/hfur/ general
Post and discuss your favorite furry dickgirls, herms, shemales and futas.
Contribute to the thread with pics, stories and banter.
Pastebins of stories from previous threads:
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>>9824188
A lot of spam going on lately
Gotta step our game up
>>9824202
>dead thread dies
>must be spam
>>9824202
do you have the picture without the snapchat bar that makes me want to kill myself?
op contribute and don't be a fag
>>9824895
Did you not see the draw thread spam?
I mean I'm glad it wasn't that one faggot but spam is spam
>>9825155
This is a general, not an image dump
I provide the first few pictures and move on to other threads
Honestly I'm not here for the porn
I stay around for the conversation, which we are lacking of
>>9825276
Well where do you wanna start? Personally I don't think we get enough futa on futa story content or world building involving such, as I like the mutuality angle rather then the superiority angle, why deny anyone the glory of it?
>>9825332
we're in a furry thread, i might as well be the person to tell you that if you want more of something you need to commission it
>>9825570
I don't have money to comission once I've bought food payed for rent and utilities...
>>9825685
i know it's autistic, but people spam it every time someone wants something in a furry thread
>>9824954
Unfortunately no
I don't even know how this meme began
>>9825332
I'm not good starting convos
If I was, these threads wouldn't be dying so easily
There's a lot of things you can talk about, like favorite artists, or terrible ones..
What you like/hate in herms, or maybe just talk about concepts of a world with herms
Mainly the good topics just happen at random, and you just have to wait for the right image to come up and ignite
>>9825685
i also don't know anything about futa worldbuilding
>>9825799
Not that anon, but I have done world building before
Though I've hidden the concept of it because I'm sure nothing else will be done with it
does anyone like music? I really like Ye
>>9825931
Lets wait for more people to relocate the thread
>>9826126
nobody else is going to come if we don't dump porn, because nobody wants to join a dead thread
>>9826331
I've been making threads for a long while and I know that it takes several hours to have others come in, even longer if they don't have a link to the new thread
Image dumps don't really do much
>>9826603
im a newfag to furry porn, i figured you'd get more contributors by bumping
>>9826900
It's just a waiting game until people show up really
just have to keep the thread up
Rate this sexy fur
>>9827585
I'd contribute more but have things to do
can some tell me why do people like this because
i really want to kown
>>9827585
I know this is supposed to be hilariously bad, but I actually think the cock is interesting.
Fight me
>>9828541
I agree with you, just a little less piercings and its perfect
Favorite futa
>>9827585
pretty generic desu
Post the nicest balls you have.
>Bedroom door opens
>"Anon, keep it down. I have stuff to do in the morning and your loud-ass video games aren't helping me sleep."
>>9830789
It might help if I posted the friggin pic
>>9830847
Blow her to sleep
I roll for initiative
>>9824188
Stop
Let's just say there's a dimension, where Herms and females only exists and males are not. What would a Herm's gender role be? Feminine similarities like females? Or a bit butch?
>>9831087
Who knows. I just want a herm mommy. That's the extent I care about their roles in society.
>>9825107
Holy fuck more of this
>>9824188
>tfw no slug futa
Can someone at least add a dick to it? Not as a joke.
Actual question, do slime girls fall under fur or is it technically something else? Not going to derail thread over it, just curious about opinions.
I love herm cock
>>9830575
Pic related
>>9830789
Make her cum her brains out and go full ahegao by doing whatever kink she's into most until she sleeps like a baby
>>9831087
Herms are most likely the dominant role, emphasizing testosterone and essentially being males, just with tits and sometimes feminine looks.
>>9831115
Herm mommies are best mommies.
>>9831302
I'd say they are not fur, considering they have no fur/scales/aren't even an animal or based off an animal. Maaaaybe a slime mimicing a furry character could be passable.
>>9831947
Same.
Herms with fancy breast and genital jewelry are the best.
>>9831302
You don't have to talk about herms 100 percent of the time here, its what causes the thread to be bland, don't be afraid of taking shit off topic if it makes for some actual conversation
>>9832097
Ah yes, natural sag
A rare quality among balloon tits and bubble balls
>>9832374
I agree with you 100%
>>9825713
the masturbation pics get me going the most
>>9834066
Sparrow is a pleb
>>9830847
>YAHOO
>BING BING
>1 UP
would you a plane?
>>9831136
Anyone have horsecock down girls' throats? All I got
imgur.com/a/xl4DU
wrong thread buddy
>>9835837
Who are you talking to?
>>9835813
Yes, please!
Bump faggot is off his leash again
>>9836314
What's his problem now?
>>9836318
He always has a problem with us and other gay threads, and time to time he does this to try and knock us off quickly
>>9836342
"other gay threads"
I wanna see a man that looks like this
>>9836361
I'd rather just have a mommy that looks like that
>>9836361
I'd prefer if all men looked like that.
Piercings are shit.
Can we have some herms cumming inside/on girls?
>>9836431
don't start this shit again
>>9836496
What shit?
>>9836361
or like this!
Safety bump.
>>9836361
>>9836379
>>9836371
>>9836557
Guys, i'm being super serial here
This man is a menace to all fags
>>9833492
Are chakats salvagable?
>>9837535
No, they have forever ruined the concept of hermaphroditic felinoid centaurs
>>9839414
was it previously rich with potential
I love herm cock
>you will never have a herm as a permabottom wife
>>9845531
>permabottom
But why?
>>9824188
have a better sized tanuki cock
>>9828016
can some tell me why do people like to post this because i really want to kown
>>9846587
Because I don't like dicks in my butt. Also chastity stimulation-denial fun, or just a nice reacharound. I can't decide if a cock too small to do anything thing but
>>9848897
I like the idea of a girl with a big cock and fat balls, but is forbidden to use her own hands or any tools to stimulate it. If she's a good girl, she'll get a handjob or a ball fondling by me, or she'll get to fuck an animal or something, but stimulation on her terms is refused and pleasure is rationed and controlled. Especially if she's a big and powerful girl, still controlling that much soft hermy meat would be a rush.
>>9834066
Sauce?
>>9849174
That's Sparrow down at Hentai-Foundry.
I love this pic. A big tittied horsecock'd herm being teased and tugged at and denied total stimulation or the chance to scream about it. Just taunt and fluff and edge her and edge her until she's a mess, and then when she cums, force it all down her own throat. Waste not want not for my herm toys.
>>9835813
Shit, more like this gallery. Girls choking on herm cock is <3
it's happening again
>>9849922
Indeed, report what you can
>>9849922
Bumpfag?
>>9849984
No some other faggot with renewable IPs unlike bump faggot
>>9850002
Gotta love script kiddies who think they're hot shit and cool for doing this shit. They actually think people support them.
>stop messing with my porn! >:(
>>9840316
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY! WOOOOO
>>9851793
>drawthread requestfag goes ballistic
>spams on a Vietnamese noodle board
>Speedy gets scapegoated
>hfur thinks they're targeted
small kek
but my shark thread died so im still sad
>>9852172
yeah, this seems like the thread where people who are obseesed with feeling victimized would hang out.
>>9851793
I never said it was ever targeting us, It's just spam as I've said up top
>>9848897
>Because I don't like dicks in my butt
you just haven't tried enough my friend
>>9854418
I have tried enough thank you very much.
>>9855212
pics or it didnt happen
>>9852172
>Speedy gets scapegoated
He's a fag, but it happens more than you'd think.
I almost never visited drawthreads here or on /co/, and I've been accused of being speedy twice.
The anti-speedy fags are just as bad as him. They're obsessive.
>>9855379
(pic related is .jpg'd for file size)
>>9854384
They'd actually be the least normie in this type of fetish.
>>9834237
Fuck, my sides, anon.
>>9856783
its the most normie in the line
chastity, hands free, getting fucked by an animal are all BDSM tier normie shit
>normie this
>normie that
What a shitty term. I miss normalfag.
because putting fag on the end of anything you don't like isn't over used oldvocabularyfag
>>9857837
It's a term of endearment. And anyway, its still better than the normalfag-friendly term "normie" that. /r9k/ came up with
>>9857871
now you're just being fagfag
>>9857674
Normalfag didn't have a video to solidify the term as a specific emotion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
>>9855244
>you must have pictures of the time you got fucked in the ass by a gay singaporean and regretted it, or you cannot like herms in a specific way
Those are terrible standards.
>>9858071
well actually yeah
you must not like herms in the butt if you didn't like a prostitute in the butt
but legit try it more than once, its weird the first few times but gets a hell of a lot better
did you experience any pain? or did it just slide in no worries
I'd rather be the herm than be with the herm
>>9859215
I'd rather be taken by multipler herms
>>9858071
>you got fucked in the ass by a gay singaporean and regretted it
well that's a terrible way to get started on that
getting pegged by a caring gf after weeks of teasing > going to a third rate ladyboy in a tourist trap
>>9860103
id love a ladyboy to trap me then breed the crap out of my hole
>>9860119
Then go to Thailand or Singapore, they'll steal your wallet and you'll be stuck as some gangbangers' sweatshop slave.
Really though, if you don't start getting into anal by yourself first it's an awful fucking idea to go and have anal sex with someone. Get buttplugs, bullet vibrators and dildos or just your fingers and start playing with them slowly when you're turned on and relaxed to get used to the feeling and finding where the pleasurable parts are. Anal with someone else is something that only works out with some intimacy.
>>9860216
im not him lole
i want a thailand ladyboy to make me her sex slave though
that would be prebby hot
>>9858142
>>9860103
I mean he was Singaporean but living in America.
Look he was this twink from San Fran, and I had been skyping with the faggot for a while, and then we go 'hey lets meet up' when I flew over, and so we did. And it's all fun, it's all good, get a bite, get drunk and laugh at Spy Kids 3D, then he starts making out, and I'm like 'okay sure'. Biting him was fun too, really solidified that fetish. And he just grinds on my pants, until I get unbuckled, and we fuck. Reacharound, all that. And I nut, shit's good, but after he's in the shower I'm going 'shit I'm gay now I don't know if I like being gay'.
So he comes out with lube, and I'm like 'uh what' and he's all 'my turn' and now I'm really regretting this because I hadn't really pictured getting fucked myself. But he's like 'it's only fair' so I get cleaned off, he licks me clean and I'm sort of getting into it, but then HO SHIT NO THAT IS A DICK FUCK NO ABORT THIS FEELS WRONG NO NO NO but I can't tell him stop because I need to be big Mr. tough texan so I just work through it, baseball stuck in my mind for some reason (I can't look at a Spurs sign without my ass clenching now). And after he's 'done the deed' I just sort of crouch there my ass hurting and him panting, and just get dressed and walk out, then RUN for the bus. I scramble to cut all contacts, block his number, and I just went outside the city for the next few days, and let my vacation be over after that.
So no, buttsex wasn't fun, it felt all sorts of uncomfortable, I didn't like being under someone, and I REALLY didn't like being called his bitch. Bottoming sucks, and I don't want to get why people like it.
>>9860656
so you basically got coerced into having sex with someone you didn't like and had no trust with, to do something you weren't ready to, out of the blue with no expectations of how it should be like and no agreement on what was okay to do and what not and you think that represents all experiences?
you're a real idiot you know.
>>9860845
And how is that not what you're asking me to do?
>I want to wife a herm but without buttsex
>wut why
>because I don't like recieving buttsex
>you just haven't felt it right
>no thank you I've felt enough
>prove it
>explain context
>wut
>explain context further and how I don't want to have buttsex or enjoy herms the way some people do
>you're an idiot
You wanted to know, so now you do. Accept that I'm not changing on this, and leave me alone. I never said you couldn't enjoy it yourself, but I'm NOT. INTERESTED.
So fuck off asshole.
>>9860987
you got raped dude
you had someone in your ass without being even close to comfortable or into it to begin with, that would ruin any kind of sex.
>>9852172
Please show me where anyone complained about this thread being targeted. Bumpfag, and fags like him, is/are just a known occurrence on this board and it's annoying when he kills off lower bump frequency threads like this on his crusade to... do whatever it is he's doing. I'm going to call a faggot out for acting like a faggot. These threads aren't nearly high priority enough to warrant more than an annoyance when they get bumped off prematurely. But you want to whine about someone pointing out Bumpfag is a faggot, I'll be more than happy to oblige.
Tl;dr stop whining about Bumpfag while simultaneously telling other people to stop whining about Bumpfag. You're just annoying.
>>9835371
Is she a rattlesnake or some other scaly? She's lovely either way. I want to spoon her and give her a hj at the same time
>>9861002
OR MAYBEI JUST NEVER WNATED IT GOD WHAT IS IT WIHT YOU FAGGOTS
GTOTA LOVE SEX OUR WAY SHOVE THINGS INYOUR ASS OOOH YES
STOP IT
JUST STOP IT
>>9861039
See now you're just trying to assert that because you didn't like it no one is allowed to. You have legitimate reasons to not have enjoyed it and that's fine. But you don't have to be a dick to other people for having better experiences.
>>9861039
i don't know nigga why did you let it happen then?
i'd figure if you wanted to try something new and kinky you would take your time to think about it and prepare and do it with someone you were comfortable with, not just let some random trap you knew from skype fuck your ass on your first fling while you bit the pillow and let it happen you beta fuck
now you're salty you actually got not only sodomized but DOMINATED by a twink fuckboy.
>>9861096
It's kinda funny but also terrible. I feel bad for anon having to go through it when he clearly didn't want it, but the situation is hilarious otherwise.
>>9861096
>I want a big herm bottom, b-because it'll teach that twink whos boss!
>Zhila will never aggressively talk you into being her cum holster
>>9861144
Stop making me laugh at anon's misfortune.
Okay but how "normie" is it to be a girl who wants a herm mommy to throatfuck her and also fill her cunt with cum, possibly under the pretense of getting pregnant?
>>9861074
>See now you're just trying to assert that because you didn't like it no one is allowed to
No I'm saying I don't liek people tellnig me to do things I did and odn't want anym,ore. I want you to stop acting like thats wrong, and you guys can't stop doing it.
>>9861096
>now you're salty you actually got not only sodomized but DOMINATED by a twink fuckboy.
THIS WHOLE THING STARTED from you guys asking me why I didn't wnat dicks in my butt. That's the crux of this. Trying to make DICKS In my butt. STOP IT. I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. SO JUST FUCKOFF AND LET ME ENJOY MY FETISH ON MY TERMS.
>>9861144
NOP I WANNA FUCK A BIG HERM BOTTOM BECAUSE ITS WHAT IW ANNA FUCK
STOP GASLIGHTIGN ME YOU GFAGGOTS
Interesting conversations going on here
Well in the least it's lively again
>>9861212
misfortune?
my dream is to get dominated by a cute girly figure
i can't believe his only compensation is to take out his cock on big strong futa girls but to make their cocks suffer
THIS IS WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE
THE GODDAMN GAY ICE CREAMS
I CAN"T JUST BE WHAT I AM
I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN IT
NO I HAVE TO BE WHAT YOU ARE AND THEN YOU PRETEND I'M DOING THE SAME TO YOU
YOU'RE THE FUCING DEGENERATE FAG ICE CREAMS
FUCK YOU ALL
>>9861289
See, I just want the opposite. I want a strong futa mommy to love me gently but also tease me and fuck me like her toy whenever she wants.
>>9861267
listen fag, if you had never had even a frisky finger up your butt but weren't man enough to tell him "i've never done it and i don't think i'm ready to go through all of it tonight", or at least "i don't like being called things during sex", "i don't like being on the bottom" or "this is hurting please be more careful" then that's your fucking problem
>>9861314
YOU BENT OVER ON YOUR OWN FAGGOT, YOU LET A TINY BITCH HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOUR BODY
>>9861267
No one's saying you have to try it again or enjoy it. We asked why not, you explained, you have good reasons. I completely understand why you'd be upset from that but anons simply suggested at first that maybe you had a bad experience and should try again before details, and then gave general advice in light of your awful experience. You do you, anon. Just please stop trying to call out people because you're upset. Not everyone on the Internet is a shitlord out to try to make you feel bad.
>>9861370
You had a shitty time and froze up instead of stopping it. You're not insane, people are just giving you shit for poor planning.
>>9851666
ain't nothin' but a peanut
>>9861321
hardly the opposite
im just not autistic enough to see a relationship with a non-existent character
would a relationship with a real tall dominant shem be great?
sure
will it ever happen?
No
so it falls down to just getting of sexually, and i get off to the idea of being dominated
How would someone with IBS regularly play with their ass enough to be able to take a herm cock any time the herm wants?
>>9861409
Well yeah, clearly it's a fantasy. But a girl can hope. I harbor no delusions that it could actually happen, it's just a really hot fantasy. It's also technically possible I could somehow find a real MILF with a strapon which would work well enough for me, so again a girl can hope.
>>9861463
Idk if we're operating under the assumption herms actually exist then I also assume there'd be a medical solution to that.
>>9861475
>real woman
theres your problem
setting up fake relationships with people that don't exist is just depressing
real people are depressing
all we can hope for is a shot in the dark that death is the gateway into our own fantasy worlds
>>9861496
I feel like you're reading far too much into this.
>>9861494
herms do exist
they're just like 1 in a billion
its a mutation from twins
there was actually a story from the news a while back about a 40 year old man complaining about stomach cramps, he went to the hospital and after a cat scan they found out he was having his first period, internally but it was happening.
>>9861409
>>9861321
a loving herm that is assertive is the ideal to me. I think the whole point of a herm/futa/dickgirl/whatever is that she can take a more active role in sex but still retain her feminity and feminine traits like a warm and caring personality.
i don't like to see sex exclusively in terms of dominant vs submissive dynamics, i feel like that is a simple kink and not a really complete fantasy.
>>9861232
pregnant herms make me a bit quesy because i've seen how much vaginas stretch during birth and a penis, even a clit-penis wouldn't come out of that unscathed.
>>9861530
Herms in the sense of the thread topic. I didn't think I had to specify that.
>>9861494
Lets assume they only have the medical shit we have, since herms aren't exactly an outlandish concept anyway
>>9861552
there are some accounts of 100% functional hermaphrodites in history, none in modern medicine but many that get close.
>>9861541
I meant the herm getting me pregnant, could have worded that better.
Also personally for me sex/relationships are at least partly if not mostly about dom/sub just because that's how I am. I'm very much subservient to my partner and a relationship doesn't really work for me unless they take control. Just personally.
Jesus Christ you faggots are insufferable.
>>9861573
>so you're saying there's a chance
>>9861524
my life is futa cock
>>9861541
if you're assigning traits to genders perhaps you should re-evaluate that
I'm not going to say its a bad idea but
Women can be aggressive assholes
and men can be sensitive caretakers
also
>big strong girl rapes you with dick = simple
>big strong girl rapes you with love = complicated and spicy
I don't see how you find it any more complicated unless you're upset the latter is more popular in these threads,
>>9861683
>if you're assigning traits to genders perhaps you should re-evaluate that
of course i fucking do, i'm not an insane gender studies, intersectionalism graduate
>Women can be aggressive assholes
>and men can be sensitive caretakers
yeah, doesn't mean they're not unusual traits, or that being hugged by someone with pecs is the same as being hugged by someone with soft breasts. If it made absolutely no difference whether we receive from a masculine person or from a feminine person then this wouldn't be an intersex thread exclusively dedicated to girls with dicks.
>>9861628
with some unethical genetic experimentation, i guess?
>>9861823
you're jumping on a band wagon instead of evaluating the statement
perhaps i should have just called you a sexist, misogynistic asshole because thats all you wanted to read
There are differences between male and female bodies i said nothing to appose that
What i said was personality traits don't have to be assigned to the bodies themselves
this thread is about feminine bodies with male genitalia
its not about how women are the only ones capable of love and putting a penis on them is the only way you can ever feel loved and all i suggested was you removed that anchor in your head, it'll help you enjoy more porn.
the "dom" being too simple for you because its only a male thing was a stupid statement, i was only trying to broaden your understanding
>>9861948
>What i said was personality traits don't have to be assigned to the bodies themselves
>this thread is about feminine bodies with male genitalia
But that's my argument, some personality traits lend theselves better to specific bodies, women with their curvy bodies are all soft and cuddly and they can hug you and give you tender love better. Sure some may argue that big muscular arms and tall height make them feel "safe" but that's still different enough to me.
Besides, psychology does support the notion that there are predisposed conducts to genders that shape their personalities, and there's nothing wrong with liking them that way.
>>9862122
it went over your head
and clearly haven't been around enough irl women.
i said to just remove that anchor
i know i enjoy the female body, not the female personality traits cause they tend to be cunts
>>9862205
>i said to just remove that anchor
how about i enjoy things the way i want to and ignore you and your bad experiences with disfunctional people
>>9862234
you will understand in time
>>9835696
Of coursh
>>9863305
you're just plane weird
>>9861006
>typing a paragraph
>being this defensive
the only point in my post is that I like to watch fire
>>9825332
>hemipenes
Yes
>human dicks
Pic related
>>9863715
i feel yah
>>9863574
Well congratulations, you made a pun
Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>>9863944
Crashing your prostate
with no survivors
>>9864069
No! I'm in charge here!
>>9864151
>>9864162
>>9864179
We now return to your regular /hfur/ programming
What a shitshow.
*complains about everything for no reason*
>>9827585
Cringe/10
>>9864445
thats the joke
>>9864251
it's the complaining that keeps the thread strong nigga
>>9861314
That WAS a fucked up skit tho.
>>9861185
W H Y L I V E?
H
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Haven't done a colored piece nor a Brooke piece in a while, so here y'all go.
>>9867160
what's going on with this pic? whose legs is she holding, the guy groping or the guy titfucking?
>>9867752
I tried to imply that he's sitting on her stomach as he titfucks and gropes her. Attempted several times to draw a decent butt on the stomach, but had to cut it out because it was too distracting from the rest of the pic IMO(was too goddamn weird).
>>9867832
i think you could convey it by showing a few lines of weight pressing on her belly and some shadows on them
>>9867849
True, true. I'll give it a shot.
>>9868699
ever thought about drawing something with casual oral?
>>9867832
draw the guy on there?
it looks like a ghost orgy lole
got dat african lip
>>9866911
i want her babies in me
/trash/ is moving rather fast
Boners under skirts are hot
>>9864162
>just a recon drone
some history lessons right here
>>9873916
>just an anthropomorphic recon drone being bred by a russian jet
Better?
>>9874567
lole her belly button is eating him out
>>9874567
That's pretty nice
>>9874567
what's the story here? Why does it look like Brooke is enduring this, not enjoying it?
>>9875591
shes upset she can't ruin his ass prolly
>>9875591
The inspiration for it is taken more from the sixth story then the seventh one. You could probably say it's taking place somewhere in between those two, because I wanted to make it seem like she's still a bit conflicted about being dommed by anon.
To sum it up:
>enjoying it but not really wanting to fully admit it.