9826306
Oooh...I'm thinking you're underestimating how strong I am~.
>>9826306
The worry is not that they won't shut up. It is that they might drink the ocean and will kill all though the classic tactic of "just rush them until they can't break the horde"
>>9826306
Please return my skeleton. Without it
>Ryoma collapses onto the floor
I'm just skin and meat.
>>9826306
Easy exp is best exp
>>9826330
Red like the guardian orbitals if you please.
>>9826306
You look pretty dead there, buddy. Lucky for you, I have a Noble Phantasm that might pull you out of this pickle. Should I use it? Let's see...
>>9826306
That look of bliss...
>>9826306
This is, uh, why I ALWAYS, ok, ALWAYS stay on the ranch
>>9826306
Nice job, everyone! More coins for me.
>>9826231
I never heard of this piece before. But I do agree that it does fit the adventure I am now destined to have.
>>9826306
Don't worry Mister! My Labyrinth has no gender so it can be whatever you want. I hope you two are gonna be happy. Yes it has a harem though.
Kaiji keeps on running out of luck, but I believe in him!
All the chrono compendium has gathered to praise Glenn hmm... I'll do it though but I have to do the commentary sadly.... Aaaahh...
Another guy takes a trip to the star, Sienna is probably gonna be Leila and "that guy" Hans Solo. I GUESS.
>>9826339
>catches the bottle and hides it into his jacket
Was a bet when I said that she would win a game. That was it, and I only gave it away, just hoping the dog stays in her house when she gets if at all wasted.
>>9826414
Follow my lead and you might live through this
>>9826399
One day you'll have to sing a little tune for me. I like Operas.... Okay I only listen to some parts on youtube but it's still something, right? Ah ah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz8n2tVyGwc
>>9826414
IDI NAHUI! DON'T MAKE ME GET STALIN'S SPIRIT TO SEND YOU TO GULAG
>>9826414
Bros have to stick together I suppose.
>>9826414
Why would you put so many doors on the way here? Just to annoy people?
>>9826306
How exactly am I involved in that event?
>>9826385
I'll look for that color, then. Who's a good rocky boy? You are!
That wasn't condescending, was it?
>>9826414
Hey, I'm going to sleep on the beach, please wake me up if we start leaving, I'm afraid I'd get attacked by an evil shark if left here alone
>>9826440
Are you the same Senshougahara that shitposted as me and got banned for posting the IP list?
>>9826306
I'm not sure if it's most people go left but putting your hand on the right side and just following it can get you out of any maze too And I expect a maze like this to have some fun puzzles and a nice prize at the end!
>>9826414
Oh god damn it. Rigged for maximum suffering.
>>9826414
The honor is yours, THAT, ah, that I am sure of.
>>9826414
Glenn is REALLY awesome during this game...
Poor Kaiji though....
Hmm... I don't think Kneesocks is gonna like that... but I'm sure everyone watching is gonna LOVE that... Too bad it's not broadcasted, all that money i could have made...
Oh hey Momoca, put a good music please, don't ruin the mood
>>9826414
>>9826440
O-OK, HUMAN... JUST DON'T TRY THE HIGH LEVEL LOVE STUFF
>>9826493
No harm done....Do that again and you'll be missing a hand.
>>9826558
This dungeon's taste rates as BEYOND terrible. Ah, any other choice is a failure.
>>9826558
I don't trust that soylent green stuff
>>9826565
If I lose the hand, how would I throw you the frisbee?
>>9826558
I think I'm going to be sick. What I would give for a slice of pizza right now.
>>9826558
One doesn't just "throw" a punch, this is how it's done.
>>9826563
In your dreams unless you can't seek thought into the deep part of your mind.
>>9826558
>he writes "Now you're blinking and breathing manually" on the huge wall
There we go.
>>9826558
Thanks for coming to my rescue!
>>9826619
Stop torturing me with your mind games!
>>9826558
Yamato is a really CUTE boy, nah really I took a coffee with him he's cute... but maybe too much for his own good...
Oso Bimbo keeps on proving he means business.
Look at that ava event.
Isn't that the most meta stuff you've ever seen?
>>9826619
I ate some Soylent green before and it tasted pretty nice, I think you can go, it's safe.
>>9826644
W-Why did you do that?!!
Aaaaah.....
>>9826635
>>9826507
Why'd you do it?
>>9826662
I already answered your question.
>>9826558
Whaat? Were upbeat songs not enough for you? And hey, it's Me-mo-ca.
>>9826558
WHA-.... WHAT IS THIS? I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS!
>>9826635
HUMAN...? THAT'S SOUND A BIT CREEPY, YOU KNOW?
>>9826661
HAH! OF COURSE THAT MONSTER FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, THERE'S NO ONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS ME!
>>9826704
Why'd you shitpost as me though?
>>9826689
Spooky.
>>9826706
>pets the birb and gives a bag of bread
>>9826654
How is it mind games? I'm just asking questions
>>9826661
I really wish I could fly by myself in situations like this
>>9826661
>>9826414
You say that like it's a bad thing!
>>9826661
"His"? "HIS"!?
>>9826661
Ahh~, looks like my guardian angel has come to rescue me.
>Mikazuki pulls himself out of the trap with Kneesocks' help and instictively dusts himself off.
You showed up at just the right time. Without you being here, I would have been a goner for sure. Thank you, no doubt I'm in your debt.
>>9826661
I wouldn't eat something like this normally, but I'm starving here, so there's no other choice.
>>9826661
Glenn saves the world again... Well he pretty much fought here in another world so I guess it's normal he got a power bonus.
Usotsuki had already been cursed so... does it mean she's morbidly obese now??
Pretty sure sans was already a death machine but heh
>>9826654
>>9826619
Find a room you two! Or better! Look at that event!
>smirks
>>9826706
It's supposed to be creepy! You can't put music like this as good as it sounds.... Really.
>>9826752
T-Technical difficulties! Don't worry it's probably the maze that has a problem and not you. You're still a girl as far as I can see
>>9826777
So, ah, so I, Chef Goldblum, am as immortal as my legacy!
>>9826777
Why do I feel like a disappointing special event all of a sudden?
>>9826439
>Ivan coughs, muttering something about her only getting drunk if she drunks a metric fuckton of vodka. He should know, he drank against her like four times.
She will, just make sure not to make her mad. I have never seen her mad before, but something tells me she would be like Belarus when mad...
And the next time you make a bet, do not put up vodka as a reward! It is like putting up one hundred rubles as a reward!
I've switched bodies again? I thought you killed the chaos kin.
...this would be the perfect chance to annoy viridi.
>>9826777
Hey, that one's hat seems to be in better state than my current one! Pillaging your own corpse is okay, right?
>>9826852
Please don't. I'm in hot water with her enough as it is, with the fighting her Forces of Nature thing
>>9826777
Hey Memoca don't worry. It's Night dog but he has the body of an angel now... I mean litteraly, look here : >>9826777
So you two are pretty much perfect for each others.
It's always the silent ones that are so deadly... Oh well Shiki is a Fyxe Island winner after all so it's expected.
After her 4th wall breaking experience ava gets time travel powers
>>9826875
In my opinion, you look pretty cute as a mouse
>gives cheese
>>9826849
Then what should I have made the bet with? I don't want to give away my boolets and I think she already got her one of my Kalashnikovs.
>>9826887
Oh lighten up. That cactus adores you as much as she doesn't want to admit it.
>>9826731
Coo!
>She enjoys the pet as well as the tasty breads.
Thanks for the breads, anon! How can I repay you for these?
>>9826777
Haha. Let me show you my Memo-Punch!
>>9826777
Aww come on. A change of pace doesn't sounds too bad. But fiine. I'll turn it off.
>>9826893
Greeeeeat. I am an Israeli soldier.
>>9826777
NOW THAT MY SOUL IT'S LIVING IN THIS ARMOR, NO ONE IS GOING TO BE AVAILABLE TO DEFEAT ME! MWEH HEH HE...
>>9826893
THAT ARMOR WAS A FRAUD! I WANT MY SOUL BACK, AND A CONSOLATION PRIZE!
>>9826713
I'm not certain skeletons have thought is all.
>>9826722
What are you so bend out of shape about?
>>9826893
Now I'm stuck in this stair maze....staircase maze?
>>9826945
Senshougahara-chan~
Why'd you post the list~?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wJelEXaPhJ8
>>9826911
You don't have to do anything to repay me except just keep being the cutest birb.
>>9826893
There won't be enough flies to feed that creature with in this whole labyritnth.
>>9826893
Hey, careful now, I'm not a mere mouse, but a tiger. But...
>takes cheese
>>9826893
Oh great, I forgot to feed it and now the Labyrinth is angry, killing all the guys I was rooting for....
Expect for Glenn, he is still kicking.
I'm pretty sure a small mouse won't satisfy that spider so be careful
>>9826942
Hey now, no need to scream like that!
Your soul is on the limbo, please wait a moment until you get reincarnated
>gives a Fyxe plush as a consolation prize
>>9826893
You look more shocked than the homos you got your hands on.
>>9826957
Please don't tell me you think Crab-chan is Junko. You can't be this stupid.
>>9826899
Is it not obvious, Soviet? If you cannot bet vodka, bullets, nor even a Kalashnikov, then the next best thing should be clear! You should bet kompot! Or, well, a jug or two of kompot.
>Ivan nods, reaching into his jacket and pulling out a bottle of kompot. He hands it to Soviet with a sly grin.
Bet food, drink, or anything else. But whatever you do - do not bet vodka! This is common Russian law!
>>9827009
I guess you are right. I can bet food so I can keep Stalin's angry spirit to kill you because you have food... And thanks for the kompot, what is this flavor?
>>9826996
Why would I think that is the lovely Junko Enoshima-sama of the Dangan Ronpa series when it seems like it's Garry?
Sorry you didn't get the joke.
>>9826981
Good timing, it feels like those restless souls are feeding on my energy. I'm dizzy.
>>9826981
NOOOOOO!!!
Thatt... That wasn't supposed to happen...
ZEAL TECHNOLOGY IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!!!
...
>sighs
Oh well, goodjob killing the big favorite you guys. but it's not that bad. We still got a sexy man to bring in the hype. I'm counting on you Jeff!
Memoca has another epiphany.
Like I said that event is broken, but let's be real, Starman is grooving on this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrvbsNlOtoA
>>9826455
What is this Youtube you're speaking of? Is this where you gather all of your music?
>She seems to get flustered at the offer, not speaking for a good while.
You wish to have me perform for you, Ms. Fyxe? I will have to make it very special then!
Hi everyone. Sober again, sorry for that earlier.
>>9827073
>Whispers
I threw that shit before I walked in the room
>>9826945
I FEEL INSULTED, HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT SKELETONS!
>>9826981
I'M NOT SCREAMING! WELL... TECHNICALLY I AM, BUT THIS IS HOW I TALK!
>bluberry sans receives the Fyxe plush
>friendship power raises...?
>>9827073
I don't usually post death slide for that game, but it's important: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3pHRMijyMg
>>9826893
I-I have never felt this way before...
>>9826962
Aww...
Don't worry, I'll keep being the best and cutest bird!
>>9827073
>he start speaking cheerfully
Hey, how about we just abandon all hope and die here together?! We won't escape this place nevertheless!
>>9827073
You...enjoy the water. I'll just watch
>>9827053
Кaкиe? What is this about Stalin wanting to kill me because I have food? He is not my ruler anymore. If he wants to kill me, the he must get ready for the fight of a lifetime! Для Poccии!
Strawberry and peaches. I got the peaches from America as his seem to taste sweeter than Russia's. It tastes good, do not worry!
>>9827073
It's... It's totally not the feast guys, ah ah what are you talking about, it's just a normal slide.
Maybe Goldblum was a bit too sexy..
Good tastes Soviet, you see? All that thirst was finally useful
>>9827073
Reapers aren't that tough though
>>9827098
>GASP
A HU-... NO, MAYBE IS OTHER ONE OF THOSE HUMAN-LOOKING SPECIES THAT ARE NOT HUMAN BUT LOOK LIKE HUMANS!
>>9827184
It's just a joke. I just don't wanna give away food, remember I have a child to feed.
>>9827194
She is loli, and I would rather burn than save some idiot loli
>>9827194
My pocket watch tells me it's feast time, but it's actually... not?
>>9827235
The hell?! I've even been married, you know!
>>9827194
This is some ironic karma.
>>9827073
W-who was that?
>>9827194
Cowardly move. I'll get him next time.
>>9827194
[Witty commentary goes here]
>>9827110
Oh okay my bad... I forgot there are some people like you in the world...
>>9827098
Helloo!!
>>9827091
You don't know about youtube? Oh well.. yeah you could say it's this. I go there everyday.
And yeah sure Sienna. I mean it's pretty obvious you've got a beautiful voice. Let me just finish this though.
>>9827232
You saved the Loli soviet...
>>9827246
THERE IS NO FEAST.
NOPE
NOWHERE
>>9827288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nQ-PXHV6nw
>>9827232
Is food really that hard to find in Russia? All you need to do is eat snow and you'll be full for the rest of the day. You tend to survive on the little things!
If it truly is hard to find, then you can always ask me to give you some food. I'm sure I can spare some pork or turnips here and there.
>>9827288
Well performed, blondie. Next time there won't be any fool to cover you!
>>9827288
>Glenn ded
Guess I'll cheer on Reigen.
>>9827288
Oh myyy...
>Kneesocks leans over the pit and winces as she see's what's become of the little girl. She whistles to herself and slowly backs up.
Well that is quite...gruesome. She will be missed...or not, I honestly don't much care.
>>9827288
And I was so close!
>>9827288
LIKE ME? HAH, THEY MOST BE BAD COPYCATS OF ME! NO ONE CAN HAVE MY PERFECT SPEAKING TECHNIQUES!
>>9827288
Slowly but surely we're reaching the end.
There's not much to see here... besides a happy flower.
Look at that? Doesn't it look like the cutest flower ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=923fVDDwaHo
>>9827344
Not a bad choice, too bad for Glenn, he was awesome. A lot of sword events.
>>9827357
>gives Fyxe plush
>>9827341
No, No, No. I mean that I just don't want to waste my money and just throw it away from it comrade. I can get more food easily, but I just don't want to give away food without good reason.
>>9827098
Well I have no clue what you mean so it's fine
>>9827372
But how did I download the app then? Something seems... off.
>>9827372
Someone got jinxed
>>9827370
Well, there was that one guy... Tetsutetsu... he wasn't as boney as you but he could scream a lot, for sure.
>>9827425
You're asking waaay too much questions. Seriously, everything is in control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL8dHf16CEs
>>9827372
Thanks for that guys... I just hope those plant vore guys keep away from this incident.
>>9827098
I've hardly noticed, Miss.. oh dear. Well whoever you may be, it is perfectly fine.
>>9827288
Admittedly, I don't know much of the much of the current world. Youtube, whatever it may be, seems like a it could help me with knowing. Very well, miss. I shall not bother you.
>>9827372
Thanks. At least I still got those coins from earlier.
>>9827464
>Reigen dies as well
Fuck this shit!
>flips computer desk, tendies and all
>>9827405
Consider it like some sort of bonding exercise! A trust exercise! If someone gave you food, wouldn't you trust them enough to eat their gifts? You would most likely trust them enough to give them food back!
Such is the wonderful circle of giving and receiving!
>>9827464
BUT IN A SCREAMING CONTEST I COULD BE THE WINNER! WHATEVER THAT TETSTETSU GUY IS, HE'S NEVER GONNA BE ON MY LEVEL!
>>9827514
I want to FUCK Ivan
>>9827464
What?! I swear to God, you'll be afraid of pickle jars for the rest of your pathetic life!
>>9827464
A previous winner unleashes the oldest cliche in the book and crushes down her direct rival.
WINNER
NEXT
SLIDE
>>9827484
Just call me Fyxe, Sienna, it's all cool. Besides we're approaching the end.
>>9827492
That's the spirit! No one really lose here! I hope you enjoyed the trip!
>>9827509
C-Calm down anon please... or give me the tendies at least, I haven't eaten yet
I want to fuck the birb
>>9827464
>>9827514
I can see that point... I am sorry my friend but I am tired and will go to bed now. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your night here and I hope that you win next game. Dobroy nochi tovarishch.
>>9827544
WHAT THE F.... WHAT??!!!
DID....
DID SHE JUST COME BACK FROM HELL? SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE DIED EARLIER?
SHE LITERALLY USED HER DEMONIC POWERS TO CHEAT DEATH GUYS!!!!
(I-If I scream loud enough, maybe no one will notice the event was broken...)
>>9827544
No, they are mine!
... Fine.
>The anon hands Fyxe the plate of tendies that were not on the table.
>>9827613
Thank you very much anon!!
>blows you a kiss and eats a tendie.
>>9827606
Oh well, it's pretty silent right now.. But anyway, congratulations Kneesocks!
>>9827605
happy bithday soviet
>>9827653
Thank you all for playing.
It didn't go so bad for a beta test, right?
>>9827653
Congrats.
>>9827675
And thanks for hosting.
>>9827653
Uh, congratulations.
>>9827675
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9827653
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting
Oh my. I actually won? Well that's lovely. Thank you kindly for the game.
>>9827544
Very well M- Fyxe. I didn't take you to be a fan of Opera in the like. I expected you to enjoy something a little more energetic.
>>9827653
I am pleased to know my generosity gave her a victory. Well done miss! Thank you for having us, Fyxe. But please do remember to fix the event.
Test
>>9827524
>How dare you speak of my SON in such a vulgar manner you vile person
>If you're not someone he likes Ivan is uninterested, but it can be arranged
>>9827605
Ah, I am unsure if I will even stick around in order to even WIN a game, but should I decide to stick around, I can promise you that I will both do my best and win in your honour! You can believe me on that!
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, тoвapищ!
>>9827653
>>9827675
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting!
I was not around to witness it in full, but I believe it went relatively well. I wait with bated breath for the nest one!
>>9827693
>>9827653
>Forgot to link
>O-Of course I would
>>9827544
I did. Thanks for the game!
>>9827653
Congratulations.
>>9827653
>>9827675
Grats to you scary lady. Danke host.
>>9827712
ily kneesock-chan
>>9827653
>thanks for the game
>>9827653
Hee hee hee! Congratulations to the scantily-clad demon! Now, show her the way to the brothel! Hah hah!
>>9827675
I, hah hah...I SUPPOSE I should thank you! Hee hee!
>>9827653
>Congrats.
>>9827675
> thanks for hosting.
>>9827653
CONGRATS...UHM? RED HUMAN?
>>9827675
THANKS FOR HOSTING, TALKING DOG!
>>9827675
Thanks for the chance.
>>9827517
He hasn't come since a while anyway...
>she puts some music and still manages to hear Sans without a problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-TZtrJjW54
Hey, have you ever thought of being an announcer?
>>9827693
>>9827712
Don't worry!
Your wincard will come tonight or tomorrow if I'm lazy. I'm pretty sure you'll love it, trust me!
>>9827707
>>9827691
>>9827686
>>9827680
>>9827740
>>9827732
>>9827768
>>9827774
Thank you guys for playing along! Hope I'll see you next time again.
>>9827694
Well I like all kind of music... Groovy stuff is cool to dance but sometimes it's great to listen to classical and... think about stuff, you know?
I won't forget to fix it! Thank you for playing!
>>9827742
You better win next time Glenn!
>>9827783
No problem Sans... Just call me Fyxe though.
>>9827802
Thank you for playing Gascoigne.
>>9827707
*Shrill nyaahs~ in the distance.*
>>9827803
i saw so many more typos than last time
GUYS LISTEN! GUYS! LISTEN
You know how when a friend has a fear of swimming you're supposed to drown him, right? And when he has a fear of heights you push him out of an airplane, when he's scared of snakes you let him get bit by one, when he's scared of spiders you drop a spider into his mouth...well, what do you do when he's scared of ghosts? Purely hypothetical situation here. Also asking for a friend.
>>9827675
I wasn't in this game but I'll thank you for hosting all the same. I am an extremely civil skeleton.
>>9827803
Thank you for hosting!
>>9827653
Congrats, Daemon.
>>9827866
Keh? Ooo, well, if I had to guess...let him get possessed by a ghost, of course! It's simple, bonehead! Hah hah hah hah!
>>9827859
Oh yeah?...
Well... you know what to do. I should proofread really...
>>9827866
You better be here next time Craig.
>>9827881
Thanks for being here Ochako
>>9827558
Birb is pure, PURE
>>9827803
AN ANNOUNCER? NOPE, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL! MAYBE I'LL TRY IT ONE DAY!
>>9827827
FYXE? YOU HAVE A COOL NAME, BUT NOT AS COOL AS MY NAME!
>>9827839
Koh? What is that noise? Этo ктo-тo кoгo я знaю? It seems familiar, yet I barely know who it's coming from. If this is someone I know, say my name!
>Ivan sighs, thinking that he must sound like a twat for yelling at what's probably a normal cat. He thinks that he's been drinking too much vodka.
I can't sleep and the sun is already out.
fug.
fuck it, I'll just leave this note-card up here.
>nails a post-card on the wall that says "Bug-killer for sail on mond- or son- or fuck it I'l annoucne it late"
Thanks for host btw and congratulations.
>>9827866
With this.
>>9827866
OH OH, I KNOW! YOU MAKE HIM HAVE A DATE WITH A GHOST! I KNOW ONE THAT LIVES IN WATERFALLS!
Yuno please host
>A large shadow is cast as someone kicks open a door to the thread and walks in like they own the place
>>9827926
Well... Thanks I guess, I like it a lot too.
Oh well, I was just thinking that maybe you could do some commentary for me. Someones it's hard being alone under the micro, it's cool to have someone bringing the hype.
...
And I'm paying.
>>9827958
You're welcome!
>>9827866
You don't need to shout sir. Anyway, I don't believe you do any of those things to help someone with fears. If they survive it, it would get even worse!
>>9827803
You are absolutely right. I have still yet to hear what the new world has to hear for music. I only heard one example and detested it greatly.
>>9827990
For the sun the sand and the sea?
>>9827943
>summer
>the sun goes down at like 1 in the morning
>the sun comes up in like 2 in the morning
When is it ever dark?
>>9827899
>The skeleton's eye holes...eyes...whatever narrow and he starts to speak in a whisper as he leans in close to Plague Knight.
They can do that?
>>9827902
I'll try, but I've got a very busy schedule. And then there's also the issue of timezones and what have you.
>>9827968
>The skeleton clutches at his chest, his heart pounding as fear grips him. He then releases his hold.
Oh right, I don't have one of those. Also
>THE SKELETON BEGINS TO SCREAM
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9827971
Bone you may be, but one of me you be not be not...
>The skeleton smacks its skull.
Bone you may be, but I feel that's the only thing we share. Because what you just said now was crazy talk.
>>9827998
What? No it wouldn't. It's all about conquering fears and whatever. How can you get scared of water after drowning in it? If you survive or don't get brain damage from the lack of oxygen it's hard to be scared because you already went through the worst of it.
>>9827989
>The zombie jumps at the sudden noise, glancing at the unknown figure.
Um hello? Anything I can help you with?
>>9828007
When it is dark
>>9828003
Yeah for that anon. You're interested?
>>9827989
Oh, hello? Huh?
>astolfo walks over but doesnt see anything
Must be the wind then
>he shuts the door
>>9827990
DOING IT FOR YOU...? A-AND I'M GETTING MONEY FOR IT? OH... MY GOD, IT COULD BE MY FIRST JOB EVER! AND IF I HAVE EXPERIENCE AT JOBS, MAYBE ALPHYS COULD MAKE ME A ROYAL GUARD! I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS ACCEPTS YOUR JOB
>>9828033
Someone seems to have a fear of ghosts. Why not ride an elevator ? I hear it lifts your spirit.
>>9828050
In what?
I've got orders to make so I could sell random shit to people, what intreststs?
>>9828033
W-WHAT? DON'T YOU THINK EVERYTHING COULD BE SOLVE WITH LOVE? THEN... KILL HIM AND MAKE HIM A GHOST! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR, RIGHT?
YOU TAKE THE MOON
>>9828033
Probably! Though, hee hee, I've never been around one long enough to ask! "Hello, ghost - possess that man!" Hah hah hah hah!
>>9827989
Because what ghost up must come down, anon. And yes "someone" does have a fear of ghosts. It was my friend that I mentioned, not me. So...y'know, don't mention ghosts again.
>>9828119
If you insist.
>>9828036
>As they walk into the light, the figure whose shadow sprawled across the floor reveals itself to be the tiny Maki, who seems happy to see Squigly again.
Hello again, Miiiiiss!
>>9828064
>The door closes with a squeak rather than a thump, and it's not the hinges of the door making that noise. Astolfo has accidentally closed the door on Maki, who is now stuck!
H-Hey!!
>>9827942
>An echoed response wails back atcha.
Kore wa anata ga shitte iru hitodesu〜Ivan-kun~!
>>9827989
COULD IT BE...? IS IT... A HUMAN?!
>>9828069
It's a deal then SANS.
Oh hey now, it's really not a complicated job, when I host, and once you're out, and if you don't have any people to talk with, just read the slides and try to tell something funny about it.
It helps getting people hyped and all, don't sweat it, it's easy.
>>9828103
Hmm okay, there was a mistake, I thought you were talking about Fyxe island (sea, sand sun) and that job I just proposed to Sans... but it's just a song.
I'll give it a try.
Sorry about that.
Did vino kill himself yet
>>9828162
I hate islands though, unless it has cute girls. Which it clearly doesn't if the person hosting it is a fat furry, seriously you are more fat than furr, I bet you get bugs.
Want to pre-order a hoihoi-san? It's a bug-killer in a form of a cute little girl, so it could help you in killing bugs and getting some of your needed cuteness back.
>>9828149
>Astolfo opens the door again
Hello? Are you out there? Come in if you want, the door being open is giving off a draft. I need to close it!
who wants to touch my weiner
>>9828033
I suppose it depends on the person, sir. Madam? Whatever gender you may be, I apologize it I got it wrong. If you believe that facing a fear recklessly is enough to overpower it, then this person will need to barely survive a ghost attack.
>>9828149
>Any apprehensiveness that was forming disappeared when Squigly fully saw the figure. She greets her with a tiny smile as Leviathan glowers at her.
Ah, welcome back miss! You sure know how to make an entrance! Have you been enjoying yourself?
>>9827998
Yeah music has never been so diverse right now, even in a genre you can love a song and hate another one... Hmm maybe we should add "go to a nightclub" after that Opera stuff, what do you think? I did that with another girl recently, it was funny.
But not now though, I think I'm gonna take a break, hosting is exhausting.
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
>>9828228
Aight, sure, I'll bite.
Ya no se que hacer.
>>9828239
This thumbnail always trick me, it seems like futa fyxxe but its just a normal pic.
How sad.
>>9828247
Wash your SOUL first.
>>9828197
Yes. He joined the army, then during mortar practice he wedged a mortar up his ass and dropped doen on the primer. His last words as he spiraled through the air were "the pleasure of being cummed inside!".
>>9828197
What happened?
>>9828257
literally?
List of Junko Enoshima's enemies:
Souda
Hoshi
Shion
KK
Archer
Kana
LF
Adachi
Meduse
Ryo
Nonon
Vert
Nep
Illya
Mion
Ultron
Shovel Knight
Raven
Eggman-kun
Skeleman
Shorty
Endo
Mio
Madao
Guts
Yuno
Araragi
Miku
>>9828161
>No human. It is something far smaller.
Cram it. Callin' me that's like signing a death waver, but looks like someone already beat me to the punch.
>>9828221
>Maki falls over on her hands and knees as the pinch of the door is released.
Down here!
>>9828231
Oh most certainly Miss! Look!
>Maki turns on her heel to show she has replaced her charred outfit with a new, tidy one.
Tadah!
>>9828096
>>9828128
Here I am, talking to the wrong person like a numbskull!
>>9828116
Kill?
>The skeleton's face lights up upon hearing the word "kill" as a large grin spreads across his face. It quickly fades, though.
Oh...no. I can't do that. Because...my friend is also allergic to ghosts? Yeah. Yeah that's it, I can't kill my friend because he's allergic to ghosts. I need - I mean my friend needs something else.
>>9828120
>The skeleton lets out a nervous giggle along with Plague Knight's own laughter, but it quickly subsides.
Yeah, let's not do that. I think we might be approaching this at the wrong angle - ghosts aren't the same as simply drowning somebody or pushing them out of an airplane, y'know? They require a less extreme approach, something more mellow.
>>9828231
Sir, yeah, you got it right the first time. And I've already been a sur- my friend's already been a survivor of a ghost attack and it only intensified his fear of them. So maybe you were right then. How would you help a friend out in this situation?
>>9828265
Vete a la mierda
>>9828291
Nah, figure of speech. Unless you want to I guess.
>>9828288
You don't wanna know.
>>9828152
>Ivan is not the best at Japanese (which is perfectly understandable - why would a Russian be fully fluent in Japanese?), but something tells him that the words were playful. Something about the tone of the words struck him.
Этo мoй дpyг? I know who you are, but the name has not stuck yet. Please show yourself!
>>9828220
Wow okay, you didn't have to be that mean all of a sudden. Especially since it's...like... your opinion, I mean I'm pretty popular, maybe you just have bad taste... If anything fat fetishits would call me "thicc" but that's all....
But that hoihoi-san stuff interest me. Not for me of course but... I could take some inspiration for my own products. How much are they?
>>9828265
Wanna listen to some music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k
>>9828307
I'm down for it if you are
>>9828302
Y'know, that's pretty gosh darn racist. Fellow skeletons should only hate fleshies. Ghosts are just the canadians of undead.
>>9828318
I do
>>9828298
I want to fuck Junko IRL
>>9828162
SAY SOMETHING FUNNY, HUH? I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS A EXPERT COMEDIAN. MY PUNS AND JOKES ARE CLEARLY THE FUNNIEST AROUND HERE, BECAUSE I AM A.... SANSATION! MWEH HEH HEH!
>>9828301
>Sans looks down to the floor, noticing the small creature then laughing
..PFFFF, HAHAHA. WHAT IS THIS? A TINY HUMAN TOY OR SOMETHING? AND IT CAN TALK?
>>9828371
We're you gone the past few days
>>9828341
Aight, but it better not have any relish on it I swear to Christ.
>>9828397
I don't play with no relish f.am
>>9828387
Yeah
>>9828336
Since your my first costumer, 100 yen, don't know how much a yen is, but yeah sure let's say 100 yen.
>>9828371
Vino had a chimp out. Honestly, he's probably crying in his bed right now thinking of some way to atone for his childish actions.
>>9828378
You lookin' to die for a second time, sea louse?!
>Maki flips her shell over her shoulder. It's actually a machine gun; and it's loaded.
Keep talkin' like that and I'll put you to rest real quiet like.
>>9828371
Vino leaked Aussa's discord in a one-sided shit fling against Kamina.
>>9828406
Thank god, it better not have mustard on it either.
>>9828302
Hmm...dress up as a ghost, perhaps, and scare the daylights out of them? Perhaps the nightlights, too! Hee hee hah hah!
>>9828413
100 yen huh? Alright, lemme check it out...
>takes out smartphone and looks at the internet for a moment
... I see
>gives $1
You can keep the money, trust me that should be enough.
So when am I gonna get the stuff?
>>9828408
Your journey starts here
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9780244/#q9780442
TLDR: Vino says HG is dying, Kamina gets involved, arguments ensue, Vino spergs and leaks discord shit, everyone is upset at him
>>9828302
THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE HIM NOT SCARED TO GHOSTS? WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED THAT IF HE'S ALLERGIC?
>>9828420
HA! DO YOU T-THINK THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS AFRAID OF A TINY CREATURE LIKE YOU? KEEP DREAMING, I CAN DEFEAT YOU WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK IN ONE SECOND!
>>9828336
Creo que prefiero esta.
https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
Didn't Yuno say they were going to host today?
>>9828378
Heeeh ah ah! Not bad not bad!
I'd give you... 8/10!
Still not as good as Lenny though. Ever met that guy? He's like... the punmaster here.
A middle aged yellow guy, pretty chill
>>9828472
You got the TLDR wrong.
Kamina said he was going to host and then Vino started getting mad at him.
>>9828301
>astolfo looks down
Oh! You are tiny?
>he gets on his knees and bends down
Hi there!
>>9828366
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD AND SHOULDN'T BE SPOOKED BY!
>The skeleton screeches.
Oh. I'm sorry for that, I meant to scream DON'T TELL ME WHAT MY FRIEND SHOULD AND SHOULDN'T BE SPOOKED BY! It's not racism, he's simply scared by ghosts. And who wouldn't be? They're scary. I don't think "Canadians" is an apt analogy either because Canadians are just annoying, not bone-chilling.
>>9828460
>The skeleton strokes his chin, taking Plague Knight's words into consideration.
Yeah, I think that could work...say, if I were to get a bedsheet do you think you could practice it with me? You know, so I can be a better ghost for my friend.
>>9828476
It's a work in progress, but right now I'm going for "bedsheets." Jump out a bush and spook him or something, how's that sound?
>>9828501
Oh yeah, whoops.
>>9828501
So Vino is actively being cancer now, instead of passively being cancer. Good to know
>>9828469
Give me a sec.
>takes money, goes into box of totally not robbed stuff.
>hands over a box with a doll(?) in it
the charger is in it, the instructions are too in it.
anyway sleep attempt "whatever number comes after uno"
>>9828476
>The click-click of a cocked weapon is Maki's response to that.
Try it, sea louse. I could use a chuckle.
>>9828503
>"I'm going to kill this bastard the first chance I get."
Hiii....
>Maki stands, rubbing her back.
You hit me with the door you know...
>>9828488
I'm more of a groovy person you know so I prefer feel good, but that one is pretty cool too.
>>9828512
Little do you realize I am actually a double agent Skeleton in disguise. Now I want you to go watch a crummy ghost movie like Paranormal Activities and realize how silly this is.
Yuno
>>9828498
>11.30 PM
Maybe it's getting late for her
>>9828512
You plan to scare a ghost? With a ghost? How the Hell does that work? Don't they usually haunt places with other ghosts?
>>9828581
what time zone is yuno in that 11:30 is late?
>>9828239
That does sound rather fun. Cabaret clubs are so hard to find nowadays. It would be wonderful to share that experience with you.
Say no more Fyxe. If you need to rest, then do not hesitate to do so.
>>9828301
>The girl leans down, making sure that her hair was covering the left side of her face by pulling on it.
I am glad to hear that! Me and Leviathan were very upset that had happened. I hope you can forgive us.
>The snake can only groan in response even when she started to pet him.
>>9828302
I just wanted to make sure. I have been getting other's genders wrong every other time. While I have never been afraid of ghosts, I did have a fear of thunderstorms. Every time they came, I would run into my parents room. They used to tell me that it wouldn't hurt me, that it was just water. I think I would've beat it entirely if they...
>Shaking her head, she replaced her sad look with a tiny smile.
You just have to someone that cares for them to help them out. I'm certain that they will beat it if they keep meeting this special person.
>>9828581
It's actually 10:30pm where Yuno lives.
post hg world map
>>9828500
DON'T TRY TO COMPARE ME WITH A IM"PUN"TENT PERSON! AND YES, THAT WAS A PUN. I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS THE BEST SKELETON AND MONSTER IN THIS PLACE, NO ONE CAN BE BETTER THAN ME! MAYBE I'M EXAGGERATING BUT SOME PARTS ARE TRUE
>>9828549
PREPARE FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK!
>just a lot of blue bones comes towards maki, they do absolutely nothing to her if she doesn't move
>>9828616
you mean the Horribly outdated one that no one wants to update?
>>9828512
Keh? Well, erm...alright. I've got nothing better to do than twiddle my thumbs anyhow. Hee hee!
>>9828321
Hmmmm - NYET~!
>Shes obviously toying with him now at this point; the stranger enunciates the word "no" mockingly in his native tongue.
>>9828604
It's no problem! The only thing I feel bad about is that we never got to drink that tea!
>>9828616
Updated version when
>>9828631
It can't be too bad
>>9828530
>She tears apart the box without any care and picks up the loli.
Heeey! Neat! It kinda reminds me of a medabot!
Thanks anon and goodnight!
>>9828604
Yeah I think I'll do that alright. Goodnight Sienna! Have fun!
>>9828626
Meeh I don't know Sans, next time I see both of you I'm gonna organize a little battle, how does that sound?
Anyway time to sleep for me, goodnight
>>9828549
Oh, sorry!
>astolfo reaches out with a finger and rubs the inchling's head
You arent hurt yes?
>>9828576
O-okay, I'll watch that movie when I have some spare time. I'll get my friend to watch it with me too, the one who's scared by ghosts.
>>9828587
If you're talking about the bedsheet plan then I must inform you that bedsheets are not ghosts. Unless they are. They aren't, are they? I haven't been sleeping in ghosts have I? HAVE I? WHAT THE FUCK?
>>9828604
>The skeleton begins to mumble, mulling over her story.
Somebody that cares for me...
>The skeleton looks up at her, a blank look on his face.
Damn. I don't think you're plan will work, I don't have - my friend doesn't have anybody he could call a "special person." He's been too busy murdering people to get to know them.
>>9828634
First we have to leave this place, find a home, break into it and steal their bedsheets. I don't actually know a way out of this place, so...
>The skeleton looks around, taking in his surroundings.
Where are we anyways?
>>9828699
Cute girls.
>>9828689
Oh yeah, and flip the rippon to turn her on manually, if there's no bugs around, she's clean up instead.
>moe anon does a flying headbutt into his bed somewhere.
>
I can host a bad filler game if you guys want
>>9828689
A BATTLE? SOUNDS INTERESTING! GOODNIGH- WAIT! I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING IN EXCHANGE OF THAT PLUSHIE!
>Sans gives her a rock with a moustache...?
MY BROTHER KEEPS SAYING THAT THIS ROCKS ARE USELESS, BUT I GIVE THEM PERSONALITY WITH ONLY ADDING A BIT OF DECORATION! TAKE CARE OF HIM! GOODNIGHT
>>9828727
Yes, bedsheets are actually ghosts in a deep slumber. I thought you knew this.
>>9828637
I-- Well-- You will be given some points for saying нeт correctly. I would appreciate it if you could give me some clarity on who you are! If you come out, I will give you some vodka! You are at the age to drink, дa?
>Ivan has no discernible way of calling out the stranger's name and getting it correct. He knows he's being toyed with, but how is he supposed to fight back when he doesn't even know her name?
>>9828626
>Maki instead uses her small stature to duck and weave through them.
Is that the best you've got? I almost feel bad about what I'm gonna do to ya, but then again, no I don't.
>>9828699
>Maki's head is pressed down uncomfortably.
>"The second this fappy little bitch turns her back..."
>She tries moving the finger away.
Come on, I'm fine!
>>9828648
That map is like 2 yeas old now, probably never
>want to rp
>anxiety kicks in
Help
>>9828727
You don't even know that we're in the Arena? You really are a bonehead! Ah hah hah hah hah!
>>9828846
kill self
>>9828774
Aight gimme 24/36/48. If you say it's bait you're fucking banned
selling gf
>>9828846
Do it with me lad, I overcame my anxiety to do it too
>>9828846
Sink or swim. Don't be afraid to jump right in.
>>9828638
I could set it up again. But it may take a while. I hope you and Leviathan can hold a small conversation until I get it all ready.
>>9828689
Until we see each other again, Fyxe. Farewell!
>>9828727
>Her one eye goes wide at the revelation. She clears her throat to gather her thoughts.
I-I see. There is someone for everyone. Coming to this place every now and again has showed that many different kinds of people exist. There should be one for even your friend.
>>9828766
I would enjoy it very much.
>>9828846
No need to be afraid. I can help you if you need it.
>>9828872
Ryougi Shiki
>>9828872
Squigly
>>9828872
Froze
>>9828872
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9828872
Syoko Hoshi
>>9828872
Reigen Arataka
>>9828872
Ivan Braginsky
>>9828872
Mikazuki Munechika
>>9828790
THAT WASN'T ALL OF IT! NOW... WAIT A SECOND PLEASE
>His eye turns into other color, making maki's body heavy! maybe it was some kind of telekinesis...? who knows
HAH, HOW DO YOU FEEL KNOW?>>9828872
Blueberry sans
>>9828872
HoiHoi-San
/or whatever the fuck fyxe what's to call it when she gives it a name\
>>9828872
Ririchiyo
>>9828872
Altera
>>9828872
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9828872
Sorona
>>9828872
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9828872
Gascoigne
>>9828872
Leomon
>>9828872
Wild Tiger
>>9828872
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>9828872
Lana's mother
>>9828872
Draco
>>9828872
Ren-chon
>>9828872
Lord Beerus
>>9828872
Seiga Kaku
>>9828872
SPIRAL SHELL MAKI
>>9828881
>Maki makes her "discomfort" known with a grumble.
He was being so mean to me before though!
>>9828907
I feel like I'm gonna be filling a dumb bastard full of bullets in a second.
>>9828872
Mormons
>>9828872
nice bait
>>9828872
Miku's ass
>>9828872
The Big Three
>>9828872
Kashiwazaki Sena
>>9828872
Fujiwara no Fumojou
>>9828872
Gaius
>>9828766
>bad filler game
Is this the lovely Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa series?
>>9828872
Starman
>>9828872
THE NEW NUMBER 1 CONTENDER
>>9828872
Gigavolt
>>9828872
Sabrina Arbok
>>9828975
MOJOU JOUJOU
>>9828872
Craig
>>9828774
First it's a crummy movie and now it's a spooky movie? Good GOD man, make up your mind!
>The skeleton slaps him with the back of his hand.
>>9828779
>The skeleton freezes up, unable to fully process his words. "Bedsheets are actually ghosts in deep slumber? OH FUCK!"
E-E-E-EEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9828859
Yeah yeah, a real numbskull. Is there any way out of the arena? Or at least a suburban area where we can invade somebodies home to steal their bedsheets? I know there's a city arena, would that be our best bet?
>>9828881
Well I THOUGHT I had found somebody I could get to be friends with, but she turned out to be completely insane. We shared a passion for murder but that's where our similarities ended, I'm afraid. I mean my friend.
>The skeleton shrugs.
Eh, whatever. You've probably realised by now that I've been talking about myself - don't worry though, I'm way too scared to start killing people.
>>9828872
Ash Crimson
>>9828949
WHAT'S A BULLET? SOME KIND OF FOOD? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS, NO ONE WOULD EAT THAT!
>>9828872
Princess Carolyn
>>9828872
Astolfo
>male
>>9828790
>astolfo moves his finger
Ok, sorry little one. Why are you coming to a large place like this?
>>9828967
Who are these people?
(No I don't mean the source)
>>9828872
Lizard Milf
Joe's gonna kill you
>>9828779
Bleh Vodka? Ew! COURSE NOT!
Buuuuuuut I would appreciate it if you would take your time to spell my name with me, and theeeeeen I'll reveal myself - let's begin shall we: U as in yoooouuu.
>>9828872
Usotsuki
>>9828872
Black Hat
>>9828872
Plague Knight
>>9828996
Erm...no idea. We may be able to find some in THIS Arena! Do you have the guts to find them? Ah hah hee hah!
>>9829031
Might want to check who you quoted.
>>9828872
A Cat
4 more
>>9828512
>(oh fuck, didn't notice because the image)
HMMMM, SOUNDS DUMB, BUT EFFICIENT! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
>>9829069
Ursula Callistis
>>9829005
>Maki fires a single shot into the ground, causing a sizeable chunk of it to be vaporized.
That's what it is.
>She brings the gun back up to the skeleton.
You better get runnin' unless you want to end up like the dirt, sea louse. I'm not very patient.
>>9829015
I just wanted to come have some fun in the games here!
>>9829069
Stu
>>9829069
Monsieur Le President
>>9829069
Ibara Shiozaki
>>9829069
Da Ork Boyz
>>9828996
Woah man, the only thing spooky here is how shitty it is.
>>9829069
Lottie
>>9829087
...OH MY GOD, THAT'S SOOOO COOL! WHERE CAN I GET THOSE?! I WANT ONE!
>Instead of running, sans just talks about how cool her weapon was
>>9829140
Not running? Whatever. Learn your lesson, stupid bastard.
>Maki begins firing away on the skeleton.